The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@Adonk]

The 3 iconic hosts: Chris, Derrick and sweens empty chair

[@lunahula]

Nah it's one of them v-tubers innit, Sween's alternate personality for other content.

[@duckdickerson9494]

@@lunahula "innit"? What are you subhuman

[@lunahula]

@@duckdickerson9494 Yes, I am a Badger. Now hand over those socks.

[@trey1956]

A lot of unnecessary pauses and playing to Sweeney’s imagination.

[@kimorayn1733]

Well said.

[@SirMattity]

Damn cant believe tom dressed up as a woman to try to prove his girlfriend is real

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

And he greenscreened himself to make it look as if he and Lily are two different people.

[@Makujah_]

Also whiteface, not coolio, Thomas

[@yowatchie]

Mad respect for this level of bit commitment. If only Sween hadn’t lost his mind this would be even funnier.

[@vanta7581]

I can’t believed you hired an animator to create what sweens girlfriend might look like this is like that Tupac hologram at Coachella

[@Jaimethepanda]

That actress was pretty cool and seems to share a similar sense of humor to Sweeney. Maybe you guys could set them up on a date, and see how that goes as long as he’s medicated.

[@mad_the_monk]

Been here since episode 0 and, memes and jokes aside lads, I’d just like to say thank you for making each week a little brighter by making my favourite podcast around. You may not realise it but you guys have helped so many people and are definitely the funniest show on here - here’s to another 100!

[@irishempire9811]

Hell yeah!

[@femhaz3534]

Same but what about all 30 weeks they've missed

[@ontariolongboarding]

Yeah

[@ArkhamJacks]

Ye

[@ThePestilentDefiler]

For real though, do you or anyone have any recommendations of any similar comedic podcasts (i have a feeling there is none quite like it). Im all caught up and need more like this to fill the void.

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Sweeney's looking a lot lighter than the last time we've seen him...

[@kimorayn1733]

It's a Webcam setting

[@Dinnizzel97]

He was doing blackface the whole time

[@ThePhantom4516]

not really slimmer, just less... black

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

He's getting lighter cause he's getting BETTER.

[@dontrll947]

Still fat as hell

[@irishempire9811]

This is great, just the culmination of all Sweeny's hallucinations and drug visions in one episode.

[@Fictitious27]

I can't believe how far CGI technology has come, Lily looks so lifelike

[@Nxpal_]

Fun fact the Corona Virus episode was episode 7, its now episode 100 and its still happening

[@irishempire9811]

Damn, 2 years already

[@mommyslittlegamer9667]

on jannette mccurdy's urine: there's a type of coffee that's made from beans that were shat out by an animal called the "asian palm civet" and it's considered some of the best coffee in the world so based on that, i'd be willing to try mccurdy's juicero pee

[@comhaltacht315]

I didn't realize Chris was in the same building as Sweeney, so seeing him leave and then open the door fucked with me so much.

[@LateNightTableCo]

1:14:00 This is like old school Chris sketches in videos. So classic

[@graemebennett7648]

Unironically, this podcast makes me laugh harder and more often than anything else in my life. Cheers, bois!

[@erikandersson9060]

Man, patreon must be working out, because that 2 hour scripted cg was really fucking good. Almost fooled me into thinking there was someone in sweeny’s spot

[@sillyking1991]

nah dude, there is someone there. its just a hologram being projected over him, sorta like vtubers, but instead of anime style, its a realistic graphic. still, had to have been tons of money getting it developed

[@Ryzawa]

Tom in the background like the beautiful man he is. Chris talking in child-speak is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[@kimorayn1733]

I don't know why that 3rd Webcam is just staring at an empty room, but I'm relieved to see the toilet is back! and/or Chris, he can be good too, if I get tired of staring at the wall n shit

[@tombakek-progamertm5369]

nice hologram technology, sween. you're not fooling us

[@santiagorain6918]

Been here since the Jakey episode and Im glad you guys havent change you are the funniest podcast I listen to.

[@justimusprime11]

The blues clues polkadot backtound bit with Sweeney was pure gold.

[@austinprince2109]

The amount of joy this show has brought me since it started. Cheers to you guys and many more episodes of the internet’s largest shitpost

[@walincoln7033]

I like how this running gag came out of Derrick and Chris coping over their bad take about something.

[@Metallijosh100]

100 Episodes, that is nuts! Started listening really early in and this is THE ONLY podcast I watch/listen to (and my girlfriend watches too) - thoroughly good shit boys, thanks for all the laughs.

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Y’all have a big heart for hiring an actor to keep Sweeny sane 🙏❤️

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Well as sane as he can be I guess.

[@someguy7819]

Psh, snark tank got so many Patreon members that they can now buy hologram technology.

[@nathanpopham8573]

Hype! Congrats on 100 episodes dudes!

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

The plot twist is that Lillie is in fact real and Sweeney's girlfriend, BUT SWEENEY IS FAKE

[@allthelanguages7945]

Been hearing since episode 0 with Zach, I appreciate the podcast and have been watching since your videos since sophomore year. Best of luck to you guys moving forward.

[@llllllllllllllll1523]

I can't believe you took the effort of photoshopping Sweeney's imaginary (obviously) girlfriend for the entire episode. Props to the Special Effects department.

[@armo-bb-]

Been here since the very beginning. Love your guys work individually, y'all make brighten up my week everytime. Thank you, here's to many more fun shenanigans!

[@pennyisdreadful]

HAPPY 100 GUYS! we all make mean dumb comments because we love you! Really congrats! 100 of ANYTHING you created is hella impressive and I'm glad I was here for the ride. You nerds make my life more livable a few hours at a time and I couldn't thank you enough for giving me something to cackle like a witch at! Happy 100th birthday snarktank!

[@Ramona_93]

Been here since the start, easily my favourite podcast of all time well done lads

[@mynameisjames12189]

100 big ones! Thanks for the many hours of great content! Always good background noise when I'm playing Skyrim or Fallout. Much love

[@manicmig7787]

been listing to you guys on patron for over a year now . You guys have keep me laughing throughout the year and keep my sprits up. Congrats on 100 episodes !!!

[@mycology5242]

That was another fantastic 2 hrs of hilarity and hope to see another 100 episodes of this feverdream of a podcast! Thanks to the special guest, hope she's getting paid good, really convincing performance there; I'd almost believe she's Sweeney's actual girlfriend Xoxo

[@W00pituScoopity]

Wow Sweeneys really changed, needs to get his tan back

[@ShinobuFTW]

This is my favorite podcast. Thanks for 100 and here's to 100 more!

[@robk1948]

That’s really advanced CGI when did sween learn that

[@comhaltacht315]

16:55 Chris finds Sweeney 1:12:00 Chris teleports to give Sweeney his meds

[@thekingbird0356]

Been here since ep 23 and haven't stopped laughing since. Thanks guys

[@bettr2buttr813]

When they were talking about cereal, I just remembered Kellog's Crunchy Nut cereal. It was probably my fav cereal at the time and it was sadly discontinued. :(

[@Zquirrelthing]

can't believe sweeney forced a random woman at gun point to act like his girlfriend

[@gremlin2550]

I love the longest running bit, nothing happened or is going to happen, then everything happens after the episode

[@SaintMaxxi]

Tom Sweeny's origin story almost killed me

[@mbetogarrod]

Favorite podcast finally hit triple digits. Good on you lads

[@supersaiyn41]

42:55 this aged poorly

[@nickrustyson8124]

Today I learn Trix ceral were berry shaped, I was too young to know that, but I am old enough to pay taxes

[@JoeyMaracuya]

I replied to Razorfist with a Shadow the Hedgehog meme saying "nice spelling error - i win", and he BLOCKED me. If you were to ask him if he fucked a cake with evidence, he'd do the same to you, but it would appear badly for him because he'd not have said it wasn't him lmao

[@charliepotter5785]

Been watching since day 1, a big thank you for making these videos or your insane ramblings. I look forward to the next 100

[@bradbradfordson9158]

Derrick: the male camel toe is called a "moose knuckle"

[@xblowsmokex]

"Canadians don't get cancer" Norm Macdonald has left the chat.

[@tasquato9633]

"THATS THE THIRD DOOOOOOGGG" The goddamn upset in his voice

[@quinnporter289]

Its crazy In 2020 I was playing dying light listening to my new favorite podcast the snark tank talk about Covid And in 2022 I'm playing dying light 2 listening to the only podcast I listen to

[@azraelbokor247]

Tony the Tiger, is a bipedal, tiger man with an addiction to his own cereal. However if Toucan Sam, was as large as Tony, he might have a shot. He's got a beak and talons, but that's if he's a human sized toucan.

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

Completely unrelated but I once did my famous last of us clicker impression in Spanish class and my teacher said “whoever just played that, stop, you’re gonna destroy your computer speakers.” She was incredibly technologically illiterate for a computer science high school.

[@LanceUppercut]

Twist - Sweeney is an actor Chris hired for a video back-when, and he thinks he's dating Chris and Derek's friend Lilly, and they don't want to confront him, so they just let him stick around and be on the podcast. All kayfabe aside, Lilly was great. She hit a lot of the same beats I'd have expected Kingston to; it makes sense that they'd go so well together.

[@Terrax1]

In terms of the cereal mascot fight, Lucky, The Trix Rabbit and a host of other mascots are magic based. I feel that needs to be taken into consideration. The Cocoa Puffs bird is also an absolutely unhinged and mentally unstable, formidable opponent.

[@Fragger-1]

I feel the pain of swapping milk types. My school swapped from 2% to skim milk, got rid of strawberry milk, and had really average chocolate milk. I ended up drinking so much chocolate milk during elementary school, that i couldn't drink normal milk anymore

[@AlphaRW]

been watching this show since 2014 and i love it so much.

[@comhaltacht315]

Just started the podcast and I cannot believe Sweeney seriously put on hispanic-face to trick us all into thinking his girlfriend is real.

[@thatoneguyUknow]

the lucky charms mascot can literally use magic. nobody else stands a shadow of a chance.

[@ItsJustDR3]

Been listening since the beginning, can confirm, nothing has changed lmao. Love this podcast.

[@jpsugarjumper8999]

Derrick's take on Ukraine/Russia is another one of those moments thats not gonna age well lol

[@infinite-sadness]

Right

[@llortaton2834]

Sweeney in the closet for 13 mins straight LOL

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Chris and Derrick podcast, hell yeah

[@than217]

Avengers: "Judge Judy is gone... she was our best hope at defeating Pizza Time."

[@gaigelarry]

Well done guys :D i love this show

[@BobGeanis]

"Look at my girlfriend and i" its just a picture of himself

[@jared4402]

44:20, so I work at a furniture store and the weird thing for me was seeing one of the beds we model in store being used in porn. Not the exact store, just the same model bed.

[@pablofromearth]

This is the only podcast where ive watched every single episode

[@gaigelarry]

Thanks for hanging out, Lily

[@markgilbert9883]

42:55 To be continued

[@markgilbert9883]

43:10 AGING SO WELL

[@Shinobifoxx]

There's so much dead air in this ep , and why is there just a feed of an empty chair? Mighty confusing .

[@suyo3380]

You guys can't fool me, I've seen Spongebob.There's clearly a gorilla under that mask

[@graysonv.3536]

I feel like a fucking schizophrenic, I just two full hours of Chris and Deryck speaking to an empty room, what the hell is this??!

[@therepublicofdave1498]

piss has more salt than seawater

[@danieloviedo2116]

it never sank to me how big thomas sweenard actually is, until i saw him randomly walking behind that empty chair

[@dhantefranklin336]

Just a still image of Sweeney on for the 100th episode. Interesting.

[@interstellarmonstrosity8942]

Shredder is the RIGHT answer bro, and you know the foot hideout in the mf ninja turtles movie looked LIT

[@SaintMaxxi]

Death Battle already covered this. The Raisin Bran Sun stomps everyone literally from orbit

[@AeroDOTwav]

Why does Derek and Chris act like there's someone else in the convo?

[@MySqueezingArm]

44:00 Ukraine wants to join NATO. If they do, the US will be able to launch missles from there. Likewise, Russia wants to be able to launch missles from there into the EU.

[@scarrantsandreviews]

Imagine if Chris and Derrick gave Lilly $1000 to go on an extended vacation and then slipped everyone else Sween knows $20 to play along with the "Lillys not real" thing.

[@JKAV_76]

I like how she want from not real to a paid actress lol

[@williamw2529]

Good shows over 100 eps: MASH, House, Dexter, Rescue Me, some of The Simpsons, Parks and Rec, Family Guy, some of American Dad, Cheers, Night Court, Always Sunny, Supernatural, How I meet your mother, X-Files, Futurama, Star Trek NG, and many more. I'm tired of writing. 44:03 everyone knows not to trust Chris.

[@kylemaloy5524]

1:36:00 when i was a kid i thought all taco bell's were also long john silvers

[@MyArchive930]

A legendary episode, for sure.

[@lunarumbreon7699]

Can’t believe they spent all of last episode calling out Hasan just for Sweeney to leave his seat empty all episode

[@xSwordLilyx]

I remember eating dry trix out of the biggest bowl we owned after having a virus and throwing up for days. I was also profoundly affected by both of the shape switches (real trix are back)

[@Nicupos]

Holy shit lilly is fucking hilarious. That piss bit had me dying

[@lizurd]

Chris walking into sweens room fucking killed me

[@joey_youtube]

GUYS DO HAVE CAMELTOES! THEY'RE CALLED MOOSEKNUCKLES!

[@matthewwalsh1468]

How can you get mad at British TV, it's mostly great?! And you know why, because they don't drag shit through the mud until you end up hating the characters & the show...it brings to mind one of the best quotes ever said from one of the best movies ever made: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

[@creepykels]

The Pete Davidson conversation has me in TEARS

[@NamelessKing1597]

1:05:16 Only if they call it Bioshock: Sleeping With The Fishes.

[@than217]

Damn I knew DeepFakes were getting better but the quality of Sweeney's girlfriend looks amazing on this video.

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Wow. Sweeney really made over 3,000 pics of his Blues Clues Original Character

[@jeromyedge6830]

RED VELVET CAKE GUY!!! He does it then he cries.

[@spikethelizard2770]

Been here since Episode 0, Been a long ride guys, This one is gonna be good

[@leker485]

I haven't watched this yet, but I sincerely hope that no one directly reacts to Lily this episode

[@leker485]

I have been disappointed in some regards, but not all