The TERRIBLE Sharknado...

[@Logans_Login]

“The TERRIBLE Sharknado Movie” Do you realize how little that narrows it down?

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

yes

[@ne3856]

Dazz: "Who are you?" Me: "You said Sharknado was terrible." Dazz "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@KingCheckOut]

Sad H noises :(

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“help me please! i’ve forgotten how to swim” *yay, look at that sky mama*

[@acrimzox6886]

*im gonna play frisbee yay*

[@PhantomSept]

I have seen you before

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Sharknado is literally the most infamous movie ever for being so bad that it is good

[@KRYPTIC05]

Yes it’s great!

[@The_MMS]

that reminds be of godzilla vs megalon where it is so bad it is good

[@KRYPTIC05]

@@The_MMS yep. Ik it’ll never happen but imagine a huge ass collection with all Godzilla and kong movies! Including the newer ones!!

[@Riverperson_4]

Really? I thought that it was The Room. Huh

[@pyromaniacjack8294]

@@Riverperson_4 Nah The Room is so bad its just bad

[@whoareyou98]

The Sharknado movies may be terrible, but they're so much fun to watch.

[@sbubbs6738]

The sharknado movies make me laugh more than most comedies lol

[@whoareyou98]

@@sbubbs6738 FR

[@PyroFTB]

That's the point usually, nobody cares about the characters, everyone's in it for the ridiculous scenario.

[@porkboianimations]

I watched as a kid it scared me to the point when went to a resort I didn't go into the pool so my dad threw me in

[@whoareyou98]

@@porkboianimations Oh, sorry about that.

[@reeree2320]

Funny story when they were filming the 3rd movie my family and I happened to be in Washington dc as they were filming a scene there. We ended up being in a single frame of the film and the trailer.

[@NovaBoi7]

What's the time stamp?

[@ZekeorSomething]

Time stamp?

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Time stamp?

[@afellowpotato]

Time stamp?

[@Xinthus78]

Though the one thing that has always bothered me is that this is technically a Sharkicane, not a Sharknado.

[@Xinthus78]

Could be a whalestrom, a dinonami, or a bataclsm.

[@thepikamence1250]

More like a squall...

[@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132]

you're right . . content-wise . it should have the other name but that's not how the asylum studio works . because they don't realy use much logic . . . afterall they things that are even worse than this from time to time

[@MP3Player88]

I remember when I was a child watching this movie and thinking it was good, then watching it again like 7 years later and thinking "oh my god this is horrible"

[@manual1610]

I'm in the same boat

[@lukemcleavy1902]

Same

[@nachgeben]

So what you're saying is: Children are easily pacified.

[@MP3Player88]

@@nachgeben yep

[@krisnacahyana1826]

@@nachgeben yt kids for another example

[@darkron288]

God i remember when this was EVERYWHERE! i mean say what you want about sharknado's quality it is at least memorable and can be fun to watch, but man that really takes me back

[@KRYPTIC05]

Same.

[@manual1610]

He finally covered it! I've always hated this franchise, I don't even know why I liked it so much as a kid

[@KRYPTIC05]

I still like it. That’s why it’s so bad it’s good.

[@danielluckygemstars514]

Because when we are kids we don't know good or bad quality very much 😁😄

[@KRYPTIC05]

@@danielluckygemstars514 I know that bad stuff is there. That’s why I like it. I mean I love stuff like sharktopus, lake placid, deep blue sea, and anaconda.

[@danielluckygemstars514]

@@KRYPTIC05 oh ok

[@thatman4317]

@@KRYPTIC05 sharktopus themes slaps

[@ComicalRealm]

I heard that this film cures depression

[@spacechicken4551]

more so encourages depression

[@failure4452]

It makes you realise that your problems are nothing compared to the train wreck that was this

[@KIDASU]

@@failure4452 loll 😂

[@inflatedrat]

Well yea it just gives you a headache so bad you ignore the depression

[@maggiebrandy4309]

Ringtone* “Luigi! Apparently there are sharks or something I think Nintendo got lazy!”

[@justahumanguy276]

Maybe this was the inspiration of captain fish hook in luigis mansion 3

[@maggiebrandy4309]

@@justahumanguy276 maybe

[@igorkolic6072]

Fun fact Sharks know how to swim

[@blueeyestuber8673]

Oh my god my life is complete with this rare scrap of knowledge

[@chclt_thndr]

Oh my god what? That’s truly, truly incredible

[@12yearmindmovies]

And cars can drive

[@mr.fluffyface431]

"A cancelled movie that's been referenced in finished films." Gigantic?

[@deleted_215]

“The TERRIBLE Sharknado movie” Which one?

[@Orion_prime89]

I think the answer is yes

[@adrianionescu9004]

"The FIRST TERRIBLE Sharknado movie"

[@elirby7131]

At least someone understands that these movies are actually genius.

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

actor: i quit directors: hold up, we gotta make you die first 11:40

[@badzombies2003]

The Sharknado movies may be shit, but the theme song absolutely slaps.

[@MREEELEEE]

I’ve been thinking (bold of me considering the logic in this movie is already out of whack), sharks need to constantly have water running through their gills to live, right? Then how are they alive both in the air, in the tornado, and in other such weird areas? Why are they so determined to kill and eat people when the only reason they eat us, is because they mistake us for seals? (we’re still food in their eyes anyways). And how are they able to home in on their targets to nab them with open mouths, when they’re in strong, uncontrollable weather? Why are there so many damn sharks on a singular coast? I know I shouldn’t be questioning the logic of Sharknado, but still. One friend of mine tried arguing that the moisture in the air goes through the gills but w- Y’know what? Never mind, I should be doing literally anything else with my time than thinking about an Asylum movie.

[@HydroKestrel]

We're not food in their eyes. They have no interest in us, they accidentally attack us or have a 'test bite' which means that they have a small nibble on something to see if they can eat it. Also pretty much nobody has been eaten by a shark, on the rare occasions that people are killed, it's because of bloodloss. But yes, they do sometimes mistake us for seals, but they won't carry on attacking once they realise that it's a human. Sorry for this rant, I just hate the stigma around sharks

[@HydroKestrel]

They couldn't survive. They would probably die just from the force of the storm

[@rabbadoodles4522]

Not gonna lie. Even though The Asylum made bad movie ripoffs, Sharknado may by the greatest.

[@Gl-my8fw]

z nation was a legitimately great show.

[@filmeditstudios3182]

I still can’t believe that this franchise made $4.503 billion in “total franchise gross”

[@blusquid6575]

me: using the video as entertainment while I animate, but its frame by frame so it painfully slow. 17:17 *sobs* I need to go to sleep

[@poppypinktv]

So do I. I’m getting a headache 🤕

[@PansyPops]

As stupid and unrealistic this is, they weren’t entirely lazy. All sharks were kind of identical, apart from one which was a hammerhead.

[@Shr1mpRamen]

I used to love these films, they made me laugh so fucking much.

[@Cat_DeGaulle]

Me to but i was like 8

[@Shr1mpRamen]

@@Cat_DeGaulle honestly yea me too

[@miserablepunk]

About almost a decade ago my mother stumbled upon a shark movie. Because it was 2013 and despite it being so stupid, it had my mom's favorite actor in it ( the lead guy ). Ever since we all watched the first one, our family just couldn't stop watching. It clearly was a horrible sloppy studio money grab, but for some reason. We all enjoyed the horrible films. All up until the last one in 2018, we have never watched it and won't because we simply have gained better taste in movies.

[@b4bobby35]

PLEASE DO THE WHOLE FRANCHISE

[@coltengott1057]

I laugh so hard at every single death scene (only because of the bad acting and terrible cgi)

[@chickensandwich9977]

You should've called him Dazzy Doll More intimidating if you asked me

[@lynnlloydentertainment3993]

Wait, this has the budget of 2 million dollars? I thought this had the budget of of a shoelace

[@Valtaoi_007]

finally now you need to do all of them and my dude this gets crazy

[@lenadams854]

4:52 **OH GOD, THAT DID NOT AGE WELL!**

[@Arandomperson990]

The only good thing about this Movie is that it inspired Re-Logic for a Duke Fishron attack in Terraria

[@henrysmith1653]

The first one was alright if you take out the horrible cgi and logic but the sequels are just beyond repair

[@kodiaksgoalhorns6424]

Literally when It was the first movie was released I fell in love with this movie and series, now I still kinda like it and now I am gonna Marathon the series

[@TheAntiScoial]

11:40 The jingle “ Blue skidooed, we can too!” from Blue’s clues pops into my head when I see this😂😂😂

[@tree_is_fine8737]

While the Sharknado movies were pretty bad, I have to say they bring back good times for me and happen to be a small vital part of my childhood. Every summer since the first Sharknado my mom, my brother, and I would always wait for the premiers and always watch them knowing how “terrible” the acting and affects are. I remember my mom surprising us with a special snack/treat literally right before the premiers and us talking about the “lore” right after the movie and just all being together. We were always so excited for the next one. Even though these movies are “bad” I love them and I don’t care what anyone says.

[@HydroKestrel]

2:00 That's actually accurate, shark scales would cut your face if they scraped you in the wrong direction

[@mechajay3358]

**Looks at the Title** Me: "Which one? They're all the same."

[@antonymilne1346]

Never before has a movie ever left me so fucking baffled, not understanding ANYTHING but loving every second

[@coolguy082]

You see, this movie would be much shorter if they simply used their Bat Shark Repellant

[@Ryman2988]

Fun fact: The Asylum went on to make Rip-offs of movies such as Trolls

[@mreep604]

im not gonna lie, this is one of my favorite movie series to watch. there's something relaxing about being able to completely turn off my brain and laugh at how bad it is. the part where the one guy shows nova his scar and says he got it from falling off a slide made me and my mom have to pause the movie to catch our breath from laughing. part of me still thinks that there's no way they weren't doing this on purpose, especially with how many movies there are. the last movie is also weirdly emotion-driven as opposed to the other ones. still awful, but more about the consequences of the main characters actions. i think. its very difficult to pick out any coherent plot in these tbh. edit at 9:45 its the mom. her acting is like that throughout the entire series is phenomenal

[@kadan2889]

Ngl, when I heard of it- I thought people were meming. Now, years later, I find out it was literally a movie... Fantastic

[@robertsmall5168]

5:28 that one lady with her dog is so oblivious to what’s going on😂😂😂😂

[@diamondboltmc4134]

13:45 That's still WAY more realistic than a dropped cannister destroying a whole iceberg and causing a shock wave

[@anthonyferentino2905]

Saddest death was the guy with the bar stool R.I.P.

[@fatherpucci8170]

He was great guy sometimes I miss him

[@lickmyloafbruh]

Am I the only one who ironically enjoyed these?

[@lickmyloafbruh]

@@droneant7602 These movies are not meant to be taken seriously, not even enough to be considered good. That’s why I said ironically, because these movies are such a shit fest, it’s enjoyable in a way.

[@AsgardianQueen]

"Yay Look At That Sky Mama" - Dazz 2021

[@erusdearest]

*Watches someone get pulled through a skylight* "woooOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@selidaspight9046]

You should do every sharknado movie

[@rm-cd2dy]

No views, 19 likes, 7 comments, KZbin being KZbin.

[@fatherpucci8170]

They delete views right ?

[@sashamurashi225]

11:57 this seen feels like something from that " squidward kicking people out of his home " meme

[@justahumanguy276]

why are these sharks so bent on being mindless and eating everything that moves as well? Don't they only try to eat things that look like fish to them? I'm pretty sure if a real tornado of sharks happened, your more in danger of getting smacked in the head by one rather then get actively chowed down on, but I don't know I'm not a marine biologist.

[@kaleenar963]

If I remember correctly, statistically your more likely to be mauled to death by a dog then get bitten by a shark so your statement is probably correct.

[@gamervet4760]

George knew what kind of movie this was and dipped out early. He probably had a more epic death scene at the end, some self sacrifice but he was like "nah, I'll get eaten now." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mechanicalamity]

15:39 Plot says that someone going to die if they don’t move, but the acting says “you’ve been in the bathroom for 2 hours and I can’t hold it anymore”

[@Indo139]

Apparently that first part had meaning at sharknado 6 aka the final sharknado

[@Indo139]

And i love this movie

[@Xinthus78]

There is no terrible Sharknado movie. They are all masterpieces of modern cinema!

[@Doctor_Odin]

But they’re not cinema movies they’re TV movies

[@Xinthus78]

@@Doctor_Odin Ok, fine. They're masterpiece of movie making. Happy? Yeesh....

[@bentgabriel]

Can you do sharknado 2 the second one...

[@triggeredcat120]

The Hummer going into the twister is a straight rip off of one of my favourite films, Twister.

[@AnotherGeek....]

This is one of my fav quilty pleasure movies, its so bad. But somehow I keep returning every few years

[@danielluckygemstars514]

Ok this is probably the first time i ever came so early to dazzreviews videos

[@dantheman1508]

Old Man George is actually Kevin's father from Home Alone.

[@donniesquid4935]

12:36 “boat friend is making a bomb all because-“ ad: *ｅａｒｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｄｅｇｒｅｅ*

[@IanHawke1863]

DazzReviews: Im finally done with Asylum movies Everyone: you forgot one

[@spooderboigamerproductions2120]

Its truly amazing how bad these Sharknado movies get

[@gamervet4760]

Yeah tornadoes do this thing where they fling around everything that isn't nailed down. Like bombs. 😂😂😂

[@incognitomode2371]

I remember watching this when I was 7

[@progressivlucushope4ukraine209]

Whenever toy Dazz is present, Super Paper Mario soundtracks play in the BG.

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Yes,came as fast as I could, thanks for making my day Dazz

[@nomdotpng]

11:48 God really said: GET OVER HERE

[@joeyteter9383]

So...they duct tape over the hummer logo on the centerpiece of the wheels....only for it to have COMPLETELY different wheels just moments later 😂

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

would making a part 2 movie on a historic event be predicting the future?

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

No it would just be a different historic event like a ww1 movie would have a ww2 movie sequel

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

@@zillasaiyan1m274 maybe they made a WWII movie, and thats what caused it... let’s, not make a WWIII movie

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 ok only a WW4 movie

[@cameronjacobs2719]

These movies are basically Jaws and Twister combined; but not good versions

[@justaguy3983]

Never seen these movies. Still don’t understand how the sharks are still alive.

[@heyitzbabygurl4025]

You forgot Clownado too. It's the knock-off film of the Asylum Movie.

[@gamervet4760]

My 2 favorite things in this flick are the speed at which sharks eat people. It's like Pac Man gobbling everyone up and it's hilarious. The second thing is the chainsaw scene. So stoopid yet so awesome. Like comic book comical. 😂😂😂

[@DonniedrakoE]

Me: sees title Also me: which movie do you mean?

[@sourpatchkid394]

I love the sharknado movie I saw the first 3. I liked the characters besides the daughter and Tara Reid.. I didn’t even notice the daughter til that weird scene.

[@WeirdDragonTwins]

Wooo-hoooo! Out the window I'm freaking dead, that killed me XD

[@f5tornado831]

You said an EF4 hurricane but the scale for a huricane is category 4. The EF scale is for tornados. Huricannes are diferent from tornados by the way.

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

this movie looks like an expensive school project

[@Poosman]

I watches all sharknado movies when I was little, I was scared.

[@Itsmejesse-x365d]

I’ve always understood that sharknado was a cash grab

[@simpletoastvibes]

Dont forget the beautiful continuation of the series: The return of the 6-headed sharknado No I'm not joking.

[@moonbow9855]

i remmeber a few years ago being slightly invested because sharks?? my dad literally slandered and called the movie horrendus when i told him if he knew it

[@TisPopRock]

16:35 my god I thought you put that in

[@aperson5215]

Litterally I know sharknado as That Movie Franchise With Sharks and wrestlers

[@Sagedoesntlike]

I love this Films, they are so stupid they are good. The fact that they tried Making the first movie so frigging serious is just sad. Also A man with a chainsaw cutting up sharks. Pretty darn unbelievable, also the fact in the 3rd movie, there's a literal Lightsaber Chainsaw???? But Wait, April's Child is Born in a shark, falling down to earth while burning up is just gold. Also, number 6 just looks crazy 💀

[@kobra6660]

A series so bad that it's good and should get a pass and it managed to make so many movies

[@riane3100]

I can't be the only person who remembers this movie being way better the first time I saw it

[@weirdgurl288]

Oh my gosh my brother was obsessed with these movies for awhile I never realized how much you needed to talk about them cause their BAD

[@gabbi5298]

I'm literally begging for a video of each movie for this series XD

[@cameronrome8780]

I love the first 3 Sharknado movies, but after the fourth one, it loses me

[@alecdl08]

I just realized how gruesome and bloody this movie is. I watched this when I was like 5 😟. Maybe this is why I’m desensitized to blood in movies.

[@johnnynavarro9180]

The entire franchise in total made 4.503 billion beating Pixar of 4.502 billion

[@DarkReapz05]

Me when I was younger thinkin how great this movie was, now this movie looks absolutely horrible 💀😭

[@T-Dawg75]

These films probably got more than a few raspberries

[@pickchickens5286]

Sucha topical movie when in Czech Republic 3 people just died from tornado

[@MilesModelWorks]

Wait......... how the hell are there tornados in California?

[@plate_fox]

I still want to know where all the other sea creatures are. Why is the entire ocean just sharks

[@thelawpayton6927]

11:40 R2D2 death scream insert