Denmark 1848: fights for a few years. Denmark 1864: fights for a few months. Denmark 1940:
@radking98545 жыл бұрын
Not even a lie
@342Rodry5 жыл бұрын
Denmark found war boring
@G0DKING5 жыл бұрын
Denmark 2019: Fights for a few minutes
@pqbdwmnu5 жыл бұрын
They got tired
@Tonyx.yt.5 жыл бұрын
2050 Denmakistan :
@robinkris2945 жыл бұрын
*goes to sleep in danish* *wakes up in german*
@pqbdwmnu5 жыл бұрын
Ach, ich bin ein deutschen
@aboaboabo32905 жыл бұрын
終極神卡 *Deutscher
@pqbdwmnu5 жыл бұрын
Voornaam Achternaam ich kannst nicht sprechen deutschen
@solastorm75 жыл бұрын
hell of a power nap
@PegenGaming4895 жыл бұрын
Uff, looks like there positon of power is not existent.
@AFT_05G4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: In early 1940 Denmark had a population of 3.8 million people,Wehrmacht's total enlisted personnel numbered 5.5 million.
@peterwillemoes18014 жыл бұрын
True
@TrueChell4 жыл бұрын
Denmark 1940 3.8 million people -> Army on 14 thousand. Finland 1940 3,69 million people - Army of 475 thousand. Denmark and their "building of military capability." xD
@peterwillemoes18014 жыл бұрын
Chell-sama we had a larger army but that was only the amount of troops engaged in the combat
@reellezahl4 жыл бұрын
@@TrueChell And Finnland actually beat back the USSR!
@Leinsterr4 жыл бұрын
@@reellezahl Errr no. No it did not. It held the USSR at bay for a while, but I did not beat them back and in fact did lose, giving the USSR a phyrric victory. The Soviets took border areas off Finland and seized most of not all of their ships.
@GuyontheInternet5255 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to sleep and waking up being under German control
@orr43375 жыл бұрын
We (the Danes back then) were just told via the radio and newspapers that Germany was protecting us from the Britains (I know, it sounds stupid)
@gorthorki5 жыл бұрын
@@orr4337 Britain did kill more of my people in bombings than the Germans. Yeah, they were not wrong.
@jamesbhollingsworth54525 жыл бұрын
Thor Hornshoej - Schierbeck Yes they did.
@orr43375 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbhollingsworth5452 but that was after Germany began "protecting" us, and in the process use the west coast for bomb shelters and cannons
@jamesbhollingsworth54525 жыл бұрын
Thor Hornshoej - Schierbeck ok
@RKNGL5 жыл бұрын
To understand how easy of a time the Wehrmacht had it should be noted that they just sailed a barge up-to a dock and started unloading troops in Copenhagen. Apparently some Danes that witnessed the events said they just figured someone was shooting a scene for a movie.
@isaac_aren5 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something a Canadian would do
@vrenak5 жыл бұрын
The reason for this is that the Army and Navy had different systems of alerts, so while the Army had been on high alert, the Navy was not, and the batteries around Copenhagen were all the navys. Add to that a bit of miscommunication, and technical difficulties at the battery that actually could have done something, and they got in totally unopposed.
@joek6005 жыл бұрын
@@vrenak batteries not included lol
@StYxXx4 жыл бұрын
@@joek600 Well done :D
@shaywright66083 жыл бұрын
Just imagining the training they had to do to get ready for that exact moment, expecting coastal batteries and ships to be swarming you and in reality you leisurely stroll out of the landing craft into the enemy capital and call it an invasion
@grb_XD Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Luxembourg lasted longer than Denmark. Though the fighting was done mostly by police officers and a small militia. But still Luxembourg managed to hold out for two days.
@Mitaka.Kotsuka Жыл бұрын
Austra: Did you guys fought back?
@ronlacker32610 ай бұрын
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka Fight* back. Idiot.
@ThatGuyFromEgypt5 ай бұрын
1 day*
@RepostGuy1014 ай бұрын
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka they didnt really get invaded though
@charlesmartin11214 ай бұрын
Whether or not it was a sensible thing to surrender so quickly can be debated, but the extent of collaboration which took place afterwards was shameful.
@terminatorbigfoot91995 жыл бұрын
That moment when you literally wake up in a different country
@yarpen265 жыл бұрын
Not really though. Denmark didn't cease to exist as a country in any way, shape or form, it was simply occupied. It wasn't annexed into the Reich Luxembourg-style, it wasn't even given the Reichskommissariat status the way Norway, the Netherlands, Belgium and North France were.
@yarpen265 жыл бұрын
@@50shekels Only a couple territories were fully annexed, such as Austria, the Sudetenland, Luxembourg as well as the parts of Poland that did not form either the General Government or the Soviet occupation zone which after Barbarossa were turned into Reichskommissariats. In fact, it was almost exactly like the pre-1914 Imperial Germany, except with Austria, Luxembourg and the Sudetenland.
@yarpen265 жыл бұрын
@@50shekels Jesus Christ dude, calm the fuck down! I only expanded upon what you wrote there is all.
@Alex-yz6uq5 жыл бұрын
@@noavanderhoorn2996 you dont wake up in a new county, you wake up in another countrys air space
@Cthulhu_Awaken5 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-yz6uq What if he slept until landing?
@bundleoffuck29865 жыл бұрын
Hitler hovering towards someone with a sign is somehow hilarious.
@Nugcon5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@crqf2010ruler5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@kaiservonpanzer2135 жыл бұрын
I agree
@hda22435 жыл бұрын
I agree
@BoldOne87605 жыл бұрын
I agree
@emilandersen21954 жыл бұрын
The story about Germany protecting the Danes could almost have been believable, with the way Denmark had experienced British "intervention" in the past 200 years at that point.
@reedcoffman32104 жыл бұрын
Also an invasion of denmark from the british to get an easy flank to berlin wouldnt be completely out of the question
@Flamechr3 жыл бұрын
@@reedcoffman3210 a little late but did they help the finish people the poles ? No they did not. And with that in the minds of the Danish people in 1940 there was no realistic way we would have held the germans at bay.
@peter-84833 жыл бұрын
The Germans helped the Fins in the winter war, so yeah Germany was protecting the Danes.
@QWERTY-gp8fd3 жыл бұрын
@@peter-8483 u talking about continuation war. in winter war finland recieved no outside help.
@sancte39823 жыл бұрын
@@QWERTY-gp8fd Thats wrong. nordic countries, like Estonia and Hungary helped alot in the winter war
@nevadaterritorium_855 жыл бұрын
When the German ambassador issues you a declaration of war, and to save time you surrender to them before he leaves to save time
@CommanderStupid5 жыл бұрын
"I am Speed" -Christian X
@zhkoende23794 жыл бұрын
vi er bare så venlige,
@bosto233 жыл бұрын
To save time, I assume?
@hugo57k913 жыл бұрын
@@bosto23 idk I think he actually might be trying to save time
@mace88733 жыл бұрын
Except that didn't happen...
@ZhangtheGreat4 жыл бұрын
When I visited Denmark, our museum tour guides all mentioned that Germany treated Denmark incredibly well. The German soldiers did not loot or misbehave; they simply patrolled like any other law enforcement entity. Our guides said that Germany basically used Denmark as a symbol of how cooperation benefits nations, and the two sides had a "false friendship" going until 1945.
@limesebastian3 жыл бұрын
I'd add to that, that obviously the Danes didn't like the arrangement, but for the good of the country they had to accept German presence, and until large scale protests erupted in August 1943 Denmark did get to manage its own affairs - as long as it was approved by the Germans of course. After the protests in Aug 1943 and an ultimatum directly from Hitler, the government stepped down and the police and military was disbanded - deported to concentration camps - and the Danish Jews who had until then been allowed to carry on were hunted down on October 1. Almost all of them had luckily been transported to safety in Sweden by then. The Nazis would implement the same harsh conditions as in other occupied countries, and Denmark was de facto without a government from then on as resistance towards the occupiers grew.
@asgerv2 жыл бұрын
@@urlauburlaub2222 Yeah sure, we became one of the best places to live in world, by being lazy. Nice logic :D
@asgerv2 жыл бұрын
@@urlauburlaub2222You sound like a typical uneducated right wing American. Denmark's unemployment is 2,5% while the US is about 4%. Plenty of things happen in Denmark, and our neighbors are also successful, and they don't hate us. Anything else you are confused about?
@VladRadu-tq1pg2 жыл бұрын
@@asgerv you seem prety confused by the simple fact that you assume that a right winger would be unedducated but for some retarded reason a left winger would be very educated when if you have eyese and more than a functioning neuron you d realise that especialy in america it's not the case. Nothing happens in denmark, get over it.
@asgerv2 жыл бұрын
@@VladRadu-tq1pgI agree that both right and left wing can be uneducated, but there is no one on the left trying to shit on Denmark for being socialist and what not. So that's why it's pretty clear
@GeoStreber4 жыл бұрын
As a german living in Denmark, I finally understand all the references that my colleagues make and that I didn't understand yet.
@JarmamStuff3 жыл бұрын
The 1864 Danish decision to go to war with Prussia and get so resoundingly routed that 1/3 of the nation's area was lost plays some part in it as well. Danes love mocking other countries, but above all we love mocking ourselves. And above that mocking the Swedes ofc
@Purjo922 жыл бұрын
@@JarmamStuff We finns love mocking Swedes too. With love, ofc.
@Ce0ammer2 жыл бұрын
@@Purjo92 At the same time most Swedes doesn't even know that Finns study Swedish in school. Heck, most Swedes relate to Finns as the creators of Mumin and Koskenkorva.
@kevo_14085 жыл бұрын
Germany: Hey could you please surrender? Denmark: Lmao ok
@radopon4 жыл бұрын
Zeros DaBast hitler: didn’t expect that reaction but that’s ok
@JSolisHD4 жыл бұрын
Denmark was too small to offer any sign of resistance to the Wehrmacht. It's either surrender, save the people or be crushed. Denmark opted the first option!
@Norup9284 жыл бұрын
@@JSolisHD the thing I would have done is make a bigger millitary around 1,4 million people was men so if they attacked they would be pushed back and they would not strike back because of the resources it would take
@crazydinosaur89454 жыл бұрын
Denmark did not get bombed in the war (except one time i think) we were treated well by the germans but histery see us as part of the allies, we got money from the marshall plan i call it a pro gemere move
@Norup9284 жыл бұрын
@@crazydinosaur8945 yes i know i am also from Denmark
@philipheng38765 жыл бұрын
Could you do one on the invasion of Norway next, seeing as that would go hand in hand with this video
@Mr-Q25 жыл бұрын
Indeed, that would be great, especially the sinking of the Blücher by an obsolete fortress manned by recruits and commanded by a retired colonel.
@mlgprussian71155 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Britain failed terribly with Norway. Bless that poor man Chamberlain
@Admiral45-105 жыл бұрын
Hey, isn't it a war, that lasted 2 days (ended in Battle of Narwik in 1940)?
@ziongarner44854 жыл бұрын
Admirał Patryk 2 months not days
@martiningulstad88534 жыл бұрын
@@Admiral45-10 what? No. It lasted 5 months. And it was a on going resistance to the occupation for the rest of the war.
@alexrowe70634 жыл бұрын
"Mom can we go to Germany?" "Dear we have Germany at home" Germany at home:
@kennethnwebb3 жыл бұрын
This one is gold....hahahahaha
@hernanmartinez20003 жыл бұрын
OMG Hahahaha
@shuichiREI-vw6ed3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam79863 жыл бұрын
If you can’t go to Germany. Then Germany can come to you.
@deathsquad88913 жыл бұрын
Quite literally too
@randomcrusader33105 жыл бұрын
I love bagels
@oenrn5 жыл бұрын
Yes, before the occupation they spoke English...
@danskegriphinn5 жыл бұрын
@@oenrn and during they were annexed... During the... *Occupation*
@joshual45135 жыл бұрын
I thought Denmark spoke Danish, not English.
@oyuk46185 жыл бұрын
r/massivewooooosh
@naghievk5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tubbeyt5 жыл бұрын
Bornholm is part of Denmark not Sweden. Seriously every single time.
@dschledermann5 жыл бұрын
@Fädernesland you haven't kicked anybody's ass for 300 years. Sweden's great power status disappeared in the early 1700s. You are still occupying eastern Denmark and were only able to hold on to it because peace terms was dictated by European great powers who didn't want to same country controlling both sides of Øresund.
@dschledermann5 жыл бұрын
@Fädernesland sure sure, you kicked a lot of ass (just not for 500 years as you stated). Scania was definitely being spilt from Denmark because the great powers was not going to allow the same kingdom controlling both sides of Øresund. This is a fact. It is also the reason why Sweden was not given the opportunity to absorb all of Denmark, even if it very much was able to at several points, unifying all of Scandinavia under the swedish crown. This would have been equally unacceptable to France, Russia etc. This is all before the formation of the modern political systems, so it's bit moot by now. Of course this may have been omitted in the swedish history lessons, but try to do a bit of research into how the old norwegian and danish provinces became swedish. A century of torture, executions, ethnic cleansing. Proud of that?
@martinjuulandersen96945 жыл бұрын
Fädernesland Denmark and Sweden have had 144 years of war with each other. However Sweden more or less invented the concept of a national army and its structure plus they had natural resources to produce cannons etc. Once they got the manpower advantage too. It was kind of over. Added with the fact that we had Danish Kings who had a talent of being fools when it came to international Affairs. But Sweden would never been allowed to absurb Denmark. A combined Scandinavian Kingdom with a Streamlined nobility loyal to one King would have shifted the powerbalance of Europe to much.
@rzul5 жыл бұрын
@Fädernesland damn you toxics, treating great disasters like some games All borders of the world should either stay as they are or be rubbed of the map in unity
@beersmurff5 жыл бұрын
@Fädernesland I think you need to study the books again. In 13 wars, Denmark won 6, Sweden 7. Denmark lost Skåne but Sweden lost Norway, Finland and large parts of the Baltics. I think it's quite equal. Both lost from the wars. Scandinavia needs to stick together. A new Kalmar Union. That way we'd be a economic power house and could dictate more.
@Ruddpocalypse3 жыл бұрын
Half Life Universe: "We have a seven hour war" Denmark: "hmph, childs play." Zanzibar: "You two are mere mortals compared to my god like apparel"
@paulgabrielbruma67123 жыл бұрын
ah yes , the 38 minute „ war ”
@Charles_Between3 ай бұрын
@@paulgabrielbruma6712either irl Zanzibar war or Metal gear 2 Solid Snake scenario
@johnmonkelennon39005 жыл бұрын
+:Mom im going to sleep a little bit -:Okey son *6 hours later* -:Son... We are Germans now +:Whaaaaaaaa...!?
@vivekt.20385 жыл бұрын
LOL
@cumpanions81055 жыл бұрын
cringe
@pleasenohate75055 жыл бұрын
No!!! Denmark was OCCUPIED not ANNEXED. They were still denmark. But the danish government was dissolved and replaced with german puppets
@Libbyyyyyyyyyy5 жыл бұрын
@@pleasenohate7505 go play guitar.
@PegenGaming4895 жыл бұрын
@@pleasenohate7505 You must remember that he ist the real libtard.
@bloodpanthera93005 жыл бұрын
What I consider funny is that more Danes died fighting the Soviet Union alongside the germans, than fighting Germany for their own country during WW2. After the occupation, thousands of volunteers joined the Free Corps Denmark and participated in multiple battles on the Eastern Front. Something very similar happened in Luxembourg. It is funny because usually you hear something like: War never gets you anything and both sides just end up losing, but Germany actually got more men fighting for her after she invaded some countries, than what she would had got if she had not. (Even with all the resistance groups on these countries, the volunteers actually outnumbered them, even if the majority of the population hated them. Only at the very end of the War when it was clear that Germany had lost, the resistance groups grew bigger than the volunteers.)
@HingerlAlois5 жыл бұрын
Blood Panthera Well in the case of Luxembourg it became part of Germany and thus the Wehrmacht enforced conscription recruiting about 13.000 soldiers.
@frederikwbrsting70722 жыл бұрын
But the young men in Denmark was promist that it was a great thing to help germany and Many of the men was unemployed and poor.
@Truth4thetrue2 жыл бұрын
it's always good to fight commies
@Havsue Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure German pronunciation is a he, German is a musculine, there's reason it called "fatherland"
@AudieHolland Жыл бұрын
@@Havsue 'Die Mannschaft' in German is feminine.
@concernedcitizen91015 жыл бұрын
the king saved a lot of lives by laying his ego aside. nice job guy.
@cpegg58404 жыл бұрын
He also rode through the streets on horseback later to encourage the Danish Resistance. No guards or any protection. All it would’ve taken was one Wehrmacht sniper using one round.
@Mark-xh8md4 жыл бұрын
@@cpegg5840 - And the Germans knew with absolute certainty that IF that happened, they'd have popular uprisings on their hands, which would make the one that actually happened when martial law was imposed in 1943 seem like a toddler's temper tantrum by comparison. That's why it didn't happen. Way too much trouble for.....what gain, exactly?
@Gnomgnash4 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old comment but I would also like to point out that when it became illegal to put up the Danish flag but the government were gonna do it one day anyway, the Germans were told to shoot the person who did it. The Danish king ended up doing it and no one got shot.
@crazydinosaur89454 жыл бұрын
@@Gnomgnash the germans must have been like "He can't do that! Shoot him or something"
@emperorpalpatine31253 жыл бұрын
@@crazydinosaur8945 Thats a good line
@Orthane5 жыл бұрын
*Goes to sleep* wakes up: Sees Swastika flag Wait a second....
@PANZERFAUST905 жыл бұрын
lol *picture of Hitler on the wall*
@wrightypegz89975 жыл бұрын
It’s great how this probably happened to someone. They just take a nap and wake up seven hours later to find they’ve been occupied.
@RyanTheHero35 жыл бұрын
Something feels different, but I can’t put my finger on it. *He said looking out the window at thousands of Swastikas and armed soldiers from the Wehrmacht in Copenhagen*
@hardyfascist15515 жыл бұрын
I wish 😍
@hardyfascist15515 жыл бұрын
@@wrightypegz8997 occupied ? Well yes I suppose but they didn't mean the Danish any harm they needed it because if they didn't the Brits would go there and occupy them right on Germany's doorstep and let's face it there was hardly any resistance and many Danes volunteered especially to fight the USSR which was threatening to attack Finland since before the war .
@andreas.o60855 жыл бұрын
Germany: Heyy Denmark: I SURRENDER! Germany: Okeh
@slalteredmusic85065 жыл бұрын
lol
@pqbdwmnu5 жыл бұрын
Nejkropp: Dansken: jag överlämning!
@50shekels5 жыл бұрын
Andreas .O Denmark had a few million people vs a European army of millions. Do the math yourself
@ninaakari51815 жыл бұрын
@@50shekels hmm I am not that good at math but didn't Finland have less people back 1939 winter war than Denmark had 1940 and didn't Soviet Union have more people than Germany had? So with that math Denmark should have been able to resist?
@danskegriphinn5 жыл бұрын
@@ninaakari5181 yes Finland, the land of few roads, lots of trees, and harsh weather is easily comparable to Denmark, one of the flattest and plain countries in Europe
@antonfj_22604 жыл бұрын
as a dane im very proud of having the title as one of the quickest conquest ever. Really shows our military kapabilities
@CarlAlex23 жыл бұрын
Not reallly - the army wasnt allowed to fight. The Germans expected the Invasion of Norway to fail if they didnt take Jutland in a day. Had the fighting not been stopped long before the Germans had even advanced to Vejle where the Jutland division was setting up the main defence line I dont think they would have been able to do that. The little fighting that did take place mostly consisted of a series of ambushes from unprepared positions along the German routes of advance rather effectively buying time for setting up defences further north. Had we kept the forces we mobilized when Poland was invaded and prepared defences there is no way the Germans would have been able to achieve their objectives in time for them to matter, which would have prevented the invasion - they only invaded because they needed Jutland as a stepping stone to invade Norway.
@justusP91012 жыл бұрын
Ah, nothern Europe autokorrekct
@itskarl75752 жыл бұрын
@@CarlAlex2 Whether the army was allowed to fight or not, it was still one of the quickest conquests in human history. The fact that you rolled over meant it was an _easy_ conquest - not a non-conquest.
@jacobjones4766 Жыл бұрын
@@CarlAlex2 your right tho. The danish army of the time was not completely unprofessional. Many competent leaders and soldiers. Their anti tank squads took out german armored cars and light tanks rather effectively. And in most the skirmishes that did happen they had few casualties while inflicting more in the enemy.
@greatgoldino Жыл бұрын
Depends on if you're counting Zanzibar. The British were speedrunning that day
@kennedy0725 жыл бұрын
Combine: We took Earth in just 7 Hours Germany: Hold mein Bier
@checkcommentsfirst33355 жыл бұрын
kennedy072 Hold= Halte
@soapek79495 жыл бұрын
@@checkcommentsfirst3335 so it would be: Halt mein Bier? You know since to make the imperative word you need to remove e/st/t/en ?
@checkcommentsfirst33355 жыл бұрын
soapek yes as a German you should know it but can say both: „halte mein Bier“ means exactly the same line „halt mein Bier“. „Halte“ is more polite. Don’t correct me again if you’re wrong too
@soapek79495 жыл бұрын
@@checkcommentsfirst3335 do you know what "?" Means? I asked a question, not corrected yoy.
@markpetersen17384 жыл бұрын
tbf the Earth is just a bit bigger than Denmark
@aminazman93115 жыл бұрын
Mom can i travel to Germany. Mom 6 hours later: done.
@tngdwn83504 жыл бұрын
* Mom 6 hours later: Germany travelled to us.
@bublidub53293 жыл бұрын
you can still do that in under the time
@sahibbhadal3 жыл бұрын
You mean
@TundraXD2 жыл бұрын
It takes a maximum of 4 hours to travel from the absolute most northern part of Denmark to Flensburg + your joke is overused and not funny
@abinashtarai606724 күн бұрын
Germany traveled to us 😂
@kingdoge89163 жыл бұрын
Imagine flying from Germany to Denmark and than when you arrive they say you have arrived in Germany.
@danielcunha43772 жыл бұрын
Time Travelling 🤣
@ericcloud10235 жыл бұрын
There really wasn't much the Danes could do, other than subject themselves to a bloody, pointless war. The king saved his country the complete destruction the Nazis surely would have dished out. People might say "they should have fought!" or "they were in cahoots" but that's plain horse shit, Denmark was in a crucial strategic area, and the Nazis needed them. It was either destruction or subservience... They made the best choice they could :/
@vrenak5 жыл бұрын
Well, after all it is necessary to get behind someone before you can stabt them in the back.
@redopps84385 жыл бұрын
eric cloud Norway was in the same position, yet they fought. I agree with the fact that the Danish government made the best choice, and spared hundreds if not thousands of lives.
@MadsenTheDane5 жыл бұрын
@@redopps8438 i remember something about Norway receiving a bit more help than Denmark ever got
@johnnoteast78575 жыл бұрын
@@redopps8438 The danish geography is vastly different than the norwegian
@TheMAXIFOD5 жыл бұрын
@@redopps8438 during the winter war the british and french wanted to pick finnish side, but purposely dragged out the war in order to use it as an excuse for stationing troops in Norway, because Norway was already being used as a transportation line for the german-swedish iron trade, this "betrayel" actually led to the finnish choosing Axis in the "continuation war" because they had lost faith in the allies. So already before the war, the allies were preparing to defend Norway and not Denmark. Copenhagen is also within Stuka bomber range of Germany, Zealand, the island Copenhagen is located on, is in the baltic sea which the germans held in a strong grip with the Tirpitz and Scharnhorst not to mention the Bismarck in 1940, and the Luftwaffe being stronger than RAF at the time made it impossible to supply the capital. Everybody knew Denmark would fall, just like Czeckoslovakia and Austria, it would have been almost impossible for the allies to do anything about it, and Denamrk wasn't important to th allies, and no one knew that more than the danish government. Norway was far more important, and possible to defend due to the long coastline and mountains putting the Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine at a disadvantage
@HundredDaysMusic4 жыл бұрын
If anyone is interested, there's a Danish movie called "April 9" which is about the invasion of Denmark. It's basically about how futile the conflict was and how impotent the Danish troops felt against the Wermacht.
@timmccarthy9917 Жыл бұрын
As of the posting of this comment, the whole thing with English subtitles is free on KZbin, hit it up.
@jdewitt77 Жыл бұрын
It's a really good movie.
@willblack73533 жыл бұрын
"Mom, I just had a nightmare where we were being invaded by the Nazis" "What do you mean by nightmare" _"oh shit"_
@mikeromney47122 жыл бұрын
...and then the German soldiers were so obtrusively polite...they stood up in the tram to make room for the elderly and greeted the king with military honors when he rode out again....:)
@Fudz45 жыл бұрын
Tfw you are marathoning all the vids of the best History youtuber even though you have seen them all 15000 times and then he uploads another one, there and then 😊❤
@zwrite49425 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Laughs at France for surrendering. Denmark: *Cold sweat
@lucasbeck13914 жыл бұрын
Everyone laughs at france because they actually had a chance of stopping germany
@aybrokemyback67394 жыл бұрын
@@lucasbeck1391 it happenned 20 years before but France can't be the balls of all Europe.when you lose millions of people each war you can't go making wars every 20 years 😂
@Atreides1GDI4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasbeck1391 On paper the french army was far superior to the german one
@lucasbeck13914 жыл бұрын
@@Atreides1GDI and that's why france is mocked
@samdumaquis20334 жыл бұрын
TogerThe Tigerking Funny, pity the "surrender monkey" theme was invented by the US to get revenge on the French as they didn't agree on helping the US murder people during the second gulf war... and you know the government surrendered, but many continued in the "Résistance" and in the Free French under Général De Gaulle
@keitoucreations27273 жыл бұрын
"Every single day, Denmark surrenders four times to the Germans."
@CEngelbrecht3 жыл бұрын
Euro '92...
@MrBuTaforos3 жыл бұрын
together we can stop this
@potatofuryy3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBuTaforos by annexing Denmark
@MX76er2 жыл бұрын
@Keitou Creations are you Italian?
@biomuseum66455 жыл бұрын
I love this simple but very enjoyable animations!
@SupersResistant4 жыл бұрын
Denmark : 6 hours Luxembourg : 1 day Netherland : 7 days Belgium : 18 days France : 46 days Norway : 62 days
@JarmamStuff3 жыл бұрын
Finland: 150+ days against the Soviet Union and resisted occupation entirely Finland is the modern crown jewel of the Nordic countries in every conceivable way
@AYVYN Жыл бұрын
Anything above 3 days isn’t bad. That means some regiments were winning but the main force surrendered. 6 hours is definitely bad though haha
@OlssonDaniel7 ай бұрын
Sweden: a visit to the foreign minister.
@crimplay3973 жыл бұрын
2 fun facts about this war 1. The highest casualties on German side, came from a car crash (3 dead) 2. A unit of machine gunners fight 2 hours longer then Denmark fight. But the Germans don't kill them, they send a denish officer to them to call them there fight is over.
@Captain_wikee272 жыл бұрын
When a car accident probably killed more than operation weseremburg or whatevrr
@crimplay3972 жыл бұрын
Unternehmen Weserübung
@Captain_wikee272 жыл бұрын
@@crimplay397 ik it's been a month but thanks for clearing some of my lack of german
@crimplay3972 жыл бұрын
Please, no Problem :)
@Nikolaj115 жыл бұрын
The "Was Denmark occupied" question is a really interesting one. There are many different ways to define occupation, for example the full annexation of the Sudentenland, the partial annexation of nations such as the rest of Czechia into german-ruled territories, the National-Socialist (but otherwise Norwegian) government put on Norway. Denmark was unique in that the government continued otherwise uninterrupted with fully democratic elections up until the (failed) actions against the Danish Jewry much later in the war; at which point Danish bureucrats were put to serve rather than the Danish Nationalist Socialist Party like in Norway.
@ktipuss3 жыл бұрын
According to historian William Shirer, the Luftwaffe base thought that an actual bombing of København had been requested by Goering, and they were stopped at the last minute. A close call; The Danish capital could have ended up being bombed like Rotterdam was due to a communication breakdown.
@wildbaguette67674 жыл бұрын
Hitler: mom can I invade denmark please? Mom: be back at lunch, ok?
it's "knock knock" and if you wanted to be german, it's "Klopf Klopf"
@l0ther1284 жыл бұрын
Do you even know what a joke is?
@samkocz8334 жыл бұрын
the deuteragonist he probably know what blitzkrieg is when he writed a joke about it and this joke is pretty funny so whats the problem?
@BazookaLuca3 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Who's there? Macht Macht wer(German for who)? No Wehrmacht
@gibbon88275 жыл бұрын
Denmark 1000 years ago: yeeee, im scary viking Denmark 1940:
@AbuHajarAlBugatti3 жыл бұрын
Why fight someone who see you as superhumans
@PANZERFAUST903 жыл бұрын
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti That doesn't make any sense.
@AbuHajarAlBugatti3 жыл бұрын
@@PANZERFAUST90 most danish: Blonde Hitlers Aryan fetish: Blonde Superhumans according to NSDAP: Blonde I wouldve joined them too lmao
@PANZERFAUST903 жыл бұрын
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Oh you're speaking from the German perspective. That makes more sense now.
@СтефановићКараџић3 жыл бұрын
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti I still wonder too. But the fact that hitler made it not violent compared to France and Poland made me think he still cares about the “superiors”.
@danielhale13 жыл бұрын
I agree with the people who say Denmark didn't really have a choice. They could lose vast numbers of civilian and soldier lives and suffer under brutal oppression after losing, or they could accept the reality that they didn't stand a chance and surrender. They even got concessions, of all things. Not something to revere, as surrender is still bad, but also not something to just make fun of. It's a joke we like to tell, but it's not fair to either France or Denmark to laugh at them for not being able to stand against the military might of a blitzkrieg. Germany took multiple world powers fighting for many years to finally stop; putting that on the shoulders of Denmark isn't reasonable.
@tigervv64373 жыл бұрын
Most of the European nations are definitively to blame. The ignored all the signs and neglected their militaries. Germany could have easily been stopped in the 1930‘s if the people at the top of each nation did not fuck up so badly. Politicians all were way to naive. When in 1939 they realised that they were wrong it was too late. E.g. France only lost because its leadership was so incompetent they deserve the bloody Darwin Award. Its military was better then Germany‘s for the most part.
@rosie80592 жыл бұрын
Denmark surrendering was worth it for one single reason; We kept our government and our police force, which allowed us to turn a blind eye when the Danish resistance loaded 7000 Jews (out of the 7200 Jewish population at the time) and sailed them to Sweden. If we'd resisted, those Jews would've all been dead.
@ma16nu2 жыл бұрын
Well, france is a different story
@austrakaiser47932 жыл бұрын
@@ma16nu Because France has a huge ego, also it was resisting Germany, one of the countries they fought since existence out of fear of getting clapped and well look what happened XD Even though it would've been almost impossible, I do wonder how Britain would get treated under German control had the Germans a good Navy in comparison.
@MN-vz8qm2 жыл бұрын
Well, France cannot be compared here. The nation did fight, and on paper at least had its chance. This is more about a huge strategic blunder than anything else, as to everyone surprise (germans included) the german battle plan was the exact counter to the french one, and germany ended up encircling and cutting the supply lines of the french army after "minimal" (still at ww1 rate per day) casualty rate against second rate troops left behind by the french. But we are speaking about a 6 weeks battle, a century ago. A century before that it took 19 days to the french army to bulldoze its way to Berlin and plant the french flag. Western europe isn't that big a place.
@xeanderman66885 жыл бұрын
Six hours war Is this Half Life?
@gort13195 жыл бұрын
i searched for that comment
@vitaurea5 жыл бұрын
Denmark: Oh look it's the Civil Protection. Wait...
@bepobsk36805 жыл бұрын
faster than the combine
@gort13195 жыл бұрын
@@bepobsk3680 i heard people compare the combine to the gestapo in nazi germany. i think they have a point
@mrarithefox5 жыл бұрын
1 hour off
@steffenb.jrgensen20144 жыл бұрын
At the outbreak of WWII in September 1939 the Danish Army had been partly mobilised but when asked the British answered that no help could be expected in case of a German invasion and the army was demobilised again and all plans to establish defensive positions in S. Jutland were given up. That decision no doubt saved many lives, but it has since been argued that the Government should have realised the invasion of Denmark was a stepstone to the invasion of Norway and resisting longer, especially at the strategically important airbase at Aalborg in N. Jutland, might have had the Germans fail in Norway. Danish military personell felt 9th of April 1940 as a huge disgrace, and in a strange logic some even volunteered for the SS to fight on the Eastern Front - just to show that they could fight! For decades after WWII "Never a 9th of April again" was the theme of Danish security policy and membership of NATO.
@wildcatindustries80302 жыл бұрын
I love the details in your videos. The Germans have their Mausers while the Danish have their Krag Joergesons. Neat little touch not many people would do
@driv61385 жыл бұрын
Denmark fought germans for 6h World fought combine for 7h **Denmark OP**
@MrMattonico5 жыл бұрын
This video deserved to be at least 10 minutes long
@lillyie5 жыл бұрын
France: i fought the Germans for 6 weeks! Belgium:i fought the Germans for 6 days! Denmark: i fought the Germans for 6 hours! Austria: you guys are fighting Germans?
@MKfoxbat5 жыл бұрын
Six hour war. Do you mean...? Half life Denmark Battlefield Earth
@KNtinos75 жыл бұрын
France: i surrendered so fast and i became a meme Denmark: hold my beer
@theposhdinosaur72765 жыл бұрын
Instead we surrendered SO FAST that no one even noticed and we didn't become a meme.
@Leo-uu8du5 жыл бұрын
Denmark: Hold my beer! Austria: Am I a joke to you?
@theposhdinosaur72765 жыл бұрын
Legal beer drinking age of Austria: 16 Legal beer drinking age of Denmark: whenever your parents hands you one or 16, whichever comes first. Denmark: Yes, yes you are. EDIT: upon further research, I have found that private drinking isn't regulated in Austria either, but apparently they can't legally drink in public until 16.
@Leo-uu8du5 жыл бұрын
@@theposhdinosaur7276 It depends on the federal state. E.g. in Vienna it is legal to buy and drink even strong alcohol like vodka with 16 while it is 18 in others.
@hardyfascist15515 жыл бұрын
@@Leo-uu8du they didn't invade Austria . Austria is German and wanted to become part of greater Germany.
@albevanhanoy2 жыл бұрын
The Internet: *Haha French Surrender* Denmark: *Quietly looks away*
@samcnut5 жыл бұрын
Please do the Occupation of Denmark next!
@rubenbremer82345 жыл бұрын
Could you also make videos about the german invasion of norway and the low countries? Loving your vids btw
@muskatDR4 жыл бұрын
"Im leaving for 6 hours watch my place" "You got it!"
@neki0playz125 жыл бұрын
Some danish guy : *drinks water* BREAKING NEWS. DENMARK SURRENDERS *edit* it would be at this point id make a comment about the amount of comments this has gotten but can we stop the sh1t fest that is this comment section
@flakeren20605 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: you have cancer (Sorry)
@lauritorni48795 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: THATS FRANCE
@ilem76155 жыл бұрын
@@lauritorni4879 indeed
@kalo57765 жыл бұрын
neki0 playz i hate u XD
@tomekm.25055 жыл бұрын
Whats so funny about it? That there are loads of drinking water fontains in copenhagen?
@Leaffordes3 жыл бұрын
This is the most heroic last stand I've ever heard about
@secretbunnie22065 жыл бұрын
One house in Stalingrade: 4 month Denmark: 6 hours
@jimmiller56004 жыл бұрын
USSR outnumbered the Germans 10:1. Germans outnumbered the Danes 10:1.
@secretbunnie22064 жыл бұрын
@@jimmiller5600, lol, no. USSR and axis on east front have 1/1 killed troops.
@secretbunnie22064 жыл бұрын
@S K, USSR fight against all Europe and final casualty 1/1 KD
@lirum_larum_loffelstiehl11073 жыл бұрын
@@secretbunnie2206 1 minute google search tells me you are wrong. German losses: 5 million Soviet losses: 8.4 million
@secretbunnie22063 жыл бұрын
@@lirum_larum_loffelstiehl1107 Hungary, Italy, Romania, Ukrainian nationalists, Volkssturm, collaborators from Western countries, ROA, Kwantung Army, Japan, etc. Ukranians - 700.000 Japan + Kwantung - 1.000.000+ ROA - 1.000.000 And others
@storballen44495 жыл бұрын
I love how he said these short vids wouldnt change the upload frequency of the 10 minute vids😉
@MrMaiaBang5 жыл бұрын
feels so sad man
@korakys5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes brevity is the better part of valour. Something -Ten Minute History- History Matters knows only too well.
@rm09863 жыл бұрын
The German marines walking into the Danish command center in Copenhagen while the Danish generals are sipping their coffee: G U T E N T A G
@ddarkon12233 жыл бұрын
The Danes be like: *Hvad fanden?*
@aaronmarks93665 жыл бұрын
Nice coincidence, I just watched the Danish film "9 April" about this very event. I have to say, I find the Danish army helmets kind of fascinating, they remind me of the ones worn by the Death Star gun crew. The Danish motorcycle infantry jumpsuits were also somewhat Star Wars-y. Or maybe Ghostbusters-y.
@larsiparsii5 жыл бұрын
Please do one about the invasion of Norway! 😄 🇳🇴
@PurOwO5 жыл бұрын
😄
@kukifitte73575 жыл бұрын
@@PurOwO he seems oddly happy about it 🤔
@sethfrisbie3957 Жыл бұрын
@@kukifitte7357 that because Norway lasted longer than Denmark in WW2.
@kukifitte7357 Жыл бұрын
@@sethfrisbie3957 🇳🇴🇩🇰
@ilmatar6608 Жыл бұрын
@@sethfrisbie3957 yet still lost
@DOGSIREKAF3 жыл бұрын
Germany: Please do not resis... Denmark: Yeah sure
@johannesbendtsen75125 жыл бұрын
Great vid. But please give denmark bornholm back (the island just under sweden to the east)sick and tired of it being a part of sweden every single ww2 vid i see.
@BiIIyLoomis5 жыл бұрын
Maybe because it should be swedish instead of danish
@johannesbendtsen75125 жыл бұрын
@@BiIIyLoomis this comment triggers me to the bone
@placeholder13085 жыл бұрын
@@BiIIyLoomis Ummmm, the people there are danes and speak Danish! I am from Copenhagen and have visited the island.
@benjaminsencool41575 жыл бұрын
Fuck brøndby
@johannesbendtsen75125 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminsencool4157 nååårh er du bare salted fordi Brøndby faktisk har fans der tør at vise at de er det. Buhuh
@tjbalistic5 жыл бұрын
1:20 I love the phrase "A slightly shootier welcome."
@ossiaigbedo72232 жыл бұрын
0:29 the Hitler holding a sign saying soon took me out. Am still laughing as am typing this. Love this channel.
@grandmagertrude63585 жыл бұрын
me in 1940: mom i´m going to sleep mom: okay 6 hours later.. me: good morning mom. mom: yea we are germans now. me: hold up something ain´t right
@TeleportingBread1615 жыл бұрын
The Danish have truely mastered the art of war compacting such a long endevor to just 6 hours.
@onionskin32543 жыл бұрын
The mistake is not in being outmatched, but in failing to recognize it. Denmark recognized it and saw that there is no benefit in fighting
@PiotrKski5 жыл бұрын
Please note, that German borders were in 1940 different than shown in this movie. Poland was ad that time divided by Germany and USRR and current eastern Polish border was not that between Nazi Germany and Stalin's USRR.
@cheesekingofdenmark69105 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a video about the occupation of Denmark. I know surprisingly little about it.
@N-JKoordt5 жыл бұрын
It was borring
@phbrinsden5 жыл бұрын
Love your approach and narration. Keep it up.
@MJ-do8fg5 жыл бұрын
Please make a video about the occupation of Denmark! 1940-45 (46 on the island of Bornholm)
@oberstbaum5 жыл бұрын
Wait, bornholm was occupied until 1946? How?
@TheTriforceDragon5 жыл бұрын
@@oberstbaum The russians decided to occupy it for a year.
@oberstbaum5 жыл бұрын
@@TheTriforceDragon loool ok, inzeresting. Why did they went away after a year?
@TheTriforceDragon5 жыл бұрын
@@oberstbaum Succesful negotiations from Denmark, from what I gathered. They occupied it to get rid of a German position there and then wanted to keep it for its strategic value. It was handed back to Denmark under the condition that no foreign (that is, mostly no American) troops were stationed there.
@DanishCamp5 жыл бұрын
@@oberstbaum told them we had nukes in NATO.
@firefox32495 жыл бұрын
Here I am again, complaining about a long since forgotten series that was never continued... (I'm talking about the "ten minutes British history" by the way)
@housesports0004 жыл бұрын
Denmark: building up their military capability Also Denmark: *_*Has Copenhagen captured with no resistance_**
@reedcoffman32104 жыл бұрын
The military was more for trying to keep the germans away not actually defending the country since that would be impossible
@diomepa21004 жыл бұрын
@@reedcoffman3210 They got invaded by a ferry, icebreaker and two patrol boats, coastal artillery failed to fire a warning shot. It's about as embarrassing as it gets to be honest.
@Norup9284 жыл бұрын
No the complete opposite we lowered owner military from 40.000 troops to 7000 in just some years before
@JamesReti3 жыл бұрын
@@diomepa2100 winter war was more embarrassing:P
@CarlAlex23 жыл бұрын
@@Norup928 weeks - not years. The protection fotce was mobilized when Poland was invaded and then sent home.
@omo70025 жыл бұрын
Do the invasion of Luxembourg in ww2!
@cultofthebloodgod4293 жыл бұрын
As an ace this is very useful thank you for the help to our war effort
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
@tombrunetti30004 жыл бұрын
My god, you could watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy, and it’d still be longer than the German invasion.
@szymsonthatmemeguy31815 жыл бұрын
Long live the Combine Empire! Wait wrong video...
@benno2919803 жыл бұрын
Love the videos man, keep em coming
@Protectorio0993 жыл бұрын
Didn't even mention the 4 brave Danes who died in this war.
@CarlAlex23 жыл бұрын
Soldiers, Border guards and police KIA - 43 (16 on the day of invasion) Resistance fighters KIA - 500, executed after sentence 101, died in concentration camp 260 Other concentration camp victims - jews 60, police and border guards 120, so callled anti socials 165 Civilians - Air raids 308, German acts of terror 575, the 1944 uprising in Copenhagen 87, sailors in domestic and continental waters 1000 Alllied Service - soldiers 100 (including a VC recipient), war sailors 850 German Service and collaborators - soldiers 2000, liquidated by the resistance 400, lynched after the war 25, executed after receiving a death sentence in court 46 Even disregarding the last category a wee bit more than 4
@Protectorio0993 жыл бұрын
@@CarlAlex2 Oh wow I never knew so many died. I somehow heard that it was only 4.
@fjavs78883 жыл бұрын
@@CarlAlex2 lol thanks. Btw i had one in my family getting executed
@masyerano90505 жыл бұрын
I like your style of video but maybe please make longer videos
@lucky619674 жыл бұрын
Your animation is out of this world makes me laugh so much
@daastronaut3 жыл бұрын
When you realise you could live stream every second of the invasion
@vladutcornel5 жыл бұрын
First Is it cheating if it's an unlisted Early-Access video?
@tospsy5 жыл бұрын
Dunno
@haroldellis97215 жыл бұрын
No, no it does not. 178th!
@james_baker5 жыл бұрын
Adrian-Cornel Borină Absolutely not cheating!
@Cjnw5 жыл бұрын
Normie
@rechnin66803 жыл бұрын
It's cool that you showed the unusual helmets that the Danish troops wore. There is an excellent film out there called April 9th about the Invasion of Denmark, and another called The King's Choice about the Invasion of Norway.,
@Edmonton-of2ec5 жыл бұрын
King Christian X was pretty badass during the occupation. He was able to walk around Copenhagen like he owned the place. There are stories of him walking up to a German soldier and demanding that a German flag be lowered and a Danish one be raised. The soldiers said no and said any soldier or person the King sent to replace the flag would be shot. The King then politely said he'd be that soldier. The soldier immediately screwed off, intimidated.
@lasarus712 жыл бұрын
lol of course a trained and armed soldier intimidated by the words of a random guy with no defense
@Edmonton-of2ec2 жыл бұрын
@@lasarus71 Yeah, because threatening the head of state of the country you’re in whose deposition or death would provoke an uprising is a *brilliant* idea
@lasarus712 жыл бұрын
@@Edmonton-of2ec uprising ? wake up to reality thats impossible there's more men in wehrmacht than entire denmark population, maybe he wouldn't shoot him but saying he was "very scared" is completely ridiculous
@Edmonton-of2ec2 жыл бұрын
@@lasarus71 Difference between being scared and intimidated
@lasarus712 жыл бұрын
@@Edmonton-of2ec intimidated involves being scared
@justintimbersaw39342 жыл бұрын
1:25 "I don't wanna do it but I just wanna show you that I got it." Hitler's most human act in the war.
@JustTriggy Жыл бұрын
I would pay so much money for a 10-15 min video from him
@Astrobaut4 жыл бұрын
Comments consists of mainly: - Going to sleep as Danish and waking up as German. - Denmark then (in the 1000s) and in 1940. - Combine invasion of Earth in Half Life, which was called the Seven Hour War. - Other stuff
@Wiesel95955 жыл бұрын
German Rifle: misfires Danish King: Ight imma head out
@pacoramon94682 жыл бұрын
Great display of bravery.
@isakferm76865 жыл бұрын
You missed a detail on king Christian. He had a mustache and looked a little bit older!
@zaiz60183 жыл бұрын
Please note the difference between annexation and occupation. I hate to ruin the jokes but no one “woke up” in a new country. Danish citizen were told that Denmark was under German protection from the british empire. Whether or not that note was true is up to debate, but nontheless every dane woke up in Denmark, the only difference being that the danish government was under the control of the german one. You can find photos of german and danish flags hanging side by side to convince the citizen this was a collaboration between the countries. Apart from that vikings were actively used as military propaganda to recruit danish soldiers to fight in the german army.
@skulaaa3 жыл бұрын
Where is the other video about the occupation? Love this channel!
@chronikhiles5 жыл бұрын
I wish these videos were at least five minutes long, if not ten.
@Armorius21995 жыл бұрын
Short war, Short video.
@UnholyWrath32772 жыл бұрын
The fell swoops needed joke I feel is criminally underappreciated