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@greenglassrecycling23 күн бұрын
diet fanta man
@KolnBruck23 күн бұрын
is that on skibidi?
@SarahBoones9thLawyer23 күн бұрын
If Only Maradona had FÜM
@the_golden_eggvan256723 күн бұрын
Does your beard grow fast, or is it fake?
@elextrano759723 күн бұрын
will you tell the story when he was kidnaped by pablo escobar?
@pepperspray738623 күн бұрын
imagine picking up a coke habit after you leave south america xD
@grimm50723 күн бұрын
South america makes the sugar but other countries sniff it
@jw7046723 күн бұрын
To quote the great Robin Williams, “You take our land, we give you monkey for your back”
@devastationofmankind349523 күн бұрын
Pretty much over 60% of latin american drugs are shipped to europe and the united states...hey ho, suply and demand and all of that.
@SupersaiyanChristian23 күн бұрын
This should be the top comment
@theflanman198623 күн бұрын
That’s quite the price difference….
@jpteknoman20 күн бұрын
When he died, the Italian internet got full of memes about his life. One of the best was "drugs, foul mouth, foul play, tax evasion... Maradona was the most law abiding man in Napoli by far".
@Webcamboat23 күн бұрын
My retired mother still visibly seeths at the 'hand of god' then goes on an amusing rant about Argentina.
@robertmcelwaine702423 күн бұрын
And yet millions of people die in ungodly war or by the heinous acts of some evil regime. Nice bit of perspective your mother has at what's important in the world.
@blakek261923 күн бұрын
@@robertmcelwaine7024🫵🏳️🌈 And miserable
@prosaic419523 күн бұрын
@@robertmcelwaine7024 You're right bro nobody is allowed to be upset or passionate about anything until there is complete and utter peace with no suffering left in the world.
@darksu694723 күн бұрын
@@robertmcelwaine7024Are you mildly restarded?
@nsh198023 күн бұрын
@@prosaic4195yeah @Webcamboat’s retired mom has been skating by with this type of shit for too long! Thank god someone is stepping up. Someone get a cape for this guy.
@ZeroCrystal23 күн бұрын
Heard "Hand Of God," thought "Coked Out Futbol Player." Was not disappointed.
@skullzyy663323 күн бұрын
🧂
@murray980723 күн бұрын
He wasn't doing drugs during the Worls Cup. Believe it or not cocaine made him a worse player
@jcpena2723 күн бұрын
@@murray9807 Maradona was doing drugs at that time. However it got worse shortly after winning the World Cup and pretty much everything for Napoli was when it did got worse for Maradona which led to him going back to Argentina.
@murray980723 күн бұрын
@@jcpena27 He quit taking drugs for six months during the 86 and 90 world cups and he was training like a beast during that time. Bilardo wasn't going to risk his star player failing a drug test.
@skullzyy663322 күн бұрын
@@murray9807 🤣🤣🤣 buddy, drug tests in the 80s/90s weren’t exactly for coke🤣they weren’t even mandatory lad🤣
@elitedavidhorne849423 күн бұрын
He also scored the best goal I've ever seen in the same game. All while doing ridiculous amounts of coke.
@oz_jones23 күн бұрын
"Allegedly"
@murray980723 күн бұрын
He wasn't doing blown during the world cup
@thegreathadoken680823 күн бұрын
I'm not sure he got into coke until the Mafia got a hold of him in Naples. I don't think that was until after that tournament. I could be wrong.
@murray980723 күн бұрын
@@thegreathadoken6808 He started doing it during his time in Barcelona. His love for the white stuff is what made him close to the mafia
@sausagejockey429823 күн бұрын
That's WHY AND HOW he scored that goal lol. He had NASA FOOTBALL BOOTS ON 😂😂😂
@GIBBO418223 күн бұрын
“I’ll skip this one” - England
@TyroneMooselips23 күн бұрын
“I’ll always talk about the only World Cup we have dat we cheated to win over a 100 years ago” -England fans
@jelstone2023 күн бұрын
@@TyroneMooselips You aren't very good at maths are you?
@GIBBO418223 күн бұрын
@@TyroneMooselips 👈Irish lad absolutely obsessed with England! I’m not going to say it’s an inferiority complex…but it’s something
@TyroneMooselips23 күн бұрын
@@GIBBO4182 How’d the Euros final go?
@GIBBO418223 күн бұрын
@@TyroneMooselips have you ever seen your country even win 1 game at the Euros? Find a hobby, you spend half your life crying about England on KZbin, it’s tragic!
@oldmanontheroad182923 күн бұрын
My Dad in the 90s when he worked in immigration at Pearson airport in Toronto, escorted Maradona onto his plane when he was getting kicked out of the country.
@alptigin543823 күн бұрын
One of the greatest songs ever is named after Pearson, so double nice.
@ReplayUnlimited23 күн бұрын
What song? @@alptigin5438
@SyverReborn22 күн бұрын
God bless your dad
@TheKingofSteves22 күн бұрын
Guessing your dad is out of a job now as no one gets deported from Canada anymore. 😂😂
@The_Modeling_Underdog19 күн бұрын
Best thing your dad did for Canada at the time. As much as I loved him as a player, the man was an absolute nightmare.
@afterhourscinema78223 күн бұрын
Least corrupt FIFA moment 😂
@thomascorker654723 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jw7046723 күн бұрын
Big facts.
@what751023 күн бұрын
nah it was fair
@colocado668516 күн бұрын
lmao crybaby
@5tnblnkt23 күн бұрын
I've never in a million years thought i would hear Dankula utter the words "Boca Juniors" with a scottish accent. Beautiful.
@theALTF422 күн бұрын
bawka jewniuuurz i L O V E scottish english
@stephensteele284423 күн бұрын
He has a beard, the continuity in the Dankula cinematic universe leaves much to be desired
@ViolentMessiah66623 күн бұрын
That's just Dank from a different multiverse, we can let it slide 😂
@lukealexanderrobertsthefir45823 күн бұрын
Reupload I sweat
@armondtanz23 күн бұрын
Maybe this aint dank and in reality he got 5-10 years for his pug n*zi comment.
@rickdarris615223 күн бұрын
Evil Dank?
@BoSmith704523 күн бұрын
I prefer this one. The one from the other universe looks like Fat Bastard after he got skinny.
@afterhourscinema78223 күн бұрын
England gets the Falklands, Argentina gets "The Hand of God" I say we call it even 🤣
@soyentak507623 күн бұрын
not really one game only big boys play
@microwavegommmm91623 күн бұрын
It's like Japan beating America for the 2012 bey blade championship. An eye for an eye
@UnhingedJessie23 күн бұрын
That's is some 60y/o democrat voting female levels of cope.
@CineZillaReviews23 күн бұрын
Fuck me this made me laugh I'll take it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paddington167023 күн бұрын
if you cant win legitimately, just cheat.
@realethal_YT23 күн бұрын
Maradona takes responsibility "Yeah, I did. And?"
@zaja241822 күн бұрын
Based Diego.
@1harv10023 күн бұрын
Well you know what they say: losers never win, winners never cheat, but cheaters never lose.
@JRBendixen21 күн бұрын
Untill they do.
@axe2grind24421 күн бұрын
Brett Hull agrees with this…..that mf’er.
@UriahElroy66613 күн бұрын
While I agree with the principle of your point, it's actually "cheaters never win and winners never cheat.""
@DaniGerman1499Күн бұрын
I love Jon Jones. He’s an absolute mad lad
@kevinjohnson730023 күн бұрын
"On the bright side, I'm totally immune to flashbang grenades" - Helen Keller
@johnsharp661823 күн бұрын
Fuck sake, just spat beer every where.
@Madaseter22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hajikilla9122 күн бұрын
Very Funny😂 BUT Helen Keller was dead in 1968 and the first flash bangs were invented in the 1970’s.. 🤷🏻♂️ JS
@wasabiflavoredcocaine21 күн бұрын
@@hajikilla91that means she is Uber immuned to them
@genebohannon882015 күн бұрын
@hajikilla91 facts! But how does that name of yours not get you put in YT memory hole? Im guessing a Marine?
@somerando371816 күн бұрын
My dad grew up in Argentina, he still copes about the hand of god, “he never did it, but if he did it was alright”
@tawxic113 күн бұрын
"It didn't happen, but if it did happen then it was a good thing."
@captain008023 күн бұрын
I remember his face in the world cup of 1994 all coked out screaming a goal, man was in another dimension.
@TheRealStevenBritton23 күн бұрын
I was in Wales during the summer of 1987. There was an exhibition game between England and the Rest of the World. Every time Marodonna gained possession of the ball, the crowed booed him. For the entire length of the match.
@SiAnon23 күн бұрын
As was the law back then.
@JRBendixen21 күн бұрын
I saw that and I’m a Dane. I almost booed with the crowd even though I was in front of my TV and had no real game in it.
@johnosullivan148018 күн бұрын
I was at that game! Every time Maradona got the ball the English were chanting “Maradona is a wanker!” I didn’t know quite what that word meant so I asked my dad why they were chanting that, and my father (an Irishman) chuckled and said “because he’s good with his hand…” I still had no idea what he meant…it was a few years before it finally dawned on me what he meant…still makes me smile about my dad’s humor just about anytime I hear the word…
@mkv271816 күн бұрын
@@johnosullivan1480😂. funny dad ya got there
@luisacosta5423 күн бұрын
The hand of god goal is 50% cocaine and 50% rage from the falklands/malvinas thing
@zimbargie290923 күн бұрын
*plays world's smallest violin* 😁🇦🇷
@daveyjones896922 күн бұрын
@@zimbargie2909Falklands were a national embarrassment for Argentina, not sure what you're proud of. You got what you deserved.
@nelsonalexis305423 күн бұрын
Im from Chile, i can tell you in all seriousness that when maradona died. It was as big in South America as when princess Diana died in the UK
@darrenlee923723 күн бұрын
Lineker is still convinced the linesman saw the handball but was too scared to challenge the decision by raising his flag. The Tunisian referee has since been denied entry to the UK to flog the Adidas Tango matchball at a London auction house. Steve Hodge managed to sell the shirt he swapped with El Diego for even more than the original estimated price of £6m. Quite a nice little retirement fund. The Argentinans went mad about this. Not least Maradona's family. They accused Steve Hodge of "Theft". How we all laughed.
@elTuba3216 күн бұрын
You forgot to add that during quarantine on Argentina the goverment held a public funeral where tons of peopple atended and the fans threw cocaine bags to the coffin as a last goodbye
@AzraelSWFC201123 күн бұрын
"In football there is nothing more Embarrasing"... I dunno, getting selected for the Scotland national team is fucking close. ;)
@RS99FILMS23 күн бұрын
Only thing worse than being on Scotlands notional team is being on their national team.
@Johno199223 күн бұрын
Then at the euros it was an argentine ref who done over scotland 😂😂
@JohnGardnerAlhadis23 күн бұрын
I dunno, I'd say Kane's fumbled penalty kick against France in FIFA 2022 was a bigger embarrassment. I literally yelled "NO!" when the ball sailed errantly into the crowd.
@theophrastusbombastus135923 күн бұрын
I must admit, as a Scotsman, I've never had the notion to join any team
@stevechalmers957223 күн бұрын
"You may take away our dignity, but you'll never take away our enjoyment for a game we've never been particularly good at!!!!" - William Wallace probably
@wills865623 күн бұрын
4:57 average discord mod in a court room
@ianserneels83122 күн бұрын
This comment deserves more likes, that's a clever joke 😂
@angrybear8616 күн бұрын
Sensational.
@chadrathbone23 күн бұрын
The Hand of god would have been arrested in England of today. For causing unrest and unwanted touching.
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
No.. it was against the 'right wing thugs' so fair game
@Dr.Meth66622 күн бұрын
Cue purple aki 😂
@thevictoryoverhimself729823 күн бұрын
As of the late 2000s a colombian friend told me this story unsolicited. Its very much part of south american lore.
@trikstari768723 күн бұрын
As an American I find soccer deeply confusing. In NFL Football we generally root for whoever is playing against the Dallas Cowboys. But in Soccer you have both England AND the French, who am I supposed to root against?!
@Snakedude4life23 күн бұрын
This one must’ve been baking for a while because you can see that the beard has magically returned. Or the turnaround time is really quick, I don’t know. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
@jimjam5107523 күн бұрын
I wonder if he's so embarrassed over the "alcoholic infant" look that he's burning all his backup episodes waiting for the beard to come back.
@PaulMclauchlin23 күн бұрын
It's the beard of God! It magically grew back.
@GHOST2593823 күн бұрын
@@jimjam51075 obviously he doesn't want that to be his legacy, can't shame him for it tho.
@swanclipper23 күн бұрын
A.I DANK POST! HE'S NOT REAL!
@JackCarsonite23 күн бұрын
@swanclipper think AI can reinstall a beard?
@daleheat845523 күн бұрын
Count dank is the only reasonable voice in this fucked up country at the moment. Can't wait for his mad lads episode of 2tier kier😂
@blitzerblazinoah683823 күн бұрын
Kier Jong Un isn't good enough for Mad Lads.
@politecat423611 күн бұрын
"Count Dankula 2" his other channel covers whats going on with politics
@Eric_Hunt19423 күн бұрын
I'm a bit too young to remember the Hand of God, but heard all about it for years afterwards. After so many years I'm only angry that it overshadowed his great goal a few minutes later. Diego was a master of the dark arts at times, but he was also one of the greatest players the game has ever seen. He was also a mad bastard on the white powder!
@daviswhite359122 күн бұрын
He was coked out. He was a cheater
@skeletonman827721 күн бұрын
and you are a whiny gringo@@daviswhite3591
@sonofangron296923 күн бұрын
The exact sort of ethical conduct I’d expect from someone who was best friends with Castro…
@stellviahohenheim23 күн бұрын
Are you comparing cheating in football with warcrimes?
@sandokan541023 күн бұрын
He had Che Guevara and Castro tattooed on his body
@sonofangron296923 күн бұрын
@@stellviahohenheim - all I’m saying is that he’s clearly no stranger for making excuses for gross misconduct
@zaja241822 күн бұрын
The cringe 'That's cheating!' vs the based 'Fuck the English'.
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
@@zaja2418 comes with being better..
@MaxiemumKarnage23 күн бұрын
Soccer may be incredibly gay but touching balls with your hands is even gayer
@ShermanistDruid23 күн бұрын
At least they don't chase men around a field looking for a hug.
@hrr59723 күн бұрын
Yank calling other people gay lmfao so ironic 🤣🤣🤣
@MaxiemumKarnage23 күн бұрын
@@ShermanistDruid I'm not sure if your uncle is a sport
@Harley_Mitchelly23 күн бұрын
I hate just how good of a joke this is.
@jacksonguillory811423 күн бұрын
@@MaxiemumKarnage💀💀💀💀
@drshoe874423 күн бұрын
I remember when Clarkson, Hammond, May and Top Gear went to Argentina in 2015, it's safe to say that the Argentinean People can hold a grudge for a few years, yes.
@portadordelwiju23 күн бұрын
Just read all the comments here... I think english people can very much hold a grudge too.- And we are talking about a sport. England, being pirates, took a part of land from a sovereing country :)
@therealbaylee23 күн бұрын
@@portadordelwiju the Falklands never belonged to the meek country of bitchtina.
@adrastossaturn483422 күн бұрын
@@portadordelwijuBritain has had a claim on the falklands since before Argentina was a country :)
@jelstone2022 күн бұрын
@@portadordelwiju The Falklands were a British territory before Argentina was even a country. If you have no clue what you are talking about its best to keep quiet.
@kraanz22 күн бұрын
Or maybe they don't like those 3 idiots?
@northstar692023 күн бұрын
"Deigo Maradona and the hand of god" sounds like a badass adventure storytitle.
@brianmcdonald701721 күн бұрын
Indiana Jones and the temple of doom vibes
@indyeff514621 күн бұрын
"Like a hyperactive Mexican child who's watched far too much Dragonball & started practicing on his abuela..." The man's a poet. He also somehow understands Tejano kids despite never living in Texas.
@Ch3fRubenator21 күн бұрын
19:03 “Journalist, Horacio Pagani,” is wild lmao😂
@oceanmike851623 күн бұрын
He finally did Maradona… in a way.
@Zer0Spinn23 күн бұрын
I'm just 5 min in and I am sure he's not gonna talk about the underage girls brougth in car trunks in Cuba lmao
@TheCommissarIsDead22 күн бұрын
@@Zer0Spinnyou said what now 😮😂
@francoisstrength23 күн бұрын
My man I just want to congratulate you on your very clear fat loss. You look a lot healthier and it can be seen in your face. I always had a feeling you lift and spend some time in the gym but I can see you also have been changing your kitchen habits. Well done my man.
@malbig234423 күн бұрын
and the Order of the Brown Nose goes to................
@dreadmetal655823 күн бұрын
@@malbig2344 he's taking the piss ya fool lol
@Boylieboyle23 күн бұрын
@malbig2344 And the Order of the needless sarcasm goes too...
@joeycampbell94023 күн бұрын
@@malbig2344this would be the worst channel to brown nose, Dank is deathly scared of the comment section.
@dalstephen383423 күн бұрын
@@BoylieboyleAnd the Order of prolonging the comment thread goes too....
@FlaccidFella23 күн бұрын
Who'd have known Horacio Pagani would go from a little known sports journalist to one of the most renowned supercar creators in the world I'm obviously joking
@The_Modeling_Underdog18 күн бұрын
Horacio is a sort of legend here. Met him once, years ago. Absolute bonkers, the old geezah. The journo, that is. I like the other Pagani much, much more.
@prinnybag23 күн бұрын
My Peruvian friend was just telling me about this the other day.
@dbblues.916823 күн бұрын
I'm glad the beard is back. The last few episodes, it felt like I was watching a toddler with fetal alcohol syndrome. 😊
@nickgarnero984323 күн бұрын
Hahaha
@danielwitham179123 күн бұрын
So, you prefer adults with fetal alcohol syndrome?
@mattadams792223 күн бұрын
Felt like I was watching Shane Gillis amusing European Cousin.
@blitzerblazinoah683823 күн бұрын
@dbblues.9168 That wasn't Dank, that was Sadie. The divorce is already taking its toll on her.
@tigervalley6223 күн бұрын
DAMN BRO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@naponroy17 күн бұрын
When Maradona came to Russia for the World Cup in 2018, he arrived with a mountain of cocaine. He had it on a big plate in his box. He was so lit up all the time. Just watch his reactions to events on the field at the time. We asked the Russian football president about it and he said, "Well, what could we do? We couldn't very well arrest Maradona!"
@watch-Dominion-201823 күн бұрын
Hand of god... as in Keir Starmer's pet chihuahua Yvette Cooper?
@RGBeanie23 күн бұрын
Keir Starmer is becoming the new Godwin's law lol. Cope and seethe, he got your mates locked up 😂
@watch-Dominion-201823 күн бұрын
@RGBeanie OK groomer
@blitzerblazinoah683823 күн бұрын
Yvette Cooper is Ed Balls' beard. No wonder their son is a drag queen.
@firstnamelastname621623 күн бұрын
Keir Starmer was romantically involved with a goat. It's true.@@RGBeanie
@RGBeanie23 күн бұрын
@@firstnamelastname6216 weird to make stuff up, when someone like Trump literally graped children
@SarahBoones9thLawyer23 күн бұрын
24:54 more coke than a Rekieta
@Gilsao15723 күн бұрын
Legend has Maradona addiction was the principal economic source of Bolivia, Peru and Colombia
@beandaddydoggratt971417 күн бұрын
Even on Danks channel Rekieta gets FELTED! Lol
@mkv271816 күн бұрын
that a unit of measurement now? 😂
@annullator23 күн бұрын
Another one would be the Wembley goal from 1966 that Germans are still outraged about.
@jcpena2723 күн бұрын
Another big event at Wembley was when Scotland beat England in 1977 and the greatest pitch invasion ever happened
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
@@jcpena27'beating England trophy' 🤣
@CapnNutbutter22 күн бұрын
I think the german's can thank lampard for softening that blow in 2014
@jimtaylor29422 күн бұрын
England has come ahead of Germany in other World Cups (with no German seething), so it's pretty irrelevant 😂 .
@capone282622 күн бұрын
The only final british international cup, and it was cheated. The curse still lives on
@andyfriederichsen22 күн бұрын
3:52 Thank me later.
@jimtaylor29422 күн бұрын
Thanking you; 37 minutes later.
@johnhoofman943120 күн бұрын
Thank you later
@Taquito_Rat5 күн бұрын
A true friend
@sevenproxies425523 күн бұрын
The beard is back!
@joekni200223 күн бұрын
No. This just got recorded ahead of time. He should put a fake one on for the lulz
@truesoulghost277723 күн бұрын
If thats what gives you comfort then sure 👍 lol
@malbig234423 күн бұрын
@@joekni2002 My God, what the fuck does "lulz" mean.
@swskating386523 күн бұрын
Probably AI
@oz_jones23 күн бұрын
@@joekni2002 no shit this is recorded before.
@Sonick9223 күн бұрын
As a United States man... This is a glorious thing to learn about.
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
What's more glorious is the American football world Cup, oh. The baseball world Cup, oh. Oh yeah nobody else plays American sports 🤦♂️
@simonkevnorris22 күн бұрын
"World Series" - bollocks.
@Jim9011722 күн бұрын
What's funny is that many English people under 40 dont even know about the Falklands war, they all think we hate Argentina because of Diego Maradona
@jimtaylor29422 күн бұрын
This 35 year old hadn't ever heard of the Argie ball kicker - and hander - until today 😂 The Falklands though; knew about that since about age 8 (because tv documentaries and references yo 😂).
@TheSagaOfGregGetsRekt22 күн бұрын
I see that this was recorded before The Incident. Remember kids, trimmer settings are important.
@jimtaylor29422 күн бұрын
I read this in Lord Dank's voice 😂
@daveyjones896922 күн бұрын
I'm Canadian, and the Falkland Islands War even makes me mad. They only attacked the islands was because their country was falling to pieces, and the government thought the British wouldn't even bother heavily defending them. They thought it would be a quick and easy nation wide morale boost. Instead, they sent a bunch of poorly trained, conscripted kids to fight trained military men. That's why the numbers are so lopsided, and why they have no justification being pissed at England. They started a fight they could never have won, and it was their government that forced it, not the British. They should be angry at their government, but it's so much easier to blame others for your fuck ups... That's why I loved when Top Gear went and caused a political issue by mocking them lol. Sore losers.
@jimtaylor29422 күн бұрын
Precisely. Argentina has a similar issue to Germany when it comes to accepting blame for wars, and warcrimes 😂 . Galtieri's lot initially considered a war with Chile... until they realized that Pinochet would crush 'em 😏 . (then as now; Chile has some really good military kit, while Argentina's has actually gotten worse) Argentina has highly dubious claims on bits of Chile, Brazil, Uruguay, and overlaps several other people's claims on the South Pole... because of course it does.
@daveyjones896922 күн бұрын
@@jimtaylor294 They (Argentina) sound like they're a shittier, tinier, South American version of China based on that description 😂.
@iemedia233722 күн бұрын
"Sure, the English may very well hate me, but the Scottish love me, and that's all that matters." ~ Diego Maradona
@WarLordXavier23 күн бұрын
A commie cheated? Shocker
@zerrierslizer122 күн бұрын
cringe name with a cringe comment? yep, checks out to perfection.
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
@zerrierslizer1 he's not wrong though
@-Gax-22 күн бұрын
@@zerrierslizer1 Bro, imma be straight with you, zerrierslizer sounds like a fast food menu item, and that bastardised Piccolo profile pic is god awful. Sit tf back down 😂
@fahadalharbi96022 күн бұрын
I hate commies. But he cheated against England, the worst people who ever played football, who other wise good on other stuff, the worst football which just kicking the football up and head butt each other.. That the whole strategy of England... Thus deserving every lose they had
@zerrierslizer122 күн бұрын
@@-Gax- i agree the name is bad, but for some reason, i am not allowed to change it. tho my username comes from my best friend and my now diseaced younger brothers username combined, so i will never truly get rid of it. my best friend died on the out island when it was attacked, and my younger brother died from cancer 5 years ago, so i wanted to immortalize them in some way, and it just stuck. but my guess is that you are far too much of what the kids nowadays call a "Beta Cuck" to understand why this username is special to me, so it wouldnt surprise me if you get offended that i could answer your very much failed attempt at a roast as a result.
@Lny_Forner23 күн бұрын
Dankula woke up today and chose to piss off the English
@bbl4st3edd6923 күн бұрын
Based
@hrr59723 күн бұрын
Common Dankula W
@fransoler527823 күн бұрын
Fucking legend he is
@Powerhaus8823 күн бұрын
Almost as good as how the English pissed on the argies from the skies LMAO
@jacksonguillory811423 күн бұрын
@@Powerhaus881776.
@LargeHadronAnusCollider23 күн бұрын
When you're so Scottish, you can grow a beard in one video.
@christopherconard283123 күн бұрын
I knew an Armenian who could probably grow one during a video. I'm pretty sure he was born with five o'clock shadow, and about 10% of his metabolism is geared towards growing hair.
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
Next moses?
@confusedturtle5523 күн бұрын
The OJ trial of football
@AscendantStoic22 күн бұрын
If the hand wasn't seen, Argentina must win 😅
@dbblues.916823 күн бұрын
As an American, I couldn't give 2 squirts about soccer but the lore and hooliganism is amazing.
@FoxMulder-FBI23 күн бұрын
I'm counting 2 squirts 1. the lore 2. hooliganism
@marcorc516723 күн бұрын
"soccer"
@tristman841322 күн бұрын
@@FoxMulder-FBI'as an American' probably made him squirt too
@fishclaspers36121 күн бұрын
I don't think "hooliganism" is quite the right word for it..... Anarchy and chaos might be a better adjective.
@CultureCrossed6416 күн бұрын
@@marcorc5167soccer is originally a British word. What's your complaint?
@bmacaulay1823 күн бұрын
Maradona was the original poster child for the deviated septum. A true booger sugar enthusiast. 🤣😂🤣
@Gilsao15723 күн бұрын
8:44 Most tame Libertadores Cup Finals. Maradona truly brought the spirit of South America football to Europe
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs23 күн бұрын
Starting a riot with half of Spain watching is enough to merit Diego Maradona the title of mad lad
@zompone22 күн бұрын
Maradona is also venerated as a god in Naples, he truly deserves further research from the team for a full Mad Lad video. I'd happily help you lads out for that one
@compatriot85223 күн бұрын
The hand of God? I thought that was Nicholas Cage's thing
@movieforceofficial23 күн бұрын
I stop watching Dankula for like 2 months, and then I come back and his production quality has jumped up by 200%. Mad respect for a Mad Lad
@MrZacdeath23 күн бұрын
-1 wife will do that I guess
@movieforceofficial23 күн бұрын
@@MrZacdeath Wait, Sue and Dank split up?! When did that happen??
@MrZacdeath23 күн бұрын
@@movieforceofficial I'm not sure of the exact details because I really don't care but yeah they're split up.
@gristlybillow705014 күн бұрын
Shameful? How can you, as a Scotsman, call that shameful? Maradona was Scotland's player of the year in 86
@FreshFetti9722 күн бұрын
6:57 i really expected a second sponsor
@JohnDoe-ug3su23 күн бұрын
that Maradona brawl scene *chef kiss* I just have to rewatch it several times EDIT : HEY YOU SKIPPED HIS DIETIFICATION ARC IN NAPOLI
@owenjolley35117 күн бұрын
11:37 *Don’t forget Prince Andrew’s ability to sweat.* 😂😂😂😂😂
@mikefancy246623 күн бұрын
Intro and ad over at 3:55
@FilmStains23 күн бұрын
Thank you
@Stribogboi22 күн бұрын
Some heroes don't wear capes.
@TheGrimmCommoner22 күн бұрын
This was the day Ireland and Scotland discovered Argentina and liked what they saw.
@nqgamer23 күн бұрын
As a proud Aussie, I respect anyone who can piss off the entirety of the Poms.
@TriAmphontsApple22 күн бұрын
Spoken like a true delinquent, your criminal ancestors would be proud.
@wheresmyfinger23 күн бұрын
It's like a WWE storyline on the football world. It's great, I always cheer for the bad guy that cheats.
@CultureCrossed6416 күн бұрын
That... says a lot about you.
@wheresmyfinger15 күн бұрын
@@CultureCrossed64 oh no. How dare I enjoy this story.
@pedrocaina332323 күн бұрын
it's only ilegal to make a Goal with your hand if the judge sees it so yall can keep crying about it.
@miguelmont.111123 күн бұрын
Never forget the time Diego used a "No a las Drogas" (Say no to drugs) t-shirt during a game. Also the time he did a penalty shot to a cripple kid (that didn't had legs and his wish was to catch the ball from Maradona) From ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
@nippazhobbies23 күн бұрын
I like how Dank makes an otherwise completely uninteresting topic (soccer) compelling. Kudos to youdos.
@baswenmakers684622 күн бұрын
Glad you recorded this in the before times. You know how kids start crying when dad shaves their beard or mustache...I get it now.
@supra0_0nova23 күн бұрын
Imagine getting your ankle destroyed then buying the guys shoes who did it
@user-um2sy5kt6q22 күн бұрын
As a 37 year old football fan I’m absolutely shocked I didn’t know about that huge brawl at Barca. That knee was savage 😮
@gongshowjimmy55723 күн бұрын
That still of basketball's "The Shot" is not the correct one lol.
@Evan-i4e23 күн бұрын
It doesn't even mater the best moment is the malice in the palace, the pacers put those evil fans and Ben Wallace in his place and still nearly won that season with its three best players banned and Reggie miller too old to carry, in most timelines in this universe in the vast of time and space the pacers with only the bench win 2004 with no all-stars against a lot of goats lol, the pacers are still the most constantly relevant team in the central region the best region for all of basketball even though they were punished, outside of Labron, Kawhi, Giannis and a few others being the main charters that year and having plot armor the pacers just took it like champs and did nearly everything with nothing every year for twenty years lol, we are a few events from living in the funniest timeline where a bunch of random bench players is the goat team.
@aduck420214 күн бұрын
Im absolutely happy this goal existed for how much cope and seething its still generating.
@Edgartlordandsavior23 күн бұрын
This sorta thing would only happen to the English 😂 💀
@lostinthesupermarket23 күн бұрын
As an argentine, this is a fair analysis, albeit the obvious mispronounciations. My favourite is " la nosheh del ten". Btw you could make many videos about maradona's cocaine adventures, the list is quite long
@fishclaspers36121 күн бұрын
"Cocaine Adventures" is one hell of a quote I am using to describe things now.
@CultureCrossed6416 күн бұрын
Albeit with* You can't say "albeit the" in English. Albeit should be followed by an adverb or an adjective, or "with" if you're going to use something else.
@CapnNutbutter23 күн бұрын
Damn Diego still getting heat after his death
@HealingBlight22 күн бұрын
The Irish have their own case of this, when Thierry Henry handled the ball to keep it in play then passing it for a goal in extra time. France qualified for the 2010 world cup 2-1 aggregate over Ireland as a result.
@havtheroc23 күн бұрын
"Wooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. He put the English out, out, out!"
@NYCfrankie18 күн бұрын
The fact the refs missed it was the worst part it was blatant the linesman was looking right at it
@TyroneMooselips23 күн бұрын
British soldiers have PTSD when u mention the hand of god
@Uak023 күн бұрын
Forever Argentinian 🇦🇷❤
@LostInTheVoid9823 күн бұрын
@@Uak0the most noteworthy thing about Argentina is that it was a cum dump for escaped Nazis.
@jelstone2022 күн бұрын
No they have amazing memories of killing 649 invaders wounding 1.657 and capturing 11,313 vs losing 255 having 775 wounded and having a measly 107 captured. Honestly the Argies must have been having a siesta like all hispanics are well known for.
@JuanchoMetalHeaD22 күн бұрын
@@jelstone20 🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂
@gambinobah886422 күн бұрын
it’s funny how the USA has more of a chance to win the World Cup over the English
@iybjs530823 күн бұрын
Madlads Maradona, I’ve been waiting for this one!
@real_surreal_sir23 күн бұрын
As a fan of both US and Real football, I remember seeing the infamous no-call on Saints live, and immediately thinking 'this is NFL's hand of God moment' even before I could fully develop my rage. Literally first thing my brain came up with lol. It's a whole cross-sport metric of getting away with open momentary cheating, the basic standard to compare to no matter the sport
@carlhartwell797823 күн бұрын
One could say that Shilton's rejection of his non-apology only proves Maradona correct in refusing to apologise. What would be the point? Few would accept it, and most of those who would probably lack substantial enthusiasm for the game/country anyway.
@RonaldPickering23 күн бұрын
Diego Armando Maradona. Football Legend, Enemy of England - Good Guy.
@1forthepriceof21817 күн бұрын
>fumble a war of aggression >cope by parading a handball like it’s the moon landing Sasuga, Argie.
@ziggystardug23 күн бұрын
You put your left hand in, your left hand out, you do the Maradona and you turn about, that's what it's all about... Ooohhhh Diego Maradona
@NoobsDeSroobs22 күн бұрын
"claims by Mardona's daughter and ex-wife" Uhm, two people I hope. xD
@tobiyoarcangel18 күн бұрын
Two incredibly obnoxious people
@moreblack23 күн бұрын
For the young kiddies, Maradona was the great player before Cristiano Ronaldo came along.
@caiocbcn23 күн бұрын
Being Brazilian, i remember that the reaction to the hand of God around here was pretty much "well, of course he cheated. He is Argentinian".
@SchwererGustavThe800mm22 күн бұрын
Ah yes, the "Hand of God". My favorite soccer play of all time! 😊
@inthecrib23 күн бұрын
We had nothing. We lost everything. Maradona showed people that even in the deepest poverty, you could become a star. He gave hope to people
@jelstone2022 күн бұрын
He showed people it's okay to cheat your way to the top. He was nothing but a coked up cheater.
@lemmypop130022 күн бұрын
@@jelstone20 Dude, I can honestly say that only English think of him like that. For the rest of the world he's a megastar. Everyone loves the guy, and screwing over England is a big part of it. The rest of the world loves laughing at your misery :)
@jelstone2022 күн бұрын
@@lemmypop1300 Fuck the rest of the world.
@lemmypop130022 күн бұрын
@@jelstone20 Well, fucking over the rest of the world is the English way, glad to see some traditions are here to stay :) (just kidding BTW, be mad as much as you like, who gives a fuck)
@jelstone2022 күн бұрын
@@lemmypop1300 Look how succesful the former English colonies have been compared to ones of other European countries then let me know how we fucked the world over.
@Kingofallfunnelheads16 күн бұрын
I remember watching this with my dad and we both rooted for the Argies. And both cursed the referees for this disaster.
@SPG6923 күн бұрын
0:01 apparently this gets me at the top of the comments
@Reform-uk-j9t23 күн бұрын
Yep
@TheCrusaderKing23 күн бұрын
Apparently
@HandleHandled23 күн бұрын
Ahhh, and so much can happen in just one second. “Hey! Nick, ya got a sec?”😂 If you don’t know the reference, and want to see an incredible play, look up Kick Six: Chris Davis returns for TD. They had one second left on the clock 😊