The Task Force In Charge Of Making Sure Elvis Didn’t Die On The Toilet Explain What Went Wrong

On August 16th, 1977, Elvis Presley died on the toilet in Memphis, Tennessee. These men were on the elite task force that was supposed to make sure that would never happen. This is their story.
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[@gzs98]

I hope they learned from their mistakes and are putting even more dedication on preventing Elvis from dying on the toilet.

[@merlynjep]

Forty-one years and zero further Elvis/toilet events, pretty good record.

[@tanyadavis6187]

Gabriel A

[@AttacMage]

@@tanyadavis6187 A

[@kaltsssit]

@@AttacMage A

[@Rllangel]

Monolith Guy A

[@AllUsernamesTaken]

These people disgust me. They had one job.

[@samuelparker9882]

All Usernames Taken YOUR KILLING ME!!!!!!!

[@chainsomnia]

Greyed Out G59 God you’re fucking stupid

[@Ohlookitstony_]

Honestly

[@masonscooterbmxriderdirtbi2580]

In 1970 Elvis was the most famous guy in the world in 1970

[@youcefhaddana2385]

Dude this is just a joke video don't you understand

[@arshia643]

It took me 40 seconds to realize this was from clickhole

[@AimeeLeeLifestyle]

Arshia took me 1:12

[@toe5964]

I thought it was a real documentary and then the guy pooping for Elvis was like what? Then the eyeball thing proved it was fake. I love this video so much anyway tho 😂

[@sharonmaclean47]

me too,, i just wanted to know what time of day did he die, because my aunt died the same day

[@blackpillgermany5443]

It took me more than 60 lol

[@toxicwaste7986]

Yea same

[@Frabjous1]

Ooh mama, I’m going to jail for kissing a hound dog

[@elvispresley7639]

Frabjous xD

[@chuckster0596]

Are you real

[@Leon-zu1wp]

-Fat Elvis

[@fudgerounds91]

🙈👀

[@Ty-pc5uv]

I remember where I was when Elvis died on the toilet, I was with my wife and kids at the cathedral, praying that god would not let Elvis die on the toilet

[@6Phat9]

Tyler Martindale You didn't pray hard enough

[@katherine5891]

Idk but I wanna laugh but I feel like you’re serious😭

[@englishmotherfucker1058]

get fucked

[@lifehacksyoutubedudewiththeroc]

God must have misheard you

[@lindapowell2397]

He was found laying on the floor...not the toilet. Good Lord....let him RIP Remember his 🎶, not how he died.

[@couchmaster3773]

I love the implication that if Fat Elvis were dying anywhere but on the toilet his task force wouldn't lift a finger.

[@tomrabbani]

*It's illegal for the police to arrest you if you're on the toilet*

[@LatriceSteward2015]

Is this true now?

[@Thrifty032781]

I would love to live in a reality where that was true, the Bible said that dying on the toilet is the worst way to die, and eating a Snickers bar while sitting on the toilet was instantly fatal.

[@juliewebb6832]

yes

[@marknasia5293]

My uncle Rick was the #1 shit man, he never gets the credit. After he was fired a day before Elvis died, he never could live with the guilt. PTSD, doing drugs that gave him a non-stop appetite. So ironically he gained lots of weight and died of a heart attack whilst eating a Subway club, with extra pickles. It is hard for me to this day to eat a Subway club with extra pickles. Not because of my uncle Rick, but because i don’t like extra pickles, i think extra pickles overpowers the taste of the deli meat in a Subway club, so i just get a normal amount of pickles. I miss you uncle Rick but i am glad you’re dead because you wouldn’t stop touching me inappropriately every time you convinced me to go camping. I like camping i just don’t like blacking out and waking up with my ass sore.

[@HunterBiden.]

Needs moré likes

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@@HunterBiden. that is unfair criticism how could you shame a poor man's tragic story :(

[@kailebcooke3193]

This is literally the biggest cap I've ever seen🤣🤣like stfu stop lying you attention seeker what ur mommy not love you enough

[@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked]

Vegan meat.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

In 1977, I got a phone call from Elvis, he said "Hello, This is Fat Elvis."

[@Ohlookitstony_]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green I don’t even know if this real 💀

[@Ohlookitstony_]

I never would of laughed ....

[@zxfaiqxz7782]

İn 1977 not mobile phones Hahahaaha

[@am3nadiel571]

Faiq Memmedli fr

[@carcharoclesmegalodon873]

Faiq Memmedli, there were telephones

[@jacks_alt]

The eyeballs actually scared me.

[@alexroberts8735]

Wait that was real ?

[@elvispresleyfan7061]

AR No

[@elvispresleyfan7061]

Braylin Brinson what

[@jamesagwe2981]

@Braylin Brinson I heard a different story to where he died in his bedroom

[@jacks_alt]

Mira Carsten doesn’t mean it isn’t scary

[@extrajerky2940]

What I love about clickhole is you expect something really click-baity, but no. You get EXACTLY what the title says. I'm not so sure thats a good thing, however.

[@bobbowie9350]

I get its a joke but elvis toilet waa probably a lot nicer than the one in the thumbnail

[@gabbyvillarreal1062]

@@bobbowie9350 This really does sound like a joke, and that it’s just based off of humor, and not what really happened, if you know what I mean.

[@Jennyofthesky]

Personally I believe that it’s evlis’s fault - not the team’s. It clearly says not to eat snickers on the toilet. If he didn’t want to to die on the toilet, there is no reason he should have eaten that snickers.

[@fecxorfecxor768]

Are you kidding me? How could Fat Elvis be expected to read the snickers label if his eyeballs were on the floor? Get real, dude.

[@OfficialSantaSkii]

@@fecxorfecxor768 pretty sure this is a fake video just to clown him for dieing by a toilet it doesn't even make since tbh

[@konpeitojellie]

@@OfficialSantaSkii you.. must be new here

[@bragtime1052]

@@OfficialSantaSkii your mom doesn't make since... but I still love her anyway ;)

[@serenatwilite4005]

You could deduct a lot of things from this video, but one thing is for sure, these guys are complete asses for wasting our time with this crap. They put their minds in the toilet and came up with a crappy video. It isn't even funny, just completely stupid.

[@arlo5538]

I'm scared an Elvis may show up to MY toilet and die on it. How can I prevent this from happening? Or have we not learned from the mistakes we made?

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Get rid of your toilet

[@FrancisR420]

You're going to want to board your toilet up not unlike an abandoned well

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Re-install your toilet so that it hangs from the ceiling, Elvises can't climb.

[@arlo5538]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green Hi, thanks so much for this suggestion. These days I've been having to guard my bathroom door and install cameras to ensure those city slickers can't die here. Today, I took your advice and it worked. I can finally sleep. Every once in a while I see one in the hallway but as long as they're not by the toilet it's fine. Thanks everyone for the help. A moderator can close this thread now.

[@gorillajoe999]

fill your toilet with salad. fat elvis hates salad.

[@phantomr277]

Good thing I have alarm detectors on my toilet to make sure no Elvis Presley’s die on it!

[@subscribetobanbasstabs2599]

Phantom R unfortunately, technology of that advancedness was not around at the time yet

[@demonwing9431]

Subscribe to Ban Bass Tabs he means now smart guy

[@ThirdSpectrum]

Not since the Bin Laden compound raid has there been a more important documentary.

[@MrJermeyp]

He knew better than to eat the snickers on the toilet because dying on the toilet was his worst fear but , … you’re not yourself when you’re hungry

[@RashawnAnderson-fn5gc]

Underrated comment

[@lost5159]

It took me 90 seconds to realize this was from clickhole, and I was so confused. I felt my IQ drop by the second.

[@EvaNicole]

“oh god. it’s my toilet. elvis has died on it.”

[@NT-kv8ng]

That was his neighbor talking.

[@allenrussell1947]

I remember the day Elvis died on the toilet. I was at band camp my sophomore year of highschool. A guy walked in all bummed out and said "Elvis died on the toilet". I says "shit, I've heard this story before, and it wasn't really him, it was one of those damned impersonators". He says "no, they found that fat bastard dead, crap everywhere, and a half eaten Snickers bar in his fat face." So I says, "shit!!! And here I sit without any radishes"!!!

[@maskdude6914]

Idk why I laughed at that

[@allenrussell1947]

@@maskdude6914 hey, the day you realize that you got no radishes is the day you realize the universe is made of chaos and bullshit.😉

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

And then he says “you are fired from my life. Don’t ever come to band camp again and don’t ever walk around near my house again.”

[@marybarnes204]

This is a disgrace. They should truly be ashamed of themselves. How dare they do this

[@jermainereyem7635]

You shouldn't blame people just for dying on the toilet :/

[@Cannonball66]

It's not what they did, its what they failed to do that's shameful

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

I'd feel pity for humourless people like you if you weren't so obnoxiously self-righteous and militantly moralizing. We get it, you take yourself really seriously and you're so totally self-absorbed that you can't abide people laughing at things YOU personally care about (but I'm sure you've laughed at many things that others cared about).

[@innapehlivan2975]

i remember this, i was one of the impersonators. i died alongside a legend that day.

[@angelopapas3521]

I remember reading about you dying back then, may you RIP.

[@innapehlivan2975]

@@angelopapas3521 thank you 😔😔😔

[@keeshenraj3174]

“Someone else shit for Elvis” because the king can’t shit by himself

[@arievlogs3008]

The fact that it took me so long to realise this is a joke

[@oryxthemadbro3765]

I remember I saw him in 2003, he was really faded and only played slowed down folk versions if his really obscure B sides. How tragic.

[@SeverrassienGames]

not gonna lie, I'm half asleep and thought you said his "obese" B sides. Kill me.

[@rattyeely]

You saw him in 2003 but he died in the 70s...or did he

[@shinjiikari6894]

This takes a while to realize it is a joke

[@itzjazz877]

I was thinking this was real for a second

[@sapfits1179]

i realised it was a joke after i read your comment 💀

[@KMBianca]

LMAO SOMEONE SHITTING FOR HIM😂

[@devisherefr9879]

2 mins 30 secs it took me to realise

[@Shabaal]

Indeed

[@ludicrous5765]

I installed a heart monitor on my toilet, just to make sure no one dies on it, thank god for my auto defibrillator.

[@ellie8161]

1:50 jESUs cHrIST

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Ellie McKibben Eyelvis.

[@poppythefrog1557]

This is the best thing I have seen all day 😂

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

I wish I was Elvis' number one Shit Man.

[@FriJay]

Idk why but when I heard that someone literally shitted for Elvis I couldn’t stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

[@juliewebb6832]

funny

[@daisybelle2336]

I’m embarrassed... I thought this was legit seriously serious

[@marsha-madness-super-badness]

"It was chaos." Oh my God, this is hilarious 😂

[@joffles6516]

I died at “but all his toilets were being used by Elvis impersonators impersonating the fake Elvis dying on the toilet.”

[@twitchytim2202]

“And then the impersonators showed up”

[@negative1123]

I like how it legitimately looks like a documentary on Elvis

[@jonahdunch4056]

This is so sad 😪 Elvis sing Despacito

[@LameShitbrah]

Can we hit 50 likes

[@latenighthype5905]

I have a weird feeling he probably would.

[@normarodriguez3204]

LIES😒

[@jonahdunch4056]

@Ashton Roulston thankz,,,,

[@Michael-lc8yl]

you mean to tell me the task force responsible for making sure evils didn’t die on the toilet didn’t think to supply elvis with a list of things that were normally safe mundane but suddenly became very dangerous once used, held, or consumed on the toilet?!

[@missingmochigumanofficial]

Ahhh, when reading the Clickhole comments section, always read it "newest first." What a ride.

[@lucystarlight8887]

I love how they're all ex-military for some reason

[@cskiles318]

I’d like to see the bloopers on this. I know they did not do this documentary with a straight face. They all had to laugh at there self. 😂 I love Elvis. And this year 2020 I’ve not had much to laugh about. Thanks for the laugh

[@Thrifty032781]

"Do not die on the toilet, for thus is the worst way to die." Gesticulations 4:19

[@dogegamerboom_7753]

1:49 I thought this was real until that

[@christianouano4001]

you thought the shit man was real?

[@Life_and_Gaming]

Ok but they made this entire video without any “toilet humor” so to speak, and that’s damn impressive.

[@Taydrum]

thats because it's a nonfiction documentary

[@mladen913]

So sad... RIP Elvis

[@Imtoobusyslayingrn111]

I lost it on “this is me fat elvis”

[@kallemick]

Thank god I never eat snickers on the toilet… I can’t believe I never noticed the warnings on the label! Thank you clickhole you might have saved my life!

[@uzon193]

The eyeball thrusting KILLED me.

[@lmao.3661]

I can tell this is going to be upsetting

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

YO WTF ITS YOU

[@juancano3793]

This just goes to show how no matter how hard man tries, nature always wins. Fat Elvis was always destined to die on the toilet. All we could do was delay the inevitable

[@JustinY.]

What a title.

[@guydude5323]

Justin Y. How the hell

[@rusty8021]

Justin Y. How the hell

[@reveluvsubs1656]

Justin Y. Ikr

[@Ki-yg1ds]

Justin Y. How the hell

[@shrimp1276]

Justin Y. How the hell

[@nuancedmaximalism9402]

"It's my toilet, elvis has died on it"

[@bbkiii6712]

That was hilarious! Well done Clickhole!

[@kalbaugh187]

Damn they got me I thought this was real at first

[@jaynewton5278]

This is the first time I have laughed today. Thankyou very much 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaymaligalig4861]

When you try your best but you dont succeed

[@nathan9523]

I was so high I believed it for a minute hahaha

[@napuaopolynesia9380]

This is so realistic lol

[@bobs2809]

So reckless having that many toilets.

[@cursedcancersurvivor]

I love this. I've been quoting it all week.

[@jasperabibas]

It took me 1 minute and 22 seconds till I realized this is a prank lol

[@t3jf]

The king died on his throne

[@seanstarchannel8881]

His throne being the shitter?

[@africa_explained_tv]

lmao so many people are super pissed off about this obviously SATIRICAL video...

[@3rdPlaya0709]

This is best first clickhole video to ever see

[@smilingipad3044]

I remember when the ETTF (Elvis Toilet Task Force) was still a part of the government, I wish I could go back and hire it for my son Jelvis.

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

“Hello, this is fat Elvis”

[@maxB2262]

The best Elvis

[@dylanporter8105]

F

[@jondiggledog6927]

F

[@mincraftjamz514]

F

[@TopRankkk3]

G

[@Nicky12376]

F

[@bazanine]

Q

[@FastLifeInc]

The snickers part was kinda unexpected and random I think the writers were just exhausted at that point lol

[@kirbles2035]

I mean it says right there on the wrapper.

[@chucklemaster9809]

Whaf they never talk about is all they times these brave men and women SUCCEEDED in preventing elvis from dying on the toilet.

[@wankstain4973]

Thank you Clickhole for spreading awareness about the dangers of eating Snickers on the toilet.

[@skyty0]

1:17 where can I buy this shirt

[@pyro9251]

Elvispresley.com

[@punchline43]

And now, the end is near, and so I face, the shower curtain...

[@CrossStario]

I dont remember this from the history channel... 🤣

[@herfish6584]

this was intense, rip Elvis 💔😢

[@kolen0421]

"Hello, this is fat Elvis" Hilarious and sad at the same time.

[@HannaFFoster]

Elvis Presley still the king of Rock'& roll

[@positivelastaction3957]

I swear this is like a live version of Mad Libs - good stuff

[@johnnythm777]

I think this might be my favorite ClickHole video.

[@alexandralike1680]

Elvis video I love you. I have seen this over 100 times

[@Enchanted_Master]

Sorting by most recent? Watch out for angry old people that don't understand satire.

[@cherriwhine7386]

I'm scared, please help me

[@ripperfisher182250]

@Seamus Lannon cry a bit

[@scottbradford4130]

Lmfao this had me belly laughing towards the end. Thank you

[@shadowxgaming9661]

I think the way Elvis died is the funniest way to die.

[@shadowxgaming9661]

@mike s lmfao

[@magregorswift5189]

Disrespect

[@lilstede]

Seems fake because the guy at 0:38 is clearly to young to have already worked at the taskforce..

[@calvin9630]

lilstede lol you know this is a parody account

[@calvin9630]

lilstede boi

[@lilstede]

Cool and good really? U sure?

[@garycomehome8951]

R/whooosh

[@lilstede]

yes yes good boy oh, I didn't know that. Guess, if they had used more experienced staff, Elvis would still be alive 😪

[@dryzenhawk4251]

2:34 That's really funny. If Elvis fell on a bike, multiple guy impersonating him will do the same.

[@mikemancini313]

It took me 0:55 seconds to realize that this was a joke .-.

[@andriennehart-collings6587]

He did die on the toilet he was reading a booking the lid closed reading he didn’t have his eye balls you just want views!

[@TheGwopboyzprodigy]

Wait... This isn't the onion?

[@guy_th18]

Same people.

[@dagoosie2168]

This took me way too long to realize it was satire

[@isetta4083]

Don't you just hate it when Elvis dies on your toilet

[@Kinobambino]

1:12 this turnt into a damn cartoon real quick.

[@angelopapas3521]

turnt?.

[@Kinobambino]

@@angelopapas3521 yes

[@sarahbebb5469]

Can you make an entire Elvis documentary? This is very interesting, never knew this stuff.

[@CutieRingoJoy]

If i show this to my mum she would believe

[@InWithJoshHen]

Why was I thinking this was real for about half the video..

[@thudercrack301]

It got me too untill 1:11😑

[@mariadocarmoandrade528]

Por que vocês não deixam o espírito de Elvis em paz.

[@falnica]

They later went to work for John Lenon

[@merlynjep]

Who , it must be noted, did NOT die on a toilet.

[@steverodriguez4871]

Why was Elvis so scared of the cops coming to get him

[@gabbyvillarreal1062]

I remember the first thing I heard about Elvis was that he died on the toilet.

[@Veronix-bx9zl]

omg i want to laugh, but that would be rude and illegal

[@markrik1]

What Went Wrong

[@DVD927]

Now they have a task force that handles Elvis impersonators to make sure they’re kept under control.

[@Tdrummer888]

I return to this video for the comments from people taking it way too seriously