The Perfect Weapon (2016) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

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Күн бұрын

Hiyeah Karate fans. Today on Redeye Reviews Karate Korner, we are watching The Perfect Weapon!
Starring: Steven Seagal, Johnny Messner, Richard Tyson, Vernon Wells, Sasha Jackson,
Director: Titus Paar,
Writer: Alex Brenner,
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@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
I directed this movie and... Ahhaaa I love this! Thanks man! And yes you liked it for all the right reasons. This is a stupid B-movie tribute for 90s action fans. I´m amazed that I managed to trick Seagal into killing himself in the end scene. That is one funny scene :) Thanks for taking the time to do this and all your jokes are more true than you think. 50% of this movie is with dubbles for almost all cast to be honset, Hollywood man, Hollywood... Some crazy people there for sure
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
While the internet makes me skeptical. If this is truly you, you are a legend. So this is the type of movie that is just fun. You don't have to over think it. There's no hidden plot. It's just exactly what we see. Action, explosions, body doubles and of course Seagal! The man is a walking contradiction and it is one of the most entertaining things to ever watch. I would love to talk more about the movie if you had the time!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I checked your channel and it is really you. Haha holy shit that is incredible. I've summoned the creator! If you had 30 minutes one day. I would be honored to talk movies with you. Feel free to let me know if that is OK via email. Redeyereviewer@gmail.com
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah not to many fake tituses walking around. Say what you want about Seagal but he's fucking entertaining :) Glad you liked it mate
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@tituspaar oh I completely agree. The man is enjoyable to watch, regardless of his own performance. I will say it is surreal to have the movie maker himself in the comments. I feel like a child that got caught breaking the rules lol
@TaylorBlack0
@TaylorBlack0 2 жыл бұрын
You did the best with what you had lol
@adnanalam8389
@adnanalam8389 2 жыл бұрын
No Seagal movies for two weeks?!? NOOO! 😭
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I know :( but do not worry my friend. We have some really cool stuff to announce for the channel when I get back
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest mirror destroying scene since Citizen Kane! Who's that guy, Wells??? Not a patch on Seagal! I dare say this is what all films should aspire to be!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
The mirror represents umm power..and oppression and umm reflection?
@josmo1363
@josmo1363 2 жыл бұрын
3:49 Jabba The Hutt stands for no man That would take precious time away from his busy eating schedule
@Crushbra
@Crushbra 2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Speakman's perfect weapon is the only Perfect Weapon
@OffTheHizzle
@OffTheHizzle 2 жыл бұрын
You got the director to comment your video, awesome.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! I also interviewed the guy as well :)
@gavincleland9010
@gavincleland9010 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 they're pondering the orb bro
@jorcin03
@jorcin03 2 ай бұрын
“EKSCAPING” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@colinandrew89
@colinandrew89 2 жыл бұрын
Agent 69 420 123 😂😂😂 hilarious
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I was starting to run out of numbers
@TheMcC07
@TheMcC07 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap...I just realized the double double agent dude was the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS Жыл бұрын
8:40 Did Sifu just document the "explanation" he was giving to all his "personal assistants"? Did this count as evidence for his numerous SA charges?
@josmo1363
@josmo1363 2 жыл бұрын
Do the 1991 movie The Perfect Weapon with Jeff Speakman
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Of course!
@benbaert2166
@benbaert2166 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he uses a stunt double to get out of a chair/bed is hilarious. Piers Morgan: Do you still fight? Are you still dangerous? Seagal: *looks dangerous* Seagal: Give me my cane and help me up! Once I manage to get up out of this chair, I am unstoppable!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! It insane how little he can actually do and get paid.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews voice acting only would be more honest
@mwont
@mwont 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the jobs description for the the body doubles. Requirement: proven experience in standing up. Walking up and down stairs is a bonus.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha brilliant
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 2 жыл бұрын
Considering Fast and Furious has body doubles just for showing a hand shifting gears in a car, this really can't be that weird of a requirement lol
@AR-mi9cv
@AR-mi9cv 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀
@jackcravford8744
@jackcravford8744 2 жыл бұрын
@@nignamedmutt7270 wtf? source?
@yogafire646
@yogafire646 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, it's her, it's that girl we don't even know." Just summed up my dating life, thanks redeye and congrats on the 1k!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, glad to be of assistance. Thank you friend! So appreciative of your continued support :)
@michaelmyers3709
@michaelmyers3709 2 жыл бұрын
Bad guy from Commando, bad guy from Kindergarten Cop, two Seagals for the price of one. What’s not to like? He should do more sci-fi stuff, more interesting and different than the usual ex-CIA yarn. Brace yourself for End of a Gun, it sucks.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! And yes I agree. He seems to actually have fun when he isn't a cop. Or ex cop. Or special forces. Or ex special forces. Lol End of Gun! Never seen it. Can't wait.
@pawnpure123
@pawnpure123 2 жыл бұрын
I think this is how seagal sees himself the “perfect weapon”.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt lol
@jonathanwalker8730
@jonathanwalker8730 2 жыл бұрын
More like The Perfect Tool.
@Storygospel533
@Storygospel533 2 жыл бұрын
Some buddhists literally called him the reicarnation of an important historical figure. I truly believe that he sees himself as a sort of demi-god, or some equivalent.
@qwellen7521
@qwellen7521 2 жыл бұрын
If he fell from a plane, Steven Segal would cause another mass extinction.
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 2 жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear....
@claytonbearden7793
@claytonbearden7793 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you give him a new number designation everytime. Chef's kiss content my friend.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you. I was running out of ideas and was like "uhhhh Agent 1-800?"
@doriangreen3231
@doriangreen3231 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal might be able to take on multiple roles. We could have regular/Exit Wounds Steven, Italian Steven, Native Steven, and the dreaded blaccent-using Steven as a squad of former CIA/FBI/police/bounty hunters who spend a majority of their time sitting around and groping women 1/3 their age.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Boom. done. print it. Kick Starter the funds. Get it sponsored by Seagals old Energy Drink company and we have ourselves a hit movie in Russia
@XxLordDaegonxX
@XxLordDaegonxX 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! That torture scene was hilarious. Im convinced its foreplay. As he's moaning the guy keeps talking all sensual.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. He's a nice guy. He sees he is into it and helps him out
@WarningPuzzle
@WarningPuzzle 2 жыл бұрын
I bought a prop katana from a pawn shop when I was 15 and it has the exact same hilt bits as that one. Burst out laughing seeing Steven with it, I've only ever seen it in 1 Doctor Who episode before. Spot on with it being the exact thing a teenage nerd would have lol
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 2 жыл бұрын
"replicas have to replicate a real piece of art" ~ Steven Seagal probably
@dragonstormdipro1013
@dragonstormdipro1013 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal will make a movie about being a medieval lord and even there would he have sunglasses and strip clubs
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha without a doubt.
@Deriv44
@Deriv44 2 жыл бұрын
Considering who Seagal was hanging 🤔 out during that time and praising Eastern European strong man like Valdimir Putin it make sense he would play a dictator type character in one of his movie
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
truth
@DevineInnovations
@DevineInnovations 2 жыл бұрын
"I can assume this is where they got the idea for that Cyberpunk game." As a fan of the Cyberpunk genre and the Cyberpunk RPG, that made me cry.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
lol I'm sorry! I love the Cyberpunk genre as well. I just can't pass up an easy joke. its my kryptonite
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be more insulting to the original Cyberpunk(wasn't it a D&D type boardgame originally?) To say the game was based off it, considering what a flop and failure it was?
@MrRawrGamer
@MrRawrGamer 2 жыл бұрын
Only Seagal can kill Seagal lol 🤣 but for real a clone wtf and the avenge me brotha was totally his idea 💡
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! Its like some sort of magical spell. He can't die....UNLESS He chooses to
@csmadisun
@csmadisun 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1K subs. You totally deserve them!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I have a special video planned to celebrate it when I come back from vacation :)
@bigbob10118
@bigbob10118 2 жыл бұрын
Personally I found this movie a breath of fresh air after the dregs of the past 5 or so movies. It still wasn't a good movie but it was pretty serviceable. Also it's surreal to see the director of this movie in the comments, must mean the channel is circulating in some of the right groups. Hope you can get an interview with him. Congrats on the 1K+! Hoping the channel really takes off to share the good word of the big man.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! It is surreal to see the director finding this video haha. He seems like such a nice guy. Thank you so much! 1k is such a huge milestone. It's so cool
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
Naaa Im just a cunt that googels myself too much and also find this film funny
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@tituspaar Haha legendary. For real. would love to hear some stories about working with Vernon Wells and the like
@whocares8584
@whocares8584 2 жыл бұрын
What movies are you watching that this is a breath of fresh air?
@CaptainCanuck1975
@CaptainCanuck1975 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal is the *Parfait Weapon* , amirite?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@mjonesuk
@mjonesuk 2 жыл бұрын
Maaaan, I thought it was the Perfect Weapon with Jeff Speakman! A much better movie!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol so sorry to get your hopes up.
@Ivebeenbleak
@Ivebeenbleak 2 жыл бұрын
Props to you for looking at so many of Seagal's movies. I'm planning a commentary video on the "Kill" titles in his filmography (Hard to Kill, Out For a Kill, Driven to Kill, etc) I've made it through nearly every movie on my list and I can feel my brain deteriorating
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha. Yeah it wasn't east
@kyletitterton
@kyletitterton 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these systematically whilst working so I don't have time to comment much. But I just want to say they're hilarious. I love that you're UP for it. Deeply cynical of course, but it sounds like you love your job. Which makes all the difference.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Why thank you! It has been quiet the journey but the kind words of everyone has kept me in the fight with the meatball man
@ynotj26ify
@ynotj26ify 2 жыл бұрын
You need to do the jeff speakman movie titled perfect weapon. It's an action flick right up your alley.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
It's on the list :)
@adamarket
@adamarket 2 жыл бұрын
The torture guy is the punk villain from Road Warrior and Bennett in 1986’s Commando with Arnie.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I totally spaced on it being Bennett. He legit did a good job in this movie. Creepy af
@adamarket
@adamarket 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviewsI always thought he was a disappointing choice to play against Arnie in his prime, but as I’ve gotten older there’s some appreciation for just how weird the casting choice was. He called Bennet “Freddie Mercury on steroids” which seems just about right. Keep on making these excellent videos.
@nightshade7240
@nightshade7240 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching these reviews that are of better quality than the movies being reviewed. No hate to the directors of these movies and the movies are amazing for all the wrong reasons and I understand that you are working with Steven Seagull.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to provide you some mindless entertainment :)
@hiddendragon6437
@hiddendragon6437 2 жыл бұрын
6:52 that's a great dark souls 1 pain sound effect impression
@thea-team6439
@thea-team6439 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1K mate…there’ll be many more I’m sure 👏😊
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much my friend! I really appreciate your support.
@jonathanjackson2587
@jonathanjackson2587 2 жыл бұрын
I have to say these Steven Seagal movie reviews are always entertaining,im always in fits of laughter at some point...popcorn,nachos & Coca-Cola cola at the ready,as I'm ready for a feature-length "Sensei Segal" review 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iriswiater9887
@iriswiater9887 Жыл бұрын
Seagal is a joke. Have not watch it but his movies always end the same the joker fake to the rescue 🤮
@eatsleepgame3467
@eatsleepgame3467 Жыл бұрын
This world ain't big enough for 2 Seagal. Literally.
@TruOnyxfire
@TruOnyxfire Жыл бұрын
It's amazing! The wanted picture of the girl on the side of the building, after Agent 47 and the girl escape, is a picture of her... taken from the same room and same moment as the escape. You can even see the buttons on the padded wall in the giant picture on the building display. That's good response time getting those pictures taken and sent out.
@bustasmoke
@bustasmoke 2 жыл бұрын
the director of this movie is actually commented and this is was the best thing i’ve ever seen lmaoo
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! So cool
@DonVitosLazyEye
@DonVitosLazyEye 2 жыл бұрын
11:55 I haven't laughed this hard at something in a long time
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite moment ever lol
@j.j._
@j.j._ 2 жыл бұрын
Mission complete sir.
@ReptarDoc
@ReptarDoc 2 жыл бұрын
Ok why doesn’t this guy have 10,000,000 subscribers? This is suuuuper hilarious 🤣 I have watched almost every video he has posted for a whole day. Best critic review ever!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much my friend! I am so glad you like the videos and I really appreciate the support :)
@JoeR203
@JoeR203 2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Seagal gets winded reading a script.
@Teh69thSpartan
@Teh69thSpartan Жыл бұрын
Seagal is so badass to the point he barely stand up.
@ShellshockedRadio
@ShellshockedRadio 2 жыл бұрын
oh oh ... Atkins Diet ... is all about as little carbs as possible (under 50 grams per day usually) so removing the skin from the chicken breast would be counterproductive as the most fat is in the skin and Atkins is basically a fat and protein diet ... sorry to nerd out a bit here on your snarky comment, and I know your just joking, but having studied and lived by that shit for so long, I cannot let it go ;) I loved your talk with Titus Paar, man he seems like a lot of fun. If he ever needs a blonde German bad boy as henchman or cannon fodder for his movies ... lead him my way ;)
@Schweigardt
@Schweigardt 2 жыл бұрын
sorry if this is redundant, but any chance you will review the original “Perfect Weapon” with the kenpo guy?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I sure will be :)
@gathoss
@gathoss 2 жыл бұрын
"Gault "before he went crazy and lived in the suburbs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markshark7521
@markshark7521 Жыл бұрын
The thing is we all watched Steven seagull movies but now watching these funny reviews is so much better, wish I had a body double to go to work for me😎
@isaned
@isaned 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I have that samurai sword. It's a cheap sword and that's the wrong scabbard
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Amazing
@rosannacellini2158
@rosannacellini2158 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, these reviews have me dying! Lol. I can't believe how rediculous the dialogue and the screwy plots, are. Wth? Its just overkill of all this crazy stuff. Stevie boy needs to seriously retire. He sure sits a lot. Lol
@dariogeorge8680
@dariogeorge8680 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1k subs. So SS is in the movie like 6 minutes or so? Guess that's about right. Oh, just five more SS movies to go....
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Yeah, 5 more of his movies and then we move on to his TV shows lol.
@marthastubbs8321
@marthastubbs8321 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how it helps the plot for Seagal to win the fight in this and in absolution
@rockdesu
@rockdesu 2 жыл бұрын
"we can still watch something scary. Steven Seagal career. Haaaa" lol Wow...a double just to stand?
@CharlieGiardinaOfficial
@CharlieGiardinaOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Great review, man ! I hope you can also do ‘The Perfect Weapon’ starring Kempo martial artist Jeff Speakman .
@papapetebreen
@papapetebreen 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear you review his infamous "can I laugh in your face?" interview, complete with bullshit meter. At the end of the interview, it would be at a solid 100%
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest. I don't think i have ever seen that interview. Do you have a link?
@papapetebreen
@papapetebreen 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Oh man! You are in for a real treat. It's Seagal's ego on full display. He even mentions at one point that after Bruce Lee's son died from accidental gunshot, they called Steven first thing so he could confirm he died by way of bullet. It's really surreal and should be a comedy skit. Just search "The Voice vs Steven Seagal" (YT doesn't allow links in comments). You have to let me know what you think.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@papapetebreen Oh my god. lol The first thing they did was call Seagal to confirm the death. How does he think he can lie so blatantly. I will for sure watch this soon. It reminds me of an story where he claimed to go on several missions with special forces but when the interviewer asked him to read a topographic map he couldn't do it lol
@ared4108
@ared4108 Жыл бұрын
"So, you shave your head, and you wear her hair as a wig." 😂 I knew there's a reason why I follow this channel
@Y0uKnowMyName
@Y0uKnowMyName 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ Seagal is so damn creepy. You're too old to have love interests in every single movie, steven.
@michaelmyers3709
@michaelmyers3709 2 жыл бұрын
Vernon Wells just gets more and more terrifying with age. The blonde doing cartwheels was epic. Wish we had more movies with double Seagal. I can’t be the only one who wishes he’d shave his goatee, feel like we’ll never see the complete Steven again until he does. Would have been amazing if Crisp’s psycho mom had shown up 😳😳😳
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
The day he shaves his beard......will be epic OR the darkest day in human history
@michaelmyers3709
@michaelmyers3709 2 жыл бұрын
We should have a contest to see which film you can see the least of his face in - am sure in Code of Honor there was a scene where he had his beard (obviously), a scarf, his glasses, a cap and ear phones all on at the same time.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmyers3709 haha I love it
@TheBest-sd2qf
@TheBest-sd2qf 2 жыл бұрын
It's literally impossible to figure out what this movie is about, the "plot" seems absurd
@larshansson1953
@larshansson1953 2 жыл бұрын
I was sitting here thinking "this guy looks so familiar" and it turns out it's Richard Tyson, the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop. Now I feel bad that both him and Vernon Wells is in this dreck. Hope they got a decent paycheck out of it.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I had to Google Richard Tyson. Man he looks rather different these days. But I do love me some Kindergarten Cop!
@larshansson1953
@larshansson1953 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, I didn't remember his name. It was more like "Oh! it's the guy from Kindergarten Cop and that TV series ..uh..Hardcastle & McCormick? ...no...Hardball. Yeah, that was it".
@LawrenceArnell
@LawrenceArnell 2 жыл бұрын
Your channel is criminally underrated, undersubbed, underviewed. Good lord this is great stuff 😂
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much man! One day we will climb the ranks a bit more. I am just along for the ride :)
@Angry-Lynx
@Angry-Lynx 2 жыл бұрын
Kenosha kid is innocent!
@JohnMacharia-re1qg
@JohnMacharia-re1qg 11 ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂man i love your narration....i just cant stop laughing......just fell in love with your channel...and just SUBSCRIBED😁
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 11 ай бұрын
Thank you! I'm very glad you enjoy all these silly videos :)
@KidFresh71
@KidFresh71 2 жыл бұрын
1:41 My God, this shot exemplifies some of the cheapest production values imaginable. Akin to a movie done by amateurs for an "intro to filmmaking" college class. Just takes you out of the whole suspension of disbelief vibe, and it's just: this is an actress posing for a shot in a movie.
@michaelgraham594
@michaelgraham594 2 жыл бұрын
"Literally, mocking their abilities." LOL
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 2 жыл бұрын
Vernon Wells was in this! Have you seen 'Innerspace'? 8:55 Don't knock it til you try it. >///w///< 11:28 They always get that wrong in movies and video games. Berets aren't worn in combat. You know, because they mark the wearer as a priority target.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Vernon is friends with the director.
@haroldellis9721
@haroldellis9721 2 жыл бұрын
Sensei Seagull, not so bad he's good, but so bad he is bad.
@devinrice1865
@devinrice1865 2 жыл бұрын
The Perfect Weapon is one of the worst steven seagal movies i have ever seen in mine opinion.
@dpp277
@dpp277 2 жыл бұрын
lol, this movie looks like it was recorded with an hd phone camera
@TaylorBlack0
@TaylorBlack0 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking LOL... I can't even understand why somebody wrote this script. I love that the director commented.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! The director seems like a cool dude!
@rushmore3927
@rushmore3927 2 жыл бұрын
Relative to the Stevie world, this is one of the better bad movies.
@harleyspawn
@harleyspawn 2 жыл бұрын
Such a missed opportunity not calling him Half-Priced Agent 47: Agent 23.50?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Oh snap!
@justahuman8790
@justahuman8790 2 жыл бұрын
It was show and tell day. That was the reason for the sword.
@mikehawkswollen5819
@mikehawkswollen5819 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal wearing black to try and look slimmer....FAIL
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol better than birthday suit
@IFAMILYIH
@IFAMILYIH 2 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf 🤦‍♂️
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
The Perfect Weapon > The Prestige 😆
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 2 жыл бұрын
I just watched your interview with Titus Paar it was amazing lool I'm really gonna enjoy watching this now! ☺
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
So glad you are enjoying it
@pablosilva6988
@pablosilva6988 2 жыл бұрын
Great work keep it up,btw which is the worse Steven seagal movie You have had to sit through?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! Oh gosh....I think I would say Kill Switch. That might change at some point. But Kill Switches choppy editing literally made me dizzy.
@pablosilva6988
@pablosilva6988 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews more power to You My friend. Your are a better man than I. Just the thought of sitting through these films is unbearable.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@pablosilva6988 haha I appreciate the support. I need it to make it through some of these.
@timberwolfmountaineer873
@timberwolfmountaineer873 2 жыл бұрын
The Sitting Bull has a whole new meaning now...
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Ayo!
@gapjunction11
@gapjunction11 2 жыл бұрын
In the scene at 3:46, when you said it looked a bit strange I thought you meant the fact, that the guy standing seems to have a gigantic bobblehead. It looks not right.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
That TOO lol
@cikame
@cikame 2 жыл бұрын
I've saved a screenshot of Seagal with the word "Intelligence" above his head.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@steelerslunatic3196
@steelerslunatic3196 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on hitting 1K subs.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! Couldn't have done it without everyones support :)
@jayve4433
@jayve4433 2 жыл бұрын
Of course segal isn’t going to die from that stab with that little knife, there’s so many layers to get through
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too haha
@17absolut
@17absolut 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Liam Nesson have this plot in one of his movies ? Spies, treason, fake memories n shit...? My bad, Liam's joint didn't have the clone twist XD
@szymibo
@szymibo Жыл бұрын
Only Seagal can kill Seagal lol
@parisgreen4600
@parisgreen4600 2 жыл бұрын
Good morning RedEye, congratulations on 1K! The guy who plays Agent 99 (Johnny Messner?) - don't know who he is, but he's engaging enough that I'd probably watch him in a better movie. The gong at 4:40 was real? I thought you added it for comedy! 8:51 - Seagal as healer - ewww! Oh, it's just so she can do the same to him? Yeah, that sounds more like him. Enjoy your vacation!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Paris! I am so excited to hit this milestone. Seeing the 1K appear instead of the full number. But yeah I agree, he wasn't that bad actually. It's just a bad movie for him to be in LOL No that Gong is legit in the movie. its the only gong sound in the entire film Oh my Seagal listing off organs while touching a naked lady....I'll pass lol Thank you friend!
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews The gong was an indication to let the audience know that it´s over the top and ironic :) heey who dousen't like a good gong
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@tituspaar OK but the real question....whos gong was it?
@alexquintana1031
@alexquintana1031 2 жыл бұрын
AHH YES a new one! Honestly I watch at least 1 Seagal video when I get home..lastnight was the one where he claims him and Bruce were chums…that Brandon (Bruces little Caucasian boy) and his son met…but Seagal was like 15 when Brandon was born🤣
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol oh gawd. No....he was not friends with Bruce Lee
@papapetebreen
@papapetebreen 2 жыл бұрын
Is it really a Seagal film if there isn't a stripclub at some point?
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Very valid point
@uno_king
@uno_king 2 күн бұрын
Have you reviewed Executive Decision? Quite a surprise regarding Seagal's character in that movie.
@anon-zn3vt
@anon-zn3vt 2 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!!!! 1st and we made it to a thousand!!!!
@anon-zn3vt
@anon-zn3vt 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha this one is too ridiculous even for him. Can't believe he was a clone the whole time.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?! I'm so excited! I have a very special 1000 sub review coming after my vacation. But it is such an amazing milestone.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when I saw it. I called my friend at like midnight. Woke him up and described the plot to him lol.
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
@mayuyumiwazaki8769 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for u to cover chuck norris's missing in action series.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely will :)
@snoo333
@snoo333 2 жыл бұрын
that was awesome. the guy from mad max 2 brings back scary memories for me. as a 12 year old that dude was scary. with all the screaming and bugged out eyes. Richard Tyson was a cool actor. Not sure what happened to him. I like that Segal brings back really good forgotten actors from the 80s and 90s.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed jt! Oh gosh. I think I've seen Mad Max 2....one time. I really need to go back and rewatch it
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal didn´t bring back shit, he was on set for 12 hours, sat down, did his closeups and left. I brought actors I liked from my childhood :)
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@tituspaar that sounds about right lol. Who were some of your other considerations for movie? Was Seagal a requirement for the movie day 1? Or did he just fit the mold for The Director?
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Dolph Lundgren and Peter Stormare was attached at points. Seagal was in before I was. I figured I had to make the crazy script into a B-homage since the cast was already insane and it would just be ridicules to make this into a gritty and serious movie as it was intended (This was before The Donald)
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@tituspaar Dolph would have been great in this movie. And Peter Stormare is my favorite Russian Cosmonaut who would have crushed any role he was given. Man now I want to see the movie it was originally meant to be. If you were just given your pick of the actors and no budget.
@BloodDrippnFlowers
@BloodDrippnFlowers 2 жыл бұрын
Insane the director in the comments bad movie though haha
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! What a cool moment for the channel
@obychnyichelovek6757
@obychnyichelovek6757 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this movie a lot! Seagal is bad guy, his character actually dies (brother or not, he's freaking died on that scene!!!!) and interrogation scene was absolutely brilliant sinisterly played by Vernon Wells, he certainly has a talent for playing bad guys
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Oh totally agree. Vernon Wells plays a really good bad guy
@claytonbearden7793
@claytonbearden7793 2 жыл бұрын
I thought of the baseball player lol I forgot about "Bennet blowing off some steam" now he is always going to be the Vernon Wells I think of from now on.
@tituspaar
@tituspaar 2 жыл бұрын
I love you now
@sloppydog4831
@sloppydog4831 Жыл бұрын
The handler guy is the bully from Three O'clock High and the villain in Kindergarten Cop. Also, Three O'clock High is one the greatest movies ever made!
@williamtoad8040
@williamtoad8040 6 ай бұрын
Oh this isn’t the good The Perfect Weapon movie from 1991. Which stared a much more deserving, talented, legitimate martial artist, Jeff Speakman. Who got screwed over by Paramount execs in 1993.
@Mattastrophic1
@Mattastrophic1 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal in a movie costs a million. If you want him to stand, that's two million. If you want him to stand, talk, and do vague king fu facing the camera, that's three million.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
You're probably pretty close lol
@MarioSratss
@MarioSratss Жыл бұрын
What is the point of this movie 😂 That's crazy. 😅You're review is epic. "This is Sparta!!!" 😂 SEAGAL needs a bodydouble to stand up 😁 Love it.
@16rumpole
@16rumpole 2 жыл бұрын
7:06 it's Bennett!
@markholmes2665
@markholmes2665 2 жыл бұрын
Question, if I may.....these are REALLY bad movies, as we all know. I'm sure Seagal makes the most $$$ in each one...but he must be putting every penny he has just to make the next one(with no end in sight!!!).....who else is paying for this CRAP? And WHY?????
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