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@jashanestone10 ай бұрын
Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂
@iprincemajestic2.010 ай бұрын
Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@sullivanmaxwell676410 ай бұрын
Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅
@thisisit33310 ай бұрын
I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰 Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉
@Ares0808010 ай бұрын
Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.
@Laura-mi3nv10 ай бұрын
Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!
@mavigogun10 ай бұрын
This week is an example of why that is a risk.
@nessax513610 ай бұрын
@@mavigogunwhat do you mean?
@avianartis-fleary766010 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@BrideofJesuChristo210 ай бұрын
His mind is too active❤❤
@Eoin-B6 ай бұрын
@@BrideofJesuChristo2 He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.
@urge_it10 ай бұрын
Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
@Kalyse.10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@johannasildam383510 ай бұрын
Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!
@reneejett65098 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson
@holifae7 ай бұрын
@@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat
@jamekatenort41235 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!
@cattmartyr81568 ай бұрын
Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”
@betsyolsson-mackowski76823 ай бұрын
😂I caught it. Very nice! Sic burn! 🔥
@Ramberta10 ай бұрын
"there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious
@TonksTheFool4 ай бұрын
me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches
@verballynonverbal10 ай бұрын
"I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance
@aychbhomas660810 ай бұрын
That part was TOO real
@callmecharlie9910 ай бұрын
Oh god I feel this.
@girlybutch10 ай бұрын
Or just old age..
@munkithestoopid10 ай бұрын
@@girlybutchYo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato10 ай бұрын
This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.
@phillykat3610 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.
@MsDezB18 ай бұрын
That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.
@OwlishGeorge2 ай бұрын
That shit killed me. I wanted to pretend that that isn't me... but it is ☠☠
@orko714Ай бұрын
"It's a inny!"
@BuruIgeru10 ай бұрын
Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍
@Dzokhar10 ай бұрын
We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us KZbin cretins.
@mycology524210 ай бұрын
Damn straight
@tclm10 ай бұрын
Completely!
@octiiXpies10 ай бұрын
He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point
@aliceparsons685410 ай бұрын
😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰
@LindaC61610 ай бұрын
😂😂 congratulations!
@aliceparsons685410 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰
@LindaC61610 ай бұрын
@@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there
@wordzmyth10 ай бұрын
😂
@MaxineShaw_8410 ай бұрын
Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴 I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿♀️
@jakerz010 ай бұрын
“He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂
@DenaKaye135 ай бұрын
OMG 😂
@januaryhymn10 ай бұрын
the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂
@januaryhymn10 ай бұрын
PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao
@ItsChristyLove10 ай бұрын
I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣
@moxiebombshell8 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀
@laurabmayron93252 ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing, it’s too funny
@hollisblinn79104 ай бұрын
When Robin Williams died I thought, 'well, that's it, I'll never find anyone who can make me laugh that hard again.' I was so wrong. Their comedic styles are so different, yet both make me laugh till my stomach hurts and the tears are flowing!
@tessiepinkmanАй бұрын
They aren't *that* different. Sure, their comedy style is different - but they both mix in a lot of heart and thought-provoking things into their routines. Not to mention that they both are extremely humble and grounded and very, *very* good at physical comedy. So I'd say they are more alike than what one first would think :)
@lolasmom6489Ай бұрын
Nothing like being able to always confidently hit the LIKE button for Josh before you watch.
@quentinbrown963510 ай бұрын
I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.
@dylanmaxey253110 ай бұрын
He has a new special on Peacock TV
@AlwaysLisaLisa10 ай бұрын
Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add
@ra_bi_ah10 ай бұрын
@@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!
@bandilenzimande42358 ай бұрын
“Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂
@Unfortunately_Mickey10 ай бұрын
Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂
@nethkenm10 ай бұрын
Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats
@Fernando3161110 ай бұрын
We need to eat them in higher quantities.
@zljmbo10 ай бұрын
ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end
@HisameArtwork10 ай бұрын
@@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style. fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.
@zljmbo10 ай бұрын
@@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?
@beachpreachr18945 ай бұрын
I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.
@salchipapa58434 ай бұрын
Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.
@ChristopherWilley110 ай бұрын
“It’s an innie” “Horse on cobble” So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer
@Drekromancer7 ай бұрын
Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam8 ай бұрын
I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.
@lw326910 ай бұрын
"How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.
@whispermason805210 ай бұрын
I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!
@whispermason805210 ай бұрын
I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"
@staynlesjl10 ай бұрын
He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud
@JoshJohnsonComedy10 ай бұрын
Appreciate it!
@whispermason805210 ай бұрын
@@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now
@whispermason805210 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.
@aychbhomas660810 ай бұрын
"It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me
@feraljane5 ай бұрын
“That tastes like work!” You killed me with that. And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…
@kathybell626810 ай бұрын
Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!
@Relativecalm210 ай бұрын
Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂
@mowmowmcleod10 ай бұрын
😂 same
@leomarilyn42324 ай бұрын
His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke
@joykinser34443 ай бұрын
I love when Josh makes himself laugh. It is so adorable.
@candigirl6210 ай бұрын
As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂
@jeremytitus95195 ай бұрын
The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.
@TonksTheFool4 ай бұрын
I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.
@theletterm8865Ай бұрын
i have a knee click too ... but i'm not even 20 yet so i'm. not sure where that gets me lmao
@hanzohattiori173710 ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅
@jameshall438210 ай бұрын
That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂
@simond.4555 ай бұрын
Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆
@TW41658 ай бұрын
When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂
@AHDBification5 ай бұрын
It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.
@halhewell77696 ай бұрын
Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.
@jiloujensen249810 ай бұрын
"You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah
@jayvinwilliams850810 ай бұрын
"youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll
@mfcurations4 ай бұрын
..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣
@nonyabidness57082 ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing"... how did this not get an amazing response? That was hilarious.
@CJ-gi1jh10 ай бұрын
"She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man
@micaelawearne10 ай бұрын
Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.
@kiraweaver803910 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤
@MrGreenAKAguci0010 ай бұрын
He has one
@DarkAnGeL140548 ай бұрын
Got one on Dry Bar Comedy
@ra_bi_ah10 ай бұрын
I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daisyabyaru931110 ай бұрын
I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!
@thestormlscoming10 ай бұрын
not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it
@daisyabyaru931110 ай бұрын
@@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?
@ForZBirds5 ай бұрын
Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!
@tutinn_6 ай бұрын
"Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂
@Lady.Thirteen3 ай бұрын
I love that he uses a different $5 word every set, just one, slips it in there. It’s beautiful and subtle.
@andrewwebb6045 ай бұрын
This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.
@maryelizabeth2751Ай бұрын
You are legit making my life better Josh. I’m going through a hard time so I watch one of your videos every single day, and you never fail to make me belly laugh! Thank you for bringing so much joy into the world!
@leonessity8 ай бұрын
"...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself. I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'
@solhaher91144 ай бұрын
Yess it’s so sweet
@willsx210 ай бұрын
Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.
@themaggattack10 ай бұрын
Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂
@willsx210 ай бұрын
@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gillianespinoza36525 ай бұрын
Damn I laughed so much 😂😂 this bit was so funny
@ancientwellness64857 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching him since his set about catfishing the kkk. Love ya.
@ayamempress157910 ай бұрын
I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.
@franbeier35876 ай бұрын
You are just great.
@rebeccatomlin39169 ай бұрын
I am peeing myself in laughter this is too good
@janefromcanada69435 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh you are sooo funny!
@pri_shay_dior10 ай бұрын
That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.
@Tamara-ju3lh10 ай бұрын
Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.
@gz540510 ай бұрын
“My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho
@nikistevenson155010 ай бұрын
@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅
@ColdSprite8 ай бұрын
I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂
@rosemarywilliams99692 ай бұрын
There is no payroll! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dieing❤ "you sell, you get paid" ...Life!
@whatabouttheearth6 ай бұрын
😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"
@roadlesstraveled345 ай бұрын
Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.
@elfari1006 ай бұрын
Low key story teller that finds funny everwhere, every day. Thanks for the regular dose of chuckles
@chadhumbert179110 ай бұрын
Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯
@yoshilulu23214 ай бұрын
I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂
@shmazpootaz433110 ай бұрын
"Full Paul Revere" is wild XD
@toma51534 ай бұрын
Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.
@sullivanmaxwell676410 ай бұрын
Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!
@TheIncredibleJounanАй бұрын
Your door anecdote is by far my absolute favourite. It is amazing.
@robinedwards879610 ай бұрын
Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺
@HazelwithaZ10 ай бұрын
This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.
@aqua_serene10 ай бұрын
The best thing you can do when you do something embarrassing in front of a girl is laugh at yourself. It shows confidence and a lot of girls like a guy that isn't afraid to own up to being stupid and even laugh at it.
@MainOnTheTube10 ай бұрын
MY NIGGA!!! You are the next Dave, your building your legacy and i'm here for it !! From the other side of the world. Biggup
@reubenlee643810 ай бұрын
This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again
@TheDragonRuler-10 ай бұрын
Orca v Old Money is a trial I would pay money to see.
@dunwitch10 ай бұрын
I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.
@khendamustafa837310 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.
@Bisexualconfusion10 ай бұрын
He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!
@cameronjadewallace6 ай бұрын
Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now
@a.rad_music10 ай бұрын
Josh johnson with his grey hoodie is approaching the same level as Chapelle and his cigarette
@janethoward21553 ай бұрын
Finally, someone figured it out.🎉🎉
@robkey44874 ай бұрын
“Why couldn’t have been the meal was so good they died?”😅
@SaneKoi1310 ай бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying
@lyndellrobinson361110 ай бұрын
Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂
@thewiymc58505 ай бұрын
Hope you make it big. Your material is original and hilarious.
@dremillz32414 ай бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!
@faith178010 ай бұрын
“It’s a inny” 🤣🤣🤣
@clairlaa10 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina
@nashse7en10 ай бұрын
Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.
@DavoneRice4 ай бұрын
"that's not good foreshadowing" 😅
@tareemacombs652510 ай бұрын
I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome
@tareapayton754910 ай бұрын
I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol You spoiling us Josh... Another great set!!💞
@dear.ambelina8 ай бұрын
One of the top comedians Of our day
@sb-b307110 ай бұрын
Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂. Thank you Josh.
@gl172310 ай бұрын
@joshjohnsoncomedy I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok! My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚
@TheFetter0429 күн бұрын
Someone get this kid a Netflix special! I could watch him for hours on end!
@beckydriscoll425410 ай бұрын
I should not have been watching this while sick. My lungs are not strong enough to handle laughing this hard. My reaction to "He's sweet, but he don't understand doors" was nearly the way that I died.
@teresasavi882110 ай бұрын
The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!
@theblackrabbit201110 ай бұрын
Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.
@moewarriorsfan10 ай бұрын
Orcas are like…Eat the rich!!!
@ekdaufin148510 ай бұрын
Good one!
@nancyb.43010 ай бұрын
Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂
@anitapallenberg804 ай бұрын
Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤
@CinemaLaHuerta10 ай бұрын
This is a wild episode of hold up!
@ctsmith952710 ай бұрын
Yoooo! Clicking on the 1 and the 3 is wild!🤣🤣🤣
@alexandramanco22448 ай бұрын
Omg idk if I'm just too high but I'm literally dying laughing lmao he is so good!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS8 ай бұрын
Heyy I'm an upcoming rap artist and a fan of Josh. He is doing his thing!!!!
@D415h4n3410 ай бұрын
Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿
@meggc585810 ай бұрын
Fun fact!! Orcas aren't whales, they're technically a type of dolphin!! The second you said they sound like dolphins I was like "WELL BUCKLE THE F*CK UP" lmao
@AlexSciChannel10 ай бұрын
Technically all dolphins are whales because they're cetaceans. There are 2 types of whales. Toothed whales and Baleen whales. Orcas fall in the former.
@DesecratedTTV6 ай бұрын
@@AlexSciChannel Only in Josh Johnson's fucking comment section would I learn such cursed knowledge about sea mammals.
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish6 ай бұрын
They (orcas) are also carivors and an apex peditor.
@earthknight605 ай бұрын
Dolphins are a subclass of whales.. Saying orcas (dolphins) are not whales (cetaceans) is like saying the panthera genus (lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, etc) are not felids (cats).
@QobelD5 ай бұрын
@@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglishmore about that, Antarctic Killer whales and Biggs Killer whale are the only known Orcas who hunt anything except fish.