The Presidents Debate Jon Snow's Parentage

don't even get donald started on rennifer longwaters

[@Glidus]

yo happy silly day, or should i say silly WEEK!! that's right it's the Glidus Presents: The April Fools' Extravabonanza Week of Content Releasing!!! tune in tomorrow for some more nonsense!!! hahahaha i love silly week!~ episode 8 video is done! it was supposed to be released today but youtube was being Very Silly, in accordance with the calendar date. it is currently up for supporters, that being Patrons, Twitch subs, and NEW: KZbin members, which are now a thing! if you care! paying for youtube videos is silly but you can do it anyway if you want! post your jimmy carter theories below!

[@ojs94bronco43]

Trump loves the wall. He should’ve been Jon Snow.

[@22015slee]

jimmy carter was abducted by the giant hare people and replaced by an automaton, with ironically better politics

[@hotdog8109]

Jimmy Carter is being held in a cryogenic chamber to keep him alive.

[@greedoMountain]

Jimmy Carter wrote the season 8 skript

[@simcoe4045]

Jimmy Carter is the dusky woman.

[@sinsemarrow9573]

Since the video begins when Joe joins the call and ends when he leaves, we can conclude that Joe is the POV character

[@HOTD108_]

No way, since at 3:05 Joe mutes the call, and yet we can no longer hear Joe and can still hear Obamna and Donald. Clearly you're just a casual fan of Glimboos. Even if Biden just muted himself, he still can't be the POV character because we can't hear him listening to Preston Jacobs during that time.

[@krissuyx]

@@HOTD108_ Didn't he just mute himself?

[@PabbyPabbles]

Is it a "JOE" chapter, or is he only an occasional so he gets something like "THE OLD HOPE OF HOUSE BLUE"

[@demil42]

@@PabbyPabbles Since it's the first video of silly week, maybe it's a prologue. RIP Joe Biden if that's the case.

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@PabbyPabbles “The Dark Brandon”

[@Wveth]

I am never going to unsee the Biden-Viserys chimera. Thanks Glidus 10/10

[@Glidus]

i saved the png as "nightmare biden"

[@CharlieQuartz]

The Clinton-Tywin frankenstein is also disturbingly uncanny imo

[@Game-pv5jx]

loved it too

[@warlordofbritannia]

Dark Brandon is so 2022 Dragon Brandon is where it at

[@Milkra]

“I’m tired Kamala, I’m gonna go to bed”

[@Provavelmente_o_Caio]

The use of AI has truly reached its peak

[@ruigerd]

We have to stop using it now, any other content will just defile the legacy of this video

[@jesses5463]

Having 3 privileged whites debate the parentage of another privileged white is AI's peak? AI's peak will be when it pays all the reparations it owes. Everything AI does or will ever do was built on the backs of black slaves!

[@BananaMystic]

"He just watches Alt Schwift X" Damn, Gladius, you really calling out your fans like that? I feel attacked

[@thomasvrielink299]

I think he said Alt Shift X. You probably don't know him, but he's a real piece of work, nothing like our guy Schwifty...

[@BananaMystic]

@@thomasvrielink299 Oh, legit. I probably misheard. That Alt Shift X guy sounds like a rapscallion. A real ne'er-do-well. A misanthrope, even.

[@masterplokoon8803]

​@@thomasvrielink299 Alt Shift X is Schwifty's evil twin.

[@gingersmash1371]

I come back daily to hear “ Ned wasn’t laying pipe with Ashara, he was a shy boy” 😂

[@Methus3lah]

“This would be a lot easier if Jon had a birth certificate” I CAN’T

[@spevinkaceyheterosexualchi36]

Hearing Trump tell Biden he's gonna send him a link to a Preston Jacobs video series is just... surreal.

[@eric2500]

LITTLE BIT...!

[@xtzyshuadog]

It's unreal to think he would send him the link of a Critical Thinker in public

[@Arcanecide]

"And they don't even grow in that climate" Lmao starting us off lemony fresh 😎

[@alphasword5541]

It's actually terrifying how conversational and normal Obama sounds

[@HisameArtwork]

I found it funny how coherent and articulate Trump was. Real one would never stay on track like this, or respond with counterargument to the topic in hand.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@HisameArtworkyeah, I could see Obama carrying on in a conversation like this, but I can’t see Trump staying on topic long enough to make a coherent case for any theory.

[@FlyingwithFire]

I think Jon's real father is Glidus and his mom is alt schift x its a twist nobody would see coming

[@adamm2091]

Subverted my peabrain expectations

[@brigittehuber9745]

wait, WHAT? Wasn't Glidus the mom and Alt Schwift X the dad??? I'm confused now D:

[@minnumseerrund]

@@brigittehuber9745 they're both the mom you racist

[@l.e.b.3541]

No, Jons father is Karl "fooking" Tanner

[@ruigerd]

I don't know why my mind went here but I want to know who is the top and bottom in this relationship

[@QuinnTheGM]

I have to believe that the only reason Jimmy Carter is still alive is some form of time travel, so i'd bet he's pulling the strings on this discussion Bloodraven-style

[@shadowdemon2272]

Your next theory video will be a bit different I see...❤

[@kingdancekiller]

Jimmy’s alive somewhere in a peanut tree.

[@neuralmute]

@@kingdancekiller Uh, bush. They grow in the ground, not on trees.

[@kingdancekiller]

@@neuralmute No, Bush was in the video alreadyz

[@joespheigo2061]

I think Jimmy was made into McDonald's at Trump's lunch.

[@eren__morwen5947]

Just the start about lemons is such a deep reference that casual fan has no damn clue whats going on

[@kockovod7850]

no

[@YellowBunny]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand lemongate. The references are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of biology and geography most of the hints will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Danny's biased memory, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from GRRM literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these theories, to realise that they're not just theories- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don't know about lemongate truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in Danny's memory of the lemon tree, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as GRRM's genius wit unfolds itself in his books. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a lemongate tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[@wisdommanari6701]

​@@YellowBunny did....did you just copypasta lemongate via Rick and morty? I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified

[@YellowBunny]

@@wisdommanari6701 mayhaps

[@hithedragon7842]

I feel like if you're invested in the fandom enough to be watching this video, you probably know about the lemons.

[@hailorange7509]

this is a masterpiece, even though it fails to address the obviously correct theory that Jon Snow was conceived by the midichlorians

[@TheSpaceCommunist]

Creamy Sheev does it again!

[@n.c.kupfermann1023]

From what house are these midichlorians

[@za1du]

No no no no no, Jon is the secret son of patchface (who is btw just podrick on hotpies shoulders) and Val

[@rabbidkoala673]

"This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making shit up." while arguing that brandon and ashara are jon's parents

[@roykim1297]

Finally. What presidential debates should actually sound like.

[@Rougarou99]

“Brandon Stark would have gone to Trump University” actually makes sense.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

I don't want to wait an entire year for another one of these 😂

[@The_Wrath_of_Conn]

All the Preston Jacobs easter eggs here make me smile lmao

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

It was only a matter of time until this was going to come, and I'm impressed. I love to imagine Trump watching Preston Jacobs.

[@linnchut3126]

TRUMP!

[@Sealionborn]

Preston really is just conspiracy theories for fantasy nerds at the end of the day.

[@dasaggropop1244]

he is probably somewhere in the comments calling him a deranged lib

[@rigel2112]

Trump/Jacobs 2024!

[@MyUserTubeAccount]

​@@dasaggropop1244 well, he is

[@meat_drapes4887]

This is what I imagine if Gludus, Preston and schwifty got in an argument

[@BananaMystic]

I actually stopped what I was doing for this glimbus

[@chyawanprash]

You are a true servant of the crown.

[@MrThiem10]

Trump is the type of guy who watches PJ religiously, then goes to his stream to write the most horrendous political takes possible

[@Glidus]

oh my god

[@spork1515]

HAHA TOO TRUE

[@ingolfringolfrson1577]

What? What do you mean? Nobody does that 👀👀👀

[@REXAURDAAPEKING]

Obamas the type of dude that reads the book and then drone strikes an Arab hospital

[@arvaakuka8568]

Hey that's me

[@crazymusicman13]

this vid has some of the best personality added. a bunch of these assign random personalities to the three but this one they are a mix of their real life personas and fans you might encounter online

[@rachellivingston9232]

The idea of multiple presidents putting aside their differences to have an indepth discussion on discord about their favorite theories is oddly wholesome.

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Joe: "Is this fandom this toxic all the time?" Barack, dejectedly: "Yes." Donald, emphatically: "Yes!" OMG I feel seen.

[@sodaandstars4389]

This is one of the most civil ASOIAF discussion I've ever seen 😭😭

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

You had me at "Obamna" hahaha

[@obviousalias132]

Does Preston know Trump is a huge fan? What are his thoughts?

[@simcoe4045]

These guys have some interesting takes. I’d like to see them in the next Schwifty&Glimbus stream.

[@MrTheamir]

“I’ll send you a link to a Preston Jacobs series” haahahah Brings back memories ❤

[@sanderflop]

damn Trump really knows his ASOIAF

[@theprimo100]

Because he's really Aegon V.

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

Exept the whole R + L thing. He likes being the contrarian though

[@masterplokoon8803]

"He just watches Alt Shift X" was a pretty awesome line.

[@pizzaroles9064]

"racist swedish woman" I gasped

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

I don’t get it. What’s that a reference to?

[@adityaagarwal6640]

The silence on the Wylla issue is deafening

[@xtzyshuadog]

*This is the MOST articulate and presidential one of them has ever sounded.*

[@kingdancekiller]

I think we can all agree that Ronald Reagan would be the quintessential ASoIaF Horse Theorist.

[@zeoxyman]

That, or he's a Hollywood guy who likes twists, so his favorite character is Show Euron

[@eric2500]

Well now King dance killer, that's a dingusy thing to say, heh heh heh...it's morning in Westeros...What was I saying?

[@sinistralhydra]

Ronald Rhaegar

[@nurdersvw8070]

Joe probably also believes that Quentyn is dead...

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

But he is...unless this is a joke I'm not getting. Then he *isn't* dead, and you're right 👀

[@tomorrow6378]

Joe probably doesnt even know Quentyn existed. He only watched the show. :D

[@nurdersvw8070]

@@tomorrow6378 or he just forgot that he did

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

Fun reminder that we've reached the point of book starvation that Preston Jacobs is literally writing winds of winter off how he thinks the story will progress based on the previous books. It's in his channel. George doesn't even have to write anymore XD

[@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins]

This was great an all, but it just makes me wish we could get Lincolns take on "hot pie is the shrouded lord"

[@MrAkilleus]

"Melania was just like this." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@poenpotzu2865]

This is the best April fools gift

[@rubenfajardo7064]

"it's in the show they say it like 3 different times" And those are the only times in all 8 seasons that Jon's parents are fully acknowledged

[@chadsummerchild1120]

Ned wasn’t laying pipe with Ashara, he was a good boy 😅

[@alexanderguerrero347]

It’s true though

[@bridgetg6857]

@@alexanderguerrero347 Nah. Their child was Allyria.

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

He was a good boy, through and through

[@sodaandstars4389]

She came to him tho

[@doghat1619]

Jon Snow's real father is.... Preston Jacobs

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Allegedly

[@lostalone9320]

Preston II Jacobs is going to be the main POV character in the last book.

[@Glidus]

ooh that's a deep cut

[@RoseKoneko]

Oh god why is this? It’s basically every comment section of every lore video I’ve seen. But presidents. Love it. Thank you papa glidus

[@cooperdiehr5116]

“Bill issue” is a great line

[@Charles-In-Charge]

Can’t believe you’ve led the ASOIAF fandom into this trend

[@masterplokoon8803]

"You can't be mad about them changing the books when you clearly haven't read them" "Melania was just like this" "He just watches Alt Shift X" "This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making stuff up" Trump really had the best lines😅

[@silveratlas2706]

Thanks I needed 5 minutes of nonsense to brighten my mood😂👌 I always wondered what the fandom discussed before the show caught up to the books, really sad I joined too late, it sounded like a really hilarious place to be.

[@user-kt2ko6vt2q]

If only Donald could sound this calm, as if he's thinking about what he's saying irl.

[@Wafflbaum]

This is my favourite brand of videos on youtube atm, hell yeah

[@saintbastion]

Viserys biden is something I never thought I’d see in my life

[@neuralmute]

It's something I never knew I needed until I saw it.

[@MrPhbahia]

a timeline analysis of the Rebellion would be awesome, heh

[@logancarlile8895]

2:53 “joe, you’re not helping” is fucking gold

[@MFTQ]

All ASOIAF theories are wrong except the Tyrek Lannister's Great Horse Conspiracy, Sweetrobin is Azor Ahai, and Bolt-On.

[@DiamondAxolotl]

“I never liked that stuff, too on the nose” LMAO

[@MrPhbahia]

the best presidential debate ever

[@caseyhart4999]

I gotta say if this was a real thing it would break records in viewership. Great work.

[@travismiddleton8218]

Another triumph! Please do more of these. They are hilarious

[@mr.dude69]

I Saw the title and screamed. This is beautiful

[@smokingmirror8482]

This video has the best thumbnail i've seen in my life. Nice job mate.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

Thanks for making my day, Glimbo 😂👍

[@lukebarroso449]

This is amazing work Glindicus. Really enjoyed this! In GOT Trump would definitely be Joffrey or Robert.

[@frenchyoathbreaker4095]

na I don't see him sitting and just drinking. or being sadistic.

[@adamgonzalez9650]

Bro i need more of these asap

[@DLLW93]

This is normie vs preston jacobs vs order of the greenhand. I LOVE IT. Obviously they all can't be "right" but its fun to explore different perspectives headcanons every now and again. I admire the creativity in the ASOIAF community!

[@vvysn]

This is bizarre and refreshingly off-the-wall and I'm here for it!

[@JaxLuthor]

Took a break from reading Feast to watch this. Worth it

[@shan_2933]

I was watching the ranking video for the millionth time and u drop this. Thank u 🖤

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

So true- I frequently rewatch it (or listen to it) when I can’t decide what to put on. At this point I have a lot of it memorized- I was almost knocked dead with surprise when I saw this post!

[@brigittehuber9745]

I really want to hear ths conversation without the filter. Just Glimbus, talking to himself xD Mate, thank you. This made my day. Looking forward to the Extravabonanza!

[@tonichan89]

Whatever price we're going to pay for this technology, it was worth it... for this.

[@drew_III]

This video is my new go to while i brush my teeth before work

[@mark_lifts_things]

This is awesome, well done!

[@Haunter-006]

I love the lemon tree reference at the intro 🤣

[@stevenstone307]

The greatest piece of content to come from this channel

[@Game-pv5jx]

thank you for this masterpiece

[@liliesaregoodfortheliver2954]

"and lemons don't even grow in that climate" damn Obama was elected when I was in grade school and I've never paid attention to him until now.

[@danielfrongillo773]

This is exactly what my day was missing. Thank you Glimbo

[@holysecret2]

It's really neat how some of the pauses make them feel more natural, like they are considering their words, for example 3:34, and Obama at one point in particular as well. Though there are some clunky bits where it doesn't feel as natural, but these are certainly impressive parts.

[@roo6278]

George Bush appearing as his own severed head from GOT S1 😂

[@dbilly121]

It'd be fucking hilarious if it was revealed that Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon were bastards all along.

[@DLLW93]

This is pure Order of the Greenhand schizo theory and I fucking LIVE for it

[@theocaldwell5440]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever heard. And to think, I almost skipped it to avoid politics. Thank you, Glidus. A million times, thank you.

[@Kona_AJ]

I'm so happy you collab'd with Schwift so that I was able to find your channel. Topkek shit mate

[@TrueYellowDart]

Dude…bravo. Bra-fucking-vo. That was A-level sketch writing (and really good impressions) for some niche humor.

[@carsongermany7497]

love to see my favorite game of thrones youtuber incorporate my favorite youtube trend

[@hulkman245]

Please do this more often😂

[@WillianSilva-td6fv]

The content I didn't know I needed

[@dannybookay152]

had a dream that Lord of the Tides blisstake came out, woke up to something greater ..

[@linnchut3126]

That's why the gods invented Patreon

[@joshuaherbert30]

Oh my God. This is so great

[@concraft9293]

I like how Obama refers to the 5th book as Dance xD I can't believe how much it sounds like an actual nerd

[@breezeshooter42]

So glad Trump used his one phone call for this

[@SennaHawx]

The ASOIAF fandom has gaslit itself into thinking R+L=J is too obvious to happen lol Like...there is a reason why no character in the story remembers Brandon, but constantly remember Lyanna

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

Except we know R+L= aegon (as in faegon). D&D revealed it in an interview. They combined Jon snow and faegon into a single character for the show.

[@SennaHawx]

@@matthiuskoenig3378 That doesn't work with the timeline. Young Griff is atleast 1 year older than the Tower of Joy events, as he was already born when Rhaegar ran away with Lyanna

[@masterplokoon8803]

"This is what happens when we don't get new books, people just start making stuff up"

[@hithedragon7842]

Absolutely. In a fandom with less enthusiastic theorists, it wouldn't at all be considered obvious. People would still figure it out, but they'd also see it as a plot twist, because it is one. It only seems obvious because the theory has existed practically as long as the series has.

[@Wendi-ho]

I didn't realize who made it at first, then I looked and it made my night

[@rinmathews9337]

Took me reading the pinned comment to realize this is for April Fool’s and not just a normal Glidus video.

[@venkatkimidi2954]

That lemongate intro gave me war flashbacks. Its been a loooong wait.

[@anastasialovesoranges]

Heeey happy fools’ day Glimbus! Glad to see the tradition is still here

[@Lefaseer]

Another glidus masterpiece. I can't wait to hear Preston's reaction.

[@yogcast133]

This is amazing

[@tiredidealist]

"Put on your reading aviators" I wear those. B)

[@lincolnlog5977]

😂 legit the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[@fleshhuman4522]

the reason this is so special is because all the Presidents somehow feel completely in-character,

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

4:42 A point I wholeheartedly agree with. 👏👏👏Preston

[@joshuaswart8211]

What’s hilarious about this is that Obama was an actual GOT fan.