I thought it had to do with the Bluebeard fairytale by the description of a vault full of dead wives and the new wife being given the key to it 😂
@mercycunningham28139 ай бұрын
😂 I was like, wait, I know that guy. That's Bluebeard. He is more of a marinara sauce jar full of redflags guy. Aaaanywaaay you were not supposed to look so he'll kill you cause you broke his trust.
@chewiecheshire79739 ай бұрын
I was just about to ask if fantasy has ever heard of Bluebeard or Fitcher's Bird.
@anvime7399 ай бұрын
My grandma used to tell me Bluebeards tale as a young girl. I will never understand why she tought that it was a appropriate tale for a small child xD
@xaviersmith51549 ай бұрын
Omg how'd I know it was based off of blue beard.
@IsyAweigh9 ай бұрын
I love how Historical and Paranormal switched their trope responses: "As one does" and "I understand" 😂
@cmm55429 ай бұрын
Yes, I've noticed Historical moving away from Victorian towards Medieval morality (grey) lately! 😂
@Habideers9 ай бұрын
Lol not the historical romance accepting quickly after hearing the description of the man 😂
@swearimnotarobot37469 ай бұрын
Morally grey is better than morally black…
@DeathnoteBB9 ай бұрын
Fantasy and Historical get along so well 😂
@jamesnoneyabizness56119 ай бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB Not that surprising, as most Fantasy Romance is just Historical Romance juiced with a bit of magical wammy (and maybe some Fae... and a sprinkle of Alternate History here and there).
@drewjay89409 ай бұрын
I LOVE the dynamic between Fantasy and Historical
@Johannah_Wren9 ай бұрын
She’s like- nah babe, please proceed. No judgment here 😂
@lucascardoso53909 ай бұрын
"His flags are red but that's my favorite color" is my favorite romance trope
@katherineferguson24619 ай бұрын
Right next to "When your wear rose colored glasses, red flags just look like flags."
@lucascardoso53909 ай бұрын
@@katherineferguson2461 And near the "I give every guy i date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if i find three or more red flags then i become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship" and "Call me Bob because i can fix him"
@fantasyshadows32079 ай бұрын
Walking red flag but red is a lucky color
@Daelyah9 ай бұрын
@@katherineferguson2461"What flags?"
@cmm55429 ай бұрын
Red is just a state of mind really . . .
@alirak92619 ай бұрын
In the true fantasy genre, it would be a joke on him, bc she's immortal and doesn't know it, since it's a long lost heritage of her family. 💁
@tinysailor9 ай бұрын
This it’s always this.
@anivijudi9 ай бұрын
She probably has to die in some specific way first for the ancient magic gene to awaken though. So she'll be very close to death and he'll be riddled with guilt and refusing to use his magic anymore to spend her last year with her, when it's suddenly cut short when she takes a blow meant for him. She dies in his arms and he's more devastated than ever and refuses to see her dead body once he's put it in the frozen vault. However meanwhile her best friend and probably second ML has been doing research and learns that all she needs is true loves kiss to be revived and immortal forever, but it needs to happen within three days of her death and the clock is ticking even more! I didn't know where I was going when I started this reply XD
@_shadowreader_9 ай бұрын
This video seems way too similar to These hollow vows. At that point the main female character was human (or just turned fairy, don't remember)
@mindoablues9 ай бұрын
@@anivijudi Ok rude.... we need an update to this story :D *grabs blanket and gets cozy to listen
@Iamfoive5559 ай бұрын
@@mindoablues yeah we do
@lexiemuncy45149 ай бұрын
"AND HE GAVE ME THE KEY! 😊" 🤣🤣🤣
@theiceplazmafoxy36377 ай бұрын
THE PURE JOY IN THAT LINE IS SENDING ME 🤣🤣🫠
@ultimatebishoujo294 ай бұрын
@@theiceplazmafoxy3637lol same
@clarepractice6730Ай бұрын
All my willpower went into not laughing out loud in front of my family at this line
@babymama40622 күн бұрын
What cracks me up is my grandmother is French and has the same accent. Her choices haven’t always been the best and everytime I hear this lady talking having ridiculous ideas in the French accent I fully picture my grandmother younger and making bad decisions joyfully.
@lexiemuncy451421 күн бұрын
@babymama406 lol that is excellent 😆👌
@katedustinrzonca99929 ай бұрын
Just so long as there aren't special visits to the vault and his exes gave informed consent. Sometimes the quest for Vitamin D gets perilous.🤷
@Cobalt_Rain9 ай бұрын
"The quest for vitamin D" 😂😂😂😂
@firebirdchild9759 ай бұрын
Oh boy imagine the storyline being that his first ex was his true love and the magic he uses your life force for is summoning back her spirit for the amount of time stolen. Then keeps the corpses because ghost gf is a freak and sees the others as her new wardrobe.
@DeathnoteBB9 ай бұрын
I don’t know if anyone can give informed consent about that. But then it is fantasy, so maybe it’s different in their realm
@brentmartin68339 ай бұрын
If he doesn't tell them *before* the marriage, he doesn't get to draw the power. The spells are quite proper. It would be a kicker if they find another power couple but they mention that with a divorce the non-magic user gets all their days back, however it's still a gamble since you don't know how many days you have left.
@wastedinspiration9 ай бұрын
Vitamin D, holy cow, I'm dying here!
@keepperspective9 ай бұрын
The minute Paranormal steps closer to you instead of the relaxed lean, you know it’s going down!
@dianaprobst31579 ай бұрын
Paranormal's gonna get the shovel, and Contemporary will hold her coat. #lol
@cmm55429 ай бұрын
And Historical will say , 'Let us not be TOO hasty . . .' and lock everybody in!
@shaneedraws9 ай бұрын
I swear fantasy is so unhinged 😂 dude is a giant red curtain and fantasy is like a minor yellow flag 🤦♀️
@gravetiger93337 ай бұрын
He's a 6'2, super hawt, morally grey fae dude. What more do you want???
@taylorjade69186 ай бұрын
YES, this!!! 😂
@AB-zr8pu9 ай бұрын
I'm with contemporary. Flashing neon red. Informed consent and body made for sin aside, it's time to find another magic fuel for him. Nice that he is upfront and gave her the key to the vault though.
@Bllue9 ай бұрын
That's why it's yellow and not red. Fantasy is ok with it atm 😂
@katelyntaylor73848 ай бұрын
Depends. How many days are there of Fantasy's life? Like, if she's immortal, then they're a match made in, well, not Heaven but somewhere. That being said, China doesn't have this many red flags
@ianesgrecia85686 ай бұрын
@@katelyntaylor7384 BUt you don't understand! He is tall and hot! how can she refuse???
@Midoriventure4 ай бұрын
@@katelyntaylor7384 There's actually a book on that premise 😂 It's called The Undying King by Grace Draven (who writes AMAZING fantasy books) and the romance is between he who cannot die and she whose touch is death. They balance each other nicely, don't you think?
@sheersternfeld19143 ай бұрын
The fact that he gave her the key scares me the most. Once she enters the vault, maybe out of curiosity, maybe because she knew one of said exes or knows someone who did, maybe because of a different reason, the vault door is locked. She shouldn't have asked where the exes are, she should have asked how they got there. They all asked themselves the same questions as her. She was doomed from the start.
@wastedinspiration9 ай бұрын
... If my friend told me this I'd say "run", if I read it on the back of a book cover: "gimme more!"
@Nemuru09 ай бұрын
And they all look exactly like fantasy romance MC? +10 creepiness 😅
@Bllue9 ай бұрын
Look you can't blame someone for having a type.😂
@pensivecircles9 ай бұрын
" He keeps them frozen in a locked vault" I ALMOST SPAT MY TEA 😭
@trashraccoon26359 ай бұрын
i swear fantasy romance has the wildest stories ever. but girl dump that guy you deserve better than being turned into a magical battery.
@lifeiscool104 ай бұрын
Magical battery lol 😂
@livewellwitheds68859 ай бұрын
"body made for sin" is an amazing phrase 😂❤
@WryAun9 ай бұрын
Thought about Fae way too much to not immediately panic at "gave" me the key. "In exchange for what!?" Screams my mind, they dont give gifts! Also surely not THE key, a vsylt like thdt would be too important to give you the jdy if there was only one. And moreover if there was only one triple panic about the cost!
@Itz._.Levi32 ай бұрын
@ypp0p Cardan greenbriar fr
@M-m5859 ай бұрын
The fae lord giving fantasy the key to the vault felt to me like he is saying you're next
@Famously55189 ай бұрын
Fantasy Romance MC needs to get outta there!!! YOU MARRIED BLUEBEARD!!
@Dragonmoon15989 ай бұрын
I remembered the story, but not the villain. Thanks.
@surtiroliver4379 ай бұрын
One of my favourite stories ❤
@LesbianIdiot-uc3fi9 ай бұрын
Yes he is a big blue flag
@DeathnoteBB9 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, he does let her in the mysterious room with all the dead bodies. Maybe he’s Bluebeard’s cousin
@krutipie65509 ай бұрын
I just love you for that reference
@claracatlady98449 ай бұрын
Historical romance is like: “meh my life expectancy is low anyway so might as well have some fun and sin.”
@Dragonmoon15989 ай бұрын
All red flags are invisible with rose colored glasses.
@wordzmyth9 ай бұрын
This is good!
@Dragonmoon15989 ай бұрын
@wordzmyth Thanks. I stole it. But it's one of those pearls of wisdom that has stuck with me.
@brentmartin68339 ай бұрын
Rose colored glasses? Mine are Emerald green... uh-oh... The protagonist has just finally figured out they're red/green. colorblind
@RanaKhan-tx4wh8 ай бұрын
🔱🇧🇩🔥🗼🇲🇬🎤🔱👒⛲⛩️💈🔰
@notesmaker2049 ай бұрын
Going to the gym to build myself "a body made for sin".
@dianaprobst31579 ай бұрын
Go to the lab, it's faster.
@notesmaker2049 ай бұрын
@@dianaprobst3157 but trust me, gym is cheaper than a lab. Slow and steady wins the race.
@erinbathie-moore84789 ай бұрын
@notesmaker204 Good for you man!
@koenven70126 ай бұрын
@@notesmaker204 if you 'build' a body made for sin like Frankenstein, it might be cheaper.
@papierowyszczur92344 ай бұрын
me, knowing that gluttony is also a sin: :)
@TurquoiseInk5 ай бұрын
Madam, that is an entire parade of red flags. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
@Grey_Shard9 ай бұрын
A straightforward fae? You have a rare one there.
@marisophi.014 ай бұрын
He's a keeper in her book 😂
@JuliaSin3 ай бұрын
"And he gave me the key😊" the high note was awesome!
@The_King_of_Chefs9 ай бұрын
MA'AM, THAT IS A LITCH.
@IlseMulAuthor9 ай бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree with Miss Contemporary romance about the flashing neon red. But..... I do understand Miss Historical Romance 😂😂😂 I really like how you did this! Keep it coming!
@benjaminstiles5 ай бұрын
Honey, the morally grey was implied earlier
@itzskye70745 ай бұрын
Morally black atp 😭
@evanescentc.69042 ай бұрын
What means morally gray
@cmm55422 ай бұрын
@@evanescentc.6904Does terrible things but we love him anyway, because he magically does the right thing when it MATTERS. To us, that is 😁
@evanescentc.69042 ай бұрын
@@cmm5542 oooooh, thaaaaanksssss 💕💕
@rigure9 ай бұрын
I was like "awh, that means he's a good partner if they all stayed with him until they died of old age. How sweet!" I spoke too soon, I spoke way too soon.
@citra18859 ай бұрын
The “And he gave me the key:D!” is so pure for talking about something supposedly so morbid😅
@Yzabell0M9 ай бұрын
The fridge one baffles me. As you said, no space for leftovers. Also, most produce should be stored out of the fridge or inside the produce drawer…
@Is_me_I_am_here9 ай бұрын
Authors named Sarah are gonna be the death of me
@pvp60779 ай бұрын
Now, trick him into promising you his love, his life, and all of **his** days 💍😌💕
@marylousheckler4333 ай бұрын
The joy in "and he gave me the key" is hilarious!!
@HexedgamesYT9 ай бұрын
I’m concerned about how happy fantasy was that she got given the key
@Spark_Chaser9 ай бұрын
I'm with Modern and Paranormal on this. Big Flashing Neon Red Flag!
@Phatocatto8 ай бұрын
"Understandable. Have a good day."
@victoriascotthome94489 ай бұрын
Still got those red flags that you now wave proudly! You go girlie!
@hatari909nix2 ай бұрын
I love how excited fantasy romance is about having the key
@astrid-fp5 ай бұрын
“did i mention he’s 6’2 and morally grey?” “i understand.” i don’t??
@yuinyaH3 ай бұрын
he's hot.
@ArthurRex1312 ай бұрын
Girls want bad boys.
@Nachtowl9 ай бұрын
I love the Fleur de List necklace.
@jhjh4779 ай бұрын
I would watch TV show, read a book series and go to cinema for a picture about those.
@ishaashetty27899 ай бұрын
Yellow is the new red apparently 😂
@SkySong61619 ай бұрын
The excited squeal over the key ended me.
@AMackey-i4d8 ай бұрын
“Six Ft 2, morally grey, with a body made for sin” randomly decides to describe The Darkling
@tinyspyro816318 күн бұрын
...or 99% of all love interests in fantasy romance
@MissDazai9 ай бұрын
Quite understandable maam
@lazypanda60239 ай бұрын
I NEED A BOOK WITH PR IN IT. I LOVE HER SM
@strawberryutopia9 ай бұрын
I lost it immediately at “minor yellow flag” 😂
@mahganwilson35439 ай бұрын
Contemporary "flashing bright red flag" 🤣
@scn_thedog9 ай бұрын
i swear the main characters in romance books sometimes wanna make me throw up diamonds
@leahmcpherson75606 ай бұрын
"...body made for sin". I'm going to use that!
@Nizuuii9 ай бұрын
I love the different accents.
@littlemisswillbe9 ай бұрын
Girlie... that yellow flag is turning more and more orange.
@shambhavisingh90876 ай бұрын
That "I understand "😂😂😂
@beinghappy1019 ай бұрын
I enjoy your skits so much!! 😄😄 I'm so glad I found your channel!!
@APink1768 ай бұрын
“A body made for sin.” I’ll have to remember that line! Lol😂❤
@ultramarinetoo9 ай бұрын
We NEED a book with these conversations! And all the low down on the vampire...
@Dragonhunter18057 ай бұрын
I love that fantasy has started referring to her love interests as 'conquests' 😅
@mangelsimonpaniello22569 ай бұрын
This is literally Bluebeard with magic. And with the man being handsome
@sardonisms4 ай бұрын
You got me back into reading, helped me get into reading audiobooks, and even helped inspire me to start putting up my own thoughts on books on KZbin. I live kinda far from BookNetFest so I hope you can believe me from this comment.
@deehalm52405 ай бұрын
That’s a yellow flag ? What’s a red one to her ?😂😂
@TurquoiseInk5 ай бұрын
IKR?
@Isntmycatcute5 ай бұрын
Not playing with the dog
@lifeiscool104 ай бұрын
The red flag may be that a whole country died cuz of him but I am pretty sure she would have excuses lined up to defend him from that too.
@indecisive_pigeon9 ай бұрын
As someone who not only is born and raised n the south but also loves paranormal romance (especially vampires) I really appreciate the southern accent and impression. 😆
@kitjohnson27678 ай бұрын
I love that Fantasy Romance has a French accent. It kinda fits.
@garettjohnson69789 ай бұрын
"E di wut?" 🤣 I love this woman's content so much!
@Monster_NopeNope6 ай бұрын
"latest fae lord conquest" suggests this has happened more than once
@NiamhConway_16_Panda9 ай бұрын
Haha the way history’s a whole mood at the end with that one
@yinyangphoenix77853 ай бұрын
"I understand." was literal PERFECTION!!! 😂😂😂
@Moon_light99907 ай бұрын
Please bring back this series i miss it ❤
@Bareerah-rh5ns6 ай бұрын
her excitment when she said "He gave me the key!" was so hilarious.
@magamen24339 ай бұрын
After the first part I thought this was like a Bluebeard adaptation with a twist
@helenread44626 ай бұрын
I love how the paranormal romance character looks like Dean Winchester but sounds like Bobby thats awesome
@lulolie9 ай бұрын
Contemporary Romance: WELL I DON'T!
@alexjackson63175 ай бұрын
I want a friendship like historical and fantasy
@jennabreland52619 ай бұрын
Wow the covers are BEAUTIFUL
@kaboomsihal1164Ай бұрын
The perfect example of "I'm here for a good time, not a long time"
@msbroomstick19 ай бұрын
Blue beard! I used to love that tale, still do actually. I only have one pet peeve, in the last frames I just wish the word romance would flicker just a bit.
@Ice_Belle9 ай бұрын
I'd stay with him too tbh
@fayekalantzis45235 ай бұрын
to be rescued by someone who isn't blind to your predicament
@lyamainu9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Fantasy Romance is color-blind at this point. 😅
@phantasosxgames84887 ай бұрын
nah , it's literally the story of Bluebeard. She just turned him into a hot elf.
@Mads_Is_Irish4 ай бұрын
“FLASHING NEON RED” took me out😂🤣🤣🤚🏻
@cazia92 ай бұрын
I love Paranormal's 'as one does' - the whole delivery means they know there is more crazy to come and they need a benign phrase to keep that info-faucet gushing
@constell62149 ай бұрын
So two things One, Fantasy is colorblind Two, that red flag is big enough to be a blanket
@HaveSomePlaid8 ай бұрын
Fantasy and paranormal are my type of unhinged.
@bregenoranthoran18204 ай бұрын
I recognized this story from an old collection of storybooks I had access to as a child. That was a weird bout of nostalgia
@KimMaharaj4 ай бұрын
historical and fantasy romance is just perfecttttt
@unicornfratparty8 ай бұрын
Realllll more of these!!! Come for romance in general!!!
@s1yfox149 ай бұрын
The way that the key to a room with dead exes reminded me of the Blackbeard fairytale which I read maybe once or twice as a child and haven’t thought about in what is at least 8 years… this video just randomly unlocked a memory deja vu style, while it has nothing to do with the plot I thank you for triggering this odd revelation.
@kotaleartist6 ай бұрын
i like how before i even saw the pinned comment my fairy tale living self was like “this is bluebeard. your husband is bluebeard.”
@craftingwithviv99099 ай бұрын
When she said he gave her the key I immediately said, “(gasp) He gave her the key to his heart!”
@aisha64939 ай бұрын
He iz very straightforward. I admire zat in a man 😂😂😂
@Nekosierra9 ай бұрын
Ma'am... his sign is a stop sign! LEAVE HIM!
@MorallyGrayRabbit4 ай бұрын
He is so thoughtful.
@LOVEANGEL-hm6oj6 ай бұрын
lol. I love how well u portray the genres!
@inexistentexistence99419 ай бұрын
“Did I mentioned that he is 6’2” and morally grey with a body made for sin?” Confirm that he has long hair and I’m sold
@firemaiden0299 ай бұрын
I knew that would be the description of the ML 😂 We're color blind to red
@itsrollintime5 ай бұрын
That story traumatized me as a kid
@Scully8184 ай бұрын
I was expecting one of your characters to say does he know your immortal and your UNHINGED FR character would just 😈😈😈 she’s chaos and I love her
@nula00434 ай бұрын
"As one does" 😂 I died...absolutely 😂
@kallistoindrani56897 ай бұрын
I love how the Paranormal one talks 😍😍
@GarethOfByzantium9 ай бұрын
Now a fae lord has to meet John and Alistair!
@cmm55429 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!
@Extinct-Lizard2 ай бұрын
He could use the days of Alistair’s infinite life instead of Fantasy’s not infinite life.
@kenshidinyas9 ай бұрын
If this is a 'minor yellow flag' for the Fantasy Romance genre, what would they consider a red flag?
@cmm55429 ай бұрын
Kicking the dog. And then lying about it (lying is a big no-no for fae. Misdirection is okay though.)