The Payday Blues (Based On Actual Events)

[@b1krain539]

The internal pain of a working man summed up in 6mins. 👏👏👏 standing ovation!!

[@effteedot]

Every f’n weekend!

[@TvosOlehead]

So True!! Thank you @Marshall Patrick

[@howlongdoesithavetob]

1:56 TAXES: "hey! You give them money, I wanna know about it!" Spot on!

[@garwood-bh9kv]

That was the best part😅

[@Airborne_all_the_way718]

The way child support just walked cause he knows you cant escape him is painfully true and hilarious lol.

[@SmallPaul.]

Omg it's so true can never escape am under wage arrest for it 367 pounds per month makes me cry every month looking at my payslip only 1 year to go before it all stops tho 😢

[@jman5584]

Yes

[@breefinn2284]

Like Michael Myers in Halloween.

[@Michael-uj2fb]

​@@breefinn2284 was just about to say haha

[@ChromeArty]

​@vegetadbza4604 congrats brother. My first wife left 3 weeks after my son was born, she turned out to be a loon and me a fool for not seeing it. He's 7 now... never see him and costs me a fortune. I hate that B****

[@Paul-mb5ns]

I love how the Child Support is just walking menacingly because it knows its getting paid or you going to jail.

[@blakebaugh9085]

That’s only true for men in my experience

[@MikeS-7]

Not "child" support. Backdoor alimony. And for every dollar extracted in backdoor alimony the judge and OAG earn the state .666 per dollar per month in Title IV D reimbursement money. The judge fails to mention the profit motivation in denying men access to their children while fleecing them for women.

[@bocrumble5805]

Man. really makes that 4% raise when the cost of existing gone up like 20% sting even more. Laughing through the tears.

[@NTJedi]

my last raise was less than 2%

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

Bullshit, isn't it? The longer they keep you working for them, the less they're effectively paying you over the years. Which is why there should be no loyalty to them. Find a place paying better, jump ship to work for them. Rinse and repeat.

[@deaconblooze1]

Y'all got raises?

[@NTJedi]

@@JohnClark-tt2bl Agreed,,, wish I knew this in my 20s. The fastest way to increase your yearly salary is switching to a different company every 4 years... maybe 3 years, but not less otherwise managers will ignore your resume in the hiring process.

[@jasonlarsen3515]

Bruh, didn’t you get the latest upload from the white house everything is good?

[@skh7791]

A true masterpiece, just like you promised.

[@NTJedi]

Very good episode... enjoyed the evil boss at the end.

[@greatalaska6429]

You and the film crew just keep getting better and better with your skills and it's showing. I had some good belly laughs to this one, much needed and appreciated!

[@dougfisher1813]

I don't think this was meant as a comedy. Maybe a dark comedy.

[@taylolz]

Lmao you can see the tripod shadow

[@waynesteed9674]

Loved the part when Child Support says, " Ill cut you in" !!

[@Steamo83]

I laughed at this at first but by the end it hit me how this represents how most men feel about their lives. Many of us are only deemed valuable by the monetary contribution we provide and for many men, this locks them into a never ending cycle of....this....

[@MikeS-7]

Labor and wage slaves. Subjugated by marriage or divorce.

[@sonicbluestrat934]

I just found this channel, and it is at once the the funniest and most disturbing I have ever seen. What a voice for the working class man. Thanks for this, deeply

[@glizzygladiator8055]

I love how much the ‘collectors’ relish in seeing pain, really adds to the accuracy of how it feels.

[@brandonsmith2299]

You really did a good job. Nailed the wife part. Really hit it out the park on this one..

[@sandiewilliams7407]

With all of my heart, once he started running, I wanted to see him get away....🏃🏼

[@NCprivateer]

I genuinely felt bad about laughing during this video. The struggle is real

[@davidkite6981]

This dude is hilarious his acting is on point he needs a movie roll 😅

[@squidishtendencies1523]

I have never felt an emotional roller coaster like this on youtube. I laughed, got anxiety, felt sorrow and insanity in 6 minutes. Nice work! THIS IS REALLY WHY MEN HAVE SHORTER LIFESPANS THAN WOMAN.

[@BaranZenon]

How can something be so funny, tragic, sad and relatable, all at the same time? :|

[@louisriesberg1920]

He's the new Shakespeare.

[@matthewmccain]

It’s the truth. It hurts and what is even more crazy is we take it. There is a way to change it but it’s gonna us a whole lot more than bills. Most wouldn’t be willing to go to the lengths it would take. So it will continually get harder until we all have nothing.

[@glizzygladiator8055]

The crazed look in rent’s eyes coming around that corner was perfection

[@magicman9321]

Medicaid was my favorite. 😂 That boy got something wrong with him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LucyZamb-z5b]

Marshall your editing skills are really showing in these with the multiple cutaways the timing of the shots is so good...😊

[@keithvernon8972]

Child support in no hurry, he know he getting his cut somehow ,someway.

[@redclayscholar620]

Truly a Goya painting of the modern man put into motion. Bravo! 🥲

[@thewonderfulworldofkatushya950]

And this was all filmed on a phone😮😮😮 omg it looks so good

[@tonyarcoraci1336]

More like Edvard Munch

[@dawsonblanchard5832]

His laugh is legendary got me every time and when he started swinging at the kids I really lost it😂😂

[@SpyHelmet]

Give this man all the awards. All of em'. Make up some new ones and give them him them too. Best picture of the year 100%

[@nfronning]

Shit that ain’t even funny. It’s pure truth. Brilliant work, my guy! It’s really cool seeing your constant growth as a creator!

[@xXChoasLordXx]

This is GOLD. The cold hard truth.

[@djphx0001]

I’m a huge fan!!!!! 😂thank you for makin’ me smile!

[@MarshallPatrick]

Thank you for enjoying my nonsense!!!

[@davidshields356]

This is an absolute God send of a masterpiece !!

[@clayyoung5195]

I was waiting for him to break a leg and insurance show up and be like "I'm here to save you!!! But all I can do is widdle this branch to kinda lean on and you gotta walk out..." Lol

[@Ace-0-Spades]

Man your videos are so funny but so relatable, thanks for the videos I get paid every two weeks so i always got to try and stretch it out till next two weeks

[@ZakimboBlue]

This is actually an accurate description on why a lot of homeless people are homeless by choice. You may not like homeless people but you have to admit. They are living free.

[@pinata-whacker4635]

3 rd best comedy skit of all time- 1 Dave Chappelle prince skit 2 key and peele substitute teacher and 3 this one … the accuracy of this has me crying and laughing at the same freaking time!!!! Great job

[@coltstarkey6371]

10/10. Masterpiece.

[@sswans9664]

I remember looking forward to Cheers every Thursday night. Now I look forward to these videos just as much. Can't say enough about how creative & funny every one of his vodeos are. So much so that I commented twice 😅 It can't be easy playing that many characters-& nailing every single one! Mans Brilliant!

[@jeffozbourne3163]

Oh damn I hope this one goes viral for you, cuz if it aint a mirror of my life every payday. Im just gonna start claiming 15 dependents

[@williamensor4203]

Best one EVER!!! 100% TRUTH!! Great work Marshall 👏🏼

[@alexanderhenderson4065]

Just got around to watching this and I gotta say: I’m a filmmaker myself going to film school and I call this peak cinema! Well done! Keep at it!

[@tbull1545]

dude seemless editing. amazing job editing those scenes when you have 5 of yourself running around in frame looks flawless. love it new subscriber here.

[@jinksdalfang8843]

That is the best film Ive seen all year. Thank You

[@dylanholzman8840]

Man. I gotta say that was a good laugh😂 these videos never let me down🇺🇸👍

[@nick41420]

Your Medicaid man is hilarious 😂 don't play with that child support man 😂😂

[@ronmaddox3394]

Well done. Highly intelligent and inciteful. Every young man of high school age should be force to watch this.

[@CloneGeneral]

Child support walking slow with the music was the funniest for me 😂

[@christianvetsch7344]

It is beautiful that a man can provide for himself through mocking his own sufferings. *chef kiss* comedy at it's heart.

[@raymondwallace1031]

Boy this hits close to home

[@nognomesgarage]

I give up! You win, between this one and the blue collar Saturday video I’m subscribed. You make awesome videos that help me laugh instead of cry, if you get any better I’ll cry laughing! Keep it up you rock!

[@TheLimpingpimp]

Thanks just as the nightmare stopped after 60 plus years you had to remind me of it all!!!! Lol Best one yet !!

[@zenkristian6302]

Marshall you live my life in these videos if I didn't laugh I'd cry keep it up

[@LauraFivecoat-xn1gb]

Thanks for the laughs, love your videos!

[@paulgorhamiii9926]

Bro this is a work of art. 10/10.

[@irenemeschede9979]

I wish you could have your daughter do more of the videos with you. BTW you are brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dougfisher1813]

She was in this one. She took some of the paycheck.

[@irenemeschede9979]

@@dougfisher1813 yeah.OK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heathhill7802]

I don't have kids and still laughed so hard , your gonna get an Emmy for this one .

[@petermcgill1559]

This is no ordinary KZbin video. This is art!!

[@Fokkas]

Your content gives my life spotlight and clarity

[@alpham777]

This would give me flashbacks if I was not still living it lol.

[@chriss813]

So much truth and pain in one clip!!!! Funny af 🤣 😂 😭

[@cheyennejankowski79]

This one left me traumatized…

[@wesleyjoyner9585]

Hysterical. You have to do a meet and greet 😂

[@WSWC_]

Get paid every week, last one was $200. Just got groceries for like 3 days and it came up to $60. Mortgage is comin up.. so is electric, water, gas, and food for the next 3 weeks 🤣 god I love America

[@Dr.Rosenbaum]

200 dollars? You need a new job, sounds like.

[@bayoudrummer9855]

I can relate

[@RatedAwesome]

You must not work full time. Cause even 10 dollars an hour at 40 hours is 400 minus the taxes

[@WSWC_]

@@Dr.Rosenbaum low hours, but not at all surprising to see a comment like this so early! 😸 I clean glass for $20/hr (still not a wage someone can remain stable on in my area) I think it's a pretty good gig 🤣 what do you do for a living Brad?

[@WSWC_]

@@bayoudrummer9855 seems like everyone (but a select few, determined at birth) can relate now n days brother, makes ya wonder why the people keeping checks coming in are the ones getting the most taken from them, the least to work with.

[@sandraheilman2543]

Awesomely hilarious video. Well done!

[@cristianflores2351]

Mr Patrick you should get a damn Oscar! Amazing performance I bet you were so tired after filming!! Lol you sir I tip my hard hat.

[@scrubtug6507]

Just started this and am already cracking up. I think you missed a golden opportunity on the thumbnail though... 0:24 is perfect. 😂😂😂

[@Jazzayle1]

#1 I absolutely love this one! Outstanding, the best I've ever seen! 😂

[@H8er-Maker]

The most consistent thing in my life is my bills. I don't know of anything or anyone as reliable as them always being there every month. It really does feel like our only purpose is to work & slave just so our kids can grow up to do the same thing.

[@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist]

Well it depends, a lot of people sadly dont know how to handle finances. If our ancestors had been better with money we would be fine, an example is like the Rothschilds family, or the Walmart family. You need to save up, dont go out to eat every day or every other day, dont buy those fancy cars, watches, clothes and jewelry, stay away from credit cards, dont get a loan for anything aside from a mortgage unless absolutely necessary. Most people just blow their money on useless crap, or sadly get addicted to drugs or gambling. You have to teach your kids to be responsible as best you can. If you ever get serious money like half a mil or more saved up, it might be worth considering creating a family trust, that no one can touch it, and the only thing that can be collected from it is like half of the interest it generates, and the other half is put back into the trust. A problem is most people that come into money… 70% go broke in a few years, like winning a lottery. Or if its inherited, it generally lasts longer, but is gone somehow by the third generation. Another thing is you cant have too many kids, I would not advice more than 2-3. Otherwise interest from the trust that gets divvied up wont really do much. Lets say 500k at 5% is 10k if you die and you have 2 kids. Half is reinvested, so they have 5k to split, 2,500 each. A decent chunk of change for end of year, the more kids you have though, the less they benefit.

[@rosshixon6796]

😂 child support walkin him down like Michael Myers

[@sswans9664]

This man! 😂 Lawd have mercy!🤣 Bless his heart! You're an editing genius Marshall! Hot damn you're a funny sum'bish!🫡😘

[@williamross6693]

😂😂😂😂😂 damn my guy need a vacation vacation lol without the wife n kids

[@howardpalmer7744]

The best one ive seen. Keep up the great content

[@davidh266]

Reminds me of a song. Ordinary man Christy Moore. It’s about a man who worked hard his life, struggles finding work while his boss lives the high life

[@morganpepper6835]

Its like he knows ! How did he write about my life story lol ! It gets old after years of fighting and trying. Gotta love living the dream !

[@sleepyhead9756]

This is a master piece!

[@jnhook8086]

I was gonna share this with my wife till i saw the end. I think sharing my whole check was enough

[@wesadams5128]

Everytime I thought it couldnt get funnier it did😂 I haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@Leroys_Stuff]

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime it’s why I shit on company time. Sums it up perfectly 😊

[@kinpin66]

GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR!

[@terrygagnon7483]

The good news truth of this video leaves out that fact that at least we have truly outstanding representatives/politicians that continue to fight for the hard working American! God bless our politicians!

[@ra8937]

I dont know whether to laugh or cry.. 😢😅😂 Great Shit Bro. So good!

[@taylorsmith4758]

Nice editing! I'm sure Mrs. Patrick is really happy with this one, lol

[@EzTechJoe]

A true story of the Hard working MARRIED man in America 😂😂

[@tamas9402]

man the production quality is getting pretty good

[@shank-bf3gu]

On point !!!! Thanks for sharing

[@keithalexander4385]

This dude is straight gold! Golden nuggets!!! Excellent 😂! Thank you!!

[@markoliver4959]

Bro... 😂😂 thanks for the laugh at the end of another crappy day.

[@WilliamBrown-bg7vm]

I love how Medicaid had to laugh like we all know that shit aint doing shit for you

[@paradoxical247]

I'm not crying, I'm laughing 😢😂😢😢😢😢...😂

[@jososr3271]

Instant subscribe, give this man a oscar!

[@WeSRT4]

This is the biggest reason so many have said to hell with it.

[@curtisfulton1442]

Another great but true one Marshall 😂😂

[@Amayziiin]

2:50 He committed to that one 😂

[@wdubduece8913]

I bet thats the most you ran in ages lol great skit!

[@SlangNasty]

Lmao..no dude you're pretty freaking funny. I'm a new follower, and this one broke me up. 😂 You really do have talent.

[@PhycoStudio]

The Baby Mama as the back up is true 😂

[@detroithammer8869]

The best yet, Your the best!

[@thewiz9727]

😂😂😂 the end!! I was dying!!

[@bigfoot7603]

Every hard working person can relate to this ! Sad but true

[@xlerate8488]

"I don't think they see me." LMAO

[@Yophillips3272]

My job also takes out money for the cafeteria It would be cheaper to just go to a restaurant but they don't give us long enough breaks to leave work property. I keep telling myself I need to pack a lunch.

[@doctorjaysuave5487]

Run Boi! You run like the wind. Don't look back haha

[@austinhmmm9087]

Bro coming out with banger after BANGER! How does he do it?!

[@PhamVans]

You killed me with that child support character... Met quite a few guys out there with that problem, the baby mama drama is why I just stick to my right and left hands.