The Strange/Hidden ‘Quirks & Features’ of my 2007 BMW 760Li V12 Luxury Limo

[@itsjoel]

Go on then... rate my Doug Demuro impression out of 10...

[@oli_rei]

you forgot to mention Cars and Bids :(

[@EverythingCarsandMoreECAM]

Mate you will get a Doug score of 11 or a ECAM score of 100

[@BaldMancTwat]

I rate it shockingly bad out of 10. Nice try though.

[@minorearthmajorsky1476]

I give it a Doug score of 100/100

[@itsjoel]

@@BaldMancTwat can I get a gold star for effort?

[@HighPeakAutos]

😂 Where are you cargo shorts and your shirt over shirt combo?

[@itsjoel]

I’ll have a word with wardrobe for next time

[@MichaelMengo]

I didn't know you are here, Love your videos

[@damilolaakanni]

😁😅😂

[@elliotw1784]

I have to say Joel.... as soon as I heard the way you said “This”, I had to see what channel I was watching! Bravo my man!! Great video 😂

[@itsjoel]

Haha thank you buddy

[@basichype6773]

I thought I clicked on a Doug video too haha

[@elliotw1784]

Seems as though I’m not the only one who was fooled!

[@TheDaneJohni]

Me too 🤣😂

[@FastDriver318]

Your Doug was on point, you only missed 1 thing: You didn't mention Cars and Bids 4 times before the review start

[@itsjoel]

Hahahahaha

[@Buck3366]

Ok I actually laughed out when the intro started. The voice,the gestures and the constant badgering to visit Cars and Bids...oh no you didn’t do that bit thankfully!!

[@itsjoel]

Ahah thanks mate glad it made you laugh

[@alexteoh9038]

Yoooo, I don't think this is the real doug demuro guys, he didn't mention Cars & Bids at least 16 times in 5 minutes

[@chrisseitz339]

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't searched for a Doug Demuro E85 review. Your channel is actually quite in depth in that regard!

[@itsjoel]

Thanks Chris, appreciate it

[@Hassanm799]

D...DOUG?

[@connormorse9191]

Had to check it's the right channel

[@jimmyc33]

I think the driver’s wiper has that fancy mechanism to let it reach more of the top corner of the windscreen. This is necessary because they’ve left the wipers’ orientation configured for a left hand drive vehicle (to save them having to reverse the whole mechanism). I think.

[@dutchb.3159]

Fun (eh?) fact: the "aero slats" on the wingmirrors are not so much to reduce drag for improved mpg, they're actually designed to reduce buffeting in the gap between the mirror housings and the body. Thus further enhancing the air (boooo) of luxury and comfort for the affluent occupant. Besides let's face it: if you've got a massive V12 in a car big enough to potentially cause serious grieve should you end up sideways in the Suez, who's really going to give a toss about MPG anyway...

[@tackycomrade]

You should’ve kept the Doug de muro style thumbnail with him behind the car with his arms out 😂😂😂

[@hpsauce3791]

Sorry for your loss. Your grandad was a good bloke.

[@kurtgubitz]

Nailed the warbling voice. Not bad on the American accent too.

[@oliverchilds9453]

Community interaction on this channel is so good

[@itsjoel]

Just doesn’t get any views 😂😂

[@oliverchilds9453]

@@itsjoel Content is great though so, I can really see this channel blowing up. Keep it up!!

[@hugh__jaynus__5796]

@5:33 They're commonly known as "JESUS Handles"..... You're welcome.

[@itsjoel]

Ahaha that’s brilliant, especially with my driving

[@muathbahakm383]

you didn't mention the smart entrance , when you are near the car and you can open and close the door while the key inside your pocket

[@woooster17]

I can’t say ‘Carly’ without saying ‘icarly’ in my head.. I have a 24 y/o daughter who watched it constantly when younger..and therefore also me 😏😄

[@karlandrews1596]

You sounded like a Tyler Hoover and JayEmm rolled into one at the beginning 😂

[@richardharrold9736]

You know he bought this car from JayEmm?

[@GLH8]

The fins on the mirrors are to reduce wind noise. Not that you’d hear it over the straight pipes 🤣

[@zhzhhhzhzhzzzz]

Another great vid Joel. The thing I want to see you to do, which I never had the guts to more than once for fear of wrapping it, is to turn the (godawful) traction control off and get it sideways on a wet roundabout.

[@itsjoel]

I’ll do my best

[@thatcarguy2002]

We need to get Doug to watch this right now 😂

[@itsjoel]

Haha I would to see what he thinks 😂

[@Rock-Steady]

Enough with you advertising. I pay a sub to KZbin to see no adds and there you are plugging this that and the other.

[@bookyjumpman]

Joel, if you had to choose out the two cars, would you rather have your old M240i or the 740Li?

[@bookyjumpman]

**760Li (my bad) 😂

[@aceace5457]

but i cant afford the carly app damn council is taking my money and i am disabled .

[@thelifeandtimesofteddywint5396]

Isn't that the very same windscreen wiper that broke on the drive down from Scotland on one tank of petrol?

[@TatPeddler]

had one of these back in 2005. The 2 volume knobs in the rear will adjust each others headphones if plugged in, thats why there are 2 seperate volume knobs for each passenger.

[@richardharrold9736]

Any idea what its reg was? I've got one with an incomplete history, NJ55BLK, which failed its first ever MoT at a whopping 201,000 miles due to leaking rear air suspension...

[@garagenextdoor807]

*hmmmm? Dougs voice seems to be fairly high pitched in this episode*

[@MrDaveangelo1]

What a beautiful car! And a very nice colour! E65 was always a beautiful car (I even prefer pre - facelift more). People in 2001 just couldn't get over the fact that it looked radically different from e38.

[@massivelymusic6006]

Your editing and videography skills are bloody good

[@itsjoel]

Thanks buddy! Really appreciate that

[@billymonkey111]

Please do a whole video as Doug. That was excellent

[@itsjoel]

Oh god not sure I could keep it going for that long 😂

[@evokki0075]

Hey, my 2008 Fiat Croma has blinds too at the back seat, and also heated and cooled center console as well as glove box. And thats about it :D

[@oumaniac]

Fantastic beast!

[@Anonymous-vy9ey]

11/10 Doug Demuro impression

[@1malikalik]

Bro., your voice impressions of Doug Demuro was 100% spot-on. But what was equally amusing was your transition to your native British Accent as i thought you are American and certainly never heard of any Britt impersonate our Accent so accurately. You earned my subscription right away.

[@itsjoel]

Haha, thank you sir

[@1malikalik]

@@itsjoel You welcome brother. Hey could you please review the RANGE ROVER L322. The L322 is getting popular here in US for overlanding but some are hesitant and apprehensive due to the bad reliability reputation

[@itsjoel]

@@1malikalik I’ve owned 2 of them with loads of videos, you should be able to find them on my channel 👍🏻

[@1malikalik]

@@itsjoel awesome. Let me check it out and congrats on your RR Ownership also.

[@AzanAli-]

Joel DeMuro!!

[@kb9072]

Subscribed because of the vids of the 7 Series. Love this car and really enjoy your style of reviewing. Abit disappointed you didn't fix the sensor especially as your bill was much less than originally believed. Would have to get rubber mats especially as you've got cream carpets.

[@murphy1125]

I absolutely love the thought of owing one of these old gangster buses but going for a 530i e60 instead

[@Buck3366]

Wise choice! Esso shares tripled since Joel got the V12 😂. You know you are a petrolhead when the 3.0 is deemed as the economic and frugal option 🤪

[@woooster17]

Same, I was tempted to get a an E63 650i but decided to make the smart move and get a 630i…I didn’t fancy the constant oil leak issues..

[@danb3888]

My 2005 e64 645ci displays the satnav instructions in the head up display - now THAT is a cool feature for 16 years ago.

[@itsjoel]

That is very cool!

[@barton1974]

Loool fully saw u drive through Feltham the other day 😂

[@itsjoel]

Hahahaha 😂

[@TheM5Dog]

Why is that funny?

[@vpanday1977]

Gooday alride. Iam also fiends with Mad Warston wedo speak. Ido like your movies. Iam looking upon them closely remember iam from southafrica hens iam considering the car well. Ithing the car sounds nice. Itits assuch a spots car if itits fast perhaps youcan show us how Itits to lunch it full speed for a drug race. Youdo also have nice face like Mats AWetson heis coming to my house I will prepare alcol and cigarette you can also come through. Thanks all bless to thee.

[@tibiadamo3189]

Would that carly work on 2001 Bmw x5?

[@newbeginnings8566]

There are many very bad user reviews of Carly on Trustpilot.. It appears Carly promise the earth and in most cases the things they promise don't work.. Followed by very poor customer service.. Maybe not a good idea to endorse a product that will be a bad purchase for your viewers..

[@stereoheadmtl5944]

Long lost Jolene DeMuro!!!!!

[@gregbelial4613]

I have e65 745d 4.4d for 5 years. Super car. I love this car. Greetings from Poland.

[@woooster17]

Plate is cool.. did it come with it? (Watching the vids out of sequence)

[@leonardoluc6362]

Best car ever but yes expensive not to buy but now to maintain. Far better than any RR Bentley or M-B. Top of the World.

[@robwright1067]

my 2008 skoda has the cold air in the centre console; so this is a rubbish innovation from BMW luxury car!

[@Conzyy]

I have a 2002 corsa I don’t think I would be able to code much lol

[@wozmac771]

horrible ugly design by bangle... engine was and is a masterpiece as well as suspension.

[@MrAlex19844891]

modern bm and mb are much poorlier than this, unfortunatelly, this is the last top quality car...

[@Pana_John]

For a couple seconds at the start I was confusion

[@luismisgaming3726]

the citroën c6 has more or less the same is a luxury car is a limo. would you buy it (2.7 hdi 2006)?

[@itsjoel]

I’d definitely like to try one out

[@LA63003]

I hardly press like on videos, but that intro, you got it🤣👍

[@Ramel34]

Bruh!!!!!! @2:36 Put a parental advisory stamp on this video .

[@Mike-C219]

Hey you forgot the voice cracks as a quirk......

[@ogotuwaobuto5366]

Mercedes S Class or Audi A8, much better looking bud.

[@j-bolo6637]

That intro👌🏽🤌🏼🤣

[@itsjoel]

Glad you enjoyed it haha

[@honesttroll3463]

Surely you could replace the wheel for one with paddle shifters on and use them?

[@edwardwhiteside8658]

Why does he sound like the leprechaun in the intro.?? Me gold ✨️

[@ilmseed8200]

Hahaha same here, very good impersonation. Do you want to sell it?

[@mierbeuker8148]

My Panda has a dipstick too, which means we basically have the same car.

[@mz22wa]

You’re not Aspergers enough to nail the Doug impersonation. Sorry

[@astront917]

puts tv on in rear,shuts blinds then settles down to watch rachel riley in a nice red dress !

[@muathbahakm383]

I have the 740 Li , I really know what u t talking about

[@johnnurthen1059]

I believe the rear view mirrors are designed to direct the rain to keep them clear.

[@HogwartsBasement]

That was like mrs doubtfire not Doug demuro 😂

[@jayAsparks]

That introduction was spot on, made me laugh so hard 🤣👍

[@itsjoel]

Brilliant, glad you enjoyed it haha

[@joshs9227]

Lexus LS 430 shits all over any bmw

[@Hauuy-el1vv]

Impression was actually very good

[@horsefighter_69]

10/10 on the voice

[@itsjoel]

Thanks mate

[@johannaalexander3566]

I thought that he had a voice crack in the beginning of the video

[@benbschr]

Mirror slats: most likely to reduce wind noise inside the cabin.

[@itsjoel]

That makes sense!

[@benbschr]

@@itsjoel keep up the good work. Highly entertaining stuff. Cheers from Germany 🇩🇪

[@sannyp120963]

HAHAHAHAHA loved this

[@sterlingstauffer2915]

This must be Joel Demuro!

[@donkoler6678]

hi Joel has this 7er by the motor starter hilfe

[@Whippetiggy]

I knew instantly you were ripping Doug 😂

[@michaelbamber4887]

It's your battery is fucked, mine does it. If your headrests in the back go up an down mystery, also a sign. Parking sensors first mind. Check your alternator, if out is dodgy, don't fit a new one, if it has an output, fit a new diode pack for bout 56 quid an you can fit it without removing the alternator from your car!

[@Hello5Jack]

An Invicta watch, an interesting choice, it wouldnt be my choice, but an interesting choice nonetheless.

[@itsjoel]

It’s a great budget option

[@TheM5Dog]

They are decent daily beaters. I have a few to to with my more expensive watches. Seiko nh35a movement is pretty good as well, assuming Joel's is an auto.

[@thoalfeqarali8878]

When you buy Doug from ali express

[@robjeavons5982]

How much did you pay for this beast?

[@J7CKYT]

Nice vid but you actually going to mod the car? Eg new alloys, tints, black accents etc

[@Dodanek1893]

I think mirrors are from E46. :)

[@itsjoel]

Definitely very similar, I’ve always thought they look way too small for the 7 series

[@Dodanek1893]

@@itsjoel Yeah. Pre facelift E65(E66)s are ugly at all. LCI cars are very nice, just these mirrors should've been changed and would be perfect design imo.

[@Elmantukas]

Why buy carly when you can use BimmerCode? Supports most adapters, 60£ gets you life time diagnostics and coding

[@MetalHead1904]

This is brilliant 🤣🤣

[@jonfarah8529]

Doug uploaded late today

[@jeanviloria1988]

When he doesn’t show the ambient lighting 😞

[@CarltonRoberts]

Doug DeMuro..voice...Thissssssss...!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@talhahossain6894]

You should have shown how the mirrors fold

[@skrevox]

'The windscreen wiper mechanism is over engineered. God knows how much it would cost to replace something like that if it went wrong' Bavarian engineers: 'Say no more'

[@wolfgangezeh2221]

Joel, does a high mileage matter with these cars? I’m looking to grab one after watching your videos.

[@Deeznutsmynamejeff21]

yeah quite a lot with older BMs, look for something with under 100k or be prepared to spend a few thousand every MOT, they are not very reliable

[@richardharrold9736]

@@Deeznutsmynamejeff21 mine had 201,000 by its very first MoT and has covered another 67,000 miles since... aside from it developing a misfire on all twelve, it has been very reliable!

[@MBS..]

@@richardharrold9736 it’s an alright car just watch for the transmission since it’s one of the most common problems on the car. since you have 200k miles you might as well replace flex disc and center support bearing for the driveshaft. I’ve replaced mine and it’s shifting buttery smooth no more rough shifts :)

[@richardharrold9736]

@@MBS.. had zero transmission problems, it's buttery smooth.

[@parkerpaulj]

Give it a Doug Score

[@johnspence2630]

I'm sure Doug wouldn't mind, didn't know that 760 li had those features, thanks for the video

[@richardharrold9736]

Those door mirrors weren't designed for the E65/66, they came off the E46 coupé...

[@louisbuchenwald7820]

Wonder who’s number that is

[@keithfrankham6645]

Rory Bremner can rest easy at night.

[@treix3360]

After 4 seconds of watching you for the first time i subbed and liked

[@23CivicTypeR]

This is the smallest face lift on a car that I've seen in awhile, But i like what they changed for this generation.

[@cedomirsimic5608]

I had to check on what channel I was 😂

[@indwjy88]

i thought I was on the wrong channel