The Official Podcast #4: Kinky Star Wars Minecraft

[@christianpanacopoulos]

The thought of a wrestler who's finishing move is time traveling abortion is genuinely terrifying.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Eddie Kingston used the Backfist to the Future. In 2011 he punched Archibald Peck that he literally sent him to the year 2015 He discovered an almanac that contained everything that would happen, he went back in time and used this knowledge to his advantage. Then by the time the year 2015 came around, Archibald Peck was killed, then the version of him from 2011 appeared, bought the sports almanac and learned of his death, he would then travel back to 2011 and complete the cycle. Wrestling is weird

[@sixwings6932]

Unless you're a husband.

[@venyogo2]

it sounds like a jojo stand

[@vvoid8416]

AND MY STANDO, [BABY GOT BACK]

[@miyamotomusashi7612]

You forgot the minute long explanation of your stand's power.

[@stagger9660]

"i like tiny ladies..." "ones that i can pick up and throw" im dead.

[@CalebMealer]

Bubbles if he has his way, so are the girls.

[@stagger9660]

Caleb M. im dead again XD

[@smorepie]

Probably can't throw someone farther than the Green Bastard (from parts unknown) can

[@IAmHoTSHoTzz]

My name is Gary Foster, world's greatest midget tosser, I had a girl, that's how I lost her, threw her through the bar like a flying saucer.

[@Shockro]

he doesn't know what a short stack is but at least he didnt use the word again after

[@amsardina11]

I love how, when Jackson asked if the photographer was more famous than Brendan Fraser, Charlie said no so loud his sound spike touched the logo.

[@burritoh]

K

[@gris2499]

Time stamp?

[@DrPie0licious]

Jackson is shockingly innocent for an Australian. He must be protected at all costs.

[@jess-xt1nm]

Except for the bdsm

[@Guile_The_Exile]

He's fucking lying to you! You're falling for his facade!

[@cheftristone]

Kaya 2017: "I'm not that much of a drinker..." Kaya 2019: "I fucking love beer..."

[@nelsonchike4812]

Kaya in 2022: actually eats healthy and hydrates*

[@renszoroquino7369]

Well he did say that he only drinks beer in 2017 as well.

[@-spookyy7663]

I'm always so fucking hyped for these podcasts. I don't know why but it is really unique and is quite well made. Good Job Charlie,Kaya,Jackson And that interesting fella Andrew.

[@sevensavage7]

ハロウィーン-Spookyy I think his name is Anthony.

[@-spookyy7663]

Kenny West Sorry bby I fixed it for you

[@-spookyy7663]

Arghhhhhh okay i will fix i selled my wife for 1nternit cinection

[@aydenulery9562]

Ain’t that some shit

[@TheWanderingLPer]

My kink is healthy, loving relationships.

[@corvidox]

I like fantasy and role playing too

[@Deepslash03]

That’s disgusting. I like it

[@powerrangerblue8566]

Whatever wind charmer

[@crimsonpotemkin]

How lewd. I bet you like holding hands as well, you degenerate.

[@addisonklamm3948]

Wtf is wrong with you get some help

[@RandomVideos2]

This podcast has people in it that aren't Cr1tikal.... That makes me ENRAGED

[@blorfenburger]

Ain't that some shit

[@marcuscadwell8574]

Andrew is funny though haha the other ones are just sorta quiet

[@asrieldreemunov472]

9:53 "I don't fuck goats." *NNNOOOO.*

[@lilmoist516]

*SMACK* Noice.

[@Test-Ant]

Not even joking, this podcast is literally the only I look forward to every week

[@lolo6089]

Ryan K same

[@arcticcockatiel3783]

Ryan K did you ever watch sleepy cast

[@lowfivelou]

Ryan K clearly never watched the Fred movie because that's the reason why I'm still alive rn

[@browdr]

Ain't that some shit?

[@HonoraryAperture]

Good that you're not joking, that would have been a shit joke.

[@blocklance_3921]

DO THIS PODCAST MORE OFTEN LOVE LISTENING TO THIS

[@2gname]

-How I would beat Charlie. -You would throw him back in time. That sounds like a JoJo stand

[@gweenteaz]

BITE ZA DUSTO

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

@matheus duwang

[@Alexander-cz5bs]

Sexual fetish? Role play of course: I'm Hitler, she's Eva. I'm Spider-Man, she's Yoda. I'm Freddy Krueger, she's the Queen of England, etc., etc.

[@Braziliancraze42]

That's pretty fucked up.

[@TRigga00]

you mean romantic right?

[@kristobaz2474]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." if you can somehow work that into one of your roleplays and it doesn't immediately shatter your relationship, she's built to last

[@i_dont_get_out_much2859]

Colton Turner role playing scars me

[@adamwest8711]

That first one must lead to an explosive ending. Like a really dangerous way to shoot your load.

[@01trixor]

Always cracks me up whenever someone say, "what is the next question jackson?" because they know that they are going to be disappointed

[@hydron3299]

i'd pay to hear the unedited audio

[@willyodi5]

Hydron same

[@mylenhansen6350]

Hydron same

[@averyjenson]

God, Kaya is fucking hilarious. No offense to the other guys, but honestly Kaya steals the show for these things.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

its the only place he can express himself living in an otherwise oppressive country

[@MankeyMaster]

Avery Jenson

[@UnwisePoppy]

Avery Jenson i disagree, i like Kaya but without Andrew there would be nothing but silence. He gets the banter going

[@rifle271]

Avery Jenson nice try kaya

[@averyjenson]

+rifle271 pfftt what no i'm not kaya

[@ryanklip24]

the reason so many people have feet fetish's is because, no joke, the part of the brain that is stimulated sexually and the part of the brain that acknowledges feet are RIGHT next to each other, so sometimes they get too close and...you know.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

nah man, that shit's gaye

[@ryanklip24]

Sir Musty ok

[@10storme]

I refuse to believe that there's a section of the brain dedicated to the acknowledgement of feet

[@ryanklip24]

Frumpis Brinkleton​ I'm just relaying what I learned in Psych earlier this year. Not necessarily dedicated to feet per se, but it's the part that's like "I have this limb and that limb" and when the wires get crossed it ends up with a sexual attraction to feet.

[@MultiLelde]

Ryan Taffe Even with that knowledge, its weird thag i like them. Its extremely odd to find them appealing to look at.

[@simoudd516]

I just started listening this podcast... realized I have over 200 episodes to come. Thank god!

[@craigofcanada773]

Same.

[@adamwest8711]

I’m just starting. I don’t know how I missed this channel for so long. Just never appeared in my recommends and I love it.

[@Valentynee]

Kaya is my favorite turkish KZbinr

[@shyne3754]

Jaκey He is the only Turkish KZbinr

[@grooselegacy]

Can you guys do a segment where you read Andrew's hate mail for a bit, I think that could be funny.

[@grooselegacy]

For example, Kaya, Charlie and Jackson all have voices like butter and they're just fun to listen to. Andrew has a voice like warm crusty disgusting mayonnaise.

[@THECHASE1159]

Salmon Fish That's somebody's fetish.

[@Trapshack]

came back to listen to all the old episodes and its great to hear it all coming together. best podcast ever.

[@Deedo_67]

I really like Andrew, I don't get the hate behind him.

[@AmandaRain97]

Why the fuck does everyone hate on Andrew. I swear to god he cracks me up the most because all the guys are just talking and all you hear is him say something really fucked up in the background and it fucking makes me laugh every time

[@diligentzero5255]

God I really want a "He's got a podcast!" T-shirt now. I know Charlie isn't huge on merch, but he also didn't change his icon or background until recently so who knows?

[@muhammedg.8983]

11 minutes of a man's kinks, I'm liking this podcast

[@BrolyKenseigoku]

I never knew stars can fight.. wonder what their power level is..

[@dingusmcpringus7460]

Fuck off Goku

[@lilmoist516]

Weeb

[@antihenti1476]

Goku Shut The Fuck Up

[@gnarlyandy1]

watch out hes gonna catch u with a dragonball

[@BrolyKenseigoku]

Ā, watashi wa anata kara doko kara mo nikushimi ga seichō suru no o mimasu... Watashi wa anata ga naze watashi ga uchū no mottomo kyōryokuna sentōkidearu ka o shimesudeshou! Sūpāseian no kami. Kyūkyoku no saiyan!

[@fun3ral_d4angements]

These older podcasts are just pure gold

[@Ocean_Man]

charlies lil siluette picture thingy looks real handsome

[@mixedfootage8010]

igneel07 It's not Brandon Fraser.

[@jacobwest2329]

igneel07 you should check out his snapchat big_moist he's handsome as fuck

[@Blue-df3zz]

Jacob West What are you gay?

[@Ocean_Man]

TRIP SHARK id totaly go gay for charlie

[@IkeRetsam]

Kaya: I don't like to drink much, or ever really. Really Kaya? Really? 😂😂

[@minoyuta7091]

the official minecraft podcast

[@hawkeyeplerce5238]

"I drawn the line at nipples." - American Media

[@stupidpeoplecallmesmart4603]

If you had to ride into battle on a centaur, which other man from the podcast would be the top half of the centaur?

[@PsylomeAlpha]

stupidpeoplecallmesmart what if you had to run into battle on a reverse centaur?

[@adamwest8711]

Definitely Andrew. He’s 6’ 5”.

[@briwatson]

"I KNOW WHAT TO CUT!" leaves in all audio

[@Kaisarfire]

The fact this isn't the J.A.C.K. Off. Podcast is just sadness.

[@silicalnz]

Jeez I like Andrew, he makes all the jokes that I would

[@SuperNobodyhome]

"I'll finish him off with my signature move: Gun!" I laughed so fucking hard.

[@knuckleHead12354]

I listened to your last podcast where you guys talked about lucid dreams a week ago and that night I ended up having 2 lucid dreams myself. you guys should talk about winning the lottery because, you know... maybe....

[@mystic_guardian]

I'm waaaay too late responding here but I've spent my life on and off trying to lucid dream and simply hearing about it or remembering it helps a lot. Just having the idea slip into your subconscious or something.

[@twinborn6028]

Someone complain that it's only an hour long for em please. I'm to lazy

[@stagger9660]

TwinBorn you could have used the time and effort you had when you wrote this.

[@twinborn6028]

Bubbles​​ I have finals tomorrow. Can u help me?

[@twinborn6028]

***** would smacking books against my head help me absorb knowledge or would it kill me? Both are good i guess.

[@julihuman]

I really appreciate the audio visuals with each person. Sometimes its a little difficult to keep up with whos talking in a 3+ person call.

[@corvidox]

Charlie has a monotone voice Andrew is too hyper Jackson is an Aussie Kaya is dead inside

[@DJManacher]

These podcasts are hilarious and entertaining. Please keep making them!

[@meowcow21]

critical just sits quiet for a lot of the show

[@thugnificent1759]

Prince Fancypenguin im pretty sure he's baked lmao

[@pigimees1213]

Judging by the title this is going to be fucking turbo cool

[@lilmoist516]

*SMACK* Noice.

[@ebghnfhjbh3417]

Charlie never said his kink.

[@tophatjoe1677]

"what's it called when you shrink em down?" "sounds like magic school bus to me." Had me dying.

[@bigsmoke-dy1pf]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@burritoh]

K

[@ABlackEnderman]

I think these guys would work better just shooting the shit. This podcast always has a feeling of just "hanging out with the guys" due to the fact that there are awkward pauses, no advertisements, no music in the background. It's something I listen to while editing or playing games or something and that's great. It definitely feels forced to see these genuinely likable personalities have to try and come up with answers to questions. If you want my suggestion I say that you keep a Q&A segment near the end if you can dig around and find one or two really good questions that you can have banter with. But for the other 45 minutes or whatever I would just say talk like you normal would in a skype call. Just shooting the shit, telling stories, etc. All podcasts have an awkward feel in the beginning but i think that's something these 4 can get past. It might be more editing to cut out the really long silences but I think Andrew is right. If everyone brings something to the table that they can talk about like a weird sex dream or something stupid they saw on the internet it would be like a real conversation with friends. Or have a topic that everyone can talk about but don't feel like you have to fill up the whole hour with just that topic. Tangents are funny. I think once they pass the awkward phase and fill the gaps of silence, just hearing 4 friends talk is definitely something I'd love to listen to. Because all my friends are dead and the graveyard said I can't have keep digging them up to have tea parties.

[@ZealotOnYouTube]

Thanks for the feedback! We'll take it on board when we record the next episode. We pre-recorded Episode 3, 4 and 5 before Christmas so we kind of had to rely on questions and such to get us talking for 3+ hours but we're definitely planning on experimenting with the formula in the future!

[@Rosa-jo3uq]

I'm not reading this

[@ThatGuyKh1]

Insomniac unfortunately there’s adverts now

[@gimmickgotbored7157]

I never thought of Scarecrow as being hot, but now I can't disagree,

[@stagger9660]

im glad that this format is sticking for another episode.

[@iamwunderektshun1612]

Do not stop at ep. 9. I live for these podcasts

[@consensualduane]

Every episode should have at least one bizarre sexual fanfiction reading, with everyone participating.

[@MarioVSCulex]

"JACKoff - The Official [insert week's topic here] Podcast" would be a neat way to title the videos. It would also stick to the name you have right now, just add to it.

[@LeetTeeGee]

Andjew is that one co-worker who always uses his phone but as soon as he sees you use yours he tells the manager on you

[@sock3981]

the first 10 episodes are the best episodes imo

[@Excogitationn]

why

[@SereneSRNv]

this podcast is the only one I genuinely enjoy watching

[@malachiredding3349]

This podcast is frustratingly funny

[@adamwest8711]

I can’t drink whilst listening to this because I’ve spat my drink across the room twice now listening to these.

[@GiganteKirkhammer]

My kink is going back and watching 5 year old Official Podcast episodes at work lmfaooo

[@Mrfniss]

My cat smelled my sweaty armpit

[@robin1549]

Scribbles Did they like it?

[@janesmith1840]

Cats love armpits for some reason, maybe it's the smell of deodorant.

[@literallyazucchini2634]

This is the most disorganized podcast ever but I love it

[@Cemix10]

"The Jack-Official Podcast" is brilliant.

[@cottom9673]

hi my favourite part of the podcast is when jackson says "my willy" at 34:38 thanks

[@evilhivemind8839]

If you were in a metal band, what would it be called what would your first album be called, and would would your theme be?

[@allineedismusicnlove]

im losing my shit at jackson lowering the volume of andrew's laugh at 27:30 thank you jackson

[@darien5400]

What's the most red-pilled show you've ever seen and why is it Lazytown?

[@alexnolan7382]

just let yourselves get really into weird tangents, could kill time pretty well and I'd love to see where you guys go with these podcasts

[@jimmyosmond2136]

Leafy and KeemStar would be like Ferra Torr from mortal kombat.

[@mlgpro2241]

years later LISA is now one of my favorites thanks Andrew

[@namouchimaki4188]

Jackson got bullied a lot today

[@COYADD]

The intro is the best intro to any podcast.

[@sexytime3589]

I don't know what it is, but I love the chemistry between Andrew and Kaya. I feel alot of sexual tension between them...

[@idontcare6736]

For someone committed to finding low sodium foods and creating healthy meals, you drink way too much to be healthy.

[@yunushokkaci4890]

Everything Kaya says is amazing. He needs to make a solo stream

[@ruzantsu4147]

My kink is holding hands and some woman I love giving me a loving embrace while I silently cry into her while she says "everything will be okay" while also petting my hair.

[@adamwest8711]

You ok man?

[@colemartin8796]

Jackson I want you to fight for your place to speak

[@mega7070]

Funny how in recent episodes Kaya always talks about his heavy drinking habits, but in this one he doesn't drink 🤣

[@curtil5704]

0/10 didn't hear "ain't that some shit?"

[@kobetharp4420]

This is quickly becoming my favorite podcast guys thank you keep up the good work! And I like when you put in effort Andrew even if it makes me a loser I guess!

[@tristan1718]

between questions, you four should play Mario Kart.

[@sepedrainc.6487]

Andrew is a man of true taste in kinks.

[@oughguar]

Tbh Andrew deserves more subs. It's actual structured humor (sometimes) not just 'HAHA MEMES LOL xD' it's actual funny content

[@Huggbees]

Andy Taquechel Thanks handsome

[@porkchopslittleditty1817]

+Huggbees I was listening to this as background noise but I tuned right back in as soon as you mentioned LISA. Some goddamn great taste right there.

[@Randomname8383]

Andrew's jokes are the funniest. You can tell by how hard he laughs at them

[@zgamer200]

It's Big_Moist and his 3 little_moists

[@ieatchowder8356]

200 Australian dollars is 146.87 American dollars.

[@theyth__em]

ANDREW I LITERALLY HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY PLEADING WITH PEOPLE TO FIGHT ME FOR MONTHS I HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP RAGE LETS FIGHT AND THEN LIKE GO GET SLUSHIES OR SOMETHING

[@Chezmaster100]

I love how you guys are getting noticeably more comfortable doing this podcast and it's fucking wonderful

[@ProjectClosure]

please make these longer!

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

I keep coming back to this for the Minecraft block question

[@BoatofBS]

Jackson keep it up this podcast is the shit

[@callumblair6269]

Christ, a lot of the convos in this end in awkward silence and fake-sounding laughter. But gosh darn, it's entertaining.

[@luvuberrymuch49]

this came out exactly a year ago

[@grooselegacy]

Please please please make the podcast bi-weekly AT LEAST! This is hands down the funniest thing that Charlie has ever put out and I need more!

[@Jamzmahname]

My dreams have come true.

[@JimmyBim]

This has become the only weekly podcast I still listen too

[@vejymonsta3006]

You guys should have a guest occasionally join the podcast. They could just be a random person from the comments or someone you want on the show. You know, just something to shake it up.

[@xxxxfatcatxxxx]

It sounds like Andrew has some suppressed rage he desperately wants to get out.

[@lamppost5156]

it spells jack

[@dstsmallen]

The Three Olives vodka that Charlie is talking about is what jump-started my career as a functioning alcoholic.

[@gweenteaz]

Charlie how good are you at magic?

[@joselito977]

I'm always so fucking hyped for these podcasts. I don't know why but it is really unique and is quite well made. Good Job Charlie,Kaya,Jackson.

[@pr0xy_v]

Joseph Lovecrack damn that's cold.

[@justgot2go4now]

I'm not an expert on podcasts or anything but I do want to point things out that I found off-putting even though I do like the podcast. At least in this episode it felt awkward and the conversation stumbled a lot. There was also a lot of dead time. You guys are supposed to be friends right? Talk about stuff you want to talk about. I think the strong point of this podcast is that at times it is filled with wit and camaraderie, but at the weak point it's awkward and haphazard. I believe if you hone in on just having candid conversations with a very lose guide instead of strictly going by whats on the note cards then you would have a very damn near perfect podcast. Who cares if you guys go on tangents or don't finish all the topics on the note card.

[@leonb228]

Very late on this reply, but I really have to disagree with you on some points. Honestly, I don’t mind hearing those awkward moments where nobody’s saying anything because it sort of brings that genuine feeling to it. Though I can obviously see where you’re coming from, none of your friends in real life are always going to be full of fresh and interesting material. Same idea here. Seeing these guys struggle reminds me that they’re just a couple of friends talking. And that’s what sells it the most for me.

[@idontcare6736]

It's been interesting to see Kaya's English progression. Good for him.