The Pickup Artist From Hell

[@FTZPLTC]

Fascinated by that one guy with the blurred face, because his presence implies that all of these men had the option to remain anonymous and DIDN'T TAKE IT.

[@weedjesus5587]

they 100% thought that they would ger makeouts from this

[@m.r.d4550]

Or everyone just wasn’t aware and the guy just asked the camera crew to blur just him😂

[@LoreleiCatherine]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bardia-mn4vz]

@@m.r.d4550 what do you mean? the dude was looking straight at the camera and there was a microphone in their faces when they were outside example: 18:02 hmmmm I am also joking

[@m.r.d4550]

@@bardia-mn4vz nah I mean that the cast wasn't aware that asking to get their face blurred was possible. Only that one guy knew

[@NPC-nn4qe]

This feels like an Adult Swim infomercial parody.

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Or a Cherdleys skit

[@lasura]

It's just talent. To find these people and draw the madness out by just asking a simple question and then giving them space to express the madness 😁

[@kennycubensis8152]

It does

[@GuiltCulture]

@@lasura the man gives off 0 hostility and judges not a single person while interviewing them, completely unbiased: the ultimate journalist.

[@exeortegarubio]

It's definitely something you would see on Eric Andre or Tim & Eric

[@littlemontanalady]

"WhO wAnts tO RUN with mE" All women run away as fast as they can. 😂

[@doggo9567]

You lookin real portable rn

[@aporue5893]

is it me,or is vince creepy?

[@gilly678]

All the people in his group session, look like the kinda people you would expect to be in this group session.

[@elithornton5217]

Yeah. The borderline incels.Just one rejection away to push them over the N.G.F.L category

[@xkidgey]

Insecure men who are five feet fall and have receding chins and puberty tier facial hair are a market apparently

[@elithornton5217]

@@xkidgey luckily I’m 5’6 so I’m safe For now.

[@mudsludge]

@@elithornton5217 what is NGFL

[@elithornton5217]

@@mudsludge Nice Guys Finish Last. Trust me you don’t want to be placed in that category.Right above the “pick-me” boys

[@mint.neighbor]

I can't believe those people actually excist. This whole thing seems like a parody.

[@stanyou7655]

Please don't tell me you actually pronounce exist as excist

[@mint.neighbor]

@@stanyou7655 I am not a native speaker. Mistakes happen 🌸

[@aires8470]

wait this ISNT a parody??

[@talloncusack]

@@stanyou7655 relax…

[@crustytomato5164]

I thought this shit was like from the early 2000’s. Im surprised it still exists today.

[@Anthonycheesman2024]

All his videos have a 2005 vibe it gives me such nostalgia lol

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

Mans looks like a saints row villain

[@quoteunquote13aac]

we can really just forget the early 2000s

[@mrapollo13]

"You're so portable" is the most subtly terrifying statement I can think of

[@basementdwellercosplay]

These guys really take advantage that a lot of women will be nice to weirdos hoping they won't insult or hurt her.

[@tripped6956]

I guess men or women don't need to worry about these kinds of guys because you can smell them a mile away.

[@purrsuasively]

because of cologne or because of how badly they need a shower?

[@GOFFBITZH666]

@@purrsuasively both probably lol

[@ahardworker2154]

@@purrsuasively depending on what they look like

[@menace7339]

@@GOFFBITZH666 lol

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

I imagine they smell like spray on axe.

[@emkato21]

That thumbnail made me feel physically ill. Thank you.

[@mudsludge]

fr i've never felt this sick from seeing someone's face

[@derpydevilolidk]

@@mudsludge same

[@avag1334]

The thumbnail looks like it smells like old cheese and testicular sweat

[@hyperspacesushi]

It makes it worse when there's what can only be described as Oblivion background music playing while they're talking...

[@soulsymphony5111]

LOL someone should make a oblivion npc video out of all this content

[@diaznuts5947]

at my funeral I want people to play the clip " hello everybody, welcome back"

[@cyanidegrapes]

“welcome back” Everyone at the funeral: *welcome what*

[@somethingrandom6606]

@@cyanidegrapes The clip: Did I stutter?

[@starchaser341]

I'm fuckin dead then

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

I’m still convinced I’m just watching American What We Do in the Shadows

[@NPC-nn4qe]

This made me laugh waaayy too hard.

[@FeuerblutRM]

Damn..... Now I can't unsee it anymore 😑

[@talloncusack]

But these people aren’t even American!

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

@@talloncusack it’s still featured in Las Vegas. The vampires in WWDS were not native to the movies/shows location.

[@uotaniset]

yes i got that vibe right away!

[@harinder13137]

How to pick up girls....wikihow version: 1. Broaden your Horizons 2. Understand the (straight) male-female dynamic 3. Be your self, but be your best self 4. Perfect you body language 5. Never forget: 6. Learn this mantra: do or die

[@peacefulnightmare54]

Y'all, I'm really feeling number 5. Never forget:

[@mr.spaceaids5379]

Mean while bing: Step 1: kidnap woman and bring them to burger king Step 2: if no work keep repeating step 1 till it works

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

My strategy is to stumble through life until I come across a horny bisexual woman who's cool with the fact that I'm watching cartoons in my unicorn pajamas. It has worked 3 times and everything else I tried worked 0 times

[@barbararab6390]

@@peacefulnightmare54 never forget

[@peacefulnightmare54]

@@kimkillillasfuq8212 Facts.

[@t0ttsmejellin954]

As a front office agent at a hotel in vegas i can confirm 100% this happens every min of the day lol... Also a movie review or reaction video for the MTV movie "jailbait" seems logical to request during this video.

[@lulu.chains.88]

I live in Vegas and I'm scared to leave my house now knowing these guys are lurking outside

[@dottyorange7270]

Same here, I’m stoked I haven’t been out since the COVID hit.

[@FoulMouthFishing666]

There's absolutely no way this isn't satire. I cannot accept that this is real

[@mw7165]

Oh my GOD. As a woman, this makes me cringe deep within my soul… And the fact that they think they’re smooth or pickup artists or have “swag” or whatever and genuinely MEAN it is just…. 😬 yikes. This is like that one guy who a woman, very obviously out of his league smiles to, to be friendly or kisses him on the cheek because he’s a friend and suddenly, he thinks he’s god’s gift to women 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just…. My brain can hardly comprehend this… some people are too confident for their own good….

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

Imagine if you gave a guy a chance because he may be a little awkward but hell he's a nice guy. Then you see an ultimate pickup guide in his house. Oof

[@sas_aran6410]

When can we put these kinds of people in jail?😬

[@zombieoverlord5173]

At the very least a watchlist

[@extrollacc4587]

Anyone who sleeps with that many people is just trash with hiv

[@elizabethwojcik1620]

@@extrollacc4587 definitely not the point lol

[@Ivorensist]

@@extrollacc4587 ayy whoa what's up with the slut shaming?

[@mudsludge]

@@extrollacc4587 first you were on kurtis' video and now alienbacon? you have some... issues within yourself.

[@popcornsmith9820]

$897.00, a small price to pay for salvation.

[@purrsuasively]

I got followed when I was shopping downtown by a pick-up style guy. He kept pace with me, said he was a musician & asked if he could sing to me, asked my (star) sign and asked why I was going to the store I ended up waking into after trailing me for about a block. He stood outside the store for a while then left 🙃

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

“My star sign is the heavenly taste of mace! :D”

[@matthewodonnell6906]

That sounds fucking terrifying.

[@purrsuasively]

@@matthewodonnell6906 yeah last time I went down there I got noodles with my bf and friends and two guys asked us for our leftovers when we were walking down the street. One of them was really drunk and gave me a flower and he originally didn’t want my food, but when we said he didn’t have money he just was like ok give it to me. So that’s how I traded my $20 meal for a flower to a drunk guy downtown.

[@purrsuasively]

@@lazyfoxplays8503 😔🙏 exactly, I wish. So many of us just wanna be “nice” to these creeps though

[@javiermedina6144]

@@purrsuasively don't be nice! I bought my wife some mace and tell her to use it whenever she feels unsafe. All women should have mace and stun guns. I myself carry a weapon bc you never know! Don't let yourself become a victim 😩

[@breaktheboxgaming7902]

Little Nicky been doing the most since we last seen him apparently

[@ElementalWhispers]

Omg THAT'S who he reminds me of

[@LoreleiCatherine]

This made me laugh WAY too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TimeForDunston]

I actually hate everything and now I'm depressed.

[@angelina366]

I want him and Jeremy Fragrance to have a conversation

[@julius7146]

Oh my god, yes please. But with his weird cocaine personality that he shows on his german channel

[@darrellcovello7917]

But then they are gonna steal our girls

[@MrsStormtrooper]

Those people look like they were carefully picked from the discount bin at the creepy loser store, I refuse to believe this is for real. There is no way in hell a normal, sober girl would go for that lmaoooo

[@rabbadidi7385]

I don't think even a drunk one would fall for them either.

[@cheezymcsqueezy5465]

The bargain bin in the creepy loser store? No way! That’s a high quality creepy loser right there.

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

They prey on the person who just got out of a relationship and feels like nobody would love them; or the person that’s been single a tiny bit too long that attention feels nice. Because that’s how I ended up with shitty ex’s and ignored red flags. I thought the attention was nice and was really in a low situation. >.

[@wowamber5107]

Every once in a while a stray "pickup artist KZbin watcher" trys to struck a convo and you know right away because it's always a variation of the same thing, and it fucking hurts because of how cringe it is and I just wanna die, I hate being a woman

[@Dinanysos]

Honestly exactly what I was thinking!! Every time I watch one of those videos I think it can't get worse than this second hand embarrassment, but then I get approached on the street from guys with shit like "oh you have a pretzel? You like pretzels? Well I like pretzels too, we should exchange numbers and meet again some day! Do u wanna go party today??"

[@rickashleysrollofricks7724]

@@Dinanysos Ngl I’m Not a big fan of pretzels

[@burninsherman1037]

@@rickashleysrollofricks7724 you fuckers have made me wanna eat a whole bag of pretzels, and top that shit off with a huge soft pretzel from the mall. I'm not even sure mall pretzels are even still a thing, but I want one.

[@rikmcdik6662]

So why do good girls like bad guys vibes

[@xoticbell]

4 episodes this week omg heaven

[@wildchameleon7]

Hey, at first we were promised one episode every other day on this channel.

[@ratsalad8295]

Stanli looks as if Leonard Dicaprio and Gus johnson had a child. Very weird

[@Sebastian-Draegon]

Gus Johnson and Frankie muniz

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

Gus Johnson & Steve Buscemi.

[@metallicmaiden409]

He looks like Benny Watts from Queen's gambit

[@elko7465]

All white people look alike

[@joshuarainey6796]

That guy's about as appealing as a trash can full of used condoms and dirty syringes!

[@JarradIsSus1810]

Jeez it's like his mokawk has a Mohawk.

[@genericfriend2568]

This man is like Robbie from Gravity Falls if his downward spiral never ended, holy shit.

[@T_he.Ax_O-loT-l_]

Why you gotta do my man Robbie like that tho 😂

[@genericfriend2568]

@@T_he.Ax_O-loT-l_ He did himself dirty with that CD

[@hastenedfatalis]

he kind of looks like Little Nicky

[@Ivebeenbleak]

"I like to party." 🧍‍♂️

[@HonestlyHolistic]

On what woman would this shit ever POSSIBLY work

[@lungmud931]

i feel like a turtle retracting into my shell every 30 seconds

[@karlvuleta]

2:00 he legit styled his hair using a van de graaff generator and hairspray

[@erickchesnut8527]

He sounds like he comes from the same part of Louisiana as Tommy Wiseau.

[@Jenacide]

Every single last one of these guys has to just be an actor for this show, there is no way these people are for real

[@docsnake]

I can barely look at that thumbnail full-on, I can’t even imagine anyone actually getting close enough to him to make out. No way.

[@trashpanda3544]

World record for make outs, how can you prove something like that?

[@sara.rae08]

And why would anyone be impressed with how many makeouts you've had? Lol

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

And is it counted per individual? Because I make out with my wife every other day, but I've only kissed six girls in my entire life.

[@_Kuma_]

Oof that part where he tried to kiss that girl… painful. I was just about to type that he was the least cringe for me (besides interviewer guy). The dude with the Mohawk is sooooo awful. Only people I can imagine get with him are people under the influence of something or are cohered. 🤢

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

They don't need a pickup artist class, most of these guys need a social behaviour class. How does anyone not realise that when someone is literally walking away from you, they're not interested in talking? No amount of PUA 'tips and tricks' are gonna help you when you can't even pick up the simplest cues in human social interaction.

[@striderm]

These guys have such massive middle-schooler energy.

[@quintessential20]

ALL GAS NO BRAKES!!!! such a talented journalist. Massive shame about what happened to his channel though

[@kayallen5420]

What did happen? I never heard about him before.

[@breaktheboxgaming7902]

What happened to his channel??

[@quintessential20]

I'm not 100% on the details but from what I understand he didn't own the actual channel or something and it was actually owned by a company. But I think there was a clash of opinions and he was essentially ousted from the channel and since then i don't think the channel has uploaded. Think I'm gonna look into it properly though. Hopefully he's started his own channel or something. I think all his old videos are still up on the channel though

[@talloncusack]

Is he in this?

[@quintessential20]

yes he's the guy in the shirt and tie with curly hair

[@staceynicklas244]

So cringe..women would run away seeing them walking towards them

[@mckymcobvious3043]

honestly, the "friendzone" is _exactly_ where you should want to be. most people end up with someone they were genuinely friends with, it's not where romance goes to die, you're framing it wrong. if you're honestly their best friend? it'll be worth it even if you don't end up together... but you've got the best shot of anybody. you already know how well you get along... you have to _honestly_ be friends though, no bs ok?

[@AllMusicalThings]

I don't think I've ever cringed so hard. Or said Oh my god into my hands, so many times. It's this kinda of thing that just supports toxic masculinity. The fact that these guys think that the more make-outs the better, the more sex the better. Some of these guys seem to have a decent personality. It also as a woman makes me feel like we're just a means to an end. Just something that is approached, used, then tossed away at the end. It's just sad and a very outdated way of thinking. And what's even sadder is when men look up to these artists....

[@danikajennings4473]

When that creep went in for the kiss… 0-o

[@nikkichucklespartdeux]

This guy is quite the character and I would expect nothing less than having my favorite Bionical 🐷 and Alien 👽 🥓 covering him This is gonna be funny ❤️

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

That thumbnail... He never left his 80’s punk phase. I’m going to scream.

[@mreggcracker6531]

His Mohawk is like His Peacock Tail...🤔🦚

[@bingobazingo9565]

this really feels like a tim and eric skit i cant and wont believe that this is real.

[@madladtad6579]

I still refuse to believe that is not a comedy skit

[@mango3078]

All my fiancé had to do was ask me what my favorite color was. It’s not that hard. 😂

[@jamesnurgle6368]

watching the side guys hitting on girls really reminds me of going through the script when I used to do door to door fundraising XD

[@neonredhex]

As not just a woman, but a human being, I am terrified of these people and will be staying far, far away from them

[@Shinigami344]

i was just thinking, when are they going to upload

[@6truss734]

18:01 ITS THE HEART ATTACK GRILL

[@lazarusthibodeaux]

Someone buy those DVDs for them.

[@czechmate8287]

I feel like I need to take a shower after this and I'm 40 seconds in.

[@dominicmanester8125]

I wonder how they managed to get Napoleon Dynamite to be the interviewer.

[@Synthia17]

Hell yeah, I'm here before they'll block it

[@Jond253]

Same

[@brady-gelskey3884]

Exactly

[@prodigy_playz_2429]

Vince looks like the artist from the evil within 2.

[@TheIllusiveBlane]

They are exaggerating beyond belief, it's not even believable

[@TheBrianNormal]

Gru has really changed over the years, he makes out with girls, he dresses like he's in a 90s rock band and he grew his hair out. Crazy how people change.

[@Monox1de7]

Looks like Adam Sandler playing just another strange role lol

[@andholiday]

These guys should call themselves the second hand embarrassment guys. That was hard to watch

[@quietvalerie1]

Everytime Stanli "sings" I have to crank down the volume so I don't cringe myself unconscious.

[@princenadroj9766]

10:28 is it just me, or does that dude look a little like Mac from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

[@chris_1412]

That Stanli guy sounds like he is in a metal band or perhaps some rock band. I mean going into your head voice is a thing, you just gotta know when it's appropriate to do in a song when you sing. But when you aint even reciting any song and randomly go into your head voice is like 😂 lil awkward situation

[@jessehaaland7689]

I've seen this curly haired guy do other weird interviews bi think

[@MJ-mp1fx]

Ugh predatory entitled guys like that are why I carry pepper spray and a glass breaking tool.

[@siko-society5635]

Everyone in the hotel room screams super vergins

[@sandraaa8496]

I wouldn’t go anywhere alone with any of them 😬

[@Ottepeg89]

That bit with the twins has the same energy as when Michael Scott tries to hang out with the warehouse guys

[@thickely4666]

elvis' face at 19:58 describes this whole video perfectly

[@caroline6218]

19:45 The interactions they had with the girls before this where just awkward and cringe, but this was way to far. He tried to kiss a random girl who his only talk too for around 1 minute! Plus she’s in a relationship already! Really wired and creepy.

[@aporue5893]

0-0

[@michaelangst6078]

A real successful pickup artist would have to be incredibly charismatic and hilarious.. You cannon teach that.. You either have it or you don't

[@karnivorevolpe5344]

*During the quick photo montage at **4:19**, there’s a woman much taller than him who looks like she’s lifting him to her lips like a child, and a photo right at the end of two girls kissing, neither of which are even him.*

[@ratkinguk1942]

This is the biggest WTF episode you've down so far... Love it

[@sasman5496]

The pickup artist looks like saul goodman's emo cousin

[@LauraRosesSupposes]

This man took the title 'pick up artist' WAY too literally

[@honeynugget1457]

so weird bc they keep picking up women in walkways like she's gonna stop walking to talk to this creepy rando

[@MangoghTV]

This felt like watching Borat, except Borat made me laugh instead of giving me physical and emotional pain

[@dreamingahopefuldream4439]

I feel like I am on another plane of existence just watching this lol If any of these men approached me in public I would run

[@ubahfly5409]

Dude is "The King Of Makeouts" aka "Hairspray Enhanced Reckless Public Exchange of Saliva" or H.E.R.P.E.S. for short.

[@lonelystarslibrary9326]

Gold

[@juicybuttercup5393]

I couldn't watch the meat eating man video so now I'm required to watch this ep.

[@casmsfrought9956]

Yeah i havent watch that one yet, but ill probably do it later

[@jesslynn319]

2:45 Gus + Frankie Muniz

[@heathermoss1523]

i didn't expect pick-up artistry to be so literal

[@merkahilsinger8435]

It makes me so happy to see you two collab

[@IZBTV]

Reserved my copy of Bionic's 'Take It Like a Pig' and Elvis's 'Probe Her Heart' Bussin tips that are out of this world on how to get every girl in the galaxy

[@NeroXVLX]

Goods to see there is still a place for Little Nicky cosplayers in this world.

[@sabinfigaro7334]

Stanli looks like one of the guys from Buzzfeed's "Worth It". Almost to a "T" lmao.

[@LoreleiCatherine]

8:49 woke up my moms dog and she’s got this look like “what the ever loving fu** is that actual caterwauling?!” I’m dyinnnngggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imgonnacry458]

they look like a dnd party

[@nate5051]

i just ate a sandwich very good

[@fishsmell2570]

Was it an egg salad sandwich?

[@nate5051]

@@fishsmell2570 i wish

[@harinder13137]

oooh what type then?

[@nate5051]

@@harinder13137 it was the turkey avocado blt from panera

[@harinder13137]

@@nate5051 ngl that sounds good

[@yofavpothead]

Dude with the purple hair do the hardest drugs😂😭

[@thisistheend_777]

"King of makeouts" ?? What a DORK 😂 "thunder texting" 😆

[@lasura]

I'm always surprised how Andrew finds these crazy people but he does 🤣