The Silkbulb Test | Scary Game Squad

[@nigiyakapepper977]

"we are 3 ants exploring a wifi router" - davis, 2023

[@SpencerLuxBurton]

Scary Game Squad helped me survive my last marriage as well as my alcoholism. Scary Game Squad is, without hyperbole, the best gaming content. Period.

[@Ma-Giik]

real sgs has gotten me through so much shit

[@SpencerLuxBurton]

@@Ma-Giik glad to meet you on the other side of it 🫡

[@homegrowntwinkie]

That's so crazy. SGS helped get me through the first 3yrs of my meth&heroin addiction. That isn't a joke, either.

[@SpencerLuxBurton]

@@homegrowntwinkie I'm proud of you for surviving that 🙏

[@willietarkington1628]

I agree

[@cruros9084]

With everything I had been seeing the past month, a part of me was worried about the future of SGS because this has honestly been one of the longest running series that I've consistently kept up with. Glad to see that the squad still is going strong.

[@theashennathancroft7271]

Same

[@romanov8428]

SGS could release a video of Davis eating cereal and I would watch the hell out of it.

[@Chrallen06]

The whole time, a rubber duck is slowly approaching from behind. Then as hes drinking the milk, it stares him in the eyes.

[@hybridreaver]

@@Chrallen06is he eating with a spoon or fork?

[@F3rum]

@@hybridreaver yes

[@therosesword007]

@@hybridreaver why not a spork lol

[@zoefilia35]

May i suggest Crendor my good man

[@Romanthony2007]

Glad SGS is still going strong despite the Recent "Issues" going on with a member And long live the Three Goof balls.

[@Kimmyfuzzygogglepage]

They still good with jirard? What happened?

[@MitoDrium]

@@Kimmyfuzzygogglepage A lot to cover, your best option would be to watch 2 videos by "Karl Jobst" on the topic, but it boils down to, the "Open Hand Foundation" founded by Jirards family and heavily endorsed by him has lied about donating money to dementia research and has just been hoarding the money, and Jirard knew but he continued to mislead people. Recently there have even been suspicions that that foundation might have alsp been embezzling money from other sponsors of a charity golf tournament his family organizes every year.

[@guiv5412]

I think they didnt mention anything about it

[@j0kerclash289]

@@Kimmyfuzzygogglepage he collects charity donations to fight dementia, but there have been issues where the collected money wasn't being transferred to the charity

[@thewisewolf768]

@@j0kerclash289 Understatement of the decade. The 'issues' were Jirard and his family's charity potentially stealing charity money as well as not donating the money that actually made it to their charity account for over 6 years while saying over and over again it was being donated to specific organizations

[@skeleton-bat]

Today I learned Davis has no chill under even the smallest amount of pressure.

[@Arrakiz666]

Did any playthrough he's bean piloting ever lead you to a different conclusion?

[@harrisonjones2013]

Davis not hitting the buttons in time made me anxious.

[@senseisleepyhead]

11:16 Davis' little "...what is this?" genuinely GOT me D:

[@marspowr]

omg I was so worried the Jirard stuff meant no SGS for a long time. I'm so glad you're still doing it!! thanks Jesse ❤

[@kurojima]

they cant wait for the years of prison time jirard probably has to do

[@bobbrossify]

@@kurojimawhy are y’all so horny for a dude to go to jail lmfao.

[@lifeoftekki]

@@kurojima you a good boy comenting it on everything regarding him. Her have a treat *pets your Head*

[@wwyd4akb]

@@lifeoftekki yeah how dare he bring up someone likely committing charity fraud for at least a decade? the nerve of some people.

[@lifeoftekki]

@@wwyd4akb everybody knows it already he looks like a nerd posting it under every comment

[@kerriable]

So glad to see SGS is alive and strong, was worried there for a bit, Jesse. A fitting addition to the official Year of One Million Subs. Next up, the Year of Two Million Subs.

[@Flashjackmak]

Even for a horror game, this one seemed stressful!

[@ashbobash179]

Congrats on hitting 1 million subscribers! Love SGS so much!

[@ratgutsnorthwind9154]

SGS should play slay the princess. Would love to see you guys go through that

[@alenezi989a3]

I would like this more than once.

[@Lakatu]

Seconded !!

[@Vrikrar]

It would be a great game to see Davis play especially, you know how he gets around monster girls.

[@crickettbug3959]

Oh man, please J-man, this would be great!

[@williammccallum4760]

Today, Jesse becomes the Merovingian. "I have survived your predecessors, and I will survive you." Scary Game Squad Forever

[@dinolandra]

wearing headphones you can hear someone breathing on the left from about 6:30 - 7:11. it sounds like they get up and leave the room at that point.

[@JoriDiculous]

You almost got the "Don't Look Down" part right. It doesn't matter where you look as long its Quick Glance. The "monster" move *when* you look at something. That's why it eat you on last try, you looked at B when clicking it twice.

[@netty2729]

I’ve been missing Davis. I’m happy now.

[@jadekenny1004]

I've never been confused between which one's Alex and which ones Jirard - but I didn't notice Jirard wasn't in it until they go through which Scooby Doo character they were and they only picked 3. I've been conditioned!!!!

[@kurojima]

Jirard to busy lawyering it up to desperately avoid prison time

[@truckfreak]

it's always been Alex and Davis for me. I've been watching SGS for years and it was only a few weeks ago that I managed to finally be able to tell their voices apart. lmao

[@Tureynul]

Alex really needs to speak out on the recent charity scam allegations, it's just getting weird with him not saying anything and then "conveniently" missing in the last few SGS episodes

[@spritelady4669]

Jirard’s Scooby Doo character is the monster villain of the day that would’ve gotten away with it; but the meddling kids Mutahar and Karl Jobst caught ‘em red handed.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

@@TureynulAlex?

[@reverieofmusic436]

God damn, the use of the Swedish Rhapsody numbers station song REALLY made me long for a SGS Signalis playthrough

[@ArkaosM]

Makes my week every time a scary game squad is uploaded. My favourite series on KZbin hands down, really hope you guys come back to the UK again in upcoming years too!

[@slackerlitgeek]

Davis' desperate argument using the lyrics to "I am the Walrus" is fantastic.

[@96kidbuu]

QOTD: I tried, but the taste stopped me. It has however shaped my tastes in food. Anything with a playdoughy/soft texture is great in my book (steam buns, mochi, soft serve ice cream: 10/10)

[@Deadwrong1990]

Always glad to see SGS. Just gotta ask: Will you ever play the Devil in Me? It’s been out for a year now and Until Dawn was what first turned me on to your channel.

[@LuckyRyo9989]

*Me every time Davis turns around* DAVIS PLEASE idk why but this game actually had me cringe and be on the end of my seat...i have never been so stressed

[@thequatropus]

SGS is literally one of my favorite things on the Internet

[@kennethforman5265]

I know jirard is going through some stuff so I was worried scary game squad was gonna go on hiatus. I'm glad you guys are still going to keep making stuff. But I hope everyone behind the scenes are doing good! Love you guys

[@picaludica]

Wait, what happened to Jirard? Is he okay? 😥

[@Catokawaii]

im not sure whats going on. hope its nothing super serious, wish him the best

[@kennethforman5265]

@@picaludica lawsuit stuff with his charity

[@NeonNautilus]

@@picaludica It was discovered that the charity he and his family run never actually donated any of the money they received. They don't seem to have used much of it for personal costs, but it has just been sitting there, losing value for years, while he was promoting it and the causes and groups it was supposedly going to.

[@ElyonDominus]

​@@picaludicaJust a tiny amount of charity fraud to the tune of over half a million dollars then lying about it after the fact.

[@oddtail_tiger]

This is a very "Scary Game Squad" kind of game. Love it.

[@jonathanmcginley8128]

1:46 Holy Sh*t, that’s the music from one of the Oxenfree anomalies!

[@Torvaun]

Hey, are there plans for the SGS to play The Devil In Me? You guys are by far my favorite youtubers for Dark Pictures, and I've been not watching it in the hopes of you playing it.

[@Jangcrow]

Alex knows whats up, I recall Playdough having a salty taste? 😂

[@lukepyburn]

Love y'all. Hang in there.

[@TricksyGob]

Good to know that SGS could still be a thing without Jirard

[@kurojima]

hard to play games with the boys from prison

[@D3cepti0ns]

I never felt like he was necessary anyway to what made sgs good as he wasn't as witty and funny as everyone else and kind of just spoiled stuff, was kind of mean and was a know-it-all. And now there is a space open for guests or a new member that gels perfectly and enhances sgs to the popularity it deserves, it's a hidden gem/hole-in-the-wall, place on youtube imo, and deserves more recognition. And maybe this change is a blessing in disguise.

[@CatcherMorningstar]

​@@D3cepti0nsThank you, and don't forget when he hears one funny joke from the others then proceeds to beat it to death for the next 100 episode. I'm just glad my wishes of him removing himself from the show finally manifested 🙏

[@jesseheisenberg8854]

@@D3cepti0ns yeah i that's what i thought for a long time. he adds nothing but exposition to the story that they were playing.

[@barbarascales1871]

@@CatcherMorningstarThis (and your other replies) seems like an unnecessary amount of hate based on what we know publicly. Why does Jirard trigger you so much?

[@FrankenSteinsGate]

Holy crap, this was legitimately one of the most unsettling things I've watched in a long time. I crave more.

[@FenderJReid]

Happy to see more SGS

[@katieb.024]

5:08 COMICAL synchronization, as always

[@omgwtf999965]

SGS lives on baby! to many more vids

[@hallaburger]

"am i in control?" me too, davis

[@RazielIgor]

I love Sam Neill's horror movies, both Event Horizon and In the Mouth of Madness are my favorites.

[@DrWickermoon]

Ahhh, Alex, let me tell you about the GDR and how it didn't have any Play-Doh, because that was a kid's toy from the capitalistic class enemy. I never had the chance to eat Play-Doh. What a sad, sad childhood.

[@PepicWalrus]

My mom made homemade play dough with kool-aid, shit tasted gourmett.

[@dennisl9176]

that was an.. intreresting game to say the least.

[@no1hansolo]

12:59 Davis missed the 3rd "B" at the end. That's why he failed 😂😂😂

[@neolithiumproduction]

I am so glad someone else was scarred by Event Horizon as a child. Same with me. My uncle was watching it and my innocent self joined in. To this day, I can't stand any clinic, hospital, infirmary scene in any movie, game, etc. o_o

[@sailorb00]

Yes Alex, of course I ate playdough. Bright colourful dough with a hint of salt? That shit was irresistible to my curious baby toddler brain 😂

[@charleswisconsin9196]

i didn't eat any until i was told not to eat it. then i HAD to.

[@dinolandra]

i still remember the taste and texture

[@gameguy1337]

I guess we won't be confusing Alex and Jirard anymore...

[@Kazeromaru]

... am I the only one whose gonna miss that? Least now we have the joke that we can tell them apart because Alex hasn't held onto donations for 10 years.

[@gameguy1337]

@@Kazeromaru No, regardless of what we think of Jirard currently. I will also miss him being part of the SGS.

[@gameguy1337]

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[@opssham]

​​@@gameguy1337I have no ill intention of jirad him doing a fraud charity is better bad news then hearing he become a sexual predator/acting like a cop and spreading rumors / talking about someone past to ruin their future like other content creator I just hope jirad becomes a better person of this incident and stay positive

[@Ellthom]

"Is this game called start" "No that's the start button" Off to a good start gents :P

[@Death_Lord_Eleressai]

I like how the crazy nonsensical game led you guys to a crazy nonsensical conversation at the end.

[@Grabehn42]

I "watched" Event Horizon on a bus trip, a freakin BUS trip, dunno what the tour guide was thinking but I was like 10 and just couldn't sleep nor avoid hearing that shit. From then on I just didn't care anymore

[@WenderPottery]

Thank the space butterfly for a new SGS right when I needed it most

[@SyntheticDivine]

Actually what you saw there at the end was

[@chemystrypassionfyre729]

Im hoping SGS will play the devil in me at some point 😅

[@HanaTheSloth]

Sammmmeee

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

I don’t think it’ll happen. The game was kinda ass and there’s no real supernatural element

[@OstroGothic]

To answer Alex's question, I am not raising my hand

[@samcar06c]

This was so wild!! Always pumpes for more SGS!!

[@mamaliege2461]

This is the sort of game that just makes you question why things with no meaning have such a negative effect on our brain. Like none of it makes sense, but it makes you feel attacked anyway. So fascinating lol

[@josephalmahmid3496]

sgs lives, hell yes ❤

[@yungskrrskrr6550]

In a time when i see all my heroes die. Im glad to see SGS stick around. Thank you Jesse! 💪

[@avidwriter2882]

I did not eat playdough but I did eat the child safe star toothpaste that was safe for kids (to swallow) and it was blue with glitter? in it and the tube came out in a star. I liked the taste.

[@lana_del_prey]

That was the best toothpaste in the world and if I could find it as a grown up, I would still use it

[@BassDad8]

That sound. I think I can hear it in my house. Somewhere. Something is coming. I won’t look down…

[@BassDad8]

Oh. Never mind. It was the cat

[@Raivenblade]

guess we wont see Jirard on SGS for a a while

[@kurojima]

has to complete his Prison Playthrough first

[@CSM100MK2]

GOOD

[@CatcherMorningstar]

Hopefully never 😂

[@daviddukes9392]

When the IRS investigators charity you won't see him for a long time the money isn't there it's gone

[@daviddukes9392]

​@@kurojima More likely he'll be going to the real one after the charity scam

[@MadhouseMinis]

Do you fear being alone? "You know how you buy those lego creation boxes?" Lmfao

[@SuperSnowshark]

QOTD: I never *ate* Playdoh, but I did lick it a lot. Playdoh is actually delicious.

[@DoctorPhilGud]

Omg this game is asmr its so creepy. I regret watching this with headphones

[@Bawhoppen]

I love Scary Game Squad

[@AngelavengerL]

love you guys.

[@Dragontaru]

I for sure chewed on playdough when i lost my baby teeth and my adult teeth were comin in. Alex needs these demographics.

[@DustyMansonOtome]

The gooply noise really made me feel icky. Also I love Event Horizon.

[@misterknite]

This video keeps buffering and not playing for me. I have tested several other videos on youtube in this same location and time and only this one is giving me buffering issues like it's 2003. Weird.

[@homegrowntwinkie]

this game has some absolutely insane graphics.... But when's SGS gonna play Go Home Annie with Alex at the reigns? cmon 'gents

[@Arrakiz666]

Davis would have to play it, because he's famously known as Annie Oakley.

[@williamhines6065]

Yo Jesse think you and the boys are gonna have time to play Amnesia Bunker? If not that’s cool thanks for video man!

[@benimanah]

We love you jesse!

[@Shizuku.Tsukishima]

Glad to see more of the boys

[@mindwall]

Hi Alex i want you to know that i used to stick playdoh in my ears instead of eating it. I usually just ate the sand in my driveway because i lived in Florida and it was abundant for a growing baby boy like me and I could eat it freely and with so much happiness in my heart

[@cory6266]

I would love to see you guys play Lethal Company.

[@AngelavengerL]

yessss! I soo want to see this! I've been watching cohh and strippin stream it and the chaos is so freaking hilarious!

[@FloofersFX]

Bringing in Mathas as well would be lovely and absolutely possible with the uncapped player numbers mod :D

[@michaelclark6618]

I love these boys these scary game boys

[@PantusRob]

Would love to see the squad check out CHORDOSIS

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

6:46 That's not a stranger. That's Matt Patt.

[@jamessummers6366]

Long live SGS. Still got the best parts showing up to game and that’s all I need. Congrats on the one million subs Cox!

[@mattrodgers157]

Would be cool if Brett Bayone took Jirards place

[@canatsey]

*raises hand* My family made play dough at home, so sometimes we ate it as kids lol.

[@songkit2312]

Please play all the new Fears to Fathoms! Very excited for more to come ❤

[@dominicstevens5851]

FoR tHe AlGoRiThM

[@Wyntrik]

It's even worse, I ate Play Doh when my siblings were playing with it, who are 9 years younger than me!

[@Ghost-lx5oi]

event horizon is my all time favorite horror film

[@Nohirexi]

So I never ate playdough, but I remember considering eating it. I smelled it and decided against it, it smelled oddly salty 🤨 ps amen for the surprise SGS, I needed this

[@jonathand8333]

very interesting niche game, scary game squad

[@tzuyd]

I'm impressed that Jesse didn't go the route of deleting comments and pretending everything is fine. A lot of times I miss TB because I think he kept Jesse a bit more grounded, but it's nice to see he's still a good dude.

[@mysterelunchmeat]

Jesse saying Davis Shines in a crowd, Davis saying No he gets Overstimulated, only for Jesse to deny and stand by his view....is neurodivergence experience right there. You have a perspective, we tell you what's actually happening to us internally, you decide, nah, your view is right. x'DDD

[@sinswhisper9588]

definitely thankful they played this ... kuz its not a game for me ... wasnt entertained in the slightest -- just a genre type i dont care about -- but i did watch the whole video!!

[@SherioCheers]

I never ate play dough as a kid because my sister did and puked. Learn from other ppl's mistakes I say!

[@theknight660]

playdoh salt just avoid the crunchy pieces!

[@delemma8984]

Eating playdough was for the lower class, I ate crayola crayons.

[@FluffyThieves]

100% I at least tasted playdoh as a kid

[@naheleshiriki5496]

I only tried once in my life at daycare to eat Play-Doh and it was simply because the daycare runner told me not to do it. I had no interest prior. It literally never once popped into my mind to eat it. Until she said something and I wondered.... " Why would one eat Play-Doh? Does it taste good?"

[@PrimeMyth64]

SGS is the best!

[@jamespatton4669]

The fact that Jesse uploaded this with out you know who tells me everything I need to know about the whole situation

[@HanaTheSloth]

What? Lol that jirard is working with his lawyers and trying to resolve it? Ya, totally tells you everything lol especially when jesse already said a few videos back that SGS will continue and go around ppls schedules. So jirard may not be in this one or the next but I'd say he would be in future ones unless he backs off of streaming and such. If anything he wouldn't wanna bring the hate to Jesse's channel because ppl like you and the other 12 dumbasses who comment about jirard will be sure to bring it up again if he does show up. #cancelcultureisretarded.

[@dutchislax14]

Yep

[@josephsteven1600]

Welcome back Scary Game Squad!

[@SailorDoom21]

Yall gotta play “Who’s Lila?” something for everyone there

[@Ananasboat]

Some of those weird ambiance squeaks reminded me of C-BAT. I would like a refund.

[@SWNPND]

i tried playdoh once but never ingested it

[@gabrieleomaggio1461]

New SGS, hell yeah!