The Presidential Debate was a Disaster

[@fwurbz]

the grim reaper was behind the camera staring joe right in the eyes

[@dliap98]

for real💀 just there waiting for him to drop dead

[@unoriginal2552]

The image of the grim reaper behind the camera looking at Biden like: 💀 And then Joe looking back at the reaper like: 👁️👄👁️ And then the reaper turns to Trump and does the same.

[@veilenj]

I'd rather vote for a corpse than be one. Go Joe!

[@thecomfortinthesound]

That would explain the look on his face 😭

[@justinnn1]

someone needs to draw this scene or make an animation of this it would be so good

[@grapejuice8595]

Between Biden and Trump, a single misplaced banana peel could probably leave us without a president going into 2025

[@emeraldsoda4059]

I liked for 1 slippery banana sfx

[@kappadarwin9476]

its sad because Letterman a former senator died when he had a fall earlier this year he was 83.

[@JP_Names]

​@@kappadarwin9476so you're saying there's a chance/hj

[@PetalRose450]

I mean, fingers crossed

[@jonnie7891]

You mean well-placed banana

[@penjamin1479]

This is the first time that we get to see Joe being haunted by a bunch of dead Palestinians while he's trying to participate in a debate.

[@JP_Names]

They're preparing to drag him to the down below when his time comes 👇

[@mottom2657]

Not only Palestinians but also Serbs, Albanians, Afghanistan's peoples, and Arabs of Iraq and Syria.

[@keygenrosie]

@@mottom2657no way you’re arguing that the Serbian genocide of Bosnians was good

[@shabear93]

So many ppl think that it's a great thing but it's the death of so many innocent ppl. And for why it's gross and sad

[@lincolnsand5127]

​@@mottom2657 >complains about Israel's actions against Palestine >defends Serbs in their ethnic cleansing of Bosniaks Wtf. You have no consistent worldview beyond "America bad"

[@Terracylle]

rotting corpse versus less rotting corpse, wonder who wins

[@Alex-gp7wg]

Strangely the one who shat himself I guess

[@PaktNisely]

certainly not Americans

[@stankyfx6001]

You're just jelly because trump is more sharp and charismatic then you and looks way younger btw

[@NicholasLeite-g3s]

@@PaktNisely neither do any other countries or people

[@elisa-beary]

Rotten on the inside though!!

[@dirtbag1713]

Not to be totally ageist but literally nobody in their 70s/80s should be president.

[@Sauce787]

That's not ageist, if anything it would benefit elderly politicians who don't know when to stop for their own health. Having anyone over 75 in the office of President is 100% elder abuse.

[@HELLHOUNDGRIM]

No, you're not wrong at all. The FAA has a law that prevents the hiring of commercial aircraft pilots over the age of 65. If you can't be trusted to fly a plane of 190 people, you can't be trusted to run a country of 350 million.

[@EdelynIsaac]

@@Sauce787 ☝

[@vitasomething]

this is like saying its ageist to say children cant be president. no, its not ageist. children cant be president because they're children. a senile person cant be president either. both trump and biden are senile as hell.

[@thecomfortinthesound]

Maybe the age limit should be consistent with the age of retirement.

[@Eyequeue7]

If the only requirement to be the president was to be good at golf, Trump still wouldn’t be a good president.

[@lich109]

A literal book was written on how much he cheats at golf, and how all of his "tournament wins" were fake.

[@katjamuller5503]

The man lost money running a Casino he wasn't a good businessman either

[@SillyWolfGuy]

oooohhhh gottem

[@FTZPLTC]

Srsly, stop electing golfers, they're inherently terrible people.

[@wesleyspecht5018]

And that’s why we end up with brain dead Biden

[@maxmfpayne]

Being an American is so embarrassing

[@chlochlo_the_T_BAG]

im have dual citizenship so im technically american and im embarrassed.

[@blacknoisyblue]

we all have second hand embarrassment for you guys.😭 want to marry a European? escape? it's not much better over here but we have free healthcare 😅😅

[@felwalkr_94]

@@blacknoisyblue FREE? Take me PLEASE.

[@HotTakeAndy]

Man I’ve been saying this since 2016

[@speclove1]

😂we need to do better

[@Komatic5]

“34 felonies vs 34 minutes to live”

[@tippytoads]

This is one of my favourite comments ever I think

[@lentilsforyou8236]

fun fact, every president has some factor related to the number 34! to find out more, look up "potus rule 34"

[@Momo_Ria]

Watching this debate genuinely made me want to rip out my hair, I hate both of them so much lmfao

[@EddieNoon]

Watching two rotting men, one to the point of decaying mental function and the other to zero mental function, try and argue. Also, I like your pfp

[@Fading_Sunset]

This debate was a complete joke… and on top of that they didn’t even kiss smh

[@SpleenMuncher71]

I love your pfp

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

My dad screamed “HES GONE HES GONE” whenever Joe started to space out

[@ecliiipsssse]

he's so real for that

[@thecomfortinthesound]

My dad who loves Biden texted me like, “this is bad…” not two minutes in. And it was just all downhill from there.

[@Virjunior01]

That's like an older person's version of "LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO"

[@BigPanda096]

What did he say when Trump started comparing outlandish things that made absolutely no sense under any context? Was he fair or clearly in favor and willing to look the other way or speculate reasoning as to why one deserves excuses but the other doesn't. I already know the answer but it's interesting to see honesty in the wild.

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

@@BigPanda096 he just laughed his ass off the whole debate

[@teenytinyspider]

Biden’s on 1 HP bro it’s too late to save him

[@johntodd6413]

Can't even use true resurrection because he's dying of old age

[@bot4hire202]

Is the president allowed to have a do not resuscitate? 😭

[@raven_g6667]

Can you imagine starting up a Fromsoft game and the titular boss that you probably won't beat rolls out but it's Joe fucking Biden with a single hit HP bar? Lol

[@korpen2858]

​@@raven_g6667 vendrick but with less hp

[@chrisalan5610]

Trump: “Everything was rocking while I was in charge, now I’m gonna compare immigrants to rats” Biden: “Eeeeoooooooweaaaaahhhh”

[@Lifesizemortal]

Illegal immigrants* there fixed it for you.

[@waterbottle82730]

they didn't kiss😭 why am i here?

[@birdfarts]

as a brump shipper im heartbroken 💔

[@pugachevskobra5636]

An America where two elderly presidential candidates don't frot each during the debate is not my America

[@waterbottle82730]

@@pugachevskobra5636 yes🗿

[@athrowawayperson9990]

​@@pugachevskobra5636SO TRUE

[@no1legobatmanfan]

We need a fix-it fix NOW!

[@starshiiinebby]

If we (The US) have a minimum age requirement for becoming president (35) WHY IS THERE NOT AN AGE MAXIMUM??? Biden is 81 yo... Trump is 78... I think the president should be between 35-65. This is so embarrassing. Like what....

[@IKickBabiesIntoTheHighway]

Washington was *WAY* younger than them when he became president

[@ramenaddict1676]

why we let people who are like 2 seconds from dying run this country is beyond me

[@scorpionic-night]

right? there should be an age limit

[@DH-dl3ll]

I feel kind of sick to my stomach about Biden because I think he's being forced to do this? Idk but he needs to be in a home and receiving geriatric care... like why is he being show-ponied like this? To be embarrassed in front of everyone? I just can't imagine he really understands where he is or what he's doing.

[@decm3_727]

I was kinda thinking this, like is he making the decision to do this himself ?? 💀

[@ona512]

i feel that way for trump lmao. he's putin's puppet and rotting at the strings

[@SugarPeachPrincess]

Unfortunately according to anonymous sources, many on his team are asking him to reconsider running and he refuses to listen to any reasoning. He is, unfortunately, doing this himself. He will be just as much to blame for Trump being elected.

[@JP_Names]

​@@SugarPeachPrincessthis, Biden has a huge ego. He's already spent 30k+ lives to prove it, I don't think something as small as America's future is going to stand in his way

[@DH-dl3ll]

@@SugarPeachPrincess I figured that might also be what's going on. Still, can't someone build a set to make him think he's running for president but he's really at a nursing home or something lol

[@katjamuller5503]

This isn't the presidential debate, it's Geriatric Yappin'

[@silverhowl9331]

this!!! ^

[@ozzie_theotter]

Elderly gum flapping

[@toganium4175]

Part of me feels like Biden could’ve done well if he just exposed the horrors of Project 2025.

[@fwurbz]

he would actually drop dead if he heard that i think

[@toganium4175]

@@fwurbz No, Biden and his administration have been attempting to cancel Project 2025.

[@sonderfulsable]

oh, absolutely

[@fwurbz]

@@toganium4175maybe he should try a little harder

[@comrade_aoife]

​@@fwurbzdawg the biden cabinet is fully aware of project 2025, they just don't care.

[@Leslie_AF]

These debate makes Kamala Harris looks like a beautiful angel with an intelligence that is unparalleled on earth today

[@stevonwhite8933]

And she’s a fkn ghoul of a person, so that just makes it all the more horrendous. America is on its last legs, especially if Trump gets in a 2nd time.

[@kassemir]

They honestly should just run with Kamala at this point. The chances would be better, even if it's not ideal.

[@elen5871]

no, she still seems barred out and borderline incoherent too!

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

She is smart, just evil.

[@maasnelsonhailey218]

@@TheModdedwarfare3 better than stupid and evil at least lol

[@mariac4127]

My mom is a Clinton era establishment democrat to the core and even she was like bruh we gotta switch this mf out

[@jerseyjess7826]

so is my mom & she's always loved Biden. the day after this she was just like "yeah this is bad" and started talking how she wished Biden would've just retired. Dems are so bad at this point that they're losing even their biggest cheerleaders smh

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

​@@jerseyjess7826 I don't care if they wheel Biden in on a stretcher, he's got my vote.

[@athrowawayperson9990]

​@@Pfpfpfpfpf2020that's pathetic, babes.

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

@@athrowawayperson9990 more pathetic than voting for Trump? That's what I find pathetic baby boo 💋

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

@@athrowawayperson9990 eat my butt!

[@justaguy.literallyjustaguy]

At this point, I don't care who gets to be the next president, as long as it is NEITHER of these men

[@xiapie]

What are you talking about it’s down between the two of them no 😭

[@justaguy.literallyjustaguy]

​@@xiapie bruhh my bad I haven't been paying attention 😭 that's on me. But y'know, with a little "faith trust and pixie dust" or w/e, maybe a meteor will fall on them, but only them. Either they each get their own meteor or the meteor splits into two on the way down idk, bottom line is they both kinda suck and it's unfortunate

[@dangerxbadger2300]

​@@xiapienah. The DNC hasn't happened yet. They're gonna drop Biden like a hot potato. This debate gave them no choice

[@TeethOwner]

it should be me :3

[@jadegreenleaf781]

It should be teethowner :3

[@queen_of_rats9589]

they both walk like sims

[@spectralace314]

They talk like them too, I swear half the time they were less intelligible than Sims.

[@Jman0163]

​​@@spectralace314sims have emotion in their voices, at least

[@felwalkr_94]

@@Jman0163😂

[@pugachevskobra5636]

GTA 3 NPCs

[@heyo.itsjay]

i like the part where joe biden said "I ask anyone out there in the audience" when he could clearly see that Nobody Was In Front Of Him

[@heyo.itsjay]

to clarify, he then says "or anyone watching this debate" which shows that he clearly wasnt talking about people watching it at home.

[@Altruisticangelguide]

Haha nice

[@vitasomething]

the audience was the grim reaper

[@Robert-fs6ge]

​@@heyo.itsjayyou're able to understand him?

[@DailyShit.]

He was obviously repeating stuff he prepared and had to remember. But used it in completely wrong context all the time.

[@K-metal-pop]

We're literally doomed. I wish i had enough money to go to another country.

[@BriarLeaf00]

Don't worry, even if you had enough money they won't accept you anyway unless you pass the blood test.

[@bicmit]

the western world is going down, i'm german and europe is falling apart, too.. so you'd have to go somewhere with a completely different culture and language and everything.. i feel like leaving, too but in reality, i'm too scared of making everything even worse and i don't speak spanish or arabic or sth well enough to feel home somewhere else. :(

[@bicmit]

​@@BriarLeaf00wtf are you talking about

[@user-bw4jm1bv1i]

Oh hell.........we're of to China 😐

[@BriarLeaf00]

@@bicmit ex sanguis

[@salemlikesstrawberries7778]

the ghosts are waving to him from the other side theyre CALLING HIM

[@Spookky_cereal]

A felon vs a dinosaur with dementia

[@stankyfx6001]

Youre just jelly that trump is sharper then you

[@EnbyGhostFin]

exactly

[@Kdkdleeme]

Jurassic World: Run For Your Life coming to theaters Autumn 2024

[@vlogily8043]

The felon is only 3 years younger and looks just like Koopa from the original Super Mario movie

[@spencergorman366]

“Not having a candidate this time” was more right that it should be

[@admiralpoi2903]

Real

[@babywiththeblueeyes]

I watched it and I just couldn't believe THESE are our only options.

[@Yr_fav.rizzler]

I'm moving into the ground until 2028

[@SillyWolfGuy]

you forgot about the brain worm guy lmao

[@elysianblu]

⁠@@Yr_fav.rizzler I’ll be there with ya

[@dangerxbadger2300]

The Democratic National Convention has not convened yet. Biden is not the official nominee. They are going to select somebody else, they absolutely have to, this debate give them no option , unless of course they are finally ready to just openly admit that they are controlled opposition and not truly meant to be any sort of progressive force against the Republican Party.

[@ChrisFromFloriduh]

RFK.

[@nerdoftheatre]

I didn't watch the debate. I know someone who, unfortunately, had their birthday the same night as the debate and I wanted to spend time with them on their birthday. So - the ONLY thing I had seen from this debate was the golf segment. Which did not give me any hope. I went into work after the debate, asked my boss about it, and he said flat out that he worried for his grandkid's future. His grandkid is a toddler.

[@ranpoetry]

the way trump was lying left and right we NEEDED a fact checker

[@amaliaschwartzmetz2949]

Biden was also lying😭😭 even CNN posted abt it. This is so scary

[@ona512]

we did! THE MODERATOR WAS SUPPOSED TO

[@asheronthehoise4813]

it made me so maddddd like biden is shit but why is trump just allowed to lie?????

[@Core1Chara]

​@@asheronthehoise4813 cry more 😂

[@BriarLeaf00]

​@@Core1Chara so cool, 2014 called and wanted thier diss back.

[@Newt94]

When I saw trump come out all disheveled I was confident but by the second word Biden spoke I knew it was gonna be so so bad.

[@zerogravy7446]

Makes me wonder what would happen if both of them just keeled over before the election day.

[@Edahs_exists]

I will literally turn religious again if that happens please god

[@SharkyOverlord]

@@Edahs_existsAmen 🙏

[@Pigeonfish_]

It would be an absolute miracle

[@silverhowl9331]

@@Edahs_exists this ^

[@Fen_Fox]

i'm agnostic but i will actually pray for that. i don't like kamala harris and hope she steps down as running vice pres but I will take her over biden. The guy looks like he needs to be under full time care. And I will literally take any republican candidate asshole over a literal felon

[@sealeorawr3166]

Watched the debate as a date with my boyfriend and we kissed

[@athirdofkansas]

love wins

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

At least someone got kissed 🤷‍♀️

[@arrowhead8856]

and they say romance is dead 🙄

[@user-bw4jm1bv1i]

Yooooo 💪💪💯💯🔥🔥🤩

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

👬

[@kawaiiaurora182]

Whoever let these men out of the nursing home should definitely be fired

[@flamingfoxx]

Sick I didn't know the nursing home had a debate club

[@vitasomething]

HELP the most INSANE thing was when trump called biden a "really weak palestinian" and said actually israel *did* start the agression but thats good actually and biden isnt going "hard enough" on "hamas" 😭😭😭

[@No-jz3bp]

The patriotic thing to do would be to step down, and as president he should know that.

[@nightwingalelle2849]

watched this against my will as i was working at a hotel bar with a ton of americans. im canadian. they asked us to put on the debates and holy shit it was a garbage night.

[@scorpionic-night]

😂

[@RyanLarkensom617]

I'm so sorry for your loss

[@AngelineProductions]

So sorry you had to spend your evening that way

[@silverhowl9331]

I'm so sorry, we americans are truly fucked..

[@IsThatAShortJoke]

My favorite part was all 3 times Trump insisted liberals were doing post birth abortions. It was slightly funnier than when the moderator tried to change the topic, and Trump basically said, "Excuse me, I wasn't done talking about veterans."

[@asheronthehoise4813]

I KNOW RIGHT!! like my mom and i had to do a double take the first time he said it,, a MONTH AFTER birth ??? huh ???

[@flamingfoxx]

I'm losing it trying to imagine what he thinks is happening. Like a few months in, looks at the baby, says "nah" and just chucks it out the window lol

[@jadegreenleaf781]

​@@flamingfoxxyouve had a taste, but your free trial is over

[@nari5161]

@@flamingfoxx there's a nonzero amount of people who believe that's the liberal agenda. Trump's preaching to lunatics

[@Robert-fs6ge]

He's talking about abortion after the child was just born not a month later

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Im german and knowing about Trump since 2016 I still don’t believe he is a real person

[@scorpionic-night]

lucky u😂

[@pastelcatnip]

I’m American and sometimes I don’t believe he’s real either

[@Potentiallychaotic]

@@pastelcatnip sometimes I don’t believe America’s real, this feels like a social experiment

[@TheDiabeticGameMaster]

Never thought I'd be missing Hillary Clinton...

[@Leah-vr7di]

For real at least she gave us more to work with

[@youfoundisaac]

Trump proved Hillary right, and I will never forgive him for that

[@Core1Chara]

😂😂😂 cry cry cry. I love y'all's tears

[@monopolizedopamine]

Hilary not being present is the only silver lining in all this. Otherwise it's Trump spewing lies unchecked PLUS a wet-willy, a loogie hanging over my face and being gaslit for an hour 😂😂😂

[@flamingfoxx]

​@@Core1CharaWith all the people you're saying are crying, it seems like you might be the one crying

[@mommyjeans9483]

Them arguing over golf scores is the bananas 🍌🍌🍌

[@AngstyLou]

Like I said to myself "what is even HAPPENING right now" at that part. So petty and ridiculous

[@kothepowcardfan11]

God breast America... 🇺🇲

[@littlepleeth9423]

truly the greatest crunchy

[@RedmondAlizarin]

Friendly reminder that Markiplier is now old enough to run for president.

[@Edahs_exists]

I mean better than these guys I’m down

[@Pigeonfish_]

Markiplier should run for president he would do a good job

[@treefrog7423]

If they still do write ins im down

[@princesspupcake1269]

for some reason i thought he was older is marker pliers really 35?

[@Ptr-ck7if]

@@princesspupcake1269 his youtube channel says he just turned 35 with his new birthday video that says "i am now old enough to run for president"

[@princekyle4132]

We need to acknowledge the horror of Project 2025. Biden gotta bring it up at the next debate 😭

[@blowinatranny]

Ok trump can just bring up the horror of the biden presidency

[@r0nium]

i just want to be alive to see a presidential debate where they aren't fighting like children and actually answer the questions

[@scorpionic-night]

how old r u? lol u havent seen one yet ? probably gen z

[@r0nium]

@scorpionic-night yes i am gen z so i only remember 2016 and onwards, and every 4 years it gets worse somehow

[@scorpionic-night]

it was a completely different world when obama was president. im a millennial so i got to witness that. he had charisma and dignity. he was a good man. trump is a psychopath. i feel for yall. i cried and was full of complete despair when i found out trump won back then. ​@@r0nium

[@princesspupcake1269]

i wanna see a p-debate where they full on engage in gladitorial combat

[@silverhowl9331]

@@princesspupcake1269 ME TOO!!!!

[@guples3734]

My favorite thing is when Trump says “Joe Biden’s economy is the worst ever.” Statistically it take 4 years for presidential legislation to take effect so when he’s referring to Joe’s economy being bad, he’s actually referring to his.

[@ordinaryrat]

Yes lets ignore Covid and everything else that occured during 2020 - 2022 and just pretend like policies made before then were to blame.

[@dietpebsi]

its so fucking over

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

Yeah :/ time to start prepping.

[@MeeYeeWeeWee]

We're cooked.

[@bakedgoldfish45]

we are so cooked bruh 😭😭😭

[@silverhowl9331]

Yep, we need a rebellion right here right now.

[@ftmfemboy]

We’re chop😰

[@TheSophiaSample]

Jesus, I hadn't realised it was THAT bad. Like two old codgers at the nursing home who've got beef.

[@notreallylillie]

this debate counts as elder abuse i think

[@SeventhGod77]

I’m giggling to myself realizing that I have to live with the consequences of putting either of these men in power again. We all know which one is preferable but it really feels like either way we go will not be the people’s will.

[@asheronthehoise4813]

yeah, like. my whole life depends on which freak gets voted in.... ahaha.....haha...ha.... (oh my god bro oh my god)

[@lonelytac0]

Are they good? Like mentally, did they sleep before? Did they take their meds? They look like they're about to keel over I'm almost worried for them

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

I think Biden had an upper respiratory infection. Idk about other guy.

[@scorpionic-night]

​@@Pfpfpfpfpf2020 other guy is a psychopath

[@cody7812]

My grandpa I take care of is 90, sometimes he is on fire, talking ranting about old memories then the next hour he hardly knows what way is up. He believes he is totally fine too, see the thing is when the thing they tells you that you are ok starts fucking up, it aint reliable.

[@lesbean389]

I turned on the debate expecting yaoi but they were just fighting the whole time😢

[@roreo1612]

“Biden quivered as he whimpered softly as the blonde stoke his dripping warm sensitive skin,” already Biden ? “ …

[@MOTHHMAN]

toxic yaoi😔😔

[@Xxth3_murder5cenexX]

toxic old man yaoi 😔😭

[@Fen_Fox]

@@Xxth3_murder5cenexX the best kind of yaoi 😔🤧

[@Aimela136]

I look at this and wonder: Why don't we have an upper age limit around retirement age(65) for running for _any_ political position?

[@Jockey12321]

Thank god I renewed my passport this year

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

Good luck in your quest for a visa

[@savannahc107]

Biden can barely keep on the same thought and trump just keeps circling back to signal phrases. Both stooped to ad hominem attacks and vague slander. I couldn’t help but feel like I was listening to two boys fight on the playground, especially the golf arc 😆

[@isbestlizard]

That's an interesting point like maybe it is a bit offputting if you're a political candidate not to have a crowd reflecting real time feedback but I think if you want to be president you should be able to communicate coherently like it is literally the one thing you just should be able to do

[@silverhowl9331]

Don't elect geriatrics then, literally I am screaming for the presidental age limit to be 40 or 50...

[@SomethingInsideYourHead]

american politics is genuinely past irony

[@martindorn3983]

Dude the CNN announcers said it was a room without an audience and 10 seconds into walking on stage Joe waved and said "hello folks." we're doomed.

[@thegirlwiththetortoise3038]

Trump talking sounds like a drunk Rick and Morty rant

[@hearts4remi]

The greatest enemies to lovers story ever.

[@steveruta3248]

I smoke so much weed I thought for the longest time ethanisonline and peethan were two different creators

[@Leah-vr7di]

We finally beat Medicare!!!

[@idk_lizord]

yall are so fucking cooked lmao (I'm Canadian and it isn't much better here. this is a coping mechanism)

[@luna10617]

literally same

[@garfieldiloveyou]

bro if pierre poilievre gets in we are 100% cooked.

[@luna10617]

@@garfieldiloveyou i keep saying that he's transphobic but my family doesn't care🫤

[@silverhowl9331]

No, you're right, we arent ashamed to admit that.. dont care if its an insult either.. we're so jaded.....

[@MsQueenOfDance]

I literally don't care who they swap Biden out with. Any other democrat under the age of 60 would do better. Anyone who can stand up to Trump's lies and make him look like the fool he is could sweep the floor with him

[@princesspupcake1269]

anyone but kamala, tbh... even the dems know she ain't got a chance in hell

[@nonamejane8555]

1:09 i know you misspoke but it really is like not having a candidate

[@m0ppp]

Freudian slip

[@leximccumber9402]

This is.... an absolutely abysmal event... How did nobody stop them both after a single question.

[@Redwhiteandblue422]

Nobody should be past retirement age running a country the cut of age should be 65

[@chayden153]

I think the one thing that stuck out to me during the debate was every time the moderator asked if Trump would accept the results of this election he went into a tangent about how what is going on between Hamas and Israel wouldn't have happened or Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't have happened if he was president. And it's Ike BRO?! that wasn't the fuckin question

[@sarajoyelle]

all these polititions just avoid questions over and over and its so painful to watch 😭

[@chayden153]

@@sarajoyelle literally they're both so bad. Like do you want the felon that tried overthrowing democracy or the crypt keeper

[@aehnosv]

theyre standing there like the background characters when you play wii sports

[@jillian8111]

hi ethan. i wish i could rewatch the debate with your amazing commentary but it's physically making my body hurt from cringe watching these senile men. love the videos and figured if im not gonna watch the video id give you some engagement in the comments

[@Isissa125]

im here because I couldn't watch it by myself it physically hurt

[@megapiglatin2574]

*Dear God* Yeah, I am at minute 17:22 in the comments with it on pause because I have to breathe a little after all that cringing my goodnessssss! 🫣

[@EdelynIsaac]

@@Isissa125 same

[@elisa-beary]

Somehow I think hearing a politician talk about how we didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree would’ve had more depth. 🥥 🌴

[@ArrowOnionbelly]

I've been looping the clip of him shitting himself. I thought you put in SFX but no, it's ... wow these men need rocking chairs not podiums please send help

[@TessdaWater]

Think they'd live next to eachother, Grumpy Old Men style?

[@Notllamalord]

dookie donald

[@kappadarwin9476]

wait its not an sfx...?

[@yoshikagekira1719]

@@kappadarwin9476it’s literally not, it’s insane

[@ArrowOnionbelly]

@@kappadarwin9476 no I watched the CNN debate again, I think it's like an hour and 16 minutes in or something? It's real

[@rooster1090]

Ugh this is so upsetting... Why oh why does it have to be these two bozos..

[@WildLmaoplane]

There's definitely a way for dems to replace him in time, but probably with someone just as useless

[@someoneawesome8717]

You could write both of them in the Death Note and no one would be suspicious as long as you spaced it properly

[@directAction3389]

Hold up. Did Joe say "If we finally BEAT Medicare." !?!?!?!!?!?!?!!? Or maybe I'm just losing my mind. Maybe both?

[@genericegirl0]

These guys are me when I’m trying to be serious but I’m zooted

[@TuxedoMasc]

The wizards keeping Joe's reanimated corpse going were low on mana.

[@seanfrazee5146]

They should've popped a mana potion just before the debate fr

[@emh.1178]

This would feel like elder abuse if they weren't the most powerful men in the country. This is such a stupid way to have a country

[@rosecity_chris]

Meanwhile im a single dad in a city where the minimum livable wage for a parent of just one child is over 40/hr...and every blue collar job pays half that, at best.

[@scarmoon9395]

Y'all we are SO COOKED 😢

[@scorpionic-night]

yes

[@EdelynIsaac]

yuh :(

[@rosanporcelijn.8714]

as a dutch person i simply cannot imagine a polical system where you’ve only got like 2 people to choose from?? i’m not saying “we’re better” or smt, just the idea of 2 political parties instead of the abundance you’ve got here is insane to me? both choices are not the best people to do the job and not even having a third or fourth one is crazy

[@Isissa125]

This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen

[@kaylar.9446]

it’s a car crash i just can’t look away

[@Pfpfpfpfpf2020]

It's our car crash ☹️

[@isbestlizard]

Biden is like my cat sleepy and barely able to communicate but gets very perky and feisty when I give him some catnip :D

[@Leah-vr7di]

Yep they catnipped Joe!!

[@clarbo3849]

Man, maybe the only two presidential candidates shouldn't be old enough to remember colorless TVs.

[@thrawn4emp]

The golf thing is literally a Bojack Horseman bit Jesus Christ

[@jellie_fishh]

old man yaoi

[@ec6565]

PLEASE 🙏🏻

[@silverhowl9331]

GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

[@justcallmekai1554]

This is gonna go down in the history books.. For all the wrong reasons

[@Shuffles_Art]

The only thing that I can give to Biden in this debate is that he at least provided ideas for what could be done to improve things moving forward, meanwhile Donald Trump was so utterly hung up on things that’ve happened in the past. He thinks his previous presidency was perfect and that Joe Biden’s current presidency is stupid, but provides no real ways of approaching these things. But the thing is that if he ever did bring up his plans for his presidency (Project 2025), he’d *immediately* start to see pushback because it’s literally the most unconstitutional, the most barbaric and the most dangerous plans for a presidential election in the entirety of America’s history.

[@LucyGribble]

What we need is someone even older

[@sandsturm5997]

In germany we would sai "jetzt habt ihr die wahl zwischen pest und kolera" meaning something like both options in that election are pretty bad but you have to choose anyways... Pretty sad honestly

[@joemamacaprisun]

Literally americans every single time

[@_ikako_]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!! UNDEAD LICH VS SKELETAL DEMON!!! BEGIN!

[@10velyloser90]

ngl the hat distracted me the whole time until you addressed it. 😭 it struck a fear

[@bot4hire202]

In other news, coastguard is currently under investigation for consistently sweeping sexual ass*ult cases under the rug. Have a good weekend yall. And trust no one.

[@Scoottheboot670]

It's insane to me that we (as far as I'm aware) STILL do not know who Trump's running mate is supposed to be, absolutely wild.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

I mean, he's running for the office of Supreme Dictator, idk if he needs a running mate for that.

[@711ramen3]

Trump won't have a vp- that implies the possibility of him not being in power.

[@kaijew8930]

Truly it was badly terrible AND terribly bad