The Ricky Gervais Show- Babies in 78 Year Olds

[@GrizzLee30]

Karl is the definition of using the wrong equation to getting the right answer

[@Chrisbajs]

LOL, well said!

[@buzzytrombone4353]

That or he has a balance of having no imagination and too much of an imagination

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Nah. Wrong answer too.

[@kekero540]

Karl just wants to live as a medieval peasant.

[@allytay7061]

Skyrim peasant

[@brendanrodgers9753]

@@allytay7061 just seen a skyrim edit with Karl Pilkington in loool

[@Paul91-]

"Look if you don't want to do it then we won't do it".

[@SamuelBlack84]

If you're up for it we'll sort it out😄

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

...Is this where Kojima got his idea for Death Stranding?

[@FocusReborn44]

I absolutely love KZbin comments. I thought I was literally the only person in the world thinking that and then you write this comment. Awesome.

[@Cadmium1396]

Karl has predicted everything

[@moistenvelopes]

Yes

[@dolphin8815]

Yes

[@Bopperann]

Karl can make perfect sense and beautiful nonsense. Karl is amazing.

[@hankkingsley9183]

If dumb as a bag of hammers is amazing

[@Bopperann]

@@hankkingsley9183 In this case, yes. He is a simple minded man, but a good honest man.

[@Bopperann]

@@hankkingsley9183 Working in retail, I deal with idiots all the time. At least Carl is charming and less full of himself than the typical ass.

[@mjonhouston]

@@Bopperann -...like "Hank".

[@ghillepig2]

@@hankkingsley9183 he can think well, just when he tries to express it it comes out as gobbledegook

[@Toche44]

The absolutely most amazing thing is that Karl has no clue how incredibly hilarious he is.

[@LazurBeemz]

This has to be the maddest thing Karl has ever said.

[@asytippyy352]

Karl's kinda just describing the phoenix without realising it.

[@gp2860]

There’s a jellyfish that does exactly what he describes as well. Karl isn’t perfect but he’s brilliant.

[@trevorreid9142]

I think he’s just proposing keeping the population level by having young couples have children for every death, but he describes it like the rebirth of the Phoenix

[@menosproblemos6993]

@@gp2860 ah you where just one year tardy of mentioning the immortal jellyfish what I thought of three years later

[@sarahs.7419]

Karl definitely knows exactly what he’s doing. The things he says and does over time are too calculated, too well written as jokes with punchlines. He’s just fucking with us. I love it

[@seanlaffey3633]

I love his delivery.

[@josephstewart2821]

He had several years of hearing Ricky laugh at the ridiculous things he said so he became very aware of what to say at the right time to get the reactions.

[@dnskskxndbdjsjdj]

Wrong. He's genuinely low iq

[@Aigsup]

Listening to Karl makes me feel like I'm having a stroke

[@greysonmelendez2067]

Why

[@Altraiid]

@@greysonmelendez2067 it's an overload of the unthinkable

[@poppywalerych6385]

I have been trying to find this clip for ages thank you!

[@walterzamalis4846]

A biopic of Karl Pilkington's life with a serial killer twist is being made. It's going to be called *A Cockwork Orange*

[@yepok2957]

Cockwork orange head

[@copperhead577]

@@yepok2957 ooh that's good, I like that actually someone make that, please.

[@mac10watp31]

@@copperhead577 copyright would not let it happen a orange of clockwork maybe lol

[@macks702]

@@mac10watp31 parody law

[@mac10watp31]

@@macks702 hey you were the sad face come back to my place and Live It Up

[@adelina8962]

karl really is amazing and sometimes makes sense in a bizarre way but it does,like with the babies imagine you could live your whole life just for yourself without worrying of reproducing and taking care of another human being because youll know that the kid will be born anyway after you die

[@theoverthinkingalien224]

Suits some. For me, the closest thing to spirituality and a higher purpose for living that I have is living for my child. Having her enriches my life.

[@Ludifant]

@@theoverthinkingalien224 Poor kid. She might want to move out some day, but not wantbti rob you of your spirituality.. Rip my parents soul out... have a life.. not an easy choice. Spirituality is about letting go, right?

[@theoverthinkingalien224]

@@Ludifant You probably misunderstand me. My daughter enriches my life and gives me a higher purpose than any religion could, but at the end of the day I recognise that she's her own person and not just an extension of me. One day she will be an adult who can look after herself and won't need me. If I do my job correctly that's exactly how it's supposed to be, and I'm okay with that. I'll raise her to not need me, but hopefully if I've done well enough she'll want me around.

[@MIngalls]

I love that after this they created a TV show where Karl has to travel all over the world. To remote villages and shit lol.

[@1975supermike]

Wish they would bring this back

[@joewright9879]

Love the cartoon detective with the toothpick in the corner of his mouth reading the psycho’s diary.

[@hamper22]

Yes he was rambling about the baby thing, but there is research into the extra senses. Sometimes they dismiss to quickly lol

[@clintshidwood4511]

there are loads of senses, sense of balance, temperature, pain, time. it like the boy who cried wolf, after all the wild shit he has said it is assumed that everything he says is wrong

[@oomfoof7294]

They dismissed him about the senses because he then started talking about man living with dinosaurs.

[@Ludifant]

@@oomfoof7294 well that one is kind of true too. Look up the Tuatara.

[@oomfoof7294]

@@Ludifant That isn't true. They are lizards, that are still alive today. Not what Karl was talking about at all.

[@Maglorfin]

Man alive, Karl!

[@jakehixon4073]

Weird how people are angry at Ricky and Steve. It’s their reaction to him that makes it even more funny. It wouldn’t be half as funny without that.

[@ArtingFromScratch]

They did this in WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS with Colin robinson

[@Lindenrd25]

I love karl's arms. 😄😄

[@yesimfunatparties9337]

8:29 Tyler1 is that you?

[@f.f5771]

Naw it’s Meelo from legend of korra

[@Ava.610]

Karl is such a good sport. Hopefully the lads can try to be more open-minded. The possibilities are endless.

[@matthewfinis6723]

IN SOME CASES 😂😂😂💀

[@joewright9879]

6:00 One of my top five favorite killer Karlisms. “Look, if you don’t wanna do it then we won’t do it.”

[@zipgow]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Newton did say that.

[@bigpenny3509]

It’s astounding that Karl keeps hanging around with them when they’re constantly insulting his intelligence

[@GhoulGrundle]

It's how he makes a living and he knows his role.

[@HighLordBlazeReborn]

You wouldn't happen to be an American, would you?

[@GhoulGrundle]

@@HighLordBlazeReborn He might be but I am as well. There are fools in every group

[@Dilkingt0nne]

@@GhoulGrundle I don’t think that’s what he’s getting at. I think he’s asking if he’s American because in Britain it’s acceptable and even expected for genuine good friends to absolutely brutally make fun of and take the piss out of each other all the time. So Karl’s intelligence being insulted wouldn’t be like a proper insult.

[@purpleviscosity2891]

They have the classic English friendship, if you don't take the piss out of each other you're not real friends. And it's brilliant!😉

[@JacOfArts]

Isn’t there a species of jellyfish that does what Karl’s thinking of?

[@elmonko5068]

I think they're called polyps or something

[@JacOfArts]

@@elmonko5068 The jellyfish that cocoons itself as it gets older and comes out young again?

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

@@JacOfArts Immortal Jellyfish is the name

[@Dilkingt0nne]

@@JacOfArts yeah now you’ve said that I’m sure that’s right

[@irlandy6200]

I’d pay good money to watch a show called ” living with Karl”. A documentary that follows Suzanne for a week. From waking up with Karl to getting home from a tough day at work through to bed time. She would make millions 😂

[@oomfoof7294]

Essentially keeping up with the Pilkingtons

[@novideoscorp]

The baby thing makes sense that's what some jellyfish can do, when they reach old age they restart...

[@Ludifant]

@9:00 he's not wrong on any of these counts, just a little vague..: there's more than 5 senses, there is some debate about the exact number. I count 25, personally. It's things like balance or your sense of time or proprioception.. being watched by a girl in a pub could be pheromones, and that's a quite recent find.. we thought Jacobson's organ was a dud, but turns out it still functions.. They have done loads of tests and it turns oit we can make out where a potential sexpartner or rival has been. The information doesn't reach consciousness, but still influences decision making. The thing about five senses was made up by shakespear, who could only count on his non-writing hand, and everybody just thought: it rhymes, must be trrue... Also dinosaurs and men did (and still do) coexist. There is the tuatara still knocking about and a few other examples. And crocodiles were around when there were dinosaurs, they hardly changed. Also dragonflies predate dinosaurs by hundreds of millions of years and they are still zipping about. And he's right about the crossover period too. What dinosaurs died out completely and then turned into birds? How does that work then? What about archeopterix? And actually it was the big dinosaurs dying out almost instantly. Smaller ones like Compsognatus, (the size of a small dog!) hung around longer. Stop harrassing this brilliant man, who can count up to and even beyond 10. Leave pedanticity to the experts, who write youtube comments, you rank amateurs..

[@LOOKY_LEW]

This is EXACTLY the comment I was looking for. I count 11 senses but that's just off the top.

[@joewright9879]

What happened there about twenty seconds in.

[@crimzash5966]

Actually the 'sixth sense' Karl is talking about it quite scientific. That 'gut feeling' people get is based upon neurological background noise in which the brain is subconsciously taking in stimuli allowing people to predict actions. E.g, you change lanes because you have a gut feeling and turns out if you didn't change lanes there would be an accident.

[@alexbeck8568]

I like how Karl is 100% right about being able to sense someone staring at you and neither Gervais nor Merchant believed him.

[@alexbeck8568]

@@MrZacZanax it’s a thing that all mammals can do, humans just have a more sensitive detection range. If you don’t believe it then I don’t know what to tell you, bud.

[@mellowfellow14]

There is no evidence of this that I am aware of, we do indeed have more than 5 senses but this rubbish about people staring at you isn’t one.

[@Dilkingt0nne]

He’s not correct, I get what you mean anecdotally you can sort of tell when someone’s looking at you but it’s not a proper sense ie there’s no actual biological reason for it

[@llurandome]

Im like, in love with Karl Pilkington

[@erykmarkiewicz9316]

yo karl was lowkey talking facts about the planes

[@aniket8350]

Doesn't tuna or some fish do the same thing what Carl was talking about the babies

[@mclvren.]

the immortal jellyfish 😌

[@thomaslambert9668]

I think what Karl is on about is the same way that phoenixes work

[@CrazyFreak714]

Comparing appels against humans 😄😄😄

[@willsr2112]

I think that Karl wants to be a Buddhist he's already got the right haircut for it.

[@poshpanda469]

Don't forget to adjust the volyme when you upload... 😳🙉

[@ValValiantThor216]

Yes ...my volume is on high and it's sounds like it half way up

[@0G0G3x0G]

Karl plays them like a fiddle.

[@baxterbyron8037]

413 like dose every one not watch this I’ve watched it for most my life

[@ZomgAnimation]

I mean to be fair his idea is not very different from the immortal jellyfish's life cycle

[@jordanloux3883]

Yeah, but we're not jellyfish

[@ZomgAnimation]

@@jordanloux3883 Yes and before flying became possible they said we aren't birds so we will never fly.

[@jordanloux3883]

@@ZomgAnimation We didn't grow wings to fly.

[@ZomgAnimation]

@@jordanloux3883 Clearly but we made it possible with a device. Might be possible to do the same with what is mentioned earlier

[@schmay3312]

I actually agree with him about the airplane thing, super polluting to the environment and it does make the world much much smaller.

[@josephstewart2821]

And the world being smaller doesn't mean it is better, now we all have to fail together like this Corona virus - back in the old days it would have stayed in China and disappeared with much less damage.

[@Revacholiere]

What's wrong with making the world smaller?

[@-afk.]

Why is it that this show would seem better without the guy named in the title 😂

[@joretz181]

That "injection thing" sounds interresting nowadays didn't it ?

[@circle2867]

wouldnt it be better if we stayed we where should be? in a way he is right. well for the environment anyway

[@hpebackwards]

@Charles Gnarley No it isn't. Animals don't have nations but they have their natural territories and they don't whiz about on aeroplanes polluting the atmosphere so they can go on business trips every month.

[@hpebackwards]

@Charles Gnarley Where??? How did you deduce that?

[@varogoth]

@Charles Gnarley based?

[@varogoth]

@Charles Gnarley clearly the opposite is true, but hey, keep denying reality all you want.

[@vtrico10]

Karl is in some fragmented way formulating arguments made in 'industrial society and its future'. Far more intelligent that the narrowminded Gervais and certainly snobby merchant

[@hpebackwards]

Hilariously accurate. Karl is basically who Ted Kaczynski would be had he been born in Manchester in the 70s. They're both idols of mine and I'd love to listen to a conversation between them.

[@purpleviscosity2891]

Alright

[@GorillazGames]

Karl is my guy

[@spinny003]

Karl is a genius, but not for being smart.

[@robribant6716]

Should I be worried if Karl’s thinking makes sense to me?!.....-sigh-.

[@thegungerbrospodcast7671]

Yes

[@KleioChronicles]

It’s a nice thought to be able to reproduce asexually after you die. You don’t have to care or deal with pregnancy or sex and the wain is raised by whoever wants it rather than having a clear lineage. If the person was in a bad situation then the line would die out as the death baby would die too of starvation or violence or whatever. It’d probably be better with eggs babies to feed them for a while because we’re on land with little mobility and it’s a bit nicer than having them bursting out like a xenomorph. Nobody would know their birth parents as there is no more than one generation of a biological family living at a time. It’s a cool idea but it’s something for fantasy or science fiction books rather than reality. However, I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of some small animals capable of doing something similar. Plenty die when they mate or give birth. And I know that many animals can release premature eggs or babies in a death situation with the hopes of them surviving but that still required sexual reproduction. I’m not sure about the asexually reproduced death baby though. The question then becomes: where did the different lineages start if there’s no mixing of genes? How does one increase a population to offset deaths of new babies from outside forces if you only produce a kid to replace you when you die? Clearly, the kid can’t create another kid in a perpetual loop.

[@tarocook412]

This video makes it abundantly clear that despite them trashing Carl for his admittedly foolish idea, Ricky and Steve also have absolutely no idea how life continued up to the point of humanity. Just saying, I understand that the format of these videos is trashing Carl's uneducated ideas, but in this case along with many others, its pretty unfounded. What little they mention is correct, but overall they know absolutely nothing about how evolution continued after the extinction of the dinosaurs. Seems like a pretty dog move considering all three of their overall knowledge

[@terribleduelist4433]

Okay so I think I get what Karl was trying to express Changing it so instead of giving birth when you die you are reborn like a Phoenix

[@gobigod]

If you gave Karl a bit more freetime and a whole lot more cocaine, he would be a natural Sigmund Freud.

[@mattv4748]

Is it just me or is Steve the last person anyone wants to be ever? At least Karl's brain seems like a circus Steve is just so bland, like chewing on a piece of untreated lumber....

[@jasonwadey9809]

Jesus, Karl is so thick sometimes

[@SamuelBlack84]

Sometimes?

[@buzzytrombone4353]

I always skip over this part of the episode because the amount of shit he talks here gives me a headache when he gets to the bit of babies births not being controlled enough. He or Susane probably look back on this part and goes “Jesus Christ” to themselves.

[@1292liam]

4.00 - this small mindedness, is a reason brexit 'won'

[@Jake-yy9fg]

yeah because once we leave the eu we won't be allowed to leave the country will we

[@ayrts01]

@@Valdraya no small minded because one side did their own research and one side believed everything the right wing politicians told them didnt do their own research and just repeat the lies that they say even when proven false(the lisbon treaty nonsense is a perfect example)

[@ayrts01]

@@Valdraya Boris Rees mogg farage gove etc etc are commies? do u even know what a commie is lmao well I mean the fact u confused democratic socialism with communism means that you are indeed the type of small minded idiot that got fooled by Boris and co... Now tell me do u still believe the lie about the Lisbon treaty and do u still believe we can get the easiest and best deal in history and pay no divorce bill?

[@trentdarmody6393]

Shut the fvck up you lost. Grow up and accept it.

[@rezurexiiii]

Get a grip mate, 1st referendum we voted to leave, then we had a 2nd one and we voted to leave again, now shut up and stop crying about it