Malcolm and Jamie are a rare example of an effective team of bad-cop/bad-cop.
@primo22965 жыл бұрын
yorktown99 bad cop/worse cop
@translucentbear4 жыл бұрын
@Stefano Pavone Malcolm shows some occasional levels of humanity. Whether this decreases the fear via weakness or increases it via the corruption of man, I am unsure.
@GaldirEonai4 жыл бұрын
Bad cop / barely restrained psycho cop.
@jeanmichellelaurent4 жыл бұрын
Stefano Pavone Malcolm tucker at least he can channel his anger and use the right profane tirades at the right time but Jamie is fucking unbridled psycho
@jimmy2k4o4 жыл бұрын
Bad cop/bent cop
@gregbarratt71617 жыл бұрын
"This is like The Shawshank Redemption, only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption."
@Softsausage063 жыл бұрын
Jamie stopping the meeting and saying “I will action that” kills me every time.
@rocker45778 жыл бұрын
"As secure as a hymen in a South London comprehensive".
@lulub.96357 жыл бұрын
Offensive and funny as hell...I'm okay with it.
@harmonyjones80357 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you translated that for me because I had no fucking clue what he said there. But then, I did go to school at a South London comprehensiff.* *Yes, I have a sense of humour as well as an insecure hymen.
@lewisdavidson5716 жыл бұрын
Harmony Jones did you see Nicola's daughter at any point? Or were you the girl she forcibly straightened out?
@harmonyjones80356 жыл бұрын
Renegade Richard Grayson I'm in labour with my eleventh kid at the moment. I'll reply later when little baby DiCaprio is born.
@Theseamus20006 жыл бұрын
rocker4577 I don't get that one Someone mind explaining?
@alexturlais85586 жыл бұрын
Whoever had to write Malcolm's lines must have had a blast.
@CRAiCED.5 жыл бұрын
Alex Turlais does em on the spot
@CRAiCED.5 жыл бұрын
It's all freestyle 😂😂
@flavoredchin4 жыл бұрын
@@CRAiCED. not true, they hired Ian Martin as a swear sweat consultant.
@TheAlps364 жыл бұрын
And whoever had to play Jamie must have relished it
@emz29695 жыл бұрын
I love how self aware this show is. Terry - "Yes, Well done. That's offensive on a number of levels in a very concise way."
@themadhammer33055 жыл бұрын
Thats what made this show brilliant, but in todays climate it could absolutely not be made today
@samtrotter71774 жыл бұрын
@@themadhammer3305 Oh fuck off, yes it could be
@edhoughton26094 жыл бұрын
@@samtrotter7177 Indeed, Mr Trotter! I would go one step further - I would say it SHOULD be!
@martijnbakkes9244 жыл бұрын
@@themadhammer3305 oh fuck off snowflake.
@AshBashVids4 жыл бұрын
@@themadhammer3305 You realise this was made until fairly recently? The amount of drooling gobshites claiming "X/Y can't be made today" is ridiculous.
@thenomadichistorian99225 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup, you fuck up." I had to write that one down it was so perfect!!!
@FurnishedIgloo2 жыл бұрын
O M N I S H A M B L E S
@natalyafisher2571 Жыл бұрын
Catastrophuck!
@kilamandaros7 жыл бұрын
"You're so back bench you're practically falling off."
@carlkamuti7 жыл бұрын
Your out by the fucking bins, where I put you.
@richardtaylor16523 ай бұрын
"You're out by the fucking bins where I put you."
@maxomatosis_7 жыл бұрын
"how much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?!"
@Agills-Photography3 ай бұрын
That happened right as I read this comment
@Mousy677 Жыл бұрын
i love the fact that jamie was previously in a seminary studying to become a priest enough as it is; it's a fucking hilarious character detail. but that is made even better by the fact that that's because PAUL HIGGINS was actually training to be a priest before he became an actor. exceptional.
@connorhandforth8146 жыл бұрын
"Get ya feelers out for the lads" Legendary.
@nikitakubanovs78585 жыл бұрын
“How much love”
@brucekilby99572 жыл бұрын
'Your a human dartboard, with Hundreds of darts thrown at you that are made of shit!' Malcolm is a Legend.🎯🎭
@jamesfisher52337 жыл бұрын
"Who did your media training, Myra Hindly?" Savage but hilarious
@skfarouk21 күн бұрын
😅😅
@WalterReimer6 жыл бұрын
I know it's the writing, which is inspired, but the Scottish accents add just that lovely, almost delicious bit of a twist to each word. It's splendiferous.
@ScottishPEACEguy5 жыл бұрын
Jamie is from motherwell, it shows.
@BoshyG4 жыл бұрын
@Irn Man yeah same here, i lived in glasgow most of my life and moved to preston and for some reason the only words they understand are when i swear 😂
@ianmcsherry5254 Жыл бұрын
We weaponise profanity in a quite special way. 👍
@snecko Жыл бұрын
@@ScottishPEACEguy The actor went to priest college with my da. There's an outtake where Malcolm says Jamie trained as a priest, he wisny joking
@Banginyermamsince936 жыл бұрын
"When i met you this morning i thought you were the nice scot" haha
@Ghost-ql3hl6 жыл бұрын
Banginyermamsince93 the way he says it just makes it even better
@vonteflon4 жыл бұрын
Ghost013 I disagree, I think he fucked it up.
@h.a.b.arguille18966 жыл бұрын
“You tell them nothing, except where the toilets are, but you lie about that, right?
@Killerkwoi132 жыл бұрын
This line was hysterical
@markmayonnaise11632 жыл бұрын
Honestly the humour in this show is brilliant at every level. From the satire parodying the Hughs, Peter Mannions, Stewart Pearsons, and Terris of the world; all on the nose mean-spirited portrayals of extremely believable politicians, to the creative use of vulgarity, topical/cultural gags, to just goofy one-liners like that. It's almost Shakespearean in that all levels of humour are included
@grahamblack19617 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel proud of being Scottish.
@xenon81176 жыл бұрын
Graham Black Here Here!
@shanchat6 жыл бұрын
Any Scot to be honest bud.
@tobytaylor59606 жыл бұрын
Mr Shanchat But especially the ones kissed by fire.
@emz29695 жыл бұрын
American scot probably. Joseph xD
@ScottishPEACEguy5 жыл бұрын
Jamie is from motherwell, it shows.
@simapark4 жыл бұрын
It’s a pity Jamie didn’t feature more especially berating people in tandem with Malcolm . Jamie looks like a nice polite and harmless little cherub but then just goes Ballistic . I’d love to go out on a Pub crawl with these two the banter would be very entertaining .
@BossySwan Жыл бұрын
Motherwell Rules
@deewekoms Жыл бұрын
Are you bent?
@MX.Unicorn19995 жыл бұрын
I like how jamie just appears out of nowhere
@keiranclarke29554 жыл бұрын
As does Malcolm
@ace181314 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what's worse, having him slowly rumble toward you like prostate cancer, or appear suddenly out of nowhere like a severe stroke"
@ASamson1233 ай бұрын
They’re both shape shifters
@GameOfCheats7 жыл бұрын
"I'm plugged into the matrix, i AM the fucking matrix " 😭
@Denoven456 жыл бұрын
“You’re like a sweaty octopus trying to undo a bra” 😅
@ehought4 жыл бұрын
I would have thumbs upped your comment but it's on 69
@treehousekohtao Жыл бұрын
It's like watchin John Leslie
@mikeb37178 жыл бұрын
"Nobody move right, and nobody get's fuckin truncheoned in the face."
@cuzned137511 ай бұрын
“I promise that i will never call an 8yo girl a c-- again.” 😂
@Rygabo4 жыл бұрын
“This the fucking Shawshank Redemption. Only with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption”. Probably my favourite line ever.
@martydav94754 жыл бұрын
Yes it's fantastic.
@adrianmeyer21577 жыл бұрын
one of the best characters ever
@jamesduffy75495 жыл бұрын
Top ten characters who could defeat Thanos in seconds
@ehought4 жыл бұрын
lol - superb comment! A dozen Malcolm Tuckers could conquer the galaxy!
@ace181314 жыл бұрын
Either of them could do it by themselves, but he would stand no chance if Malcolm and Jamie were both there
@jeanmichellelaurent2 жыл бұрын
Thanos : I am inevitable Malcolm : FUCK OFF YOU PURPLE CHINNY BASTARD GO TO TUBBYLAND WITH THE OTHER TELETUBBIES YOU WANKER
@CRAiCED.5 жыл бұрын
If this was set during brexit his strokes would be having strokes
@samtrotter71774 жыл бұрын
If Tucker was still there Brexit never would have happened
@jeanmichellelaurent2 жыл бұрын
My dream was to see a thick of it brexit special
@jameshowe90106 жыл бұрын
"This is the fucking Shawshank Redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption."
@niamhspeirs36565 жыл бұрын
Weird thing is Malcolm is dead nice to his secretary 😊
@NC-hu3ti5 жыл бұрын
Also to the cleaner. He was quite nice to her. He's a good judge of character.
@GaldirEonai5 жыл бұрын
He's nice to everybody who isn't part of the political machine. He saves all of his non-niceness for those who are.
@therebel43324 жыл бұрын
@@GaldirEonai Because they're straight up wan*ers,, anyone who wants to enter into politics are 99% there for their own agenda and monetary gain,, none of them are there for the betterment of society. Just look at some of the snotty nosed tw*ts on the back benches,, none of them have any intention of trying to help their "constituency", they are purely picking up the pay cheque and expenses paid digs.
@ehought4 жыл бұрын
@@GaldirEonai Yes - as did Jamie who apologised nicely to the same cleaner when he accidentally bumped into her. It's people in "the game" who get both barrels. Civilians, like the late night cleaners, are unaffected.
@browad8913 жыл бұрын
@@therebel4332 that’s not trye
@methvenarundell31186 жыл бұрын
"Who did your media training, Myra Hindley?" "As secure as a hymen in a south London comprehensive" Genius. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chuckfinlay60933 жыл бұрын
I’m absolutely howling with laughter.........whoever came up with these one liners is one very funny twisted talented bastard!!! 😂
@fahimhuq27687 жыл бұрын
The guy who plays Hugh is so good as the counterbalance and Target for Malcolm.
@seamusmurphy33566 жыл бұрын
Fahim Huq he also almost convinced me that he was a politician I kept forgetting that this was a fictional show
@iwillheadlockyournan7315 жыл бұрын
to be fair nicola murray is class
@edhoughton26094 жыл бұрын
@@iwillheadlockyournan731 Yes you are right, as also are the superb Rebecca Front and Joanna Scanlon and all of them, in actual fact. (Rebecca got a BAFTA for her performance in this show)
@aShotOfDaniels5 жыл бұрын
"Awh dont't tell me he's gone feral?" Don't know why, but I fucking lost it at that.
@orla0colette0cullen14 жыл бұрын
Honestly, from bean to cup you fuck up CHANGED me when i saw that on tv, i didn't stop laughing for AGES
@dmac57875 жыл бұрын
"Your bell ends wearing your a appendix like a little hat " 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@voyeurcoma6386 жыл бұрын
Wonderfully written show, beautifully and masterfully performed show.
@romulusnr Жыл бұрын
"That's offensive on a number of levels in a very concise way" sums up Jamie completely.
@MaisieGold2410 жыл бұрын
3:40 olly goes to actually hug him,he so had a one-sided crush on malcolm
@pravkdey6 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of JD and Dr Cox
@acm11375 жыл бұрын
"Hello Malcolm, oh you look a bit tired!" "Yeah you're looking competent."
@JG-ib7xk4 жыл бұрын
"You look incompetent"
@iybjs53084 жыл бұрын
1:05 is actually hilarious. He two ladies chatting while Malcolm destroys someone in the backgroumd
@markmayonnaise11632 жыл бұрын
The best part is if you look closely you can see Hugh on the verge of shitting himself with laughter
@BalrogsHaveWings Жыл бұрын
My favourite episode of Doctor Who, ever! 😂
@ramimwamba99376 жыл бұрын
I wish Malcolm made an appearance on Veep
@iwillheadlockyournan7315 жыл бұрын
Rami Mwamba they well should have
@ScottishPEACEguy5 жыл бұрын
Looks like al need tae Google veep.
@jimmy2k4o4 жыл бұрын
Or Avenue 5
@DJGuRu00712 жыл бұрын
He would have scared the crap out of them
@bannjaxx Жыл бұрын
closest is probably the spin-off film they made "In the Loop" set in Washington and London
@azzyclark38607 жыл бұрын
"Are you finished?"... "You're finished."
@glenncooke30503 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame this show got taken off Netflix’s
@TERMINATIONBLISS083 жыл бұрын
"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" Artful
@lordvadertheleftie9703 Жыл бұрын
@0:14 that's probably my favourite line of the entire series. Up there with the wank off a nurse line from Ollie
@illiteratethug33057 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, you're looking competent"
@thatnorwegianguy19867 жыл бұрын
incompetent
@illiteratethug33057 жыл бұрын
thatnorwegian guy Nope, he said what I put in the OP mate
@illiteratethug33057 жыл бұрын
*competent It's called sarcasm
@DougieJR7 жыл бұрын
It's actually super unclear whether he says "You look incompetent" and "You're looking competent" Seriously listen to it a few times with each instance in mind.
@illiteratethug33057 жыл бұрын
yeah, you know what I actually think it is incompetent now, given the context of what Terry said
@sas2300 Жыл бұрын
I always loved the scene about the "quiet bat people" and malcolms response 😆 🤣
@grunthostheflatulent96492 жыл бұрын
The group watching Malcolm approaching them is hilarious. Comparing Malcolm to prostate cancer or a stroke. 😆
@floridaman38235 жыл бұрын
Malcolm Tucker: The Spirit Animal we need.
@Delightfully_Bitchy3 жыл бұрын
Jamie McDonald: The spirit animal of the only thing we remember of that one night out.
@Lachie55 Жыл бұрын
This is the best compilation i've found on YT.
@Aman-cb1pt5 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup you fuck up" I could use that
@vitruvianmind35706 жыл бұрын
When i met you this morning I thought you were the nice Scot
@xXKirkSoloXx7 жыл бұрын
"Hugh" trying not to laugh gets me every time.
@jimsicleАй бұрын
"Bean to cup, you fuck up" cracks me up every time.
@danieldoherty81013 жыл бұрын
Jamie McDonald's kitchen nightmares would be TV gold,
@suffern637 жыл бұрын
Year after year this just gets better,especially with the daily round of apologies when someone has been offended
@themadhammer33055 жыл бұрын
Yeah with how easily offence is taken these days, this show could absolutely never be made today lol
@PB-cb7ht4 жыл бұрын
My favourite like 2:30 - I don't know why, just hits the spot
@Delightfully_Bitchy3 жыл бұрын
3:07 I love that line.
@alanthe22 жыл бұрын
“How much shit is on the menu AND WHAT FUCKING FLAVOUR IS IT?!”
@markbozz1536 жыл бұрын
Great compilation, thanks!
@seamusmurphy33566 жыл бұрын
"how much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it"
@stuartwarburton58166 жыл бұрын
The Thick of It had the best scriptwriters
@Jack-Oates4 жыл бұрын
I heard Capaldi just free styled the swearing.
@trindog58433 ай бұрын
“Oh don’t tell me he’s gone Ferrel cause he was fucking terrifying when you had him on the leash” 😂
@shaddowwxy33074 жыл бұрын
Therapy. Pure therapy.
@trj_creative8466 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup, you fuck up!" 😂
@JesperAndersen51714 жыл бұрын
“So when you get off, disinfect your hands.”
@rickjamez49876 жыл бұрын
You gotta be-a genius to realize how golden this show actually was. Unbelievable writing.
@iwillheadlockyournan7315 жыл бұрын
RiddleMeThat amen
@edwardjones22025 жыл бұрын
But you're not a genius and you realise it?
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
"Jesus H. Fucking CORBETT!"
@rockingbrowneyedgirl6 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup....you fuck up!"
@Noutchka2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah you're looking competent" lol
@x0xDarthWyylokx0x8 жыл бұрын
I missed Hugh
@tinyspeaker6 жыл бұрын
Same, Hugh was much funnier than nicola.
@tinyspeaker6 жыл бұрын
gaudd1888 no way! Links?
@tinyspeaker6 жыл бұрын
gaudd1888 alright nice one m8 you got me to Google shit for a good two minutes
@Clo_Dub6 жыл бұрын
x0xDarthWyylokx0x yep shame he’s a nonce
@mightybison155 жыл бұрын
bunetoff he is a nonce though. Just check his wiki.
@skar55413 жыл бұрын
From bean to cup, you fuck up. Absolute genius
@nathanmilligan38814 жыл бұрын
4:38 is amazing 😂
@OGKingfish5 жыл бұрын
From bean to cup, you fuck up. Beautiful
@MrPicklerwoof2 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you harder than Ron Jeremy". I love the show, but for some reason I don't recall hearing that line before. 😂
@azapro9112 жыл бұрын
They are the most Scottish thing ever.
@RUDI-UK2 жыл бұрын
"Aye love. Get your feelers out for the lads" Malcolm Tucker
@mightybison154 жыл бұрын
"how much love" "Sorry?"
@mirensummers76335 жыл бұрын
5:53 extra playing the barman nearly cracks
@xSTATOKEx7 жыл бұрын
2:56, aww I feel so sorry for him.
@KayleighNatasha4 жыл бұрын
From bean to cup... You fuck up Love it
@Hascienda27 Жыл бұрын
“How much love ?”
@craigoneill82775 жыл бұрын
Go on get your feelers out for the lads 😂
@HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome4 жыл бұрын
I miss this show so much. I wish it would come back. I found it by accident and I am certain I'm the only one in Ohio that watched it lol. Hugh is easily one of my favorite characters on television. Ever. He is every man. Literally. Hugh Abbott - "Minister caught defication outburts! Molly Sunderland at Number 10, did you enjoy your shit Mr.Abbott!" Malcolm Tucker to Oliver Reeder - "Ha,ha,ha. Very funny you retard. Sorry Glenn." 🤣 Malcolm Tucker- "I'd love to stop and chat, but I'd rather have Type 2 Diabetes" 🤣
@supergangsterish12346 жыл бұрын
"how much fucking shit is there on the menu, and what fucking flavour is it?"
@bilalc44156 жыл бұрын
Just to be clear, at 0:35, is he talking about the woman behind him?
@keeranjani11 ай бұрын
3:44 Kak Efron 😂 Ianucci is incredible
@niallg3551 Жыл бұрын
‘I will action that’
@Nlogax6 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup, you fuck up"
@milesm12343 жыл бұрын
Harder than Ron Jeremy and with less warmth 😆
@cjryan884 жыл бұрын
had a sgt just like him i was pissing myself
@johncee14813 жыл бұрын
From bean to cup...classic
@dougiemcbriar19983 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this series will ever be bettered.. on a separate note my fav nick name Lucille Ballbag
@mrbritishguyesq28464 жыл бұрын
I’d like to stay and talk to you but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes....that got me
@karlp84847 жыл бұрын
Tintin's sexy sister
@rachaelmonaghan55414 жыл бұрын
"From bean to cup, You fuck up"
@stooooogs87635 жыл бұрын
3:23 brilliant
@crchalmers20125 жыл бұрын
"See you, you are a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are!" 😂
@StrangeDaysGaming4 жыл бұрын
This is the Shawshank Redemption, but with more tunneling through shit and no fuckin' redemption.
@sticksman1979 Жыл бұрын
Even if you survive Malcolm, you've got Jamie coming down the pipe!