The strangest farming game ever made

[@mirrimatrix]

*game about farming* Kevin : I wanna steal Steve's wife

[@kalinaszek]

Desperate wife simulator but it's a farm.

[@WickedPhase]

Classic Kevin, only he would think about taking someones wife in a farming game

[@Turtlellini-pv8yu]

He’s gonna plow steves wife (Pun intended)

[@bonesmccoy1468]

He did say he was gonna try and "plant" a sausage

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Wife farming sim

[@scarletbard6511]

My dad: "Hey son, how's it going?" Me: "Lady, you look as beautiful as a sunny morning."

[@atmywhitson]

😂

[@clray123]

Nice to know you have lesbian parents.

[@AAArnold]

@@clray123 lesbian dad lol

[@gabrielv.4358]

LMAOO

[@warwithspoons]

Kevin is so focused on hitting on Steves wife, he doesn't even realize that the lady at the end wasn't even Steves wife.

[@TheGamingPile]

Or that his name wasn't even Steve 😅

[@ruanvandervoort9252]

Lmao so funny it's like his character has dementia about Steve's wife 😂

[@DarkestSoldier]

​@@TheGamingPilehe did realise his name wasn't Steve

[@reivu]

"I could try planting a sausage" Hmm, yes, possibly in Steve's wife.

[@willanthoniozeppeli7913]

Hilarious

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

will it grow ? 🤣🤣

[@VampireBoy98]

Congrats you made me spit my drink

[@jordantakahiro5481]

Omg your funny Amelia...

[@Warhawk76]

You beat me to it..

[@jazzpancake1167]

"I have a basement though, this is great!" - You know you're watching a Kevin video when this brings you a mix of dread and excitement.

[@jackbudi]

It brings me the dead and enlightenment

[@namoment2568]

I thought he's gonna bring up his Sims series... Yet I'm covinced that in this basement there are half eaten rotting corpses of unborn childr... I MEAN A LOT OF SEEDS

[@mhdfrb9971]

Kevin should play the new episodes of life is strange 2 more

[@charlesbeavers9771]

Mostly excitement....

[@crumbledtower]

Excitement :^)

[@yourmom415]

Things that can scare you: The Dark Monsters Farming Dynasty theme music

[@ethanthereenactorguy4829]

69th like!

[@BMN_Prime]

And the water wraith

[@uranium54321]

You forgot social interaction

[@NoteToLoser]

And soup. Don't forget soup.

[@BMN_Prime]

@@NoteToLoser and mayonaise

[@cheesychappers]

"I'll get them a colouring book so they can learn to stay inside the lines" Kevin is savage

[@qwomlee6058]

If only that helped him not get hit by a car.

[@not_the_trifecta966]

@Qwomlee that's how he came up with it, it was one of those moments when you come up with an amazing come back but its 6 hours later and the middle of the night

[@jonathanpilcher337]

CheesyChappers lady, how bout you show me your cheesy chappers

[@ecrivailleries]

i hadnt laughed so hard since fat prisoner simulator

[@Daniel-kq4bx]

They really like swinging their arms around while talking

[@AgentTasmania]

kaiser doge Trying to distract from the lack of lip detail. Or stamp on some expression the voice lacks

[@hansmercredi3636]

kaiser doge Le Kaiser Doge has arrived

[@nataliegill4656]

kaiser doge they look like windmills or airplanes about to take off 😂😂😂

[@EmSprollie]

I got GTA San Andreas vibes from that

[@michealafton3542]

Dude its called being a hand talker which is what i am.

[@sublimelancolia]

“How loud do you want the background music to be?” “Yes.”

[@Twinklethefox9022]

"YES!"

[@Wiresgalore]

@@Twinklethefox9022 WHAT?!?

[@eljakimdeclerck1941]

@@Wiresgalore HE IS SHOUTING! LIKE I DO! TO EMPHASIZE THE LOUDNESS OF THE MUSIC!

[@foultarnished0101]

Loving these comments xD

[@obo5059]

@@foultarnished0101 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!

[@pyrojamfox6392]

The woman at the end was the not the wife he was trying to hook up with-

[@mariakim19931]

He was so smitten he forgot what she looked like

[@robineir]

Kevin doesn't see race, he's just absolutely terrible at remembering names and faces and events and how to do simple tasks and what were we talking about?

[@NoteToLoser]

Ahhhh this shit has me ugly laughing 😂😂

[@ArinJager1]

@@robineir what race? all these NPCs look like their "race" is painted on

[@yokingmonster1198]

Don’t forget he has amnosia

[@marioandbowser3083]

He doesnt want to plow fields, he just wants to plow his neighbours wife apparently

[@jtaylor1084]

The neighbour's eyes be popping like someone never left their farmer emo phase

[@skyetrimmell2688]

All I can think of is Sebastian from Stardew Valley. 😂😂

[@breadcat0314]

Kevin getting back to his roots brings tears to my eyes

[@jackbudi]

Who needs country roots when u got country roads tho?

[@breadcat0314]

JackBudi *Kevin singing country roads starts playing*

[@Mr.Classic91]

Kevin was in Roots

[@jacobplaysstuff126]

Your profile pic is that one unexpected item in the baggage area

[@amplified1288]

Don’t click link fromJuan Cortez Muro he seems to be a bot

[@cappew22]

i'd be super down for more episodes of this, perfect fit for the channel tbh

[@emiliafrolich9119]

"Steve Steve Steve Steve..." *Proceeds to show Tan Man Tan Man Tan Man Tan Man*

[@woekoa]

So I wasn't the only one to realize that

[@Engardian]

Actually their name is ‘Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy’

[@Engardian]

But I don’t blame you for getting it wrong because Kevin also got it wrong in the last video

[@hugovinicius2068]

I know all these characthers and I dont even know what the feck is going on in this conversation lmao

[@HughNeutron]

That was actually Tan Man aka. Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy Pretty Boy... WTF am I doing with my life?

[@snake8183]

"it looks dangerous" kevin anyone around you is in danger

[@JP-uy2vz]

I like how you’ve never really used your green screen lmao

[@claesofbase5693]

You mean, it's not just a green background?

[@jackbudi]

He’s Irish. He’s gotta have green.

[@patrickkennedy7972]

He has but rarley

[@sunoosdimples]

He usually uses it for when he needs multiple of himself

[@Ubersuntzu]

It's just there to prove he's a real youtuber that bought his setup at the youtube store.

[@meg2769]

I’ve literally never watched a KZbinr as genuine and as consistently hilarious as Kevin

[@ButiLao44]

"I really wanna farm right now" *Kevin singing country roads starts playing in the background*

[@thegreaterg8r148]

@Juan Cortez Muro shut up

[@roscos2971]

I love the visible shake of the mouse when the music starts lol

[@ThePapaDeejay]

"I'm gonna grow tomatoes! Then I'm gonna go hit on Steve's wife!"

[@mariospelopidas6705]

"The strangest farming game ever made" Funny hearing that from the strangest person ever made

[@MiaCarvajalLlamas]

Can't even deny this one.

[@ahardworker2154]

Ha

[@caleblewis8169]

@Juan Cortez Muro so you are promoting

[@ArnoO242]

Get rekt🤣

[@IamaPERSON]

@@caleblewis8169 he's done it for a while, unfortunately

[@AlphaShepardWolf]

“I have a basement though, that’s great!” That statement gives me sims 4 flashbacks

[@NG-qj2qh]

Farmers Dynasty: Kevin tries to plant his seed in Steve's wife 🤣

[@Vanora_the_explorer]

I was waiting for the joke when he said plant a sausage. Lol

[@TheAlan136]

I love the music in this game. No matter what you do, it ramps up like it’s the action scene in a super hero movie.

[@MiaCarvajalLlamas]

"It is bad for your social status." So is locking people up in a basement, Kevin, but we aren't complaining. 😂

[@Mr.Classic91]

Some of the most powerful and successful people in the world kept prisoners

[@thegreaterg8r148]

@@IamaPERSON delete your last comment and change whatever wrote to rae, and then people won't click on it

[@IamaPERSON]

@@thegreaterg8r148 thanks for the advice! (I accidentally deleted both comments)

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro now remember: you said rae is funny, so anyone that supports you, is technically supporting that too

[@yikes2540]

“Everything the light touches will be yours one day... except about 2 miles out, that’s Jeff’s farm”

[@jtaylor1084]

Game: *Talk to Oliver* Kevin: STEVE!

[@thomasferriez5938]

Fine, if we have to do it : "Farmers Dynasty but I just ruin the village life."

[@boobailey4509]

"Farmer's Dynasty but I steal Steve's wife"

[@timmyb8353]

Farmer's Dynasty: But it's the potato famine

[@scarletbard6511]

Farmer's Dynasty, but what are them politicians thinkin'?

[@gingorbrothTM]

Farmers Dynasty but I’m a home wrecker.

[@loppydoodle726]

Farmer's Dynasty but I put the Die in Die-nasty

[@cquadruple]

is no one going to talk about how weirdly erotic steve's voice sounds

[@ZombieMiezz]

The tool part fecked me up xD

[@thatdamncatboy7963]

Don't steal his wife, steal him!

[@janklobener435]

I beg a lot of players would like to plow his fields 😏

[@battery2687]

Sounds like the how it's made voice over

[@kiamaria331]

I think he sounds like a android.

[@disabilitiesanonymous9943]

The dear leader influences Kevin’s every move

[@krayva2269]

“Goodbye my love, one day I’ll learn your name..” -CallMeKevin 2019

[@ranthropologist]

when Kevin says goodbye to his tomatoes and says he’ll hopefully come back with a mother for them almost exactly matched what I said to my dog before a date last week

[@MerkhVision]

Thats kinda great lmao

[@pranavkarmarkar]

i'm a bit late, but uhhh... how did the date go? did your dog get a mother?

[@brickrick2244]

Kevin somehow manage's to to be amazing at everything he does even though he's not even doing what the game wants him to. AMAZING!

[@jackhume9337]

Kevin’s gf : Hey Kenos: Hey beautiful lady you look as good as a Sunday morning

[@mazloum3522]

Kevins gf: how do you know what the sun looks like you have been in the basement for 3 years.

[@reversedinfinity6056]

Kevin: *enters game world* Everyone: HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

[@Nedyak-f2s]

Kevins here hes gonna start a fight ayyyyy

[@silvanb]

Farming simulator: Steve’s revenge

[@twobycurrycat]

More like bore ragnarok

[@Mimikyu103]

The Ring of Fire

[@alexcuteyb6956]

" ah yes a hoemachine" - Kevin 2019

[@chrishill601]

Kevin: "Oh my god, the music kicks up so fast when you start doing shit!" Me: "Oh, so that's why so much of this video doesn't have music."

[@nicoletesla5978]

I absolutely wanna see more of this, I had the time of my life watching this, which is kinda sad

[@doist9928]

cc always brings me me joy 0:08 I think I've forgotten her hips.

[@kimmccallum5697]

“I don’t know what that means, but it’s more social points than I’ve ever achieved in my life.” Wow what a mood

[@omegapuppyttv]

Game: [E] Talk to: Oliver Kevin: Steve.

[@DivingHawker]

I love how Kevin immediately tries to run over Steve's wife and then tries to charm her right after.

[@dwight3555]

"Posted 47 seconds ago" _Kevin is the best Hitman_ confirmed

[@Mr.Classic91]

You are a beautiful man

[@dwight3555]

@@Mr.Classic91 Not as much as our dear leader but thanks!

[@TheNotoriousDUDE]

I'd be down for more of this, this game is hilarious! And you're right, you'd fit right in there as a voice actor :'D

[@RaeezTheDeadPoet]

The music jumpscares made me laugh every time

[@warrencolbert9653]

“Goodbye my love, one day I’ll learn your name. See ya Steve.” 🤣 I haven’t seen this vid in years and it still makes me laugh every time.

[@oisinmurphy95]

Kevin: lve a basement though thats great! Everyone else:*visible fear*

[@killzorful]

Kevin: “I have a basement though that’s great” Me: “Oh, no”

[@samuellund1377]

I for one am excited to see love blossom between Kevin, his young tomatoes, and someone else's wife.

[@ajgoeswest7017]

“I’ve erected scaffolding by accident!” Everything Kevin says sounds like it belongs on r/brandnewsentence

[@gracieallen9718]

5:37 just gonna brush over the guy floating over the ground

[@TheRealTonyStark]

"Steve, Steve, STEVE!" Ah so this is the origin of Steve Steve Steve Steve before entering into the wrestling business.

[@Lewis2710]

“I have a basement oh that’s great” Kevin already plotting to kill everyone within a minute of owning the farm

[@trumoo4931]

*Steals something in crowded bar whilst sneak 100 in Skyrim* Everyone: 7:51

[@XT_NighTraiN]

That, “I don’t want to play with you anymore.” meme is getting to Kevin😂

[@catherinerichard2387]

I wish he played this so much more! I love the commentary!

[@kylekvarnlov989]

Kevin: gets a basement. *scared sim noises*

[@atrapdr6251]

Sa Ba Da! *stomps foot and waves hand in the air*

[@kade5587]

A Trapdøør I heard that

[@TacoDude314]

I love the bit at 3:49 Kevin: Sounds good Character: Sounds good Kevin: Wow my character is so awkward.

[@ohsayitaintso]

Day 11 of *reminding* Kevin that he's doing great work and that we all love him.

[@shorinjii6408]

You know when its a Kevin video when the first seconds of the vid is him talking about how a child being hit by a tractor brings a tear to his eye

[@treanaharris2724]

"i could try planting a sausage" yeah you could...in steves wife.

[@MissBethanieS]

I'm just imagining now looking out at my window and seeing Kevin, as my new neighbour, on a tractor ploughing through the crops of my other neighbours paddocks and just smiling and waving as he goes past..

[@nikkiesona]

Day 229 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@nikkiesona]

@@jackbudi Indeed

[@jackbudi]

@Nikkiesona agreed

[@lain-ih6jj]

Greed

[@nikkiesona]

@@jackbudi Indubitably.

[@Kat-PM]

Y’all I’m crying, that was NOT the same woman at the end 💀😭

[@addastra03]

12:30 Kevin that’s a different girl...

[@localtavernsluteplayer2182]

That conversation with the lady (6:15) looks like an office anti-sexual harassment training video

[@Daisieheart]

neighbor: i was more of a grandson to that old man than you ever were, i loved him! kevin: *yawn*

[@old_kitsune2811]

I think this is the perfect Kevin game. Seems perfectly normal but the amount of chaos and harm you can cause is limitless. I would like another please

[@SCOR3S3TT3R]

"Could try planting a sausage." You need to win over Steve's wife first.

[@Piggmanmaxx]

You always make me laugh Kevin, I’m getting over a break up and needed something to cheer me up. Thank you

[@carreon7839]

When you've spent all morning watching Kevin and get a notification from Kevin ah yes food for procrastination, my favorite.

[@jerryskeepero]

“OMG I accidentally erected scaffolding “ I nearly died laughing!

[@jerryskeepero]

Jon Boy thanks for the extra laugh!

[@DanuProductions]

Dubliner visits cork *2019, colourised,*

[@InterKnight2007]

Steve: I have a job for you. Kevo/Ron: Boy Harry, I'm exhausted.

[@Daafiejj]

I need a voice actor for all my social interactions, I really suck at those

[@Doctor_snw]

I know people say this a lot but like you're the greatest youtuber ever you're like the only person I watch and you're hilarious I know people only type these comments to get noticed but I'm actually serious about about this you're amazing

[@bloodreaver6097]

"Lady, you look as beautiful as a Sunday morning" 😂

[@then6951]

Lying in the bed about to sleep get notifications, check the phone. Me: “It’s too late now, I’ve committed”

[@dcstyles0022]

'Kevin takes out a farming tool' Steve : "why do I hear boss music?"

[@piercesales-mossop8032]

10:46 “I could try planting a sausage.” Kevo - 2019

[@andreweberlein1509]

"Why do they always fly away when I try to flirt?" Has he been playing Hatoful Boyfriend?

[@stfunicc1881]

kevin please upload more often you’re my only source of happiness rn

[@aliciajesperson4376]

Kevin: *Plays a farming game* Also Kevin: I'm gonna steal my farmer neighbor's wife instead of actually farming!

[@MrThestranger0]

dude you have to keep playing, I am so invested in this love triangle story

[@nataliegill4656]

Kevin: “Honestly grandpa sucks” Me: “Well there goes Kevin’s inheritance” 💸😝

[@morgansinclair4843]

Please make a sequel to this video - your perspectives on simulator games are always hilarious

[@NikeTubeStudios]

"Posted 7 minutes ago" Kevin is still a simple Irish farmer confirmed

[@atrapdr6251]

Kevin is going straight back to his roots, I stan

[@ryanberry05]

Me after every day of college so far: “I got a good days... stuff done!” XD

[@parkerfrench7810]

Imagine someone chasing you with a tractor yelling, “come back I want to farm you!”

[@ibesunshine4651]

Kevin: plants tomatoes Also Kevin:"Goodbye my darlings, hopefully I will be back with a wife and you will have a mamaa" Say bye bye to your wife Steve

[@nikolaikarpovich1128]

“Hopefully I will be back with a wife, and you will have a mama.” The way he pronounces mama clenches it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acidroofproductions9378]

Harvest Moon: Uncanny Valley Or Stardew Uncanny Valley

[@caprimacwood5517]

4:33 my star stable childhood just came back

[@nobodynever4326]

0:46 more like *_BORE: RAGNAROK_*

[@maddoxpeyton589]

I love that Kevin’s first reaction to having a nail gun was to kill Steve

[@siouk4979]

7:29 is it just me or is he using his leg to switch gears

[@steelleey7263]

Kevin reeaallyy needs a dedicated animator, the animated shorts of kevins commentary would be world class!!