Karl Pilkingtons Diary

[@Ofdensen]

Me, a Chinese fellow and an old bloke who looked like Mr Burns from the Simpsons. Don't know what was wrong with him but breaking wind was the symptoms. No one visited him or called him, he seemed quite lost to me. As well as wind problems, he had a colostomy. When I left, I said see you to the old man. Turned out the other fellow wasn't Chinese. He was from Japan.

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

The Babadook i like to thing the symmetry between the man who's symptoms were gas but didnt know what he had, was like saying a man looks Chinese. But what Karl didn't know was what was truly wrong with him, whereas he found out the Chinese man was from Japan. Almost like saying, he looked like he was fine 'just farting' but could there have been something else Karl didn't know about: he had no visitors so possibly no family, he looked lost so maybe he was towards the end of his life not knowing what to do. Karl maybe left the poem unfinished as a symbolic representation of how the old man's story felt unfinished: maybe he had cancer all along or irritable bowel syndrome. Maybe he had dementia: he thought he was Chinese but he was actually from Japan. Lots of ways to interpret Karl's poem

[@TheDapperSwindler]

I always thought the final "I never found out what was up with him" was the last line of the poem.

[@AlexRasengan1337]

@@TheDapperSwindler It was

[@tomyu18]

I would love to see Ricky, Steve and Karl on QI together.

[@forgive7449]

does hannah get paid for putting this on KZbin? how does it work ?

[@mr.socklessjohnson2984]

Allen Lymilt only if it get ads on it

[@tobbyechonga2461]

I wish Karl had a movie about his life

[@anubusx]

Like Being John Malkovich.

[@zeltzamer4010]

You’ve never seen A Beautiful Mind?

[@wendylederer9184]

I'm going to try that counting backwards thing instead of yelling!

[@azmanabdula]

Its obvious karl worked too hard on inner thoughts, and not expressions No wonder why he wanted a diary on the Island

[@senjacorn8153]

azmanabdula he wanted a fucken dictionary so when they picked him up on the ship they'd think he was educated

[@ajshaw1179]

I love how Ricky is laughing at Karl for not knowing what the Roswell incident was, and then when Steve thinks Ricky is going to reveal what it was actually called and he didn’t even know himself.

[@cuckmasterflex9106]

I need you to know that your comment tells me you're severely mentally disabled. SEEK HELP.

[@josephtfc]

He was from japan all along

[@waynewheeler9136]

Temptation

[@ellenordavies8085]

Why does the slug have a shell

[@nathanielvarney1811]

Ellenor Davies it's a slug snail

[@menaceman9011]

Homeowner

[@jackfitzsimons5609]

Its his den

[@haydngilchrist8619]

"me kidneys are aching" *rubs belly* lol

[@ketgremlin8776]

Wish he could publish that diary

[@simonkawasaki4229]

BOSWELL!!

[@bigwig3595]

Karl is a vibe

[@bigjdc]

Where's the mirror behind the tv in his lounge at 3:40? lol

[@kayleighbrown459]

Animators, why don't you know what a slug is?

[@elfinstuff8934]

@timwins31 It was a joke you twat

[@Gyrbae]

@@elfinstuff8934 In that case, it was a shit joke you mong.

[@bremCZ]

@timwins31 The job wasn't done.

[@-jol2don-793]

@timwins31 why are bitching about a comment on mundane shit that's even worse.

[@michaelmaynard9166]

Or Munchies

[@sandwich2473]

Karl is great.

[@GeneralCane]

"I'm ill as well. Stop doin' 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵." 😂

[@AYVYN]

Ricky may have waited 6 months to fart on Karl but that old guy waited 90 years

[@nicholasbeikman4304]

I don’t know I was busy counting 😂😂😂

[@SuperSonicDonk3y]

U play piano and like Karl pilkington ! me too :D subscribed

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

1:31 his face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@crispy6311]

Hey no shit, simple procedures are still nothing to laugh at. Had a stint put in when I had a kidney stone and during the operation my blood pressure dropped so low they had to pull me out of anesthesia. Woke up with a doctor pulling a catheter out of my right jugular.... it was pretty frightening.

[@AA-hg5fk]

This guy is right. There's a risk of death with any general anaesthesia.

[@NeutralObjections]

I hate how Steve rips apart Carl’s poems. It a poem dude it’s whatever you want it to be

[@kingofthedaddys8012]

2;18 a 60 year old fella looks like that? Ricky only had a few years until he’s 60 😂😂

[@brennanperry8001]

Man, Ricky Gervais is probably my least favorite part about the show. Like his laughs are nice, and I guess he does get Karl to elaborate on his view of the world, but he's way too quick to just shit on and shut down everything that Karl says, even when Karl's right. Like dude, he doesn't literally think that the monkey is there as a tollbooth operator for the bridge, Karl said the monkey being there felt like he was taking tolls from tourists.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Oh come on, if he's going for surgery I'd make the Last Dinner AND clean up... just this once

[@CrazyFreak714]

Awsome. 3:00 😄☝️

[@specialunit0428]

9:28 LMAO Clockwork Orange

[@robertkennedy1666]

Lol he said when i was in the theater

[@mattgroening8872]

So weird to get the backstory of Carl from Vinny’s tomadachi life

[@Dim4323]

Squiddly diddly 😅

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I never found out what was up with 'im

[@Dim4323]

4:55

[@joshdean9105]

karl acc is quite smart

[@pinecone9619]

🅱oswell

[@Mrtoastdeluxe]

Its funny how much you believe a person if you in so much pain 👌👌

[@edsonpacheco294]

3:27... Biblical

[@Alex-eo6ll]

Oh shit you guys

[@FanMarleycalender]

Manmoth

[@helgahart3422]

Ricky's is a jealous Bully.

[@MMKLYH]

The biggest crime ever committed is that these podcasts were not recorded

[@BigGrease1]

How do you think they made this show if the podcast wasn't recorded?? One episode is an entire session, I think it was like a 30 minute thing, but don't quote me on that.

[@maisieshepherd8695]

Bob I think they meant visually

[@BigGrease1]

@@maisieshepherd8695 ah ok.

[@reverendneko8512]

It's obvious that he's at least if not smarter than Ricky . I can hardly watch these with how fake Karl's act gets and how "angry" Ricky gets lol

[@freshdamon]

Just Enjoy it and don't worry about it, if it's an act, he's the best actor comedian the world had ever known, or he just knows how to play up to what makes him funny

[@bremCZ]

He just isn't.

[@jackfitzsimons5609]

*Hes not acting* and who is liking this sht comment

[@reverendneko8512]

@@jackfitzsimons5609 your mom 😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@jackfitzsimons5609]

@@reverendneko8512 madlad alert :(

[@jellyfishsii]

Anyone else feel like Ricky is probably mean in real life

[@rickymurray]

Over time these have become cringe. Over exposure I guess

[@finnyuk4906]

I feel sorry for people who get exposed to cringe for zero reason and try and push in on others

[@nh4ci295]

Ricky is so ignorant