The Red Cross Wants Gamers To Stop Committing War Crimes

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ACE1918

ACE1918

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@ACE1918
@ACE1918 Жыл бұрын
Update: I have made a playlist: kzbin.info/www/bejne/apuccmeufbeLnpY For those curious the song used is a Serbian song called "My Dad Is A War Criminal:" kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIXamqJ_mJuUlZo Update since I've had people ask here is a list of the games shown in order of appearance: -Wargame: Red Dragon -Empires Dawn Of The Modern World -Brigador -Tropico 4 -Forgotten Hope Secret Weapon (A Mod for Battlefield 1942 which requires the Forgotten Hope Mod) -Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 -Command & Conquer Generals -Mercenaries 2 World In Flames -Silent Hunter 3
@Solon_The_Lich
@Solon_The_Lich Жыл бұрын
"Desecrating a corpse" 😂😂😂😂 Great video man
@30cal23
@30cal23 Жыл бұрын
Man you should have put remove kebab but that is a damn good fit XD
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry. Whatever you missed, I'll perform in RimWorld, and season to taste with crimes against humanity. EDIT: You missed g-r-ape, gen-oc-ide, using civilians as human shields, executing surrendering enemy troops, general abuse of POW's, torture, generalised intentional targeting of critical civilian infrastructure, attacks against power stations / hospitals / schools, the list doubtlessly goes on. It's a very good first attempt, but there is always room for improvement. 🤘👍👊🫶
@schullerandreas556
@schullerandreas556 Жыл бұрын
The last one is wrong. Ships that convoy up are not protected targets as it makes it impossible for a combatant to to inspect all ships in accordance to cruiser rules. Its illegal to sink merchant ships travelling alone without warning. Convoy are game
@Enkelados35
@Enkelados35 Жыл бұрын
I thought for sure that Empire Earth was there
@VeraldoAncodini
@VeraldoAncodini Жыл бұрын
The Red Cross is a racket, most of their funds end up somewhere else. I still remember when they would have yearly drives at my school, basically forcing us to donate and then get other people to donate. Being concerned about what people do to pixels clearly shows they're not interested in solving any real problems.
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, the Red Cross hasn’t been actually useful in decades. Now in theory something like this, could’ve been an interesting way to start a conversation about the war crimes we all know are happening right now in certain parts of the world that I will not name, but that would’ve required them to actually do something more than just make a tweet, and that is too hard for the Red Cross.
@XMysticHerox
@XMysticHerox Жыл бұрын
It depends on the exact organization. Every nation has their own though they are technically under the umbrella of one of 3 international organizations. Some are good others not so much.
@Soundwave142
@Soundwave142 Жыл бұрын
I do believe that people should not get into the habit of committing "war crimes" but the Red Cross is overstepping their bounds.
@VeraldoAncodini
@VeraldoAncodini Жыл бұрын
@bradynlee0933 The subject of discussion are video games. Get a grip.
@tugalord
@tugalord Жыл бұрын
All globalist organisations are shit
@sollew7434
@sollew7434 Жыл бұрын
“War crime: being a mercenary” Every TF2 player: *nervous sweating*
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
It’s only a war crime if you lose.
@bloodysimile4893
@bloodysimile4893 Жыл бұрын
My only mistake in committing war crimes was not committing even more war crimes. I will fix that right now. *equip the Pyro with the phlog.
@Sopmod-py1ee
@Sopmod-py1ee Жыл бұрын
ah yes my favorite weapon the flamethrower
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
@@Sopmod-py1ee Fun fact, the United States did not signed the treaty stating that it considered the use of flamethrowers and Incendiary weapons like white phosphorus weapons to be a war crime, meaning that as long as you’re an American it’s not a war crime, still have the whole mercenary thing though.
@carlsonraywithers3368
@carlsonraywithers3368 Жыл бұрын
I mean, Every pro TF2 Players know that a medic should be their first target right?
@overlordzetta7410
@overlordzetta7410 Жыл бұрын
It's only a war crime you have to answer for if you lose, commit lots and win and have them dismissed as a nessery way of ending it quickly mitgating damage,
@eyeofsauron1502
@eyeofsauron1502 Жыл бұрын
It is also preferable to try and do less of them in total than your enemy. That way you can more easily claim the moral high ground when people criticize you.
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Common sense. The rarest trait of them all in this day and age.
@eyeofsauron1502
@eyeofsauron1502 Жыл бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion Agreed.
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
​@@eyeofsauron1502 Smart. Very smart.
@trentglasgow7114
@trentglasgow7114 Жыл бұрын
Hehehehe, ahahaha, HAHAHAHAHA! YES! Tis only a warcrime if you lose
@fenrir607
@fenrir607 Жыл бұрын
The Geneva Convention is more of a guideline than actual rules.
@Wabinator
@Wabinator Жыл бұрын
Geneva Suggestion
@Soundwave142
@Soundwave142 Жыл бұрын
@@Wabinator DANG IT! YOU BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH!
@wilkinscoffee4228
@wilkinscoffee4228 Жыл бұрын
@@Wabinator Geneva checklist
@raeishimura
@raeishimura Жыл бұрын
Geneva to-do list
@macleunin
@macleunin Жыл бұрын
Actually they´re rules agreed upon by all signataries, although usually is the loosers who end up on trial.
@bloodysimile4893
@bloodysimile4893 Жыл бұрын
As a TF2 Medic, I promise to give medication to my enemies with my Crusaders crossbow.
@roastingskeleton3345
@roastingskeleton3345 Жыл бұрын
Are they Christians
@bloodysimile4893
@bloodysimile4893 Жыл бұрын
@roasting skeleton You get a crossbow. They get a crossbow. Everyone gets a crossbow.
@DrundeFPS
@DrundeFPS Жыл бұрын
Go back to r/tf2, please.
@nickpapadopoulos9978
@nickpapadopoulos9978 11 ай бұрын
​​@@DrundeFPSno, i don't think we will!
@nathanx2000.
@nathanx2000. Жыл бұрын
With this many rules in war, how can anyone have any fun?
@InquisitorJack
@InquisitorJack Жыл бұрын
Invent new fun things for them to bitch about
@SVASH-hz5ji
@SVASH-hz5ji Жыл бұрын
They want to make having fun an illegal emotion.
@remanscimitar
@remanscimitar Жыл бұрын
*stares in remembering the thickness of a ROE booklet* 😑
@edryu9688
@edryu9688 Жыл бұрын
Found Sundowner
@dallas9397
@dallas9397 Жыл бұрын
@@SVASH-hz5ji i agree but it is sad how humans get entertainment off of killing to the point they resort to doing it in videogames instead.
@NebLleb
@NebLleb Жыл бұрын
The Red Cross has become a laughingstock because of this!
@nautdead3197
@nautdead3197 Жыл бұрын
They've been a laughingstock when it comes to video games for awhile. They wanted the removal of health packs that have a cross on them since the 90s
@diggman88
@diggman88 Жыл бұрын
@@nautdead3197from what I've heard, they have either trademarked it or made enough legal noise. The Red Cross doesn't appear in "war" video games anymore. For example, in the game Hell let loose all the medic characters wear a green cross on a white arm band.
@elliotthedoge9456
@elliotthedoge9456 Жыл бұрын
Is your vision augmented?
@elliotthedoge9456
@elliotthedoge9456 Жыл бұрын
​@@diggman88 none of these two, it's just that you can't use the Redcross if you're not them. Cause? The f**ing geneva convention
@Millkshake59
@Millkshake59 Жыл бұрын
@@elliotthedoge9456Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion :)
@Nemesis-lg6zf
@Nemesis-lg6zf Жыл бұрын
0:57 wait, that's a war crime?!? Should get a medal for it.
@kingofthetigers
@kingofthetigers Жыл бұрын
[everyone liked that ]
@Lichcrafter
@Lichcrafter Жыл бұрын
Based
@Isaac-ho8gh
@Isaac-ho8gh Жыл бұрын
Oh no xD
@yohanesmy8354
@yohanesmy8354 Жыл бұрын
Lmao, even police can't touch journalist due to "freedom of press" as well as freedom of speech.
@nxmx6ix
@nxmx6ix 11 ай бұрын
The sudden urge to execute journalists is growing
@THEYEETER-pt8jn
@THEYEETER-pt8jn Жыл бұрын
You forgot unmarked landmines (making a minefield but not putting warning signs up that say there is a minefield)
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
Good man, missed that one as well.
@THEFurfoot
@THEFurfoot Жыл бұрын
To quote my favorite Scottish drunk: Didn't ya see the bloody bombs!?!?
@katier9725
@katier9725 Жыл бұрын
CnC Generals, Zero:Hour, and Rise of the Reds mod entered the chat.
@flamingrubys11
@flamingrubys11 Жыл бұрын
thats . stupid
@l0remipsum991
@l0remipsum991 11 ай бұрын
Techies: lol
@Grissbane
@Grissbane Жыл бұрын
Stop commiting war crimes! Me reenacting the great crusade in rimworld and exterminating everything: huh?
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
Good lad. 👍 FOR THE EMPEROR!
@M4A1BestGirl
@M4A1BestGirl 5 ай бұрын
Switzerland pretty much screwed the pooch. You can't expect every country to follow the Geneva Convention. World peace is a fool's dream. When will the Swiss government get that through their thick skulls?
@DuraLexSedLex
@DuraLexSedLex Жыл бұрын
Real medics cant instantly get people back into their feet and into the fight good as new after they've been downed by enemy action. Games absolutely let them. Until games do not do that, it is mechanically stupid to not hit the healer first.
@TheGrimFormOfLuck
@TheGrimFormOfLuck Жыл бұрын
You are technically not wrong if i magical resurrect you back to fight i am number 1 on the hit list
@isimiel3405
@isimiel3405 Жыл бұрын
*slowly boots up Rimworld while stareing at the article*
@thehammer4607
@thehammer4607 Жыл бұрын
*Malicious organ harvesting noises*
@Cooldude-ko7ps
@Cooldude-ko7ps Жыл бұрын
It’s booting slowly because of all the mods (especially the war crime ones).
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
*soulless, maniacal laughter* Greetings, brother.
@burnttoast26
@burnttoast26 Жыл бұрын
"No, it's not a 'kill box', that's barbaric! It's a happy little innard farm!"
@khandovarbalest1369
@khandovarbalest1369 Жыл бұрын
when you can't decide between child soldiering and Kamino-scale clone hatchery
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 Жыл бұрын
"It's time to show them what REAL WAR CRIMES LOOK LIKE!!" -Any given House Steiner mechwarrior
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
“Wayyyyy ahead of ya.” -Capellans
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
*laughs maniacally in RimWorld and Stellaris*
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 Жыл бұрын
@@mirceazaharia2094 **sings** Lets be xenophobic. I hear it's in this year...
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
@@tanall5959 let’s find a nasty, slimy race of aliens to fear!
@StudleyDuderight
@StudleyDuderight Жыл бұрын
gestalt consciousness+machine+determined exterminator = lots of dead planets and humanitarian workers having an aneurysm
@jacobhederstrom8198
@jacobhederstrom8198 Жыл бұрын
don't tell the players to not do it, tell the devs to not put it in as a mechanich. if i want to nuke a country into the ground in hoi, I WILL NUKE IT, if i want to exterminate or enslave another species in stellaris, I WILL DO IT.
@SVASH-hz5ji
@SVASH-hz5ji Жыл бұрын
Stop! Don't give them ideas! Let the devs do what they want!
@aaronlaughter6471
@aaronlaughter6471 Жыл бұрын
I mean to be honest, its only a crime against humanity if there human.
@pelinalwhitestrake3367
@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronlaughter6471 Exactly! I can crack other planets as much as I want as long as these planets have no humans on them.
@UNGOC_Engineer3231
@UNGOC_Engineer3231 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronlaughter6471 They are called human rights for a reason
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын
Who gave Gandhi from Civilization a KZbin account?
@blitzkrieg8776
@blitzkrieg8776 Жыл бұрын
*Mean while in Stellaris* What do you mean you "Returned them to Monkey?"
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
What do you mean you “did the delete”??
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
Mmmm, soylent green, yum yum in my tum-tum. 😋
@Nicho40K
@Nicho40K Жыл бұрын
"DEAR ACE, WE RECOGNIZE THE TEABAG A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION. CEASE YOUR WARCRIMES IMMEDIATELY."
@eges72
@eges72 Жыл бұрын
Teabag is logically not a war crime but it is downright insult specifically for us gamers
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
GIVE WAR A CHANCE
@Mrbackblower
@Mrbackblower Жыл бұрын
How’s an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?
@MRMONEYIS_COOL
@MRMONEYIS_COOL Жыл бұрын
True
@xenird
@xenird Жыл бұрын
Red sun
@Mrbackblower
@Mrbackblower Жыл бұрын
@@xenird Red Sun over paradise
@xenird
@xenird Жыл бұрын
@@Mrbackblower Red sun
@ghostknight2011
@ghostknight2011 Жыл бұрын
What is the warcrime: Being a mercenary yourself or contract mercenary forces beside your regulars?
@ACE1918
@ACE1918 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@koolguy751
@koolguy751 Жыл бұрын
I love the blank "Yes".
@nxmx6ix
@nxmx6ix 11 ай бұрын
​@@ACE1918**Gigachad theme plays**
@CertMediocre
@CertMediocre Жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the Geneva Checklist.
@nationeer
@nationeer Жыл бұрын
"Don't commit war crimes in games" Some random Arma 3 group later that day: "Ok guys today we will be clearing some villages of "insurgents""
@kmon1324
@kmon1324 Жыл бұрын
Oh, this is rich! So from what the Red Cross claimed I've committed war crimes playing various versions of the Command and Conquer series, Warhammer 40k Dawn of War, Call of Duty Modern Warfare, and Civilization Series. Wow, I don't know where to feel conflicted (I used Nukes to solve most o my disputes in Civilation inculding the current one when they ignored my peace treaties, In Dawn of War I played races that would laugh at the Red Cross before sacrificing them to their dark gods to the phrase ""Blood for the Blood God!", as for Modern Warfare and Command and Conquer... I just follow the quote from a certain character that justifies my action "I'm only dirtying my hands so the world stays clean. So what's next on the agenda for the Red Cross targeting Anime like Gundam and Saga of Tanya the Evil next?
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Жыл бұрын
I've successfully waged a nuclear offensive war once, and only got nuked once. Every single offensive began with modded scouts that can cross borders uninvited identifying enemy troops concentrations and strong points. Terrestrial missile silos and nuke subs would then launch ICBMs to nuke these targets into oblivion, with a follow-up mass incursion by hordes of cyborg infantry, giant robots, railgun tanks and swarms of air superiority drones and suborbital bombers. God, I love modded Civ 5. I've since then given up on nukes, and disable them at game start. I don't like getting nuked, and they make wars too easy.
@Soundwave142
@Soundwave142 Жыл бұрын
Red Alert Soviet Mission one particularly comes to mind.
@riccardomariani9648
@riccardomariani9648 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell for the other games but don't worry for dawn of war...the Genevra convention applies only to humans
@thefiresworddragon927
@thefiresworddragon927 Жыл бұрын
And there's one Command & Conquer game, and no doubt others, where the villains make the GDC look like murders and people who do war crimes ti further their own agenda; it's part of the story.
@harrisongillam9993
@harrisongillam9993 Жыл бұрын
Hell ya I'm gonna do every war crime possible in all my games cuz who cares
@Br0k350n
@Br0k350n Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't Red Cross actually do something meaningful, or at the very least, create their own game where war crimes are punishable, kind of like the educational games on ICivics (An initiative started by former Justice Sandra Day O'Conner), where you learn stuff about the legal system (ofc by nature it would have to be more mature than the ICivics games due to the subject matter).
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
That would take actual work
@raeishimura
@raeishimura Жыл бұрын
They want to look like they care without actually DOING anything about it. It's also why in response people are actively trying to commit MORE war crimes in games. Because we know the Red Cross is blowing smoke. Instead of going out and addressing war crimes where it matters, they are doing this crap.
@yeetuszilla1663
@yeetuszilla1663 Жыл бұрын
So... According to the red cross, the only thing you can do in war to not commit war crimes is just shoot soldiers only near you on the ground? Did they seriously think ANYONE would actually fight like that?
@patrickpearson492
@patrickpearson492 Жыл бұрын
Well no but uh Do you want to kill scientists and guards and HECU in black mesa (it's a joke KZbin don’t ban me)
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 Жыл бұрын
No - just the soldiers, absolutely never non-combatants and to do so with certain code. Yet Red Cross does not understand, that in games it's near impossible to hold that standard.
@Javiervs258
@Javiervs258 Жыл бұрын
In games?
@ghosthunter7258
@ghosthunter7258 Жыл бұрын
For someone who has temporarily stopped gaming all i have to say is this is a w gamer moment
@tamsuemomwife
@tamsuemomwife Жыл бұрын
I will make up a whole new kind of war crimes and use them on you
@ninjartist36
@ninjartist36 Жыл бұрын
"Games plz stop committing warcrimes" "Tell that to the UN"
@ethanbennett9000
@ethanbennett9000 11 ай бұрын
*UN-involved in peace intensifies*
@tba113
@tba113 Жыл бұрын
Conducting medical experiments on POWs is frowned on, as is torture, so... XCOM? I think using flamethrowers as antipersonnel weapons might also be one, so pretty much any entry in the C&C franchise. One of the treaties/conventions bans "expanding ammunition" in personal weapons (hollow-points and explosive-tipped ammo), though I'm struggling to think of a game granular to the point of deciding between what rifle and sidearm ammo types get issued to uniformed soldiers. Mass Effect had several fun "Geneva Checklist" options, but SPECTREs (and their goons) are specialty law enforcement/Inquisitors, not soldiers.
@ACE1918
@ACE1918 Жыл бұрын
How about the Space Marines from Warhammer 40K and their Bolt Guns?
@tba113
@tba113 Жыл бұрын
@@ACE1918 Those would certainly qualify - though given that it's 40K, you could check pretty much every box on the list with just that one setting for examples and call it a day.
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
They’re just Red Crossin’ the freaking line now.
@theangryotaku3361
@theangryotaku3361 Жыл бұрын
all hail the Geneva Checklist, the inspiration for so many memes
@Pudgemountain
@Pudgemountain Жыл бұрын
Geneva Convention: Attacking people parachuting from a disabled aircraft is a war crime. Ravenfield: Shoot down transport chopper with Railgun and kill the parchuting crew and soldiers before they kill you. All's fair in love and war really.
@ItsTheKerminator
@ItsTheKerminator Жыл бұрын
The only rule of war I follow is Patton's. "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
@Blundabus1337
@Blundabus1337 Жыл бұрын
Red Cross: gamers shouldn't commit warcrimes Also Red Cross in 1940: Germany is doing nothing wrong.
@georgelincolnrockwell6248
@georgelincolnrockwell6248 Жыл бұрын
But Germany DIDN'T do anything wrong!
@Blundabus1337
@Blundabus1337 Жыл бұрын
@@georgelincolnrockwell6248 Yeah they did. They failed to stop communism. Checkmate.
@ace74909
@ace74909 Жыл бұрын
​@@georgelincolnrockwell6248angry Jews would like to know your location
@Blitzkrieg_Wolf
@Blitzkrieg_Wolf Жыл бұрын
"War Crime: Be a Mercenary" My online presence: "Ha ha ha... I'm in danger!"
@InquisitorJack
@InquisitorJack Жыл бұрын
Commit war crimes even harder.
@mikemandalorian9226
@mikemandalorian9226 Жыл бұрын
It's a very cool initiative to familiarize as many people as possible and from as young an age as possible with the laws of war. Of course, they could do it in some better and more thoughtful way, but I like this anyway. In order for it to really make sense, game developers should also take part in it and, for example, modify the game for the time of such "event".
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, in concept the idea of a no war crimes game challenge is a fun way to get people to think about war crimes and draw attention to the issues going on around the world, unfortunately, and hilariously predictably, The Red Cross did exactly what I expected of them and the reason why I only give to religious charities, and even then I don’t give unless I’m sure they’re really serious about actually doing something, as usual they’re doing the minimal amount to get coverage and the benefits of people seeing that you care without actually doing anything, if this was an event across multiple games it might actually begin a true conversation about the War crimes being committed right now, and possibly even an advancement that might actually lead to something helpful in preventing war crimes in the future, but that would take work so instead we get this great joke video.😂😭🤣
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
“The laws of war.” Lol. Lmao, even.
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion Laws of War are kind of like laws in Medieval Europe, The feudal nature of the government made making someone an outlaw easier, The fact that each country is independent and the UN is a complete and total joke, means that that’s the closest analog, unfortunately, most of the so-called civilized countries haven’t figured out what that means namely, you don’t do business with the outlaw country at the very least, or once the outlaw country commits the war crime maybe it should be legal to commit war crimes on them, that’s what being an outlaw meant back in the day, ironically enough, we might just be too civilized to properly enforce war crimes treaties.
@gundamdetractor337
@gundamdetractor337 Жыл бұрын
laws of war: theres no rules on the battlefield. common sense and honor are optional, and which limits you want to cross and how much of your humanity you want to lose, ofc. but those are optional like i said, and if we can't do it in games, where should we? irl? thats crazy.
@drewjohnson-85
@drewjohnson-85 Жыл бұрын
@@gundamdetractor337 It’s Interesting that you would say war crimes are crazy when one of the main reasons for the Gundam franchise’s existence is the anti-war message, I fundamentally agree with you that most war crime laws are silly and not useful, but the basic idea behind the laws of war is a good one, we humans are too good at war and are technology has made it too easy to kill our fellow man, and the old pre WW1 rules of war proved to be too easy to throw away, we need something stronger to avoid what the World Wars threatened to become, but the problem is of course talking the talk is easy, walking the walk is hard, so people like the Red Cross make Absurd rules like you can’t use any bullet but a regular full metal jacket bullet on the battlefield, while never bothering to in-force it, or my personal favorite, getting mad at the US Military for not following Laws of War the US didn’t even sign the treaty agreeing to follow Despite the fact that the enemies the US is facing are categorized as unlawful enemy combatants by every law of war that exists, which means by the laws of war the US Government would be within it’s rights too drag every single Terrorist it captured on a battlefield without a uniform or anything else Differentiating them from a regular civilian into the Washington Mall and burning them alive on international Television, Crazy yes, technically legal, also yes, do you get what I’m saying, The desire for laws of war is not necessarily bad it’s the uneven enforcement and the multiple enactment of stupid laws of war that is the problem.
@TheGhastlyGuardian
@TheGhastlyGuardian Жыл бұрын
Red Cross: Pwease stawp! This guy: SCOREBOARD!
@ranni9536
@ranni9536 Жыл бұрын
Stellaris players casually wiping out an entire primitive species:
@koolguy751
@koolguy751 Жыл бұрын
Entire galaxy, including themselves *
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
space genocide is very based👍
@Cousin-Eddy
@Cousin-Eddy Жыл бұрын
I do not consent to the Articles and will freely utilize every weapon, tactic, and strategy available to ensure that all persons who openly show or support hostility unto me will be dealt with in any manner I deem fit to secure my life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
@parkerrichmond1754
@parkerrichmond1754 Жыл бұрын
Get Stellaris and use Ancient cache of technologies, multiple new avenues for war crimes open up by the delta tech. Edit: 0:23 , this is a war crime?
@redtsun67
@redtsun67 Жыл бұрын
I never understood why we have all these conventions and laws in place for war. If people don't want to die, don't wage war. If you want to wage war, then make it so terrible that no one will want to fight.
@radiokaizo
@radiokaizo Жыл бұрын
Gamer: Always remember the only "war crime" is to loose!
@-LastStand-
@-LastStand- Жыл бұрын
War Crime: Being A Mercenary Galm 1: *'Proceeds to Solo the Belkan war'*
@doom7ish
@doom7ish Жыл бұрын
Warcrimes what Warcrimes? I see nothing.
@aristocraticcthulhu3831
@aristocraticcthulhu3831 Жыл бұрын
I see no war crimes here, only valid military targets.
@midnightvibes5485
@midnightvibes5485 Жыл бұрын
- Average US orc
@laughingsnake1989
@laughingsnake1989 Жыл бұрын
@@midnightvibes5485 WAAAGH!
@Thelodis
@Thelodis Жыл бұрын
Too bad the only way to get points in FPS games is to kill the enemy. If you don't kill a wounded enemy, they will self heal in a few seconds and be back in the game. Same thing with soldiers in distress, like escaping a downed jet with a parachute. The game rewards you for shooting them while they're in the air.
@AnAnonymousAuditor
@AnAnonymousAuditor Жыл бұрын
The Red Cross: "pLeAsE sToP cOmMiTtInG wAr CrImEs In ViDeO gAmEs" Every sensible gamer: "What war crimes?"
@heinzguderian628
@heinzguderian628 Жыл бұрын
Welp, guess I gotta serve my ten thousand years long ban for war crimes
@cideltacommand7169
@cideltacommand7169 Жыл бұрын
10000 years? That's rookie numbers
@heinzguderian628
@heinzguderian628 Жыл бұрын
@@cideltacommand7169 It's because they couldn't prove my participation on the Galactic War, where I *allegedly* ordered the killings of 7 trillion sentient beings and cracking of 7 habitable planets full of people
@georgelincolnrockwell6248
@georgelincolnrockwell6248 Жыл бұрын
well After 50 years I started to feel like I was losing my sanity so I started to break my fingers and I would just break my fingers and set them again. I started breaking all my bones. I broke every bone in my hands. I broke my arms, seperately, and then I started to break my own ribs. I broke my femurs, it took a while. And then I healed and broke them again. After 5000 years my bones were all scar tissue. They had all grown so solidly back together that I was unable to move. And after another 5000 years of furious infintesimal movement, I built up enough muscle mass to spontaneously break any bone in my body, and then I could move again. My body had done so much healing that I healed almost instantly. That is all I do now. Every time I move my body, my bones shatter and heal back into my next shape. If I take a single step every bone in my legs splinters and then reforms. I don't know what pain is because I have been alive for 10 million years.
@gamerdood15
@gamerdood15 Жыл бұрын
Some random I was playing with on CSGO was talking about this, so I decided to look it up. After laughing for about 5 minutes, I decided to replay some old degenerate classics to complete the war crime checklist. Examples include: Command and Conquer, Arma 3 RP servers, Jack-o-nine-tails, Hatred, Elona+, all sorts of games. Wish me luck!
@alexsolomons2996
@alexsolomons2996 Жыл бұрын
Using white phosphorus
@JohnnyRico118
@JohnnyRico118 Жыл бұрын
Is there a game where we can drop cluster poison gas bombs from a balloon onto agriculture and medical personnel?
@stylisticsguy3746
@stylisticsguy3746 Жыл бұрын
Battlefield 1 maybe…I haven’t played it in a while but I remember you can go in those balloons and shoot from them.
@unpapelcascaron7463
@unpapelcascaron7463 Жыл бұрын
yes
@lucasolson66
@lucasolson66 7 күн бұрын
bloons td 6
@Pecktackular-9000
@Pecktackular-9000 Жыл бұрын
You forgot poisoning water supplies and not marking minefields! Other than that, this video is hilarious.
@FenNekk
@FenNekk Жыл бұрын
Literally one of the main purposes of video games is doing stuff you can't do in real life
@PitunghereTNOschizo100
@PitunghereTNOschizo100 Жыл бұрын
Player on a paradox: *Wheeze in the massacre, rap*ng, plundering village, and every atrocity they do in HOI4 or even other paradox games.
@ADMICKEY
@ADMICKEY Жыл бұрын
Also Aco2
@RamboArminius1
@RamboArminius1 Жыл бұрын
Me, a Warhammer 40K fan: **sweats nervously**
@Maréchal_John_Gaming
@Maréchal_John_Gaming Жыл бұрын
We do whatever we want on games
@the98themperoroftheholybri33
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 Жыл бұрын
Just claim you're using the St George cross
@Michael_Oliver_
@Michael_Oliver_ Жыл бұрын
I love how they think people in actual war follow these ridiculous rules. You do what needs to be done to win. After all the winners aren't going to persecute themselves.
@--COSMIC-
@--COSMIC- Жыл бұрын
It’s always when you tell someone not to do something, that makes them really want to do it.
@naj289
@naj289 Жыл бұрын
Henri Dunant spinning in his grave so much that you could power up a nuclear plant unto his remain if he saw what his red cross would become 150 plus years later
@macleunin
@macleunin Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in BF1, Im being machine gunned while on my parachute after bailing out of my plane.
@howaboutno7959
@howaboutno7959 Жыл бұрын
How about working a captured species to death in Stellaris? Oh nvm that game is a humanitarian nightmare.
@flamaxrudolf7606
@flamaxrudolf7606 Жыл бұрын
It’s not a war crime if nobody reports it. *Presses the big red funny button to release the genie, wishing for a nuclear winter.*
@Gearing-s8q
@Gearing-s8q Жыл бұрын
I am very guilty of the last one. I play that exact game shown in the video and have sunk 300,000+ tons of shipping 😭😭😭
@devjock
@devjock Жыл бұрын
Me when casually destroying grineer supply drops on the Plains of Eidolon in Warframe. I will regularly do those missions back to back for an hour.
@raeishimura
@raeishimura Жыл бұрын
Me gleefully slicing Grineer Drudge in half in all of the Shipyard and Asteroid tilesets. Oh, Grineer civilians you say? Well, let me introduce them to my fine arsenal of stabbing implements. Id feel sorry for the Grineer janitors who have to clean it, but i stabbed them too
@devjock
@devjock Жыл бұрын
@@raeishimura Galatine Prime does make for easy Grineer cleanup ;) Even better when you got a Volt in your group giving everyone the speedbuff.
@Astreious
@Astreious Жыл бұрын
This Mf probably doesn’t use the bo
@devjock
@devjock Жыл бұрын
@@Astreious Nope. Gotta have that "giant pp" skin on Galatine Prime. It's the only way to make my skin tone Valkyr give out that extra dominatrix vibe ;)
@Astreious
@Astreious Жыл бұрын
@@devjock I like to use mag (despite her being a beginner choice) with a bolter and a bo, because while that may be a very cheap choice it does the job just fine
@Fluff_gobocat
@Fluff_gobocat Жыл бұрын
Actually im thankful the red cross said this, they gave me a list of what to do in video games
@ghostc4ke365
@ghostc4ke365 Жыл бұрын
Damn fun police
@77Phoenix
@77Phoenix Жыл бұрын
1:14 "John, this is not Grand Theft Au-"
@danielm7794
@danielm7794 Жыл бұрын
War crimes I've commited 1. Using Napalm on villages (Call of Duty, Battlefield, War Thunder, Enlisted) 2. Targeting agriculture (Battlefield, War Thunder) 3. Dropping bombs from a balloon (Battlefield 1) 4. Cluster munitions (Battlefield) 5. Chemical weapons (Battlefield, Call of Duty, Enlisted) 6. Targeting medical personnel (Battlefield, Enlisted) 7. Descrating a corpse (Battlefield Call of Duty, Enlisted) 8. Stealing civilian vehicles (Battlefield, Enlisted) 9. Garrisoning culturally significant landmarks (Battlefield) 10.Irradiating the soil (Call of Duty, War Thunder, Tactical Nuke Incoming!)
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 Жыл бұрын
Red cross would be a bad game devs, they ban fun stuff.
@Faruq-xn4gj
@Faruq-xn4gj Жыл бұрын
If gamers is military power, they going to always win. Because they not follow geneva convention rules and always use every power they have and exploiting every enemies weakness.
@JNJNRobin1337
@JNJNRobin1337 Жыл бұрын
it might make people challenge themselves to do as many war crimes as they possibly can even in games that dont have the normal things for war crimes might make people study war crimes to do the most exotic ones
@osmacar5331
@osmacar5331 Жыл бұрын
The ONLY none joke of the red cross is putting "British" in front of it XD
@nonnegative7063
@nonnegative7063 Жыл бұрын
You forgot one more: Using White Phosphorus :)
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
thanks for letting me know im gonna try it out on french people
@Alexander-nd5de
@Alexander-nd5de Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize PETA had a 2nd revision made. Someone should tell them its not "selling".
@nicholasfly5914
@nicholasfly5914 Жыл бұрын
Red cross: No! Don't commit warcrimes! Gamers: Ok. Statistics: The amount of warcrimes per hour increased.
@wolfpackleaderalpha
@wolfpackleaderalpha Жыл бұрын
Guess I'll go play "No Russian" on Modern Warfare 2 again...
@criticalalfredo707
@criticalalfredo707 Жыл бұрын
Stronghold Crusader: slaughtering civilians and burning down their buildings also kill enemy lord with armies of torch-bearing slaves. in the end "You Are The Greatest Lord" Age of Mythology: with power of the gods let their judgements be done Modern Warfare 2: remember, no russians GTA: car theft with genocidal intent
@14Misantrop88
@14Misantrop88 Жыл бұрын
With this video, I learned about more than ten war crimes that I didn't know about before. I hope this will be useful for me in the future.
@glassofmilk3474
@glassofmilk3474 Жыл бұрын
Red Cross: Nooo you cant commit war crime in game Arma 3 players:
@explodingpotatosforeveryone
@explodingpotatosforeveryone Жыл бұрын
Me with my Panther A in War Thunder when I see some low tier idiots driving civilian trucks strapped with machineguns (they cant do shit): **BRRRRRRRRT**
@Rachiuwu
@Rachiuwu Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Arma
@aaronlaughter6471
@aaronlaughter6471 Жыл бұрын
Ok the mercenary one makes jack shit sense. If someone is willing to go to war if there paid, how is that a crime. Mercenaries have been a part of humanity sense the beginning, and I for one can not stand for mercenary slander any longer.
@THEFurfoot
@THEFurfoot Жыл бұрын
How bad is it if I place sticky traps under health kits and wait?
@cideltacommand7169
@cideltacommand7169 Жыл бұрын
Realistically nobody is gonna pick up a random medkit as all soldiers have an ifak at least But using ieds to make door traps, some laser triggered claymores and plastic landmines is a pretty fun war crime
@pelinalwhitestrake3367
@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Жыл бұрын
Using the enemy uniform, insignia etc to gain advantage. Basically being TF2 Spy.
@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270
@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 Жыл бұрын
Bro treated the Geneva convention like a bucket list.
@miniaturejayhawk8702
@miniaturejayhawk8702 Жыл бұрын
I checked recently and even just attacking another nation is considered a warcrime. I really dont understand the logic behind it because when you already commited one then there is no reason to not commit the rest too. Its basically a shot in the foot.
@kingcharlesishere
@kingcharlesishere Жыл бұрын
At least you're doing war crimes in games and not real life where were real sigma chad will beat you up war crime irl is no no to man or your self
@shenko9946
@shenko9946 Жыл бұрын
The red cross has inspired me...to commit as many war crimes in video games as I can. :)
@arsenalxa4421
@arsenalxa4421 Жыл бұрын
I see someone is a Brigador player, too.
@Leggo_Waffle
@Leggo_Waffle Жыл бұрын
As long as there are villages in Minecraft, my right to exercise unspeakable war crimes shall not go unused.
@danutmh
@danutmh Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah , it's War crime Wednesday !
@roflBeck
@roflBeck Жыл бұрын
There's also wearing the enemy's uniform to confuse them. Not sure if any war games let you do that.
@ACE1918
@ACE1918 Жыл бұрын
Hidden & Dangerous 2 let's you do that. Also some of the old Medal of Honor games.
@colagamers2649
@colagamers2649 Жыл бұрын
Tf2, if wearing a paper mask counts
@MariaIsabellaZNN
@MariaIsabellaZNN Жыл бұрын
Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, man that was fun
@phyrexian_dude4645
@phyrexian_dude4645 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Stellaris: "I dont see any clause related to turning the Xenos into Xeno Burgers"
@Gokkee
@Gokkee Жыл бұрын
Imagine a world without these games that all the worlds general's play.... oh wait.. most are like 60-80 year old and dont play games, but still commit warcimes😂😂 When the red cross stop being a money lover org i will stop doing warcrimes in video games 😂😂
@airplanenut89
@airplanenut89 Жыл бұрын
The cluster munitions part is a bit more nuanced than a flat out no. It also depends on the amount of control one has over them, and their failure rate. For example, US cluster mines such as RAAM, and ADAM do have a means of monitoring from soldiers, and after a certain point become inert or self destruct. US cluster munitions are also very reliable and have a very low failure rate, meaning that very few of them are likely to end up as UXO (un-exploded ordinance). The remote link also changes the classification of certain mines into "weapons systems" because not only is the location known, but now a measure of control exists over when the munition is detonated, EX: the M18 Claymore.
@ThunderStruck115
@ThunderStruck115 Жыл бұрын
And just for statement, I'm doing another playthrough of Spec Ops The Line
@madsword19
@madsword19 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile over at TF2: 'laughs in pyro'.
@wolfmoonens3378
@wolfmoonens3378 Жыл бұрын
The only way to stop gamers to do war crimes is to call them war cringes (only works on those who have not realized we are all slightly cringe)
@BasedBelkan8492
@BasedBelkan8492 Жыл бұрын
the funny thing is, depicting the red cross is one of, if not, the only thing they really enforced to NOT depict
@BritishMoron
@BritishMoron Жыл бұрын
the war crimes i have commited in games: -targetting civillian buildings -using the red cross' image -chemical warfare (ubercharge) -desecrating a corpse -being a mercenary (tf2)
@lordfredrickfredricksonfaz6576
@lordfredrickfredricksonfaz6576 Жыл бұрын
I grew up on c&c generals An if you ask me how many civilians died because of My tomfoolery Ima hit you with the "I don't know, I never counted, I am not really a math guy."
@arsmariastarlight3567
@arsmariastarlight3567 Жыл бұрын
You're only a true CnC generals player once you unleashed an overkill of 5+ superweapons in one spot as a finisher for a skirmish game And don't even ask me how many body count I've gotten in that game with landmines, microwave, napalm, anthrax and good 'ol nukes
@intelchip_x86
@intelchip_x86 Жыл бұрын
you forgot targeting medics
@akkoyukagari
@akkoyukagari Жыл бұрын
What about killing medics?
@BritishMoron
@BritishMoron Жыл бұрын
@@akkoyukagarimedic isnt a licensed doctor, so he does not count as a battle medic
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