The Olympics is Dumb | The Yard

[@title5960]

"100k" "that's not even a lot" - most down to earth member of the pod

[@LscottGD]

😂😂

[@SaltMonarch]

Aiden shootin back with “I made him 300 bands” is not something i would expect from him

[@redpandawithbandana5092]

"Let's call him Matt" (one sentence later): "And then Cameron says-"

[@noahmay7708]

Lmao i missed that

[@Savardlatoast]

That was crazy

[@Ethanpariz]

He's referring to a different character, no?

[@TrueCasio]

No one listens anymore.

[@JaimieWFYT]

@@EthanparizI thought so too, but considering he never mentions a Cameron before, and he’s that one referenced in “Matt, you’re an enigma”, I think it’s just a slip up from Aimen

[@ToolShedVids]

Aiden would be the best fast walker on The Yard, great hips for optimal movement.

[@OneMediocreGamer]

He's got the gay speed buff Google maps is takin about

[@dantealighieri3307]

just great hips overall 😋

[@Kingbimmy]

Them child bearing hips

[@penqu1ns]

Always a good day when I get to hear more from Aiden "I learned racism from a video essay" McDonald

[@MasterCalvin45]

The cutoff for the beginning of the episode def not doing me any favors LMAO

[@toasty5032]

​@@MasterCalvin45 its fd so its good

[@ggmichaelgg]

fd the goat no cap

[@T0NI_]

@@MasterCalvin45 wtf happened to your name lmao

[@5rdcrush]

mcdobald

[@jasonjavelin]

Trump x Aiden Ross felt like an idea straight from the Vought PR department

[@awrogers]

😂

[@LiteConversion]

This aged well lol

[@dempsey6901]

girl's night

[@DaveRobinson.]

I do love girls night 🥳

[@815h0p]

Girls nighttttttt

[@sloosh2188]

Don’t mess with this bainaaa

[@muffin9124]

Giirrllss niigghhtttt

[@ggum_01]

Everyone stream One Of a Kind by Loosemble featuring their title track Girls Night out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😅

[@badvertise]

nick's "that's called the election" line was so good and no one even reacted LMAO

[@Amanda-wd9pp]

I YELLED and no one batted an eye 😭

[@warhammertactical8963]

Ludwig opens his mouth on the yard, my brain says false immediately. Ludwig says anything on mogul mail and my brain says this is gospel, factual, reliably sourced information.

[@chillaxTF]

Wait same. The boys' relentless bullying has conditioned me.

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

When you were discussing how many jobs each of you has had in this episode, it reminded me of the very first time I ever watched with Dave. He put on The Yard and told me one of you was a streamer, one was a porn star and the other two were just regular guys. Dave told me to guess who was who. I believe he shared the story (and maybe the video) with Ludwig. We laughed so hard that night! After that I was hooked and then my infamous bday shout out happened. Love you guys!

[@MrShinjiTabris]

Love seeing your comments, Janet! That shoutout was such a good moment

[@noahr3059]

I can’t stop thinking about the “why are you as a deity” line , shit was gold

[@JetsFittedUp]

Slimes new video proves who the real deity in the end really is

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

The Spanish Flu is a misnomer because it was not from Spain (probably from America), but it wasn't called that because of racism or xenophobia. It first broke out during WW1 and all the countries that were participating in the war censored the news because it would have impacted morale. In Spain, which was neutral, there was no reason to censor news about it, so news stories first started coming out of Spain and the name stuck

[@coreykwok4143]

Feels good knowing Ludwig appreciates the fine art of a French anime like Code Lyoko. A true cornerstone of his two cultures.

[@irakyl]

The problem with the kwaad van vandaag is that it's always digitaal

[@natural20selfcrit81]

Bro "if they put me in a lunchbox like Jamal Khashoggi" is fucking WILD

[@caila5854]

I was driving with my windows down at a light 😭😭

[@sunbearmads4030]

Beast infection made me spit out my iced coffee

[@munch-]

Ludwig is wrong here 50:30 Fire peppers are for cold climates, needs to be a cold food for the hot climates

[@bigOnions]

nah that's wrong too. There is a reason why the people who eat the spiciest stuff are from hotter climates like Thailand, Malaysia, and Sichuan

[@DeusMaradona]

​@@bigOnions you big dumb baby boi

[@mandyone5284]

@@bigOnions They're talking about in a game

[@alexharding2020]

So I'm not the person you were talking about who fences but I have fenced for a little over ten years and comparing it to melee is pretty accurate in general. Part of the reason that it doesn't feel super exciting is because the coverage of it is terrible. Whoever is operating the cameras doesn't know how fencing works so it's harder to capture all of the interesting parts. On top of that the rules are really confusing because there are three different weapons which have drastically different rules so it's hard for people who don't fencing to understand the rules, as well as the fact that the judges who run the bout only speak in French, and a lot of the time you can't even hear them anyways. Also, fencing goes from two people playing the safest neutral possible (unless its saber) to super fast movements that are basically impossible for people to see even if you're practiced in fencing. I really love fencing but there are a lot of things holding it back from being really popular.

[@acegarcia1789]

I don’t know shit abt fencing but you made it sound cool

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

@@acegarcia1789it is cool I think I haven’t watched any though

[@thegoodone4104]

“Why are you as a Deity” is a crazy conversation switch

[@celocic]

stealing the name “nerds gummy rope invitational” for my upcoming family reunion i hope that’s fine

[@njdallass4561]

FD SIGNIFIER REFERENCE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@toasty5032]

RAAAAHHHHH

[@MazeBeann]

Slime knowing him as a tekken player is so funny

[@blessketer854]

@@MazeBeannit makes so much sense and it’s beautiful

[@ricochico1144]

Oh hell yeah Aimen is an FD watcher, he's real as fuck for that

[@toasty5032]

Fr

[@sjxbabfjaicjandne4666]

Fd is fire, the Kendrick Drake video was really well made

[@ggmichaelgg]

fr fr

[@mrortiz2158]

If you are here to find out where the stream of August 20 came from. 1:00:00 is the time stamp you are looking for :)

[@Luin_001]

Where were you on August 20th?

[@mrortiz2158]

@@Luin_001 We don't talk about August 20th.

[@dannyn6036]

@@Luin_001i was in the hospital after a throat surgery

[@bonusTried]

@@Luin_001i was at therapy

[@CoolCommando123]

42:19 "Does [God] love pedophiles?" and Nick saying "those are his top shooters" was so underrated in the moment

[@locoapple]

Aiden forced us into a 1 on 1 closeted ad read, food for thought

[@TheBlueCray0nIsBlue]

Homophobic? Aiden is not in the closet anymore he came out

[@theminecraft4202]

the hello fresh ad cutting real quick to the skeleton in Lugwig's chair got me pretty good

[@croatianborder2735]

Slime is so down to earth he’s on the floor, next to a space heater

[@melliferou]

I wonder if he's just got poor circulation and just gets cold & dizzy all the time. I get it though, laying on the floor kind of adjusts my back when i need it

[@Kingbimmy]

@@melliferouI forget why, but lying on the floor really does help with back issues. My dad has all kinds of spinal fuck ups from playing football for years, and a couple surgeries to remove tumors on it, which is VERY risky. When I lived with my parents I’d sometimes walk into the living room and he’d just be laying on the floor, watching tv with a pillow under his head to see it, and would lie like that for hours. He said it helped a lot with the pain. I’ve got chronic pain all over and I’ve done it too, and it truly does feel great when my shit is feeling especially bad. 😭

[@megamuffin1012]

I love the weekly Aiden BotW segment one day he’ll figure out a 7 year old game

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Every time they talk about Adin Ross I pretend that it's Aimen instead

[@heyimj662]

I've made it a mission for myself to like every comment you posted on this channel

[@bluemanjoe1238]

Aimen Ross x Trump

[@intrastella5555]

aiden looking into my eyes was something i didnt know i needed until now

[@BritsPlans]

Honestly, Aiden playing BotW is my dream content to watch. Make it happen Mogul Mail

[@neppy640]

code lyoko is honestly such a deep cut

[@Keanpoop]

Real shit

[@megamuffin92]

Hawk of Duty Tuah might be Nicks best fucking work holy shit.

[@Jumblebelle]

Ludwig getting cut off from making a race joke about “all-inclusive” then Aiden goes on to tell a story about someone being racist at the all-inclusive resort lmao

[@muffin9124]

Code lyoko mentioned!! Loved that show as a kid. French animation studio so ofc dubbin knows

[@befuddledwiz]

Regarding the lottery conversation: People do giveaways a lot with the rules being "buy our merch to get 5 entries per dollar spent" or something similar, but they can't actually require you to spend money to enter. They will usually hide the "free entry" button somewhere on their website in the tiniest font known to man. Spending money on merch to increase your chances of winning isn't illegal because you're receiving a product that you paid for, with the "lottery" aspect being a side effect.

[@theminecraft4202]

Slime couldn't throw down with speedwalkers cuz he'd never be able to catch them

[@Keyblade.Master-777]

22:13 is the best ad ever, our little guy looks so CUTE

[@dude10067]

Finally Unc got the credit he deserves

[@Voxicat]

i loved the moment they yarded all over the place

[@skinksies]

VOXICAT IS A YARD FAN?!

[@captainroyy21]

It's Yardin time

[@Kyledishgambin0]

Shut up.

[@xxbos5xx]

Slime knowing F.D Signifier as “a tekken player” but not as a KZbinr is really funny to me

[@ricochico1144]

Ludwig mentioning Code Lyoko went hard, completely unexpected

[@xRiizo]

14:05 "There you go, other arm up" LOL

[@Na-lw6ff]

what is the third type of video essay nick

[@extr3mev0id19]

Groom is a shortened version of the word Bridegroom, from the old English “brydguma” from Bryd (bride) and Guma (man). So groom is really an old English word just sort of meaning Man.

[@robertschmitz3788]

The Olympic Walking rules are even more absurd than explained in the podcast: You SHOULD have always one foot touching the ground BUT it is only penalised IF a judge can tell during the race in realtime. No slow-mo used. Judges are posted all along the 20 km race and if a "walker" receives 3 red cards he gets a time penalty and with 4 he's out... This makes the enforcement of penalties, as you would expect, highly subjective. Might be the reason why it's a white man's sport 🏃🏻😔

[@robertschmitz3788]

It's all about keeping up appearances as so often in this society 😮‍💨🚬

[@alexdam8218]

The white walkers are sick though

[@goekenaitor5674]

It's actually very much not a white man's sport, it's very popular in South and Central America

[@heyimj662]

A white walker sounds like a badass folk tale monster

[@_Its_L_]

@@heyimj662 quite literally the main monster in Game of Thrones

[@webbeyy]

29:24 "and quavos still there" was rly good

[@JetsFittedUp]

The consensus of 338 comments is Aiden was boomin, Ludwig snoozin, Nick(forever a whiteboy coolin), and don't call Slime by his real name like those weird kids in school calling teachers by their first name.

[@Epardon]

"I don't play though" was a bar and it didn't go unnoticed. Well done, Nick.

[@javierdiaz3511]

I was drinking water at 50:55 and laughed so hard theres water all over my desk and in my nasal cavity

[@gwen6622]

i know this isnt important lol but just in case anyone is wondering, "groom" actually should be "goom", and that's not a joke, that actually is the etymology. idk where the r came from. but goom meant man, it's actually etymologically related to the latin word "homo", as in "homo sapiens". the "homo" that means "same" is different though, that's greek, not latin. etymology is hard. anyway groom just means "guy". groom then was used to mean like a servant, the dictionary entry i found says "a person who looks after horses". the verb, "to groom" comes from that meaning, a groom (servant) "grooms" the horses, as in, brushes them and stuff. and THAT'S where "groom" meaning "to groom a minor" comes from, from the brushing an animal meaning. that's creepy. hate that. don't enjoy that. but anyway yeah "groom" meaning "soon to be husband" came first, and "groom" as a verb came about really indirectly, which i didn't know before i started writing this comment. i thought the two words were completely unrelated, but no, apparently there is a connection, it just goes in an opposite way i guess. idk why im commenting this on a Yard episode. hopefully someone reading this found this interesting

[@poorsocialskills]

@@gwen6622 I found it to be interesting :)

[@ajfly1010]

anyone else here after the lud stream lmaoo??

[@SageO6PathzGON]

WHY is this one of the most business casual level hilarious eps ive heard so far 💀

[@Oljemelk]

the solo Aiden ad read was cool, I liked it. however, I thought it was funny that it seemed like he was either extremely cold, or extremely high

[@kaustav465]

BRO LOOKED ZONKED

[@Shock002]

An all time ep for Aimen, that's my goat

[@diaperking]

This episode is gold start to finish

[@Idonknowwhat]

The Rhode Island bit was insane just because they unknowingly hit basically what Providence is, most of it is just the Providence Place Mall that has a Dave and Busters in it, and we definitely need to finish it. all the road work that has been going on for almost 30 years now

[@emilyrichmond1751]

aiden didnt miss this whole ep. biting chunks out of those boys.

[@MadMadBomber]

My Upper Peninsula of Michigan homeland gets mentioned. And not in a way I ever expected

[@Subie95]

32:08 as a guy that works in a factory in Pittsburgh, I approve.

[@pennplayz]

56:51 fun fact: Bungie still does this to an extent, they have a weekly blog post for destiny 2 with a section for "movie of the week" and "art of the week" both of which get a special cosmetic for being picked

[@n0lain]

55:30 that "I don't play, doe" was great and underappreciated

[@ArgueWithTheMajority]

22:40 I can't believe it. They got me. They actually got me this time. But who can say no to non-insane overseas shipping costs and smoking crack?

[@theWhinja]

The Code Lyoko reference is GOATed

[@dannyg9410]

This episode is funny as heck still going strong after 160 episodes is crazy

[@ethanpalombo6704]

1:25:37 I deadass live in east providence and the only reason i hangout in provi is to go to dave n busters at the mall it's like the only big mall left

[@raku2642]

Crazy I was watching that doc right before this ep. We locked in 🤙🏽

[@BreatheHydrogen]

Aiden is in his darth Aiden phase is something I am all in for.

[@midorinchan]

First episode I've listened to day-of, so nice to hear the boys thoughts on things while they're still topical 🤭🤭🤭

[@Riley_187]

Slimes laugh is adorable! I'm about to crash out.

[@NFJT2144]

No matter where I am in the world I see new yard pod I listen even if it uploads 3am my time

[@cmyppskin]

Nakeyjakey reference came out of left field, love that man

[@Ali-ey9sz]

Aimen's right, the Signifier video was great

[@Dezarc]

the postmaster general was my favourite cabinet position as well, my friends and i had devised a movie premise where through a series of unfortunate mail bombs all of the like 37 next candidates for replacing a deceased president were incapable of fulfilling that duty so the mailman ends up in control

[@kalescombo]

the NBA YB never broke again and beast infection back to back has altered my mind permanently and i will be thinking about it forever

[@TheRenegadem]

Im only 16 minutes in but this is genuinely one of the funniest 16 minute openers of the yard

[@inflatablepenguin]

As an older Yardigan my 2c is that video games have gotten better. we were so invested in the older games because there was nothing else to do, I agree that we had to work harder for our skillsets but in reality most of us were just shit and thought we were good because we had no metric to test it against (pre-internet). Now we are so distracted by second monitor or third monitor media whilst playing masterpieces that we don't even really notice how good we have it.

[@XinwithanX]

This is a great podcast to listen to while getting into a car accident

[@Cleanlake]

How did Nick catch so much shit for "To move quickly is to move with arrogance" or whatever he said, but no one batted an eye when Anthony said: "Did we divert from divinity when we stopped being apes?" Both are so unnecessarily extra

[@crispy7850]

One is funny

[@slimewire]

why you use my name like you know me

[@davidkoresh8933]

@@slimewireget em slime get em

[@lakshyapatel3842]

both sound good , thanks for mentioning that slime quote it sounds really beautiful

[@Cleanlake]

@@lakshyapatel3842 Yeah, they're both fine, but the hypocrisy is what's killing me

[@wheezerlee53]

59:32 Anyone here after Lud's last stream?

[@antmac090]

Don’t tell Aiden, but I need more of his solo ad reads.

[@Ethanpariz]

With the lottery laws thing its different for schools because they're running a raffle which has different laws

[@sleeepyshadow3828]

Dear Americans, Please do not vote for Ludwig as Postmaster General. It's already wayyy too expensive to send stuff to/from NZ and Australia. Yours hopefully, A concerned NZ citizen 😢

[@griffindc]

Fd signifier is great 😊

[@Larkus]

Ludwigs take on speed climbing is the common take among most climbers

[@jocareding533]

Slime saying at 49:05 that a 100k is "not even a lot" for beating BOTW in a room just 1 segment after earnestly defending that he's not a rich person detached from the median guy is really funny

[@TheCharmZ]

can confirm that the coverage of fencing is bad, its pretty hard to show it off - someone whose been fencing for several years now

[@goekenaitor5674]

When Aiden said '300 bands' my jaw dropped

[@Christian_Luczejko]

13:50 I can’t speak for Pizza Hut, but Domino’s pan pizza is the only good pizza they make.

[@hukstar16]

Slime saying "we should just make it a big mall" when Rhode Island is, in fact, one gigantic strip mall is very fucking funny

[@extr3mev0id19]

I think raffles are allowed if it’s a non-profit like a school or church

[@toddsutherland]

Slime knowing FD as a tekken player is so funny, like man entered one tournament

[@ArisuVEVO]

love lud's dodger hat

[@juanamuhirwe5019]

0:35 FD SIGNIFIER MENTIONED‼️🗣️🦅

[@douglasnevins1598]

Aimen was cooking this ep

[@Jadenity]

Ludwig's "yes and" broke at the end 😢

[@GarratMcCullough]

Postmaster General is a lifetime appointment position like the Chair of the Federal Reserve or the Supreme Court. It stopped being a cabinet position in the 1980s when the Post Office went from public to semi private

[@cutwrist]

asking where the money from the ioc goes is like asking where the money from the un goes

[@_PeachSoda]

I'm glad Slime finally likes tomatoanus I suggested it to him in the discord like 2 years ago.

[@tylerbalazic4592]

Code lyoko reference is crazy

[@DarkBiCin]

5:25 - no offense. Aint no shot Ludwig gonna do anything beneficial as Sec of Transportation. Man trying to kick out Buttigieg oof.