The Only 90's SUPERMAN Movie - Caravan Of Garbage

[@McZwiers]

"Is this a kid's movie?" "It's certainly not good enough for adults." Best answer to that question

[@chazblank2717]

@VunderGuy okay I’ll bite... “filth” like what?

[@thebliss4616]

Not good for kids either

[@Anthony-pl2hk]

What the hell? I scrolled down and this exact part play in the video Woah

[@franchisefanatic4142]

It's not for kids

[@jeremiahalguire8231]

​@@Anthony-pl2hksame , just now lmao

[@hangoverreviews8898]

This movie combines my love of basketball and Superman. In the worst possible way.

[@tieuucanh8958]

XD

[@MrDman21]

It even has it's own version of Intergang.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Right? I fucking hate Shaq too cause I'm from San Antonio and he shit all over David Robinson during his career

[@jonothanthrace1530]

You should check out Superman, Inc. It's also got Superman and basketball but is apparently better in most aspects than Steel.

[@mrpalaces]

Watching this in 2024 because I'm binging the whole damn series. It's been pure gold since the beginning.

[@champo976]

Its interesting how the format of CoG has changed since the early movie episodes like this- this is basically just a quick synopsis of the plot of the movie with commentary (still very funny) and the newer ones have more BTS stuff, budget/box office, general trivia, impact on the industry, etc.

[@CalumRaasay]

I was just thinking that!

[@thewerewolff7248]

definitely got more structured as they started to find what they wanted the show to be.

[@CurlyWolf_]

Also, Maso is hosting this one. That's what stood out the most to me.

[@terryqokov6999]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@wcookiv]

I think you mean Green Trivia.

[@melonboi927]

Is it even superhuman strength? It's Shaquille O'Neal he probably actually just lift it up that wall

[@TheSonicShoe]

I was going to say, considering all the real world stories of much smaller people lifting incredibly heavy objects to save loved ones during an adrenaline rush, seeing a 7+ foot career soldier lifting a slab of rock that maybe weighed 300-400 pounds doesn't even sound superhuman, it sounds like the minimum expectation of his job requirement. Lol

[@benjaminjenkins394]

It’s actually a documentary. How do you guys not know this!?!?

[@Mitsoxfan]

It certainly looks like he made that 'suit'. So the documentary theory tracks.

[@jon_moncada]

I can't believe I forgot about Judd Nelson after the Breakfast Club specifically told me not to forget about him.

[@user-pt6nk1cv4z]

Omfg this comment is literal gold

[@JackDManheim]

Are you allowed to just “quit” the army? I feel like they are pretty particular about that two-week notice.

[@SpeedBoost]

How dare you! Shaq can quit anything he wants to!

[@BATCHARRO]

And I assume Shaq, as a member of the L.A. Lakers Research and Development part of the army, he's probably far enough into it he CAN just quit.

[@Deception975]

No, you can't just quit, lol. Once they get their claws into you, they don't want to let go.

[@nealeworthington4557]

@@Deception975 Lol! Can confirm. Currently trying to separate myself.

[@Deception975]

@@nealeworthington4557 I hope you have an easier time than I.

[@patasaurusrex2492]

John Henry Irons was my favorite of the “Supermen” from the Reign of Supermen saga. Hell I liked him more than than post coma mullet sporting black cat suit wearing Superman. But boy was 14 year old me disappointed when I finally convinced mom and dad to rent this disasterpiece.

[@andrewanastasovski1609]

I liked Steel too. I also liked that guy who went around wearing the Superman t-shirt, and giving sandwiches to homeless people after Supes died. I like the everyday hero types.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

@@andrewanastasovski1609 Bibbo?

[@brucesimmons5517]

I hope you're now watching Superman and Lois and enjoying it.

[@PainMonkey]

He calls up The General and he's like "Yo, general, you got a great low rate I can get online?"

[@Vigilante9033]

There is literally nothing funnier in the world than Kiss From A Rose playing while the camera zooms in on Jim Carrey as The Riddler

[@KevWebsz]

What kinda metal is that? ....Steel lmaoo

[@skilledwarman]

KevWebsz you could just hear the "you bloody dumbass" in Mason's tone there.

[@lastlife0726]

I mean... fair question if you think about how in the movies Iron man is made of a gold titanium alloy.

[@MightyMurloc]

Maso's extra deep "NoooOOooo" every time he impersonates Shaq is STILL hilarious

[@N3RDReal]

still waiting for 2teel

[@maxhydekyle2425]

With LeBron?

[@buffyoda3420]

@N3RD and STE3L

[@nathanl6401]

Stee1, 2teel, St3el, S4eel, and 5teel

[@eduardogabriel1999]

when we're introduced to her mother, I thought it was a forgotten sitcom staring Shaq

[@calebpogue8532]

The most unrealistic part of this movie is that a 7'3 500 lb black guy can destroy a public phone in Los Angeles in the 1990s and not get immediately shot.

[@Rejukem]

HE'S GOT A WEAPON!

[@titanessse]

Caleb Pogue too real

[@kylemagaro231]

If you're that tall people assume you're in the nba so they're not taking that risk. Also that's fucking annoying.

[@omarschank]

hes only 7'1" and 300 lbs and right its cuz hes a nba star lmao

[@anthonynegron]

Jesus Christ lmao

[@dus10Bish0p]

“She’s lost her spark?” Lol

[@samuelperezgarcia]

I feel like that joke deserved more recognition. xD

[@DarkKnightBatman420]

Its about time someone brought this film's relation to the Superman franchise up. Steel was even in the animated series.

[@justincoleman3805]

It’s always brought up. Except of course in the movie.

[@Arandomfigure]

"Sometimes people can just be friends. That's okay." Say what you want, James. I'm still heartbroken over how you and Maso are in relationships, but not with each other.

[@petermarquez949]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jorgealbertozunigalopez4726]

Gyhhgg

[@rbgg2010]

Hey! That mugger is John Hawkes...he's actually a pretty good actor.

[@StewartFletcher]

Love him in Deadwood and Winter's Bone

[@MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

That's 25 mins of my life I'm never getting back. Which is less than the movie, thank God.

[@bavtie1]

DC does like their crippled sidekicks...

[@wazgod6306]

I'd say they like their sidekicks crippled

[@jonathancampbell7798]

Name 5. Excluding Oracle

[@DrFranklynAnderson]

Jonathan Campbell Freddy Freeman, Cassandra Cain (originally mute), Deathstroke’s son Jericho, Cyborg (not technically a sidekick himself but on the Teen Titans anyway), and Oracle’s sidekick Proxy. 🤓♿️

[@l_rob420]

DrFranklynAnderson And Jason was pretty disabled in that warehouse filled with explosives.

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

@@l_rob420 Is death a disability? In that case we can include every Black Lantern.

[@paulonhisphone]

12:19 "this series of caravan of garbage is brought to you by... crate of garbage."

[@bluesdjben]

I feel like we needed a little more time on that souffle sub-plot.

[@RileyDia]

I was hoping to get a rise out of it but it fell flat

[@bluesdjben]

@@RileyDia Don't egg me on.

[@alexhamel-snapp5390]

Shaq is currently 7'1" and the height limit for the US Army is 6'8"

[@lucagorosito3715]

The US Army has a height limit?

[@T0xXx1k]

@@lucagorosito3715 that is also surprising to me. I figured there might be a height requirement & I know they have height/weight brackets but I didn't think you could be *too* tall 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🧡 🦇

[@katieholland4244]

Wasnt aware you can be too tall for the army

[@donaldo141194]

@@katieholland4244 I heard André the giant couldn't get into the (French) army due to his size, apparently the (French) army didn't want to spend money on a bigger uniform, probably the same for US army, they probably have standard uniform sizes, equipment and that sort of stuff so they don't want someone big that requires special uniforms/equipment/bed

[@MissMisnomer_]

Related but in a different way: my Dad is Canadian and tried to join the Air Force as a fighter pilot when he was a young man but was denied because he was 6'3" but only weighed like, 130lbs, so he was deemed too lightweight for his height bracket to qualify. He could have been a pilot for a transport plane or something but he wasn't about that life, so instead he applied to work on planes for Boeing and did that for 5 years.

[@fury5500]

That part where he missed the shot reminds heavily of the justice league cartoon where there's funk music playing in the background John Stewart passes by a basketball court and a kid asks him to pass the ball, so he attempts to throw it through the hoop and misses.

[@DeSardet46]

Probably in reference to this.

[@seanclifford6354]

Baires 456 I think it was a reference to how shit shaq was at free throws haha

[@stepheneaton4978]

"African American and French cooking" Did the writers reinvent Cajun food?

[@HellaCalifornia]

I have the "hey Siri" function enabled on my phone and this video triggers it at 12:20 every time lol.

[@SpeedBoost]

"I want that juicy Shaq meat!"

[@johnwerner69]

Do we see his sweaty ballsack?

[@SpeedBoost]

Shaq is a walking talking sweaty ballsack ... so yes, yes we did.

[@DallasTechie]

Shaq is one fugly dude

[@dinkbot]

"Every bite is so dense, it has so much going on"

[@roach9397]

That Shaq meat is stylistically designed to be juicy and you can't undo that, but you can diminish the effects of it.

[@GarrettZa]

Watching this again in 2019 after LootCrate went under

[@alqu6375]

I rewatch these all time. :D

[@Gcannoli1837]

these 20 minute mini podcasts are perfect. not too long, not too short but just as funny

[@chrisknight5699]

I always thought Judd Nelson looks like he's related to the Sheens. Charlie and Martin..seriously Look at his eyes a manorisiums

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

5:45 That's funny, I actually know Ray-J from signing some of Maso's paychecks 😂

[@mrsundaymovies]

Quick question, yes or no or just some background music? Still sorting out the format. Thanks for watching! Also this is edited by Dylan, check him out here: twitter.com/AuramAlexander.

[@danvocals123]

I think the format is really solid. These really stand out from your other content

[@carloszavala5080]

hell yeah!

[@JakeRaven1970]

Love this format. It keeps the format and the anarchy of the Podcast, but, like, for your eyes. Thoroughly enjoyed this, gents! Hope it takes off.

[@zanetruesdale8336]

Please no. I don't think I could stand watching if there was background music. I love the videos the way they are. Peace and love from England. Quack :)

[@inatinybox7210]

I bloody love it mate

[@zacharysnyder2520]

The world relies on a Shaq free throw. Fuckkkkk

[@theincrediblewolverine1364]

So this movie is basically about a dalek and a cyberman doing good

[@MemesbyWill]

MAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! LOL

[@zach4768]

Not really

[@carlosdupimjr]

The fact that the villain uses a "sonic" device just further improves your theory.

[@WindyREDPanda]

@@zach4768 Oi don't did the Sonic!

[@jjjjustin2924]

"theres ghosts in the house" LMFAO

[@dickskinthin9192]

Believe it or not, the actress who plays Shaq's grandma, Irma P. Hall, is still working at the age of 86.

[@tommymc3526]

and your banter is always gold, they need to give you a radio spot on Triple J or something

[@caesumcrimson6381]

This is the funniest thing ever, please more Nick Mason and your banter and more kind of movie reviews / narrations. Maybe do Batman Forever next or like Star Wars related onesss??? or Catwoamn?

[@RRRRRRP]

All your wishes have been fulfilled

[@sjshoker]

I remember watching this and Kazaam on tv as a kid and loving it. Of course, as a huge Shaq fan, and being a youngster I wasn't the most objective viewer.

[@alqu6375]

That final part with Sparky is really cute though. 😭

[@merritmelancon]

i always thought that judd nelson was the poor man's robert downey jr.

[@somerandolad]

I've yet to see him make a comeback.

[@alexmichalski7559]

I loved this so much it's a really good idea, and you should definitely do more and put them on KZbin. Also maybe you could do one for The Phantom? it's hilariously bad, but also kind of charming.

[@bongobingo3967]

Your profile pic gave me nightmares

[@alexmichalski7559]

I deeply apologise

[@MrRoderickvonn]

K

[@steevrawjers]

true charming

[@BennyCo.Skateboard]

Are still watching the channel to see your hopes finally come together?

[@iLLiCiT_XL]

“It’s not even a clicky clicky”. 😂

[@buttsniffjackwagon1]

i got way to excited when kiss from a rose started playing XD

[@thetramp123]

The most powerful weapons, AS SEEN ON TV!

[@jacobchancellor4139]

You know I've seen this quite a few times and I never noticed the background music

[@jeebuschristos8423]

Wait a minute... did Marvel steal the bank robbery from Steel for Spiderman: Homecoming?!?!?

[@brendanokeeffe220]

13:18 the mugger is played by Academy Awards Nominee, John Hawkes!.

[@HunterSlayer2727]

0:56 for the start of the best joke in this, Batman Forever is forever. 😂

[@seanstrange459]

Bayyybeaaaaa

[@TheGlenguidotti]

7:32 random wheelchair dude fired out of the hum

[@jobiggle4039]

Freaking love these, keep up the great work guys!

[@brendondellinger355]

18:55 My favorite part XD

[@MessiahVP]

They should do a video on Darkman (the Liam Neeson movie

[@justincoleman3805]

But Darkman is awesome. The sequels (without Neeson) were horrible though.

[@darkscorpionomega]

Can we get a Steel reboot now

[@neontime8507]

Steel cant carry a movie

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

*No.*

[@darkscorpionomega]

NeonTime If you believe that you know very very little about the character

[@neontime8507]

+DarkScorpionOmega wrong

[@SuperShanko]

You know what, yea, it would actually be kind of neat, even if he were in that Rhodey, never going to fly solo kind of deal. They could be easily had him as a former STAR/Lex Corp dude like "yea, I didn't have hard feelings against Superman, and since he died to save us, perhaps I too use my super genius to pay homage to him and protect Metropolis as best I can" before..... You know, Batman is like "That's cute, but really, wanna join us or whatever? Experience has told me you need more than a fancy metal suit to fight these metafuckers"

[@road_king_dude]

These videos have been great keep this formula going guys

[@cslack813]

Interesting how the weapon slider for intensity or whatever goes from yellow to green to red. Why would the optimal intensity be right next to the blow everything up level? Not another flaw in their “non-lethal weapons”

[@mostlymattmostly6424]

someone has probably already pointed this out given the age of the video, but i love that sparky accidentally shoots steel twice during the hammer scene on the podium and he looks more amused than annoyed that his best friend just shot him twice. cute shit should have had a romance.

[@jmace2424]

Most unbelievable part of this movie: Shaq makes a free throw under pressure. The fact that it is a grenade is completely irrelevant and believable. 🤣

[@FishtownRec]

That “YESS” at 17:39 scared the shit out of me hahaha

[@playgroundchooser]

I already love the Caravan of Garbage.

[@annonymous7286]

I really hope they cover Kazaam one day, possibly alongside the release of Shazam 2?

[@FilthyGringo]

The guys who high five when he carries her out. Brilliant.

[@dumbcrambo1265]

It may be the slowest action sequence of all time, but that move at 8:18 where he grabs that bar and flips himself down is awesome.

[@sorcerersupreme6078]

I do find it refreshing when maso takes charge and talks more than james and talk to him about a thing rather than being on the opposite side of that conversation

[@voidspace2010]

I feel I should buy this now, it'll go nicely in my collection between the spawn movie and swamp thing films

[@OrphanHart]

Spawn was decent

[@voidspace2010]

swamp things better than spawn

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

interestingly you just reminded me that Steel and Spawn together make up more than 20% of the entirety of the black person-led superhero movie genre. There are nine of them. Throw in Catwoman and you have a full third.

[@Njoydancing]

Has the Mandela Effect made y'all forget the BLADE is also black???

[@voidspace2010]

I know Blade's black, I have the trilogy

[@Joe321Joe]

Man, these retelling are the best. You have a great chemistry together. Share more of your collaboration stuff on KZbin. Try to move the channel there!

[@NoOne-dj6rk]

They have a podcast every week...

[@Joe321Joe]

I know. I listen to it from time to time but honestly don't have time for the whole podcast everytime. But my main thought was that their podcast probably doesn't reach that much people as KZbin does.

[@NoOne-dj6rk]

Joe321Joe Most of the videos that have both of them is audio pulled straight from the podcast and I usually listen to their podcast while I'm doing things and whenever I get done I just save the rest for another time.

[@germtime]

"he lumbers" lol

[@chadpowerthrust]

Bahahaha what is that whistle-ey tune they play when they talk about the subplots/expo. I dunno why, but it KILLS ME. I LOVE these guys.

[@cynicalstew6563]

More of this! I don't know why I love listening to people talk about bad movies so much, but this was awesome.

[@dudepool7530]

Evey time I pass by this in my suggestions I go "wtf, how did I miss a Superman movie in the 90's?!" then I remember that Shaq is his biggest fan lmao.

[@crt1477]

Coming Summer 2019: STEEL 2: The Revenge of Justice

[@generalkenobi7873]

#MulletForSuperman ^^

[@shyamalarye7581]

I've been refreshing my browser to see if a new episode is up and it is!! Here we goooo!

[@dr.loomis4221]

11:11 His eyebrow acting is 10/10

[@theflash1658]

You guys are hilarious, well done keep it up. :)

[@comatoasted82]

I've been rewatching the DC graveyard and you kept bringing up this gem. So I had to watch this one. I was not disappointed. Thank you for the call backs to this episode.

[@ClinicalAnatomyExplained]

22:21 Ready when you are Sergeant Pembry.

[@BennyCo.Skateboard]

James starting to talk about what the armor is made of will never not crack me up.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Fun fact: you can’t legally enlist in the army if you’re over 6’8” (I’m assuming for logistical reasons. If you’re over 2 meters tall, you’re officially a liability or something), so Shaq couldn’t have been in the army. Continuity is broken.

[@oceanflute6245]

I almost forgot I had this on my watch later list. So glad I finally got a chance to watch it, pretty funny stuff. I look forward to the next one.

[@masterdomi5017]

If The Rock wasn't Black Adam, i'd say he should be a proper Steel

[@joshuafannin1623]

New to the channel love y’all THANKYOU 😂 couldn’t stop laughing when seal started playing

[@eugenev5294]

This movie will "steal" your heart :D

[@jaredbezes7806]

20:27 gotta be the worst grenade ever made if you can have a full on conversation and plan on what to do with it before it explodes.

[@asgardiangod23]

its 1:40am here in California, I just got home from work... only to find this?!?..hell yessss I say hell.. yes!

[@amari8439]

GREAT VID as usual, but i could go without the constant music in the backround

[@Cupcub71]

The odd thing about Steel, is it is essentially the same plot as Iron Man. Weapons designer invents cool new weapon. During a field test something goes horribly wrong, and in the aftermath of that, our hero decides to hang up his weapons designing gig. But when he sees bad things happening he builds a suit of Armor to combat them. But his former weapons building partner happens to be the big bad who he has to defeat.

[@calebdehart6651]

No way, Steel MAYBE takes some inspiration from Big Wheel or Kite Man but Iron Man? I don't see it, good try though.

[@likhan.ghosh.]

You missed the finger-wagging bit. Pure comedy gold

[@markadam7138]

6:29 Is that greasy Toby Jones?

[@Meme033094]

Saw this like once when I was like five and thought it was the greatest movie ever boy was I wrong

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

The hammer has a switch on it to make it return to Steel but the switch is on the hammer... The hammer you have to be holding to operate the switch... I'm not sure but I have a feeling there's a flaw in its design somewhere

[@thomaspetch995]

I would love a remake of this Caravan of Garbage with the modern formula

[@Link0304]

That was AMAZING!!! I love this new series!

[@mitchpassingham9976]

THE ONLY KZbin CHANNEL I FOUND MYSELF LAUGHING LIKE I'M ACTUALLY SITTING WITH YOU'S 😂😂 fucking wicked podcast boys!

[@josiaharaki7310]

You know what Shaq looks like? The redesign of Bible-man without color...

[@edmusto9622]

These are great coz i dont have to watch the movie

[@rastaoneeye]

Holy shi, the one extra ( the black guy who’s in the office was one of the werewolves in underworld. Actors name is Kevin Grevioux he played Raze. He plays Singer in Man of Steel 1997. He’s also the henchman that throws the grenade.

[@LRCh_]

I love "only Mason has seen this" episodes, they're so extra

[@tobleronetube3686]

Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs

[@masteroogway190]

Well I'll be dipped in breadcrumbs and rolled in shit

[@benjaminp.771]

Well I'll be shit in dip and breaded in rollcrumbs

[@alqu6375]

Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs.

[@user-rj4pq7lm1n]

Well I’ll roll in dip and shit in breadcrumbs