The Secret Life of Woodlice

[@PelicanCheif]

I was always so sick of woodlice eating all my eclairs and drinking all my whiskey, until I realised the struggles they faced with gambling and homelessness. Excellent video, bringing attention to a really important issue!

[@kierenjerrett7774]

😂😂😂

[@blurlover13]

They eat mercury & other toxic chemicals

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

You will find the Woodlice in the whales fin praying to the left 👽

[@Notinuseee]

I do not regret watching this 😂👏🏽

[@IamGhengisKhan]

You gotta fix your audio levels bro. People can't laugh if they can't hear you.

[@Joy-fq1wy]

Oh my gosh I spend three days of my life doing three 5hr turn alternation studies on woodlice for AH Biology. This video was a life saver when I was on the verge of tears of boredom. (To put that in context I put woodlice in a maze and recorded which direction they turned over 600 times...)

[@iamjimb]

Which way do they go?

[@Joy-fq1wy]

Jimb 82.2% turned the opposite direction to the one in which they were forced on the previous turn...

[@lucywilliams8050]

My scientist teacher played this infront of the whole class without watching it

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

you gotta love this guy

[@fartinringo]

My science teacher played this in class😂😂😂😂😂

[@EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99]

I was bored so I thought; 'what's something really random I can watch?'. I typed; 'woodlouse documentary' and got this... not disappointed.

[@Joy-fq1wy]

jake ellis Love it! As weird as that is you’re not the only one😅

[@Harry-fp1hm]

Well my 4 year old asked to learn about woodlice before bed, and this is what’s he’s learnt 😂

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Base tree

[@stevechatha4533]

Scotch eggs??!!! Chocolate eclairs??!! Electronica? Alcohol!!!!!! Debt!!!!!!! Omg!!! Dyinggggggg!!!!!!!!

[@TheMonkeybg]

I didn't expect that ending

[@theworthysoul]

Woodlice are cool, and related to marine isopods. One of the few garden crustaceans!

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Drowns in the bath

[@axjagfilms]

1:45 looks like sone scene from a sci-fi desert movie. So this entire time, my Isopod colony wasn’t actually plagued?

[@thirdyiiigatia2077]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE UNDER BRICKS

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

they love bricks

[@deathkeys1]

darkness, moisture and safety.

[@toast3077]

They're brick layers in the day

[@rodrigobenzancur23]

Darkness too

[@gaminggrace7946]

I love wood lice there adorable

[@drsnobby881]

Cool! A small KZbinr makes a fun, creative very nicely filmed video and all he gets is hate. I actually thought this is a documentary about Philoscia muscorum but it was funny anyway

[@cosmiconion87]

I totally get it.

[@iteamy]

this is wonderful. I've learned so much, not least that in England "hair" is pronounced "Heah"

[@victoriasalter1701]

So cute...

[@LajosCser]

I kind of get mocking the style of documentaries, but still it's quite odd that this is among the top search results for "woodlice" on KZbin. The video just beneath it was a Japanese cook preparing an isopod dish. Who's going to educate me about poor woodlice?! :D

[@blurlover13]

Fun fact: woodlice job is to go around the streets & houses eating mercury

[@hepariful]

Woodlice are isopods that have successfully established themselves on land. Our giant cousins ​​live in the deep sea.

[@samaelangelus321]

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

[@אורליבלושטיין-ו2ע]

This time to rescue the woodlice, because woodlice need life forever!!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@maylam27]

That wood louse must be very traumatised being put in strange environments for a video 😂

[@frankjames5292]

Do they eat plants?

[@jagnikghosh]

A woodlice feed mainly on decaying plant material, but they can also damage seedlings, bedding plants, peas, beans and carrots, for example, and soft tissues, such as cucumber plants, strawberry fruits and tomatoes.

[@phoenixeagle462]

I once met a good ole woodlice friend who had over $100k in student debt. Went to college because who doesn’t love parting right? He lost his car, his fancy loft he was living in and couldn’t go parting any more. He had to work the night shift every day. He was so broke he had to sell everything he had just to be able to pay all his student debt. He filed for bankruptcy and turned to drugs to try to relieve himself of all the stress he ended up with after all these years. Poor woodlice friend. He was caught one night in a robbery and got arrested. While in his glass cage prison cell. A lizard inmate came towards him and murdered him and ate him. RIP woodlice. Woodlice lives matter. So let’s donate more to help other woodlice in debt get back on track and not end up line my friend!

[@jagnikghosh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FnXMusique]

Lol. I was looking for something serious 😂

[@Maya-kj7vb]

had me in the first half ngl

[@UKWEED]

best video I've ever seen ahahahahah

[@cameronsmith672]

Had me in the first half. Not gunna lie.

[@Adnancorner]

they are earthworms of the tropics

[@KitanaFaye]

They like too live in my house a lot and I just go hey lil guy let’s party ahaha you total fucking Pratt 😂😂🤍😂

[@ytvideoedits457]

Inspirational 😭

[@morowdamien1551]

genius

[@taleandclawrock2606]

Hahaha. Im setting up a patreon to help the homeless woodlice....donate to Detritavores Annonymous.

[@DemMedHornene]

The video is extremely quite and mainly in the left side of my headphones ^-^' think this is due do-over, otherwise an interesting video

[@thenaturalworldwithlewismi9920]

This voice over is fucking mental

[@Louie.Oxford]

♥♥♥

[@twoletters8347]

My teacher played this in class last year-

[@Mizopa-Ralte]

I’m traumatised now😊

[@sukunashusbandandekitten]

woodluce are the best at hide and seek.

[@FusionDeveloper]

No audio except bird chirping at the intro

[@rinchhensherpa6972]

WTF did i just watch 🤢😬 Woodlice in your bed, wood lice in your hair eww

[@neonflashsparkotron5435]

RINCHHEN SHERPA regular head Lice and Wood lice have differences, but head lice are way worse

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

woodlice woudnt fit in hair xd you would easily feel them

[@freshboy3968]

Not sure if this "document" is funny, or horrifying. 😅

[@ThunderStruck15]

What?

[@jesslovesdek]

Were these paid actors?

[@ZomBeeNature]

😲 I... I... 😉

[@ChrisTheSparky]

Thumbs down for poor volume levels

[@Mizopa-Ralte]

Until u said hair

[@pawelmatus]

Hannibal Lecter like voice. Creepy af but so appropriate. Cheers.

[@mansaruaidhri5602]

🤪crustacean?

[@sdqsdq6274]

haha

[@ThePederangell]

Roly Poly (pillbug) enthusiasts... we're on facebook

[@laurenc6128]

😂

[@Pikmin.-]

Cute cockroaches

[@magnuto]

This video was creepy af

[@daibhiseaghdha153]

starts off with facts, then slowly starts talking rubbish, and misinformation. the opposite of education. maybe he had a pint of whiskhy.

[@TheGhoul95]

What the actual fuck though.