The Scheme Episode 2 BBC Scotland FULL

The Scheme Episode 2 BBC Scotland yeoldbasser
In the second episode, Gordon tries to get a job; Marvin's cousin moves in next door provoking a violent confrontation with Dayna; Kay gets arrested for assaulting a neighbour; Kimberley takes part in a dancing competition; and the Cree family make a first appearance. The Cree family have been involved in community initiatives for two generations, and opened the area's first community centre. They are now seeking to reopen it, and are raising money towards the reopening and running costs, but despite being offered a peppercorn rent, are struggling to raise the money to run it.
Kay loses patience with her young tenants and throws them out, and Bullet the dog ends up being rehomed after a dispute over a vet's bill resulting from an accident when he runs away. Dayna also leaves abruptly.

[@rrowley5498]

When you've had a rough day and think why do i bother, you should watch this and think wow im doing great

[@timheasman2984]

Yep. It’s like different planet.

[@timheasman2984]

I was lucky to grow up in the South of England. My dad grew up on a council estate but went to night school for cheap while working full time and got himself an education so he could move out of there and better himself. He passed that on to me and made me a better person . Always try to keep moving forward and make it better for your kids.

[@BLANCO-H.U.D]

😂😂😂😂 couldn't of said that better its like sumat off mad max all a different world

[@wisdom3993]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@caraaitcheson7165]

Hahahaaa ay makes me feel like I've got my shit together 😂😂😂

[@wateryteat5837]

This is brilliant for my depression.

[@showmeclips9031]

So looking down on other people makes you feel better about yourself?

[@wateryteat5837]

@@showmeclips9031 never said I am looking down on anyone. Maybe I meant that seeing people with so little, but are so happy. I can't be responsible for your interpretation.

[@yerdasellsavon2073]

If anything it makes my depression worse.

[@Puppypaws04]

@@wateryteat5837 good save! 😋

[@richardcrook2112]

@@wateryteat5837 Smooth AF

[@bleuiselectric4546]

The best moment of this show was Bullet being rescued and loved.

[@RachelRennie-tw2tk]

So glad to see that poor dog 🐕getting re homed Marvin might have loved ❤ the dog but he can't look after it

[@bennyboy2079]

Then done one ....

[@bennyboy2079]

​@@RachelRennie-tw2tklove is not enough ....cant even look after himself

[@RachelRennie-tw2tk]

@@bennyboy2079 yes I know my dogs are my life

[@HK_Musician]

That dance competition was like a strange dance fight 😂

[@katharinewhits]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂😂

[@RossRossiter]

this makes trainspotting look like downton abbey

[@grantswan8525]

that's ma famly ya wee prick! Im gona shite in yer burds fanny

[@caitlinmckay5880]

Ted Barrus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grantswan8525]

g you are fucked my friend

[@collb9372]

Bradfords. Same 😊

[@infiltr80r]

@l g I didn't realize you're featured in this show.

[@michellekourea275]

10 minutes of watching this and you are eternally grateful for your life...🙏

[@goodygumdrops2105]

Bigtime

[@micklivi92]

When i'm majorly stressed out at work, this always cheers me up!

[@omarihardwick5633]

Hello ❤❤

[@burleson.w.antonio916]

Yeah I'm grateful 🙏

[@jackiemarini3203]

Amen

[@johnreeveswilliamson7228]

I like Gordon he seems like a good man stuck in a rough area but trying his best working and providing for his family. He’s came from a bad background with alcoholics and junkies but he’s came through it all and trying to live a normal life. Top man! 👍❤️

[@terryyakamoto3488]

It's not financial poverty that's the issue here, it's poverty of education and emotional intelligence

[@mullenio4200]

When the dog is the smartest creature in the room! He's looking at his owners like "Why did I end up with these two idiots?"

[@misterbearmore4633]

Totally... I feel bad for the dog.

[@justascorpio2.012]

I feel so bad for him as well. That is truly his facial expression. 😂

[@allanthomson5497]

Not much wonder it ran away

[@betgovrin]

Some people should never have kids

[@christopherdesimone206]

@@betgovrin I hope your including the dog as well, lol.

[@Carolina-Girl-214]

Sometimes you just cant stop watching a trainwreck . I cant understand a damn thing they are saying but I cant stop watching.

[@donnajernigan5821]

Jennifer NC Same here! Lol

[@willewinky6527]

I used to work the trains in Kilmarnock. It was tough going.

[@hollymactaggart3769]

@Skunky Stinkerson Yeah, sometimes I think we're worse in a lot of ways 😂 I'm from Scotland and there are some riots here.

[@user-wq5kv2hu2s]

loooool i know

[@drinkwater319]

Trainwreck? That’s a bit harsh, we’re all God’s children

[@paulhart7585]

This needs to be released with subtitles for those of us who speak English.

[@katharinewhits]

Right

[@WhiskyandBacon]

@paulhart7585 Go watch some Hollywood garbage...

[@mumlife22]

It's clear Scottish can't understand don't watch 😂

[@alysskennedy8661]

Right! Shit, the closed captioning isn’t working properly. I catch a few words here and there.

[@alysskennedy8661]

@@WhiskyandBaconwhy so hostile? I’m born and bred in America. I have an east cost American accent that I’m sure Scottish ppl would have a difficult time understanding every word. Different slang words etc.

[@xX1830]

Imagine this was filmed 10 years or so ago, so Candice’s baby is now roughly 9 or 10, who probably (like most 10 year olds) loves KZbin. Imagine watching a video of your Nan telling your mum to get rid of you and kicking her out because she didn’t and even bribing her with rewards if does.. that would feel nice 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@edwardodonnell6857]

Yeah that would make you feel really valued special NOT.

[@johnreeveswilliamson7228]

That’s actually a good point. This was filmed in 2010 and it’s now 2024 so that wee baby girl will be a teenager now and will be able to watch this on KZbin. That Kay really is tuned to the f*****g moon man the teachers are telling her that her youngest daughter Kendall looks tired and unwell and all she can say is “awww Kendall is fine” honest to god man! 🤦🏻‍♂️😣😂🤡

[@dennisvantoor5380]

broadcast this to outer space. we will never get invaded

[@maggiemae5582]

South Park episode Cancelled

[@seeker7679]

Hahahahaha! Brilliant!

[@davidnavratil5349]

I'm pretty sure we are not the only space chavs in the whole universe

[@xPulsex30]

Omg rofl!!!

[@1stinlastout165]

I think they would jump back in their spaceship and get out as fast as possible lol

[@suitsuke9982]

Watching the toddlers grow up in this mess... Totally heartbreaking. Wheel just keeps on spinning.

[@MegaPianogenius]

well yes but benefits have only been around 70 years so out of the whole time man has been on earth its a split second in 50 years these type will all be exterminated

[@peanutheadslickerthanbadjo9740]

They were all toddlers at one time

[@celtictillidie67]

Yeah n these folk were toddlers too u know. Maggie Thatcher done this to our community's .....

[@catherinemeyers2995]

@@MegaPianogenius maybe your type will be,ya never know

[@nickhyde420]

Watching the dogs in this mess.

[@miketaylor922]

The new series of the walking dead looks so real!!...I'm really impressed by the makeup and special effects!

[@ialwayshaveahangover]

This is my comfort show when I think I'm doing shit in life but in actual fact I'm doing grand 😂

[@fredfinks]

its so hard to understand their guttural gibberish.

[@noahbrown4388]

@fredfinks For real! Even the subtitles don’t make sense 😅

[@GyseleTomlinson]

It's a relief to hear what happened to Bullet at the end; he's such a sweet dog & deserves a loving, stable home.

[@wario4166]

No sympathy for the kids then? You are a dog person I'm guessing. 😁😁👍

[@bennyboy2079]

Defo

[@famousno7]

“He kneed me in the stomach but I don’t think he meant it “ 😫 Who says romance is dead

[@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051]

famous last words 😂

[@BS-yh5rx]

Just after 10 min mark she says “he can only hit a woman” and she “will probably get another kicking off him tonight” after he storms off so seems like it’s not a one time thing.

[@kevcc1986]

LOL

[@edwardodonnell6857]

That’s nice a swift knee to the stomach a nice stable relationship how understanding.

[@gameplaygirl3268]

The girl in the pink tank top also has what looks like bruises on her arm from being grabbed hard too

[@stanleydobson382]

The "Dancing competition".... Rollerball without the skates!

[@mrgeek434]

I get why some people find this sort of thing amusing, but I find it more depressing than anything else. These people lead such degrading lives devoid of any sort of structure or meaning. It makes me wonder what exactly happened in Britain in the past fifty or so years that has resulted in this. The working-class of our grandparent's and great grandparent's generation were materially worse off than these people, but there was no where near the level of cultural or moral decadence back then. People like to say that it's purely down to economic deprivation, but I think it's a lot deeper than that; it's a sort of spiritual decline, where people no longer see any purpose to their lives beyond momentary pleasures.

[@clifftonicstudios7469]

This is the reason I choose to live 50s apart from this PC I ignore the modern world, Its horrible, For the record English people have been treated like slaves for years by the rich. Even enslaved by the Romans were were slaves ourselves. BLM No one mentions that part.

[@healingandgrowth-infp4677]

Disabilities does that to you too I’m right there now

[@kevindurand7230]

Well said mate, thoughts I have that you encapsulated perfectly

[@andrewknapton8121]

Comments are spot on.. very depressing

[@simplesimon8255]

Thatcher?

[@johnclegg4993]

He's picked me over the Valium . . well that's romance then 😂

[@gaz8177]

John Clegg lmao

[@dan-sx1ig]

Sounded like there both full of blues slurring there words like smack heads

[@theScifiCultist]

Come on John - lets not underestimate the dedication he's putting behind this second chance, he's 'Swore doon' about it and everything!!!

[@celtictillidie67]

None of youz ever took drugs in your life's?? No family members or friends who use drugs ??

[@TheMasterblaster32]

@@celtictillidie67 I'd pump you babs.

[@vesavius]

How on Earth did the producers of this think that subs weren't required?

[@myaccount2914]

The producers couldn't understand them either. Subtitles couldn't be produced.

[@ga1actic_muffin]

@Matty Rose and canadians

[@allykuit5384]

@Matty Rose Nope. I struggled and I'm used to teaching kids from all over the world. Dana sounded permanently sozzled.

[@allykuit5384]

@Matty Rose Fair enough. I was just wondering. She seemed perfectly fine. I just battled understanding her more than any of the others.

[@allykuit5384]

@Matty Rose All good. I understand. It's just so frustrating to see them have so many children knowing that the odds are stacked against them. It's a poverty cycle, I know. The only way to break it is education and upliftment programs. I wouldn't know where to begin.

[@nickysheerin1869]

The subtitles on this are absolute gold 🤣🤣

[@markstarmer3677]

Strange, they all have limited money, yet they always have cash for cigarettes and booze.

[@jackD441]

That's like that everywhere

[@Janellabelle]

Do you think if they saved their cigarette money, they could move out of the hood or something! 🤣

[@markstarmer3677]

@@Janellabelle they have limited responsibility and selfish priorities on money matters.

[@brucerazor5202]

Looks like everyone smokes even the baby

[@viciouslady1340]

i don't want to laugh but man its the truth

[@desthomas3020]

The baby drinks special brew aswell.

[@illinoishasenteredthechat950]

I’m done 😂

[@terryofford4977]

Even the dog and cat....the goldfish has a bit of a problem too' can' get his matches to lite up under water!!!t

[@colleenlally-ross7105]

Babies smokes lights only!

[@kathyf123]

I turned on "Closed Caption" and KZbin said "Fucked if I know."

[@deeznutsaresalty4365]

Cathy Farger 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

[@hallaprildiann]

lmao!!!!

[@Blaze-ko3ts]

The little girl Kendall is a smart kiddie. With the right guidance she could go places. That dance competition tho 😂😂 carnage

[@lisasuzannekear-ranby8101]

Got a good future delivering the mail lol

[@peterclarke7240]

@@lisasuzannekear-ranby8101 I doubt the post office would hire her. She's destined for either Amazon or Deliveroo. Such is what we have on offer for our nations children.

[@skudlugs]

NEXT TIME VOTE YES, YOU DESERVE WAY BETTER SCOTLAND!

[@Stedemn]

That techno dance comp.. all running around bashing into each other 😂😂

[@lee2217]

It’s freestyle not techno

[@petebates6576]

It's shambles, not freestyle...

[@lee2217]

Pete Bates you have no clue what it is So don’t try and judge it on a 3 minute clip

[@thingsicantfind9545]

@@lee2217 freestyle is just a bullshit excuse for flailing around like a twat

[@lee2217]

Lego Qui-Gon Jinn I assume you good at it because you come across as a pit of a wanker

[@seanmcmeown1992]

Straight to the comments and they didn't disappoint 😂😂

[@thomaskifleiesus8575]

😂 😂 😂

[@demango6687]

Hahaha solid!!

[@bobjackson6524]

Same

[@goingunder2548]

"I don't believe in abortions" *takes drag from cigarette* Perfect

[@Stevie-oy8zj]

That dance contest was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen. No way that’s professional lol

[@robyncavill6045]

23:35

[@SpookyElectric319]

Next up: ‘Bullet, The Dug, My Autobiography. Ma hard time oan the scheme wi Starvin’ Marvin and mental Dayna’.

[@bubba842]

Imagine on of these people and their Australian equivalent having a conversation. Now that would make great tv.

[@SpookyElectric319]

Happiness is not liveable . I dare say that everyone has their own version of these people. Some make it out, some don’t.

[@sophiephillips5555]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment ever 😂😂😂

[@SpookyElectric319]

Lee Bartlett aw, thank you. We all need a good giggle sometimes. But that poor dug. Brought up by Starvin Marvin, ‘Happy as Larry’, and Dayna the junkie. I think Bullet ended up being rehomed down south. He was named Bullet because he kept shooting aff!

[@loraleepooley4160]

Madhuri Willow Dixit I just laughed so hard I chocked.

[@markcook1521]

that dog has better teeth than all them.

[@gameandchilll85]

Hahaaha

[@ebb223]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandrapower3595]

Mark Cook Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@reallyryan_]

I'm dead lol

[@adelaadela152]

OMG i’m dieing😂😂 i can barely understand what they say, but the comments are criminals😂😂 poor dog ran away🙄😩

[@grimes378]

I'd LOVE an updated story. Kinda a "Where are they now" thing. My guess is there would be a lot of prison interviews 😂😂

[@rom3636]

Last i heard Dana was a prostitute on hard drugs.

[@rom3636]

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[@pootpoot13]

That whole disco dancing competition thing is completely nuts

[@Neytiri94]

When you’re Scottish and still don’t understand a word they’re saying

[@brianna4673]

Ur no scottish then 😂👍

[@Neytiri94]

I have to understand junkie slurs to be Scottish? Oof alright then 😂👍

[@cashyf_88]

I'm scottish and I understand every scottish accent

[@ree_ree]

@@cashyf_88 you're amazing ❤️ I wanna be able to understand it all too! Lol

[@cashyf_88]

@@ree_ree it's not hard but I'm glad my scottish accent dosent sound like that , they sound like junkies lol

[@Bhappi137]

He’s picked me over the Valium ♥️

[@melissa2419]

I can't understand most of them but Dayna sounds like she made up her own language that only she understands 😂🙈

[@Potts2k8]

I do believe it's called "Gouching"...

[@jackiemarini3203]

Yes she does

[@REAL-ow3nu]

It sounds like Swedish and English mixed.

[@TonyDAnnunzio]

Sounds like a slapper

[@bjarkimar4110]

well I added on a auto generated text from youtube and that translation was hilarious

[@MrFiendyBob]

I only understood the narrator

[@melciveng]

Jek // Trolling Don’t forget the dog!

[@aussiedave1962]

Because the narrator is the only one who can string a sentence together and probably the only one with teeth.

[@SuperChoronzon]

Well ain't you fucking lucky, understanding it ain't a bonus... trust me I've had one or two of these "people" in my taxi ;o)

[@gaylenorris435]

oliver I could understand it too.its mostly americans making fun of people we do it the best.

[@jasminejones9058]

"I only understood the narrator" Lol then english is not your first language because the people in this documentary speak ENGLISH as a first language with a scottish accent In Britain there are many accents scottish, irish , welsh, and many accents in England depending on what county you live in EG: the cockney accent and the "Queens english" accent are both London accents but couldn't be more different !

[@irenerafferty3786]

Bullet still kept his sweet nature even after living amongst all that. So glad he's in a stable good home........hats off and big hugs to the family who adopted him . 😊⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️

[@realmms]

The smoking kills me every time. Also the amount time energy and angst spent on petty things.

[@nickycotton6137]

Says it all with a Kid crashed out face down on a couch with a pack of Ciggies next to his head! Nice Tele' they got, but probs sell Class A's, B's & C's tbf

[@heidrivandervyver4663]

I can see Marvin's skull under his skin. I think he is decomposing while "alive".

[@steely6663]

He is a skeleton, like all of us.

[@AK-qj7pg]

His girl is actually decent looking. What in the heck does she see in that snapper head

[@coyr2383]

A K heroin and crack cocaine

[@jaydubb774]

He looks like a retired skeleton who hasn't fully decomposed yet....but hes probably got a wonderful personality

[@michaelplane8830]

@@jaydubb774 That's fuckin quality man. Properly killed me this comment. Wee started to come out coz I was laughing so hard 🤣

[@Warthog1976]

Dance competition??? it's more like a Mosh pit 😆😆😆

[@thathurt]

It just occurred to me that the entire country is funded just by cigarette and alcohol tax. 😂 Scotland's public services should be excellent.

[@fcukstrateduk]

The closed captions on this are an absolute treat. It's just word soup!

[@johnnycaruthers7180]

word salad

[@tcritt]

I've got them on Spanish. It's hilarious.

[@IRVDawg]

lmao

[@Mabrrrr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah I tried that

[@REAL-NANO]

The words they are saying are word salad. Captions are trying to make sense of mumbling half english.

[@waynemcdonnell1765]

David Attenborough should of done the voice over on this,

[@carlpenney4506]

Word !!! 😂😂

[@lohheidpipingschool1]

Hahahahahaa

[@user-qr7eb1sf3l]

No David Attenborough beautiful voices goes with lovely animals and nature not this sad life.

[@RickyBatista]

I would pay to hear that soothing voice.

[@budnotu]

Donald Duck would do better.

[@mranderson3564]

If ever there was an advertisement for eugenics this is it.

[@robanderson1155]

Pissed myself at the dance competition😂😂

[@slyestfox935]

Even funnier was the dancing in the front garden ffs, a housewarming with 1 guest hilarious 😂

[@klific]

Dying here. Had to turn on closed captions...didn't help...buddy said before his interview "I better go"...it was translated to "I'll be edible". 🤣😝

[@Kim11546]

Hahahaha!!

[@Peacefully-Happy-86]

Hahaha fantastic 😝

[@thebananamen1026]

Did that at the same time 😂

[@tahiridris3813]

It's more fun without the subtitles!🤭

[@vintage1950]

I’m normally pretty good at understanding dialects, but this has taken me to a whole new level.

[@israeladesanya4596]

If you normally good but don't understand this, then your self diagnosis is wrong my friend.

[@CHRISANDREOU4199]

Just Scottish bruv🤷‍♂️

[@kevinmckenzie1312]

I feel bad for wee Kendall, the mother is really letting her fall through the cracks with the nonsense she's letting into her life.

[@suzannecasey1726]

Not watched this since it was aired and wow! What kind of “mother” let’s a 20year old MAN stay over and sleep with her 15 year old child and she’s got a cheek to throw her out when she falls pregnant 😂😂😂😂

[@stacitowery4461]

To be fair, he looks 11, but yeah, mom is a piece of crap.

[@flouncey1977]

the smell of ciggies in their house must be unbearable!

[@MardiKivMusic]

Dogs, piss and unwashed tracksuits aswell

[@illinoishasenteredthechat950]

flouncey1977 cigarettes, piss & watered down beer

[@believeinyourself7511]

Their breath too. It has to smell awful from the rotting teeth.

[@robgreenough1164]

@@believeinyourself7511 lmao

[@freewheeler8924]

Mmmm, smells like victory!

[@mylabarrett6890]

I can understand like 3 words per sentence then I just fill in the blanks🤣

[@NoOBGamerDZ]

Welcome to the club :)

[@Oscar.Blake1]

@@NoOBGamerDZ looool

[@drunkensailor112]

I think that's what they do with each other as well. That's why they are fighting

[@cheeveka3]

Maybe it is another language😂😂 reminds me of Dutch a bit.🤣 So confused right now.

[@shananalexander9789]

myla barrett I put my ear up close to the phone to see if that would help and no. I am doing as well as you. Thank goodness there’s a narrator.

[@MaterLacrymarum]

Just when you start thinking there isn't any life on other planets, a video like this comes up.

[@BikashShah-gt7xq]

Kendals mother is an absolute riot. She does nothing positive for her kids or strays she takes in.

[@williamsrhyn]

Switches subtitles on, subtitles overheats and breaks.

[@jonette12345]

Explodes!!

[@2smashingsisters710]

Rwilliams my god gee us a break

[@thebandit3055]

Lmfao

[@cragboom3]

Hahahaha, that is hilarious. brilliant, clever wit. You could be a comedy script writer. Poignant, sharp, not too barbed. Channel 6 needs you now.

[@rory_c_19]

Shows like this really show how vastly different areas of Scotland can be. I live only six miles from where this was filmed in a really nice area, and it's like an entirely different world. Reminds you how lucky you are

[@bethanydick8365]

tbh Southcraigs is 2 mins away and arguably one of the most gentrified areas of Kilmarnock, you really don't need to look far at all!

[@janetothen2583]

I lived in Troon (well between Troon and Irvine, military housing) and i didnt even know estates like this existed! We nearly had a married quarter up here, and my mum kicked off and refused as we had lived there before and she loved it so wanted to go back so the warden caved and got us a house there instead. Even now, almost 30yrs after we left, i see this, and breathe a massive sigh of relief!

[@silversurfermusicco5263]

Also how unequal society is. I grew up in edinburgh. A tale of two cities and hypocrisy

[@gordonm6108]

Glasgow is pretty much the same only on a larger scale.

[@amayha3293]

@Gordon m Sorry I have to disagree. I'm from the Bronx NY. This soft af . I got out the trenches by college I now work in between London &Glasgow . Glasgow isn't like this . But ya Glasgow estates having nothing on Harlem Queens Brooklyn Bronx Cmon now.

[@Elly-caitlin93]

Run for your life Bullet and never look back!

[@MarkSkids]

I can smell these houses and "people" through my phone.

[@yorkshireplumbing]

"I know I'm only 16 & pregnant, but I don't believe in abortion" *proceeds to take drag from cigarette*.

[@TickleMeElmo55]

That's a typical response.

[@jehruvillarente6223]

+Edina Monsoon if they so believe in religion (reason they are against abortion), they wudnt be pregnant in the first place e.e

[@ancientways1162]

pfft if she was religious she wouldn't of been having sex before marriage ..

[@yorkshireplumbing]

Ancient ways -- Yes, but you don't have to be religious to have a brain.

[@ancientways1162]

no, u just have to have a mother that doesn't allow her 16 year old to have her 20 year old boyfriend sleep over .

[@irma7503]

I put captions on to understand what they were saying, even with captions on it still came out incoherent and made no sense 😂

[@mabra87]

Same 🤣🤣

[@peanutsarecheap1997]

👂 my ears 😂 😂 lol

[@MrNotronnie]

Probably the xanax and smack more than the accent.

[@omarihardwick5633]

@@peanutsarecheap1997 hello ❤❤

[@gusmac6231]

Can't understand these guys but I'm mesmerised

[@kaz4009]

I understood about 10% of what we being said

[@danholliday5564]

Remember watching this back in the day. Long live Bullet.

[@ross6668]

Sadly he is no longer with us...

[@VorcanineNation2014]

@@ross6668 It's Bullet we're talking about, he outran age faster than a bullet. Mad dog is no doubt still here my friend.

[@tomm_m_m6378]

Imagine being described as “ex heavy drinkers and hell raisers” 😂😂😂

[@magnaseeker1933]

Imagine the feeling that it was you and you beat the odds against you and came out the other side

[@nickycotton6137]

Aye, "Foil with Smack on it"! Well that's a rarity if there was any actually left.

[@johncongalton3519]

well they seem to have got their lives together even though they cannot control the behaviour of the youngest and the oldest who is in jail...but thet are trying their utmost not to have a repeat of that with their daughter whom is at a crossroadson which direction in life she will go..im curious to what happend..ANYONE GOT AN UPDATE

[@lisasuzannekear-ranby8101]

Ha ha ....

[@deniseshephard3347]

I feel so sorry for Kendall she is so young but having to put up with everything she has to put up with at such a early age it’s just so wrong also when she reached for the items and she knew what they were it destroyed me I’m pleased Bullet was rehomed he didn’t deserve the environment he was in they didn’t Deserve him he was soft and gentle and loving they broke him My heart goes out for the Kree family going all out to make things better

[@kegalormoon]

One of the girls from this show is on tic tok she seem to be wisening up can't remember which one though

[@hawky2k215]

Marvin is a utterly a wrong man for her! He already slept with her cousin too ffs! She should've got rid of him sooner! If she did she'll have a better life then what she had by moving away and forget the selfish bone idol Marvin, get away from her horrible cousins too

[@lisahutchins8186]

That mom is so immature the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

[@snipz1]

Jesus wept 😂 i suddenly feel beautiful and rich

[@SocialmotionMedia]

Well stated.

[@Ken-zl4ic]

I'm only able to pick out some words and then try to fill in the blanks.

[@michaelwilson6483]

I can understand them and I'm English. Mind you I spent a long time in Ayrshire

[@gillianbrookwell1678]

Same here, I'm English but the Scots are a headache to understand.

[@gillianbrookwell1678]

@@shaqeeras625 Probably out of curiosity.

[@Nogames2281]

@@shaqeeras625 lol rt..its a train wreck you cant stop watching...not that i understand much..a word here & there...only narrator really.. Dk if its cuz im in America or what but i need captions. Lol

[@meganwatson6589]

If ye canny understand what we r sayin then why no learn

[@ohmeowzer1]

Gordon is a good dad .keep up the good work

[@elainemainganya8668]

I find it so strange that Kay would kick her own daughter out for being pregnant but was letting other kids into her home to help them get onto their feet..how ironic is that...?

[@laidedges]

Yes that was quite odd. It seems that she cares more about strangers then her own kids. Very weird woman

[@blackietotheend]

And she let the boyfriend of 20 years of age, stay over night, disgusting

[@yolandascholten2012]

I think she wanted those kids around for companionship, someone to smoke with and talk too. She needs to grow up and take responsibility for her own kids.

[@mcfcrusssinfin6371]

i'm from England and I understand them perfectly, for those who know what they're saying turn on the subtitles it's comedy gold

[@jodywillow3332]

I turned subtitles on and nearly peed myself laughing 😂😂

[@mcfcrusssinfin6371]

Proper jokes

[@honeybee1852]

I’ve got subtitles on & not even KZbin can understand half of it, it’s complete Jiberish

[@angelheart5963]

😂😂😂

[@russt4865]

'I joined really like I could love my turtle now' 😂😂😂

[@marcp3788]

Respect to the ppl getting the community centre back up & running

[@aam3361]

Wish there were more comments about that rather than how they live!

[@aam3361]

Wish there were more comments about that rather than how they live!

[@Pinkcandy777]

@@aam3361 agree feel 4 them

[@wario4166]

Yea, that will fix this area, a community centre holding retarded discos and selling crisps and bottles of cola. 👍👍👍

[@callummcgregor4589]

That turned out to be a famous seriel killer operation ring

[@Stampistuta]

If a couple can have a drunken argument I front of a TV camera I can only imagine how bad things are behind closed doors.

[@WolfTrap1000]

What a collection of excellent humans

[@noveltybobel]

When you are 20 years old and your parents kick you out of the house and make you homeless when they go on holiday because you cant be trusted to be there alone, you know its time to re-evaluate your life.

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

I don't know how his parents do it, my parents would've re-evaluated it for me long before I was 20 if I acted like that! What a degenerate.

[@nickhyde420]

I think all those people need to re-evaluate their lives. (Except Bullet).

[@fat80832]

instead of reevaluating he became a heroin addict while they were on holiday 😂😂😂 watch episode 3

[@Potts2k8]

... 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@bruceleehee9267]

@@fat80832 with all that laying around I’m pretty sure he was on Herion way before that holiday

[@maycrotch8576]

Those are the strongest Scottish accents I've ever heard.

[@leelabizbee]

Go further up north in Scotland and you have no chance of understanding.

[@DutchBane]

I couldnt understand a word until i got drunk

[@leelabizbee]

@@DutchBane its the only way we can actually truly understand each other up here. Get pissed, make perfect sense 👌

[@clarky2356]

Aye ya wee bastard 🤣

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

They get so strong up north. Even other Scots can't understand them. It literally sounds like a foreign language not English. I think in this video some are stronger than other Scots I've heard, but I can understand pretty much everything they say.

[@voyageinthepast8752]

Thank you Mrs Thatcher !!! See what you ve done ? For working class people, i am myself, when there is no work, and even worse no hope of work, then there is nothing left.

[@cragboom3]

Thatcher was good. You are probably too indoctrinated to know. She supported hard working people who wanted to better themselves and gave them that that choice. Not everything in this life is the Tories fault.

[@buchanfoulsham6314]

​@@cragboom3😂🤣🤣

[@deeplyseated7427]

For some reason this makes me imagine Hyacinth Bucket broken down and lost in a banger somewhere here in this place and frazzling out. That would be hilarious.

[@jellyboy123]

if i had a penny for every tooth i see in this video i would have 2p.

[@missyemapel]

Don't know why I find this so funny. But I do!

[@markyboyb32ify]

Lmao cracked me up pal

[@krrhys]

Ok this got me😂😂😂

[@johnetheridge5833]

How much is 2p in u.s dollars please and thank you.

[@robertjebediahfreeman4177]

Come on bro😂😂😂that ain't nice

[@ryanmallett9733]

I nearly threw up when that girl said she was a pole dancer. Jesus no way am I paying to watch that!

[@johnfennell7306]

She meant a telephone pole dancer

[@nataliemccabe3290]

😂🤣😭🤣🤣😂😭

[@bazzahggh1477]

Pole smoker

[@Synthetic-Chicken]

She gets paid to put clothes on.

[@justsaying1818]

I'll just pay for an empty pole.

[@workerworkers4068]

This is the best episode ever.

[@peterdawson2384]

The best advert for Scottish independence I have seen this year.

[@waynejshynzhinds4434]

The struggle is real all over the world. God bless.

[@buckthorn7084]

This is literally one of the most depressing things I have ever seen.

[@garrymuir5134]

Try living like this for a month no wonder every body in Scotland are depressed on drugs or on drink were screaming out for help and no one is listening

[@ianmangham4570]

@@garrymuir5134 This is fuck all, they have heating and running water, try living in Kenya in a mud hut and a filthy puddle out back, then the local cops and officials turn up for a bribe or they'll kick your hut in.

[@rclayton0187]

I can't understand it so idk.. but I'd love to know what's happening tho.

[@SpiritEngine]

It's been eight years. Maybe things have changed for some people, but this poverty still exists. Scotland deserves better

[@ianmangham4570]

@@SpiritEngine It's gotten worse

[@bernadettetaylor881]

What a sad and pathetic place.. ignorance, poverty, violence, and not one responsible adult in that bleak little group. Is there any structure, routine, or standard set? Very poor. Very bad

[@geneshepherd2962]

If I lived there I'd save buy a tent and leave for better pasture. These people aren't trees. They're not stuck.

[@delanodegenie6970]

As a London boy born and bred I now know why it was beneficial having a father from Glasgow and spending every summer holiday in Scotland as a kid.... It was so I could watch programmes like this and understand what everyone is saying!! 😂😂

[@batmanb8194]

i cant understand anything. american here

[@LalaaCherry]

@@batmanb8194 smh

[@lisasuzannekear-ranby8101]

My 1st hubbys family were from Fife ..lol

[@jenniferbueller6761]

I can’t understand anyone but the narrator!

[@NastyNate707]

Yea as an American I’m trying to understand them but honestly can’t. It’s such a strong accent I just can’t decipher it.

[@rahowherox1177]

the dog is tue only one with the brains to leave the place... I reckon he waited for a nice and legal car and did a dive for it...

[@whome5933]

Awe shit that's funny! But sad too because I think you're right!

[@darylglynroberts85]

Not a toothbrush in Scotland

[@kurtfletcher9161]

Love how Gordon's got about 5 grands worth of gold round his neck but can't get young Chris on the family holiday 🤣

[@thesatisfiedcustomer4869]

More like about 5 quids worth.

[@jordan3405]

think is fools goold lol

[@sarahholland2600]

His jewellery is cheap Argos, at best.

[@Del-Blanco-Diablo]

Even if he did have the money young Chris was never going on that family holiday. They boys a total liability and pure fanny when he's been on the drink,he's no really the kinda person you want too take on a relaxing family holiday..

[@KC-qk1xr]

Can't blame him for not wanting that horrible little scumbag on his holiday

[@wightqueen3419]

that was the best thing for bullet a great dog needs a home filled with love not drugs shouting and fighting they didn't deserve that dog anyway no wonder it kept running away he knew there was a better life out there for him I hope he is very happy!!

[@archiehartness885]

If I remember correctly..Bullit was knocked down by a car and needed £1000’s for an operation..think the Vets waived the fee and the Dug was re-homed to another family who took proper care of him😉

[@conniethomas4753]

Should move into the Crees as they are beloved :-)

[@carolsheenyhailstoneartgra3977]

The poor dog 😢

[@nickycotton6137]

Aye, he was Dealing MSJ's. Plenty of them everywhere. Let alone in 'Bonnie Scorland'. Just hope he didn't feed the Dog 'em, but he must've been necking 'em like Smarties.

[@Del-Blanco-Diablo]

​@@nickycotton6137MSJs what the fuck are they. Do you know mean MSTs morphine sulphate tablets...

[@dannywyatt7204]

Watching during the 2020 Rona lockdown, made redundant, no money, missed mortgage payment, Audi’s been repossessed, not able to get any benefits, no work coming in, holidays been cancelled, not paid my gas and electric in 3 months and bailiffs due any minute BUT OMG LIFE IS GOOD IN COMPARISON TO THIS.

[@thebign8886]

Lol

[@missmcphee8859]

Sad. Hope you are able to get on top of things. We need to reopen this economy!!

[@charlizemazta3611]

I`m so so sorry! I lost my job but lucky in Norway They cant let you go until its been 3 months from the day you lost your job. Same as if you get fired :o

[@judemelroses9920]

Sending you good vibes. Things will get better soon.

[@stephenmurray2851]

Yes and getting 80% of your pay for f all.

[@terriehaylock9058]

I'm Australian and I can't understand a word they are saying. 😄

[@rinkydinkydragon1]

I’m English and I can’t!! 🤣

[@cragboom3]

good. Bit rich coming from a Ausie tho

[@SisterAimz77788]

Mum encourages the boy to stay and gets shocked when her 16 year old gets pregnant 🤔

[@colleenlally-ross7105]

They were supposed to just play 'Go Fish' in her room! These poor kids...its like their future is already screwed.

[@stayawayfromthewoke3412]

Shes an awful mum for letting a 20 year old with her teen daughter shes only just left school 🤮

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

If I had a penny for every word I understood in this whole video I would have 7p.

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

@P Day It's spelt "exaggeration" 👍

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

@P Day Spelt is a word in the UK, so I'll stick with "spelt." Thanks for the useless wisdom though.

[@simpsy5900]

@@WhatTheHe11isTHAT ok buddy narrator is speaking perfect clear English

[@KittyAmour]

I swear, no one even opens the mouth when they talk!

[@nyw443]

🤣

[@marccoulson8997]

This helps me realise that I have not turned out too bad at all.

[@kerryh3918]

Looking at this doco a decade on, I wonder just how many of the participants are still alive or have made their situation a bit better??