The Pirates Life is NOT for us! | GTA 5

[@DerekHartley]

Duncan: "What do you mean you can't do the jump?" Duncan every other video: "This car is crap, it just can't do the jumps!"

[@TheSchnieder6]

With each video I'm more convinced that Duncan is the dumbest Yog.

[@chloebubbles]

i can never unhear duncan honking his horn every time he goes around a tight bend from pushing the analog stick in too hard

[@dolg16]

Haha, I have never noticed that before. :D

[@Satherian]

oh my god, that's why!

[@MH-hu5pi]

Yeah. What a numpty

[@founderoftheempire8589]

I do that shit too because of habit lmao

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

it’s for safety

[@גוד-צ2ו]

Should we be surprised The Bristol Pusher sympathises with pirates? Nudging remorselessly from canal to shark-infested waters!

[@snapdougles]

Ravs: I wanna go out at sea like a pirate! Lewis: That can be arranged 👀

[@mattBLACKpunk]

The Nassau pusher

[@quinnbuffet3825]

When there lacks a Rythian, nature increases Duncan's levels of salt to maintain universal saline quantity.

[@NobungaGames]

Duncan Jones? More like osmosis jones

[@Trevor21230]

Everyone: Hold right on the D-Pad Ped: Instructions unclear, set car on fire

[@Cotif11]

Then proceeds to say "D-pad doesn't work" moments before saying he doesn't even have a d-pad on his controller

[@edgeman83]

That last map was excellent! Using the armor to break the floor is such a good idea by the map maker.

[@KingKobra98]

Duncan’s salt is music to my ears when he’s getting really sweaty and dies to a rule that he helped set up. It’s poetic in a way.

[@Daina1278]

Lewis nudging Duncan off the ledge at the beginning was smooth af

[@Jokie155]

11:30 A distressed seagull enters the office. Luv ya Osie.

[@styfen]

Arrrrrr? Trust Lewis to be unable to follow the Pirate's Code.

[@speedwaynutt]

“The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”

[@stylesrj]

@@speedwaynutt Bloody pirates...

[@nazamroth8427]

That "water obstacle" is called the bilge, savages.

[@ilyaholt8607]

*bilge but yeah

[@BlackPrinceGame]

Nothing beats immediately Lewis fuckery

[@Hevensdragon]

also god dam the grind was amazing.

[@ZuperZombiezlayer]

@@Hevensdragon Lewis is all about that grindset

[@Hevensdragon]

@@ZuperZombiezlayer welp you just ground this conversation to a halt, please report to the nearest grinder so we may salvage your failure.

[@sticksstickerson]

Honestly I hope they play that last map/gamemode again, its a weird mixture of spleef from Minecraft and I could imagine it being fun with different teams.

[@Satherian]

Sounds like Duncan is joining Rythian's "Anti-Prox Bomb" club

[@mattBLACKpunk]

He's just filling in for rythian while he's not here

[@juliusblaze]

I would give Rav's leg to watch this group play Sea of Thieves

[@Eewokney]

this, imagine 4 of these guys on a Galleon

[@juliusblaze]

@@Eewokney Id love to watch a whole yogscast SOT server

[@Mystic-Midnight]

We need the Tom + Someone (Maybe Ben) Sloop just out goofing around

[@gashadokuro_]

@@Mystic-Midnight yeah, Ben or Simon for sure.

[@I_Am_Kas]

I'd give an arm and a leg to see Rav's on Sea of Thieves. Actually if there were more limbs I could give away without impacting my life to heavily I'd gladly give it see some Yogscast Sea of Thieves.

[@sleep8527]

13:37 - never seen a car do a kickflip

[@anononomous]

1337 🙂

[@FriendlyKat]

16:45 Ravs: "I like to live dangerously." *Gets pushed off* "THATS TOO DANGEROUS!" LMAO

[@106640guy]

15:25 If the car is not touching the ground with it's wheels for too long it will catch fire.

[@hotscottrulz]

Thanks for explaining this, I was genuinely wondering which button combination Ped somehow accidentally activated to set his car on fire hahaha

[@liallen9380]

Ben and Ped lurking in that first map like a pair of Tuskan Raiders is great. Proper pirate energy!

[@celestialnova8214]

Lewis’ “he’s a skater boy he said see you later boy” is criminally underrated

[@Jack_Wood]

Awesome to see MMsBunBun can join the sessions again. Their content has been missed so.

[@Zw285]

0:56 That was the sickist grind!

[@bmxdude1337]

Soooooo siiiiiiick!! LoL

[@J.O.H.N-The-Second]

I'm a little concerned about what Duncan may have experienced at birthday parties

[@PierceArner]

7:25 is by far my favourite Duncan rant in _AGES!_

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

So left field xD

[@Sir_Gwan]

His poor mum never got the number of that Psychopath

[@lleeoo110]

Lewis: "me and ben r gonna go high five in the corridor" thats a feelsgoodman

[@ArkonArchive]

:58 not even a minute in and Lewis casually pulling Initial D level stunts

[@killercows3846]

Tony Hook, would definitely be the main character 😅

[@HeliosAlpha]

Ben says his car can't make a jump and Duncan says it's easy. Is this an alternate universe where everything is opposite?

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

5:55 The scream Lewis made here amuses me greatly

[@tjpoblete4645]

It would be really funny and awesome if they would upload a yogscast short of Lewis and ben high fiving with no context then when this video was uploaded you finally understand why they high fived in the corridor

[@MrFalloutfan101]

holy crap, that last map is really good.

[@Jindo1]

Sickest grind I've ever seen oh my god

[@flowrebaz6189]

The back armor reminds me of the tombstone from death reace

[@Heycasualman]

That first map was actually so nice, the waves were to keep you FROM making the jump.. on PURPOSE.

[@DiktatorPeter77]

I just love the fact that Duncan is always honking in sharp curves

[@YouTube]

why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrr! 🏴‍☠

[@eDRoaCH]

In this episode, the Yogscast retell the story of Hook as their own new franchise

[@Bagster321]

I love how osie is both simultaneously bad and brilliant at GTA

[@SqueakySniper]

Osie is the Nick Cage of GTA

[@venu5654]

"It is your honour and your privilege!" Man, that rule changes every week. The yogscast guarantee

[@justingray8161]

lewis woke up and chose violence

[@hadriilham2219]

If Duncan was around back in King Arthur's era, he'd be called Sir Duncan of Complains-alot.

[@panner11]

The thing about Duncan is he always exaggerates the actual events happening on the screen. So what he says sounds belivable to the live group, but to viewers who can see the screen, it's always like, dude, you aren't the telling the truth and we can see it.

[@blueberry1c2]

Tony Jim Hawkins: "Yarr, dawg! Go grind the plank!"

[@thelongestjohns]

Crew required? Yarr harr fiddle Dee Dee and all that…

[@bmxdude1337]

LoL Duncs salt was so pure lololol

[@MrLego3160]

it's amazing how none of them can conceive the normal game, so they don't understand what the read shields could be for

[@emaus9398]

Always good vid with Osie and Zylush!

[@Doc-Tendie]

One day they might find out they can only do 5 prox/sticky bombs at a time

[@klaxoncow]

"You bloody... bloody" - Osie, 2022

[@dudekazoo]

Ped's anguished scream and "This is fucking bullshit" after Osie got knocked off in that last round. 😆

[@alexanderhoak]

17:50 Help me Osie-Wan Kenosie. You're my only hope.

[@ShamefulYeti]

Lewis: See what happens when you drop your trou. Yeah someone falls down your hole, sounds legit. 🤔

[@xpiekillerx]

IT IS TIME FOR MORE YOGSQUEST PLEASEE I NEEEED ITTT

[@richardjones8846]

21:50 the life lesson... if someone drops their trousers someone else goes in their hole. fantastic knowledge

[@maggiejenson4129]

duncan is always so salty

[@konger6069]

Ped continuously driving through the water then blaming his car made me so irrationally angry lmao

[@librus8680]

The "romanticization" of Pirates apparently has a pretty complicated history, rather than just being "Time numbed the terrors". I... don't know the *full* story, but apparently the original Peter Pan's Captain Hook played a major role in that mess, and various other fairytales and children's stories followed suit, kind of... respecting and admiring the "freedom" aspects of pirates, being not exactly tied to any particular nation or flag aside from their own. (There also were some pretty badass pirates out there!) No rules but your own out beyond the borders of nations! Yo ho ho... ... In today's politics, the anarchy of piracy, plus the obvious nods to *internet* piracy... well, you can see why they've gotten ever more popular in the recent years.

[@Kristina-qp1dl]

It's pretty interesting! Since you mention Captain Hook: I've got some semi-related/additional context on some of the history of pirates in children's literature. Robinson Crusoe (1719) started the castaway novel obsession, and then early and mid 1800s there was a boom in children's literature and a lot of the stuff aimed towards boys were adventure novels following in the same vein (and school novels but those are less interesting). One of the biggest adventure novels of the time was R. M. Ballantyne's Coral Island (1858) (which was later parodied through Lord of the Flies), which had 3 boys getting stranded on an island, very paradise and Garden of Eden-like, fending off pirates, playing the good old white Christian saviors to the savage natives (one of many classic problematic tropes of the time period), etc. Part of this was to push the whole "Whoo! Colonialism! Adventure! Britain is the best!" schtick. There were a lot of copycat books but many of them weren't so enduring (and Coral Island itself isn't /too/ well known anymore outside of people familiar with the background of Lord of the Flies and people studying children's literature). So a lot of times in boys' adventure novels: pirates were fairly cardboard (usually non-British), vicious villains to outsmart, fend off, and escape. Since kids were often getting the better of them in these novels, I imagine that it probably helped downplay things a wee bit. And then there was pushback as the century went on because the boys' adventure novel obsession also led to families fearing that future generations would neglect the domestic sphere and would run off and never return home, so other adventure/pirate novels like Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island (1883) made attempts to try to discourage that romanticization: yes, adventure, pirates, treasure, all fun stuff, but the novel focuses less on the "Yay freedom and adventure" and more "Look at all the hardwork, misery, manipulative people, and terrifying things you'd have to deal with on these seafaring adventures away from home" by having Jim being miserable with all of the hard labor they make him do on the ship, Jim eventually noticing Silver's manipulation of other boys and realizing that he wasn't the only one he fed honeyed words to, and Jim also facing potential death at various points and only escaping it by sheer luck and no skill of his own. Hilariously, on the subject of Peter Pan, if you read the original Peter and Wendy book, there's also an implication that Peter is just as messed up, if not more messed up than Hook. There's a part in the book where it talks about Peter "thinning out the Lost Boys" when they get too old, implying that he may or may not kill them.

[@librus8680]

@@Kristina-qp1dl This is... remarkably informative! Thank you! I had some minor inklings towards this stuff, but wow. Thank you so much for the little lesson!

[@darthvaderyan]

that sumo game was great

[@jermymckee6023]

Always love the GTA videos

[@201bio]

4:50 so when Lewis brings up the idea that we'll be giving kids little nuclear bombs so they can have horrible apocalypse wars - isn't that just Warhammer 40k?

[@whyshiro]

Thank God there's gta, my wife's been complaining for weeks. A good 2 year anniversary gift lmao

[@Cotif11]

"The d-Pad doesn't work!!" "I'm using a SNES Controller I don't have a d-Pad!" brilliant Ped

[@n8king638]

see now this is how car companies should test their cars for, car sumo

[@misomiso8228]

GTA returns!

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Lewis really leaning into the "guidelines" thing

[@fishpop]

17:50 Help my Osie-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[@Lrh90]

Today I realised I've never been to a good birthday party before

[@klaxoncow]

Lewis "the Grind King" Brindley.

[@صناعالفرحة-ل4ص]

Very good

[@DHell-n8i]

Lewis is like Ravs big bully brother screwing with his little brother

[@primepebble2464]

What we've learnt here is that when you drop your trousers, someone goes down a hole :)

[@kendrickkomisarz9310]

"Skaters vs Pirates" ah yes you just described Peter Pan

[@yule_fuel505]

The tony Hawkins joke is pretty funny cuz the main character from treasure island is named Jim Hawkins

[@SmashedHatProject]

Priceless of the Caribbean's

[@DERTIgames]

Lewis must be the best pirate i've ever seen.

[@davidtheriault1421]

The Tony Jim Hawkins joke was legendary and needs to be better appreciated

[@lalunafate]

The level of salt was deadly

[@mikkalasse]

Back in my day it was pirates vs ninjas!

[@spacemaria_]

Nothing more Bristolians then wanting to become a pirate

[@nathanmiller9381]

7:40 duncan, its not nice to call your father a psychopath

[@travishimebaugh8381]

I don't want rats to steal my pie

[@EzekielHateable]

Great video as always.

[@GrandiaKnight]

Wasn't there skateboarding in Hook?

[@Barbarossa0521]

To be fair to Zylus I'd imagine Osie dropping trou is indeed distracting enough to make you fall in a hole... (She IS best after all!)

[@PageAaron]

I love Duncan crying about his luck with prox bomb as it's someone's fault he ran over it.

[@TheSilentflight]

If Dread Hunger is any indication, none of you want the pirate life.

[@majnjord]

Sooooo the life lesson is "if you drop your trousers, someone will go down the hole"?

[@DarthRevan42]

I was expecting a live feed cut to them high fiving

[@kylepinpin3037]

Can someone check if Mrs. Jones is okay? Sounds like she had quite an experience at a birthday party once

[@Goddamnlackofnames]

Looking forward to Hawk vs Sparrow

[@CrabbyPattyLagune]

Love that Duncan is the only one not really joining in on the banter because he's focusing so hard on trying to win. Also why he gets so incredibly salty when he wrecked. Farm that Duncan salt! 😀

[@kinnarawanderer]

Lmao the thumbnail Makes a lot more sense after watching the video

[@acemarvel1564]

Yo ho ho And a bottle of gatorade

[@bluthree]

Jesus, Ben, you don't ask a girl why she's bouncy.

[@badchukun]

does anyone remember YogBox? i miss those days

[@reivergustavolopez8085]

5:58 WTF🐓🐓🐓

[@RustyShank703]

A W.. for the old heads

[@somehuman1901]

Man they didn't drop rousers at all.

[@Eewokney]

can you guys go play Sea of Thieves together on a Galleon?

[@erock676]

Please get a pirate game sponsor so you guys can do a live action pirating challenge! please please please please

[@GodzillaRex100]

Fun fact the cars from somo are from death race