The Snark Tank Podcast: 123 - The Chris And Sweeney Show

[@irishempire9811]

That is probbably the best intro this podcast will ever get

[@kimorayn1733]

They finally did it

[@matthewwalsh1468]

Print it, sell it, ship it!! ☺️

[@Beaves460]

Until someone decides to hit up Keith David on Cameo...

[@kimorayn1733]

@@Beaves460 ur a genius

[@Maxisamo1]

"Was he Asian or was he Japanese" I love Chris just glides right past that lmao

[@comhaltacht315]

20:00 Chris explains contemporary politics from the middle of an empty church 25:50 Chris somehow connected Andrew Tate to Halo, and it worked. 1:26:00 Ape Escape DnD Edition

[@ceast5273]

Thank you, kind degenerate. I like these timestamps when relistening

[@OwnageMancer]

"Was he actually Asian or was he Japanese?" -Tom Sweeney

[@melondeezy5382]

It’s seems that Sweeney’s already repenting for losing the last episode by being banished to the phantom zone based off his background, hopefully he’s settled in ok 👍

[@davidshane9495]

I have 16 minutes left and I just realized.

[@raquelgomez214]

Holy shit I thought Chris was using an echo affect on his mic in the beginning of the podcast but Chris saying that the echo is coming from the emptiness from his new apartment blew my fucking mind

[@thellamagod6684]

It’s not even a new apartment he said on Instagram that he bought an actual house

[@raquelgomez214]

@@thellamagod6684 Manz Chris got the W in life

[@SatoKure]

@@thellamagod6684 That's actually really cool, I'm happy for him

[@xSwordLilyx]

brother so dedicated he ain't got no bed and he doin the pod

[@TsudaraTogami]

chris sounds like where sween looks like he is

[@brian_cream]

I don't always agree with any of you guys but i would never want this podcast to be any other way. I really appreciate you guys sharing your honest opinions and staying true to yourself on the podcast.

[@ceast5273]

I gotta agree with Chris on the Bonnie Ross discussion, I think King likes to be optimistic but the reality is there's a chance Ross could say her termination from 343i was sexist and the Twitter bandwagon would pile on without understanding the situation whatsoever. Maybe Ross would be cool about it and part ways without trying to gaslight the company, but the CHANCE of it happening is something no major company wants to deal with right now.

[@RedEyeBlueEye]

I watched Spider-Man for the first time last night and your previous episodes made me laugh so much when Ben dies. My boyfriend was very concerned

[@kimorayn1733]

GG

[@somecitrus7561]

Petuh...

[@kimorayn1733]

Finally, Derrick face planted on the way out the gym and now is too embarrassed to be seen in public ever again.

[@nope5363]

They did it, the mad bastards made the intro into perfection.

[@allhandsondik7803]

Sweeney talking about how meals shouldn't need sauce, while equating it to McDonald's chicken nuggets is the most faux culinary expert thing I've ever heard.

[@clanofclams2720]

Literally one day after this podcast went up the biggest thing that could have happened happened. Wow.

[@davidshane9495]

Sweeny's laugh must be treasured. Him and Rich from RLM.

[@outthewindow8188]

6:05 a notification sound has never had better timing

[@MarcusTrinnias]

I remember seeing a documentary on ants in South America. It was terrifying watching these army ants literally scouring the immediate area of all edible life. To the point that a Scorpion climbed onto one of the pivot mounted cameras to try to escape being torn to shreds by the literal horde of marching doom.

[@timelord1199]

HILARIOUS that Chris mentions Bonnie Ross not being fired and she just left 343 today

[@syndromeofadowns]

"Left"

[@brianthegreat5994]

man that foreshadowing with Chris saying that he is sick at the beginning is great

[@Fictitious27]

Man Sweens laugh/cackle is contagious

[@Tribonius]

I always find it kinda funny how people think fast food workers will care or be judgmental about your order. If I was taking your order and I asked "what sauce do you want with that?" and you said "I don't need any sauce" I can promise no one would think of it for more than a second. The only reason it's phrased this way is because most costumers won't remember to ask for any, then get annoyed that they didn't get any.

[@thatoneguyUknow]

Echo and The Blur, my favorite podcast hosts.

[@BertzTriscut]

Keep in mind that army ants are known to swarm and eat people in Africa and South America, leaf cutter ants have razor like mandibles, and bullet ant stings can hospitalize you. They don't need to be that much larger depending on what species.

[@edgarantivarnanature.5256]

Yeah true! and pandemics are predators around the corner! *Cough* *Cough* Ahh beware!

[@BertzTriscut]

@@edgarantivarnanature.5256 I was talking about the part where they answered the question about how big ants needed to be to pose a serious threat to humanity, but uhh okay.

[@seff6533]

Nice of Chris to talk to us from the beyond

[@akhaadi1086]

My favorite part about the whole Chris Chan escape thing is that it started with a 4chan post about it going viral on twitter, and then coming full circle by itself going viral on twitter and people actually believing it.

[@desertgsrider1]

Chris, you absolutely nailed your political discussion at 20:00 and you made my day! Really! Imagine living life and not being able to voice any opinions or have representation for said opinions. Almost my entire family are Independent voters and view voting as deciding which venereal disease is best for us. And over the years we all learned that sharing an opinion about the right or left gets us labeled as having extreme views. My dream is to have a candidate in 2024 that ran an election based on sensible business ethics where instead of a 20 bedroom yacht, CEO's would only have 10 and pay taxes to support mental health, healthcare, etc. Also, instead of throwing $ at socio-economic groups and programs that continually fail, actually research ways to support them without enabling them. However, this views are never represented so we remain quiet instead of being labeled extreme. Thanks again for making me feel normal!

[@Maxisamo1]

They EXPLICITLY made the Apelings Asian-based in culture and people are acting like it's a slight against Africans

[@thedragonlady6661]

Congrats to Derrick and jojo! That’s really sweet

[@mateuszostrowski3730]

I'm always excited for this podcast, because something big always happens the day of or the next day. This time, the queen dies.

[@weezee1648]

Sweeney's laugh sounds like a kookaburra, I love it

[@ShihTzuPosting]

Chris is probably right about Bonnie’s situation but I’ve heard plenty of scenarios where people say “he is only getting away with it this long because he’s a man” and I think both scenarios are out there but in the end we are only speculating.

[@spooketh518]

every fucking time. the day after EVERY EPISODE something big happens.

[@OnionEyedGoat]

This is the first time I could actually tell the Audio is off when a KZbinr says "sorry about the audio"

[@ilovecody7514]

I love that Chris turned into a super-villian over a snapple bottle incident, and that Rob stood up for him over a mistake.

[@globblin1734]

People argue Chris Chan is actually trans because he self mutated his genitals and had other things that pointed to real dismorphia. The Chris Chan trans situation is like almost a philosophical question at this point.

[@NEOSRULER]

The time skip in which Goku grew up in DragonBall was 3 years. The tenkaichi tournaments take place every 3 years

[@aardvarkapoc5933]

I work with a black dude who has consistently fucked up and doesn't finish his assigned work and has documented cases of time theft and destruction of company property (thousands of dollars) and to this day is still employed... My project manager has said off the books several times that they are afraid of the discrimination case

[@Yumemaru.]

Goated intro. Victorious was great but some of the shit on there was definitely shady.

[@MaximumAaron]

When I was in college, one of my friends introduced himself as "Joe, but some people call me Josephiroth". My other buddy just says "Nobody calls you Josephiroth." and that was the end of that. Being nicknamed Nemesis by your friend seems like he is an evil genius and he was trying to set you up for cringe.

[@he2875]

aaaaand Bonnie Ross steps down as head of 343 and exits the company. Chris your power to will things into existence has evolved to the point where I have legitimate concerns for your safety now.

[@kimorayn1733]

Chris, friendly reminder to make 'Idiocy Knows No Party Lines" a shirt, sticker, or something.

[@MySkilletfan]

Just be glad Chris. You could have watched Victorious and turned out like Quinton Reviews.

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

came here from the audio podcast on Spotify to point out that Chris Pine is actually in the MCU only to double check with IMDB to find out I was wrong. I thought he was the Asgardian thespian that plays Thor in Love & Thunder, but turns out that was Luke Hemsworth.

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk0123]

I'm glad the fire intro is back. With improvement!

[@rogercheetoofficial]

Finally You have perfected the intro

[@tris-chan6419]

Chris has realized his power to will things into being and now has achieved godhood

[@henry-js]

Has the intro reached it's final form?

[@xblowsmokex]

It’s fucking close

[@freddart5163]

Nah I can't believe I missed this that intro is golden

[@dededead1172]

That intro is perfect

[@allthelanguages7945]

Damm the fucking Queen died

[@PhantomationTV]

Can we get an episode where all 3 of you guys are present for once? Please?

[@OwnageMancer]

Fucked Sweeney audio: this is no good. Throw it out Fucked Chris audio: oh well. Just deal with it

[@kimorayn1733]

Really?

[@ghostrade7746]

Sweeney’s audio wasn’t fucked, he straight up didn’t record his audio at all.

[@freddart5163]

Soldier ants go crazy I saw it pull a larva twice the size by himself

[@zale9604]

The AI camera zooms crack me up

[@edgarantivarnanature.5256]

The intro killed me. xD!

[@xblowsmokex]

Lmao, I love that they’ve been doing this for more than 100 episodes and are still having recording issues.

[@_Capybara_]

It pains me to say this, but Chris Chan never said that he transitioned because he wanted a better chance at getting laid. That’s just a theory and a rather plausible one that I can see being true. Only reason I know this is because GenoSamuel the dude behind the Chris Chan doc is always calling out people on Twitter who make this claim and asking for a source.

[@ovenram]

yeah i've never seen the evidence of chris chan saying that either

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

I'm pretty sure it was in one of the letters where Chris mentioned wanting to fuck lesbians to end the "love quest". For what it's worth, Chris also thinks he is Jesus Christ and Sonichu and that he is married to Mewtwo so I don't think anyone in good conscience can accurately determine if Chris is really trans or not without a very extensive psych evaluation. I don't blame people who don't believe it though because I personally don't see him as deserving any respect, no matter how basic you see pronouns as a right.

[@Makujah_]

Kingston: games i 100 percented, let's see hmm... Oh yeah kingdom hearts My disappointment: immeasurable

[@Makujah_]

Just to clarify: I can't imagine even enjoying any game from this fever dream of a series. And whoever 100 percents it - I'm sorry but there is clearly something wrong with you, you're a ticking bomb and probably dangerous to society :P

[@AB-wn3qz]

Y’all love the kingpin clip too much

[@PSReldus]

I mean the ape race for D&D was also not great because of how they used actual minstrel show drawings as reference material for the art in the books

[@bread4585]

the last time i heard about black sludge dripping from a tub there was a body mysteriously found in the water tank of that one hotel on the faithful day of February 19th, 2013

[@syndromeofadowns]

Elisa lam?

[@RU81111]

Aye da boiz are back!

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

chris has never heard of vinaigrettes or yogurt dressing

[@pimpin8216]

The non consistent streaming background and location is actually apart of the streams aesthetic 😂

[@gaigelarry]

1:13:00 Best/Weirdest Nickname You've Had: My great grandfather called me " Gai-Gai " ( Yep. Pronounced like Gay-Gay) I was so young i never knew what gay meant, but old enough to remember. He wasn't malicious about it, tho. He loved me & my brother & hated the other grandkids x'D Good ol' papaw.

[@davidshane9495]

Please don't change the intro. That's shit had me rolling.

[@TomiPalese]

Chris is about to sing some Elvis Crespo and I'm giggling just by thinking about it

[@CrowAtNight]

I’m fucking dying at that intro man

[@Makujah_]

Man, someone stole all the Chris' stuff and it made him achieve divinity

[@frost_6836]

I need to make that intro my phone ringtone

[@vanta7581]

1:58:00 yo yms is gonna be on the podcast that’s gonna be a banger i know

[@Makujah_]

1:11:41 I don't support Kingston's neighborhood rule "if *you talk* smack you get hit", that is some caveman shit, we have to be better than that. But what Chris said - the "if *you hit* someone, expect to get hit back regardless of who you are" - that I'm all for, that is as fair as it can get in my opinion.

[@lordm0918]

The most ironic thing I’ve ever heard is complaining about the fry thing with “why are you eating something you don’t like just to drown in in something you do like, just drink the ketchup” from people who think food is incomplete if it’s not ridiculously heavily seasoned lol. Like eat what you want, but it’s funny hearing that from people who say they like chicken, but called normal chicken “disrespectful” in the same episode

[@kimorayn1733]

For one of the first times in a long time, I disagree with Chris: The price of tasting a dry salad is too high, my rule is dress it so it has a light coating, but even medium-bad dressing is better than tasting the raw unpleasant bush of health.

[@Flambingo]

rip queen lizzy

[@justtony6081]

lmao the queen dies 2 days after the episode goes up

[@Youngblaise2]

I need one double 😩 ugh (ugh ugh) in the intro

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Kris' echo was my favorite guest to date

[@josed.vargas3961]

I miss peering into Sweeney's toilet

[@edgarantivarnanature.5256]

In 6th grade I had bully haha, he would push me around, I would ask him to stop as soy as possible, but after the third time of asking- I spun him around to the ground. We had to go to school counciling after that which is bullshit! So sped shit increased for us over the years. He became my friend eventually. Along the way we would rough house, breaking his ankle. After 8 years and reconnecting with the normal world, I went to his house and legit! He limped like a pirate and had a big beard saying as he got close to me "You know how long its been" xD! Referring to our past and broken leg. My husband and I love your laugh, Sweeny. Hahaha. Speaking of making fun of teachers, For some reason I asked this teacher who's last name was Shoemaker, so I asked if she made shoes. Wtf.

[@xblowsmokex]

is there a such thing as a reverse deepfake? for instance, we take the video of Sweeney where the audio is missing, then have an AI lip read and detect microscopic vibrations in the video to reconstruct sweens audio after being trained on his voice from all the other episodes. Edit:Also, do you think we'll get an episode this week?

[@Dayman420]

“Was he actually Asian or was he Japanese” You really just moved on from that one 😂

[@TsudaraTogami]

private pyle from fullmetal jacket doing the kingpin pullup

[@alexlawrence6440]

One of the saddest things about me is that I didn’t hate crowders show in like 2018

[@xSwordLilyx]

it's okay bro

[@alexlawrence6440]

@@xSwordLilyx fair lol mostly a joke I think I was pretty stoned when I wrote that

[@glowbies9416]

Best intro yet!!!

[@mathieuleader8601]

Andrew Tate is PC Principal's Mirror Universe counterpart

[@AMGarrettTV]

Wtf. Are you guys the new Simpsons? How is it that you guys talk about something theoretical and it happens with in a month's time?

[@gaigelarry]

Chris didn't Echo at all on Sacred Symbols in the same empty room but he echoes like mad here....? Wassup..?

[@HeyBoSsBar]

Next month Chris moves to the month

[@שחרשילר]

That intro fucking killed me

[@peepeestorm3187]

If an ant was the size of a mouse, they'd be flipping cars and shit bro.

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

Bro what the fuck. Sween's camera looks so clean

[@Makujah_]

1:42:30 agreed, fries with ketchup is a very meh combination. . . BECAUSE FRIES WERE CREATED BY GODS TO BE CONSOOMED WITH MAYO! Or curry. Or homemade garlic sauce. But if the fries are properly fried and generously salted - yeah, they're good as is. I only dip my fries in ketchup if they don't have mentioned properties and ketchup is the only non-shit condiment available

[@elyktheman8189]

Good advice on breakups boys, dont linger in the past, even when the relationship ends well. Plenty of phish in da seas

[@elyktheman8189]

Also boiling chicken is mostly for pies and makes it juicy....however I agree it is barbaric to consume strait up boiled chicken

[@jasonowens2000]

Dan Schneider be like, it's just FOOTage

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

Love the new theme boys and/or men

[@-Meatlorf]

1:00:50 Saiyans didn't exist in Dragon ball

[@lopezland8436]

Intro of the year

[@MrYadaization]

Christian Bale was also in a marvel movie :)