The ONLY good thing about FACEBOOK (Rate My Plate)

[@jamesorjenga]

When you said you ate chips harder than marley13 didnay hink you meant at hame.

[@thoughtoflegend1761]

1st reply? what

[@henrymbi]

The fish finger wrote a suicide note 😂, please do this type of video again

[@leahthomson821]

Part 2? This is the funniest video I’ve seen in ages. I’d gladly watch more like it. In fact, I’m off too see what Facebook is up to and see if Carol C is still alive and kicking 😂

[@erinconaghan3570]

Leah the Swimmer I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

[@ABLETONSTUFFANDBITS]

part 2 !!!! it's needed. fuck me them dinners look like Guantanamo bay meals.

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz7477]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in ages

[@JackQueen]

I didn't realise Batchy you we're a divorced Dad with two kids one strongbow away from an asbo! There is so much you can learn from a man's plate.

[@ninjasbestfriend6964]

Yer dinner still looks better than your hairline

[@jorjag1515]

Batchy is honestly the funniest Scottish youtuber

[@jontaylor8270]

A no

[@piparoni4842]

@@jontaylor8270 you sir are a legend

[@sunnyjim1355]

Nah, Limmy is... that's why he even got a BBC series. Batchy is not being funny here... he's just reading out other people's funny comments. You're not very bright, are you.

[@jamesring3319]

@@sunnyjim1355 f off, he made the video and it was funny and he does tons of videos where he is funny by himself so if u don't like him what are u doing watching his stuff and taking time out your day to post.

[@lozzamacca5775]

8:43 even ImAllexx would stay away fae that bath water

[@JimboP_]

aha aye ano

[@AngusMac_]

Yes good an experienced KZbin watcher

[@Rydo416]

“She picked up the shoppin list and mistakes it fir the recipe” So fuckin true mate 😂

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

"I bet you sit in the tv and watch the sofa"

[@druss841]

Another banger of a video really brightens up ma day watching them keep em coming

[@robertbrookes2000]

Genuinely had me in tears. I've followed the Rate my Plate page for a while, but I'm surprised I hadn't seen this video till now.

[@joshimitsu96]

Did you prepare it while on a rollercoaster...gold indeed!!

[@chrismcpartlin1484]

Just came across this. I truly collapsed under the desk laughing. Well done! Love it.

[@sophmac11]

I was just scrolling through it and I saw you posted and went .. ok I'll see what it is .. fucking hell😂😂😂

[@andrewbell7579]

“ I’ve never seen so many smiley faces at a cremation “ and “ Morgan freeman’s finger “ were my favs.

[@99fruitbat]

I have to find that Facebook page 😂🤣🤣🤣 Many thanks for the video Batchy !

[@ellslove5317]

Make a pt2 , this is the best thing av seen in a while

[@AngusMac_]

This is one of the funniest videos on your channel and dare I say KZbin. What do we want?! Part 2! When do we want it?! Same time next week would be good.

[@noddy5789]

Happening Batchy just to let you know I’m writing my essay on you 😂😂😂

[@FrankthelondonGamer]

I’m dying please do more of these!!

[@asneakygranny7732]

This was class pal. Dae more ae these

[@callmechavs]

In hospital the now thanks for making my day batchy

[@britishbirdie9113]

The amount of yorkshire puddings on carol’s plate, like mate what ya doing with ya life? WHO HAS THAT MANY YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS IN ONE MEAL?!?!

[@lisacooper272]

OMG that's was class, absolutely hilarious youl need to do more like this 😂😂

[@Spoocked]

This is an amazing video u should do a part two this is hillarious

[@JamieVauxnut1]

5:05 when your mates a teuchter but doesn't know it and trys to do an impression of a teuchter but its just his own voice 😂😂😂😂

[@brizothedegenerate983]

Batchy Im a big fan I’ve been watching your videos for about 5 months and you are one of my favourite KZbinrs

[@JWW-bj1sp]

I lost it at Morgan Freeman’s finger 😂

[@jamesring3319]

that's the funniest KZbin video I've watched in a long long time, hilarious stuff mate

[@sharazjeck3928]

That was honestly the funniest hing I’ve seen in ages 😂 more of these mate 👌

[@n2ogaming163]

But really just imagine what did the poor fish finger write in that paper probably bring me back to birds eye 😂😂

[@thehendo5824]

The best Gordon Ramsay quote. “This squid is so raw I can hear it telling Spongebob to FUCK OFF!”

[@eirokirimina7207]

I was laughing so hard I started coughing and almost spewed all over ma fucking bed

[@proudpict2057]

That was gold! I’ve not laughed like that for ages!!! 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@Shortyland05]

you need to do more of these

[@590Gaming-j8c]

This was the best thing I've seen all year

[@ukuzzzgames5901]

I love this channel because it purely full of people that I understand lol

[@glittersunflower9460]

watching this eating pasta and banana and thank you carol c for the meal ideas if gordan ramsey saw this site the swear jar would be full at the end of the VT

[@hairyfollicles4862]

Only found u today and I’ve already watched half of your videos😂

[@andrewlindsay3900]

Loads a belters in this video mate! Like buying a brand new Range Rover and having it delivered by Prince Phillip! I’m still dying! Speaking of... Your dinner; you pray AFTER you eat!

[@itserinwatson2617]

I’m sitting here in absolute stiches and ma sisters just like ‘Wit the actual fuck’

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

"ive never had sweet corn" "it comes out in your shite" "aahhhhhh fuck sweet corn"

[@stevenmoran1525]

Batchy that was HILARIOUS!!! Thanks

[@tavio9090]

“To mop up? that needs put in the bin”

[@johnross5765]

Your plate looks like you started off with a cook book and said fuck it half way through and slung micro chips into the wave

[@hahataylor7662]

Haha pleased my dinner made it..loving the channel

[@faeryb0mb]

Batchy you should submit the cheesy pasta song to the group. CHEESY PASTA!

[@mitchelldowie3309]

2:36 those chips are as plane as Casper on a night out

[@seanmcnab4449]

Thanks for hearting some of my comments on videos batchy you da best

[@bp_21]

Love from India! I subscribed to your channel only to listen to your accent! 😍

[@aismq6773]

Ya know it’s funny when yer stomach hurts from laughing

[@halley3929]

The dish looks like a murdered swan😂😂😂

[@Rydo416]

Mmm my favourite

[@gordonjeffrey231076]

Found this site a week ago on FB. Bloody love it!!!!!

[@SaintsAwayOllie]

Obviously put in 100 x the effort you normally would with that dish, knowing everyone would judge you hahaha

[@BatchyGaming]

I didnt cook it haha. Ma wife did

[@iandorans2763]

When somebody’s in the toilet so ye have tae shite on a plate 😂

[@jjmir3565]

Love the Scottish banter, and after watching this one feel better about my cooking 😂

[@pinki6162]

Deffo need a part 2 😂

[@nicollemary3164]

Grants laugh is about as good as Carols eggs.

[@dulanyclements5508]

I plan to visit Edinburgh but after seeing "Rate My Plate" I've decided to bring my own food.

[@josuabrown]

The commentary is excellent as always.

[@mrblags1]

Laughed so much I've hurt my fuckin' rib.

[@andrewbell7579]

Genuinely doubled over wae laughter thanks for the heads up I know where to get a laugh now lol.

[@dunbass7149]

Getting close to 100,000

[@dunbass7149]

Here thanks there mate for that

[@queensakindofmagicc5281]

Reminds me of the time my mum was looking through the second hand selling page, when she found a mattress that had a piss stain in the middle. I told her to comment a picture of ‘Dry Nights’ that we saw someone else selling, and caption it “Think you might need these, mate.” The lad responded with “Thanks for the concern, but I’m alright.” The other comments were bloody hilarious 😂

[@benmathieson7742]

Do another, I actually laughed so hard!

[@laurax9140]

There’s another wan called rate ma take away and it’s amazing mate 🤣

[@crazypanda2863]

Carol C. My saviour 🙏🏻

[@carahasbobux1229]

😂😂😂

[@JaixBlud]

Jesus I haven’t laughed like this in ages, please do more of these! Fucking quality hahahah

[@sophiemcsloy6845]

with every fiber in my bean ahahahah

[@robertdobbo3683]

Love the ranting 😂😂😂🤣

[@druidwulf]

Haven't laughed as hard or as much. Do more of these

[@elliottfraser3317]

That laugh is something to remember

[@Rydo416]

6:09 it looks like somebody just closed their eyes when they were looking in the freezer.

[@stiofanofirghil1916]

Never in all these years, has anyone told me anything good about Facebook that I'd want to download it, but this just might be the thing?! Damn you Batchy!! 😂 😂 😂 😉👍

[@cosygla]

One of your funniest videos mate, Grant is hilarious 😂

[@MaverickBaking]

The comment about "sosig" sounding Aberdonian is depressingly accurate.

[@yerda860]

Chips oot farm foods lol looks like batchy good vid pal

[@callumrae5769]

“You ain’t spoken to in 10 years” what if yer da havni been in school for 40 year

[@rrushford5123]

Just watched your mate Grant's channel. The 2020 & the buckfast video's? Thather him than me?

[@kierranmccabe6513]

Batchy- " I've got to watch my weight it's fitness February after all" puts some vegetables on a plate of unhealthy chips and fried chicken "that'll do"

[@cocobenja]

Yer video is class notifications on for more class vids

[@ryanslee2799]

I’m begging u to do another one of these

[@dannygibson1419]

Did Ur misses have diorrea and scraped it onto a plate Love the vids make more often

[@PolythenePam0451]

6:42 nah fuck off thats my chemistry teacher LMAO

[@daiseysthebaby6071]

I laughed so hard I think I woke up my neighbors! Who cares...Batchy's f*cking hysterical.

[@charissecoal]

The corn kernel outer layer is made of cellulose so usually won’t be digested by the time it reaches the off ramp

[@aldi3369]

Pls do more of this it's sooo funny😂😂😂

[@esb618]

please do another one of these

[@johnd524]

That angle thing sounds like something people used to broadcast message on blackberry messenger all the time.

[@Luketradesforex]

Mate do more of these 😅 fukin priceless mate

[@CyberHunter-mh5ws]

Haha fish finger left a suicide note ya belter

[@electricsh4rk797]

Batchy: Who eats Brussels sprouts full stop. Me: slowly backs away

[@itsava_dollx7937]

Is it just me or is Mince and tatties the bestttttt btw I love your videos I always end up laughing so hard 👍👍👍😂

[@piparoni4842]

I havent had it in years like I did go down town to get some fish and chips tho

[@creemcg.equestrian1269]

U r like the funniest Scottish KZbinr ever

[@RickCarr65]

Damn that was funny. I don't usually laugh out loud at KZbin videos but I did at this one the whole way through. Hilarious.

[@rivhik1513]

This is one of the best things I have ever seen

[@ThatBeardedGuy39]

haha im fucking howling XD quality... yae deffo need tae make another one of these about rate my plate.

[@albedosupremacy9347]

When ma friends ask me to join facebook I tell them tae take a hike 👌🏻

[@trgggggg3693]

FUCKING HILARIOUS haven’t laughed watching a YT that hard in a while. Really hope you de more tbh, keep it up !!!