The Real Life Party Pooper! - S2 Ep13

[@anitavargas5839]

The fact that Rachel is CLEARLY still mad at her brother for telling on her is HILARIOUS!!!! The disappointment in her face as she told the story…🤣😭🤣

[@OWPepin]

Rachel uncensored outro idea: “Be kind, but don’t forget to un-censor and unwind!”

[@WhimsicalCrochet]

This!

[@Its.tessa.mackenzie]

This is actually really good ngl 😂

[@HeyyItsAshlee]

Please keep Emily on the uncensored podcast!!! Its the best!!!!

[@jerridurbin3052]

I really wish you would do Rachel uncensored every week

[@sydneyd8514]

You guys definitely have to do “she’s a 10 but…” for a video !!

[@emilie8433]

I second this!

[@ALB94646]

3rded!

[@Brookehhxd]

The kid Emily used to nanny watching this like 👁👄👁

[@RatMaddie]

In regards to that story about that girl hooking up with her boyfriends brother, once we all agree that there’s no intentional wrongdoing on the girls behalf and it’s a tricky situation for HER, I wanted to add two things. One, when I started taking anti-depressants, I had a couple of VERY unintentional blackouts after having 1-2 drinks. Once I found out about Lexapro blackouts, obviously I adjusted my approach, but that’s just a drop in the ocean compared to all of the possible circumstances that might produce an outcome where a person is unintentionally and in-ordinarily impaired. Second, all angles were covered about this girl’s involvement, but why aren’t we asking more about the brother?! He knew who it was and still continued. Not only is that extremely wrong of him to participate in and incredibly horrible to do to your brother, she didn’t even KNOW who it truly was. Did he know that she thought he was his brother? She consented to having sex with her boyfriend, not his brother. So her explanation is that she was a little too wasted and mistook one for the other, but is his explanation that he was also so wasted that he didn’t know who she was? Why wouldn’t her fiancé deserve to know that his brother knowingly and willingly had sex with his girlfriend?? And have her and her boyfriends brother ever spoken about this? Should he have stopped it from going further, if not even for it being his brothers girlfriend, but for the sole purpose that she may have been too drunk to consent? I have so many questions. But BESTIE. Please TELL YOUR THERAPIST

[@just_sarahjane]

I’ve heard “Stay awesome possums” performs really well as an outro 🤣

[@chelseamchardy3633]

"Thanks for listening. And remember, even good people deserve to be uncensored"

[@yuktivyas641]

Outro suggestion: perfection is overrated, you’re welcome to be uncensored here 😁

[@ajwarrick17]

“Now that I’m gay” lmfao😂 i love these two

[@saraholson8849]

Hey Rachel! Ideas for the outro. 1) Thank you guys for listening. I love you. And remember, be kind but know that it's okay to have a dirty mind because we all need to be uncensored sometimes. 2) Thank you guys for listening. I love you. And remember, don't fuss, sometimes we just have to cuss, just remember to be kind. | I hope these ideas help guide you in the right direction!

[@lilyanonie2031]

be a good person, its good for your health, but sometimes, its good to be your most uncensored self

[@anitavargas5839]

Ohhhhh, I like this!

[@serenjoy3179]

Please keep Emily as a permanent cohost!

[@excitedmommy]

With you on the shitty things done by an older sibling. Mine was 3 years older and the rebel. Back in the late 80s there was a thing called a party line where you could call (charged for) and talk to strangers. My family did not have much and struggled with bills. One day my mom pulled me and my sibling into her room and asked which one of us ran up this $900 phone bill on the party line! I was probably 10 years old and had no clue what a party line was and did not do it, clearly my sibling. My poor mom was livid freaking out because it was already a huge struggle to pay the mortgage. My sibling kept saying it was me. My mom said we better agree and fess who did it and left her room. My sibling started evil laughing as I sobbed telling me that our mom would believe whatever my sibling said because she was tired of all of my siblings nonsense and was desperate to believe my sibling was reformed (hardly! Things would get much worse over the next 3 years). My mom came back in the room frantic wanted this “mystery solved” before my dad got home. My sibling said I confessed and did it. My mom started scolding me and I flipped out saying how stupid she was and she did exactly what my sibling said she would do! That was the first time my mom ever slapped me. I’m a grown ass woman now, 44 , and my mom and sibling have both apologized. But still, that’s some shit I will never forget. Totally fucked up.

[@mikalynhunt]

"be your uncensored self"

[@alexiavasquez2896]

Emily is the most hilarious person in the world just watching be her is such a vice and makes me extremely happy. Rachel you need to have Emily in more of your vids. She’s amazing love you both. ❤❤

[@delaneykeller1389]

I started watching Ashley Gavin's podcast WHGS and Id love to see y'all on it. It would be great. They just talk about the queer experience and sex it's a fun open and accepting place.

[@ajs.basement]

Same

[@kimberlydidia39]

Great suggestion!! They’d be perfect on WHGS!

[@ashleycox3911]

Outro idea “being uncensored doesn’t mean being a jerk”

[@aileengordon4656]

noooooo we ❤ emily on uncensored! emily ur amazing and ily!

[@ruthdomenech5018]

I was literally crying at how funny this was. I just can’t get enough of you two. Love these and love you❤️

[@emmacatherinegood1604]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy to hear someone say reduction it was so nice that Rachel mentioned a breast reduction and not just implants I feel represented:)

[@MikoBaiko]

emily being in podcast with rachel >>>> like y’all’s commentary works perfectly together

[@nicoletterosa1274]

Rachellllll you broke my heart when you said cats are evil…how could you say such a thing about your niblings Gus and Daisy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@darkhxven]

rachel if you do ever have kids, hopefully they'll be like chris and jessica's kids and the birth won't be like colleen's😂😂

[@pattykittenguru8296]

Be Your Best Uncensored Self

[@dawnlowe9524]

This episode was freaking hilarious

[@beverleypicard2116]

Omg ! This was hilarious you have to do a part 2 !lmao

[@sarah.93.31]

Omg that tune Rachel hummed at the start, we have the exact same in the uk, but its "Bah bah bah, bah babybell". Babtbell in basically a small round wheel of cheese made for kids

[@laurenlowe2086]

OMG that last one

[@samanthamontgomery7363]

I used to wash my jeans every time I wore them, then once I read the care instructions on my jeans and they told me to only wash them every 10 wears unless visibly dirty 😅

[@KristinaNina19]

Lol have you ever reminded Christopher of this and see his reaction? I watch his vlogs too and I feel like he would feel so bad now 😂😂

[@rhemalamers7586]

on the confusing little brother one... my mom accidentally slapped my uncle ass on her wedding day... while my auntie was standing in front of him lmao the are in there late forties and all have the same haircut and build. the siblings all look copy and pasted so my auntie started laughing so hard my mom was walking up behind him and didn't realize it was not her new husband.. but her new brother in law

[@handmeachurrobeforeifaint2638]

Emily should really be a permanent co host & then have just the two of you & special guest

[@kashshaw4874]

🤣🤣🤣I can't wait till Rachel has kids.

[@simraaaaaaaa]

after the toe eating part i dont wanna finish my food i was eating 😀🥲🤚

[@MaryCatherine32223]

Maybe “remember you can be uncensored and still be kind”

[@just_sarahjane]

Outro idea: “And as always, since this is the only place on the internet where you’ll see me uncensored, we’ll leave you with the following words:” then both you and the guest take turns yelling swear words as the audio slowly fades out

[@billieeilish4735]

YES

[@just_sarahjane]

@@billieeilish4735 glad someone saw this lmao

[@basicallyperidot5299]

I almost cried laughing at the trans swimming story! Mine is fabric so I can connect it at various points but even with 4 safety pins Im too scared to wear it swimming.

[@jerseyhudson503]

NoOoOo ya'll are not booger flicking all over your houses. 🤣🤣🤣🤮 Outdoors is one thing but not indoors.

[@alani79]

That’s called selective memorie. 😂😂

[@SandySanders81]

Should the brother not also be held responsible... I mean he knew he wasn't his brother... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ReevaMcLaughlin]

But she prob didn’t say anything just started making out with him so he was an accomplice to cheating but he didn’t pretend he was his brother that was her silent assumption. The fact he knew that gurl cheated and didn’t tell his brother though sus 👀 Both in the wrong for sure but he isn’t wrong for her thinking he was his brother cause she likely didn’t voice that

[@AndrewOeste]

Unless he was wasted too & just thought it was some random party goer.

[@allykwrenmusic]

this was NOT the episode to watch while I was eating lunch lol

[@ericahearst5470]

Ya... I've been with my partner for over 10 years and we have never discussed past sexual numbers! We just don't care enough to have that discussion!

[@thewillow3457]

The morally uncensored podcast lol

[@EricaUrr]

Ok, that last story, for HER sake, I say tell him. You never know if the brothers ever get into an argument and he let's it out... better her than him is all I'm saying! I knew a girl that every time she wanted to cheat on her guy she used drinking as an excuse. I've only ever gotten blacked out once so I wouldn't know if it's real or possible, but I don't know that I would.

[@destinydenison5308]

From boogs to hello fresh

[@Allicia41]

The problem with that last one is that the kid brother is/was at an age that tells me he will eventually brag about it. It's gonna come out. I feel for her. I've been in weird drunken situations myself.

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

going from booger eating into the Hello Fresh ad was beautiful

[@SarahELynchDesigns]

I wish people in apartments realized that the rest of the complex didn't consent to listening to them have sex for hours on end... 😖

[@thewillow3457]

lol so glad my walls arent that thin in mine. If they are, NO ONE IS FUCKIN XD But neighbors are better than parents or family.

[@shaunashipman]

i totally get the first person… when i first figured that shit out i was definitely tempted to use my parent’s electric toothbrush cause i wanted to know what it was like and it was all that was accessible to me HOWEVER i did not actually do it cause wtf

[@kaylaoliveira2916]

Me hearing all the sibling tattletale moments makes me think of my family. We didn’t really fight like that or tell on each other but I remember once my brother told me to F off and I told my mom exactly what he said (I was like 9) so he got in trouble😂 I also remember breaking a hole in my grandmothers wall and my cousin taking the fall for me. We have like 1.5 year age gap so he’s another brother ☺️

[@bestnarryever]

I LOVE EMILY AS A MIRFANDA WITH THIS SWEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@user-eg7nz5jg4u]

Emily is the best thing that’s happened to you (sorry abby, snoop, blaze & little dog )

[@coreylikescheese1795]

One time i was in the car on a long drive for a business meeting the cross countries and it was a three day drive and i was in the middle of no where and i had take a dump and i just stop and pooped in a cup and kept using the same cup afterwards for the next 2 days!

[@coreylikescheese1795]

Sorry for all the typos

[@kathleencrews3329]

Uncensored… Know your heart - stay true - Even though it’s uncensored.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@danielsnoderly6981]

Ok so I was thinking for the outro maybe something like this. So always remember don't be absurd, But also take note from you just heard and remember its ok to be a little uncensored.......maybe something along those line idk lol 😆.

[@katiescarboro248]

bring Jojo one here again! Also Colleen

[@BEQ222]

How about "be uncensored and stay kind!" Something like that? Also, loved this episode with Emily! ☺️

[@jenloves4260]

This is fun! I have 5 kids plus 3 step kids and 6 of those are adults. I have *never* had my kids or any of their friends or ANY of the students I taught while working as a teacher do anything like these scary kid stories. Kids aren’t like that in my experience. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@sagehill5485]

I live for Rachel uncensored

[@myaslife3854]

You should talk about your opinions on vabbing

[@oliviakarlen4249]

Definitely not an episode to eat breakfast to 😂🫢

[@amw7303]

i did one similar to the first one NOT AS BAD AT ALL IT WAS MY TOOTHBRUSH and it stole my thunder 😐 /s

[@Ness1995]

I was like 4 and decided to shampoo my goldfish to clean them. They died so I blamed my 2yr sis who my parents thought did it until I told them 20 yrs later...

[@beverleypicard2116]

Lmao,belly laugh , part 2

[@handmeachurrobeforeifaint2638]

I’m still so confused about the sleeping with child’s dad & Craigslist taxidermist.

[@jamiekai5393]

I’ve heard my parents a lot lmao

[@alextaylor9046]

I can not pick my nose. I hate touching my nose. It’s my one rule with all my friends, family, lovers, they are not allowed to touch any part of the nose

[@briagrace3841]

i call it a mursie flush

[@mikeroell665]

I always eat my toe nails… no lies… it’s the texture.

[@Peyton7271]

🤢 do you still do it?!

[@maddyhood5114]

I'm really shocked at the reaction to the story about the girl hooking up with her BF's brother, for someone that I've always seen as really progressive and supportive of women your approach to that story sounded real victim Blamey.. questioning her on all the why's and how's and what ifs of the situation rather than the fact that if she was too drunk to tell who she was looking at then she was too drunk to consent and the BF's brother said game on and took advantage of it instead of taking a step back and sayin hey what's up here , I think that's the real bottom line here.

[@heatherastbury4339]

Love you

[@crocperson4457]

HIIIII, I love watching you guys!!!!!!!!

[@cookno3]

Outro: don’t be a shithead.

[@riyamenon6269]

I worked at a museum teaching kids for a minute and once a kid that was like 6 came up to me totally unprompted and said that I my head looked like the root of the dinosaur tooth I was showing them and I should probably get surgery and then asked if they could have a sticker so…

[@ajs.basement]

Hey Everybody

[@Kathryn.md08]

I've had a toenails in the eye

[@janetowen3429]

Outro for uncensored Be awesome, be uncensored, but be kind.

[@sarenagallagher918]

My mom had a friend that ate her fingernails ended up dying from internal bleeding because the fingernails were scratching and cutting her stomach and as well as the intestines

[@cstump2005]

Rachel’s views on porn are so old-fashioned and make me laugh. It’s only addictive to the smallest percentage of people lol

[@katiescarboro248]

that's not really true. A lot of people are addicted to it

[@cstump2005]

@@katiescarboro248 A lot of people, yes. Percentage-wise, compared to the amount of people that watch porn, the numbers are small

[@cstump2005]

@@katiescarboro248 A very quick google search will show you that the percentage of people that watch porn that get addicted is .5% Half a percent. It’s not a lot

[@mikeroell665]

@@cstump2005 we don’t really collect data on porn addiction so I wouldn’t trust that number.

[@cstump2005]

@@mikeroell665 lmao how do you figure? There are literally stats all over the internet?

[@jadesavan_]

No. I genuinely do not pick my nose!

[@tieragibbs3045]

What do you do then?? Leave them in until you can blow?!

[@jadesavan_]

@@tieragibbs3045 yup.

[@jadesavan_]

It doesn’t take that long to find a napkin lol

[@tieragibbs3045]

@@jadesavan_ but what if you're in the car or outside? Maybe you have napkins in the car, thats smart planning. But camping or hiking or other times when you are outside? Other time I'm thinking is late at night when you're already in bed or its the middle of the night haha

[@jadesavan_]

@@tieragibbs3045 i just don’t pick my nose. I find a napkin. It’s not that deep.

[@HigherHeartWarriorChannel]

So here’s my thing with the push up bras- I’d like to hear other people’s thoughts on this… there’s so many different types of boobs and mine aren’t that small but they sit in a way so ouch up bras are what I’m comfortable in most. Anyone else get what I’m saying?

[@elizabethg3145]

YES

[@loveisloveftheheater7662]

Play music or play TV little louder then so your roommates or family hears you💜💯🤭🏳️‍🌈

[@kaseybear01]

My brother's gave me a earth worm and told me to eat it I said it taste like coke-cola

[@ajwarrick17]

OH MY GOD THE TRANS GUY. BRO MY WORST NIGHTMARE. Being trans myself, i feel for this guy

[@kenyajade2263]

I listen to your podcast I dont watch them so I dont know if it happens on the youtube vids as well. And i also thought that maybe it was just the whoever edited forgot but ive now listen to like 4 episodes in a row and I dont think its just forgotten to be edited out. So im just wondering why you dont edit it out. Sometimes when you say your going to check if theres a sponsor "sponser sponser sponser" and there isnt a sponsor, you just leave it in? its a bit jarring as it just goes from you sing songing sponsor to then straight to and were back. Sorry its such a small thing but it bugs me

[@snm12333]

The last story: what if the brother fesses up? That could be difficult. Also why did the brother go along with it? I don't like that

[@SuperLovick]

I have neverr gagged during a podcast but the moment you said ate toe nails, I was dry heving but wanted to listen --- ew ew ew.

[@heatherbillpotter1266]

💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@EscapeReality94]

Uhm yeahh 😅 so I don’t like to blow my nose with a tissue because no matter how I do it it always makes my ears pop and it hurts really bad. So I started using my finger to blow and pick out the snot and boogers. I would wipe it in a tissue than immediately wash my hands. I thought it was disgusting but it was better than getting ear pain/headaches. But eventually there was situations where my nose was stuffy and I couldn’t breathe but there was no tissue or a place to flick it. So eventually i uhm started eating it….. to me it doesn’t taste like anything at all. If I think about it then I’ll be grossed out so i just don’t think about it. And I never ever do it around people. I wait till I’m alone. It’s usually when I just wake up and my nose is all stuffy and snotty. And i brush my teeth right after. But yeah it just has become convenient….I can’t stand not being able to breathe out of my nose so its a win win for me….🤷🏼‍♀️ but no one in my personal life would ever know! 😂 my bf knows it hurts my ears so i have to use my finger but thats it.

[@jeanyouell1667]

I have an idea for a podcast topic and it is stereotypes. They can be dog stereotypes or human stereotypes. I dont care just wanted to know your thoughts because I strongly disagree with all stereotypes.

[@Eva.clauson]

Can we please get Colleen on here

[@rachellombardi4735]

I am here love you

[@janetttx]

The toenail eating part was traumatizing for me. 🤢

[@louiedarts]

so funny :)

[@lolabunnie85]

Feet ew!

[@morganlemieux9160]

Heyyyyyy

[@ItsnotmeKD]

I just thought about the second confession and kinda felt bad for Colleen who has a skin condition and may have done that before.

[@nyabray6320]

I'm 13. Am I a little kid?