The Snark Tank Podcast: #61 - LOLA BUNNY RUINED

[@windwaker105]

And when the world needed them most, they returned

[@CvntBunchaNumbers]

Sweeney: I'm a nice person Also Sweeney: I hope somebody spoils One Piece for everyone

[@sethconz2588]

well its more Kingston says he's a nice person, but Sweeney is the one saying horrible things, its the persona

[@rweaby]

with some recent developments I think I can safely bet that the real one piece was the friends we made along the way like actually for real

[@charlottejerde1021]

This used to be the podcast that, with just the simple thought of it, would give me hope and essentially become my nice little happy ending to my work week. It has now become the podcast that gives me an excuse to ignore my kids while i wind down from my work week and think about what is promised to be another lazy weekend.

[@Sir_Bucket]

Just like video games

[@yowatchie]

This must be really affecting Sween, he’s a huge closeted furry after all.

[@ColinG943]

I actually drew art of him (and Derrick) as a hellhound on twitter and he retweeted it so I’m with you on that.

[@Yumemaru.]

@@ColinG943 lmao stuff like this almost restores my faith in humanity.

[@omarabe26]

I'm no furry but Lola is oddly attractive.

[@nickrustyson8124]

@@omarabe26 Furry!

[@omarabe26]

@@nickrustyson8124 Nah. I'm more into elves. xd

[@chunkyizanagisburden]

"There's a goalie I still try to score bro what you mean" I am using that one thank you

[@chunkyizanagisburden]

34:11

[@footinhat1594]

They had no idea that "the company" they were talking about was Hasbro.

[@thethirdbomb5026]

I'm pretty sure Lola Bunny being hot is just a truth that most men have just accepted at this point. Like I'm pretty sure she's the character that has made the most people say "I'm not a furry, but..."

[@heyllo1337]

Its just like nala for sure had sex eyes in that one scene

[@joekinnear4671]

I feel like that title gets passed on from one generation of media to another. Lola bunny isn't really popular like how she used to be, but other Characters like perhaps Toriel from Undertale or Loona from Helluva Boss continue to sway and confuse the youth, just as Lola once did for us...

[@f4ll459]

The year Endgame came out, i was going to see it like 2 days after it camed out with a friend. We were going to go watch it after school, so i was fucking hyped all day waiting to get out, i told my english teacher (with whom we had our last class of the day) and he without hesitation spoiled the whole movie to the whole class. It totally killed the hype I had for the movie for me.

[@The_Rutabaga]

This is how school shootings happen.

[@Yumemaru.]

@@The_Rutabaga bruh

[@gaywoman420]

this reminds of the time one of my friends spoiled the 2015 star wars at the end of his presentation in intro to business and made this girl that sat next to me cry. it was wild and uncomfortable.

[@IceyFireFox]

You gave the man a gun on the last day of school and he knew exactly what to do after years of waiting.

[@cthulhupthagn5771]

He saved you money. That movie was the worst movie out of the entire Marvel franchise up until that point. The first hour and a half is nothing but watching other Heroes go to therapy sessions and be depressed, and the solution they come across is completely asinine. I loved Infinity War and to say I was disappointed by end game is an understatement

[@somecitrus7561]

Aspie artist here, Biggie and Eminem definitely have the spectral thousand yard stare

[@brandiknight1993]

Aspies rise up! There are a lot of brilliant people that I think are on the spectrum, I like to think we are better at recognizing our own

[@fishface6159]

Eminem has admitted to being an Aspie even in one of his songs, Wicked Ways. "Ever heard of asperger's? It's a rare condition. It's what you're suffering from when you simply don't care if it's an 80 degree day and there's no frickin' air conditionin' and you can't see the bitch's hair is frizzin'."

[@simplesimon4374]

Gotta love when Chris looks into the camera Jim office style.

[@BobGeanis]

There was this joke my friend and I came up with, marine baboons. The few the proud, the baboons

[@kaylabingus]

Chris's room looks like my uncle John's room from 2002 when he was a sophomore in high school.

[@pAWNproductionsDE]

29:33-29:53 you can't script a moment like this 😂 had me absolutely crying

[@zale9604]

The editing on this episode was really good. The zoom ins got me laughing a lot of the times

[@rene9892]

Weird statement but stay with me here: Sweeny has some unusally great mustache genetics, especially for a horseshoe mustach like bikers and hulk hogan have. Grow the horseshoe mustache once in your life just to see.

[@xSwordLilyx]

unless you blond

[@rene9892]

@@xSwordLilyx yeah Sweeny is definitely not blond lol

[@mr.perhaps4734]

I’m bleeding out and should probably call for help

[@FrickGuyy]

What’s ur address

[@MatthewNovak]

Uncle Ben?

[@footinhat1594]

just cauterize that shit. Hospitals will take your soul.

[@yowatchie]

Joel?

[@happysofttm3375]

Funny

[@AlabamaMemeBoi]

the fact that sween said he hopes nobody ever says his catchphrase to him in public has probably inspired someone to do it if they get the chance.

[@Psycho_Yoshi]

I needed you guys last week my pc took a shit so I was bored out of my mind. Good to have you back

[@rene9892]

Maaaaaan, I was really used to getting content every week and when you screwed up the last podcast, I really realized I have to appreciate this a little more. Damn guys, this podcast is really good and the listeners really need this lighthearted shit in this lockdown.

[@davidshane9495]

Whatever happened to Nword City? He still responds to comments on his videos but hasn't uploaded in over a year.

[@gv-fu5hs]

You’re wrong about this being the perfect world for Crocodiles because it’s for Crabs. 5 separate times has nature caused crabs to come to existence.

[@theleagueolegends1]

Carcinization will be our downfall...

[@rene9892]

This is some reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally niche stuff but it's so cool and interesting

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

Dereck listen, Amber Rose's men don't know how to keep her, we know this. You got this bro we believe in you

[@thra-x1855]

im around 4 years older than anybody in this stream and i gotta say; i'm wondering if i should be here.

[@Buster_Blader322]

New episode, this is going to be absolute cancer but I'm going to love the whole thing

[@btbwilkinson]

1:07:30 No Chris, they aren't. Before the Chief Collection you could buy ALL the Halo games for under $20. Skyward Sword for the Wii still goes for $45-50 most of the time.

[@matthewfoley2529]

Sweeney definetly watches Tier Zoo

[@Plutonia001]

1:13:01 I've never understood the complaints about RE5 singleplayer. Does everyone just mash the *ATTACK* button and never have Sheva in the Cover mode? When she's in the cover mode, she stays out of your way, searches the environment for stuff to give you, heals you when you take significant damage, does combos after your melee strikes and conserves her ammo. Her sniping accuracy is literally perfect (because the programming is so lazy that she just does it perfectly every time) and she's immune to Quicktime Events. Only when she's in the stupid Attack mode does she waste all her ammo and stand between you and your target. Also, Resident Evil 4's controls are compromised by the fact that it was made for the Gamecube. The control scheme is build to accommondate the use of only one analog stick at a time because the GC controller wasn't designed around the concept of console shooter controls. That concept was still too new for Nintendo.

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

34:02 "There's a goalie, but I still try to score" - Tom Sweeny

[@hollowedboi5937]

Yo Johnathon Young??? Whoa I’m bookin’ that in the calendar.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

1:38:58 That's actually where the name snake comes from. Just like how geckos come from how geckos say gecko. That second one is true.

[@onlygalactic1744]

I dont remember if this was the episode that sweeny talked about one piece since I binged a lot of episodes at work today but someone actually did figure out the ending of One Piece but Oda changed it and has multiple endings now so its impossible to guess it.

[@carsonnesbit1178]

Goddamn great episode guys, this is officially my favorite podcast I needa get me some snark tank merch

[@jordanj809]

39:30 Sween so much as mentioning Bo hilarious

[@pluckyhero4297]

My favorite time of the week has arrived

[@shawnMartin22]

43:56 sween gets haunted by a ghost

[@rashomonsghost1495]

chris's headturn then "exactly" killed me for some reason

[@rhyswoods5861]

for the gameplay mechanic question i have a pretty good answer, Full destructibility (in games where it would make sense). so an building can be levelled, the ground can be destroyed to a point. I think about how good of a dragon ball game you could make with that. Imagine a fully open world, dragon ball rpg type game where you can punch an enemy through a mountain or like you're just flying about and then a random event happens and like broly or some shit surprise attacks you and punches you through like 3 buildings. I want a game like that so badly lmfao

[@swarthyattire]

Thesaurus actually has fewer syllables than pistachio

[@SatoKure]

Yo, Jonathan Young is coming on? That's awesome!

[@MrBobbyboom]

My favorite "game" during loading was the halfpipe in Shaun White Snowboarding 🤙

[@Spitfyre1011]

40:09 that edit is amazing

[@corbinh8244]

Quick suggestion - the audio will randomly get louder as you guys move around in your setups, because sometimes you will be closer to the mic and farther away from it. Whoever edits these, do you think there's a way for you to adjust the audio based on how close they are to the mic? I'm not an editor or an audio engineer but it'd be great if you could do that. Thanks!

[@SoaringLettuce]

1:22:48 this is just a less lethal version of Cheap Trick from JoJo's.

[@lilithtetterton5014]

I remember when Skyrim Legendary Edition was like 30 bucks and that shit blew my mind. Literally like $140 worth of shit on a $30 cd

[@mcgiver1327]

The looks of confusion when Sween mentioned the snakes lol

[@LEGOC-3PO]

41:58 the best dog name is actually "Muttley"

[@thememechefgaberahamlincol6190]

Dude for the question at 1:30:40, Red Faction Guerilla should industry standard. You have no idea how much I would love for shit like Fallout or any open world game to allow you to blow up buildings.

[@jordanj809]

1:55:04 been a while since I’ve heard that name lmao

[@radsquid9541]

what scene from joker are they talking about

[@cletusjunior7293]

Chris Ray gun looking like mini me sam Hyde

[@BarbWireBarracuda]

Chameleons look anxious!! What you mean?! I have 3 and they’re amazing.

[@Corboy6]

Some lizards are like puppy dogs. Also, you ever seen a crocodile, the most powerful jaws in the world, tenderly picking up their babies? Fucking adorable

[@SoaringLettuce]

1:45:42 there is one thing humans can do that's almost exclusive to us, we have practically infinite stamina. That's how we would hunt thousands of years ago, we only needed to wound an animal and chase it with a brisk jog until it collapsed.

[@kimorayn1733]

34:02 & 36:15 Holy shit, Kingston. If the lost show has this energy. . . fuck

[@markparkinson6947]

I am watching this currently on a TV, where a beam of sunlight is beaming down on Chris’s face, with the curtain blocking the other beams of sunlight, effectively sparing Tom and Derrick. The sunlight is racist. 😂

[@Jake0205]

YOUR VIDEO’S LATE. JK, so fucking glad this is out, love ya’ll.

[@xSwordLilyx]

Pet argument is valid. My guinea pig is obviously dumb as rocks but he knows 'Max' and 'treat' for SURE. Also 'grass' I think. Two syllables or less work well with small animals. I don't even have to use a stern or loud voice when using his name to chastise him for being loud because the food I gave him 5 seconds ago is gone because he knows I'm talking to him and it means he should behave. His full name is Max Emilian but I absolutely never use his middle name. Before he had a real name, I just called him Cow cause he looks like a little cow. You either need a short name or a short nickname, like TJ's cat Corn Pop, or Cornelius.

[@SoaringLettuce]

Listen, watch the Parasyte anime. It's basically a comic book hero story but hyper violent and gross.

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

Nothing important happens: *they leave* Lola bunny: *they enter the chat*

[@emeraldartist8334]

"Talent" means nothing if you don't put the hours in, every prodigy started off humbly, and though some may learn quicker than others, without practice, none of it can be applied successfully

[@bettr2buttr813]

Why does Derrick have troll doll hair?

[@Bysentenial]

A group of gorillas is called an anime

[@Chaosfreak61]

30:49 Oh. Man.

[@INTERNALSERVERERROR500]

50:10 Tony Hawk wishes that could happend to him.

[@shadow12912]

Hiveminds are always just a compassionate thing. Confirmed Chris is Zerg or Tyrinid.

[@-Meatlorf]

Sween is straight nappin at 1:02:00

[@WeebotTheRobot]

I can't stop laughing at the thumbnail.

[@jordanj809]

1:48:09 what do you know that the rest of us don’t Chris?

[@zehc5262]

13:03 for the love of God, somebody take this soundbite and @ sweeny with it

[@kronus_2694]

I was not expecting them to get Johnathan young

[@Zinn_Neon]

I actually have a cat named pistachio But I usually shortened his name to "pe" or "Pistach" He recognizes all three as his name

[@jacoba6983]

actually funny enough the writer said he would change it if someone guessed the ending of one piece

[@electrohacker]

How do they not know Hasbro, the makers of Mr potato head, is a huge multi billion dollar company?

[@IzayaLee1725]

They literally own Monopoly

[@cakepigs]

if y'all are afraid of crocodiles current form think about the fact: sarcosuchus was a 9.5m crocodile Baurusuchus is a 4m crocodile with long legs so it's just stood up like a dog the kaprosuchus which i hope ark is just making shit up because it can fucking jump, and i also had to mention it because was cool and i refuse to be told it isn't like the suchus genus is just terrifying

[@finghinmccarthy5021]

Pokemon is just Nintendo fifa, you can't change my mind. Upscale graphics add 1 or 2 new mechanics every few games and that's it

[@guywhopaysrent]

I’ve watched Breaking Bad several times over and it still makes me tense

[@guywhopaysrent]

I feel like Splatoon was a great original IP. Also Zelda BOTW was a pretty original concept for the Zelda franchise

[@rickbooth3071]

if ya do da thing, and ya do it right, and ya dont fuckit up, it works 1:31:21

[@khalifa13thy]

Chris, just upload the full episode that we crave, we need that shit dude. MeatCanyon's version of Lola is the hottest, don't @ me

[@brawlco3176]

Wow they got Mario Juda to be in the show

[@oldcrow6752]

I knew a guy once who took two rounds from a gorgeous 9mm to the head, and survived, even made a full recovery and chased the other guy down all the way across the Colorado river.

[@cosmicham2557]

Been binging the cast recently and this stuff is really great, easily my favorite far right boys on KZbin

[@ThatGuyRaylo]

just use a TTS to replace the missing/broken voice lines.

[@flame3942]

best 2 syllable name for a dog is buddy :)

[@LanceUppercut]

I saw Chris at a zoo in San Diego once, but I didn't approach him. All the times I've seen someone who's famous to w/e degree, have actually been at one of our 2 zoos.

[@viktormustapic]

Yo Sween sounded like a demon in this one.

[@INTERNALSERVERERROR500]

I love how no one remember the Lola Bunny redesign from the Looney Toons cartoon from some years ago.

[@cosmicowllie7394]

People have mentioned it, and the response I've seen in regards to the series design is overwhelmingly positive, but it seems like a swings and roundabouts kind of deal. While she wasn't "sexy" in the cartoon, chick was a freaking bunny boiler stalker that Bugs wanted nothing to do with. So not exactly the pinnacle of "feminine" strength either.

[@petermansky9521]

Ok am I weird cause I don't get why you can't do the disclaimer thing on a book? Why would it be more work to put an extra page or just a couple of sentences on the title page?

[@rossmetcalf4949]

the 30 gorillas with military training are just brutes at that point.

[@Slochicki]

THEY'RE BACK! LOOK MA THE BOYS ARE BACK!

[@SKULLEDBUICK]

1:07:32 ...Sween?

[@xBOBOxFebreez]

I had a friend spoil the end of captain america civil war. He said bucky killed tony’s dad and i chased him bro, i was pissed

[@theatomiclemon1]

You might want to space it out so that that spoiler is under "see more" because you might spoil it for someone else by this comment.

[@mcdonutboy9817]

Derek should name his husky Sif and train them to sword fight

[@cynicalpsycho5574]

I hope Derrick is ok healthwise

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

Yes i am down bad but can i get help finding the anatomically accurate lola bunny pic

[@RampagingCat107]

Elephants can't jump, they don't have knees.

[@rurilavulpe7469]

Listening to these dinosaurs is starting me feel old lol

[@Lolzosaurus]

It's a good thing elephants literally can't jump because of their bone structure. We dodged a bullet there!

[@BertzTriscut]

NO! NO END! MIRE GORILLA!

[@cosmicowllie7394]

I don't understand this idea that Space Jam is just for kids? It's family entertainment, which is distinct from children's entertainment, because family entertainment is for all age groups. Like yeah, it would be effed up if Laa-laa and Po were made to be hyper curvy and sexualised, since that's a show that really is just for children. For a movie that was appealing to all age groups though, including teens, it's not that weird for there to be some incredibly mild sexual themes.

[@EPICWEEGEEFACE]

I would argue it's still weird for how overt a lot of the sexual stuff in it is. Like, even while Who Framed Rodger Rabbit does it with Jessica and the patty cake scene, it feels more like an actual joke than pure Sex Bait like Lola and scenes with her felt in Space Jam.

[@EPICWEEGEEFACE]

That and Jessica Rabbit's role in that movie is actually plot relevant and her character has a real purpose in the story. Lola bunny is a "Hot GF" for Bugs, or at least was designed to be initially.

[@cosmicowllie7394]

@@EPICWEEGEEFACE Lola being basically the only Looney Tune that can play basketball well is, indeed, pure sex bait and not at all relevant to the fact that the whole movie is about a competitive game of basketball. The boys were made to look like idiots, drooling over her, not taking her seriously where they *should* have done. She owns them with ease, and they may have stood only a very small chance of competing with her skill if they'd have taken her seriously. That should be the take away. That someone can be incredibly sexy or attractive, and that's not a bad thing or something to be ashamed of or something to hide, but that also isn't all that they are.

[@jadeleung707]

Please please PLEASE watch devilman crybaby if you are watching anime. It’s so amazing, by masaki yuasa. The sound track and story(although the beginning is kinda weak) are both just immaculate.