The "Prank" Assassination Of Kim Jong Uns Brother

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[@CountDankula]

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[@indiomoustafa2047]

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[@redcitadel8354]

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[@cashmoney-jq5rw]

@@redcitadel8354I might just be blind, but I see no out of place red pixel..

[@christopherdolan7330]

I actually love leather fragrances

[@Truffle_Pup]

Has anyone ever bought anything from these ads? I often wonder, not just on Dankula's vids, but all vids that do this. Let me know please. Also how hard did the Horse kick you in the head, and how big is the spoon your mam feeds you soup with? Hell, cash in my boy Mark's pocket is cash in my boy Mark's pocket. 👊💰

[@___Hermitage]

Mr. Dankula struggling to keep a straight face while doing the product read for this ridiculous scent box company is peak, I respect the workmanship

[@satanicturtle9929]

This comment was the only reason i didn’t skip through the product read

[@HamburgerAmy]

what.... you don't see Mr.Dankula and think luxurious designer gucci or a sensual clean fragrance like jo lov xoxo?

[@Bassanova100]

The fact that he said he orders it all the time, and then says it's only available in the US and Canada was hilarious.

[@ObliqueVisualsNz]

If you find this funny look up Norm Macdonald loses his sponsors

[@cameronmadden8723]

Heyyy, you tricked me into watching his ad

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Not gonna lie I think it's badass that Malaysia just went "Kiss my ass" and did the autopsy anyway

[@DarthSidian]

They still ended up having to give the Norks what they wanted, which was Jong-nam's body. Scumbags held Malaysians hostage. The way I see it, the bastards need to be called on their "Holding foreigners hostage" bluff. Wanna hold my people hostage over a petty issue? That sounds an awful lot like an act of war to me!

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

A lot of accusations can be leveled at Malaysia...Cowardice is not one of them.

[@Off-HandedBarrel]

Somewhere around 15-20 years ago Malaysia turned "Fuck It" to 11 and broke the knob off. Then lost it.

[@franz.francisco]

@@Off-HandedBarreli want to learn more can you give me examples

[@petermgruhn]

I liked Dank's "well the people who make and uphold the laws had to do it because they made a law that said they had to"... What? Write a law that says you don't. The idea that government is somehow beholden to itsfuckingself is gloriously stupid. Look, you ever drive down the road? You ever get passed by a cop going twenty over on the way to nowhere? There's two kinds of cops on the highways : those going zero and those going well over. There are none just moving along at the legal speed. If they can't even drive "the safe and fuel efficient way; just setting an example" then imagine how government behaves when it matters. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine. The dead litter the world for you to see.

[@ThZuao]

Just a small detail. The women didn't carry VX on their hands. They each carried an ingredient that combined made VX. That, and the fact that they didn't had it near their airways, is why they survived it. Nam's reaction to the "prank" is the eerie part for me. He immediatelly knew what it was. He knew it was coming...

[@barryoconnor6897]

Thanks, I was completely confused as to why the women were fine.

[@HolyMith]

Wow, they got one woman to rub one ingredient on then the other to splash it so it would be combined. I'm surprised they didn't just let them both get it on their hands etc so they would die too and wouldn't be able to talk. Very suspicious... I'd be taking a look at those women's bank accounts.

[@douglassmalls6934]

Its a common trait in modern chemical warfare/nerve agents. The 2 part process makes it easy to safely store and transport since you don't have to worry about a small leak killing your own people

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

@@douglassmalls6934 i doubt they had those ladies safety in mind

[@douglassmalls6934]

@@SoulTouchMusic93 if they wanted them to carry out the attack they needed to not be poisoned before doing it.

[@kingjoe3rd]

Kim Jong Nam was the OLDER brother, and he still has a son out there that is currently believed to be in the protective custody of the United States.

[@vde1846]

There actually a really interesting interview with the son on Finnish public television (of all things).

[@forsakenparadise6828]

That definitely won’t be used for a political coup in the future

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@forsakenparadise6828 "Kim Jong Nam's son is leading a revolt on Kim Jong Un's regime. Wonder who caused that to happen."

[@user-Kova15]

@@forsakenparadise6828The US has never overthrown another countries regime. Just like Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman

[@EuTrabalhoParaSagres510]

​@@lordpumpkinhead265 Let's hope so. Tho I doubt the indoctrinated N Koreans would be down to boogaloo 😢

[@hessex1899]

A KZbin prank that really does show that you can't have "manslaughter" without "laughter".

[@One--chance]

It's just a prank bro

[@hereisapictureofabroom]

Of course It's no laughing matter when it comes to manslaughter

[@TheLordSatan]

I .... Never noticed this wtf

[@thatoneweirdphoenix709]

If you add an apostrophe, it is man’s laughter

[@RAS_Squints]

Imagine you losing favor to rule North Korea, all because you wanted to go to Disneyland

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

based

[@possumlodge5368]

Ya Disney Adults are a bit embarrassing but assassination seems a bit extreme.

[@Halesburg]

Depends really... Was he also a furry? If so, no foul on the play.

[@Nomed38]

​@@Halesburg he wasn't a furry but did sympathize with employees in mascot outfits due to the risk of overheating, lack of respect others showed them, & the unfortunate association with furrys.

[@insertnamehere5809]

On a fake Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 passport 🛂 of all things

[@The_Ice_Man_777]

I still can't believe the unknowing assassin was wearing a shirt that said LOL. 😂

[@Noperare]

TBF, she thought it was a prank video, so it makes sense she would wear something like that

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

I still cant believe Kim doesn't poop like the rest of us pesants 😪

[@talpark8796]

it comes out pre-sealed in a plastic bag 😒 happy now?😁

[@UrDadsFavouriteMaleEscort]

Bro if i didnt get my three shits a day id get no peace

[@Yue_Jin]

@@talpark8796 He has plastic bags tied inside him ready to catch it all?

[@bojanivanisevic1072]

How can he poop if he doesn't have an asshole?

[@Aspiring-Hobo]

wait..... HE DOESN"T POOP? Now I am impressed

[@IchigoKurosaki_]

"It was just prank barbed wire, why are you screaming?" - Slim Jim Kim

[@DarthSidian]

I feel bad for the ladies, by the way. Imagine thinking you're just doing a silly prank with some baby oil, when you've just killed a man with a nerve agent.

[@phgamer4393]

i dont. fucker prankers. i hate pranks. i dont know why america was fascinated by them in the 90s

[@HonestBottom]

Yeah, jokes aside, that must be pretty damned devastating and that's before you've even had time to think about the consequences.

[@500dollarjapanesetoaster8]

I'm more impressed they didn't die by accidentally touching the stuff.

[@alback]

Here we dislike socialist but we don’t question New York banker capitalists.

[@dorugoramon0518]

They're the same people. They use socialism to dupe the peasants into giving them power, then they sell of the country.@@alback

[@yeah_ish]

"it's just a prank, bro" -Kim Jong Un

[@1776Pundit]

You didn't mention that there were two chemicals used to activate the nerve agent. One rubbed one part in while the other sprayed the other chemical. That's why the girls weren't affected.

[@brandonnotsowise2640]

Quite an ingenious plan, if you think about it.

[@nietzchepreacher9477]

You'd think after rubbing them together tho the second girl would be effected

[@rotamrofsnart]

​@@nietzchepreacher9477the second one sprayed. She didn't have the first chemical on her face. So, no.

[@edpriolo]

Thank you, I was wondering

[@koolkat6966]

Technically they each rubbed a precursor to vx nerve agent, which reacted together on his face to form a lethal amount of it.

[@oz_jones]

Not even technically, that's why they were fine

[@moonasha]

for those who don't know, chemical weapons are sometimes stored as two components that are combined when the delivery system is used, to create the chemical weapon. This is so storage is far safer, you can keep the separate components in different sites

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

Didn’t know that. Thanks. 😊

[@boataholicsanonymous9583]

never thought i'd see a scottish man on a north korean watch list but here we are

[@Humble_Merchant]

Japan kinda dropped the ball on not accepting him into Disneyland and bringing him over to their side

[@CountGremlin]

That really sucks. He definitely just wanted to be a normal rich celebrity, but was born in the wrong family to try to be normal.

[@dorugoramon0518]

"Normal Rich Celebrity" Thats a lot of contradictory terms in one sentence.

[@screamingseal4805]

@@dorugoramon0518or the fact his “celebrity” status was that he was a fucking dictators son 😂

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

@@dorugoramon0518words meaning can change depending on the context. Try reading

[@Octopetala]

Try being less of a smarmy redditor

[@Neo2266.]

You'll learn to read one day, I'm sure @@dorugoramon0518

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

*_"I'm sure glad that I don't live in a country like that"_* The irony is so thick, you could hack at it with a Scottish claymore.

[@theblocksays]

The SNP was a woke Trojan horse, for those not in the know.

[@petermgruhn]

Nah. I doubt I could lift the thing.

[@petermgruhn]

You can't hack it! Y' wuss!

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

a longsword is a balanced tool weighing only about 1 to 1,5 kilograms, quite light, actually@@petermgruhn

[@devdevdev12]

"Camera there, camera there, you just walked the prank!"

[@michaelhowell2326]

I know it sounds a bit off but the way Dank says "murder" sounds amazing.

[@r0br33r]

mughdagh

[@blitzerblazinoah6838]

Mordor!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

murrghdarrgh

[@michaelhowell2326]

I'm getting so tired of KZbin curating the comments section so hard lately.

[@IMHOGSLICE]

It’s like a warm blanket being placed over you

[@daytoncoates4930]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “prank gone wrong”

[@evo3s75]

In their case it's more of a prank gone "right"

[@mistermelorious]

Wong*

[@Truffle_Pup]

This screams of N.Korea trying to pull off a CIA type assassination, and realising they have a long way to go when it comes to covering their tracks and shifting blame to a credible "other" lol.

[@insertnamehere5809]

They should have got the Russians to do it instead.

[@clightskyson9955]

@@insertnamehere5809the Russians literally failed to kill Alexei Navalny with novichok and got an innocent woman killed. N.Korea at least got the job done and with no collateral

[@supershot9729]

Or you know at least make up a credible other in the first place lmao

[@moonasha]

@@clightskyson9955 didn't they get some people in Britain killed too? An assassin tossed the stuff on the ground or something and it was picked up by a couple. Man f Russia.

[@ussliberty109]

Look up the CIA's hundreds of failed attempts on Castro.

[@ornu01]

It was just a prank, bro!

[@DjDeadpig]

North Korean Logan Paul

[@MoonShadowxp]

I totally heard that too 😂

[@Lord_Messiah_Disciple]

"Bloody snowflake" 😒

[@AncestorEmpire1]

Your “Real” father: so was your mother’s pregnancy

[@EyesOfByes]

In Scottish it's "bruuuu"

[@Mach5Johnny]

Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future videos... Colton Harris Moore aka the Barefoot Bandit: Real Life GTA Character. The 1989 Ash Street Shootout: 15 Army Rangers vs. The Crips Leo ‘El Tata’ Sharp: oldest drug smuggler and inspiration for the movie: The Mule Godfrey Qualls and his Black Ghost Dodge Challenger: Detroit Traffic Officer by day and Street Racer by night… the real Brian O’Conner. Intelsat 708: when Communist China played Kerbal Space Program in real life Mad Mike Hughes: Flat Earther that died from crash landing his homemade rocket Colin McCrae: Scottish Rally Car Driver Rainbow Farm Siege Cokeville Hostage Crisis Milton Bill Cooper: conspiracy radio host killed by the government Mad Mike Hoare: Irish Mercenary The Iran-Iraq War Swamp Electrocution

[@gregorm9183]

Great suggestions dude

[@hank1556]

The black ghost dodge challenger is 100% made up bullshit. It's a stock car (while badass) that ran a 14 second quarter mile. It didnt run shit in the streets... Uncle Tony did a breakdown video of it

[@rexblade504]

I'm still waiting for a John Paul Jones video

[@SaltpeterTaffy]

Still waiting on the Audie Murphy episode.

[@emuoverlord1635]

Dying for the Rangers vs Crips firefight video

[@michaelsilver253]

Ngl I cracked the fuck up at the advertisement. Threaded that needle perfectly of clearly mocking the product and him doing the ad while still being professional enough for the sponsor to accept the read. You love to see it

[@mhick3333]

The image of a dictator in mouse ears is priceless 😂

[@nikosnikos5082]

Still less evil than actual prank videos

[@roymunson1]

Remember that show with the kid from Stranger things pranking people who thought they had jobs and it was their first night until a disaster struck, see how they react then tell them they're still broke and laugh at them. Ridiculous.

[@seanturner7]

The Bill Gates pie prank is still a top 5 prank though.

[@ournturn7512]

lol. Less evil than actual youtubers too

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

Mr. Beast $10 poison vs $10000000 nerve agent

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

"It's just a Prank, Bro!" - Kim Jong Un, allegedly.

[@tomtheconqerur]

INB4 Tankies show up to defend NK.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

I'm sure somehow you're already late but I haven't seen any.....yet.

[@1forthepriceof218]

I’d like to see an episode on Tolkien, personally. It might not be full of action or adventure, but the man definitely lived a rich life.

[@disturbedrocks1996]

*served in WW1, wrote some shitty books to cope with the ptsd with plot holes the size of mt doom itself, died* I think that about covers it!

[@screamingseal4805]

@@disturbedrocks1996pretty much

[@teddyfartypants]

I'm waiting for a Wesley Willis video

[@braydeno4189]

​@disturbedrocks1996 Why do you feel the need to embarrass yourself?

[@thoroughlyrustled6186]

​@@disturbedrocks1996which plot holes are you referring to? It's been a while since I read the series

[@Lord_Messiah_Disciple]

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's VX Nerve Agent."😆 "VX Nerve Agent. The Makeup of North Korean Secret Assassins." "VX Nerve Agent. Because You Deserve It!" "Get the VX look!" 😆

[@illusion.nguyen]

"It's just a prank dude!" The prank:

[@olivere5497]

The culprit: Kim Jong Un The Victim: Kim Jong Dead

[@kvant13]

The thing about them "getting away with it" is, honestly, what's anyone going to do to them over it? They're not a normal country where severing relations or sanctioning them is going to do anything since they're already an international pariah wholly propped up by China. The world knowing that they did it is, quite literally, the only actual consequence they could have theoretically suffered for it.

[@eatu4tea]

I'm sorry but carrying out something like that while wearing a huge LOL T--Shirt is pretty hilarious lmao

[@robertallen7064]

Man. This one kinda makes me a bit sad. Dude just wanted a normal life. Dude could have been the leader of a country but decided to have a family and try and live a normal and happy life and he was killed for it. He had no desire for power and he died anyway.

[@PropagandalfderWeiße]

Normal life? That guy lived off the wealth his family pressed out of the korean people. Even the USSR and China condemned the Juche Ideology as reactionary.

[@ericanderson735]

@@PropagandalfderWeißewhat choice did he has of being born to who ? Give your head a fucking shake man. He was 99x more normal and moral then anyone born into that situation who wouldn’t know any better. I doubt you would have been as chill as him if that’s what you were born into. Be a little reasonable……

[@bobSeigar]

​@@PropagandalfderWeißewelcome to real life, and not some deluded fantasy. Everything in this world is predatory oppression. Or did you invent and manufacture your own cellphone, internet and all the architecture to go with it?

[@SlurMaster9000]

@@PropagandalfderWeiße I mean it's not like he had an obvious way to return his pile of blood money to the regime's victims. Sure, the morally optimal course would have been to take over and somehow safely dismantle the regime (or at least minimize harm), but I have to have a little respect for a guy who says "I just wanna grill" when presented with that much power.

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

​@@bobSeigar That's an insanely dumb comparison. What's next? You gonna equate a Hot Dog Vendor selling Sidewalk Bratwursts to a certain era of Germans or some shit because both gained status based on German Culture?

[@michaelreich4827]

Last time I was this early for a Dankula video, 9 year olds could go to football games with their faces painted without being slandered by Deadspin.

[@Critical_Stinking]

Cool segue, bro.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

The great sin of using black and red paint at a sportsball game?

[@jeff-hh9mc]

Taking out your own brother is when you’ve hit dictator level.

[@jamesconnor7417]

When Scottish Brian Blessed starts peddling fragrances exclusive to North America, you know the world has gone mad!

[@nicks4802]

Just a prank dude! Glad we all got to see the hilarious footage when it came out. What a great prank vid, The Kim dynasty pulls the best pranks, as we all know.

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Bruh! Kek

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

How the did you manage to mess that up? You were not only early, you got half the Meme Quote correct. This is literally his Brother, and you decided to go with "Dude" instead of Bro. I award you No Points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[@JL-go3]

I lost it at the " maybe she's born with it" ...fu$king lol

[@garrett.9494]

Dankula, you can’t keep nearly cracking up during these ads😂

[@tog2842]

Funniest part of the vid!

[@Death_Networks]

When you were describing North Korea, I got confused if you were talking about North Korea or the UK... Or Germany... Or the US in the next 6 months...

[@dorugoramon0518]

Thats the joke.

[@shnorkeythefourth4572]

@@dorugoramon0518”please clap”

[@user-Kova15]

Next six months? Sounds like you have TDS

[@DarthSidian]

Regardless of whatever branding and stickers you slap onto it, an East Asian monarchy is still an East Asian monarchy.

[@mateogarcia7982]

Now that Javier is Argentina's president, could you make a video about him? He's the biggest madlad in our country at the moment and it will be a really fun idea and educational in some instances

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

Argentina seems like the place where he knows what he is but the voters don't know what they voted for. Which would be awesome chaos. Back to taking care of yourself lol

[@mateogarcia7982]

@@armwrestlingfan6804 it's 50/50 in truth Argentina has been chaos for the last 50 years

[@Patrick-uu6ev]

Sadly I don’t think he will, just because dank has mentioned that he only likes doing madlad videos on people who’s stories are “over” that way he can encompass all of it in one video. So sadly I don’t think we’ll get a video on Milei until he’s long retired or passed

[@mathieuleader8601]

I'm shocked that Javier won given how he admires Thatcher and the whole issue with the Falklands.

[@mateogarcia7982]

@@mathieuleader8601 yeah I thought the same but you can tell how bad the other candidates were if he won by a long shot

[@randybernhard8437]

“It’s just a prank bro!” The prank: Sorry, I just had to make that shitty joke. I know, too easy.

[@logancaine9616]

Just ate a fire ass shroom chocolate about 40 minutes ago. Right off the bat I'm laughing my ass off picturing an Asian dude rolling up and saying "Herro my name is James", like he's trying to get someone to buy a $100 gift card, and read him the numbers off the back of it.

[@backtoobasics]

My fresh cut grass is only harvested in the fall, auto flowers are for beginners😂😂

[@thehunter9924]

"Maybe shes born with it maybe its VX Nerve Agent" laughed my ass off will be using this in my classes from now on thank you funny Scottish Man

[@opalyasu7159]

"He would rather travel than stay home in North Korea" I mean everyone would tbh

[@brandonnotsowise2640]

What a wild story. I remember hearing about the assasination when it initially happened, but didn't recall hearing that the unaware assassins weren't in on it.

[@IceDragon978]

do they actually think that dank looks like the kind of guy that has the kind of audience that would be interested in a cologne/perfume subscription box...?

[@ponythroat1405]

i know right. I for one smell like my username, And i am sure many other people in his audience are nurglemaxxing.

[@IloveOtherPplsMsry]

"Oh so it's like Game of Thrones?" "Yes Jimmy, just like Game of Thrones"

[@chaostourist2951]

I can't take dank talking about cologne scents seriously when he looks like he smells like the back alley of a scottish pub.

[@whatsnewbois9814]

Absolute Madlads: Josip Broz Tito, the man who Stalin feared the most

[@astrally111]

Count Dankula oiled up

[@GAIVSCALIGVLA]

What..?

[@sarahjane9692]

His beard?

[@Critical_Stinking]

His bum crack.

[@jailcatjones3250]

Kim Jong nam looked like a chill guy

[@williamw2529]

People kinda did this in Stafford & Fredericksburg VA as well. They'd convince stupid people that they were "filming a movie," or "defeating a psychopath," and just literally have them commit crimes. Since KZbin isn't showing the other comments, what I said above also applies to Putnam County GA, Honey Brooke PA, Montclair VA, El Paso TX, Las Cruces NM, and Fairfax VA.

[@KensCounselingCouch]

Are there any articles about this happening? I'd love to read more about it

[@williamw2529]

You'll have to search the court documents.

[@MrNemoYo]

"Maybe he'll die from it... msybe it's nerve agennnnnt" (LOL)

[@pmcKANE]

Tell us more about your scent memories Dank!

[@chumorgan443]

I find it strange he felt the need to be sneaky about the assassination. Like he was worried what it might do for his image. As if that ship hadn't already sailed.

[@rorz999]

I wouldn't say it was sneaky, it was purposely pretty public

[@vanderMeulenSuwald]

I imagine filthy frank going: it's just a prank bro

[@mistermelorious]

You look at Dank and think "scentbud" no no wait, scent up looked at Dank and thought this is a man who represents our potential demographic

[@rexblade504]

Why did they have a guy who lived in Scotland promote their product if its only available in the US and Canada lol? 😂😂

[@oz_jones]

What are viewer demographics for $100, Alex?

[@rexblade504]

@@oz_jones "I order it all the time, and will be sure to order more"

[@timmygoldstein]

I mean, if this channel was just Scots, it would be completely incomprehensible to the average man.

[@dimadobrik4516]

I don't even know where to start with this

[@rexblade504]

@@dimadobrik4516 ?

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

3:03 sorry Dank, I don’t believe one word you’re saying 😂

[@seantheguy1391]

ITS JUST A PRANK BRAH

[@mathieuleader8601]

Un's half-brother could have won a Dom DeLuise lookalike contest especially with that hat of his

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

😂 Danks luvs his Poofy perfumes 😂 I feel like Dobbing Dankula into Vivian and setting SPG onto him 😮😂❤

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

Kim jong ills sister is more evil than all of them put together, Watch because just like Dank said, One of them will end up killing the other eventually as she is also highly respected in the political regime

[@mindmachinepsy]

I was convinced i've seen that story on your channel before... weird. anyways, that story is INSANE. That coulda turned into chemical warfare so fucking fast

[@TheCynicalAutist]

There was a video essay someone did on the subject that covered the back story of the two women involved and their legal battle.

[@Vemberwost]

"Chill, it's just a prank" The prank:

[@baldieman64]

I was in Malaysia, and had just left Langkawi when this happened. It was pretty messed up, because for a while, nobody knew if there were people randomly killing foreigners

[@YanDoroshenko]

That really rubbed it in his face.

[@Voltanaut]

"It's just a prankula, bro," Count Stankula said, leaving the bankula to return home for a satisfying spankula from Madam Tankula.

[@masonmcgrew9790]

From death to 3 years in jail after taking part in an assassination they fucking called Saul

[@liamwayne6703]

Nine minutes old and already Sponsorblock'd. God bless America.

[@hrr597]

Rare USA W

[@DIBZ111]

His last were reportedly "Fuck I wish I was in Disneyland right now."

[@jewishbaker]

You don't know Nam man, you weren't there?!

[@beyondobscure]

kek

[@emilyadams3228]

His proctologist has been through the shit in Nam.

[@Xtino1989X]

3:34 but wait I didn’t think u lived in either the us or Canada 😂😂😂

[@Chucamablabla05]

Why does it look like Dank is being held at gunpoint by scentbird?

[@Beniled]

Why does "We just merced Kim Jung Un's brother" sound like the title for a Logan Paul video?

[@sukamadik5983]

The important thing is that people remember that Kim was chosen by God himself

[@juliana8113]

If this had happened in a book or film I would have thought it too far fetched

[@c4feg4r44]

the sponsor pick is waaay too on point

[@anaturn12]

Blink 3 times if there is a man with a gun of on the side during the sponsor segment

[@mansnotprot1544]

Imagine if they put this effort into their own people not starving lol

[@rorz999]

Weird that they want to be the most powerful, feared nation, yet they starve their own population

[@SniperKing-O]

I like to think of this as the real reason why Splash Mountain in the states was torn down.

[@Retro-Revival]

Lmfao and thanks for a much needed laugh

[@indiomoustafa2047]

That perfume commercial was so unhinged

[@wagsthedogwhistle5939]

4:00 skip to story

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Really does take "It's Just A Prank, Bro" to a whole new and literal level.

[@nicks4802]

At the same time, you gotta wonder, Would dropping a deuce on his brothers Dim Sum have been a better prank?

[@yungorange209]

Very informative Dankula, love you

[@NavigatorPlays]

Ahh this is lovely! Been on my annual Dankula Binge this week and he uploads. Just what I needed. Thanks daddy.🥰🥰

[@RyleKittenhouse]

Weird

[@deltamike3916]

I remember our instructors teaching us about this at the CBRN school house. Rah. Love you mark

[@Kangorrilla]

I don’t think scent bird will sponsor you for long. 😂

[@notquitehuman7402]

There are 3 places we still don't know anything about. The deepest depths of the ocean. The furthest reaches of space. And North Korea.

[@rorz999]

It's crazy how little footage there is of the real North Korea (ie life outside of Pyongyang) still to this day

[@ryanacorn5367]

These two KNOWN something was up. Why for THIS prank did they need protective gloves if the "cosmetics" were safe? Where were the cameras that were filming this "show"? Why did THIS prank have to be on THAT guy particularly? They almost certainly didn't know the scale of the plot, but they had to have known they were going to harm this target.

[@olivere5497]

Nah, if you see how low quality/trashy south east asian youtube is, the way they copy everything, the way they have no idea about the origins of trends in other countries, you'd realise they were 2 dumb broads on craigslist.

[@HarleyHerbert]

You're assuming the girls were smart enough to ask those kinds of questions. They most likely deliberately chose two girls who weren't going to think too much about what they were doing

[@ryanacorn5367]

​@HarleyHerbert fair and unfair I think they were probably selected because they were average looking older women who's year of attention grabbing were behind them who would love to feel special for a few days and be on TV HOWEVER I don't think anyone is "stupid" enough to not realize that something was wrong with this situation. I don't blame them for not recognizing the brother of the worlds was notable dictator, but they had have known that they were doing this to a real person. Maybe they were blinded by getting their 15mins but I'm not ready to say even the below average person is that stupid.

[@kingrooper]

@@ryanacorn5367 Most people in Malaysia didn't even know Kim Jong Un had an elder brother, let alone who Kim Jong Un is. Its not a country like America where every single world news and information needs to be told to every single person and we should really care about it. These ladies probably are just Kpop bingers and watches tacky local idol shows without a care in the world, the perfect clueless tool. If you think most people are 'smart', man, you probably never seen idiots that lives everyday in Reddit and every social media platform.

[@ssheeessh]

Lmao never underestimate one's capacity for stupidity. You lost credibility. ​@@ryanacorn5367

[@haroldthaf]

When some guy that is more concerned about having a grand time in Disneyland is a threat, you know that your regime is the real deal.

[@bunberrier]

They chose this method so that it became a story people would want to share.They attached his death to a meme for the intimidation factor. It worked. Here we are. If they had merely ended the guy few would know about it.

[@Yamezzzz]

Wtf I just finished a 2 hour long dive into this and other DPRK affairs, just realised the time and how I've wasted my evening. Then saw this was uploaded an hour ago.

[@dubuyajay9964]

05:20. Disney is "Capitalist?"

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Is there no antidote to this nerve agent?

[@LostSoulNaMing]

There is, but noone knew what chamichal was he exposed to