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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the man vs bear debate happening on TikTok and the other platforms. Basically it was proposed to women if they would rather be left alone with a random man in the woods or a bear and women online overwhelmingly chose bear, at least as the videos I've seen. Men had a pretty shocked reaction, leading people to call into questions how men treat women in society and if women's general fears of strange men are overblown or completely accurate.
I also talk about the Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker and his controversial commencement speech. As well as why one star reviews are my favorite kind.
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[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure you like and subscribe. Comment your city below 👇

[@jordanjames-lightner9344]

Little Rock, AR

[@nonesterj8152]

Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦

[@nishottara777]

Providence-please come!

[@Wiwcharizard]

Tampa! Please check us out when you come to Florida. Thanks for the laughs Josh 👍

[@holl377]

Cleveland

[@twillastacy1014]

"We believe the bear attacked & graped you, but he has a bright future & we don't want to ruin that for him."

[@rachels.8051]

Such a promising young bear.

[@samuelmellars7855]

Ah, the "Allen (formerly Brock) Turner" bear

[@ivanchevez9681]

Man, just say rape damnit!

[@noway377]

Here are *some* responses I got from my friend after I told him I was assaulted by our mutual friend. "Wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense. Why didn’t you just fight him off? I mean, come on, man. You should have fought harder." "You must have led him on somehow. Did you say something or do something that made him think you were interested?" "Look, if you didn’t want it, you would have stopped it. You must have wanted it on some level." "Man, you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Guys can’t really get raped. Just forget about it and move on." "I’m just being honest. I can’t see ___ doing something like that unless he thought you were into it. Maybe you should just let it go."

[@zeniascreativespace3890]

@@noway377 @noway377 I’m sorry about what this awful person did to you and the ret traumatization of having someone close to you deny you outright the support you need and deserve. I cannot say that I’ve had the exact same experience as you because everyone’s experiences can be different in distinctive ways but I do relate in a number of ways to your accounts. I wish for you a complete recovery and justice in full ❤

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

As Casual Geographics said: “if it’s black, fight back, if it’s brown, get out the ground, and if it’s white…you gonna die” I can easily predict what the bear will do to me.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

As a lifelong Alaskan i can confirm those sayings are accurate.

[@titusorelius9458]

Is this for bears or serial killers? Seems to apply to both.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

CG is great!

[@louiselincoln]

Nicely put, love CG.

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

What means 'get out the ground', I beg you

[@suzikumieda2452]

Can't remember where I heard this, but it's worth passing on "There are two types of men: the ones that know why women choose the bear, and the ones that are the reason the women choose the bear."

[@inquest7]

that's a 💎

[@alfonsomendez9787]

Soo, either you have to HUMILIATE yourself just for being a man, cause everybody Knows any man Is a toxic misogynist. Or a misogynist (like almost ALL the Men are). Totally NOT generalizing. Sooooo much logic in your words. Not sexist at All.

[@ScalestheMaenad]

Nothing humiliating in admitting that this happens enough for it to be understandable to be cautious, guys who do think it’s humiliating are usually people who either would do it or would excuse it so it’s safer to assume everyone even when you know not everyone does Think of it like gun safety “It’s safer to assume that all guns are loaded even when you know not all are, than to find out one you thought wasn’t, was” In summary, i’d rather choose the bear over you

[@TheLyricalCleric]

SA is terrible. It happens to women, men, trans folk, children, everybody. But for every one incident and one perpetrator, there are thousands, tens of thousands of people who did absolutely nothing wrong. For every one female teacher who “seduced” her student, there are thousands of other female teachers who did no such thing and have no desire to do such thing. Should we be lumping perpetrators altogether now based on gender? Is that where gender politics is now, that if you share the same genitals with a violent person, that makes you a threat? How many pre-op trans women should be lumped into this “more terrifying than a bear” argument? It’s so silly.

[@annak804]

I heard that there were 3 types of men. The ones who learn through reading the ones who learn through watching and the one who has to pee on the electric fence. Translating it to bears convo, would add the dude who didn't hardly notice the woman in the woods because he was on his phone or lost in his head

[@noahasmr8609]

My favorite one I’ve seen was a man raging about women choosing the bear because his mom survived being attacked by a bear. His mom came out and said she would choose the bear.

[@kimdupont3731]

Oh my!😂 do you have a link ? I need to see this!

[@RainyLS]

​@@kimdupont3731 me too

[@imaginieiota6298]

Yeah sis drop the link😂😂😂

[@serazvi5387]

😮😯😲

[@elcar659]

do you have the link?

[@rochandaholman7883]

A bear hasn’t been known to murder anyone because you didn’t give them your number.

[@harnessriscallous7466]

So you're saying black men are more dangerous than wild animals? Might as well just call them the n word...

[@noway377]

Here are *some* responses I got from my friend after I told him I was assaulted by our mutual friend. "Wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense. Why didn’t you just fight him off? I mean, come on, man. You should have fought harder." "You must have led him on somehow. Did you say something or do something that made him think you were interested?" "Look, if you didn’t want it, you would have stopped it. You must have wanted it on some level." "Man, you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Guys can’t really get raped. Just forget about it and move on." "I’m just being honest. I can’t see ___ doing something like that unless he thought you were into it. Maybe you should just let it go." Never had a bear sneak into my room to SA me. But a man sure did.

[@harnessriscallous7466]

Are you saying black men are more dangerous than wild animals? You and Jim crow racists have a lot in common 😂

[@DarkBunnyLord]

Neither do the vast vast vast majority of men.

[@noway377]

@DarkBunnyLord yeah, no. There's an entire subreddit dedicated to women who were murdered by men for rejecting them. The articles on there are endless. From pregnant women being decapitated by their ex husbands/boyfriends to teenage girls being stabbed for rejecting random guys, to women being gunned down by their obsessed coworkers for refusing to date them. You are downplaying just how unhinged a lot of men are. Is it all men? No. But it's an overwhelming majority of men. Your mentality is responsible for the deaths of so many innocent women.

[@zerjiozerjio]

I’m a man. I happen to be gay. When I was a young, petite man, a larger, slightly older boyfriend kept having sex with me while I asked him to stop because he was hurting me - but he didn’t stop. Afterwards, I was in tears, and I told him how I experienced the encounter. If he’d shown any remorse or concern for my pain - any sign that maybe he didn’t notice he was hurting me - I’d have understood and forgiven. But instead he said, “For it to legally be rape, it’d have to be a penis in a vagina.” That told me everything I needed to know - and that’s how the men who are being obtuse about this bear thing are coming across. Ever since, I’ve been sexually harassed by men countless times, even straight ones when they find out I’m gay. It’s exhausting. But I’ve grown in size and years and strength and confidence and facial hair. I look like a strong Mexican dude and guys think twice before harassing me. I know for a fact that’s not an option for most women - and that many have had much worse experiences of SA than I have, many of which resulted in permanent trauma (and even death). The bear makes too much sense to me given my own experiences - and that’s even though I’m a guy.

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

I am so sorry you were SA. My heart breaks for you. I can't believe he said that to you. R@pe is r@pe. Gender doesn't matter. It's no less traumatic. It was not okay and what you experienced no one should have to. I hope your heart has found comfort and healing. I wish I could give you a hug and say all the right words to bring you comfort. Unless someone has been hurt that way they can't understand what it feels like and the emotional scar it leaves you with. Again I am so sorry. May your life be blessed with peace, healing, self love and strength to overcome all of life's obstacles.

[@Demonte202]

What you mean your abusing yourself with a man hard yeah its supposed to hurt you shouldn't having sex with man anyway

[@rachael7415]

Oh unfortunately we can grow in size due to our trauma…it’s just not healthy on many levels. ❤ I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with the bs as well.

[@alisonj1384]

I’m sorry that you had to survive that. I hope you are doing better these days.❤

[@rachaelodhiambo7527]

😢sad that even men wd rather b left alone in the forest with a bear than with a man.

[@kacbcd]

Men finding out that women have to treat them like guns. You don't know which gun is loaded so you have to treat them like they're all loaded.

[@voidify3]

This is a great analogy I’m gonna use it

[@ChristianOne]

Great example! Yes, it is such a tiring, wearing daily experience to maneuver around potentially dangerous men trying to stay safe. So when I was asked man or bear, I immediately said bear because in all these years, I have never had to prep for bear danger. That's the point. It's the men that have caused me all the biggest traumas and harms in my life, not bears. It's men I plan around when I go out daily (where to park safely, where to walk where wittnesses will be, how polite to be without encouraging harrassment, going farther around danger points etc). It is just CONSTANT risk assessment just for a woman to manuever through this world. It isn't fear per se...it is the wisdom that any prey animal would have as it tries to mind its own business eating in the forrest keeping an eye scanning for the wolf or other predator. For women, what we have to watch out for MOST, is men. Not ALL men, but we don't know which men, so ALL men get "screened/scanned" or risk assessed. Women generally live as prey and think as prey...we aren't aiming to FIGHT a bear OR a man. We are almost always trying to AVOID the dangers. We are considering which one either requires the most of our energy in daily risk assessment (men) or which one we fear most (men) or which ones are statistically most likely to harm or kill us (men). It is not an attack on men to alert them to how we have to live and how it feels to us. A kind or empathetic man would grow in understanding from seeing our point of view and become a part of the solution for us...or at least not be one of the problems. When I moved away from people (men) to the woods, it was wonderful. Not one bear threat or animal attacks, much less need to do risk assessments without men around... It has been PEACEFUL. (And I LOVE good men by the way. There have been a few men I could always count on to be trustworthy or protective or kind. I would love it if all men learned from them. But I know the likelihood of that for any of the predatory types is small, so I am not holding my breath). I just wish more men could kindly consider our stresses and need for safety in the world when hearing that most of us INSTANTLY chose a bear when asked to choose between bear or man. I would hope it would cause self-reflection, compassion, and new consideration for how men choose to interact with women.

[@sipi2009]

​@@ChristianOneSo well articulated! As a trans man, that doesn't pass yet, it's a horrible experience. I've been told by other fully passing trans men, that the fear never goes away. And it makes sense, when you've been on guard for your whole life, it won't just go away. It becomes a way of existence. Obviously part if it is still being a part of a endangered minority, but you get the point. It honestly baffles me, how awfully women have been treated and continue to be, even as we are evolving past that.

[@bokunobernie6962]

Yeah… I don’t agree with that. I think that’s an extremely problematic point of view. If I had that opinion on say, black people. I would be called a racist and rightly so. “I don’t know if one is a criminal, so I should treat them all like criminals in order to preserve my own safety” would be a messed up and archaic way of thinking. I wouldn’t support it in that scenario as I won’t support it in this one. Or you could turn that around and say as a black person, you should assume every white person is a racist to preserve your own safety. Not as severe, but still unacceptable. As a result, I believe this an inherently sexist idea that women should treat all men as potentially dangerous on the grounds of being a man.

[@LyLy-st7zh]

​@@bokunobernie6962but that comparison doesn't make sense cause why include race in that way when the original statement includes women in general so therefore women of color are included which means (based on your example) a black woman is also viewing a black man the same way so theirs no point to add race in like this only for your main point to be about sexism. Especially since the viewpoint itself is not a problem unless it's being used as reason to harm men but that's not the point obviously since if you are treating all guns like they're loaded then that means you aren't "harming" the guns you are simply cautious with them until your sure they'll aren't loaded and the popular saying goes "it's better to be safe than sorry" and thats what women are doing. That's not to say men can't view women in that way and be cautious around them because to be honest I think there should be some level caution everyone should have with unknown people, but obviously majority of men dont feel the need to view women that way since women arent often precieved as a potiential threat based on their personal experiences with women. (Key words majority and often so I obv don't mean that every man thinks this way or haven't been physically harmed by women, I'm simply basing it on the majority not the exceptions)

[@msjamesesq]

"To all you ladies here with your little degrees.... Go ahead and have a baby otherwise your life is meaningless." That's basically what I hear at least once a week as a childless woman with six degrees. Smh.

[@Iamhere829]

I'm sorry... I'm also so sorry for his mother... Imagine working so much and raising a son only for him to turn around and spew this nonsense..smh 😓

[@joan6096]

You’ve worked too hard and too long for that to be your tagline and if the situation permits I hope you can say just that. Cause it’s no pity you’re working doing what you obviously love, nobody gets six degrees on a lark! I think that pity often comes from why people work or get up in the morning. 9/10 people say family when asked, so I hope you just let those pesky thoughts roll off you. You’ve accomplished so much with your own drive and motivations they’ll carry you the rest of the way💗 (Sorry for the unsolicited pep talk/advice, but I just couldn’t let it stand, hope your co-workers are better to you or just try to relate to you on a topic that’s not about kids )

[@Jaimeheartbeat]

I am sorry, pretty much the same for me. I am 44 and my uncle told me last week I could still "hook a man" to get a baby... so yeh there was that.

[@msjamesesq]

@@Jaimeheartbeat I'm 46 and my family is still hopeful too! Like.... What? Smh.

[@msjamesesq]

@@joan6096 thank you for the pep talk. I had one coworker literally tell me that she thought I used school to mask my displeasure with not being a wife and mother. That was definitely unsolicited. At least your comments are encouraging and uplifting. ❤️ And yes, I LOVE school!

[@binbin9196]

Kuddos to the woman that said “If a bear attacks at least you’ll be believed. “ Enough said - so true.

[@robertsmith-williams5255]

So many people just silently nodding to that statement. Kinda terrifying.

[@jatzi1526]

I mean most rape cases the woman is believed regardless of evidence. It's why false allegations are effective.

[@TheLonesomePagan.]

You'd be missing half your face and your scalp, kind hard to miss something like that. But if your SAed and there's no evidence to support it well of course no one's going to believe you.

[@RagnarLoudpak]

So people don’t believe women? Thats just blatant propaganda. Are we forgetting that “believe all women” is actually a phrase said with a straight face?

[@binbin9196]

@@robertsmith-williams5255 It sure is. To think that it’s so true for so many is also horrifying.

[@misst5244]

When he said "you stupid b****," I fell out!! Because that's how they were acting! Lol

[@jaimeegrinage2580]

And that's why we chose the bear.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Some STILL are!!

[@ohnonotagain8935]

Facts

[@athena_cr]

Did you see the short version of this video?! one guy was basically saying “Well you get attacked because you chose to!”, I tried to read more of what he was saying, and the summary was “you guys like aggressive, assertive, dominant men, so why fear us for being one”…but like…none of those attributes are “violent” and “sexual deviant”…

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

@@athena_cr yeah not every man is violent and going to attack, but it literally could be any man

[@Princess_Maya_19]

Men were wishing death to women who chose the bear yet still wondering why we chose the bear. Make it make sense. Edit: There are only about 40 bear attacks yearly worldwide. Bears aren’t actively stalking, attacking, and murdering for the fun of it. So statistically speaking both men and women are safer off encountering a bear. This does not mean we think all men are predators!

[@alfonsomendez9787]

And women justifies their hatred towards Men, and they still wonder why feminism Is a joke OUTSIDE the EUA.

[@BottegaBoxers]

I totally get it and am a man…. Most if not all of my male friends get it too.

[@jspsand7085]

​@@BottegaBoxerscringe.

[@asandax6]

You are confusing wishing death with telling someone they'll die if they make a stupid decision. it's like saying people who tell people who want to do parkour in 500m skyscrapers they'll die if they do that are wishing death on people who do parkour. We all know bears are dangerous and we all know no women is choosing bear woods or not even if the bear was raised and trained no women would choose to go stand near it rather than stand near a random man even if the random man was a convicted of SA.

[@Emma88178]

@asan, wow of course you completely missed the point on why women would prefer the bear. And no you're wrong, the OP was right, men were actually wishing harm on women and threatening women with wanting to rape and kill women themselves just because we'd prefer a bear. That just continued to prove our point.

[@eva1585]

Saw someone's argument for picking the man being "It could be a gay man!" and didnt see how he was basically saying the "safe" man is someone not attracted to women. Not that it could be a man who knows how to control his urges (the bare minimum for any civilized human). He's basically saying we're only safe if the man isnt attracted to us.

[@KnittedSister]

That's because this dude has no concept of controlling his urges... It hasn't even crossed his mind that that was an option.

[@Dontstopbelievingman]

There are terrifying studies showing that many men only control their urges because there are consequences. Even some of the least dangerous men struggle to see women as human if they are attracted to them. They think they do, but if you dig in hard enough you'll find a slew of buried beliefs that still categorise women according to utility.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

@@KnittedSister It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@beksfue5937]

By that logic, it's better to pick the friggin bear then, 'cuz it could be a Koala bear 🙄

[@beksfue5937]

​@@shaolinabbott9161 I 100% agree with you. What these simpletons just don't understand is that the one right answer to pick in this ultimatum is 'A man with one lame leg', so when the bear inevitably finds you (because you're basically in its house, and bears don't give a damn whether you picked it or a man) then it will catch and eat him instead.

[@MsJMHS]

I had a doctor that almost killed me because of them not taking accountability for a botched surgical procedure. Internal bleeding. I apparently didn't have enough evidence for malpractice, so I left a 1 star review for the hospital and mentioned the doctor by name. Had a hospital administrator email me, asking to take it down. Told them to get an attorney and take me to court. They didn't contact me again. The review is still up lol.

[@ShoulderMonster]

Gosh, I should have left a 1 star after my mom was assaulted by one of the doctors and he didn't even attend the meeting the hospital chief held with us over the matter...

[@catbeara]

​@@ShoulderMonster you still could?

[@lisacharmaine3866]

😊😊

[@nohearteyes4u962]

namedrop the hospital please!!!

[@gwynk78]

⭐️*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣One star review for doctors and healthcare in general. Doctors are trained to care for their sense of heroism waaaaaaaaay more than they care for a person, much less a patient. Plenty of doctors are sadists, really good at hiding it, and fiercely protected by boards of medicine - typically a majority of board members are doctors themselves. I watched my dad and my ex go through medical school. People go in as our best and our brightest, they come out changed, hateful, and slightly sociopathic. A lot of them get so confused and covertly defensive when met with a health condition that is unknown. If you can talk them past their bs excuses, you either get their fragility or you get their admission that insurance companies don’t pay for outside the box thinking and so that actually died many decades ago. They can’t outright say to you that Hollywood is misleading and the truth is power brokers in healthcare would rather have you die and go away if your healthcare issues are mysterious. They need you to have one of the ailments they approved for necessary of an MRI machine bc those are so expensive, they cost money unless they are fully booked schedule wise. And don’t get me started on women having to go to male doctors. I had one who kept mentioning his wife to me. I wasn’t into him like that - BECAUSE I WAS SICK. One only one got so defensive and I could see in his eyes he had been deeply abused by some woman in his life. It has to do with how he postured himself slightly away from my breasts, like he was scared of them. And mine are small. And then one with a full board boner throughout two appointments. We were both professionals about it and pretended it wasn’t there. He actually helped my case a little and don’t push drugs on me, where the other two gave me a hard time for refusing their meds. Let’s remember that all those drugs were never tested on females - bc the menstrual cycle makes for messier science. Booooooo. I’m a centrist and I will never vote for nationalized healthcare bc it’s actually nationalized theft of the people. So listen to your body first and do what it says to find comfort - It has had 1 billion years of medical training. It knows how to heal itself while western doctors don’t expect you to get better. Keep going is the only rule. All the other “duties” are propaganda 🙏🏼

[@calledsomething]

Imagine putting your career as a physicist on hold to have a child only for the thing to turn out to be a misogynistic kicker 💀

[@pierregibson6699]

That Part 😂

[@TheUnluckyConqueror3699]

Well don't be a shitty parent then

[@calledsomething]

@@TheUnluckyConqueror3699 you're really fighting the whole world on that one depending on where you live, but still true

[@hannahward4703]

The level of shame his mom must feel…and probably some regret too

[@sunnysunflowers328]

​@TheUnluckyConqueror3699 he is an ADULT and has been one for A WHILE so he could have healed his inner child, gone to therapy and reparented himself. Other people do it. He has no excuse to be misogynistic at that age

[@MrsWheezer]

Irony: My daughter is on an extended field camp right now. A bear showed up at camp, dug up some ants and left. A couple days prior at a gift shop, some random man creeped on her while she was trying to buy souvenirs. There’s a reason so many women chose bear. I told my husband about the bear/man discussion, and he was sad women overwhelmingly chose bear. Not mad, not triggered. Sad that so many people would see him as a threat. He’s a good man. If there were more like him, the bear wouldn’t be chosen.

[@crashh-course]

thank you for paying attention to this issue. hope your daughter is okay, im sorry she had a bad experience w that man.

[@trithos7308]

Exactly. This question mainly makes me sad because it's a grim reminder of a reality I was already aware of. Bears are, generally speaking, even while camping, not that big of a danger. Yet encounters with dangerous men are numerous enough and downplayed/ignored to often by other men, that is NEEDS to be a concern at all times.

[@Mytelefe]

So she meet like 500 men and one looked at her funny. Must be traumatic experience.

[@MrsWheezer]

@@Mytelefe Interesting response there. Kind of mean and sarcastic. Really not sure you’re doing a good job advocating for not the bear. 🤦‍♀️

[@Mytelefe]

@@MrsWheezer Yes if you don't grovel and accept any insult thrown your way it means you are worse than animal. Not only that but the dangers of sarcasm are widely known around the world and even a grizzly could never match it. Let me guess "if you take it as an insult then it only means that you deserve it" can't wait for more gaslighting.

[@DefRevenge24601]

A big comment I saw when that hit my feed was, "If a bear kills me, other men will hunt it down and kill it."

[@iamwell5654]

Ooffff that hits hard

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@metaslavegaming9075]

Im a man and id hunt down a r that red a women i know. But all men are evil or something

[@frosty3467]

@@shaolinabbott9161 blah blah We know about that The whole point is even if a bear is more likely than a man to kill a woman That doesn’t automatically exempts the things a man can do if you happen to be unlucky. So bear sounds waay better and bear spray is amazing too. It truly pisses me off too when men ignore the main idea that alot of men are harming women and women are terrified and jump to act all smart saying “WeLl errrrm StAtIsTiCaLlY a BeAr WiLl KiLl yOu” ☝️🤓

[@melt4769]

@@shaolinabbott9161I’ve spent most of my 32 year career working outside in the woods, sometimes alone. I’ve seen several bears over the years. Though it is startling, the bears usually run away or are easy to avoid.

[@TheMallachiv]

They need to give him a tv show already , he’s too witty, family friendly and always up on current events. I would watch a Josh talk show in a heartbeat.

[@BipolarKitten]

I think that hes on the daily show as a correspondent, not exactly the same thing, but it is the position most of the late night comedians held before getting their own!

[@mister-8658]

He needs to get a late night talk show where he can do stand-up for 3 minutes at the beginning of every show Monday through Friday.

[@marcusmckinney6153]

​@@mister-8658I feel like late night talk show is the retirement plan for comedians. Not the launching point

[@ruffandrelax290]

Same

[@kmuse8126]

At this point make him a late night host!

[@littlewoodimp]

Anyone else here remember the old 70's slogan, 'The only difference between being raped and being run over by a truck is that no one wonders if you enjoyed being run over by a truck'. We've come so far haven't we? Still glad we go wee shiny happy Josh to take the edge off just about anything.

[@InAHollowTree]

Oh shit, I’ve never heard that slogan. 😳 Very poignant.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Been through both. Didn't enjoy either

[@gtimes03]

​@@susannairisastarte51921 star reviews for both?

[@karatekoala4270]

Sounds like what I heard of, "she made you a man huh? You should feel proud"

[@virginiathornton]

😮​@@karatekoala4270

[@julialee7491]

"At least the bear will treat me like I'm human" was the one that hit me to my core.

[@kaimobley5324]

How do you know the bear is treating you like a human and not just food?...

[@daFfodilS9]

​@@kaimobley5324 Human meat ✓ instead of different fantastsis, I don't think i have to mention those cases where women before death, how got treated. Read a summary on junko fruto case, you will be terrified.

[@kaimobley5324]

@@daFfodilS9 throughout history bears have eaten human meat and not cared and it still carries up today. They don't care whether it's Human Meat, Fish Meat, Deer Meat or even other Bear Meat

[@whereammy]

@@kaimobley5324 bears will only eat humans if there is something wrong with it. they fear us as much as we do them, if not more so.

[@Violaphobia]

But that’s the stupidest response… like the bear isn’t treating you like a salmon with legs…

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

What's even funnier was that it was originally posed by a man who said _he_ would prefer a bear to a random strange man, not for as many reasons as the women, but there you go.

[@jasonskiles5793]

I'm a big fan of reading the 2 star reviews. 1 star could be just a vendetta. 2 stars is a message

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Yes.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

2 stars is in the perfect middle ground between consideration and criticism

[@notrelevant6702]

Exactly! 1* often are like " This Sushi place didn't serve spaghetti!" Or " That b*** at the counter looked like she was judging me" type of stuff. But 2*? There is a story here. Someone thought about this 😄

[@Weaponator18]

Agreed. I always assume 1 stars are almost always intentional vendettas with people trying too hard to be funny. 2 is usually more of where the genuine criticism comes into play.

[@TCt83067695]

🎶 This is a message and a caaa-aaalling 😅

[@jaebee1121]

The comments are all about bears and one star reviews, but I am here for the physicist mom watching her kicker son fail at his job and telling him exactly what he did wrong.

[@dana3768]

My father was a physicist. 🙄

[@Theomite]

Oh I didn't catch the "physicist" part so now it's even funnier.

[@mwatson4970]

Same! I didn't even think about the right-wrong science of it until Josh said it, just the hypocrisy of this child of an accomplished woman- in motherhood and career- saying stupidity.

[@fobinc]

​@@mwatson4970I would disagree on motherhood if he turned out like that. However, we never discussed the father so that may change my vuew.

[@Pippis78]

I've got a depressing comment to the bear vs. man thing. Just read in the news a 15yo girl was r'd and murdered in a forested patch of a park in my country. 15yo. Yeah, a bear wouldn't have done that to her.

[@Pippis78]

To add: My country has quite some bears, but it's rare that they attack. And when they do it's because they are either protecting their cubs, have been disturbed mid hibernating, or have been hurt by a gun shot or a collision with a viehicle. There's been 1 death by bear in the last 100 years. Basically going to the forest is safe if you make some noise while walking there - they'll keep out of sight if they aren't surprised. Basically a lot of people who have never seen a bear have quite likely been seen _by_ a bear. My mum used to always sing while walking her dogs in the forests when my parents lived in an area with more bears.

[@samib0bami]

i saw one comment that really stuck with me. "at least the bear won't pretend to be your friend first"

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@Charsy8]

Sadly, this hits way too close to home for me. 😭

[@Charsy8]

@@shaolinabbott9161 You are the problem.

[@samib0bami]

@@Charsy8 hugs 🫶🏼 don't worry about that person, they are looking to fight. they won't find it with me. hope you are doing well !!

[@lauraw2526]

@@shaolinabbott9161 You're why women choose the bear. No one wants to listen to a bunch of spam while walking through the woods.

[@novalyn.acidgin]

Walmart here has a one star review that just says "out of lemons" I have it saved because I cannot help but laugh everytime I see it. 😂😂

[@haleymist09]

😂😅😂

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

😂😂😂😂

[@k8cbits0718]

Lemongrab screech: “MMMnnmMmmmmnnn… UNACCEPTABLE!!!!”

[@HolisticManifesting]

Lol

[@JustMe_OhWell]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hiruban]

Going from reading Craiglists posts as a teen to reading 1-star reviews feels like a natural development

[@dontbanmerage416]

I was awaiting for someone to make this comment cuz he got big from cat fishing the kkk but

[@gw6972]

Ikr 😂 the refinement since I got put onto him 🤌🤌🤌

[@swatimitra3095]

😂

[@trbreadfortoday]

Josh, this acceleration makes me joyful. Embrace the journey; you’ve got nothing to prove❤

[@katrinarefior700]

Here's the thing. I've been in the forest and encountered bears. I've also been in the forest and encountered unknown men. The men always made me feel far more on edge.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

And another reason to choose the bear is because we can predict how the bear will behave. And that goes for a variety of variables. We know how different species of bears will react in the presence of human beings. And obviously it's not easy to predict the actions and behaviors of other human beings.

[@lorrainebrunner2490]

​@@Cuddly-Cactus that's the thing though. It's women saying they trust an average man over an average bear. 🙄 There logic applies to any humanoid figure. Imagine seeing a human just out of sight in the middle of no where. For bears it's their natural habitat. For a human it's extremely out of place which creates a dissonance. Hell,imagine if it's a monster or a ghost or a demon or some shit... but the point of it was just for women to shit on men. Fuck that. I think of any women that says she'd pick a bear lesser. And that's the end of it. It's using excuses and pseudo-logic to say "I hate/dislike you. Even if I don't know you." I, like many, understand that is clearly the message. And reasonably share the same sentiment back. It's a negative sentiment. Like.. Imagine if someone, a woman for example, walks up to a guy randomly, hits/slaps/kicks/stabs him, then expects to walk away while thinking *_"That man I just hurt should agree with me that he deserves it. It only makes sense. He IS evil after all."_*

[@happypup70]

​@@shaolinabbott9161Dude that is not at all true. Most bears will avoid you or ignore you. Just the other day I was camping near Mt. Shasta and I woke to some movement outside my camp. I was terrified that it was a person. When I saw the black bear half way up the tree. I was relieved it was a bear and went back to bed. I have been alone in the woods with bears and men. And I will choose the bear to a stranger.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

@@happypup70 You have infinitely more contact with men, and most men avoid or ignore you. Especially when you start speaking, and reveal your personality to them. And yet, here you are, arguing based on feelings and cherry-picked anecdotal experience, confirming the stereotype that the "man vs. bear" hypothetical scenario was designed to reveal; namely, that women operate more on emotional & feelings then logic & rationality.

[@yazzielily]

For the man vs bear debate, when they teach us about stranger danger one of the things they mention is to always scream and fight back to avoid getting to the second location. I never understood why not the second location if it meant being alive and being able to find another chance to escape but, now that I watch true crime I understand there are worse things than death. The forest ALONE with a random man IS the second location. Yeah. I'll take my chances with the bear.

[@ilyte1]

You know I'm something of scientist by nature. So I think a practical test is in order. Since you'd prefer to not be near the man, then don't be near the man. We'll randomly pick a bear and have your footage broadcasted to a safe location. We'll analyze afterwards

[@yazzielily]

@@ilyte1 Wanting to see me in the forest alone with a bear to "analyse" it doesn't make it a scientific or practical test. We all know either 1 of 2 things are possible. With such predictable possible outcomes, you would think being a "scientist by nature" instead you would start with questioning the less obvious like, "Why the bear? Between the man and the bear, what could possibly make these people choose the bear?". Before any assumption of that route of questioning, it is understood that it is not ALL men. However, it is the fact that it is enough men that drives the true message of this hypothetical question. I will admit though that this question is asked in a way that can be taken quite rudely. My answer is not the bear simply because the other is a man. It is because it can be ANY man. I don't get to choose what kind of man I would be alone with, and that alone is terrifying. I don't know if you are a "scientist by nature", there is no evidence in your comment to lead me to that assumption of your character. But I hope you are. I hope you start questioning both the women in your life for perspective and the men in your life that are the reason why we look over our shoulder at good men and walk a little faster. Because maybe then we will reach a conclusion that isn't man or bear, but another step to a greater understanding.

[@PrincessSerene]

​@@ilyte1I can tell you got offended that they wouldn't choose to see you rather than a bear. But, Mr. "Scientist" why would you be in the woods all by yourself anyway looking like some suspicious creep?

[@SinHurr]

@@ilyte1 Found the man.

[@amruta-fh6tj]

​@@yazzielily omg that was so well said!!

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

I used to live in northern California in the mountains. There was a bear that came down our street to knock down trashcans every night. I'd chill with him

[@SophiaAphrodite]

He's just letting off some steam after a long day at the river catching food for the family.

[@davidrommm]

But you would call the cops on me for kicking over trash cans. Double standards smh

[@unjelli]

I live in Ontario Canada, and my neighborhood occasionally gets a black bear in the spring, and they just raid bird feeders and eat people's gardens

[@mikelee9516]

I bet you were smoking some green and didn’t give a Fuzz.😂😂😂😂😂

[@kristajohnson9173]

And you know why he did it at night? Because he knows fucking with people gets him shot. Bears are incredibly cautious and forage way more than most people think. There is this weird narrative I keep hearing because of this meme where people think bears are these big predators or something. They are just big so predators don't fuck with them. Their diet is 85% plants. And like the rest is mostly small mammals and a shit ton of moths lol

[@jayjayjenni]

“Were you wearing Lady Gaga’s meat dress? Any bear would attack you if you were wearing a meat dress.” “I wasn’t wearing a meat dress. I was just wearing normal clothes.” “Bears only attack women wearing meat dresses. You’re lying.” Oh alright.

[@MENACE-km6bd]

THIS.

[@snicker12]

Agreed; Women need to stop so much of their prolific lying. Once women collectively become more honest human beings, their lives will improve, be safer, and more women will be believed.

[@jpm199]

And they would still shoot a bear if it was chasing meat dressed gaga

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@snicker12Troll

[@snicker12]

@@DeathnoteBB - Did I *stutter?!*

[@micaelawearne]

One of my favourite things to do is look up 1 star reviews of famous landmarks. They literally be like “Big Ben: too big.”

[@gametacular83]

I like when they say "to big" and get a good chuckle.

[@koronatime2696]

This argument has been so eye-opening to me because now I know which of my friends is a little weird, and which ones I can trust to pick up my little sister from school

[@adanice49]

Aw I’m glad your sister has an older sibling who watches out for her like you do

[@pengyfelix]

My favorite ⭐️ review was a motel, read in full, "Just don't."

[@joelman1989]

This made me literally choke on my tea. It was unexpected 😂

[@Infodumptruck]

That's an honest review right there

[@jamiejusthappenedtobehere2434]

You should pay a follow up review. "Thanks, I didn't!"

[@SinHurr]

Glory to me, the 999th like. The last 3-digit whole number.

[@syntheticgrl]

“as a kicker, he means what he’s saying. he has the least cte”😭😭😭

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

What is "CTE"?

[@lararouse546]

​@@MatthewTheWanderer this is what the computer told me, it's pretty bad. CTE stands for Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, a progressive brain disease that can develop from repeated concussions and other traumatic brain injuries (TBIs). It's often associated with contact sports like football and boxing, but can also affect military personnel and others who experience repetitive head impacts

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@lararouse546 Okay, cool, thank you! That makes sense why a kicker would have the "least CTE".

[@BasesLoadedLacquer]

"he has the least cte" took me out too ☠

[@JGComments]

And no endorsements to protect, lol.

[@Goddess1Gamer]

No one would say I was ASKING to get attacked by the bear if I'm walking alone in the woods... When man harms, it is for the sake of harming, the pleasure of pain, but when an animal harms, it is for survival - food, protection of young, etc. They don't derive pleasure from it and seek it out all night just to attack...

[@ilyte1]

That's right they're completely indifferent. Which means they'll have no qualms about eating you while you're still alive.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@Goddess1Gamer]

@@shaolinabbott9161 it's very unlikely to die from a bear but it's very likely to die from a human man.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

@@Goddess1Gamer "it's very unlikely to die from a bear but it's very likely to die from a human man" We all know women have a penchant for thinking with their feelings, and making things up as they go, so long as it supports their tender emotions. As you've demonstrated here.

[@bsqwahlE]

​@@shaolinabbott9161 hello, No, "we don't all know that woman... think with their feelings". The choice between man and bear is a concept meant to convey a woman's real fear of male behavior towards us. It isn't literal. You gotta know this.

[@rosyellis14]

if a bear kills me at least im feeding her family, if a man kills me who knows what my body is being used for

[@BS-cc4ks]

Would it make you happier if you knew beforehand that it was to feed his family as well?

[@rosyellis14]

@@BS-cc4ks i think that would make it worse

[@BS-cc4ks]

@@rosyellis14 Hmmm, tricky. the question, as presented, is honestly not worthy of this answer, because there is not much leeway to investigate its threads. Like, "would you rather a bear or a close family member kill you?" would better handle it, because it breaks away with the risk assessment implied in the original question and cuts right down to expectations.

[@Gatzlocke]

No respect for the Cannibal Hill People. Sad.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@Steve-xo5pq]

I get the idea, and it is very sad, but real talk; Even as a man id rather be alone in the woods with a bear. Bears will leave you alone unless provoked, scared, or if they have cubs. Yes being attacked by a bear is a scary prospect, but it happens a LOT less than people attacking people lol

[@tyerannical3650]

The world truly is filled with very stupid people. It's a wonder how we've survived this long as a species

[@JaxJenks]

And bears are easier to avoid afterwards, you can't avoid seeing a men for the rest of your life.

[@victoriaodegaard1]

TBF there are less bears than people

[@JacobKasza]

Well bears attack people much less than men because millions of bears aren’t roaming around cities often

[@feathered_turtle]

as a woman, i’d also rather be alone in the woods with a random bear than a random woman. people are dangerous and unpredictable, while bears literally have a three step “fight back, lie down, goodnight” rule for encountering them

[@reneejett6509]

The bear is SUPPOSED to act like an animal. Its much more terrifying when a man acts like one Edit: man I really brought out the misogynists in my comment section😂

[@wolfbones666]

It's not terrifying, it's annoying

[@AnthologyOfDave]

Have you ever told a bear to leave you alone? They're very good listeners and respect boundaries.

[@deejin25]

The only thing reliably protecting women from bears, bad men, starvation, poverty, other animals, floods, fires, disease, unclean water, and just about everything else is men.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@AnthologyOfDave Just like men do.

[@CluelessGardener444]

This comment needs its own museum

[@tsg_frank5829]

The whole bear discussion is crazy too considering, how even as man I think you wouldn't wanna find yourself just hanging out with a stranger, like in general as a baseline you wouldn't trust to just be alone with somebody you don't know, and for a women that goes twofold. Any man who feels entitled to act like women should be more trusting of any random man than of a bear are clearly missing something.

[@EdgyPuer]

IDK dude I'd rather encounter a stranger than a bear.

[@olg7483]

I'm a guy if I encounter a man in the woods nothing will happen to me.

[@Banned4Life]

Yeah nah, I'd roll the dice with a random dude over a goddamn grizzly animal. There is a 99.9% chance that dude will be just as confused as I am and we walk out of those damn woods. That said, I don't expect anyone to trust me or allow me to be in their space. I'm not dumb.

[@denimvelvet4670]

I mean it really is an unfair comparison. In North America (The U.S and Canda) There have been fewer than 200 people killed by bears between 1784 to today. This includes black bears, brown bears, grizzlies, and polar bears. Also includes bears that were kept in captivity. That's fewer than one person being killed every year. There are entire states where no one has ever been attacked by a bear. Also if one of those bears tried to follow you home after a hike through the woods, the cops would actually do something.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

If we lived in a society where 48% of the population were not men and boys, but bears and bear cubs, the streets would run with blood. The reason not many people are killed by bears is because we don't come across them all that much as a population.

[@nondescriptcat5620]

100%. i live in the woods. bears tear down our bird feeders when they wake up every spring. i'm not concerned running into a bear unless i happen to be between them and their cubs.

[@mrdiego4368]

Remember reading a 1 star review from an Airbnb “awful place, tried to get me to leave early”. And the Airbnb responded “don’t book this man, he kept bothering the neighbors about where the hookers at”

[@icingcake]

😂😂😂

[@ryanbarclay7939]

My favorite one star review I've ever seen was on Amazon. I was buying a mattress, so i looked at the reviews to see if it was good. The man said (paraphrased): "I got drunk and bought this because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It was not an ice cream sandwich".😂

[@wmluna381]

I've had some doozies with drunk Amazon shopping. Was surprised by a box one day with pink fake Converse sneakers with different kinds of chickens on them. I was more shocked by the pink as I hate that color.

[@fazsicle]

😹

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

I remember that one. I saw the photo, could see why he made the mistake

[@TheBXbaconator]

A bear never followed me to bus stop, asking if I had a boyfriend. Never had to tell a bear “I’m a lesbian” to then hear the bear say “oh I like girls too. Can I meet your girlfriend.”

[@ilyte1]

How many guys have you met and how many bears?

[@TheGamer2001]

@@ilyte1 Exactly, males are more likely to attack women by pure statistics. Males apparently like statistics as long as it benefits only them.

[@BS-cc4ks]

Sooo being annoyed matters more to you then having your life threatened?

[@whereammy]

@@BS-cc4ks the man in the hypothetical is also able to kill the woman, your comment doesn't make sense

[@watamutha]

It's crazy that women are so sick and tired of men but never leave. I guess there are too many benefits to them for them to leave.

[@ieuandeakin6497]

I fully understand why, and if I were a woman I'd probably pick a bear too HOWEVEERRRRR If I'm stuck in a forest and a woman happens to walk by, I would 100% hope they'd pick me bcos I'm in a wheelchair and Id need help to get away from the bear 😂

[@tahmah1577]

THIS IS THE TRUTH THOUGH!!

[@technopoptart]

lololol, well said XD

[@nicolecunningham5477]

😂

[@zeniascreativespace3890]

Josh, I really love how you masterfully lighten the mood without invalidating The experiences of people who have been through difficult events. One of my favorite comedians of all time.

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

It's his skill with genuinely horrifying material that makes me think he's one of the best -- if not already the best -- comedians around at the moment. Gentle, funny, sharp, quick -- so good. Both in the writing and how he delivers it.The speed at week he goes from inciting incident to on stage preformance -- with the nuance he has -- absolutely next level.

[@michellewitt2071]

Definitely a smart, insightful dude

[@titaniumteddybear]

Black bear: stand up to it and then back away slowly so it thinks you're not worth the effort. Brown bear: play dead so it loses interest. Some random frikking guy: who the eff knows, they could do anything. They could want anything. There's no way of knowing. The women who answer "bear" are being entirely rational.

[@coda3223]

What is the man doing in the woods? Does the encounter happen on or off trail? Is it a casual passerby or is he following you? Has the bear been taught since birth to view women as less worthy of autonomy and dignity? Was the bear raised in a society that gives dead people more rights to bodily autonomy than a pregnant woman? So many people in the comment section here absolutely proving the point with some of their hateful comments about how women shouldn't be allowed to use their free speech to participate in this meme/conversation, lmao.

[@rakninja]

my friend, i think you might have a bias at play here.

[@Foreverskull0]

​@rakninja Yeah no shit. No mf is gonna go be fair about this shit its all about risk and the bear is less risky.

[@rakninja]

@@Foreverskull0 calm your tits and read the OP's username.

[@user-vv5ju3fj1p]

Those first two encounters are life threatening, while the third is just random chance, and more likely than not an average dude who couldn't care less about you. Is it really rational?

[@kaylagordon6776]

The bear wouldn’t tell his friends to record the attack

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@goolumf]

@@shaolinabbott9161girl stop spamming

[@shaolinabbott9161]

@@goolumf I wrote a good response, and it fits neatly as a response to multiple comments. Is it really spamming if it fits the conversational/argumentative niche? Besides, more imbeciles need to be told that their feelings are not in fact more important then objective reality. Good day to you.

[@DanielGarcia-rx3kt]

Yeah, because bears can't use tech. Duh 😂😂😂

[@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426]

True, nor will the bear pretend to be someone who was supposed to protect you but behind closed doors....

[@zwelisixhaxa8451]

"His mom is a physicist" "...and he's a kicker"

[@shaolinabbott9161]

Slow clap* When women are so insecure and bitter towards men that they have put down their own sons. Nice.

[@lisajones-gast1231]

This whole show was phenomenal, well worth the 2 hour drive we took to see him. People, if you get the chance, go see him in person. You will laugh yourself sick! 😂

[@nofishinmydiet]

me and my friend have tickets to see him in July. I can't freakin wait!

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

❤

[@bethanyjacobs1648]

We drove 3 hours to see him in Dayton this weekend and he is 1000% worth it! Just the best!!

[@FutureCommentary1]

So... 5 stars? :D

[@bethanyjacobs1648]

@@FutureCommentary1this is exactly why I am not a standup comedian 😂 didn’t even think of that lol

[@Strawberrygremlins]

Bear doesn't question my intelligence at any given moment. Bear doesn't tell me I'm too emotional. Bear won't maul me for saying something as simple as "no". If something ought to happen to me in those woods, people wouldn't blame me for the attack. Wouldn't claim "oh, are you sure? This could ruin the bear's life". If a bear mauled me, I wouldn't be questioned what I was wearing. If I was mauled by a bear, they would hunt down the bear. And if a bear attacked me, my claim would be taken seriously. A bear doesn't give a crap what I do with my body. Because a bear is a bear, a wild animal. Bears don't make the conscious human choices people make. It's atrocious what society expects women to just deal with every day. There is a 1920s song about women needing to carry a hatpin because "you never know". Hatpins were commonly used to stab intrusive or harassing men. They were OUTLAWED because so many men were stabbed with Hatpins. And now look at us. A hundred years later and we haven't moved an inch. Depressing

[@Mytelefe]

Bear would certainly think you are an easy prey therefore not very smart. Bear wouldn't like you screaming in terror once it starts eating you alive. Bear would almost 100% maul you if you told it "no" when it attempted to eat you. People would almost universally blame you for the attack and say it is not up to the animal but to you not to provoke it and you shouldn't go to the wilderness disturbing nature if you don't know what you are doing. People would certainly ask if you are sure because in most cases the bear could be hunted down and killed if it was attacking humans which would without a doubt ruin its life. People would probably question what you were wearing in the woods but that wouldn't be related to the bear they would ask you if you were camping/cooking something leaving food behind or maybe even trying to feed the bear before it attacked you. Your claim would probably be taken as seriously as any rape claim that is reported to the authorities but it all depends on the circumstances. A bear would certainly be interested in what you are doing with your body especially if you were in close proximity to it. You are consciously trying to degrade and dehumanize men to the point of placing them under animals I wonder why is that if they are so dangerous and vicious I bet you even feel justified in it because they just simply deserve it. There is a 1940 song about a woman that shot her husband with a gun because he was cheating there was another one about a woman that was just shutting men as a joke but was acquitted by the jury because she said she didn't know the gun was loaded but fortunately her reign of terror was ended by another woman that shot her instead and used the same excuse. 80 years later and guns are still legal in most of the states and female offenders get preferential treatment.

[@olg7483]

Nobody is coming to hunt down the bear. He's just hungry

[@Zanatu]

I'm a guy and i would choose random man....but my line of thinking is that i feel more confident in a fight against another man than a bear. And so to me most women choosing bear makes sense, because they'd lose in a fight against both. Most people who run into a strange man in the middle of the woods, are not thinking he's there to be friendly.

[@Cguy-bj8uc]

Odds are the first person in this scenario is a hiker. Why else would she be alone in the woods? Also, the odds that the random man is also a hiker is very likely, a man looking to assault a woman wouldn't be searching the woods. They'd be searching the streets. I'd trust a random hiker myself I've been graped 2 times my life and I'd still choose a random man over a bear

[@SinHurr]

FOUND THE MEN

[@Charsy8]

@@Cguy-bj8uc I'd choose to encounter a bear than you.

[@Cguy-bj8uc]

@@Charsy8 I mean, if you believe that so because I think there's a better chance of survival against a random hiker who is a man in the woods compared to a bear. Sure go ahead As I said, I mentioned hiker because we will be picking a random man after all, and you are basing your fear based on odds that men can do horrible things, which is true. But the odds that the particular man who does do those horrible things is out on the woods for prey is incredibly low. They are usually a part of society, blending in and striking when there will be no consequences. Pretty hard to disguise yourself in the middle of the woods, and I doubt their prey(victims) will be in high numbers there either.

[@Charsy8]

@@Cguy-bj8uc No. And you don't get it. But the sad part is that you don't want to. That makes you part of the problem. That's why I don't want to encounter you. Simple.

[@ikreate4u]

Most one star reviews I’ve read state that they really wanted to give zero stars but it wasn’t an option.

[@H-mz4hy]

"Doesn't matter what the scenario is, bears are supposed to be in the woods." No one has had a comeback for that.

[@Yakobi24]

Why tf you in the woods then? But I get the sentiments and I agree. Higher chance the man is volatile and dangerous than the bear with its predictable behaviour. And the bear has 0 potential attractions

[@shadow_td]

​@@Yakobi24it really depends on the bear brown bear will kill you zero reasons. Black bear as long as your doing certain things wont touch you. Brown/grizzly bears are the worst to be wirh

[@CamusZekeSirius]

Well, if bears are supposed to be in the woods and we aren’t, then why tf are we even there in the first place? Bit of a self defeating argument on that front But also, some people naturally need to go to the woods for their profession/job. May not be wholly applicable across the entire human race, but it’s not like a man being out in the woods is the most extraordinary thing to ever happen either

[@ilyte1]

My comeback is that I was picturing being teleported into the middle of the woods with either a random man or a random bear. With that in mind, the odds of a guy attacking me versus a bear attacking me are much much lower. People who say otherwise unironically should probably do a practical experiment.

[@wartgin]

​@@ilyte1 Leaving aside the teleportation, if a woman wakes up unexpectedly in the woods, true crime shows lead her to believe that her supposed "rescuer" is likely to be the one who drugged her and put her there.

[@professorjester9467]

I’m impressed with his ability to talk around and about stuff on the internet. I’ve not seen it done with so well. Usually turns into reading tweets or feeling really disconnected

[@whydoistillexist5033]

5:23 he even made a statement later and said that he wanted to go back to the good old 50s and 60s. Back when, and I quote „women had more babies than thoughts“ and „the only me too movement was one woman saying she was ready for her fourth child, and another woman agreeing“ 💀

[@whydoistillexist5033]

The whole statement: [Everyone is taking what I said out of context. All I said is that we should go back to a better time, like the 50's & 60's. When men were men, and women had more babies than thoughts. When the only "Me too" movement was one woman saying she was ready for her 4th child, and another woman agreeing.]

[@KitKat-sf7yg]

Look, I think this guy is so full of sh*t his eyes are brown, but he didn't actually follow up with this. It's from a satire page, according to Reuters fact checking site.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

Irony: The people supporting Butker talking about a wife staying home and living in a single income household are the same people who complain they cannot pay their bills in a 2 income household.

[@lemon1657]

Exactly. Misogyny aside for a moment, we no longer live in a world where the wife could stay at home even if she wanted. Inflation, cost of living, minimum wage stagnation and the growing divide between rich and poor means the vast majority depends on a two income household just to survive. Only rich, entitled, delusional men (and some women) argue for going back to traditional roles. If they want to live in the 1950's, then we need to roll back prices to the 1950's 😂 but don't expect any critical thinking skills from these people.

[@SailorOrbiter]

Exactly!

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

​@@lemon1657and even then, most of these trad men still resent their trad wives for not working if the wife dares to want to use any of the shared money to do something for herself sometimes, feeling put upon by the singular workload that THEY WANTED in the first place.

[@Nova_Jan]

​@@ashleyjohnson9651 no tf they do not lmfaoo where do you dig this shit up??

[@Nova_Jan]

​@@lemon1657women entering the work force en masse is the reason why we can't have 1 income hosueholds as the norm anymore. They oversaturated the work force with cheap labor and caused massive wage stagnation. There's a reason why the biggest pushers of the movement was industrialist.

[@oddcheese6384]

More women are killed by their husbands and boyfriends than by strangers every year. We should address that fact too. I’d choose a bear over a stranger for sure because it’s still a safer bet.

[@ragantate3995]

Yeah, I’ve seen enough footage of bears waving at folks, using critical thinking skills before as well as while on a premises. They usually just want to see about the groceries and keep it pushing, unless they feel like driving and don’t know how to ask you for your keys to the car.😅

[@TheLonesomePagan.]

Future crazy cat lady over here

[@elektraeriseros]

​@@TheLonesomePagan.You do realize it's men who fear being alone over women, right? You're telling on yourself rn

[@bgos4727]

​@@TheLonesomePagan.Single woman live longer, and with less stress, Google it

[@janedo-re-mi2738]

​@@TheLonesomePagan.Women would rather choose a cat over a man when it comes to companionship, just like they would choose a bear over a man when it comes to taking a chance on their safety. It says something very telling about men that so many women would rather deal with animals over men.

[@Kristine_202]

I'm from NJ, I've encountered a lot of bears in my life. They're all over. (In the wooded areas, at least.) As an SA survivor, I can say with 1000% certainty that I would pick the bear every single time. They're actually not really that dangerous as long as you just leave them alone. The top rule is to not mess with any cubs. Bears and I coexist just fine. I've never had to go to therapy because of an encounter with a bear.

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@nicolecunningham5477]

​@@shaolinabbott9161Your type is the reason why we pick bears.

[@Kristine_202]

@@nicolecunningham5477 Perfect response! Thank you! 👏

[@redmist2053]

​@@nicolecunningham5477 You completely ignored what he said and just responded "You are part of the problem" because you know what he said it is true.

[@redmist2053]

​@@Kristine_202"Bears don't attack me" Yeah, because they are not hungry, if you think that bears are safer for that reason, your knowledge of bears is pretty vague.

[@lalah9481]

Oh. A bear attacked you in the woods? What were you doing in the woods by yourself?? Did you smile at the bear?

[@technopoptart]

she probably wore yellow, everyone knows no bear can resist honey. can't blame a bear for doing natural bear things with a temptation like colour association right there in front of it

[@simonemarie6051]

Why would I choose the bear over a man? If the bear is going to attack you, it'll do it right then, and there its not gonna lock you in his basement for 10 years and repeatedly attack you like Ariel Castro. Besides, the bear lives in the woods, but the man could have followed you there.

[@lemon1657]

This 👏 Whatever terror the bear *might* inflict will be mere minutes, then it's over and it wasn't personal or for pleasure. A man can stretch that time for days and weeks in the woods or take you back to his 🏚️. We should all ask the men in our lives their opinion on this because it's a perfect question to single out the dangerous ones to avoid.

[@jonathananderson5990]

Might want to check some stuff out first: "Eaten alive: Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave a horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls to her mother as a bear and her cubs mauled her..." But, you're right: bears don't even have basements. 😂

[@lemon1657]

@@jonathananderson5990 I'd rather meet a bear instead of you. Absolutely no doubt about that so thanks 😂👋

[@jonathananderson5990]

@@lemon1657 You have deeply hurt my feelings. Kidding, of course. However, I have to ask: why have so many women hitched their wagons to this debate? The rate of violence perpetrated by men against women is absolutely a conversation worth having, but the video that started this debate was only ever about clicks and engagement anyway. This was not how you start the conversation at all. Weirdly, sidenote: I see so many concessions made for the bear: "what kind of bear is it?" "It might just run off", etc. But with the man, he's a serial rapist/ murderer/ torturer, and is also unstoppable by default, because all of that's accurate, I guess? Maybe the men who get angry are not "just proving the point" about men not caring about women's feelings. Maybe men just don't want to be lumped in with psychopathic monsters. This debate doesn't serve women at all, as it perpetuates the idea that feelings should always take priority over facts, and that people in general are bad at statistics. The whole thing is silly, and the only result is division.

[@lemon1657]

@@jonathananderson5990 We've said everything we needed to say in our comments above and you're the one hitching your wagon to this issue. You are not invited to this conversation or to meet us on a path ever. End of 👋

[@StargazingDragon]

I chose the bear every time. I know the bears intentions. He only wants to maul me.

[@Chadwickzilla]

Asked my wife and she answered “Bear. Because there’s a better chance of surviving a bear attack.”😮

[@kathleentate8343]

That's all a guy wants to do.

[@charle7537]

​@@kathleentate8343she didn't mean with a penis Kathleen 😫

[@Binahx86]

@@Chadwickzilla Why is she married then??? ...or maybe you are a bear buddy?😂😂😂

[@madmintentertainment6268]

nah bears have a history of raping humans too

[@hithere7080]

As a man, id pick the bear, youre more likely to be attacked by a man while camping than be attacked by a bear while camping, like statistically

[@Jay-yp6ft]

I’m in stats and I’m astounded when people use stats like that. The only reason your statement is true is because of the number of bear vs the number of man + the general camping region are generally speaking not close to bear territory. I don’t have that much of an opinion on the whole debate but pls use statistics the right way

[@Violaphobia]

Your thinking isn’t working, like biologically 😂

[@MrLachlan1903]

We can all tell you never took a statistics or logic class.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

6:29 this physics joke is top tier 😂

[@jamesdove8021]

We need more Josh Johnson on the Daily Show

[@MrsDesireeAC]

I’d love to see him share the desk!

[@LindaC616]

​@@MrsDesireeAC I think he'd be good at it. He's a reader and can do well with the serious interviews, as Trevor did, and be funny when the time is right.

[@annala2956]

I only realized last weekend that he's on The Daily Show

[@tamarleahh.2150]

He could have his own show. He's funnier than Trevor Noah.

[@blackdandelion5549]

/agree. Love his stuff on there. Want more of him on there.

[@kodokuna.]

RIL Junko Furata I think of her every time this comes up. Also the girl who asked the dude “well did we ask the bear? the bears friends said he’s a good guy so”

[@ksy4747]

For fkin real!! I'll never forget the first time I read her story in full. It took me many many years to gather the courage to read it again. Absolutely horrifying. Bears don't so such horrible acts against humans. No animal does. It kills for food or out of fear. Not pleasure.

[@bamenachim8203]

Sometimes I have true crime videos that play in the background and the moment I hear her name, I have to switch to something else. Whenever I think of truly evil people, her story always comes to mind.

[@zissoulander]

That story still haunts me - and I'm a guy. Just when I think I've forgotten the details, something reminds of them. It's one of the few things I truly wish I hadn't read. I cannot fathom being a woman in this world knowing men are capable of such harm and evil.

[@glupik1234]

And then most of the perpetrators got 10 or less years of prison. And some were bragging about doing it after they were released. All of these guys are free now, btw.

[@serazvi5387]

Ugh. That one and the toy box/tool box killers. Seriously the worst stuff I've ever read ... I would choose being mauled by a bear a thousand times over those guys...

[@serazvi5387]

Fwiw, it means a lot to me and im sure a lot of other women when men acknowledge and empathize with the gender based trauma we go through, so thank you for being both respectful of this sensitive topic and also humorous enough to shine some levity on a dark subject

[@DynamicFalafels]

At first I was gonna pick a man, and then after reading some of the comments on videos I thought "never mind I'm an idiot, 100% bear"

[@shaolinabbott9161]

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

[@nondescriptcat5620]

@@shaolinabbott9161

[@antidotebrain69]

​@@shaolinabbott9161 Something that has stuck with me from childhood. I developed early. Schools were not kind about it. Wearing anything less than 2 sizes to big shirts got me dress coded for being a distraction to the male teachers and boys. They showed me repeatedly that they couldn't control themselves. They told me themselves that's how men and boys just are. That lesson has been repeated from their own actions and words a million times throughout my life. A random man is an unknown quantity until proven otherwise. It's something that every woman considers when encountering any random man. It's how we're taught from a young age. Is it really that surprising to you that in a hypothetical we fall back on those lessons?

[@shaolinabbott9161]

@@antidotebrain69 That's all very sad and horrible. And most men completely udnerstand why womena re cautious around men. I get it too. That doesn't change the fact that at some point, there should be a logical point at which you draw the line with your caution. That point is the bear, and that is why the hypothetical situation of "man vs. bear" was made by a man; to reveal how emotional and irrational women are. Because here you are, proving the stereotype that women will put their feelings before logic.

[@antidotebrain69]

@shaolinabbott9161 no the creator of the hypothetical said outright that he was trying to make men more aware of women's issues. I don't know where you heard your information, but they got that wrong. Can't link anything because of KZbin to show receipts, but I saw a clip of it on another video about this. Bears are dangerous yes, but my logic isn't emotionally based. I only got into this debate because I don't think men are considering how women are raised in much of the west in their reactions. It's less trauma related, and more related to basic societal lessons that are ingrained at a young age. You can pretend the old bias that women are too emotional and prone to instability is true all you want, but you really should consider the wider role of society in the choosing of bear.

[@cory_and_co]

OK, BUT THE REVEIWS FOR SCHOOLS ARE LITERALLY SO FUNNY (middle schools, specifically, most elementary schools don't have reveiws, and college kids are too nice, most of the time)

[@shiraz9986]

It is trueeeee lol, I read many while I looked up the middle schools in the UK and so many angry and frustrated kid let the steam out in the reviews, adorable, mean kids lol

[@coley4242]

My nephew's school had a comment section for the online lunch menu. They took it down because he and his friends kept leaving reviews about the food being a crime against humanity. 6th graders are brutal 😂

[@AnaCole]

To true. I was reading some and I read one talking about one of my teachers. The rest were funny.

[@thatonegirlelaine]

The kicker/physicist joke was hysterical

[@gryffindorftw6198]

I mean for centuries men have been telling women to be cautious of strange men, now they’re getting mad that we’re still choosing to abide by that. Make it make sense.

[@RayScheelhaase-nd9rw]

If I wasn't above average strength, I'd pick bear. And I'm male. The not being believed is a serious issue.

[@tklpher8903]

I always check three-star reviews first to get the pros and cons, and yeah, they are quite rare.

[@ssgg23]

Yeah I feel like my most thorough and constructive review ever was a three star 😂

[@dustyking8851]

I do the same thing. Like books on Amazon, there are always a ton of 5⭐ that I know are BS so I jump to the 3 ⭐.

[@Petty-Bech]

I'm dying because I left a one star on my mom's funeral home.

[@thatonegirlelaine]

Oh my goodness, I'm sorry 😞

[@lemur22715]

"one star reviews always leave wanting more" 😂 I'm sorry about your mom, but what caused your review?

[@glitterflyy]

“They lost my daddy” I am on the floor omg 😭😭😭

[@nyneeveanya8861]

I can see mom breaking down the whole sequence and showing where his approach was wrong because of wind direction, how his legs weren’t planted at the appropriate angle to give the correct pivot point. Where contact wasn’t correct position to give proper lift and pendulum effect was insufficient to give the proper speed.

[@technopoptart]

i'd watch that lecture

[@ravenh105]

My college had a Chic-fil-a express, which was the only Chic-fil-a in town, and for some reason a lot of people didn't realise it was in the food hall of a college campus. It had some of my favorite reviews. Anywhere from "This place is always packed, in this weird building, and full of people wearing packpacks. Two stars." to "My chicken sandwich only had one pickle. One star for one pickle."

[@namitabhopal8763]

Did you go to scranton university? 😂 sounds familiar

[@DrSlobGoblin]

Sounds like the one in Nacogdoches.

[@ravenh105]

​@@namitabhopal8763Nope, but it's nice to know that this experience wasn't unique to just my college.

[@karinalumen9722]

Thats an issue on google, sometimes it send you to private areas/ not open to the public establishments

[@ravenh105]

​@@namitabhopal8763No, but I'm glad to know my college wasn't the only one with this very specific problem

[@Vincisomething]

I love food/restaurant reviews that have nothing to do with the food or business. It'll be like, "couldn't find parking." Also the ones that start the review like a diary and for some reason start detailing their day before they get to the restaurant

[@karinalumen9722]

Couldn’t find parking is a valid review point. More so in a city.

[@Tecno-Dark]

Fun Fact: The original video was actually a man saying why encountering a random man in the woods, than a bear, would be more terrifying

[@msjamesesq]

"THEY LOST MY DADDY" 😂😂😂I choked!

[@sarahburckle9441]

An obnoxiously pretentious friend of my stepsister's took it upon himself to leave reviews of public spaces/parks and left a 3 star review of a bridge that just said "didn't fall or anything"

[@KristineMaitland]

Clearly not in Baltimore...

[@paultapping9510]

Most of the men have been answering the question "would you rather FIGHT a man or a bear" edit: ITT men proving precisely why women chose the bear.

[@juliawidmaier5334]

That's what I thought too 😂, I was answering man this whole time because I thought, "I could maybe kill a man hand to hand if I had to but I know damn well I'm getting killed by a bear and nothing but running away would save me."

[@hendrixjoe555]

Bears are 50% faster than humans,they and they can even run climbing trees.

[@RagnarLoudpak]

No, they haven’t. We just understand that the probability of being attacked or otherwise assaulted by a man is exponentially lower than being mauled by a bear. Most women have been answering the question “would you rather be alone with a bear or a rapist?”

[@RagnarLoudpak]

@roxyortiz8819 a statistic? Not exactly. I have something better; common sense and critical thinking. You’ve probably seen dozens of men today. I’m assuming and hoping you haven’t been assaulted. Imagine if every one of those men were bears instead. You would 100% be a pile of shredded skin by now. Men hurt more people because there are literally billions more encounters between men and women, than there are between women and bears. Thats how stats work.

[@imat-rex]

​@roxyortiz8819 1 in 2.1 million people are attacked by bears according to the national park service. In America 1 of 6 women have experienced sexual assault, globally the number may be as high as 1 of 3 women. That's several thousand orders of magnitude.

[@OlDirtyBaron]

I really like this guy. he's not just good at telling jokes but actually taking you along for a story. That's a rare talent in comedians these days.

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

Yet again, here comes Josh Johnson’s commentary simply turning my day around… I don’t know exactly what that says about me and my life these days, but I’m grateful for what it says about him and his. 😊

[@Zygoballus]

Drove an hour and a half, first in line, sat in the front row, even got to be in this video, 100% worth it. Thanks for a great show!

[@socahha]

So is it 5 star or not?

[@semicarbazone1]

"Why were you out alone" - men interrogating women, about being attacked by a bear or man. But men are never questioned the same way.

[@ilyte1]

"Never"... Men are never questioned. Men are never told that it's their problem. And they should shut up about it. Men are never treated as less than. Men never kill themselves because of this...

[@letsreallytalk9482]

Well the Key word is “Random” man. There are too many variables in play and the odds are better with the bear. The bear you just got to make noise and don’t surprise it, they will just leave you be. Worst case scenario the bear is going to attack and kill you. The man however could do much more to you before killing you. So yeah the bear is safer

[@xilj4002]

They think mauling to death is the worst. Maybe some adds "the bear could literally eat you alive". And, dude, I've had men "jokingly" threaten to do just that but with a side of SA. And I'm not even a pretty girl or the anxious easy target type, all my life I was told I don't count as a woman even before coming out as trans and I have resting angry face

[@ilyte1]

The odds of a guy doing anything to you statistically are insanely low. But as everyone likes to say in this comment section, "The bear is predictable", that is to say that they will predictably eat you alive you'll feel the pain of your torso being ripped apart as they chow down. If we're being honest, the most likely scenario with the man is you 2 working together to leave the forest

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

@@ilyte1 A bear eating me alive is NOTHING compared to what happened to Junko Furuta.

[@nondescriptcat5620]

@@ilyte1 ""The bear is predictable", that is to say that they will predictably eat you" no. just no. the overwhelming majority of bear encounters, the bear has zero interest in preying on humans. you're just triggered, and all up in your feelings.

[@benjaminlewis1833]

“At least if I got attack by a bear, people would believe me.” WOW 😢

[@notsureyet2200]

I mean, the fact a lot of folks didn't believe Cassie until we saw the video....

[@benjaminlewis1833]

@@notsureyet2200 Yea true…. Smh

[@deiondrickdennard]

Women should stop lieng so much 😂

[@deiondrickdennard]

​@notsureyet2200 more people believed Cassie then not. But see how you all don't care about easily manipulating a situation with lies, partial truths and misdirected context lol. Same reason everyone thinks men are violent is the same reason why trust is hard with a women. Stop blaming reality. Understand reality.

[@benjaminlewis1833]

@@deiondrickdennard It does suck that women use untrue stories to get men they don’t like in trouble. I just don’t know the solution 😔

[@johnrichardson7629]

Josh's deployment of pauses and slow delivery is masterful.

[@parrishkelley]

Had to learn from the great Dave Chapelle. He’s pauses during stand up literally sets up his jokes lol. Josh also has mastered the “ control of the crowd “ with his pauses

[@johnrichardson7629]

@parrishkelley Yes, people often start laughing at a punchline not yet delivered! So fun to watch.

[@Xylem44]

All I know is there is never been an episode about a killer bear on any of the Law and Order spin offs.

[@wartgin]

Or Forensic Files. Even Backwoods Law is largely human misbehavior not bears.

[@jamespeake4883]

I think I did see a CSI episode about a shark once

[@squallbourne]

Came for the Kendrick and Drake video and stayed for the Bear.

[@pb_and_nutella]

Even if the bear killed you, you would know that it wouldn't desecrate your body after. See? The benefits to choosing bear do not end.

[@TheLonesomePagan.]

You got a sick mind lil dude

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

​@@walter9243it won't have sx with your dead body tho

[@MegaMilenche]

The bear wouldn't kill you. It would eat you. While you're still alive. Then it would 💩 you out.

[@KEEPTALKIN8215]

People think animals aren't sick creatures, but they are. There are videos of bears and other animals playing with the organs of prey after words.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

A bear won't sa you

[@WrenStanchen]

I click Josh's videos SO FAST. Like, obviously not right when they're posted (because job), but as soon as I get home? Yes sir.

[@roadlesstraveled34]

If I were left in the woods with a man eventually he would ask me what I do. I'm a life model, which is a nude art model. Even if I weren't attacked, I'd have to hear "maybe you should model for me haha" and I'd really rather be eaten by a bear than hear that again.

[@tylerd.5694]

Since you don't like the reaction that you're getting to that question, have you ever thought about not answering with a direct answer, or you know, lying.

[@heyhey439]

@@tylerd.5694 The fact that you think it's more reasonable for women to lie or wiggle out of normal human conversation, rather than for a man to just be normal and treat her like a person. Way to admit that women can't interact with men at all without risking harm.

[@tylerd.5694]

@@heyhey439 Then why is it okay for women to harrass me when I tell them I'm an adult film actor

[@TheNobleFive]

It's not ​@@tylerd.5694

[@heyhey439]

@@tylerd.5694 Where did I say that it was okay? It's weird that you don't take your own advice about it.

[@kattissmall8373]

My summer house is in the middle of a forest. There are occasional bears, wolves and lynxes there. For real, though. If I see a man in the forest I hide until I’m sure they are gone. I have done that several times. I feel you can reason with animals (and I have). A man who has decided to harm you is too dangerous. Especially if there are no witnesses.

[@cheshirenevande4701]

I actually bought a book of just one star reviews. One that made me giggle was for a girl's toy of a horse called "Nightmare". The review was all about how scary it looked and it's evil laugh. The WILDEST were the one star hotel reviews. Always like a meth lab, a swat team, or an actual crime in the next room.

[@theALmighty66]

I'm never going to look at one star reviews the same way again. Thank you so much, Josh!

[@___whatever___]

Love that you kept the beginning in with you and Logan. I love to see you together in addition to hearing you together on "The Josh Johnson Show". You both do such amazing work on there and are so funny and good to the audience

[@iminyouroven]

The bear will listen if you're loud enough too XD many videos on the internet of women yelling no at bears getting closer and the bear listens and leaves

[@Kassidar]

you think the videos of that not working getting uploaded?

[@ilyte1]

​@@KassidarNo what are you talking about? Anecdotal evidence trump's actual facts any day