The Sopranos - Christopher And Paulie Tell A Story

Christopher and Paulie tell a story about a day in the woods.

[@elviejo1997]

It's absolutely hilarious how quickly this situation escalated for no reason.

[@krayzeejojo]

Yup, and that's probably one reason why either Jersey Shore stayed on for as long as it did, or got canceled so quickly lol.

[@RB2331]

I agree and damn Vito...2 packs a day and 150 pds overweight ...haha

[@TheDipset1233]

benny's actions are so weird and forced. he comes in with a weird ass bravado attitude like he just pulled of a heist and starts fingering patsy's food and shit wtf?

[@Snarkythecat]

@@TheDipset1233 holy shit, Benny at 0:24 lmao. I never even noticed what he was doing until you mentioned it!

[@Grym0626]

It was good story dammit

[@jakethemuss3]

You have to love Chris and Paulies love/hate relationship. Made for great TV.

[@DJBSillyTheGreek1]

Absolutely one of the best things on sopranos

[@nevergonnadie420]

It was Paulie's fault 100%

[@jamesmorant1406]

Your right he drop his Remote control and that's was it

[@winterffly8390]

@@jamesmorant1406 *Universal remote

[@frankdodd3355]

Their scenes together were always gold and this scene is a microcosm of why. Mostly it was Paulie who always complicated the simple and would get angry when Christopher pointed it out. Just great.

[@Grym0626]

Oops…his fingers slipped

[@martinhowarth81]

Oh !

[@lpr5269]

Chris is 100% right. Paulie was just being an asshole when he threw the guy's Universal Remote down on the floor and broke it. Totally needless. Just get the money and get the hell out of there. Be professional, but Paulie was always very insecure so he had to be an ass about it.

[@wjatube]

yeah but had he not done that the best episode of the best series on tv would never had happened.

[@deathrager2404]

@@wjatube i always wonder why paulie didnt pay syl's 5g himself, with another 5g on top of that because he fucked it up.

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

@@deathrager2404 I daresay Tony made him pay Silvio over it. Chris was right though it was Paulie's fault all he had to do was collect the money and fuck off but he was pissed off that he had to collect it because it insulted his precious pride at being asked to do a job he thinks he's too good for.

[@kingshekk6882]

Its always a pride thing with Paulie.

[@TheSands83]

“ put it down on docking station “

[@ktr1690]

You lost your shoe? I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN!

[@jakep1979]

@Daniel Treadwell oh yeah! those guys!

[@hunkydory4065]

UNIVERSAL REMOTE.... PUT IT DOWN ON DOCKING STATION LOL

[@gmctvgreatmindsconnect.4037]

😂😂😂

[@Mooksdu88]

You got some balls my friend... oupsssss😂

[@madhash83]

@@Mooksdu88 I wash my balls in ice water!

[@mikeg8373]

Vito: “that was a good story damnit” 😂😂😂

[@SonnyRed420]

Chrisy please don't leave me out here. LMAO.

[@jsoto8229]

I love how upset Vito is they didn’t finish the story lmao

[@_E.J.]

Paulie: “Tellin’ you right now…it’s finished with us!” Vito: “Yeah? Well…Any plans for tonight?”

[@vin5073]

😂😂

[@mattmac1271]

Vito says that was a good story damn it ! Being lost in the woods with another guy or two would be a dream come true for him

[@Benjumanjo]

Thought I was the only one who caught that.

[@steelreal254]

"Don't say nothin, Sal"

[@dannyh5937]

Sitting around, having a good laugh while talking about murder.

[@nrnehigie7382]

What we call “murder”, these guys call “Tuesday”

[@logwind]

The guy is an interior decorator.

[@alisalim8154]

Tim Mosso's Sunglasses “his house looked like shit”

[@absolutelynot3065]

Best episode in my opinion. “Pine Barrens”

[@michelreddog9713]

"We would've caught up to the prick if you didn't lose your fuckin SHOE"! 😂😂😂

[@santino4561]

the sudden change in paulie's expression when chrissy said he overreacted is hilarious

[@VanoirFilms]

Benny 0:23-0:25

[@RB2331]

Vanoir Films a simple story turns into someone almost getting whacked !

[@Snarkythecat]

wtf I never noticed that! 😂

[@SankofaNYC]

Lmao... He was like still getting into character or something

[@Salmontemaki]

Wtf lmao

[@keithelliott2328]

😂😂😂😂nobody was looking at him

[@rogda123]

HAHAHA AT 0:23 WHAT THE FUCK IS BENNY DOING LOL

[@alnonymous2482]

0:53 Benny is thinking "Here we go again."

[@BookshelfQBattler]

If the show had gone on longer, I wonder if the Russian would have returned

[@WashedCoachWith3Chips]

Chrissy was right! Paulie owed him BIG!!!!!!

[@lehue3090]

lmao Paulie's face at 1:16 haha

[@MysticWarrior123]

funny af

[@astoriasenju6162]

Chrissy’s Paulie impression lmaoooo

[@marceloromero4515]

I like how Benny inspects Parisi's half eaten sandwich.

[@pavelkulinich9765]

😁

[@deathrager2404]

hahaha patsy's ''oh'' in loop after chrissysaid paulie lost his shoe is hilarious. almost like the italian santa clause lmao patsy is a legend

[@11Kralle]

The NewJersey mob seems to work like my aunts coffee-circle...

[@mattmac1271]

Gotta love it how they're screaming at the top of their lungs about how they beat suffocated and shot a guy in a public place

[@RaulieGonzo97]

Love clips like these cause it shows how little these guys actually care for each other deep down. Every friendly convo can turn so quickly

[@brianbernstein3826]

love how patsy teleports to the bar 7 seconds in lol

[@RB2331]

***** BB ..I never noticed that ....and I will tell u in real life someone would've been killed over a top Russian Mobster missing and it would've been paulie being whacked because he collected the $$$ for sil and the top guy knew that fact and he would've killed paulie for his best friend !

[@wjatube]

0:00 Patsy is standing on the left the entire time. Your eyes were drawn to Paulie and missed it.

[@rodrigomunoz9217]

are you fucking kidding ?? how the hell you didn’t see him from the first moment lmao

[@brianbernstein3826]

Aw jeez....GUYS: Patsy is 5 feet away from the bar when the scene begins. At 7 seconds in, his hand is resting on the table. You can watch the distance between Patsy and the others shrink instantly, if you prefer to see it that way.

[@Superfireben]

Tony Sirico used the following grooming products: Aqua Net Hairspray, Binaca, and Pinaud Aftershave.

[@BlackSweatAndAidsMix]

yeah i love it man....everything else now is boring so i just keep watching sopranos over an over lol

[@_JM-]

“So we open the fuckin trunk....” i don’t know why but the way he says it always makes me laugh

[@ZatoOW]

Lol the woods with the Russian was probably my most favorite episode. I'm pretty sure this is what they are talking about.

[@RB2331]

it truly is great acting ..so natural ...' boom ,his fkn head goe off like a fkn rug' ...so fluid ...so well acting ..paulies face at the end ..ready to fight ..truly special..

[@MoruaAdre]

These guys are amazing play their role.!!)

[@heartless158]

Pauly is fucking hilarious. He has so much balls. I swear he'll fight anyone

[@rokanza2293]

I know this is an ancient comment but seriously I don't see anything impressive about a brainless sack of shit

[@tdevil101]

It cracks me up how Paulie will never admit the whole Russian fiasco was his fault.!

[@christconquers]

It feels so satisfying seeing Paulie being humiliated

[@lyndsaycrawford]

Chrissy & Paulie are comedy gold. It’s hilarious when Chrissy’s paying for everything & Paulie kicking the arse right out it. They’re love hate relationship is brilliant

[@carratosoprano6994]

Wtf is Benny doing

[@patgogan7324]

Lmao i never noticed that hilarious

[@jakemooshian2995]

So surprising to hear about this again besides it was obvious everyone else would laugh and everything that happened to the Russian besides I definitely laughed

[@deadchanneldontwatch7347]

1:11 chrissy's head movements 😂

[@rogda123]

0:18 OHHH EHHH THERE HE IS!!!

[@StyrbjornStarke]

Where are the new clips? its been a fucking month now without any! ooohhh!

[@sltmwwefan1001]

One of the greatest storylines between Chrissy and Paulie. Lol! they we're always so hot-headed together.

[@henryalister9115]

The Russian was my favorite character. I wish they did more with him

[@TheRealStrayWolf]

The Paulie-Chrissie sub plot was so well devised

[@clc-gl4jn]

My favorite part of this is how Chris blames Paulie for choking Valery with the lamp but in reality in the scene Chris was getting choked the fuck out himself by Valery and Paulie saved him hahahhaahahah

[@csc4781]

And that Paulie said the Russian hit Chris with the shovel when he got whacked with it too lol

[@DerKommissar86]

WTF are these idiots talking about this shit in the biggest room in the Bing? Tony got mad at Matt and Sean for talking about less in the bathroom. There’s so many places they could hide a bug in this huge room

[@faltyuse]

The FBI know that they search for bugs in the bing

[@marquesjohnson6359]

Chris was 💯 right Paulie was an A**hole all they had to do was pick up Sil's money which Valery was gonna give them but Paulie was hilarious at the end " it's finished with us" like they broke up LOL 🤣😅

[@pakanadosokasi6877]

0:23 whats Benny doing lol

[@pakanadosokasi6877]

@Blood Beryl benny lol

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

You used to shine shoes ? You didn’t tell us about that !

[@ricocox2591]

Paulie don’t like to be called out on his BS 😂

[@BGlaxbro21]

That was a good story damn it

[@dbz4586]

Tell you right now, it's finished with us.

[@mattmaccaronio5990]

Lost in the woods with other men? The level of care? Vito was coming

[@goodyeoman4534]

"The Russians? They're not all bad..."

[@dbz4586]

How about the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksucker's moved nuclear warhead's into Cuba. Pointed them right at us.

[@goodyeoman4534]

@@dbz4586 I saw that movie - I thought it was bullshit.

[@cullenmott7614]

I actually wonder if this is how it really gets. *Like if personalities like Paulie's are an inevitability from living the kinds of lives these characters live.* That after years of lying, cheating, stealing, betraying, and acting tough to save face-and pushing your way to the top all-the-while being paranoid that your life might end at any moment from someone within (or outside of) your own crime "family"-something happens to your personality. I would not be surprised if you became the kind of person *who takes every little joke or slight as a deep personal offense,* and throws a "I tell you now, it's finished between us" temper tantrum. [The number of tantrums thrown on this show (by Paulie, Tony, Uncle Junior, Phil etc.) is titanic: rewatching the show, it feels like 50% of all plot developments all begin with a some character throwing a tantrum or acting like an spoiled child.] obviously The Sopranos is a fictional tv show. But I would not be surprised if there were quite a few Paulies and Tonys in real life. I'm not convinced this kind of life makes you tougher. *I'd bet it makes you paranoid and deeply sensitive.*

[@Soil_Bound]

0:10 The Russian washed his balls with ice water. He wasn’t even cold and far from shivering lol

[@MobKnowledge]

Breaking balls ALWAYS goes too far.

[@jyoti12791]

Imagine JR from WWE was narrating this scene lol That was a good story dammit

[@b3n1to13]

Chrisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ADarkKnight1]

But the universal remote breaking was an accident.....

[@JeffS904]

They got history… Israel and fuckin’ Palestine

[@faltyuse]

HES STILL ALIVE!

[@BlackSweatAndAidsMix]

yesssss it did ...even before pine barons......yu watch much sopranos? i watch it over and over....still burning they stopped it

[@TheDartVix]

Brilliant great show

[@likeminas]

fucking great scene.

[@SlopHunter333]

Telling you right now, its finished with us

[@highspeedgaz]

I can imagine the Director shooting the scene very pleased and Shouting out aloud Thats a Wrap !!, mean while Paulie and Chris are still at it like tooth and nail . Great Actors ,dream team .

[@StuUngar]

Vito loves a story about men pursuing another man.

[@RB2331]

i agree tony ..he didnt just nudge the guy ..he grabs and holds him until paulie pushed him away...and not to be critical but doesnt paulies shot glass seem empty or half empty and at the very end he has a full shot glass of booze ..just wondering ...lol

[@dustin8479]

Poor Paulie, how many more betrayals can he take!

[@Ciana2024]

I scream laugh at this shit all the time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayo_ocho8861]

Paulie was the best part of the show for me but he was at fault in pine barrens

[@SteveV74]

They were just trying to get Silvios Schkotaul

[@zachblakemore3567]

Lol Benny doesn’t know what tf they’re talking about, but he knows when a fights about to start XD

[@alnonymous2482]

Yeah, Paulie and Christopher being in the same room.

[@valentinpalombo4699]

That escalated so quickly LMFAO

[@deadlyoneable]

The underlying hate between these two was real.

[@bubbabigshnks2316]

Vito wasuppaullies ads lol this is where it all began for the Hershey lover

[@SR07_]

the what do you mean overreacted coming from paulie, immediately reminded me of the classic how am I funny scene from tommy devito

[@ewanmacfarlane9195]

So we open the fuckin shinebox. ...

[@clayp72]

Christopher should've known from childhood on where to stop with Paulie.

[@BlackSweatAndAidsMix]

great scene the start of the battle between them

[@30inception]

that battle started waay before this my friend

[@ctwwtc8761]

Paulie lived long enough to see Kateland dance at the Bing

[@30inception]

press 7 for Paulie's favorite curse word

[@rogerflaps36]

Sopranos57 need more uploads,u in witness protection or something??

[@rogerflaps36]

^^ what this guy said. Been ages,have you been busted by the feds.

[@marruz0]

This is the funniest scene ever!

[@SR07_]

this scene always reminds me of my cousin, the way benny looks and acts you would think there twin brothers

[@rogerflaps36]

Any new vids,been ages.

[@Mooksdu88]

1:03 😂😂

[@MrAtheists]

lol I love chris and paulie

[@Ronnicus]

wow how quickly htings change

[@phallystorm]

anger issues

[@fatdaddyeddiejr]

Christopher was right. All they had to do is collect the money from the Russian. And for Paulie to put the remote back on the stand. But Paulie had to be a jerk about it.