The Super Bowl Isn't About Football

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CAST
Grant O'Brien
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Raphael Chestang
Mike Trapp
Sexy Female Voice - Jess Ross
Manly Voice - Kellen Schneider
Football Announcer - Shane Crown
Luxury Voice - Sam Reich
Pitchman Voice - Yaniv Elani
I Love Orange Juice Voice - Annie Humphreville
Knights - Paul Robalino
Knights - Grant O'Brien
Knights - Kellen Schneider
Knights - Liam Senior
CREW
Director - Marissa High
Writer - Grant O'Brien
Producer - Francesca McLafferty
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director Of Photography - Luc Delamare
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Brendan Johnson
Editor - Nick Rood

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[@CountDuckula83]

Trapp wrote this.

[@MrRapChild]

@@CountDuckula83 I read it Raphs voice

[@alinam9666]

K

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

This has always been one of my favourite sports with paintball and rally and torfæra. These great athletes and tens of thousands of others are simply hurt in varying degrees. It really needs to tone it down. I can not support a funded sport that injures too much. These guys are awesome and I hate to think they have any trouble in theyre age cause of I funded it.

[@jojoking4]

I'll have you know my desk does that too and I probably take advantage of it 2-3 times a year. That being said it always impresses the normies

[@pocketkobold893]

"if capitalism were dangerous, would they let highschool kids do it?" is my new senior quote.

[@Lord_Horker]

Lucky you they wouldnt let us do senior quotes... which was smart of them

[@earthyvibrations1817]

I wish I had seen this before I submitted my senior quote

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

Senior quote this these and other athletes but mostly these athletes are too awesome to injure much intentionally. Anyone who is not a physically demanding athlete in a super rough contact/collission sport can go and rack off some kills in EVE or soneting.. or what.. is it only up to them? 🎩👊❤✨⛑🧢🎓👒👠🌍❤❤🐶

[@justjason7294]

I wish I saw this last year before I graduated

[@warsay9222]

Protector of the Protector Of the Fluffy

[@monkey555554]

"What do you think will happen when a player inevitably dies on the field." It happened in 1971. He was rushed to the hospital and they just continued to play.

[@squirrels9027]

What

[@noahboy7309]

Not during the Super Bowl though

[@F-mr5mj]

Ye it was a heart attack I’m pretty sure

[@Mugruncher]

Nowadays what would happen is it would trend for a couple days, there’d be a social activism meme, a debate on safety controlled by extremists from both sides and then everyone would forget within a month

[@Scorpio3002]

After today, at the very very least, we know that the game would not continue.

[@WealthbuilderzTV]

Credit card injuries. That’s hilarious!!

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

I lolled in my heart. 🖖😌

[@KGC8BIL]

Read this as Grant said it

[@saddieahsan]

It's about making Totino's for my hungry guys...

[@tb1391]

Saddie is... is this a reference to the great SNL skit?

[@drothganger]

@@tb1391 It does appear to be

[@saddieahsan]

@@tb1391 definitely is!

[@MaxOakland]

What’s your name? Siobahn

[@TheMacroShow]

Who cares which team wins? I want to know which ad wins this year!

[@LeonelLAURE]

You brainwashed sleeping human.

[@dersuddeutschesumpf5444]

@@LeonelLAURE woosh

[@Rogere805]

that's dumb.

[@dynawesome]

Very much Macro economics

[@malesefbenim7702]

Same

[@MrHackSatireVideos]

College isn’t about education. *whispers:* It’s about money.

[@MrGamelover23]

No, it's also about education. Like I'm actually making a fake pr agency and working with an actual client. Wouldn't do that without college.

[@MrHackSatireVideos]

Tech Freak I’m double majoring in Legal Studies and Political Science, right now, but I still know what’s up with college.

[@mfrazier3876]

College is the biggest scam of the entire world and here I am in my dorm room.

[@MrHackSatireVideos]

M Frazier Bruh, I got outta class about 15min ago! 😂

[@voix9209]

@@MrGamelover23 anything learned in college and more can easily be learned on websites like KZbin and squarespace, the only reason college is neccesary is that most professional careers require a degree instead of purely the knowledge learned in obtaining the degree. Scam

[@littlewing1021]

Almond Butter Reese's sound promising, tbh.

[@ThePlumAbides]

They had a great freshman year in college but I think they went pro too early.

[@christykreyol2984]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@blunchables9977]

OhSnap84 they are really good,

[@rustinstardust2094]

How do you feel about the white chocolate Reese's?

[@nikblunier]

OhSnap84 Ever had Justin’s almond butter cups? Amazing

[@kelveesilbe1811]

I love how this premise is just a way to slide in a bunch of comments on how awful and damaging football can be (especially high school football)

[@DecafInvidia]

What if... The Superbowl had an ad... For the football in Superbowl?

[@nick.100]

Decaf [Invidia] they do it’s called the halftime report... it’s an ad for espn

[@seamusquain2706]

Aaaaaaaaa, Oh it's a football joke how commercials and football is the same.

[@kaderose1082]

I love how Grant always seems to play the part of 'Sports Guy'.

[@diarrobog3646]

I think he just actually likes sports

[@vmen5570]

He does love college football.

[@joystrawberry6228]

"And as a football fan I love that!" Hahah

[@TMZahida226]

That line was pure gold!

[@TwitchyMovies]

3:00 Jesus we almost had that this year

[@mr.timestamp1754]

Super Bowl better have Spongebob at the half time show or I'm suing

[@jacobalan5058]

Hey Black guy just wanted to say Hi

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

I'll actually be annoyed if Sweet Victory is at the halftime show. Yeah the creator died but that's not grounds for the song to be performed during the halftime show. I'd rather a band perform an actually halfway decent song.

[@zsurvivalist7996]

@@hanakoisbestgirl4752 it is a decent song

[@Zipzapadam]

@@hanakoisbestgirl4752 The guy who voices Squidward announced that there will be spongebob happening at the halftime

[@ultimateman55]

If they have Spongebob, why not some other sea creatures dancing... Sharks maybe?

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

It’s about making fun of friends who root on the losing team

[@chewiicok804]

-4 Subscribers with 1 video lmao yes

[@SuperHipsterGamer]

A man of culture I see. Carry on.

[@maidpretty]

But wait, rooting for the underdog is fun!

[@kyro7482]

The comment just above you says College isn't about education *Whispers* it's about money

[@jdark15]

The one time a year you hear about godaddy

[@0akes]

Wait, how is this not an Adam video?

[@orcarmon4527]

He already did a thing about football

[@Aldaboy]

@Joseph Delahunty They still post the bullshit he does now on this channel.

[@randombluetoad1308]

This sketch is actually amazingly written.

[@proggerjohn]

We almost found out this week (answering that last question about a player dying on the field)

[@ZacharyLaid]

it's about eating buffalo ranch wings with the boys

[@AxxLAfriku]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF KZbin AND I AM THE UNPRETTIEST KZbinR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye zahchary

[@SilverGamingFI]

Am I following you or are you following me? Because I have seen you in so many videos comment sections

[@ZacharyLaid]

@@SilverGamingFI LOL who knows mate

[@chiveerum]

It's actually about totinos.

[@Nutmegowns1]

It's about sensually licking the ranch off your bro's lips

[@NoahConner]

I love how the they use the Philly Special on the white board 😂😂😂😂😂

[@conquistadorito]

Omg I didn’t notice that

[@Notorietypulp]

Wow even the post sketch plug had me laughing til the end! Grant is fantastic

[@hizzousekakashi8836]

Damn Trapp, making it real at the end

[@1lengendairybdog]

This is one my favorite CH skits in a while.

[@Merlin7]

One of my favorite videos already

[@twenty-oneflightattendants7435]

It's about FOOOOOOOOOD!

[@lamakicker69]

Yup, I’m a huge football fan so the game is the best part for me but even people that don’t care for the game can still enjoy the super bowl as a social event

[@camerongrow6426]

This is a great video that I'll show to all my friends and none of my family!

[@simbasorariku3]

I prefer the Puppybowl

[@kendallparris8802]

simbasorariku3 same!

[@MrGksarathy]

You think players haven't already died on the field?

[@sparkydoodle696]

I think he means like on national tv where everyone sees it, think the Janet Jackson boob thing but instead a player dies.

[@MrGksarathy]

@@sparkydoodle696Even then, this was early 20th century football.

[@stolensentience]

Gautam Sarathy who died on the field

[@MrGksarathy]

@@stolensentience Don't got names, but I know a couple collapsed from heatstroke and died right after being taken from the field.

[@MrGksarathy]

@@stolensentience Oh, if you're asking about the early 20th century, there were giant chain tackles that trampled and killed people.

[@colincraigo5793]

“This is the one time year you hear about GoDaddy.com” “We are knights and we drink light beer!”

[@JonBastian]

So with you on this, Grant. Plus, this Super Bowl shit tends to more often than not destroy my birthday weekend. Dammit!

[@JonBastian]

And... if you need a tight end... :-)

[@PhillipNelson-lx6gd]

This is great. Worth sharing.

[@jacksvlogs9924]

This was so well written!

[@RohitVinay]

Working on a comedy animation for my my channel, trying to learn from you guys, great work

[@huckabeesplz]

This is a really funny take on some serious shit. Well done.

[@vascofrancisco9903]

You are so great actors

[@soggyhoodie3429]

When I saw the title, I thought it was an Adam Ruins Everything clip

[@RVN-cz2lu]

This was incredible 😂🤣

[@21Stephen12]

Thank you Trapp! I have always thought that. What will they do when a player inevitably dies on the field. I’m glad I’m not the only one worried about that.

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

3:01 oooh like a heart attack?

[@HelloItsMikkan]

Ahahahaha! I feel like I'm like Raph on a room full of Grants whenever superbowl comes in

[@Ben-vt8ne]

"Hey, what do you think will happen when a play inevitably dies on the field?" I love football, but have asked this question many times.

[@iambicpentakill]

I grew up with and loved football, but had to stop watching because of all of the brain injury stuff (and cover ups around it)

[@rosiaidek]

waiting for the one liner that ends the sketc- there it is!

[@MESIRlX]

It looks like that inevitable day may be today

[@MorganPhillipsPage]

That ending cracked me up so badly 😂😂😂

[@JustinY.]

Superbowl? Don't you mean Superb owl? What's the super bowl got to do with owls?

[@brtzwinkls3984]

Justin Y. Omg I finally found u

[@teslercoil5174]

SUP omnipresent Justin Y.

[@wobbiewobbles]

Dude, already? This came out a minute ago. Respect ✊

[@christiniakollar8397]

It’s the king of the comments

[@MrHackSatireVideos]

Hello again! I’m making a video with the results of your influence tomorrow! Hope to see you there! 😂

[@patfoles2372]

Lmao kinda wanted to see where that conversation was going

[@akhilm9851]

It's a giant tournament, should have seen this coming

[@acledfloyd]

This was really good.

[@CesarDaSalad]

Your desks do what again?? I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

[@jamiespringett522]

This is actually a good video filled with depth

[@bocowan9106]

The commercials are the best part 😂

[@nexorabolis]

This was great haha

[@dazman2909]

I love the bottle of DUD LIGHT on the table!

[@20D0D0]

Love the new Grant Outro 🤓💗

[@TheDresden89]

THIS WAS 27 SECONDS LONGER THAN NEEDED

[@BigChunkOfFuckOffCunt77]

My desk does that and I work at a warehouse lol!

[@lmb803]

the ads are the best part lol

[@Brandon11746]

lol yeah ads

[@Ghadente]

The one day a year about go daddy gag really got me, so damn true

[@JohnJohnson-pw9sj]

I hope dropout is doing well. I really enjoy these guys

[@barrspen]

The one time a year you hear about godaddy and avocados from Mexico

[@calebmadanat5035]

what are we gonna do when a player dies on the field well that aged well

[@seraphindavid1898]

Was really hoping this was a part 3 to Daddy's Day.

[@JeweleryPower]

The last line made me spit out my drink

[@aparajitasatish1528]

Ahhh i never get bored of CH

[@aidanderson53X]

I love how they use a football play as a diagram.

[@aa-hu2ye]

I cant help it... im in love with brennans voice.

[@ngrey651]

Oh wow, what a brand new observation that's NEVER been made before.

[@fealubryne]

Woo! Commercials and piles of snacks!

[@warpbait2]

This is so accurate lmao

[@andrewshank2603]

UGHHHHHH I mean that came outta nowhereeee

[@gaygaygay312]

That was some scalding tea grant 👏👏

[@kartmandoo8112]

grants "one of those guys". i do love the ads as well as.

[@markdotinc8371]

"The Superbowl is the biggest day of the year for commercialism" The entire month of November: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@NameUnknownz]

I relate to Grant in this sketch lol, my friends don't like football but love the commercials..

[@chillychowmein]

Love this!

[@oxified4863]

this superbowl everyone was watching the ads lmao

[@amalzuhair4495]

Not gonna lie that desk thing was amazing

[@reverseturingtest]

Trap has inspired in me a curiosity unlike anything before. What will happen?

[@connorallen8703]

Now THAT'S what it's about: Ads with Friends!

[@incognitomccooldude]

thats the best one ch has done in months

[@erinkelley1212]

I like how Grant is the sporty one haahaha

[@ajrtsunlimited1330]

These are the metaphors I should've been learning about in high school.

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

1:55 I watched a movie on tv recently and forgot how often you get ads. It’s basically that quick

[@mrpowershield]

i'm glad Grant did'nt have to crouch for this shot

[@bordomsdeadly]

Watching in 2023 and we got to see a player “die” on field (Damar Hamlin’s heart stopped)

[@Shadow_Robot]

I want that commercials banner

[@Enriquehenry54]

Why is this so accuarate

[@Masfugo]

what makes me mad is the food left untouched. aaaaah

[@5y9h3r]

Thought this was a new College Humor cause the Super Bowl is Today. XD Turns out 2 years later and it’s still crazy accurate.

[@rev2505]

Anyone else notice that the beer bottle at 2:17 is called Dud Light?

[@jacksonlindberg9381]

I have always thought it was weird that we love the commercials

[@Kacs_ky]

pffft, my uni's library desks do that

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Is this an alternative universe where this Trapp is into football?

[@PharaohMisa]

Mike Trapp's Pizza Pizza was on point tho

[@penwoopydo]

Can you make an update to the video "The Official List of What You Have to Watch" Please?

[@peterbell3199]

Loved the GoDaddy reference!, I wonder what Joan Jett thought of their parody of her song?

[@klonvomhaus]

That social commentary on the end disturbed me.

[@Trashheapcuntspawn]

The callback to Caldwell’s “Dr Scholl” parody 👌🏾

[@nomilinair1]

Just when I thought I was getting a Marketing 101; hey football