Here's a Greamer: www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/4378385-greamer
@oddvar45789 ай бұрын
Yay
@benthomason33079 ай бұрын
As an avid homebrewer myself, it was really fun watching someone go about it with a completely different thought process. The way I go about it is "Okay, so I've got this mad scientist fleshcrafter demon lord who was inspired by artificers from Ebberson to take up robotics and turn himself into a cyborg... he'd probably be very interested in the process of building Warforged. So he's stolen the info needed to build a warforged creation forge, but there's no lore on how a thinking soul is infused into the warforged body. He already owns a section of the afterlife though, he could probably just stuff them with would-be demon souls, which I guess would make them demons and robots at the same time. So he's bolstered his forces with robo demons... the other demon lords will probably think that's cool as Baator and want some of their own. He could probably make quite a profit selling these things to other demon lords as mercenaries or slaves or whatever. His customers probably won't pay money for robo demons that do things their regular forces can already do, so he'd probably have to design them to fill combat roles that don't exist within the typical demon lineup... I don't see a long-range demon here, I design a scoripon robot with a naval cannon on it's tail. I don't see a wizard demon, I'll design a wizard robot that can fly and cast magic missile at-will. The demons don't seem to have an answer to the devils' Hellfire engine, I'll design my own. I'll make it a minotaur-centaur-warforged-thing that's a steamroller from the waist down" (btw if anyone wants the stats for any of the monsters I've described here, here's my google doc: docs.google.com/document/d/1YitD0F1LYGr1iE46CxyUABE-3D0fjQElaMcsGJ1O4Vk/edit?pli=1 )
@dinobuckwell29999 ай бұрын
for some reason this reminded me of something from Mordenkainens Fiendish Folio, which i'd love to see a take on, since it has some of the most interesting creatures I've ever seen in it
@dubuyajay99649 ай бұрын
Yeah, about the Ultraman thing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnS9nqyvbbqAi9Esi=oNxJeBKNvPkMG4oF
@hebegebe119 ай бұрын
I've never needed anything more in my life than this greamer stat block. Thank you.
@smilemore74319 ай бұрын
I assumed the size of the toys compared to minis would be the size of the monsters. Following this logic I was horrified seeing the rubber chicken. 70 foot tall screeching horror who could eat your barbarian.
@bskec21779 ай бұрын
It's amazing that the mental image of a giant one was so horrific, but as soon as he said 1 ft tall, it became cute.
@samuelcacnio95489 ай бұрын
@@bskec2177 went straight back to horror for me when he said the pack size was 15-30
@bskec21779 ай бұрын
@@samuelcacnio9548 I went straight to wondering if they were edible.
@giladpellaeon16919 ай бұрын
@@bskec2177 I've played a character that actively found out whether dungeon monsters were edible, had to make a lot of Con saves but the dice seemed to like me for that campaign.
@bskec21779 ай бұрын
@@giladpellaeon1691 I once played a dwarf that would mumble things like "hmmm kobolds. Serve with beer, tastes like chicken...."
@dragontrainerzero9 ай бұрын
Ran a little long? I could watch an hour long video of you taking janky ass toys and turning them into D&D monsters, I loved this video.
@thosebloodybadgers84999 ай бұрын
Genuinely a fantastic exercise in game design and worldbuilding
@changingpeopleslivesmoon29939 ай бұрын
Why did You stop posting
@revthescatman1379 ай бұрын
This
@dragontrainerzero9 ай бұрын
@@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993 who?
@changingpeopleslivesmoon29939 ай бұрын
@@dragontrainerzero you
@FaeQueenCory9 ай бұрын
That "lavaback lizard" is 100% dimetrodon. An extinct stem mammal.
@pablito-e9 ай бұрын
And the monster is scientifically accurate, in a way
@benthomason33079 ай бұрын
to translate from nerdspeak, "steam mammal" basically means it's a proto-mammal, the same way dinosaurs like T Rex are proto-birds. It's honestly quite shocking Runesmith's never seen one before, this thing is one of the most famous extinct animals of all time.
@atomicbuttocks9 ай бұрын
i thought dimetradon was a theraspid, or theyre the same thing and im slowly losing my dino knowledge
@AlysIThink1019 ай бұрын
Dimetrodons were not mammals, though they were closer related to Mammals than they were to Dinosaurs.
@AlysIThink1019 ай бұрын
@@benthomason3307 I'm sorry but T. Rex were not proto-Birds, proto-Birds where certain Dinosaurs that looked incredibly similar to Birds and were closely related to them but were not Birds, T. Rexes as well as not looking much like Birds, were also only distant relatives of them, by the time the first T. Rex was born the branch of the evolutionary tree that that would produce them had split from the one that would produce Birds tens of millions of years ago (If I remember correctly over 100 million years ago but it could be much more, or as little as 60.) To be clear it is not your fault for not knowing this, the amount of knowledge you showed in that comment puts you well above the level of most people.
@Dudeman7159 ай бұрын
The Greamers are the best part of the video
@noahmellemstrand47569 ай бұрын
I need a stat block for them yesterday lmao
@claybournewhite46809 ай бұрын
Genius. I've already stolen them for my next session.
@SharpsGamer9 ай бұрын
The chickens got me thinking big things.
@thelonesage31469 ай бұрын
Chicken Rider?
@brianmoyachiuz9059 ай бұрын
Okay I love this idea where you go buy cheap toy and make a creature out of it, that should totally be a D&D challenge maybe it should work with cheap action figures too like weapons or something
@nigeltucker42029 ай бұрын
Do I smell a new creature book? Wait, that could possibly be the Stinkspark.... *looks around nervously and grabs fire extinguisher*
@ShouldaWoulda9 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpW1o6mka6xneNUsi=boFgKtlKgWWN_Sxv This guy made a video kind of similar to your idea
@MonkeyJedi999 ай бұрын
At a dollar-ish store, I found a "tube of insects" and it included two giant centipedes that were only a paint touch-up away from carrion crawlers. The butterflies in the tube were given to a friend's kid. - If you are not a slave to perfect scale, you can get a lot of 'set dressing' animals at a dollar-ish store for very cheap compared to buying gaming minis. Our table now has something like 30 horses, two oxen, three sheep, dogs/wolves and a giraffe we'll likely never use, for less than $8 and a few hours of repainting. - Oh, priming them is CRUCIAL! I used rattle-can primer, spraying outdoors.
@samiamrg72 ай бұрын
Maybe you could use the Giraffe as a bootleg Kirin like Chinese traders did in the Middle Ages.
@MonkeyJedi992 ай бұрын
@@samiamrg7 Neat idea that has inspired another idea as well, I could just invent the stats for a creature that just happens to work with the giraffe "under a new paintjob".
@Daktangle9 ай бұрын
The Owlbear proto "mini" absolutely looks like a Japanese Kappa, so knockoff Ultraman figures sounds plausible. And the spiny reptile is a dimetrodon, one of us mammals' ancestors!
@dubuyajay99649 ай бұрын
Yeah, about that... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnS9nqyvbbqAi9Esi=oNxJeBKNvPkMG4oF
@countclackula73907 ай бұрын
And fun fact dimetrodon isnt a reptile
@emailzack21777 ай бұрын
@@countclackula7390 it's a synapsid a precursors to both reptiles and mammals
@ethanschenck97143 ай бұрын
Not an ancestor, but a relative!
@parkerdixon-word62959 ай бұрын
One of my favorite similar stories is that when Bioware were making Knights of the Old Republic, they were coming off of making Neverwinter Nights, and working in the same engine, so they had a bunch of d&d monster models just *available* but this was a Star Wars game, so they sort of weren't supposed to use them. They clearly ignored that, and when they wanted to make an evil sith Rancor monster called a Tarentatek, apparently they based the model on the Umber Hulk, which is really funny to me, because in-lore, those things are supposed to be *utterly horrifying* and the script works pretty hard to sell that, but then you lean that their model is based on a silly, dinky old monster that was originally a dime plastic toy Gary Gygax bought on a lark.
@JaredHight-g4e9 ай бұрын
As fun as that sounds I can’t unsee that now, it’s just an umber hulk with a different face.
@RynoG20039 ай бұрын
I have one of the bulette toys from the hand-me-down dinosaurs I got as a kid. It's great to see one of my favorite d&d creators talking about this part of d&d's history.
@ANAMEHASNOTBEENTAKE9 ай бұрын
I had one when I was younger. Now I wish I’d kept it!
@KamiKyojin9 ай бұрын
Same! The bulette, the owlbear and the grey-ish standing dino with abs and ear-frills!
@BlitzkriegBryce9 ай бұрын
Still have my bulette also, not sure why but I held onto it as a childhood momento.
@asafoetidajones81819 ай бұрын
The bulette Chinasaur is one of the most common and still being produced in HK. You'll see in included in cheap playsets there even today.
@tomkerruish29829 ай бұрын
In the late nineties, I bought my daughter a bag of plastic dinosaurs from a 98 cents store, and it included a rust monster.
@AmericanAurochs8 ай бұрын
I had one of those growing up!
@bingonight15047 ай бұрын
Now I need to find a video essay on the history of cheap plastic dinosaurs. I had a drawer full of em in the early 2000s and never considered that previous generations were buying similar but slightly different dinos
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2009 ай бұрын
Getting inspiration from your personal life is always fun. For example, I have a pet black rat snake and I collect its shed skin. And because the shed skin is partly transparent like a ghost, I have the idea of having spirits in my setting look like gentle, floating, halfway transparent snakes.
@thelakeguardian81889 ай бұрын
That's amazing. I'll be sure to add that to my Luigi's Mansion campaign.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2009 ай бұрын
@@thelakeguardian8188 go right ahead. I don’t own the copyright to shed snake skin.
@thelakeguardian81889 ай бұрын
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 As a fellow snake enthusiast, I thank you.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2009 ай бұрын
@@thelakeguardian8188 Not a problem.
@bingonight15047 ай бұрын
I have one of my corn snakes shed sitting on top of her enclosure right now and this is a good idea :0
@sartanawillpay79778 ай бұрын
Gary and crew also used various Marx Fort Apache Indian figures (with some trimming of parts) as trolls. They were 54mm and were the correct proportion against the 40mm Elastolin medieval figures they used for human sized troops. 1/72 Airfix Robin Hood figures became Hobbits. A 70mm Elastolin miniature was used as a giant.
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV9 ай бұрын
Runesmith: Sees a figure of one of the most dangerous herbivorous Dinosaurs ever. Runesmith: Hmm.... Pathetic. Yes.
@mystery10209 ай бұрын
I honestly love what you came up with the Greamers. I wanna try to fit them into my game now
@bingonight15047 ай бұрын
Especially the dump truck part
@Vrikrar9 ай бұрын
I HAD THAT PLASTIC RUST MONSTER as a kid, I loved that little thing. I don't know where or how I learned that it was a rust monster as a 6 year old in a rural canadian town, but at some point I did. I wonder if I still have it, I feel like I would have kept it in a box somewhere, now I have to go dig through some closets.
@Super_Unlucky_Rubber_Ducky9 ай бұрын
The Geyserspine/Lavastack Lizard thing is someone's attempt to make a dimetrodon toy. They're more closely related to mammals modern lizards, but they did run like an iguana. They predate dinosaurs and the largest were apex predators as big and heavy as a rhino with a skull as large as a human's torso lined with large serrated teeth. They just also happened to look really funny running with their entire body undulating side-to-side like a big lizard. The spine was probably used to help regulate their body temperature and also maybe attracting mates.
@zoe_w_draws9 ай бұрын
Came to the comments looking to see if anyone was talking about dimetrodon--not disappointed
@t_hetty17588 ай бұрын
Now I have the urge to get these toys but kitbashing and convert them up to make new monsters.
@shinkoryu149 ай бұрын
Lol the Bonbonne is an ankylosaurus. A very janky one, in keeping with the other dinosaurs, but it IS a real dino. Still very fun to learn that some of D&D's most classic monsters got their start as super cheap, janky plastic amalgams passing as toys, thank you for teaching me this important fact about the game's history.
@eightcoins44013 ай бұрын
They're not actually Dinosaurs. Its labelled that to avoid copyright infringement. They're all offbrand bootleg kaijus.
@westleyhurtgen42759 ай бұрын
"it ran a little long" not even 10 minutes. The history lesson at the beginning was really interesting.
@isaacgraff82889 ай бұрын
The assimilator is such a fun concept. Eats things, then goes and regurgitates soldier bois to kill things to feed their Father Factory.
@spoonyluv198 ай бұрын
star assimilator sounds pretty dope. I got a bit of inspiration from your army of dead video & pokemon where monsters that don't need to breath can be stored in extra dimensional boxes that look like old school cigarette cases.
@Blandco9 ай бұрын
I am going to do a video talking about the Toho monster that was the inspiration for the Owlbear toy! It's so great that all these monsters had humble origins.
@gamrr_NERD9 ай бұрын
OMG I’m a big Ultraman fan boy and after seeing some of my favorite pastime in a D&D video made me squeal with joy. Fun fact; I actually met the original suit actor for GOJIRA at G-fest.
@ClockworkOuroborous9 ай бұрын
Picking random stuff and using it to create new things for games is a lot of fun. I love filing 'filing the numbers off' and having something that the players are familiar with come as a complete surprise.
@jodymorgan28059 ай бұрын
Back in the 80s, I actually had a few of these, including the carrion crawler. No idea where it came from, but it was maybe 6 inches long, rubber with a wire running through it so it could kinda be posed. I can't say for sure if it was the toy that inspired the monster, or if the thing I had was made by TSR licensing their monsters.
@asafoetidajones81819 ай бұрын
TSR did license LJN to make a line of bendables which included a carrion crawler.
@voidtremor63299 ай бұрын
The greamer is by far the coolest idea for a monster I’ve head in a long time. I love it!
@therizinosauruscheloniform21629 ай бұрын
* The dimetradon/edaphosaurus (the one with the sail) is actually a synapsid and not a dinosaur at all, and more related to you and me than actual dinosaurs.
@idle_speculation9 ай бұрын
Probably Dimetrodon, I don’t see edaphosaurids being made into toys anymore than caseids or captorhinids.
@maaderllin8 ай бұрын
Came here to say this
@maromania79 ай бұрын
Always love hearing people talk about this, wonderful bit of history.
@Sanguivore8 ай бұрын
This is my favorite video by you yet! The segment at the end of designing monsters based off of the toys you found is so fun. I’d watch hours of just that!
@collins25099 ай бұрын
I always assumed the Purple Worm was a Dune ripoff.
@CrownofMischief9 ай бұрын
Could've been both, like they saw something that reminded them of the sandworms
@ZombieInvader9 ай бұрын
7:48 I’m pretty sure Synthoid is what I take for my hypothyroidism lol
@HobGungan8 ай бұрын
I actually had the Rust Monster one as a kid and never knew what the hell it was supposed to be, and then like 15 years later when I first got my 3.5 Monster Manual I found the Rust Monster page and it unlocked my memory of that weird bug toy I had and I wondered if I had somehow been given an original 1e Rust Mini.
@luidprand9 ай бұрын
I absolutely do this, except I use random Wikipedia articles. My favorite creation is the Great Depression, an obese Fey Lord that feeds on melancholy and runs a goth nightclub.
@owenslaughter94386 ай бұрын
Hey, So, this was like one of your best videos ever. I would love for this to be a regular thing on the channel. Cheers man and thank you for making videos that always put a smile on my face and make me feel a little better.
@snake6989 ай бұрын
As a spanish speaker, I never thought Laputa would be pronounced different than how I pronounce. I'm sorry but the spanish pronunciation is unbeatable here
@gabrielpardo42299 ай бұрын
"It's LaPuta!" "Damn bro, I know it's a monster but chill."
@velvet34969 ай бұрын
There is a YT channel called Blandco which revolves around dollar store items and restoring them for DnD etc. so for anyone on a budget that might be for them.
@Bluecho47 ай бұрын
One thing to remember when appropriating dollar store toys for your games is that you aren't obligated to use them as-is. You can chop off pieces of one toy and glue them to another. Maybe soak some toilet paper in watered down PVA glue (also found at the dollar store) for use as little robes. So you turn it into some kind of monster wizard or druid.
@yocean149 ай бұрын
I actually had one of those Prehistoric Animals pack of monsters growing up, bought in Arizona where my dad's from. There were some Bullete looking thing and rust monster looking thingie
@KamiKyojin9 ай бұрын
That was bizarre as all hell - we had that set of dinos when I was a kid! Never made the connection to the bulette before, but this was cooler than I'd ever thought. Thanks!
@Machamp-ps7wx9 ай бұрын
In the first session of a D&D campaign I was running for work friends, I had a bunch of rust monsters attacking the party and because I had a token of the same enemy logos except this one had a crown unlike the others that were just horned skulls, I decided to make one rust monster the “King Rust monster” and described it as golden with three pronged horned on its head forming a crown and I gave it the ability to cast lightening bolt from the crown, and gave it a health increase. I made the choice on the fly but figured if I couldn’t back and prep more I’d have given it the ability to regain health when it eats metal. Would love more ideas though.
@francisweller8392 ай бұрын
I’m a little mad at you not recognizing the dimetrodon, but I really love the last monster, the star simulator. And this was a really fun video. I’d love to see you apply this concept of something else again.
@briangoss80629 ай бұрын
I know some people call it a bullet but in one of the EARLY Monster Manuals it has a pronunciation guide in its description and they literally say to pronounce it boo-lay!
@martabachynsky85458 ай бұрын
I've always pronounced it "boo LET leh" I'm going to have to look at my old Monster Manual. ( I just love those illustrations in that book!).
@AW-sx8hm9 ай бұрын
The greamer is super cute and so is the weird dopey pseudochicken lol
@Coryn025 ай бұрын
That Wandering Village clip made me so happy to see.
@nicholaspokorny50587 ай бұрын
I once bought a pack of cheap dinosaurs from a dollar store. I needed them cause I was making a cookie recipie that said to use toy dinos to make footprints. My DnD group uses them as placeholders for various animals, like giant eagles and panthers.
@Kroeghe9 ай бұрын
I like that you picked the one with a big pink hole in the middle and called it an "ass-emulator". It's exactly that kind of creativity that I'm looking for on youtube
@Varnathin9 ай бұрын
I really like the idea of the Star Assimilator being some sort of like, sentient construct (like a Nautiloid in that they're aberrations that have to be... built? Grown? Idk) It could basically be the crux of an entire aberrant invasion. And rather than necessarily having to feed on various creatures and metabolize them the way we do, their "feeding" might actually be consuming the non-aberrant nature of their prey, then spitting them back out as aberrations. That brings into question whether or not flumphs are canonically Star Assimilator shit, but you know... that's D&D for you
@fighting.words.ma.library9 ай бұрын
Oh wow, I absolutely had those plastic toys!
@AugustusFGraham8 ай бұрын
I actually brought the "rust monster" home from my grandparent's house a few months ago specifically because I saw it and thought it looked like a rust monster. Crazy stuff.
@TKDragon759 ай бұрын
5:42 One of those is actually a synapsid or proto-mammal, which were around long before the dinosaurs even existed.
@videogollumer8 ай бұрын
Terry Kuntz was a friend of the Gygax family since teenhood. He and his brother, Robert, became regular members of Gary and Dave's play group along with Gary's son, Ernie.
@prideofclouds9 ай бұрын
I actually used to have the exact kinds of toys they used to inspire DnD. That's so rad especially considering I was born several decades after they made it.
@commanderblackheart58569 ай бұрын
The Star Assimilator is a really cool idea! I have to share this video with my group, and see what things we can come up with!
@richardmiller98839 ай бұрын
The toy packs weren't consistent. I got one with the bulette, rust monster, pterosaur, and a few dinosaurs--I guess a few years after Gary found his (and a few years before I discovered D&D).
@asafoetidajones81819 ай бұрын
The molds for most of them have been reused in literally hundreds of packages for decades; many are still in production. Meanwhile the owlbear one is crazy rare.
@richardmiller98839 ай бұрын
@@asafoetidajones8181 Yeah, wasn't in the one I got in the late 70s.
@giladpellaeon16919 ай бұрын
Used to work at a bookstore and saw an issue of a graphic design magazine with a cool robot/mech on the cover. I Photocopied that cover and used it as the description of a boos droid in a Star Wars: Saga Edition compaign.
@metaltornado34579 ай бұрын
4:29 As a kid, I owned a white and green version of that pteranodon/phoenix thing in the back. I used to pretend it was a Pokémon. Don't know where my parents got it.
@sordcooper29 ай бұрын
From what I understand the Umber Hulk was made by the brits in White Dwarf's Fiend Factory column back when Games Workshop (the warhammer guys) primarily made content for DnD. They endedup continuing to make the thing as a monster for Warhammer, and they still have an Umberhulk mini for their Necromunda game
@Strix1829 ай бұрын
Okay, but on the lavastack lizard... why DON'T we have more stem mammal monsters?? Only one I can think of in recent memory would be Odogaron from Monster Hunter World, which vaguely resembles a large Gorgonopsid (i.e. Inostrancevia). Everyone just refers to it as a dog, though, which is fair, it's pretty much in the name. But yeah, more of those!!!
@elishafollet53479 ай бұрын
Probably because most folks who aren't into archeology don't know what a stem animal is like me
@idle_speculation9 ай бұрын
Dinocephalians are an untapped goldmine of monster designs. I want to fight a dire Jonkeria in my D&D game.
@Edin_Bresha9 ай бұрын
This was awesome and I hope you do more videos making monsters with this gimmick.
@darinholm87959 ай бұрын
I had one of those rust monster toys as a kid and remember being mindblown while reading the monster manual that it was in there. Thought I had some licensed D&D toy
@Trivial_Whim9 ай бұрын
I got a bunch of my dad's toys from when he was a child because my grandmother kept them and I literally had that exact orange and red feather covered pterodactyl thing. There was a bullette as well, but it was a different color. I think I had what became the purple worm too, it was a yellow sort of cone thing made of four slightly smaller in sequence empty spheres with a few tooth looking flaps around an opening at the big end. Like one of those dog toys, except about the size a kid's thumb (don't remember the specific size, do remember 'wearing' it as a fake claw but not fitting all the way, like I had an extra knuckle or something). Despite the shape it was really soft and flexible plastic. No idea where they are now, moved three times since back then. Can't say anything about the rest. Never saw one that looked anything like them. Edit: Phone typing errors needed correction.
@christosgiannopoulos8289 ай бұрын
Oh man I used to have a crapton of those as a kid. Like entire boxes full of them. I may still have a few, but most are lost. And yes, I too use to make up stories about what they were
@CthulhusDream9 ай бұрын
I don't know if you'll get to it in this videoi (I paused to type this) but there are a LOT of our modern "famous monsters" taken from fan submitted creations in ye olde White Dwarf articles from Games Workshop, that were later "borrowed" for that first AD&D Fiend Folio with the gith on the cover. Edit: check out the Snipe and Wib video called "That One Time White Dwarf Published D&D Monsters - Codex Compliant" for more info.
@aa-tx7th8 ай бұрын
5:57 ive never seen something as beautiful as that in my entire life
@safebox366 ай бұрын
On a related note, I love / hate that the paladin (in both name and class attributes) comes from a mid-20th century French isekai novel about someone getting teleported from WW2 Germany to a fantasy world. Also one of the first high fantasy novels as the "magic" in the universe is just nuclear physics, which the protagonist then brings back to the real world and flees to the US to help start up the Manhattan Project. Medieval France did have paladin knights, but that title just meant they worked for the monarch and didn't really do anything different from regular knights. So they're closer to DnD's Fighter or Ranger than DnD's Paladin.
@Ion_TheTrashB3ast9 ай бұрын
Oh i kinda want to run into the €2 shop and pick up what ever Shrek abominations they have in the toy section now
@DexSaveDan9 ай бұрын
Well, The Greamers. Who knew I needed these in our game?
@godzilla801929 ай бұрын
I am actually working on converting some final faction spider looking things into some d&d minis.
@asafoetidajones81819 ай бұрын
They're great for kitbash and conversion. Reasonably priced toys, amazing. I've used the green vines attachment, the green wings, the purple.. walking dude. Plenty of value
@marcusaaronliaogo91589 ай бұрын
We need more monsters based on bootleg dinosaur toys
@ElderGoblinGames9 ай бұрын
If you ever want some weird random creatures, hobby stores usually have quite a few in their kids sections/ aquarium sections. Also see train sets.
@irithylldragon9 ай бұрын
this is a really cool backstory and method for making creatures tbh
@theodoreshisler97139 ай бұрын
Those monsters you came up with sound fantastic, they'd fit right in to Dungeon Crawl Classics!
@Cousin_Uli9 ай бұрын
The Star Assimilator is similar in concept to the titular creature Zeiram from a series of movies and an anime ova. It's a hat shaped alien with a smug face that consumes and assimilates basically everything it encounters. It's "body" below the hat is basically just an amalgamation of meat and guns it's sucked up as it goes about it's interstellar rampaging. But it can also vomit out monstrous clones of whatever it's eaten prior. In the ova series it uses that to turn a major metropolitan city into a monster filled warzone in just a couple days.
@cryptidliker52949 ай бұрын
Big Ultraman (or really just daikaiju in general) nerd here. I think I can identify a good chunk of those, starting off with the first one named in this video: the bulette. It’s Telesdon. The back spike is an easy giveaway. As for the owlbear, I can definitely see the kappa resemblance but as far as I’m aware, yokai and Japanese mythology in general didn’t become popular over here until at least the 90s. In all likelihood, that figure is probably of Gokinezura from Return of Ultraman. Sure, the owlbear doesn’t have as long a neck (if at all) as Gokinezura but I reckon they just made it a stump to save plastic. The umber hulk is maybe a bit more of a stretch given we don’t actually have any pictures of the figure it was based on but just looking at the 1e artwork, it’s most definitely a grossly-simplified version of Antlar. The exaggerated mandibles, flat overall head structure, hunched posture. It all matches up. And finally, the rust monster. This one is definitely the most complicated. For starters, while I don’t subscribe the Kemular comparison, I don’t find it TOO hard to see where it comes from. Sure, head-on, it’s easy to say it isn’t but the similarities become a lot clearer if you look at the rear view. The antennae could be a flanderized version of Kemular’s tail fork and its curved back plates could be re-interpreted into the rust monster’s rounded body. However, my verdict is honestly that it isn’t from Ultraman at all but rather one of the “dinosaurs” that toy packet would’ve also contained. Maybe, some sort of shrimp… thing? Sea scorpion? Yeah, I’m not sure on this one. Hope that helps!
@engine09919 ай бұрын
Love this! Definitely had the rust monster and bulette toys as a kid
@Cousin_Uli9 ай бұрын
For the Ultraman Connections some safe bets would be The Umber Hulk might be based on Antlar. Carrion Crawler looks like it COULD be based on Twintail with a bit of artistic license. Bulette is almost assuredly Telesdon made using a weird mold that squashes him down to the dimensions of one of the "baragon" kaiju.
@jacksondouglas21109 ай бұрын
My first bbeg that has transcended past one shot's and is now in at least 3 different campaigns started as a failed 3d printed mindflayer. The guy who made it stuck a chaos helmet on it. With the 3d stuff still clinging to it I told him to leave it as is and paint over it with black and purple. The Archon of Tharizdun was born and this guy has surpassed all of my hopes.
@JaredHight-g4e9 ай бұрын
I’ve always wanted a rust monster as a pet, but I know no party would let me have one unless it was only Druids and monks. Even the serious version in 5e and 3.5 still looks durpy and cuddleable
@andyv86249 ай бұрын
I used to have that bag of Prehistoric Animals when I was a kid, once I saw a picture of a rust monster I knew immediately where they got the designs from
@tylerkahle3329 ай бұрын
Woah, hey, this is awesome! Thank you for this. I loves this
@newyorkny50239 ай бұрын
I used to have the original bulette toy. Came with a set of other dinosaurs and dragons back in the day. I wish I could find them again.
@BatMan-ve5ro9 ай бұрын
I know it's hard I love your voice and we need a longer video thank you very much rune
@josephstone48429 ай бұрын
I would love more of these. A series of monster creations from obscure objects
@benjaminarnold65549 ай бұрын
Ok, totally stealing the Greamer. I think you nailed the unsettling-ness of those uncomfortable rubber chicken toys and using them as almost like paychic shocker lizards feels correct.
@adamlakeman72409 ай бұрын
I actually had a few of these as a kid. The feathery Pteranodon, the bulette, the pink hat guy and the green lizard guy behind him. Sadly I didn't make the connection between the toy and the bulette until it was pointed out to me.
@Groovebot3k9 ай бұрын
I am always down for more monster lore and ideas presented in an infotaining way.
@yungo1rst9 ай бұрын
Geyser Spine is my favourite of these new creatures. it reminds me of Dodogama, just chilling in lakes until adventurers try to evict it for killing the lake fauna.
@Hgty7659 ай бұрын
I like to think a Thagomizer is an upgrade to any TTRPG Creature.
@safirasart9 ай бұрын
I love your type of humor 😊
@cubancavalier30519 ай бұрын
I have a couple OG monsters cast in lead from the old days. One of them looks exactly like that rust monster!
@griffinoliver6939 ай бұрын
Liked the turtle dragon video too
@wisepheonix23929 ай бұрын
Star Assimilator is probably the sickest name for anything that i have ever heard
@fumarc45019 ай бұрын
I love the Darkmakers from Jak 3. Great antagonists and even cooler designs. Metalheads and Lurkers as well.
@dieselsdungeons9 ай бұрын
It's fantastic where you can find inspiration. I came up with a spell for an encounter based on a dumb video I saw online. FISH STORM
@All4Tanuki9 ай бұрын
Same! Except mine awaited the heroes on the beach of an island they were sailing to - Sand Guardian, Guardian Of The Sand. Poseidon trembled before him!
@moxtordoki967 ай бұрын
4:29 Holly shiet, i had that pterodactil looking one
@precascer82219 ай бұрын
1:24 the ammount of heresy using Brother's Wright as an example will definitely spark some war in the comments. Perhaps Who knows Love your content, nonetheless! Also if I may give a reccomendation, look up for the Delver's Guide to the Beast World! It's a great independent expansion with beautiful art, tons of lore and some cool new mechanics!
@elLonelyBoy7758 ай бұрын
I had that bag of dinosaurs when I was a kid. Later on after discovering DND I always wondered why a few of them looked like DnD monsters.