The Official Podcast #77 With Count Dankula

[@ninjabreadman911]

i love the description of his girlfriend. "she's this small furious scottish woman". much love to you and your scottish man who got arrested for a joke.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Wife now! Sue Hulk

[@thecampingpigeon3549]

@@JesusFriedChristEx wife now unfortunately :(

[@thebigbean8783]

*looks at noose* Not today old friend. The podcast is here.

[@cinnamonseahorse]

The Big Bean Are you a cat??

[@jakeram4439]

basically me but instead im looking at a different youtubers video

[@thebigbean8783]

cinnamonseahorse I'm the big bean biotch

[@cinnamonseahorse]

Beans have 9 lives too?

[@thebigbean8783]

cinnamonseahorse ive already said to much.

[@jinjrax8625]

Oi mate you got a loicense for this podcast?

[@addadu8031]

Is that a podcast in your pocket,?

[@pread7491]

FREEZE, PUT THE FUCKING PODCAST ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND TURN AROUND!

[@johnwi7179]

Oi m8 you got a day pass to obtain a permit to apply for a licence for commenting on an unlicensed podcast?

[@addadu8031]

Oi, you bell end, of course you have to register that podcast at the magistrate, what are you, focking stupid?

[@Zorro9129]

Bin that podcast!

[@PolicemanPlanet]

Will I be fined for watching this?

[@nejad97]

we all will

[@maliabletick9557]

Not me because I live in America

[@PolicemanPlanet]

Thank God

[@flashmozzg]

+MaliableTick Yeah. You'll just lose your job and your home.

[@pizzatime4700]

Policeman Planet FINED 5000 DOLLARS

[@AdumAdum]

Count Dankula is possibly the greatest username I've ever heard

[@trequor]

Count Dankula is one of our very own people: a lord of Kekistan

[@JavvyF61]

@@trequor big man Tyrone is our president and dankula is our vice president

[@myakathehunk6031]

count wankula

[@ivantrajkovski5055]

Not if you het introduced to Parlament with it lmfao

[@JesusFriedChrist]

His girlfriend (now wife) came up with it! Her channel is Sue Hulk.

[@CDTVProductions]

Wow this is like the wettest of my wet dreams

[@MrDylanm842]

You like black man music and nazis? Explain yourself. Next thing we know you'll be saying you're one of the English

[@pread7491]

CDTVProductions moistest

[@pread7491]

Dylan McKay lmao

[@sychepsk]

Ditto

[@crypticraps]

Hey, man. I didn’t ever think I’d see you here. You have good taste in monotone guys named Charlie and shitposting gods.

[@FredDurst00]

He's come a long way from being an Ayatollah in the Taliban to a supreme court justice. Truly an amazing journey.

[@vitaminwater9662]

Yeah no. He's still a white supremacist

[@OfficialCreamCrewClips]

​@@vitaminwater9662how dare you call my middle eastern exploding rambo a white supremacist?

[@Raine749]

@@vitaminwater9662for what a joke?

[@Jack_The_Lad]

Scotland's biggest national treasure.

[@jameskilgour387]

Jack The Lad Robbie Burns, William Wallace, Robert the Bruce and Count Dankula. The four cornerstones of Scottish Culture.

[@denisn8336]

James Kilgour don't forget gorden Ramsey

[@FeaRxEcHoGaming]

Denis N no....just no

[@truebandit6125]

Limmy's show?

[@danielespinolajr1]

And Shrek

[@mrcheekibreeki3728]

Cumbeard is a good name for a gay pirate incidentally.

[@DrWetness]

Who’s ready for the 1000 year pug reich

[@WarningBFG-isHiring]

Pug Supremacy

[@JavvyF61]

Fuck yeah

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Pug Pride Worldwide

[@parskaa]

YOU GOT THAT PODCASTIN' LOICENSE MATE?

[@rskat501]

parskaa time?

[@jayzell3687]

Dear Official Boys, I am now in a gulag for watching this podcast. Please send help.

[@Cybetrexs]

James Zoeller *WE ARE SENDING A-10 WARTHOGS TO ELIMINATE SECURITY AND BLACKHAWK EXTRACTION TEAMS TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE. HIDE UNDER THE NEAREST DESK AND WAIT FOR HELP. THE PHRASE IS STAR, CHALLENGE IS DALLAS*

[@thememesjack6128]

The boys are after you RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

[@masonl.4275]

Sorry dude I'm in hiding

[@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700]

Worth it

[@nickrenaud5723]

Nah Mr. Schaffer you're where you belong

[@IL4NR]

Thought crime podcast.

[@jopvanbeek1693]

IL4NR ignorance is strength

[@Jiyanico2]

@@jopvanbeek1693 freedom is slavery

[@holhorse3080]

War is peace

[@trexytame6397]

Been waiting on this since I realized your podcast and Dankula existed in the same universe

[@pread7491]

Carlos Hernandez I didn’t find out until I got the notification. Wonder who else is in this franchise.

[@cmiller1515]

There are a bunch of characters confirmed for the canon in the official podcast universe. I can't wait to see where to writers take the story next

[@freindmaker4473]

Can't wait to see where the IHE arc goes in the next podzdact

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Dank has a podcast with The Quartering and Bearing. It’s called The Incredible Salt Mine.

[@Shufflehawk]

My god his accent is beautiful

[@barnsley19]

Honestly I think this was the best guest yet.

[@pread7491]

He’s seemed to most confident off the bat and he’s funny, most guests start out kinda slow.

[@anusflavor5953]

Guy's already dealt with the English court system.. Guest spot on the O.P. ain't nothing but a thing.

[@maschaorsomething]

Maybe, but god was it difficult for me to understand him, haha.

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

Unfortunately he spends far too much time talking about strawmen.

[@vladdy9739]

Count Dankula is innocent.

[@jabobok786]

Count Dankula did nothing wrong

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Chef Dankulask is an innocent man!

[@cpi3267]

No he isn't

[@johnkramer2144]

Pure Failure Found the Scottish Parliament member.

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Pure Failure FREE SPEECH HATER!!!

[@commentmanwhoeatsgahbage3022]

It's stupid that he got arrested, but at least he took it in stride.

[@nickdanger12345]

This might be one of the best podcasts yet.

[@sam-hl7xs]

can you get reviewbrah on the show??

[@pread7491]

peach John has told them to email him

[@sam-hl7xs]

Pread if they do, i can die happy

[@jacobr6985]

Oh my fucking god yess ReviewBrah is literally the best human being ever.

[@fdrswheelchair556]

daddy dankula himself, what a guy

[@autello5300]

"absolute or you don't have it" amen

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

So death threats, incitements to violence, defamation, libel, slander...these are acceptable to you? Free speech obviously has limits. You'd definitely be wanting something done if an Islamist was sending you death threats. Or would you defend their 'right to absolute free speech'?

[@providedyeti1518]

ClassWarrior87 there are already restrictions on free speech, no call to action or harmful lies is legal. But that is all there should be, the way it already is, no point in protesting

[@PeachDragon_]

@@Molotov_Milkshake fuck off you fascist bastard, without free speech there's no freedom at all.

[@brog5330]

@@Molotov_Milkshake ik im late but in your example free speech isn’t the problem Since the Islamist is a fanatic and criminal he probably wouldn’t care if he wasn’t allowed to threaten me and do it anyway In this case it’s better we know of his intent so we can take actions against it

[@dxshawn532]

Imagine thinking you should have freedom on someone else's platform

[@SailorGreen]

Have the Internet Historian next! :D

[@pread7491]

What You Currently Have In Your Mouth Is ART!!! 10000% this

[@jackb5384]

YES

[@MrHaloman19]

What You Currently Have In Your Mouth Is ART!!! I fuck with your name heavy my guy 👌🏽🔥👌🏽🔥

[@rosswalters6423]

This podcast always makes me legitimately re-think my opinions on things. Thanks for opening my mind to new viewpoints, boys.

[@arkhanhind2613]

Gee, I wonder if this "anti-semitism is on the rise in the UK" has ANYTHING to do with "asian" immigration...

[@phyren8301]

Jaja Jinks So what if it was a shit joke? You'd understand people supporting him if you found it funny? Free Speech cannot hinge on subjective feeling. It is not a privilege you are granted for having correct ideas, it is a right we must protect. That's why people support him. Not because they thought the joke was funny, but because regardless of the joke's subjective quality, he has a right to post it.

[@bevcarsonn]

I will marry both Kaya and Dankula so they can move to America and enjoy free speech

[@pizzatime4700]

Daniel Havens “free speech”

[@lucasnadamas9317]

You mean the rest of the continent right? Becouse that's running out in the US

[@--------352]

@@lucasnadamas9317 if you got money and guns you can install free speech in equador

[@AFlyingCoconut]

I don't usually watch the podcast, but I'll watch for my homeboy Marcus, any day.

[@tabularasa8769]

"Shit posted so hard that I'm banned from Isreal."

[@b.aweston]

And they say infinity war is the biggest crossover in popular media...

[@pread7491]

Made me smile ... thanks

[@RobynReanimates]

I think this comment exists on every single official podcast guest episode

[@gatovolador3677]

This is one of my favorite podcasts thank you for speaking about issues that need to be talked about

[@poochytm9179]

Be Sure to buy the New Count Dankula cereal, comes the with REAL package of Offensive Memes.

[@gribby4526]

I heard shadman so when's he gonna be in the podcast

[@dinogrenadier16]

So... are we all criminals now?

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Dino IV Only if you're a Britbong.

[@cpi3267]

Yes you are, you fucking nazi. Do you think It's okay for people to defend people who killed people just because they were different? You fucking rascist bigot

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Pure Failure IT IS OKAY YOU FUCKING DICTATOR!

[@pokcow01]

Smooth criminals.

[@dukedevlan5457]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 to late for flattery

[@TollNSoul]

This is the best podcast so far! So good, haha

[@gallow_]

GIBBEH

[@gira4664]

Man I loved this guest

[@TheTaxEvader]

I think it's cute when kaya pronounces "W's" as "V"

[@nachomansandyravage7243]

It's his European accent

[@MisterDoctorBaconman]

But if it’s dank, is it by extension moist? I’d like to better understand this complex dichotomy

[@LoneWolfUprising]

well, i think i can hear the man vaping or something through the entire podcast, so probably not. good joke, though.

[@agmoss1532]

This is honestly my favorite episode of the podcast, at least of the ones that I've listened to. A lot of valid ideas presented

[@BarryAllen-xg4pj]

"Banned from Israel" The Commissar Dankula Story Coming to theaters this Christmas From Quentin Tarantino and M. Night Shyamalan

[@Eryomis]

This was a nice change of subject, really interesting and one of the best/funniest episode.

[@kalsizzle]

My grandparents are from Scotland I'm glad they got out before it went to shit

[@saminabox]

You got a licence for that podcast m8?

[@jakeram4439]

The boys most controversial podcast since Andrew Tate and the Clone episode

[@omarsabir1210]

Jake Ram I liked Andrew Tate's epiode and I stand with his take on depression tbh , the guy worked for his success hard

[@MrDylanm842]

Hades what was his take on depression? I cbf looking for it

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Hades He doesn't really understand clinical depression, though.

[@omarsabir1210]

Calvin_Coolage he only talked about depression , that's its not this monster that hits you out of nowhere and u can't do anything about it ,

[@pread7491]

The clone shit was painful to listen to, but I’m a true official and I power through.

[@it_aint_me9081]

Holy shit I wanted this in my heart but never knew it would happen

[@mase8444]

I am in awe of the size of this lad

[@JasoniBruh]

A B S O L U T E U N I T

[@A_Random_Rat]

What an inspirational person. I want to teach my dog nazi signs!

[@pread7491]

A Random Rat bella’s training starts tomorrow

[@dukedevlan5457]

3 years later dogs marching in the streets

[@Laimy88]

Count would be an amazing addition to your podcast - you guys have a great chemistry. Hope to see him back sometime , great episode!

[@madhattergaming6473]

Penguinz0,Huggbees and Count Dankula best dudes on the Internet

[@JohnDoe-bm5lp]

You guys keep have the greatest unpredictable guesses and I love it

[@pread7491]

huahuahuahua huehuehuehue the best ones are when it’s someone I don’t know, so then I can binge their vids after.

[@dawsonparker1685]

Just wanna update on the Bike Lock fugitive He got 3 years of probation all charges except misdemeanor battery put against him were dropped, and he entered a plea deal that dropped the 11 years of prison he should've served Original charges for attacking 7 people were "three felony assault charges, a felony for inflicting serious bodily injury, and a misdemeanor mask-wearing charge"

[@TheBanditco]

Been waiting for count to be on, 2 great forces come together, all your work

[@hexnstuff6563]

Thank God I got the license to listen to this

[@ottovon2885]

This mans life is a monte python skit... "I posted it to KZbin, then the police fookin arrested me."

[@gemmaster1003]

Make it official. With the Official Podcast!

[@sentineloperator3333]

Daddy Dankula made it onto The Official Podcast!

[@Bigga_]

God bless Count Dankula.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

69th liek m9

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

K I L L M E

[@lilstinker5475]

Allah*

[@ImmaLittlePip]

It's amazing how quick people are to censor their opponents when the shoe can (and to quote styxhexenhammer666) will Always be on the other foot Also the media took the bait that the T-pose is now a white supremacist meme

[@FalcoMoment]

I can't fathom how they are this stupid to keep falling for this.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

melikeit23 When Tumblr trolls you

[@arizona_iced_out_boy]

Nice meme, buddy. You really showed me. By the way, you might want to edit your comment again, it's still incomprehensible.

[@FredDurst00]

melikeit23 oi mate u got a licence for dat opinion?

[@vs3900]

melikeit23 Holocaust revisionist? Crypto-fascist? Are you that stupid or are you just trolling?

[@Sharkfin7777]

One of the best episodes they've ever made

[@Calvin_Coolage]

This is pretty......dank.

[@penny1992]

what a shit comment

[@arcriminal6139]

Calvin_Coolage benis

[@angelorignack1457]

ula

[@marshalmarshall2109]

* puts on sunglasses * *YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUH*

[@yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945]

That’s a £800 from all of you for speaking

[@spoiledmilk2587]

Im sorry, the reffugees alredy took all my money

[@BarksyPoo]

Count Dankula gotta come back to the podcast at some point I loved this one

[@maginotline9601]

Prepare to get taken down for hate speech.

[@thatwaterbottleguy5762]

imagine getting Tyler1 on the podcast

[@Infernape7890]

Oi, you got a podcast license?

[@AniKhang]

I was waiting for this!

[@bobsnob3073]

Oh boy you have to get JonTron on now so you guys can have your very own MSM hit pieces. Also seeing all the people who are still triggered over JonTron is always funny to see.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Bob Snob This Or mister metokur That dude loves to mess with the easily offended so I can only imagine how triggered people will be if either get on

[@Thatisrickdiculous]

Jon is the guy who wanted ethnostate right?

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Citizen of kekistan According to polygon Yes and his working with Pewdiepie

[@Thatisrickdiculous]

"According to polygon" what is that mean Yes or No? "his working with Pewdiepie" that pretty cool, I think both very funny guys.

[@linktheherooftime200]

ImmaLittlePip haha yeah man lets *TRIGGER* those libtards haha

[@usernamestelpe]

I was looking forward to this all week, great episode.

[@pread7491]

Unexpected, but I’m not mad at all with this guest!!!!

[@pizzatime4700]

Pread a surprise but a welcome one

[@pread7491]

What some people thing of rather

[@thavrisco1632]

They announced him last episode

[@jakeram4439]

this was genuinely one of the most important and interesting podcast episodes of any podcast I have listened to.

[@jinjrax8625]

Can you get Buddha the pug for #78? Want to hear his thoughts on kristallnacht

[@thebandwagoneffect]

“Flush your memes down the toilet” was the funniest line in Official Podcast history.

[@sainoflycianleague4170]

Best podcast yet After seeing Chris Ray Gun and Count Dankula I wonder who's next? Jontron, mister metokur, Andy Warski, Vee? Shit possibilities are endless

[@epti3539]

My parents met on an AOL chatroom 18 years ago. My mom flew from Texas to my dad in California and they got married three days after meeting IRL (my dad proposed in the central mall's Burger King) They had me after a year and are still married till this day. The magic of the internet.

[@isidroduarte8942]

About time we get him on the podcast!

[@CantBeCensored]

I've been binging the official podcast for the past 4 days and now a new episode, LET'S GO BOYS

[@genuineeel7376]

i've never heard of this guy but this episode was very enjoyable! my only complaint is the ads don't flow very well with the rest of the podcast this time around

[@trequor]

Count Dankula is an ambassador of Kekistan, diplomatic immunity NOW!

[@finlanddoesnotexist92]

This is the greatest Scotsman of All Time

[@MBMephisto]

5:03 "it goes deeper, trust me" xD I know, i have a filthy mind.

[@josh-hj5bb]

bring this man back on

[@nuggs4snuggs516]

I almost did the chlorine gas thing at work, didn't know what cleaners to use to mop the floor

[@D3w10n]

I said this before and I do not care if I am repeating myself - This is one of the best podcast episodes so far. You may or may not agree with casts or Marcus politics, but the dank jokes and lulz are DENSE!

[@spacewizardpip1111]

4 Chan is the absolute craziest of lads that we mustn’t try to tame.

[@weealexZ]

Top 10 collabs of 2018 no one seen coming

[@blankymcblank8493]

During the last episode I was thinking "Hmmm I really hope they do a count dankula episode" then you boys delivered

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Now if we can get mister metokur and or Jontron on here I'm sure the lame stream media will start their hit pieces soon

[@FalcoMoment]

Charlie would be added to the growing list of "evil" youtubers if he got them on.

[@josephjoestar382]

I want both At the same time Make it happen Charlie

[@Hoichael]

Wasn't Jontron already featured? And I dunno about metokur, I watch a lot of content coming from the scene he's a part of, but he's kind of a dick.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

emu He be perfect for this podcast then But seriously he isn't so bad he just has a laugh

[@unassumingaccount395]

I don’t know man but jontron really had a lot of sketcky beliefs about black people (not the one about crime, that was true).

[@neonlights_12]

Honestly, the best episode yet. I enjoyed every minute of this

[@R3VISION3]

I once got caught by cops flushing my memes down the toilet and now I'm doing 2 years for tampering with evidence.

[@ENN717]

omfg that arrest picture is golden lmfao

[@Fatalismic]

Thank God for the 1st amendment

[@fettuccinealfredo4393]

I'm offended that you didn't thank Allah

[@GG-ou7it]

I dont think he is swedish bruh.

[@cpi3267]

Thank Satan for the right of the people to say offensive thing toward minorities

[@ryanrulesbro]

This was such a great episode, everything felt so natural and funny. This is my favorite show on KZbin!

[@albedo9127]

50:00 So Dank is totally fine lying about JF and throwing him under the bus but is shocked when the media does it to him? Nice double standard there.

[@phiwokuhleqwabe2097]

Albedo lying?

[@tomcruise7481]

Wait what

[@camthebam10]

Hilarious start to finish

[@CommissarKris]

My official prognosis is more episodes!

[@manflabs5209]

This was a fantastic podacst, best one so far

[@CosmicKnightly]

Reasons why im glad i live in America

[@CosmicKnightly]

Modern Yankee if that were to happen then i dont know but with a republican president and republic house and senate. I doubt it will

[@grimlockthe1823]

its getting worst by the day

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

freedom of speech is absolute. As a wise man once said: "Let the government run its business and let me run my own!"

[@LukeCashman]

man i love this guy. this was an amazing ep.

[@lucasnadamas9317]

I know it's late but I want more of Kaya and Count Dankula

[@larzpeterson6471]

I've been waiting several minuets for this.

[@BucketOfCrust]

Listening to this got both my ears fined £800 each. Fs Dankula, what are ye at?

[@Nicolas-bv9gw]

Count Dankula should be a recurring guest this man is great

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

I disagree. He says a lot of things that are simply false.

[@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759]

​@@Molotov_Milkshakeprove it.