"At least Ali Dia focuses on football, unlike Paul Pogba." -Graeme Souness
@kwinsiirvine5923 жыл бұрын
ffs😂😂😂
@clintstewart55453 жыл бұрын
he is not wrong about pogba the man with a 1000 hair styles
@mering52983 жыл бұрын
Adaptability
@iskywhisky11543 жыл бұрын
Man's so salty he fielded Dia he hates Pogba
@willardmatsaudza31013 жыл бұрын
@@clintstewart5545 what does hair have to do with taking the game seriously you guys aren’t serious. How is something that take 20 minutes a sign a World Cup winner doesn’t take football seriously
@kohchungwei3 жыл бұрын
Imagine modern day Souness doing the punditry on Dia
@Call-me-Avi3 жыл бұрын
He is worse than pogba - souness probably
@Flames273 жыл бұрын
Yooooo
@inBODwetrust133 жыл бұрын
Well he's black so we can be certain Souness would have targeted him before he even played
@DeadInsideDave3 жыл бұрын
That's why u mute the tv when souness speaks
@dukeofdogs65222 жыл бұрын
Thats Just Fred
@AnkitGupta-wf2lg3 жыл бұрын
"Southampton were waging their annual battle against relegation" LMAAAAAAAOO dead
@kwazilucas3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
@fishyfish65103 жыл бұрын
Le Tissier was breaking his back and scoring 20 wonder goals a season just to keep them up 😂
@PieEater1633 жыл бұрын
The 90s were rough for us! Without Le God we'd definitely not have survived into the 2000s. Some amazing great escapes though.
@tomboz7773 жыл бұрын
I remember John Motson, ever the statistician being asked “who was the team that finished above the relegation the most times” around that period? Southampton was the answer of course. Was thinking “yeah, that checks out”.
@johnmitchell22693 жыл бұрын
Some things never change
@gaiusjuliuspleaser3 жыл бұрын
"Paul Pogba is a poor man's Ali Dia." -Graeme Souness
@weestyboys68293 жыл бұрын
Souness: 'I'll give you a clue...starts with Po, ends in gba'
@roopelahtinen19833 жыл бұрын
Fred
@lukashradecky54923 жыл бұрын
McTomminay
@heijimikata71813 жыл бұрын
Pog….ba would be better.
@elypsemusic80422 жыл бұрын
Maguire
@gaiusjuliuspleaser3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Souness meeting Dia in person for the first time. "Wow, you sound just like George Weah!"
@josephxuereb1978 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zerosuitsamus23403 жыл бұрын
If Ali Dia were up against Maguire and Lindelof last night, he will most likely be World Class Striker based on their performance
@kaichatib18863 жыл бұрын
Your forgetting Shaw, somehow people forgetting that Shaw was if not worst than Linder of and Maguire 🤣
@benedictjajo3 жыл бұрын
@@kaichatib1886 easy to point and laugh at when they are having bad time.
@MrJermson3 жыл бұрын
@@kaichatib1886you are right. The problem is the English language does not have a word to describe what is worse than worst.
@vitaminc21613 жыл бұрын
A week ago he could fool wan bisaka
@dagsommar37133 жыл бұрын
Lindelöf wasn't even bad. He is just unlucky to be playing for a collapsed United.
@prayaaskochhar87833 жыл бұрын
He has a son Simon Dia , who is very much a real professional footballer and played for Lille youth academy and briefly in French Ligue 2
@gautamanparasan70673 жыл бұрын
Probably the greatest merch ad I have seen.
@Elephantstonica3 жыл бұрын
Chose to sub just because of that.
@matthill32932 жыл бұрын
I'm a Saints fan and Ali Dia is genuinely, without any irony one of my favourite ever players. The bloke's an absolute genius! He'll be remembered forever, far longer than any "good" player. Fair play to him!
@StoutProper Жыл бұрын
Have you got a song about him?
@gingerinho67933 жыл бұрын
I'm hypnotised by the merch song, might have to buy the whole stock
@Recedinhairline4423 жыл бұрын
Bruhh I wish I could it
@bremya3 жыл бұрын
merchandiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise
@gamessories56133 жыл бұрын
They are pretty professional and the song was goofy, really liked it too !
@JohnKobaRuddy3 жыл бұрын
Four gullible simpletons in one post
@elypsemusic80422 жыл бұрын
I loved it so much i might download it.
@kohchungwei3 жыл бұрын
Since Souness managed that team it's probably somehow Paul Pogba
@theboss-by5gd3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MorrisseyMuse3 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't be wrong..lol
@misterbogs3 жыл бұрын
Pogba is just a dabbing James Milner
@nakaine73 жыл бұрын
The most overrated player of all time
@jdodger10913 жыл бұрын
Pogba is criminally overrated to be fair
@bigbearrecordingstudio79213 жыл бұрын
Oh dude I've read about this. My man Dia pulled off the scam of the century. He is like one of those KZbinrs that does a "i faked being an influencer and snuck my way into fashion week" same energy 🤣🤣
@_Diego_3 жыл бұрын
You thought I was weahs cousin but it was I, Dia!
@Timliu923 жыл бұрын
Yes! All I can say is, at least the man lived the dream for a while and managed to taste minutes of Premier League football, while also becoming a legendary meme in the process 😬😬😉😄🤣
@bixxi96263 жыл бұрын
Same wozzap
@kb98892 жыл бұрын
@@_Diego_ 🤣 didn't expect to see a Jojo reference in a Tifo video. KONO DIA DA!!!!
@monkeytennis88612 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@BigBrainStrats3 жыл бұрын
Le Tissier said about him after the game: "He ran around the pitch like Bambi on ice; it was very embarrassing to watch."
@TheHunter23 жыл бұрын
lol, thank God George Weah was just a great footballer back in the day. Imagine if he was a great engineer or pilot. "Hey you guys should hire my cousin. he flies 787 all the time"
@vulxh2 жыл бұрын
Imagine while he gives the captians announcement you hear how to fly a plane tutorial in the background💀
@VHKDK2 жыл бұрын
If he said he flew the 737 max, then that may explain a few things.
@rjjcms12 жыл бұрын
Yikes!
@MrBannystar3 жыл бұрын
Souness still probably thinks higher of Dia than Pogba.
@fizz1133 жыл бұрын
After yesterday, it makes sense.
@Mr-Safology3 жыл бұрын
Your name suits you. Especially with that disrespectful image.
@arandomguy32883 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Safology factual image
@Mr-Safology3 жыл бұрын
@@arandomguy3288 Factual Hebdo image, yes. You do know this is a caricature, disrespectful one. And BTW, I know who you are.
@MrBannystar3 жыл бұрын
@@fizz113 *"he's trying to bait you"* Who am I trying to bait? Those who get upset over a cartoon and clearly have a problem with freedom of expression? Be careful who you get in to bed with.
@ajones77353 жыл бұрын
Imagine scamming your way into playing a Premier League game! Absolute legend!
@johnnyb29092 жыл бұрын
harry maguire!
@vankallahan592 жыл бұрын
Happened in Denmark last year. A guy faked his way in to a professional side "Viborg"
@Alphoric Жыл бұрын
He’s also the best premier league player and the only player to have a shot on target every 53 minutes ever in the prem
@Alphoric Жыл бұрын
@@vankallahan59 it happened in South America I think and the guy was walking on and instead of playing he just attacked a fan and he stayed at the club for quite some time
@rayfinkle2805 Жыл бұрын
Sterling has been doing it for years
@Ben_the_Rosafan3 жыл бұрын
Now imagine if he'd actually scored that goal...
@0saintclark02 жыл бұрын
I was there for the game and honestly I've seen worse than him have much longer careers in the Prem. As you said yourself he actually nearly scored...he looked more like a player who hadn't trained for a long time rather than someone who was just terrible.
@Amirkhanye2 жыл бұрын
Pp
@attorneyirl27252 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree actually. More often than not we see horrible performances where the player loses the ball on every touch.
@bigt6665 Жыл бұрын
@@attorneyirl2725 brenden aaronson is worse than him
@xerxesx4u Жыл бұрын
For Man United it's Maguire and Tuanzebe
@spacebandit28343 жыл бұрын
He was doomed the moment Tony Pulis blacklisted him
@brandonasiedu97863 жыл бұрын
Serge Gnabry says otherwise
@cuck1ngfunt3 жыл бұрын
Pulis didn’t want Palace to resign Zaha either, who as everyone knows carried us for about half a decade. Was one of the reasons he left.
@chriswilkinson76362 жыл бұрын
Did Tony Pulis really just say he was rubbish?😂😂😂That's pretty blunt😂😂😂
@gchigwanda3 жыл бұрын
Sourness fell for the classic "Nigerian prince"
@rjjcms12 жыл бұрын
But fortunately for him it didn't cost him his life savings.
@theboss-by5gd3 жыл бұрын
why isnt anyone talking about the new song dropped by the "Tifo bois" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I swear these guys need to release an album and i would be listenin to em 24/7
@DarkshadeMusic3 жыл бұрын
You’re talking about it.
@shreyashrath30063 жыл бұрын
Link bro
@joetucker9713 жыл бұрын
@@shreyashrath3006 it's in the video lol
@KinnyRiddle3 жыл бұрын
That Mega Deal song is still in my head after so many months. LOL
@CamoDrako3 жыл бұрын
I found out abt this guy a few years back when I looked at the alumni for my university on Wikipedia. That was a rabbit hole I thoroughly enjoyed
@honestarsenalfan70383 жыл бұрын
I reckon I can put in a real shift in the premier League. I have mamba mentality,you won't see me trying to hide from the ball. Roll me a contract!
@olivermcleod13 жыл бұрын
Surely has to be Harry Maguire, I’ve never seen anything like it. Trudging around pushing his teammates over.
@rascallybloom567 Жыл бұрын
Dont disrespect the GOAT 🐐🐐🐐
@joeski273 жыл бұрын
Not convinced, Dia managed a shot on target whereas I once watched Claude Davis from a free kick edge of his own box manage to “pass” the ball out of the stadium
@FootballDrawn3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was covering this story on my own channel, and being surprised the magnitude of what he pulled off. Well done guys. Another top video by a top channel ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
@moumenrezaei13303 жыл бұрын
the ultimate GOAT
@jeremybilliards7123 жыл бұрын
Hahaa...I actually remember your video. Love it♥️♥️
@wilfordcolbert13333 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're massively underrated 🔥
@7bucksnutrition3033 жыл бұрын
Massive fan of your stuff
@TMM-N2 жыл бұрын
He achieved what 99% of the world population would never achieved, playing in EPL..kudos
@SujoyChakravarthi933 жыл бұрын
I think he's got enough to make Manchester United's squad, going by last night in particular - he'd definitely get more minutes than Van De Beek for sure
@sigitprabowo3633 жыл бұрын
Imagine, he played for Senegal and he's George Weah's cousin, a Liberian.
@sponish02 жыл бұрын
well its possible for cousins to have different nationalities
@weskinzett73942 жыл бұрын
More Librarian than Liberian
@adityanath9233 жыл бұрын
"Southampton were waging the annual battle against relegation" LMAO, I AM DEAD
@dan-qn6sz3 жыл бұрын
the ending song is too much 🤣🤣
@wishingwell123452 жыл бұрын
Didn't it strike Souness as suspicious that Weah (Liberian) supposedly had a cousin who played for Senegal? I mean it's not impossible but the two countries aren't exactly next door to each other.
@solanumlinnaeanum24843 жыл бұрын
Urgent Merch Requirements : 1) Scattergram 2) JJ's We fixed Super League Logo (rotating Eagle).
@jebus893 жыл бұрын
"Sure, I got fooled by that transfer. But you've got to ask...where was PAUL POGBA warning me about him?"
@MarcusSoothill3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if had actually scored that shot. Would have been mental lol
@MrCr1spy13 жыл бұрын
Joe could sing for RHCP. His voice is weirdly similar to Anthony Kiedis'.
@Bale4Bond3 жыл бұрын
Would be an improvement at this point
@graemehall67672 жыл бұрын
So happy that Gateshead got a mention here - his next stop is often overlooked but as you say, he scored a couple of goals for the Heed and became a bit of a cult figure
@withthespeed3 жыл бұрын
This has to be my favorite football/soccer channel since KickTV was a thing. Keep it up, great video as usual!
@kwazilucas3 жыл бұрын
"running to where the ball wasn't" LOL
@balham56063 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said Southampton and Grahame souness i knew which player you were going to talk about 😂
@rjjcms12 жыл бұрын
As an old codger who was going to football matches every other week in the 90s (and most of the 80s),I guessed who it going to be before I played the video.
@thejungwookim3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, seems like he could still do it on a rainy night at Stoke
@danpreston5643 жыл бұрын
I don't think Alex really buys into the silly side of this channel. He's a serious analyst, man.
@cameronseegers74143 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the man’s performative dancing?!?😭😂😂
@danpreston5643 жыл бұрын
@@cameronseegers7414 he looked like a man in a hostage video. 🤣
@dev0nSA1nt9 ай бұрын
to be fair it's been forgotten that we thumped a toothless United 6-3 at the Dell a few weeks before.
@Priyanshhh11893 жыл бұрын
Alex iwobi imo 🌝Wonder how Arsenal managed to convince Everton to pay 40 mil
@Priyanshhh11893 жыл бұрын
@A B 🤣
@abe103 жыл бұрын
@A B 😂
@deanbrown293 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've never ever understood that transfer! Just I'd of thrown my football manager game in the bin if it had happened their for being totally unrealistic.
@unserious_pod3 жыл бұрын
It was never 40million. 28m with and one making it 30m
@rashidkhalid39703 жыл бұрын
Pepe is actually a decent player he can dribble past players very fast just ain't got end product and worth that amount
@ormurin64413 жыл бұрын
Carlos Henrique aka Carlos Kaiser is also a funny story about a guy who can't play but gets signed to real clubs. worth a read.
@taskdon7692 жыл бұрын
And not just one club, he "played professionally" for 11 clubs over 5 nations in a span of 13 years without register a single minute on pitch.
@gregbest90 Жыл бұрын
First vid of yours I've seen; was impressed and ready to subscribe, then that merch song at the end sealed the deal, absolute quality 😂
@SujoyChakravarthi933 жыл бұрын
Hypnotized by that Merch Song. My word it was like coming up against Peak Ronaldinho - no idea what would happen next but I couldn't take my eyes off it
@oolongpantsu34373 жыл бұрын
0:37 Magnum randomly popping up
@northleedspoppa Жыл бұрын
Danny mills has to be up there Worst player at Charlton team that got relagated Responsible for like 3 out 5 England goals conceded in world cup Worst player in Leeds team that got relagated Worst player in Derby team that got relagated
@hb33933 жыл бұрын
Merch song came out of nowhere, lost it at the Ibrahim Sangare shirt
@TheMuldoonFella3 жыл бұрын
Harry Maguire took that crown from Ali Dia
@nickrushbrook84153 жыл бұрын
His 'resume' reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners!
@UserName-br5zu3 жыл бұрын
Roger Espinoza. End of debate. How that bloke ever became a professional footballer, I will never know. Absolutely garbage every time I’ve seen him play.
@Killer1984able3 жыл бұрын
The former Wigan left back?
@charlasdefutbolscouting3 жыл бұрын
Another Dia was Dhominic Dia, U20 World Cup top goalscorer in 2009. AC Milan signed with him, but he became a completely unknown player over his career..
@tianruixiao92393 жыл бұрын
ROFL is Alex's move with the mug in the ad inspired by his dance in his presentation for the revamped european super league?
@adam65433 жыл бұрын
Loving the tifo merch ad at the end 🤣😭
@ColorMeMozart2 жыл бұрын
I hear Flight of the Concords in the merchandise song and love it! 😂
@Ben-nr2rm Жыл бұрын
Fully expected to see the words ‘Igors Stepanovs’ here
@kane1987mk3 жыл бұрын
I mean it's gotta be a Newcastle player right!? We have had some shockers! There's a few I could think of from our first team now!
@verycasul3 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about Ali Dia in Four Four Two magazine. There are a lot cases like this back then.
@derekmiles7672 жыл бұрын
Ali Dia has a son named Simon Dia who actually made a decent career for himself in the lower leagues of French football, though he's currently playing in Thailand's highest football division
@WayneW3st3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so bad they subbed you off with a defender
@rjjcms12 жыл бұрын
They were so desperate their bench for the next game was going to consist of the physio,two directors,the tea vendor and the groundsman.
@zayam54013 жыл бұрын
It's marry haguire, saved you 419 seconds.
@markanthonylo47593 жыл бұрын
Another bit that ought to get me every time: Tifo's merch jingle LMAO
@VikingerOnYT3 жыл бұрын
Has to be Pogba.
@SCG773 жыл бұрын
Hi. Your advertisement cant be skipped. How you do it?
@mutsam42783 жыл бұрын
The song is actually a nice psychedelic. Tifo Merrrrrrrch.
@arpanm713 жыл бұрын
This merch advert is the best self plug in youtube history!!!!
@simonsmith84063 жыл бұрын
Ali Dia's performance was a horror show, but Tifo's Halloween pick is spooky prospect Jaques de Bones
@dylancraft10062 жыл бұрын
The merch ad 😂😂 I'm literally crying. If that doesn't make you wanna buy it then nothing will
@ha68923 жыл бұрын
Has to be Harry maguire, been relegated 4 times in his career and has lost 8 semi finals in a row.
@scottwilliamson77033 жыл бұрын
If Harry Maguire isn't here, then I call nonsense.
@David1991.3 жыл бұрын
De Gea should be in this video.
@StockwellJit3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what was more entertaining, the Ali Dia video or the merch ad
@andyrharris3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the title, I knew what it was gonna be about. As a Saints fan, I have heard this story many times.
@joebarnett12223 жыл бұрын
Great content but that merch promo music vid was something else...
@bleuray903 жыл бұрын
...aaaaaand the merchandise song at the end of video is just on-par with player we discussed...... hahaha
@jakeharris13703 жыл бұрын
Got to be Paul McShane surely?! I remember seeing Everton beating Sunderland 7-1 and McShane was at fault for every goal!
@danmount94623 жыл бұрын
That you, Irish Guy?
@yoavparkinson92962 жыл бұрын
The answer is Maguire.
@thenightfox38732 жыл бұрын
What a legend, fair play to him.
@brainnotfound3373 жыл бұрын
The merch ad at the end alone were worth watching through the video
@FW252 жыл бұрын
Finally, a video about Maguire🙌
@justin89103 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe that Miguel Almiron cannot kick the ball to the half way line from a goal kick.
@kritav11113 жыл бұрын
You can't expect anything less from Sounness.
@omrac3 жыл бұрын
Can we get a size chart on the shirts? I've got absolutely no clue if I should get a medium or large.
@Frazeyx3 жыл бұрын
Honourable mention to Wayne Hennessey as the worst premier league goalkeeper
@caeserromero30133 жыл бұрын
He made them pine for the days of Craig Maskell and Gordon Watson :)
@hunterrussell92633 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the nascar racer that produced false stats to participate in the Talledega 500 a few decades ago
@Eibarwoman3 жыл бұрын
L.W. Wright
@thoyo3 жыл бұрын
Listening to the song at the end, the more I hear it, the more I want to buy a random piece of merch. Much as I try, I can't avert my eyes. A moth to the flame, shut up and take my money 😭😭
@shaikhshafiq97413 жыл бұрын
Okay when's the album releasing for all the tifo songs. I am all in!!
@philipeflop99433 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and I’m still scratching my head that it’s not a video about Simon Dawkins
@williamkeese489 Жыл бұрын
It’s actually Cuco Martina. Although he scored an absolute screamer on his Southampton debut, his stint for Everton was shameful as I certainly noticed he could not use his left foot.
@markwilson34143 жыл бұрын
That merchandise song is legendary
@GeniusLad323 жыл бұрын
I love that two serious football channels have a brilliantly silly merch advert.
@ScottFree-GB3 жыл бұрын
Forget the actual video, the merch ad is what we're really here for
@ShinjiGetsGrounded3 жыл бұрын
he moved to america and changed his name to Ben Simmons
@realestatetalkmw77433 жыл бұрын
Does anyone notice the merchandise song at the end...am literally crying with laughter
@ondank3 жыл бұрын
Every bloody tifo song is such an ear worm and I can't handle having another tifo ear worm in my head
@blackfalcon13242 жыл бұрын
I get this was back in 1996, but this wasnt like pre war, it wouldnt be that hard to find out who he actually was.