The Hand Of God

[@CountDankula]

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[@greenglassrecycling]

diet fanta man

[@KolnBruck]

is that on skibidi?

[@SarahBoones9thLawyer]

If Only Maradona had FÜM

[@the_golden_eggvan2567]

Does your beard grow fast, or is it fake?

[@elextrano7597]

will you tell the story when he was kidnaped by pablo escobar?

[@pepperspray7386]

imagine picking up a coke habit after you leave south america xD

[@grimm507]

South america makes the sugar but other countries sniff it

[@jw70467]

To quote the great Robin Williams, “You take our land, we give you monkey for your back”

[@devastationofmankind3495]

Pretty much over 60% of latin american drugs are shipped to europe and the united states...hey ho, suply and demand and all of that.

[@SupersaiyanChristian]

This should be the top comment

[@theflanman1986]

That’s quite the price difference….

[@jpteknoman]

When he died, the Italian internet got full of memes about his life. One of the best was "drugs, foul mouth, foul play, tax evasion... Maradona was the most law abiding man in Napoli by far".

[@Webcamboat]

My retired mother still visibly seeths at the 'hand of god' then goes on an amusing rant about Argentina.

[@robertmcelwaine7024]

And yet millions of people die in ungodly war or by the heinous acts of some evil regime. Nice bit of perspective your mother has at what's important in the world.

[@blakek2619]

​@@robertmcelwaine7024🫵🏳️‍🌈 And miserable

[@prosaic4195]

@@robertmcelwaine7024 You're right bro nobody is allowed to be upset or passionate about anything until there is complete and utter peace with no suffering left in the world.

[@darksu6947]

​@@robertmcelwaine7024Are you mildly restarded?

[@nsh1980]

@@prosaic4195yeah @Webcamboat’s retired mom has been skating by with this type of shit for too long! Thank god someone is stepping up. Someone get a cape for this guy.

[@ZeroCrystal]

Heard "Hand Of God," thought "Coked Out Futbol Player." Was not disappointed.

[@skullzyy6633]

🧂

[@murray9807]

He wasn't doing drugs during the Worls Cup. Believe it or not cocaine made him a worse player

[@jcpena27]

⁠@@murray9807 Maradona was doing drugs at that time. However it got worse shortly after winning the World Cup and pretty much everything for Napoli was when it did got worse for Maradona which led to him going back to Argentina.

[@murray9807]

@@jcpena27 He quit taking drugs for six months during the 86 and 90 world cups and he was training like a beast during that time. Bilardo wasn't going to risk his star player failing a drug test.

[@skullzyy6633]

@@murray9807 🤣🤣🤣 buddy, drug tests in the 80s/90s weren’t exactly for coke🤣they weren’t even mandatory lad🤣

[@elitedavidhorne8494]

He also scored the best goal I've ever seen in the same game. All while doing ridiculous amounts of coke.

[@oz_jones]

"Allegedly"

[@murray9807]

He wasn't doing blown during the world cup

[@thegreathadoken6808]

I'm not sure he got into coke until the Mafia got a hold of him in Naples. I don't think that was until after that tournament. I could be wrong.

[@murray9807]

@@thegreathadoken6808 He started doing it during his time in Barcelona. His love for the white stuff is what made him close to the mafia

[@sausagejockey4298]

That's WHY AND HOW he scored that goal lol. He had NASA FOOTBALL BOOTS ON 😂😂😂

[@GIBBO4182]

“I’ll skip this one” - England

[@TyroneMooselips]

“I’ll always talk about the only World Cup we have dat we cheated to win over a 100 years ago” -England fans

[@jelstone20]

@@TyroneMooselips You aren't very good at maths are you?

[@GIBBO4182]

@@TyroneMooselips 👈Irish lad absolutely obsessed with England! I’m not going to say it’s an inferiority complex…but it’s something

[@TyroneMooselips]

@@GIBBO4182 How’d the Euros final go?

[@GIBBO4182]

@@TyroneMooselips have you ever seen your country even win 1 game at the Euros? Find a hobby, you spend half your life crying about England on KZbin, it’s tragic!

[@oldmanontheroad1829]

My Dad in the 90s when he worked in immigration at Pearson airport in Toronto, escorted Maradona onto his plane when he was getting kicked out of the country.

[@alptigin5438]

One of the greatest songs ever is named after Pearson, so double nice.

[@ReplayUnlimited]

What song? ​@@alptigin5438

[@SyverReborn]

God bless your dad

[@TheKingofSteves]

Guessing your dad is out of a job now as no one gets deported from Canada anymore. 😂😂

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Best thing your dad did for Canada at the time. As much as I loved him as a player, the man was an absolute nightmare.

[@afterhourscinema782]

Least corrupt FIFA moment 😂

[@thomascorker6547]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jw70467]

Big facts.

[@what7510]

nah it was fair

[@colocado6685]

lmao crybaby

[@5tnblnkt]

I've never in a million years thought i would hear Dankula utter the words "Boca Juniors" with a scottish accent. Beautiful.

[@theALTF4]

bawka jewniuuurz i L O V E scottish english

[@stephensteele2844]

He has a beard, the continuity in the Dankula cinematic universe leaves much to be desired

[@ViolentMessiah666]

That's just Dank from a different multiverse, we can let it slide 😂

[@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458]

Reupload I sweat

[@armondtanz]

Maybe this aint dank and in reality he got 5-10 years for his pug n*zi comment.

[@rickdarris6152]

Evil Dank?

[@BoSmith7045]

I prefer this one. The one from the other universe looks like Fat Bastard after he got skinny.

[@afterhourscinema782]

England gets the Falklands, Argentina gets "The Hand of God" I say we call it even 🤣

[@soyentak5076]

not really one game only big boys play

[@microwavegommmm916]

It's like Japan beating America for the 2012 bey blade championship. An eye for an eye

[@UnhingedJessie]

That's is some 60y/o democrat voting female levels of cope.

[@CineZillaReviews]

Fuck me this made me laugh I'll take it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paddington1670]

if you cant win legitimately, just cheat.

[@realethal_YT]

Maradona takes responsibility "Yeah, I did. And?"

[@zaja2418]

Based Diego.

[@1harv100]

Well you know what they say: losers never win, winners never cheat, but cheaters never lose.

[@JRBendixen]

Untill they do.

[@axe2grind244]

Brett Hull agrees with this…..that mf’er.

[@UriahElroy666]

While I agree with the principle of your point, it's actually "cheaters never win and winners never cheat.""

[@DaniGerman1499]

I love Jon Jones. He’s an absolute mad lad

[@kevinjohnson7300]

"On the bright side, I'm totally immune to flashbang grenades" - Helen Keller

[@johnsharp6618]

Fuck sake, just spat beer every where.

[@Madaseter]

😂😂😂😂

[@hajikilla91]

Very Funny😂 BUT Helen Keller was dead in 1968 and the first flash bangs were invented in the 1970’s.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ JS

[@wasabiflavoredcocaine]

​@@hajikilla91that means she is Uber immuned to them

[@genebohannon8820]

@hajikilla91 facts! But how does that name of yours not get you put in YT memory hole? Im guessing a Marine?

[@somerando3718]

My dad grew up in Argentina, he still copes about the hand of god, “he never did it, but if he did it was alright”

[@tawxic1]

"It didn't happen, but if it did happen then it was a good thing."

[@captain0080]

I remember his face in the world cup of 1994 all coked out screaming a goal, man was in another dimension.

[@TheRealStevenBritton]

I was in Wales during the summer of 1987. There was an exhibition game between England and the Rest of the World. Every time Marodonna gained possession of the ball, the crowed booed him. For the entire length of the match.

[@SiAnon]

As was the law back then.

[@JRBendixen]

I saw that and I’m a Dane. I almost booed with the crowd even though I was in front of my TV and had no real game in it.

[@johnosullivan1480]

I was at that game! Every time Maradona got the ball the English were chanting “Maradona is a wanker!” I didn’t know quite what that word meant so I asked my dad why they were chanting that, and my father (an Irishman) chuckled and said “because he’s good with his hand…” I still had no idea what he meant…it was a few years before it finally dawned on me what he meant…still makes me smile about my dad’s humor just about anytime I hear the word…

[@mkv2718]

@@johnosullivan1480😂. funny dad ya got there

[@luisacosta54]

The hand of god goal is 50% cocaine and 50% rage from the falklands/malvinas thing

[@zimbargie2909]

*plays world's smallest violin* 😁🇦🇷

[@daveyjones8969]

​@@zimbargie2909Falklands were a national embarrassment for Argentina, not sure what you're proud of. You got what you deserved.

[@nelsonalexis3054]

Im from Chile, i can tell you in all seriousness that when maradona died. It was as big in South America as when princess Diana died in the UK

[@darrenlee9237]

Lineker is still convinced the linesman saw the handball but was too scared to challenge the decision by raising his flag. The Tunisian referee has since been denied entry to the UK to flog the Adidas Tango matchball at a London auction house. Steve Hodge managed to sell the shirt he swapped with El Diego for even more than the original estimated price of £6m. Quite a nice little retirement fund. The Argentinans went mad about this. Not least Maradona's family. They accused Steve Hodge of "Theft". How we all laughed.

[@elTuba32]

You forgot to add that during quarantine on Argentina the goverment held a public funeral where tons of peopple atended and the fans threw cocaine bags to the coffin as a last goodbye

[@AzraelSWFC2011]

"In football there is nothing more Embarrasing"... I dunno, getting selected for the Scotland national team is fucking close. ;)

[@RS99FILMS]

Only thing worse than being on Scotlands notional team is being on their national team.

[@Johno1992]

Then at the euros it was an argentine ref who done over scotland 😂😂

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

I dunno, I'd say Kane's fumbled penalty kick against France in FIFA 2022 was a bigger embarrassment. I literally yelled "NO!" when the ball sailed errantly into the crowd.

[@theophrastusbombastus1359]

I must admit, as a Scotsman, I've never had the notion to join any team

[@stevechalmers9572]

"You may take away our dignity, but you'll never take away our enjoyment for a game we've never been particularly good at!!!!" - William Wallace probably

[@wills8656]

4:57 average discord mod in a court room

[@ianserneels831]

This comment deserves more likes, that's a clever joke 😂

[@angrybear86]

Sensational.

[@chadrathbone]

The Hand of god would have been arrested in England of today. For causing unrest and unwanted touching.

[@tristman8413]

No.. it was against the 'right wing thugs' so fair game

[@Dr.Meth666]

Cue purple aki 😂

[@thevictoryoverhimself7298]

As of the late 2000s a colombian friend told me this story unsolicited. Its very much part of south american lore.

[@trikstari7687]

As an American I find soccer deeply confusing. In NFL Football we generally root for whoever is playing against the Dallas Cowboys. But in Soccer you have both England AND the French, who am I supposed to root against?!

[@Snakedude4life]

This one must’ve been baking for a while because you can see that the beard has magically returned. Or the turnaround time is really quick, I don’t know. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@jimjam51075]

I wonder if he's so embarrassed over the "alcoholic infant" look that he's burning all his backup episodes waiting for the beard to come back.

[@PaulMclauchlin]

It's the beard of God! It magically grew back.

[@GHOST25938]

​@@jimjam51075 obviously he doesn't want that to be his legacy, can't shame him for it tho.

[@swanclipper]

A.I DANK POST! HE'S NOT REAL!

[@JackCarsonite]

​@swanclipper think AI can reinstall a beard?

[@daleheat8455]

Count dank is the only reasonable voice in this fucked up country at the moment. Can't wait for his mad lads episode of 2tier kier😂

[@blitzerblazinoah6838]

Kier Jong Un isn't good enough for Mad Lads.

[@politecat4236]

"Count Dankula 2" his other channel covers whats going on with politics

[@Eric_Hunt194]

I'm a bit too young to remember the Hand of God, but heard all about it for years afterwards. After so many years I'm only angry that it overshadowed his great goal a few minutes later. Diego was a master of the dark arts at times, but he was also one of the greatest players the game has ever seen. He was also a mad bastard on the white powder!

[@daviswhite3591]

He was coked out. He was a cheater

[@skeletonman8277]

and you are a whiny gringo​@@daviswhite3591

[@sonofangron2969]

The exact sort of ethical conduct I’d expect from someone who was best friends with Castro…

[@stellviahohenheim]

Are you comparing cheating in football with warcrimes?

[@sandokan5410]

He had Che Guevara and Castro tattooed on his body

[@sonofangron2969]

@@stellviahohenheim - all I’m saying is that he’s clearly no stranger for making excuses for gross misconduct

[@zaja2418]

The cringe 'That's cheating!' vs the based 'Fuck the English'.

[@tristman8413]

@@zaja2418 comes with being better..

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Soccer may be incredibly gay but touching balls with your hands is even gayer

[@ShermanistDruid]

At least they don't chase men around a field looking for a hug.

[@hrr597]

Yank calling other people gay lmfao so ironic 🤣🤣🤣

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@ShermanistDruid I'm not sure if your uncle is a sport

[@Harley_Mitchelly]

I hate just how good of a joke this is.

[@jacksonguillory8114]

​@@MaxiemumKarnage💀💀💀💀

[@drshoe8744]

I remember when Clarkson, Hammond, May and Top Gear went to Argentina in 2015, it's safe to say that the Argentinean People can hold a grudge for a few years, yes.

[@portadordelwiju]

Just read all the comments here... I think english people can very much hold a grudge too.- And we are talking about a sport. England, being pirates, took a part of land from a sovereing country :)

[@therealbaylee]

​@@portadordelwiju the Falklands never belonged to the meek country of bitchtina.

[@adrastossaturn4834]

@@portadordelwijuBritain has had a claim on the falklands since before Argentina was a country :)

[@jelstone20]

@@portadordelwiju The Falklands were a British territory before Argentina was even a country. If you have no clue what you are talking about its best to keep quiet.

[@kraanz]

Or maybe they don't like those 3 idiots?

[@northstar6920]

"Deigo Maradona and the hand of god" sounds like a badass adventure storytitle.

[@brianmcdonald7017]

Indiana Jones and the temple of doom vibes

[@indyeff5146]

"Like a hyperactive Mexican child who's watched far too much Dragonball & started practicing on his abuela..." The man's a poet. He also somehow understands Tejano kids despite never living in Texas.

[@Ch3fRubenator]

19:03 “Journalist, Horacio Pagani,” is wild lmao😂

[@oceanmike8516]

He finally did Maradona… in a way.

[@Zer0Spinn]

I'm just 5 min in and I am sure he's not gonna talk about the underage girls brougth in car trunks in Cuba lmao

[@TheCommissarIsDead]

@@Zer0Spinnyou said what now 😮😂

[@francoisstrength]

My man I just want to congratulate you on your very clear fat loss. You look a lot healthier and it can be seen in your face. I always had a feeling you lift and spend some time in the gym but I can see you also have been changing your kitchen habits. Well done my man.

[@malbig2344]

and the Order of the Brown Nose goes to................

[@dreadmetal6558]

​@@malbig2344 he's taking the piss ya fool lol

[@Boylieboyle]

@malbig2344 And the Order of the needless sarcasm goes too...

[@joeycampbell940]

​@@malbig2344this would be the worst channel to brown nose, Dank is deathly scared of the comment section.

[@dalstephen3834]

​@@BoylieboyleAnd the Order of prolonging the comment thread goes too....

[@FlaccidFella]

Who'd have known Horacio Pagani would go from a little known sports journalist to one of the most renowned supercar creators in the world I'm obviously joking

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Horacio is a sort of legend here. Met him once, years ago. Absolute bonkers, the old geezah. The journo, that is. I like the other Pagani much, much more.

[@prinnybag]

My Peruvian friend was just telling me about this the other day.

[@dbblues.9168]

I'm glad the beard is back. The last few episodes, it felt like I was watching a toddler with fetal alcohol syndrome. 😊

[@nickgarnero9843]

Hahaha

[@danielwitham1791]

So, you prefer adults with fetal alcohol syndrome?

[@mattadams7922]

Felt like I was watching Shane Gillis amusing European Cousin.

[@blitzerblazinoah6838]

@dbblues.9168 That wasn't Dank, that was Sadie. The divorce is already taking its toll on her.

[@tigervalley62]

DAMN BRO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@naponroy]

When Maradona came to Russia for the World Cup in 2018, he arrived with a mountain of cocaine. He had it on a big plate in his box. He was so lit up all the time. Just watch his reactions to events on the field at the time. We asked the Russian football president about it and he said, "Well, what could we do? We couldn't very well arrest Maradona!"

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

Hand of god... as in Keir Starmer's pet chihuahua Yvette Cooper?

[@RGBeanie]

Keir Starmer is becoming the new Godwin's law lol. Cope and seethe, he got your mates locked up 😂

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

@RGBeanie OK groomer

[@blitzerblazinoah6838]

Yvette Cooper is Ed Balls' beard. No wonder their son is a drag queen.

[@firstnamelastname6216]

Keir Starmer was romantically involved with a goat. It's true.@@RGBeanie

[@RGBeanie]

@@firstnamelastname6216 weird to make stuff up, when someone like Trump literally graped children

[@SarahBoones9thLawyer]

24:54 more coke than a Rekieta

[@Gilsao157]

Legend has Maradona addiction was the principal economic source of Bolivia, Peru and Colombia

[@beandaddydoggratt9714]

Even on Danks channel Rekieta gets FELTED! Lol

[@mkv2718]

that a unit of measurement now? 😂

[@annullator]

Another one would be the Wembley goal from 1966 that Germans are still outraged about.

[@jcpena27]

Another big event at Wembley was when Scotland beat England in 1977 and the greatest pitch invasion ever happened

[@tristman8413]

​@@jcpena27'beating England trophy' 🤣

[@CapnNutbutter]

I think the german's can thank lampard for softening that blow in 2014

[@jimtaylor294]

England has come ahead of Germany in other World Cups (with no German seething), so it's pretty irrelevant 😂 .

[@capone2826]

The only final british international cup, and it was cheated. The curse still lives on

[@andyfriederichsen]

3:52 Thank me later.

[@jimtaylor294]

Thanking you; 37 minutes later.

[@johnhoofman9431]

Thank you later

[@Taquito_Rat]

A true friend

[@sevenproxies4255]

The beard is back!

[@joekni2002]

No. This just got recorded ahead of time. He should put a fake one on for the lulz

[@truesoulghost2777]

If thats what gives you comfort then sure 👍 lol

[@malbig2344]

@@joekni2002 My God, what the fuck does "lulz" mean.

[@swskating3865]

Probably AI

[@oz_jones]

​@@joekni2002 no shit this is recorded before.

[@Sonick92]

As a United States man... This is a glorious thing to learn about.

[@tristman8413]

What's more glorious is the American football world Cup, oh. The baseball world Cup, oh. Oh yeah nobody else plays American sports 🤦‍♂️

[@simonkevnorris]

"World Series" - bollocks.

[@Jim90117]

What's funny is that many English people under 40 dont even know about the Falklands war, they all think we hate Argentina because of Diego Maradona

[@jimtaylor294]

This 35 year old hadn't ever heard of the Argie ball kicker - and hander - until today 😂 The Falklands though; knew about that since about age 8 (because tv documentaries and references yo 😂).

[@TheSagaOfGregGetsRekt]

I see that this was recorded before The Incident. Remember kids, trimmer settings are important.

[@jimtaylor294]

I read this in Lord Dank's voice 😂

[@daveyjones8969]

I'm Canadian, and the Falkland Islands War even makes me mad. They only attacked the islands was because their country was falling to pieces, and the government thought the British wouldn't even bother heavily defending them. They thought it would be a quick and easy nation wide morale boost. Instead, they sent a bunch of poorly trained, conscripted kids to fight trained military men. That's why the numbers are so lopsided, and why they have no justification being pissed at England. They started a fight they could never have won, and it was their government that forced it, not the British. They should be angry at their government, but it's so much easier to blame others for your fuck ups... That's why I loved when Top Gear went and caused a political issue by mocking them lol. Sore losers.

[@jimtaylor294]

Precisely. Argentina has a similar issue to Germany when it comes to accepting blame for wars, and warcrimes 😂 . Galtieri's lot initially considered a war with Chile... until they realized that Pinochet would crush 'em 😏 . (then as now; Chile has some really good military kit, while Argentina's has actually gotten worse) Argentina has highly dubious claims on bits of Chile, Brazil, Uruguay, and overlaps several other people's claims on the South Pole... because of course it does.

[@daveyjones8969]

@@jimtaylor294 They (Argentina) sound like they're a shittier, tinier, South American version of China based on that description 😂.

[@iemedia2337]

"Sure, the English may very well hate me, but the Scottish love me, and that's all that matters." ~ Diego Maradona

[@WarLordXavier]

A commie cheated? Shocker

[@zerrierslizer1]

cringe name with a cringe comment? yep, checks out to perfection.

[@tristman8413]

​@zerrierslizer1 he's not wrong though

[@-Gax-]

​@@zerrierslizer1 Bro, imma be straight with you, zerrierslizer sounds like a fast food menu item, and that bastardised Piccolo profile pic is god awful. Sit tf back down 😂

[@fahadalharbi960]

I hate commies. But he cheated against England, the worst people who ever played football, who other wise good on other stuff, the worst football which just kicking the football up and head butt each other.. That the whole strategy of England... Thus deserving every lose they had

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@-Gax- i agree the name is bad, but for some reason, i am not allowed to change it. tho my username comes from my best friend and my now diseaced younger brothers username combined, so i will never truly get rid of it. my best friend died on the out island when it was attacked, and my younger brother died from cancer 5 years ago, so i wanted to immortalize them in some way, and it just stuck. but my guess is that you are far too much of what the kids nowadays call a "Beta Cuck" to understand why this username is special to me, so it wouldnt surprise me if you get offended that i could answer your very much failed attempt at a roast as a result.

[@Lny_Forner]

Dankula woke up today and chose to piss off the English

[@bbl4st3edd69]

Based

[@hrr597]

Common Dankula W

[@fransoler5278]

Fucking legend he is

[@Powerhaus88]

Almost as good as how the English pissed on the argies from the skies LMAO

[@jacksonguillory8114]

​@@Powerhaus881776.

[@LargeHadronAnusCollider]

When you're so Scottish, you can grow a beard in one video.

[@christopherconard2831]

I knew an Armenian who could probably grow one during a video. I'm pretty sure he was born with five o'clock shadow, and about 10% of his metabolism is geared towards growing hair.

[@tristman8413]

Next moses?

[@confusedturtle55]

The OJ trial of football

[@AscendantStoic]

If the hand wasn't seen, Argentina must win 😅

[@dbblues.9168]

As an American, I couldn't give 2 squirts about soccer but the lore and hooliganism is amazing.

[@FoxMulder-FBI]

I'm counting 2 squirts 1. the lore 2. hooliganism

[@marcorc5167]

"soccer"

[@tristman8413]

​@@FoxMulder-FBI'as an American' probably made him squirt too

[@fishclaspers361]

I don't think "hooliganism" is quite the right word for it..... Anarchy and chaos might be a better adjective.

[@CultureCrossed64]

​@@marcorc5167soccer is originally a British word. What's your complaint?

[@bmacaulay18]

Maradona was the original poster child for the deviated septum. A true booger sugar enthusiast. 🤣😂🤣

[@Gilsao157]

8:44 Most tame Libertadores Cup Finals. Maradona truly brought the spirit of South America football to Europe

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

Starting a riot with half of Spain watching is enough to merit Diego Maradona the title of mad lad

[@zompone]

Maradona is also venerated as a god in Naples, he truly deserves further research from the team for a full Mad Lad video. I'd happily help you lads out for that one

[@compatriot852]

The hand of God? I thought that was Nicholas Cage's thing

[@movieforceofficial]

I stop watching Dankula for like 2 months, and then I come back and his production quality has jumped up by 200%. Mad respect for a Mad Lad

[@MrZacdeath]

-1 wife will do that I guess

[@movieforceofficial]

@@MrZacdeath Wait, Sue and Dank split up?! When did that happen??

[@MrZacdeath]

@@movieforceofficial I'm not sure of the exact details because I really don't care but yeah they're split up.

[@gristlybillow7050]

Shameful? How can you, as a Scotsman, call that shameful? Maradona was Scotland's player of the year in 86

[@FreshFetti97]

6:57 i really expected a second sponsor

[@JohnDoe-ug3su]

that Maradona brawl scene *chef kiss* I just have to rewatch it several times EDIT : HEY YOU SKIPPED HIS DIETIFICATION ARC IN NAPOLI

[@owenjolley351]

11:37 *Don’t forget Prince Andrew’s ability to sweat.* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikefancy2466]

Intro and ad over at 3:55

[@FilmStains]

Thank you

[@Stribogboi]

Some heroes don't wear capes.

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

This was the day Ireland and Scotland discovered Argentina and liked what they saw.

[@nqgamer]

As a proud Aussie, I respect anyone who can piss off the entirety of the Poms.

[@TriAmphontsApple]

Spoken like a true delinquent, your criminal ancestors would be proud.

[@wheresmyfinger]

It's like a WWE storyline on the football world. It's great, I always cheer for the bad guy that cheats.

[@CultureCrossed64]

That... says a lot about you.

[@wheresmyfinger]

@@CultureCrossed64 oh no. How dare I enjoy this story.

[@pedrocaina3323]

it's only ilegal to make a Goal with your hand if the judge sees it so yall can keep crying about it.

[@miguelmont.1111]

Never forget the time Diego used a "No a las Drogas" (Say no to drugs) t-shirt during a game. Also the time he did a penalty shot to a cripple kid (that didn't had legs and his wish was to catch the ball from Maradona) From ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

[@nippazhobbies]

I like how Dank makes an otherwise completely uninteresting topic (soccer) compelling. Kudos to youdos.

[@baswenmakers6846]

Glad you recorded this in the before times. You know how kids start crying when dad shaves their beard or mustache...I get it now.

[@supra0_0nova]

Imagine getting your ankle destroyed then buying the guys shoes who did it

[@user-um2sy5kt6q]

As a 37 year old football fan I’m absolutely shocked I didn’t know about that huge brawl at Barca. That knee was savage 😮

[@gongshowjimmy557]

That still of basketball's "The Shot" is not the correct one lol.

[@Evan-i4e]

It doesn't even mater the best moment is the malice in the palace, the pacers put those evil fans and Ben Wallace in his place and still nearly won that season with its three best players banned and Reggie miller too old to carry, in most timelines in this universe in the vast of time and space the pacers with only the bench win 2004 with no all-stars against a lot of goats lol, the pacers are still the most constantly relevant team in the central region the best region for all of basketball even though they were punished, outside of Labron, Kawhi, Giannis and a few others being the main charters that year and having plot armor the pacers just took it like champs and did nearly everything with nothing every year for twenty years lol, we are a few events from living in the funniest timeline where a bunch of random bench players is the goat team.

[@aduck4202]

Im absolutely happy this goal existed for how much cope and seething its still generating.

[@Edgartlordandsavior]

This sorta thing would only happen to the English 😂 💀

[@lostinthesupermarket]

As an argentine, this is a fair analysis, albeit the obvious mispronounciations. My favourite is " la nosheh del ten". Btw you could make many videos about maradona's cocaine adventures, the list is quite long

[@fishclaspers361]

"Cocaine Adventures" is one hell of a quote I am using to describe things now.

[@CultureCrossed64]

Albeit with* You can't say "albeit the" in English. Albeit should be followed by an adverb or an adjective, or "with" if you're going to use something else.

[@CapnNutbutter]

Damn Diego still getting heat after his death

[@HealingBlight]

The Irish have their own case of this, when Thierry Henry handled the ball to keep it in play then passing it for a goal in extra time. France qualified for the 2010 world cup 2-1 aggregate over Ireland as a result.

[@havtheroc]

"Wooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. He put the English out, out, out!"

[@NYCfrankie]

The fact the refs missed it was the worst part it was blatant the linesman was looking right at it

[@TyroneMooselips]

British soldiers have PTSD when u mention the hand of god

[@Uak0]

Forever Argentinian 🇦🇷❤

[@LostInTheVoid98]

​@@Uak0the most noteworthy thing about Argentina is that it was a cum dump for escaped Nazis.

[@jelstone20]

No they have amazing memories of killing 649 invaders wounding 1.657 and capturing 11,313 vs losing 255 having 775 wounded and having a measly 107 captured. Honestly the Argies must have been having a siesta like all hispanics are well known for.

[@JuanchoMetalHeaD]

​@@jelstone20 🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂

[@gambinobah8864]

it’s funny how the USA has more of a chance to win the World Cup over the English

[@iybjs5308]

Madlads Maradona, I’ve been waiting for this one!

[@real_surreal_sir]

As a fan of both US and Real football, I remember seeing the infamous no-call on Saints live, and immediately thinking 'this is NFL's hand of God moment' even before I could fully develop my rage. Literally first thing my brain came up with lol. It's a whole cross-sport metric of getting away with open momentary cheating, the basic standard to compare to no matter the sport

[@carlhartwell7978]

One could say that Shilton's rejection of his non-apology only proves Maradona correct in refusing to apologise. What would be the point? Few would accept it, and most of those who would probably lack substantial enthusiasm for the game/country anyway.

[@RonaldPickering]

Diego Armando Maradona. Football Legend, Enemy of England - Good Guy.

[@1forthepriceof218]

>fumble a war of aggression >cope by parading a handball like it’s the moon landing Sasuga, Argie.

[@ziggystardug]

You put your left hand in, your left hand out, you do the Maradona and you turn about, that's what it's all about... Ooohhhh Diego Maradona

[@NoobsDeSroobs]

"claims by Mardona's daughter and ex-wife" Uhm, two people I hope. xD

[@tobiyoarcangel]

Two incredibly obnoxious people

[@moreblack]

For the young kiddies, Maradona was the great player before Cristiano Ronaldo came along.

[@caiocbcn]

Being Brazilian, i remember that the reaction to the hand of God around here was pretty much "well, of course he cheated. He is Argentinian".

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

Ah yes, the "Hand of God". My favorite soccer play of all time! 😊

[@inthecrib]

We had nothing. We lost everything. Maradona showed people that even in the deepest poverty, you could become a star. He gave hope to people

[@jelstone20]

He showed people it's okay to cheat your way to the top. He was nothing but a coked up cheater.

[@lemmypop1300]

@@jelstone20 Dude, I can honestly say that only English think of him like that. For the rest of the world he's a megastar. Everyone loves the guy, and screwing over England is a big part of it. The rest of the world loves laughing at your misery :)

[@jelstone20]

@@lemmypop1300 Fuck the rest of the world.

[@lemmypop1300]

@@jelstone20 Well, fucking over the rest of the world is the English way, glad to see some traditions are here to stay :) (just kidding BTW, be mad as much as you like, who gives a fuck)

[@jelstone20]

@@lemmypop1300 Look how succesful the former English colonies have been compared to ones of other European countries then let me know how we fucked the world over.

[@Kingofallfunnelheads]

I remember watching this with my dad and we both rooted for the Argies. And both cursed the referees for this disaster.

[@SPG69]

0:01 apparently this gets me at the top of the comments

[@Reform-uk-j9t]

Yep

[@TheCrusaderKing]

Apparently

[@HandleHandled]

Ahhh, and so much can happen in just one second. “Hey! Nick, ya got a sec?”😂 If you don’t know the reference, and want to see an incredible play, look up Kick Six: Chris Davis returns for TD. They had one second left on the clock 😊

[@_barncat]

Brilliant

[@Dog-je5le]

Guess so

[@FettTheWatcher]

So wild being proud of cheating