The Poptarts Movie Looks Insanely Cringe - YMS Highlights

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[@rise-my-angel]

"What demographic is this for? Hilary Clinton?" I don't know how he did it, but he figured it out. This movies only actual audience.

[@Blackheartzero]

*_Poptartgate!_*

[@DesolatedChild018]

Pop Tarts Go To The Polls

[@comradewolf4901]

You can’t even watch it to make fun of it.

[@Davis190]

He's actually making it? I saw Jerry Seinfeld live at Ceasar's Palace in Vegas in probably 2009, he said he wanted to make a Pop Tarts movie but decided not to when he realized the only thing he found funny about them was that 'Pop Tarts are never stale, because they were never fresh'. Later an audience member called him a pedophile during the Q+A session at the end, and was escorted out immediately by security.

[@kari4835]

that audience member was doing a civil service

[@MuensterQ]

I saw Jerry Seinfeld at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways

[@user-qd5lo6oi8n]

Any reason for that comment at the q&a? Or just a drunk idiot?

[@dragonhunterx5929]

The milky ways always get me😂

[@Yixdy]

​@@MuensterQfucking classic, best of all it's not constantly used, so I almost always laugh at it

[@Lontrin]

The FUCKING AUDACITY to put Bowie's Rebel Rebel in a corporate propaganda movie, holy shit i am mad.

[@mpixel2058]

You realize Bowie was created by corporations, right?

[@rosecity_chris]

We live in a capitalist hell

[@finbo1531]

​@@mpixel2058🤓

[@kastiffia9431]

@@mpixel2058 And your source on that is ...? Or am I just supposed to believe that every artist is manufactured to be a corporate mouthpiece, like you seem to do so?

[@Lontrin]

@@mpixel2058 It doesn't matter, a corporation using a song about being a rebel to describe their product still cringe as hell, even if the song itself is not genuine.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

Kinda funny since Netflix is constantly complaining about how they’re leaking money so they don’t allow password sharing, constantly cancelling shows and yet they release this

[@HOTD108_]

You say that as if Netflix spent a dime on this movie lol. Movies like this basically fund themselves through product placement alone. It's like Adum said, the whole movie is one big ad so it literally doesn't matter if it's successful or not because it already paid for itself ten times over.

[@gabrieldavis7128]

It’s almost as if that’s an excuse to keep paying their executives giant buttloads of money or something.

[@dankstermcmeme]

No way this movie is gonna talk about the lobbying Kellogg and other major brands did to push their sugary foods being "healthy", which is still continuing to this day. The line "We're talkin' about happy childhoods for millions of American Kids", is kinda messed up when looking at it from this perspective given that misinformation about health has inevitably led to early deaths of many Americans, including kids. This is just corporate propaganda through and through. Also, that ravioli is gonna live in my nightmares.

[@drewgoin8849]

The ravioli reminded me of the aquarium starfish in "Finding Nemo"

[@BlisaBLisa]

yeah honestly you could make a good kelloggs biopic about that sort of thing, like what that Blackberry biopic seems to have done

[@lulucalliope713]

You know, this is a good point. I work at a nonprofit with a food pantry, and Frosted Flakes is put under "Healthy Cereal", and that stuff should be under "Sugary Cereal".

[@dylanlee32]

Curb ended as good as ever, meanwhile Jerry is doing…this. Really learning who carried Seinfeld

[@gameb9oy]

Jerry is the only one who never seemed to get that he was the least interesting part of his own show

[@citizen3000]

Ludicrous argument really, but enjoy yourself.

[@colonelmustard2652]

Neither his standup nor his book have ever been funny.

[@frankmerker630]

Felt this was apparent as soon as curb came out in the early 2000s

[@hubertcumberdale6221]

I just wonder, why is he doing this? Doesn't he have enough money to last ten lifetimes? Is this a passion project? Why?

[@coffeecreamer5661]

David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel" is such an odd choice of song for a Poptarts movie trailer.

[@rohangagrai106]

They just wanted a 70s or 80s retro song for the trailer because that's what every other trailer does lol.

[@coffeecreamer5661]

@@rohangagrai106 Yeah, but shouldn't they use a song that's more fitting? I guess member berries > logic.

[@coffeecreamer5661]

@@rohangagrai106 Must be preaching to the choir. 😆

[@evanedwards2501]

It's probs cos the corporate shills in the marketing team have been told pop tarts were "disruptors" ie. "Rebels" in the breakfast market...

[@bijikedelai]

​@@coffeecreamer5661 Correct. There's a reason they always use Nirvana songs to reference the 90s even tho it sometimes doesn't fit.

[@hamankarn7857]

Poptarts aren't even good. A lot of childhood snacks weren't very good. We were victims of marketing before we ever had the power to buy things. Thanks, corporate America.

[@randomations11]

They aren't even something that got worse. They have been cardboard ass since conception

[@999darkhorse]

smores poptart kinda hits but other than that yeah, like if im gonna eat something as shitty for me as a poptart i might as well get something that tastes decent like (name a candy bar)

[@soyjoyy]

Our imagination and childish, exaggerated perception of sensory pleasure is made us love these snacks, not the actual flavour.

[@joinsideke]

Toaster Strudels is where it's at.

[@chocodoeeyes]

Strawberry poptarts are the worst kind I never understood why they’re the most popular

[@dauntemesman8134]

"This is the most obnoxious thing I have ever experienced in my life" --Charlie, from Smiling Friends

[@JorganGJorgan]

Playing a song called “Rebel Rebel” on the propaganda movie is very funny.

[@HOTD108_]

"They're rebelling from the woke agenda" - Elon Musk

[@dumat100]

They put almost every comedian I hate in one movie. Amazing. Also, Bill Burr, who apparently chooses his roles by dart board.

[@X-Bones]

Bill burr almost turned down Star Wars but signs up for this.

[@PvtFlowers]

"here's millions of dollars for a walk on role that we can put in the trailer" there's no understandable reason behind his decisions.

[@dudestep]

@@PvtFlowersI’m sure he’s paid very, very well but no way is he getting a million for that. I’d be surprised if he got that for a big role.

[@PvtFlowers]

@@dudestep any amount of money is probably worth it for what amounts to, at most, a days worth of work. unless JFK is a main character, which would probably be too good of a joke for this dumpster fire.

[@HOTD108_]

​@@X-BonesI don't think you could blame anyone for turning down Star Wars lol. It's been a walking corpse since 1999.

[@tehdmanvids3]

Genuinely cannot stand corporate origin movies, literally the epitome of horrific dystopian capitalist media. Kill me

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

The more of them that come out the worse it feels. Especially the ones that aren't critical about the brand in question. At least with Blackberry it was more about a lamentation of a failing business on its way out of relevancy, so by its very nature it had to focus on all the shortcuts and problems that caused the company and brand to go belly-up.

[@gownerjones]

It started with high brow docudramas like the steve jobs movies and it somehow devolved into this.

[@Sugarman96]

Wasn't The Founder kinda okay though?

[@lukelevonius7361]

⁠​⁠@@Sugarman96It was good because it was critical of Kroc’s ruthlessness. Still it was sort of just The Social Network but with fast food

[@HarshTakes]

This movie looks like hot garbage

[@citizen3000]

Rude

[@IVUSER]

@@citizen3000 you call it rude, I call it true

[@luiginastro8831]

Almost like Hot Cheetos

[@williamhornabrook8081]

That's fitting for the pop tart movie

[@LordOfElderon]

if youre going to attack billionaires and millionaires promoting junk food to people already going through a health crisis, perhaps without any government help, then idk what the world is coming to.

[@kneelanb1]

WHO IS THIS FOR

[@quaglegagle674]

Jerry Seinfeld apparently

[@ThroatSlam]

Shareholders, buddy

[@citizen3000]

Oh, a few boos from the gallery I see?

[@60centreviews29]

It's for John Poptart

[@DigitalLife3000]

Kellogs corporation

[@Basshead004]

Poptarts movie sounds like something designed to sound stupid for a parody

[@kari4835]

If they casted Noah Schnapp they could have successfully assembled the Zionism Avengers

[@Oliviathespud]

"Capitalism breeds innovation" The innovation:

[@perezcpt]

This movie bombed. So I wouldn’t blame it on capitalism tbf

[@gabrieldavis7128]

@@perezcpt The point is not if it was successful, but that it even exists in the first place.

[@blueberrygod8275]

This kind of movie came out like 20 years too late.

[@conceitedperson78]

idk, 20 years ago we got White Chicks. Maybe progress is slower than we'd hope...

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Seriously what I felt, it’s so bizarre

[@TheDreamingJune]

I commented the same thing. This movie just feels so outdated and unnecessary.

[@krausersama9153]

Story probably goes like this: Jerry gets handed a pretty big budget, hires a skeleton crew to write and shoot the thing, puts himself in the lead to double the paycheck and handed the rest out to his buddys for cameos. Its called the adam sandler xD

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I’ll give ol’ Sandman this much, he has made good movies and turned in good performances. He’s also got musical ability. And I don’t think he got with a child so there’s that

[@samb8744]

“comedy isn’t allowed to be funny anymore because of the woke left” - The director of the fucking POPTARTS MOVIE

[@BlisaBLisa]

this still fucking gets me lmao its not like seinfield is known for edgy comedy

[@fearofthechippan]

I would want to hear Karl Marx’s opinion on these corporate movies

[@saliv88]

“HOLY SHIT, A MOVING PICTURE!!”

[@iurivanastacio3081]

Lol​@@saliv88

[@truthbetold8233]

"Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it." - Karl Marx, 2024.

[@NASkeywest]

“Corporations are good for the poor and middle class! They bring us jobs and economic stability!”

[@rootfish2671]

Nothing because he’s dead

[@Kink_Shaman]

YMTS: Your Movie Trailer Sucks

[@mrmusickhimself]

Just because Melissa McCarthy can improv, doesn't mean she's funny when she does it, and I'm sick of people insisting her, Amy, AND Jerry are funny people. UPDATE: I finally finished the movie, after cringing so hard I stopped watching it last night, and it's seriously one of the worst movies I've seen in years. Foodfight is better than this.

[@serenitymoon825]

Foodfight?? THE Foodfight is better???

[@mrmusickhimself]

@@serenitymoon825 It actually made me laugh. Christopher Lloyd's wild arm movements and highstepping is FUNNIER than the entirety of Unfrosted. Plus, I've sadly seen Foodfight multiple times, I never want to see Unfrosted again.

[@discounthoody]

The Pandora's Box opened by an honestly pretty good movie, The Founder, was so hilariously misunderstood by hollywood and now I have to deal with these movies existing...

[@motherplayer]

It was all portrayed as properly skivvy as opposed to inspirational, at least as far as not in the mind of the lead Keaton plays. Now it's just entirely for the pat the back stuff and not thinking too hard about it.

[@TroubleToby3040]

Well, you DON'T have to "deal with these movies existing". You can not watch it, not think about it, and not talk about it... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Or, if you enjoy hating on it, you can be actively glad it exists for you to hate on... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Otherwise, it need not affect your life at all. This is like all the people that complain about how shitty k-pop is. They're right, but just don't freaking listen.

[@discounthoody]

@@TroubleToby3040 of course, how could I not have realized. Reddit tier comment to the rescue.

[@Battlefieldfan146]

Unfortunately, advertising exists. The very existence of this film propogates an aura of hatred in my soul

[@LateCambrian]

Ah yes, the Red Notice of Product Origin movies… This feels like those Adam Sandler movies where someone gets all their comedian friends together to make a movie and rely on stunt casting for entertainment value….

[@gleebybooer]

At least those Adam Sandler movies are somewhat fun to laugh with/at (click or happy gilmore). You can genuinely tell Sandler and his friends are having fun working together. This feels so soulless lol. I love Sony❤

[@Yixdy]

​@@gleebybooerman, you must not have seen an Adam Sandler in over a decade lol

[@TroubleToby3040]

@@gleebybooer Yeah... Somebody beat me to it, but no Sandler movie has been "fun" in over a decade. No one has looked like they were having fun doing them, either. Not in many years.

[@gleebybooer]

@@TroubleToby3040 I actually haven’t seen a sandler movie since I was 15 so you are probably right lol

[@trashteamracing8262]

This kind of reminds me of the buildup to the release of Battleship, when we kept seeing articles about studios buying the rights to board game movies, and there was going to be a board game cinematic universe. Then Battleship tanked and nobody gave a shit after that.

[@andycic.544]

This is the effect of Barbie's success. Product: The Movie is going to be releasing in different permutations for years not understanding that brand identity isn't what made Barbie successful, good writing was. It was a decent comedy that HAPPENED to also be an ad. Not an ad pretending to be a comedy.

[@andreimileti]

Ehh, I'd argue Barbie was an ad pretending to be a comedy... but when ads were funny in the 90s before they deunionized everything

[@rosecity_chris]

Oh its gonna get so bad. Between the corporate product movies, video game movies and the comic book stuff, theres always 100 idiot ceos that take the wrong lesson from others success.

[@DKF_oli]

Also, Barbie is a character… with a personality and a backstory/whoooolle bunch of personal lore over many decades, etc. A Pop tart and a Cheeto are not characters (so it’s even more egregious and in your face that it’s just one big Ad. It’s borderline offensive). 😑

[@MyScorpion42]

this happened after Lego Movie, we've seen it before

[@PhantomAlucard]

Barbie had a soul, this surely does not.

[@cowestgirl3746]

This filmed near my job and a coworker told me they saw a guy walking towards the trailers with two assistants right next to him; one for carrying a water bottle, and the other carrying an umbrella for the sun. Of course their reaction was "whos that asshole?" and it was Jerry Seinfeld. so on top of being a creep to teens, hes just a dick.

[@JustPlainNate]

If this has an ending credits song by Diane Warren that gets nominated for best original song at the Oscars next year, I’m sticking both of my hands in a toaster.

[@saliv88]

Cmon, don’t damage your hands for something you know is rigged.

[@DangStank]

Gotta love when a trailer just lists the names of a thousand celebrities at the end. Just a complete money pit.

[@TheRealLeewon]

Jerry will probably blame the failure of this movie on cancel culture and 'triggered lefties'

[@X-Bones]

Jerry Seinfeld has to be the most overrated comedian of all time and it shows in this trailer.

[@adampica9815]

he is, and also a shitty actor, incredible how he's the worst part of a show about him

[@letsgoooo9200]

What’s the deal with my shitty comedy

[@Dog-999i]

He’s so annoying! It’s sad when Gilbert Gottfried’s impression is 1000 times funnier than the real Seinfeld.

[@tofutoph]

Larry David was the true genius. Seinfeld telling you “what’s the deal with …” jokes in his prepubescent voice gets old after one punchline. Also what a piece of shit, even past the pedophilia stuff, I remember he was so smug towards Kesha who wanted to interact with him. Not that I’m a Kesha fan but it tells you how full of himself Seinfeld really is.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

@@adampica9815the show was about nothing… so nm, you got it right.

[@makani9004]

Carbenheimer. We're gonna be singing along with commercial jingles like Demolition Man.

[@ButteredToits-]

As long as taco bell wins the franchise wars

[@luvdungeon7320]

@@ButteredToits-then all restaurants will be taco BELL

[@drewgoin8849]

Be well.

[@robertborland5083]

This fact this film is being made makes me want to try to make pop-tarts in the bath.

[@karma_monkey]

"The Food That Built America" series covered Pop Tarts in an episode and that was more entertaining than this trailer.

[@AxemanRifflord]

Now I can’t have a poptart ever again because I can’t support this bullshit, but now I reminded that I like poptarts. I fuckin’ hate advertising. Edit: IT WAS MADE INDEPENDENTLY OF KELLANOVA?!? That’s actually kinda worse.

[@vaegontargaryen9203]

I’m sure David Bowie would have just loved to know Rebel Rebel would be used to sell an ad about pop tarts.

[@cyberpilate]

Nostalgia bait for late stage Boomers.

[@Kirbybaby]

did jerry gamble all his money away why is he doing this??

[@Neckbeardlevel]

It's kind of amazing that Blade Runner 2049 only had two Sony logos in it. Dennis must have had to fight them off with a stick, I can picture a version of that film where everything in the world is covered Sony logos.

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

The original Blade Runner had lots of logos in it, it didn't detract from the film, it was a dystopian future in a city, no idea why you're bringing up Sony logos in BR2049, the director literally put them there himself as he did the atari logos .

[@Neckbeardlevel]

​@FrawgfithAmblose Blade Runner 2049 is one of the few quality genre films that Sony made. Adam was talking about how their movies are full of product placements. The logos that are in the movie all fit into the alternate future where history branched off from are timeline somewhere in the 80s. Hence the advertisements for Atari and the Soviet ballet. Except for the Sony logo outside of Ks apartment, that was an actual product placement.

[@misterquantum7767]

Oh, another corporate propaganda movie. Great.

[@Yixdy]

America has actually become a parody of itself. It would be funny if it wasn't home to 333 million people, the most powerful military the planet has ever seen, and ~4000 nukes

[@M85619]

As a native Californian, I'm calling it now...there's going to be an In N Out Burger movie

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I’ll be honest I thought there already was, but I was thinking of the Micky D’s one with Michael Keaton

[@cleibarnhart]

Oh god don’t give them ideas

[@jobrown95]

And it'll be subtle religious propaganda

[@mathewhaight]

I think someone accidentally switched an SNL script with an actual movie.

[@notcanonsmith]

I saw Seinfeld’s stand-up live back in like 2019 and he had a bit about the invention of Pop Tarts.

[@emolovetree]

Is it gonna come out that he got this movie cause he was doing a bit but someone assumed it was a pitch like b movie?

[@CaptLuser]

can’t wait for jim gaffigan to make a hot pockets movie

[@redlightmax]

"Jerry Seinfeld Interview: How To Write A Joke | The New York Times" is about him working on his Pop-Tart bit - the video was uploaded in 2012.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

That's what Adam doesn't understand. This isn't a corporate propaganda movie... this is the passion project of a dumb observational humor standup.

[@sideshowratt]

Ugh, they lifted the "I drew my invention but I did a bad job so nobody can tell what it is" gag from The Hudsucker Proxy. Everything about this looks insufferable on purpose.

[@ianm1462]

Of course Melissa McCarthy is in this. She’s the comedy acting version of M. Night. You’ve run out of chances.

[@based-ys9um]

Still smash 😂

[@stevencoffin328]

​@@based-ys9um pass the mash

[@MacabreMole]

"I've never seen him with hair" regarding Bill Burr absolutely sent me

[@HOTD108_]

Sent you... To the store to buy some Kellogg's Pop Tarts.

[@MacabreMole]

@@HOTD108_ "Sent me" "sending me" and other such phrases have been commonplace on social media for well over a decade, probably close to 15 years at this point. I'm sure you were trying to be snarky, but not understanding common colloquialism is a sign of your ignorance, not mine. If you are genuinely unaware of the term, it means to laugh hard/exuberantly.

[@stepwivesindisguise]

​@@MacabreMolethey were just making a joke hun, it wasn't a barb, sometimes things get a bit lost in translation through text x

[@SKa-tt9nm]

@@MacabreMoleyou know what else has been commonplace on social media? A couple of things come to mind: 1) jokes (person responding to you) 2) being a dick (you)

[@gmanyer68]

What's next, a stoner comedy about how cool Monsanto is?

[@dirrdevil]

Underrated comment. 😂

[@someguy7777]

This feels like razzie bait.

[@gmanyer68]

At some point we cross the line from cringe into dystopian evil.

[@gabrieldavis7128]

Weird that none of the praxis wars and military coups did that, but the Pop Tart movie did.

[@knofear8859]

Not surprising that Jerry is directing, this is very much his type of humor for the past decade or so. Just try watching his show about talking with other comedians in cars or whatever it's called, he's been lame for a very long time.

[@BeesUSA]

The way they had food mascots appear in the trailer like it was MCU fan service 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@qmto]

I feel like David Lynch (minus a body of work) saying”I’m so fucking depressed.”

[@X_Blake]

Jerry is such a boring fool

[@williamrusso3130]

It's official. The floodgates are open for literally ANY brand to make a movie. I know it's been a trend for a few years now, but fucking Pop Tarts now? Also, as someone who discovered Bill Burr 20 years ago, it amazes me how much he's changed and what kind of crap he'll take part in now that he's mainstream.

[@rishisanyal8972]

I just want to let you know, Bill Pope (the cinematographer behind Sam Raimi’s Darkman, Bound (1996), the Matrx films, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Baby Driver) is a cinematographer for this movie!) Do you think Bill Pope will make a comeback?

[@TheRightandLeftTrousers]

Zionism was always my favorite pop tart flavor

[@greenbackjack768]

Now with delicious genocide-flavored filling.

[@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl]

If they had just gotten Noah Schnapp, they could've created the Zionist holy trinity.

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

How dare they not advertise this with: “From The Visionary Auteur Behind Bee Movie”

[@tvieira8421]

Holy shit. Marx may be right about art under capitalism.

[@SneakiestChameleon]

Can they just stop?

[@NikoJr.]

I thought we all agreed to stop putting Amy Schumer in things

[@chazdomingo475]

Pop tarts is the most disgusting pastry you can have for breakfast.

[@dirrdevil]

Toaster strudels are better by every metric.

[@comradewolf4901]

It’s literally the most disgusting breakfast food period. Dry and flavorless.

[@eddiepeach3975]

8:12 the phrase "Oscar winner Melissa" gave me whiplash, so I looked it up. She was nominated for two Oscars but didn't win. She has an Emmy for Mike and Molly.

[@dirrdevil]

So, they're blatantly lying on top of everything else?

[@eddiepeach3975]

​@@dirrdevilAdum misremembered a fact. It's not in the trailer.

[@ThroatSlam]

I feel like we are entering Idiocracy time

[@TransistorBased]

We've been there for some time

[@catmerchant8699]

It actually just becoming more intense, it has already started

[@greenhowie]

To be fair, sex workers like prostitutes are legal in Idiocracy so in a way it's more fair and balanced than the hell we're headed towards.

[@goldensloth7]

we've always been there

[@sumdood8563]

I found out about this movie when my dad showed the family the trailer as a suggestion for something to watch for movie night. I had to come up with a nice way to say this looked like the worst fucking movie ever, and I failed.

[@leppardman4779]

2:18 "Is anybody dying to know the origin story of poptards?!" "Yeah"

[@jefff3023]

It's a missed opportunity if they don't cast Amy Schumer as a real life Ms. Piggy at some point. I feel like it is the role she was born to play.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Ms. Piggy has comedic timing.

[@TurtleRhythm]

This is the worst product placement: the movie that I have ever seen

[@Yixdy]

I eat a lot of poptarts. Like a depressing amount of poptarts for a man approaching his 30's. Specifically the S'mores flavor. This trailer is making me finally reconsider some life choices I've made.

[@erichorvath3590]

The capitalism cinematic universe (CCU)

[@dirrdevil]

Damn, that's good. 😂

[@Ratchetrpg01]

So this is what people were worried about the Lego movie becoming

[@TTTristan1]

Ok look... If they made a wacky Oreos movie entirely satirical and filled with dirty humor about putting gooey white stuff in their cookies, I honestly wouldn't mind. But poptarts are the most disgusting fucking "food" I've had the displeasure of eating. Eaten cold, heated up, sprinkled with fentanyl, doesn't matter, I still regret every one I've ever eaten. I actively want to grow a soul just so it can wither and die after seeing this ad.

[@youtubecrack]

Jerry Seinfeld thinks Melissa McCarthy is funny enough to put in a movie... There's your problem right there.

[@42neddy]

Bill getting a check for being the most charismatic person in this piece of trash is the only positive thing about it

[@cinemacola6398]

I ain't never gonna stop skipping Adams 4K rants!

[@a.nonymouse]

What's interesting is that back in the day there was a study done that showed "Breakfast is the MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY," but who did the study? Why, it was Adrian Kellogg of KELLOGG'S CEREAL. LOL... I'm sure THAT isn't a 'conflict of interest' at all. I've skipped breakfast for a while now, I don't feel as hungry in the morning and I've lost a bit of weight. SCREW YOU BREAKFAST. Screw cereal too... and screw Kellogg's.

[@greenhowie]

I have literally never bought a pack of pop tarts that looks like the picture on the front. It's just accepted that the product will be a pathetic smear of icing and jam on a rusk. Probably why Jerry Seinfeld gravitates to the concept so much.

[@Shermen34]

Looks like a live action Food Fight movie lol

[@gooeydude574]

At least that movie had Mr Clipboard

[@thejedisonic67]

Will Adum hate this more than the hot cheetoes film or not? Let's find out

[@dirrdevil]

I think so. Nothing is cringier than pretending to be funny, and as bad as Flamin' Hot Cheetos was, it didn't insist it was funny.

[@MarkArandjus]

I'm actually really looking forward to this. By which I mean the scenes of Burr as JFK, that I want to see. And I will, when someone clips it and puts it on KZbin. Even though I have Netflix.

[@averageryan4965]

Can't wait for Netflix to lie about the viewing figures for this

[@autonomous3807]

Woah woah wait a minute! 17 38? *Fetty Wap playing in the background

[@dirrdevil]

Are pop tarts what Jerry Seinfeld calls his underage girlfriends?

[@dyl5775]

Adam's really bringing out his ''Scoot'' energy while talking about Amy Schumer

[@ralelunar]

She's an awful person, she deserves the ridicule

[@Dylanquinn666]

I've had a poptart once in my life and it tasted like shit.

[@trulyAmatulHaqq]

I feel the reason why BlackBerry was so enjoyable was because the whole point is the product being usurped and made irrelevant in the end. At least I know they’re not trying to sell me anything that’s still on the market

[@hj-ct2qi]

this movie is for bommer and gen x moms who don't know how to use wikipedia and are nostalgic about their childhoods and/or their early parenting days

[@kolonarulez5222]

Barbie was a gift but proving to become much more of a curse to American cinema. To think he's wasting time on this instead of the Bee Movie 2

[@matpakke]

jerry seinfeld killed my step dad with his bare hands in a sam's club parking lot

[@adminaccess9586]

Once, my mom made my brother and i eat cookie dough flavored pop tarts for breakfast. I didnt like it. We then went to a Christian radio show concert day long event thing, and we occupied two of the ten Port-a-Potties slotted for the entire, 200 something (a lot of ppl, i dont remember much) event because we were so utterly sick. We went in before it started, we left after it ended. It was hell. Pop-tarts scare me now.

[@dirrdevil]

*Poop Tarts*

[@Dog-999i]

All you need to know is that Amy Schumer is in this movie.

[@ChrisParlett]

Is "poptard" offensive?

[@comedyimpossible]

I feel like the 90s had a lot of stupid product movies. I’m honestly enjoying this cringy renaissance of bad movies made solely to promote a product

[@Erichwanh]

Petition to start calling this movie "Re: Tarts"

[@WhoIsIanMcGovern]

corporate propoganda movie where comedian helps his friend comedians get a payday...i wanna end my life.

[@DeezN00tz99]

This feels like a 2000s movie where no one had to put any effort in

[@gibbstan96]

2:14 "is anybody dying to see the fucking origin story of poptarts!?!" "..... yeah."

[@kairyuubird]

Its actually pretty funny and made me feel good, even if the movie is an ad, it goes into parody/nonsensical territory. You guys should watch it instead of all rolling around in your disdain and jumping to conclusions

[@dr.waspcarpet3361]

Nearly every actor in this trailer has had questionable relations with "of age" women.

[@KironX1]

I want someone to name ONE good movie Melissa McCarthy or Amy Schumer has been in. They make everything worse no matter what.

[@dirrdevil]

Amy Schumer was pretty good in John Carpenter's The Thing. Out of 1,000s of auditions, no other actor was actually able to unleash tendrils to eat dogs alive until they found Amy.

[@mtwall5933]

This is like all those weird holiday movies that happened around 2010s with a billion characters consisting of whatever celebrities were big at the time except now theyre like "maybe if make those movies about ads we'll break even??"