This Man Teaches Us How To Be SIGMA MALES

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[@alienbacon]

Reupload due to editing mistake

[@voidedzofficial2944]

it’s okay

[@detenatron.3608]

SUPP MY NIGGASSSSSSS OHHHHHHHHHHH

[@goroakechi22]

Smh my head, not an epic poggers moment.

[@BstarStudios]

ooooh i thought youtube took it down i was about to get pissed off

[@metrobrayd2035]

@@goroakechi22 right!

[@Ikatak]

Any dude that believes in this has no right to talk shit about girls that believe in astrology

[@ahmedmido7723]

Facts

[@killax20]

That's... Incredibly accurate :D

[@Ihateartichokes]

Couldn’t be truer

[@jahnukainen_8912]

Preach It!

[@Rat-ld8xu]

Or trans people and gender identity or gender expression

[@CurlyQueue_]

Sigma-man: Into the Mano-verse

[@cosmicberry6096]

The true marvel hero

[@seasonedmeatmaniac5897]

Sigma-man and Beta-verse of madness

[@paulieswalnut]

Sigma-Man No Way Hoes.

[@patch2932]

All I got from this video is that this guy doesn’t know anything about the social structure of wild animals.

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

Who is going to tell these "alpha" dudes that wolf hierarchy isn't at all what they think it is...

[@enby_kensei]

They've already been told this by people like Harry Brewis who actually read the alpha male study (and its follow-up) instead of a synopsis on 4chan, but they're all low-T beta male soyboys, so their input doesn't matter /s

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

@@enby_kensei Oh well good to know they're all good listeners then.

[@Jay_one]

They should read some wolf fantasy novels. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMaiaDriscol]

@@Jay_one Twilight is my favorite biology text.

[@snowgrave2475]

Whats funnier is that the 'alpha' version usually means the least complete and developed. So yes. Call yourselves alphas

[@ckenepah]

Pretty sure "the manosphere" is the gay bar I went to on my 21st birthday lmao

[@weebpotato2366]

Nice 👍

[@zz7733]

This is the best comment on this video omg

[@PhilipWester]

Tell me more...

[@unconcernedcitizen4092]

How have you been? I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

[@zacharytrammell3382]

Ha, not a fan of you gays but I'm okay with yall living your live's for this joke alone.

[@AscheTrojanGen]

As other people has said before: This is just astrology for men

[@realhumanbean7915]

Astrology for insecure men

[@artemis7271]

It's the myers-briggs index for misogynists

[@nelsonpina2688]

But worse

[@muhammadeisa1459]

Astrology is, at least, fun and has a very old tradition with a lot of great lore.

[@teabean1348]

The fact that alpha, beta, and omega logic doesn't exist in wolves...

[@ghoulishtoad]

One bad science test and years later, now soy makes dudes become women now

[@realhumanbean7915]

@@ghoulishtoad Soy have phytoestrogens, which don’t affect us because we're not fucking plants. I’ll still die before ever taking soylent though, that shit looks lame as fuck.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@ghoulishtoad whats funny is that the guy who made that theory debunked it himself

[@lennon4710]

I'm uncomfortable with how close this dude is to the camera wtf

[@possessedaerosol8343]

It’s so you don’t see how small his muscles are

[@matteosattin]

So sigma...

[@Gracitagouv]

@@possessedaerosol8343 Lmaooo

[@alexeybagirov6635]

I hate judging people by the looks but his teeth bother me

[@moxiemaxie3543]

His bottom row of teeth don't match the top row. Its like 20 teeth on the bottom

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

"Zelta" isn't even a Greek letter

[@kutaoizumi4189]

Legend of Zelta

[@quitegauche]

It's the rarest breed of male you'll find.

[@Ladle69]

@@kutaoizumi4189 Breath of the Gamma

[@elbruh3778]

*What a ripoff.*

[@massivemansbiggestplan]

It's zeta and Delta, a whole new low

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

"You're simplifying people to one word" It's even shorter and simpler than that because alpha, sigma, and beta are all letters!

[@qvasararthouse9743]

True! Imagine simplifying people to one letter 😭

[@Igneeka]

Huh that's such an omega thing to say

[@qvasararthouse9743]

@@Igneeka lmaoooo

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

These people really think life is like a Mean Girls male version spinoff

[@SammyKablam]

I can't stop looking at the metal thing in his mouth.

[@brimstoner982]

To prove he is an alpha, he only eats pure aluminum foil to sharpen his teeth because he thinks he is the alpha wolf (like an actual fucking wolf). He has to fight off all the other wolfs to retain his position is the herd.

[@Zaradorian]

@@brimstoner982 lmfao

[@mizzkittenttv]

Same I fucking hate it

[@horsegirlheresy6195]

He’s wearing a grill dawg

[@shonk3623]

The reason why he's so close to the camera is because he's currently DOMINATING the camera in order to exert how much of a Sigma male he is not to prove to the audience that he's a sigma because that's not sigma. but it is in fact to prove himself that he is sigma and not alpha because the lions and nests....and the pack of wolves of wolf pack but is in fact a lone wolf that dominates quietly. not to be confused with the beta and alpha gamma rays in the menosphere but still this remains to be largely unknown due to sigma being discovered last week

[@Vonias]

the latest patch that added the Zelta male class is probably the best update in a while. Totally shook up the meta in a really unique and fresh way.

[@brimstoner982]

You forgot the Pi male update.

[@zulfirdauszain8810]

Do sigma males usually have more teeth than alphas. Cause he definitely has more teeth than normal

[@sakio7873]

BIG FACTS

[@giuliab.5493]

Right? I was looking for a comment about it

[@echidnut6602]

yep im a sigma

[@theangrydweller1002]

I can’t tell if those are filings or the most fucked looking grill over ever seen

[@siukong]

I think it's some sort of retainer. Would also explain how his words are sometimes overenunciated and there's just a hint of a lisp sometimes.

[@kota1748]

"Sigmas don't want to be seen" but he's making a youtube video...

[@MilanNikolic96]

Its not that he wants to be seen, he just feels obligated to teach us betas about smegmas

[@leroyjenkins5902]

Im a retard male

[@nathangreen4539]

@@MilanNikolic96 I someday hope to achieve the level of smegma male

[@josepholivarez1281]

Sigma male more like Ligma male. That is all.

[@danielbr93]

GOT EM! **dabs off a cliff**

[@IHTCAU]

lig ma balls

[@murmuru7281]

@@IHTCAU no u lol

[@pippa5563]

Damn daniel

[@matteosattin]

Drops the mic

[@PiePieTheSpartan]

Sigma male? More like ligma male. This man has a serious case of ligma that I'm not sure is curable.

[@michaelmoore4043]

F

[@parthpawar6169]

😂😂😂😂 I liked that 😂😂

[@Swarming-Languendo]

Next week he'll be talking about 'Θ' Males and how its common place to walk on water and eat raw cactus meat

[@elbruh3778]

I mean... I know a couple of KZbinrs who ate a raw cactus at least two times...

[@tiredfrog308]

God damn it, guys, it’s three AM in Australia and I was just about to go to bed... but I NEED to see your take on this Absolute Specimen.

[@Alex-ow6hk]

It’s a sacrifice we have to make fam

[@piagebot2943]

These guys: ugh women are so confusing and emotional. They’re so complicated Also these guys: Now alphas are at the top of the pyramid but sigmas are better because they’re lone wolves and lone wolves dont need a woman’s attention but they’re also more deserving of a woman’s touch because they’re not a-holes but they’re also not beta Nice Guys cuz those losers always finish last for being too nice and not “alpha” enough

[@Tavemanic]

Wait, what?

[@therobomeep6930]

@@Tavemanic yep.

[@mayonotes9849]

These are the guys after being rejected and posted on r/niceguys.

[@NoName95753]

perfectly explained😆

[@realhumanbean7915]

@@mayonotes9849 Exactly. They’re the dudes who post on incels.co

[@sasorithesergal3191]

I'm living for Elvis losing his mind to this! 😂

[@fadegymbro2563]

that one dislike is just this man hating on the real sigma males

[@Sam-ib5vu]

fr

[@Tavemanic]

It says 6 dislikes

[@cabobo1600]

@@Tavemanic He keeps making new accounts to dislike the video

[@themyta3154]

imagine not being a beta male couldn’t be me

[@sofiaevilafhater3729]

A guy: Me:

[@antoniokruger8529]

Wtf is redpill?

[@carolinehoak]

@@antoniokruger8529 has a lot of connotations but in reference to the Manosphere it’s basically an ideology that views women as inferior animals and offers advice to self conscious males that just teaches them to be shitty and manipulative af.

[@Ninniii45]

@@carolinehoak redpill machos: women are inferior Also them: came from women

[@jtakeshi7287]

This guy carved SIGMA into a wooden board and put it up on his wall

[@Claypidgeon162]

To gain acceptance into the Man-O-Sphere, you have to live your life according to a misinterpretation of the movie "Fight Club".

[@danielgarciajr.6115]

My head hurts. This guy reminds me of that one friend that I had in high school that who thought he unlocked his third eye but was just way too high 😂

[@dr.wyverstone8418]

So basically a sigma male is the "I'm not like the other girls" version for alphas. Noted.

[@birdie6359]

Last time I was this early the video wasn’t reuploaded lmao

[@matteosattin]

This is what we thought was cool at the end of the 90's... A tiger in CG... Green smoke background... 3D Blender-made metal sheet animated at 10fps... So cool...

[@breadpilled2587]

Chuds: "Transgender people are just making up genders! Its so confusing!!!!" Also Chuds: Sigma males

[@branch7628]

They do be making up genders tho

[@breadpilled2587]

@@branch7628 all genders are made up You dont find genders in the wild

[@princessnovainacottage3326]

@@branch7628 Transgender people don't make up genders, I don't think they have that authority lol

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@breadpilled2587 well you can find only 2 sexes in the wild atleast i think

[@OneSadSouljah]

Dio Brando said trans rights

[@donutsandmilk3131]

I haven’t even watched the video and I’m already folding into myself 🧍‍♀️

[@henryschulz4035]

same

[@antoniokruger8529]

Same

[@mzadro7]

This guy: mano-verse English speakers: man universe Me, an italian: H A N D U N I V E R S E

[@gerardorojas8105]

When will we have the ligma male expansion pass?

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

When you ligma balls

[@odd8105]

I read a fanfiction once where sigmas were basically the ultimate omegas and thats all I could think about while this guy was talking

[@itsrattimeitsrattime5169]

The funniest part of all of this is that the study that originated the word alpha as the leader of a pack turned out to be totally false, there’s no such thing as an alpha wolf or something, these words mean nothing it’s so weird

[@katiequeen7225]

the ebst part is that the dude who came up with that wolf hierarchy debunked it himself

[@josepholivarez1281]

Sigma male more like Smegma male. That is all.

[@keefwizburn]

The ligma comment is beter my dude

[@thingy2482]

@@keefwizburn beta my dude

[@matteosattin]

All your comments are gold

[@ImSoMad.]

They finally released this dlc finally its been delayed for so long

[@antoniokruger8529]

Hope the zelta patch comes soon

[@mikanoko4990]

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

[@bananoramatfw]

jschlatt

[@aghii458]

Is this still funny? I genuinely don’t know😂

[@DeetotheDubs]

@@aghii458 Was it ever funny?

[@drdabsmore945]

@@DeetotheDubs Yes.

[@tiajoseph7309]

His video was not only pathetic, but also very frustrating. The whole time I was like, "Just get to the effing point!! I didn't come here for a zoology lesson!"

[@donnylurch4207]

I'm picturing the Man-o-sphere like a literal, spherical structure that all redpilled men meet in like the Legion of Doom.

[@MrNostars]

love that these men are hopping on building their own a/b/o lore. fantastic world building. needs more plot tho /s

[@ulipeterson6112]

this has to be a parody. there is no way, this guy is serious.

[@kayakat1869]

I'm pretty sure most of these "redpilled" guys are more interested in impressing other men. Women don't talk about guys like this.

[@remysebald8893]

LADIES!! do you want to know the number one way to DOMINATE the dating scene AND the men in your life? Do you want to be the ULTIMATE woman, the MEGAWOMAN, and out-woman every rival looking to steal your stallions from your stable??

[@markstriker925]

Is this one of the you are gay sneak diss most '''LGBTQ"' supporters do.

[@princessnovainacottage3326]

@@markstriker925 I think she meant more on the aspect of trying to impress men socially as in using woman to look more like an alpha or sigma male Nonetheless pretty defensive there Mark

[@kayakat1869]

@@markstriker925 LOL bruv, its funny because guys like this pride themselves on being straight and manly. If anyone said they weren't coming across that way, they'd flip out.

[@drdabsmore945]

@@markstriker925 Don’t make blanket statements that you have absolutely no evidence for

[@torrinmcgeehicks8698]

Man this dudes so Sigma they had to reupload the video

[@riccardomazzaro1901]

These people must have seen Naruto and be like "Duuuuude Naruto is an alpha and Sasuke is a sigma let's gooooo"

[@aboyhasnofather2042]

💀💀💀

[@MilanNikolic96]

This redpill dudes got espn making intros for him

[@saladtop8499]

Thought he said alpha males use beta males for head

[@Sw4mpF0x]

MCU: Male Cinematic Universe aka: The Maniverse

[@krisnaga91]

Male Chauvinistic Universe*

[@leshydarling166]

Look I'm no expert but I'm fairly certain that the lone wolf is at a huge disadvantage in nature. They have packs for a reason.

[@zephyrjones9156]

kinda the same with humans cause a shit ton of animals could wipe the floor with a single human

[@yerfleflerdle4309]

@@zephyrjones9156 a fucking insect could kill just one of us

[@Ninniii45]

Try getting that into their teeny tiny brains

[@nsimmons8620]

We are getting close to being able to make a testosterone tier list.

[@morpho_portis]

He said Alpha/Beta/Sigma male so often, at some point I was questioning languages as a whole and the meaning of existence.

[@DarthTaco]

ELVIS, in Episode 2 of Resident Alien, he calls himself"Elvis" when he tries tricking some kid on the phone. Elvis the alien.

[@voyager1568]

Dude, Aaron is fucking funny. “I’m gonna dominate you quietly” 😂

[@ZombieByte]

"lions conquer everything around them" crocodiles: laughing hysterically

[@hueyfreeman8845]

Lol was wondering why this went private when I was in the middle of watching it

[@TrashTVTreasures]

Have you seen a lion get kicked by a giraffe? It’s hilarious

[@srushed]

im just waiting for the new A/B/O fanfics with the update on sigmas

[@danielgarciajr.6115]

So I tried listening to what he’s saying and I think my brain shut off lol nothing but a word salad lol

[@EagleBoxx]

Déjà vu

[@mollyclark6828]

Omggggg Elvis thank you I needed those laughs lol

[@Here_s_Jackie]

I loved this. I laughed so much 😂

[@austejavandapelkyte6298]

Totally agree on Elvis' insight, that it's so stupid to simplify a person into one word. These fuckin labels... 🤦 P.s. I rly love the expression "brain worms", started to use it in my day-to-day vocabulary, thx 😁

[@erickchesnut8527]

I mean, sure, lions are cool and all, but may I interest you in the honey badger? It is the Joe Pesci of mammals.

[@antoniokruger8529]

What about the caracaras? Those bitches are one of the most badass birds out there

[@kalobhunt9001]

I thought we were watching an ESPN recap.

[@xalhf]

I saw the title and i start laughing

[@misskiwishii]

I’m the best stigma male by not even being a man in the first place

[@RNN2006]

Epic

[@clovergum]

ik i've said this before but the outro gets me so hyped

[@Skunnt]

This guy’s fursona is a wolf.

[@Neo-iz2fx]

"The lions alphas the conquer wolf sigma man alpha beta lion." - Albert Einstein

[@koa4478]

Why does it feel like that guy just learned how nature worked and is explaining it to others like it's something new, but he's still in disbeliefe

[@DeAdiLLuSioNz]

This genuinely made me lol for a good 5 seconds

[@SparknSprinkle]

This guy gives me Manotaur from Gravity Falls vibes. Like seriously.

[@red_menace1829]

Lmao I was trying to watch this with my friend yesterday and was wondering where tf it went

[@DrunkieCat]

Males: "We are simple." Also males:

[@aidan9182]

It's back!

[@gabrielsmith614]

when pig just says "oh god does that mean my sons a beta?" had me actually start crying

[@metrobrayd2035]

wasn't this uploaded yesterday?

[@aliiedforce9887]

idk, but its definitely possible

[@crimsonking5318]

nah the video yesterday was on niko

[@matt6223]

Yes

[@metrobrayd2035]

@@crimsonking5318 i could swear i watched this exact same video yesterday, idk

[@goroakechi22]

yes but it got taken down. No idea why though

[@nsimmons8620]

Charlie male here. My mom is typing this comment for me because I'm a bit nervous a girl might respond.

[@GreySunable]

Fraternity's really have changed

[@cyberwolfe]

Hmmm... this video has taught me that Spongebob Squarepants is a sigma.

[@tulipvibes2756]

Pig and Elvis, ily and your videos so much. 😅

[@citygirlhomestead5179]

Look at his teeth. He's wearing invisaligns!

[@Patriot-hs5jo]

You guys never fail to entertain me

[@maabbilal9799]

Man could afford grills, but couldn't afford braces.

[@ceresdio6947]

I'm so glad the youtube algorithm pooped out alienbacon

[@adensmith4679]

I’m the ultra dragon witch god male

[@dwezl]

I dont understand what he’s saying at all😭😂

[@mokakoshi4159]

You ain't alone 😂 I'm also get confused and didn't understand as well

[@cherry9787]

Dude: Lemme tell ya'll about Sigma males What our ears hear: LEMMETRRMYELLBOUTSETGMAMELS

[@saladtop8499]

Never seen Beta males be so high on the list it like gives high self esteem to people who believe they are beta lmaooo

[@28_ranggaclio]

Funny that he used lion analogy when lion females that's mostly hunts for the whole family

[@yerfleflerdle4309]

And they barely fight eachother and stuff. Hyenas kick lion asses too and hyenas have the females on top of the hierarchy

[@realhumanbean7915]

Also lionesses bite the male's balls to force him to have sex

[@yerfleflerdle4309]

@@realhumanbean7915 lovely

[@carolinehoak]

@@realhumanbean7915 damn I was I was a lion :fuckboi_emoji:

[@randomdude6376]

Can't wait to be an Epsilon male!

[@taxfraub]

The manisphere dropped in the new update

[@andr3336]

God I love this channel

[@The_Balance29]

He is giving us a lesson about how lions and wolves live.

[@yerfleflerdle4309]

And hes completely wrong! We love him for it tho

[@seanboyd9902]

That invisiline giving this guy major confidence!

[@mollyclark6828]

2:42 OMFG 😂😂😂😂 losing my mind with that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mollyclark6828]

9:30 omg losing my shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheNarutonic]

"...they have brainworms"😂😂

[@howrylo]

Yes

[@MKateUltra]

I just love how the whole video is Elvis: screeching with laughter Pig: disappointment and pain