Gamers Beware! This Could Kill You 😲

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[@Parscuit]

My brother acted in 4 or 5 of the death scenarios in this show! They'ed always come on TV and I'd excitedly point him out to my friends. Shit was sooo funny because he was ALWAYS cast as a druggy/stoner 100% of the time lol.

[@thesneakyslothh5550]

thats amazing lmao

[@majorblitz3846]

Your brother has an interesting former career, being casted as PSA character and such.

[@wintermoon7003]

That's interesting! And I'm kinda surprised no one has called you a liar about it!

[@bibsp3556]

Imagine walking into a casting and theyre like: "Youre perfect!" and then getting 10 roles as a heroine addict.

[@ShyDeathKitten666]

Has your bro's career continued outside 1,000 Ways to Die? Hopefully he just didn't get typecast into being the "Stoner/Druggy Man #1" in crime dramas and what have you.

[@subparlario4916]

Oh yeah, this show. It scared me SO MUCH when I was 4-5. All I remember is that girl who drowned in mud in her backyard and the war veteran who had a bullet lodged in his head for years. He then hit his head on his refrigerator (door) and fucking died.

[@Caz.Heisenberg]

Wait what? He had a bullet stuck in his head? How? Also how do you drown in mud? It's a solid

[@subparlario4916]

@@Caz.Heisenberg yeah, mud. I found the original segment here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYfTqoVplNh0hKc

[@abloodcorpse3318]

I remember three from my childhood, one in which it's a bunch of people stuck in an elevator and a Karen forces herself through the door only for the elevator to start moving downwards while she was stuck half way out of the elevator and she is sliced in half, one in which a man hears a funny joke and doesn't stop laughing, ever, and one where an Asian dad tries to test his daughter's boyfriend by challenging him to eat a live squid, the boyfriend refuses, but the dad eats the squid then chokes to death as the squid starts pulling itself out and suffocating him.

[@EdwardoLover]

@@Caz.Heisenberg not all mud is solid. There's some mud that is a lot more wet. People take mud baths all the time.

[@whitecreamymilk8436]

The vet was a nazi not a vietnam war vet. Lmao.

[@hastenedfatalis]

The "video game historian" was Pat Contri, he's a KZbinr with a channel called PatTheNESPunk. He's made content with AVGN before

[@goob47]

I love Pat :) he’s well known in the retro video game scene for having a complete NES game collection (US) including the crazy rare ones

[@aucur]

oh no Pat got served ba :|

[@DJGURR]

His game history books are really good too. Especially the snes one

[@sunflower1127]

Pat has a SICK COLLECTION!

[@cryptidsgaming1518]

I dont like pat

[@srslydoatm9251]

Ah, 1000 ways to die. I would always tune in as a child.

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

Seems dated when you think about the time it was made

[@gremlininblue2601]

yo same. i still remember the dude beheaded by a wire

[@nuclearlunarpuppet9733]

@@gremlininblue2601 I remember the belly dancer who got choked by her own sash when her fan caught it

[@staruchx]

I still love this show

[@zeallust8542]

@@gremlininblue2601 the one i remember most vividly was that one where a fish jumped down some girls throat and got stuck, and when she tried to pull it out the scales dug into her throat and made it so it wouldnt come out

[@Shavis]

DUDE WTF!!! that girl "Tina" is Marisha Ray from Critical Role, Pat "Video Game Historian" is Pat the NES Punk and as long i understand Ron Perlman is the narrator, WHAT THE HELL???

[@xenjanobody2097]

I can't believe I get to hear Beau say "Noobzors" XD

[@IngwazViking]

Yep that's the only thing Marsha ray is known for crit role

[@rune-mk2hi]

@@IngwazViking I mean she is creative director and producer for the company, and it is the most popular thing she's been in so it's not entirely surprising that what she's known for.

[@Assimandeli]

Someone should bring this show up to Pat on his podcast

[@spenserlopez9957]

I'm surprised they didn't mention that the narrator is Ron Pearlman

[@zaccarrot5674]

Yoooooo that's sick unironically he is damn good he even narrates fallout new vegas

[@bibsp3556]

Perlman! I just couldnt put my finger on it

[@davidkauer6784]

Thank you for saying what everone was thinking.

[@crustytomato5164]

The man the myth the cat legend.

[@josiahmycousin]

I knew but i didnt know kinda

[@sawk1875]

"Attention noobs and noobettes" has the same energy as "Gamer dudes and dudettes"

[@wisconsinking323]

No one says noobs or noobetts anymore same thing with dude and dudettes.

[@sawk1875]

@@wisconsinking323 have you seen that weird ass dust off infomercial that was targeted towards gamers? Thats what im talking about

[@jeremywhalen7682]

@@sawk1875 H3 did a reaction video to that years ago. Check it out

[@sawk1875]

@@jeremywhalen7682 yes ive seen it, good stuff

[@Cardali]

Holy shit guys the levels on the intro music I swear it's getting slightly louder every video.

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

were sigma males being slowly boiled like frogs

[@dacarly1330]

I USED TO LOVE 1000 TO DIE I would love to see more reactions from this show

[@chicharraun8525]

me too

[@l.p3861]

I loved it! Terrible, but hilarious

[@KrowwJaeger]

I remember one about a guy that used a chainsaw as a lasso to impress his sexy neighbor and ended up chopping his head off, and another one about a girl that died while getting fucked by a horse. Wild shit

[@l.p3861]

@@KrowwJaeger I liked the one with the guy that was smoking on the toilet and blew his ass off because there was gas in the toilet

[@czechmate8287]

"There's two types of games, death match and capture the flag" Counter Strike called, you hurt their feelings.

[@kemikaru14]

"Idk thus episode was in 2005 or something" Death was in 2008. The show predicted this dudes death.

[@denilsonthomas]

Just about to comment this lmfaooo

[@wibbles6327]

1000 ways to die is such a good binge series

[@zach9415]

If you guys want to hear where this story came from, check out Chubbyemu’s video “A man played video games nonstop for 73 hours.” Turns out that after sitting for such a long period of time, a blood clot had formed in his leg. After standing up, the clot traveled to his heart causing the heart attack.

[@wildchameleon7]

OMG That's Pat the NES Punk!

[@MichaelMichael-us6wq]

I know he was in Avgn (James Rolfe), which is where I first discovered him

[@TheNoNamefamer]

I'm surprised you guys didn't automatically point out that it's Ron Perlman as the narrator.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

i never realized the narrator was pearlman. and i feel like a troglodyte now

[@TimeForDunston]

People who say that ordinary things are as addictive as crack, have clearly never smoked crack before.

[@goldensloth7]

ikr?

[@tugmylantern4244]

Only 30 hours a week? That ain’t shit.

[@iamAustinxD]

This. Show. Was. The. *SHIT!*

[@atticuswoodall8573]

I remember an episode were this clean freak had water go up his nose the wrong way and died and now whenever any liquid goes up my nose I have a panic attack

[@thuglifeinc4894]

I wonder why they chose that specific angle when the girl started dancing

[@boxxkidd]

Yalls intro music always makes me excited

[@boxxkidd]

@@jaidasimone_ glad im not alone 😂

[@justminibanana9128]

You can get blood clots from sitting for too long

[@Spookdog]

this show fkin traumatized me as a kid lmao like it made me fear dying the weirdest deaths bc it made it seem like just anything could happen and I could absolutely accidentally die in an instant, or I could do something wrong and someone else would die. idk why I was allowed to watch it occasionally?? I vividly remember this 1 episode about a guy getting caught by cops and putting pepper spray up his own ass bc he didn't want to get caught with it 😭it was awful wtf

[@Ezystutters]

Was that Marisha Ray?

[@Crusha2099]

Came here to say this and can confirm from her Wiki page.

[@theblackvalkyrie69]

Imagine standing up and dying 💀

[@nil0ww598]

Hes a Super Intense Minecraft Player

[@twily4]

the "gamer death" reminds me of the one where a guy like. "hacks" his pace maker? or someone else hacks it????? And the circuitry/bluetooth/something-or-other gets picked up by his teenage, video game playing neighbor, and his button pressing playing COD causes his pace maker to short circuit and die???????? that show was full of weirdass shit. There was also the fart yoga one. And the deep fried corn dog one. and the boba tea one. Honestly, there is so much material with 1000 WTD that I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone else talk about it.

[@sunnydaze905]

SHOUTOUT TO MARISHA RAY THE GAMER GIRL IS POWERFUL

[@joemarx7495]

Even though I was absolutely not the target audience being like 9-12 or whatever when it was going on, I appreciate the show for teaching me how not to be an idiot. I always thought the narrator sounded a little like Ron Perlman.

[@PeachyBeins]

That's because the narrator was ron perlman

[@starjumper]

How did we all end up watching this when we were kids lmao

[@kulebra2990]

Lmaoooo!! “Stupid girl” IF ONLY they knew what they really call us gamer girls 🤣😂😂

[@qwerty_artist]

1:52 is that the SAO health sound?? I'm getting flashbacks listening to that

[@mvmusic8467]

You guys really need to lower the volume of the intro music so that it matches the rest of the video, its been way too loud for the past 2 or 3 videos.

[@lydarin1]

medically, you CAN die from just standing up. but it does take sitting down for over 72 hours. You can get a blood clot in your legs from sitting down for an extensive amount of time. If you suddenly stand, this blood clot can break off large peices, which can make their way to your heart and/or brain, and RIP you.

[@DarkNightRJ]

Sitting in one spot without moving for long enough can kill you. I forget what the name of it is, but don't think you really need any underlying conditions.

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

3:30 What the fuck that's Pat the NES Punk

[@tracerjames51]

This show and Manswers were THE shows to sneak out of your room to watch in the middle of the night

[@itstendys]

Damn I did not know gamers talk like doodlebob

[@salamanderavem3782]

I remember those shows “Most shocking” I believe That series tramatized me

[@MysteriousStoner]

Alienbacon: when was this show? 2004-05? caption of when dude died: 2008

[@josiahmycousin]

There was one death where the bad guy, a deunk construction worker, killed his totally innocent coworker by dropping a literal ton of dirt on him and suffocating him.

[@Popper_Drop]

They always made them the most detestable people in the stories so people would actually enjoy watching them die instead of getting upsetty 💀

[@behappy5869]

When you die a gamer you start back at level 1

[@tjmurphy9909]

Imagine beating someone on a game and they die

[@IZBTV]

I'm a gamer, but thanks to the 'Countdown' app I know when I'm gonna die 😘 sprinkle some Alien Bacon bits on my grave

[@ajaxrao6042]

From what I understand, gaming doesn't kill you but the bodily action during gaming. The first is the lack of sleep while another was sitting too long, as it was stated that a clot might build up somewhere in the bloodstream and would lead to heart attack.

[@joshuazeeman7553]

Also holding your piss. These guys clearly had that covered but I could see someone not peeing for long enough to burst a bladder because of gaming

[@sarukamisama3614]

It’s log flight syndrome. It’s worse if you’re blood is prone to clotting, but it could happen to any one of the sit for long periods of time without moving.

[@raceemrobinson2578]

Yo Elvan the alien & bionic pig like literally no joke when I was really young I used to watch the shit out of this show always make me feel interested about the deaths and thank you for talking about it

[@rorycox7830]

yoot

[@DKF_oli]

elvan

[@krystalbressmer3678]

Is..Is that "gamer girl" Marisha from Critical Role?

[@nrgbunni.]

I suspect the sores on his body became infected which weakened his heartland caused cardiac arrest aka heart attack induced by sepsis. His lack of personal hygiene and not moving for long period of time is what caused the bed sores in the first place

[@nickholcomb2220]

Man this is like the worst humanity has to offer

[@mayedin01]

I loved 1000 ways to die, it was my family's favorite show for a bit before they took it off of netflix/hulu

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

They need to put it back on

[@kiirezii9544]

I remember this show scared the shit out of me when I was 8, I didn't want to drink drinks bc I thought I would choke on a straw and die or smth

[@versatile_samuel]

Show: "Died in 2008" Elvis: "This is from like 2005"

[@_Kuma_]

I used to raid in WoW (WoTLK) with my laptop on my lap, on the toilet lol wasn’t gonna miss out on any of our progression

[@hotpocketcentral6775]

30 hours/week for hardcore? i must a god then

[@awkwardnerd.]

Wow you're so hardcore you forgot how to English

[@TheGermanFabian]

I love the way Elvis greets us at the start. It makes me smile every time.

[@jacksbox317]

This show deeply scarred me as a child. I can't actually sit and watch it straight I or I'll go into an anxiety attack

[@NYC_Goody]

Even being as young as I was, I always thought it was crazy how this show disrespected and joked on the dead. TV back then was wild lol

[@domd5989]

Ah this brings me back to the days of Spike TV

[@sasorithesergal3191]

Yes do manswers! Kurtis Connor's vid on Manwsers is one of my faves! The show is so over the top it's great!

[@deadcell9787]

He said "Online tournaments for games work like this you pick your game, you pick your category of game let's say deathmatch or capture the flag." He was giving a couple examples not saying those are the only types of tournaments.

[@unicorniorhian]

I love this show! I even recently found a long playlist of some clips from it. Here it is: kzbin.info/aero/PLdpm1Dl8wdIvGk4N2zss88UpnN3XkEMgi

[@Ghost_Embers]

Thanks. I know what im watching later. 🙂👍

[@bayonetababe9697]

Yeah thanks. I had forgotten all about this show but it’s hilarious.

[@prestonalldredge4242]

Thanks I guss

[@SlumSapien]

I don't remember the narrator being this damn ruthless.

[@izzyart6669]

The Narrator was Ron Pearlman Lol

[@Dragon_14]

i play from when i get up to when i sleep because i use it to cope with depression and not enjoying much stuff

[@johnnynewbern3715]

Please do more of these!!! Also I think he was talking about CS at the time it was just defuse and deathmatch

[@deidara432]

when elvis looked into my eyes and said shitting feels great i felt that

[@Empus_king_of_the_damned]

Please more from this :D

[@academyjason]

my favorite eps that i remember is a massively angry man that got sawed and an anorexic girl that died from over eating

[@thomaslardinois6383]

I would LOVE to see you guys tackle more 1000 ways to die episodes

[@sunderland7069]

Wildlife documentary narrator :"Alrighhhht , Amazon forest. Time to fetch me a crocodile bitch"

[@natestaste2074]

You know how you stand up too fast and see stars just imagine sitting for a real long time and shooting up real quick shit will fuck you up lmao

[@deadscope90]

This was all on Netflix and one point, me and my friends watched it all baked

[@Crusha2099]

Is the gamer girl in the first vid Marisha Ray? It looks so much like her!

[@RammyHamster5]

it is! she's in two episodes, this one and one called Death on a Stick. she plays "Trudie the Karaoke Girl"

[@jazzhands9145]

This show traumatized me as a kid, good times

[@fulminarre]

Even with no underlying health problems, it sounds like he died of a pulmonary embolism, which could happen to a completely healthy person if they sat for 60 straight hours without moving.

[@wolfiejohnson9]

We respawn 😎

[@phantom__oaa]

6:10 quite the conversation Just wish they didn't have it right after I got some coco puffs

[@zayaloveszazabuccaknot2629]

I’m lovin these constant uploads☺️😜

[@9psychonaut1]

Well that was something

[@tdog8885]

Lol that guy pat has been on KZbin since the dinosaurs. Patthenespunk

[@Gatorade69]

And most people with a brain hate the guy,

[@tdog8885]

@@Gatorade69 yup

[@kazsdoesntlikemovies3253]

I miss this show so much

[@cata0rostika]

There are 16 pieces of bacon falling off the alien's spaceship. I had never counted. I did today because I don't have anything else to do...

[@t4rv0r60]

all i can think of is this sick gaming setup and this pro player joystick :D also spike TV made a show where they showed the cruelest death sentences in history. i learned about the "Pear of Anguish" from that show. what a fun read that was

[@gamerxx-wx5sx]

I would love to see more reactions from this show

[@JediCloud]

No one mentions that being a “gamer” is a expensive hobby

[@wafflemypancakesuponthesun875]

Part 2!

[@romanlane6189]

You guys need to react to more of these

[@HorseJoint]

Thank God somebody's finally talkin about this amazing fucking show. I watched basically every season of this show when it was still in syndication. I didn't stream it, I actually watched it. Commercials and all. The good days.

[@Jenacide]

I really wasn't expecting the sudden Marisha Ray

[@humbleheathen69]

" imagine shitting while gaming. " the hell do you think the Nintendo switch was really made for?

[@dootymooty3589]

I used to be so traumatized but mesmerized by that show as a kid omg😩

[@thecrimsonfreak5546]

Narrator: VIDEO GAMES ARE ADDICTIVE AS CRACK me: just a little

[@cammyman32]

I remember 1000 Ways To Die as a kid! Wow!

[@crimsonscriticalcorner9048]

I didn't know the clones had a channel

[@euchrideucrow4590]

I didn't knew that Marisha Ray acted in some of these.

[@beekeepertree]

Brooo I watched this all the time 5 episodes i know off my head The girl who swallowed a whole fish The nudist painter The guy who swallowed a pool table ball The sex addict girl with a huge bush And the guy who ate metal

[@marionmoseby2941]

This was the show you would watch as a kid thinking you were being edgy only to quickly switch the channel hoping your parents wouldn't see what you were watching.

[@rorycox7830]

yoot

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

Says date of accident in video they're watching. Them:" when was this made? Like 2005?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@orestmikulin235]

Is the narrator Duke Nukem? "That's one dead Japanese gameshow contestant!"

[@juicybuttercup5393]

1,000 ways to die was an entirely different show and I miss it