The Third Law of Robotics in SIGNALIS

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[@nickchapman3199]

I love how Tomars' one cut request was promptly denied

[@sillyslambo8527]

Normally Tomar doesn't ask before cutting

[@Khornecussion]

@@sillyslambo8527 *sigh* Tell me about it. *Flicks circumcision scar.*

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

​@@Khornecussionthat is horrific and yet I laughed.

[@girlweird833]

I dont know how the channels gonna go on since Lyle died. RIP Latino Cream King.

[@KiddMoneyBustaC]

Poor thing passed on from exhaustion

[@janzacharias3680]

First Zach, now Lyle, what is this O'Neill Destination??? I'm kidding obv, it is creepy tho

[@AnEvilBastard]

Look, not to blame the victim, but... Committing to a thirty hour plus conga line of butt sex was never a good idea.

[@TheBaconShaman]

Well, you know what Tomar always says; "All who disparage the name of the Great Poopino shall be made to run the highway of rusty razors until they die from exhaustion. So sayeth I, Joshua Tomar."

[@leolaz1054]

Chris will have to use voice AI

[@OwnageMancer]

12:05 You can tell how flustered Lyle gets when he starts thinking about Tomar in a one-piece swimsuit. He’s such a tsundere. I’m definitely adding this scene into my harem fanfic doujin, “Oneyplays? More like Tomar’s Gays!”

[@GlobnarTheGreen]

Is it a spinoff of Tomar's Angels?

[@williampinkney744]

The real tsundere of the funni bois is Zach.

[@HoboMojo9580]

“Tomar go to the bathroom!!! You’re shitting yourself!!!”

[@KugelBlitz0]

Nooouu, not yet, nooouu.

[@Perfefernefer]

Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps trying to pick bananas

[@writerblocks9553]

out of each others butts

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Who would be picking fleas off?

[@luvuberrymuch49]

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS definitely Chris

[@iconsolo]

chris, lyle and tomar trio has the same energy as three chimps successfully writing shakespeare

[@migki2123]

Chris, Lyle and Tomar trio would lose to three chimps trying to pick bananas

[@mynamejeff2436]

JUMPSCARES: Chica: 2:37 Bonnie: 5:12 Foxy: 9:04 Chica: 13:57 Freddy: 16:41 Bonnie: 20:32 Chica: 23:08 Bonnie: 27:28 Freddy: 31:34

[@britishyankee961]

Thanks

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Wow thank you for your service I tip my hat to you sir

[@jarmn]

You Forgot the jumpscare at: 8:18

[@PCFROMVCS]

Thank god Golden Freddy doesnt show up. I can handle all the others but Golden Freddy is too scary

[@SamahLama]

Ermm someone explain

[@KilgoreTraut]

16:31 dude, Tomar's not even trying to conceal his rage anymore, legitimately concerned for Chris's safety 😢

[@migki2123]

he forced lyle words with his patented Tomar Gun™

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

This is a super cool game and gives great retro survival horror vibes I hope our boys play it to 95% completion and then get distracted by Roblox as is tradition

[@metroidcum]

i need them to finish resident evil they were soooo close

[@Ve-id8zd]

@@metroidcumDont worry they won’t

[@johnshedd6420]

mmmm roblox 🤤

[@owkenny]

Any day now the YIIK finale will be here. :)

[@p1nk962]

tomar give up, tomar give up, just pack it in

[@alexgreenleaf5161]

i thought 2 trailer park girls was funni

[@sveltercube4070]

The holy trinity Real Lyle, meth head Lyle, and prison sim Lyle.

[@KilgoreTraut]

and in Hell, the Deceiver, Catfish Lyle

[@migki2123]

​@@KilgoreTraut peter remember the time in kingdom hearts, that guy who tells everybody he his a guy(lyle the wise) and he is not

[@HectorLopez0217]

Don’t forget old man Lylebert

[@welporajackwelp4899]

And in the background of Cherokee woman, orgy Lyle

[@pyrotechnick420]

Some would argue that they're all the same person, in Lyle's name, Amen

[@user-rw3gj3un5r]

Lyle is validated because the same thing happened to me. Driving by a cemetery with my cousin, I said, "Hello, dead people." My cousin said, "I don't think they can hear you, ." So, like Lyle, I shouted out the window, "HELLO, DEAD PEOPLE." Mine got a better response. Monica's a party-poopini.

[@werehog93]

I say this with all the love that this game deserves but Tomar’s “oh no I’m Evangelion-ing again” is a nearly perfect summary

[@jordanetherington1922]

I also love this game a lot and you are right

[@TheLewdOtaku]

No it isn’t he’s a normie

[@m4tt-66]

something about the lyle chris tomar combo that just feels like a blue collar dad on a trip to lowes with his two sons

[@BloredBean0]

Thanks Chris for that butterfly song 0:31

[@LordieJr]

I know that song from somewhere.. am I going crazy 🤔

[@Sosage]

@@LordieJr Yes you are going crazy but also it's Butterfly by Smile

[@MonoWero]

chinese rgb gun at flea market

[@Serucipe]

Haven't heard him sing it since Ding Dong and Julian.

[@LobbyLoiterer]

Lyle said "cock-a-roach" with the same unironic casuality that my dad always says "I-talian" like that's how you're supposed to pronounce it.

[@seansmith6255]

His Latino cream king came out

[@t.b.cont.]

The fourth law of robotics is pay your taxes on time

[@ozmond]

Don’t they come out automatic?

[@t.b.cont.]

@@ozmond we have to keep them analogue with money

[@PALACIO254]

The fifth law is to cover your mouth when you sneeze

[@Slop_Dogg]

the sixth law is R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O R O B O C O P O

[@Drewbie176]

Tomar was mighty ornery this episode. Somebody should check if any hitchhikers went missing in LA after this recording session.

[@GlobnarTheGreen]

I think he targets the homeless now. They go to sleep homeless and wake up boneless thanks to Tomar's patented de-boning machine

[@WrongHeaded07]

I got the "trailer park girls" joke, Tomar. I mean, I didn't laugh, but I got it.

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

To answer Lyle’s question, the process of never peeing but instead taking watery dumps is literally just what birds do, bird brain.

[@tostie3110]

Better get to cloacamaxxing

[@beanpie9000]

Still surprised they haven’t uploaded the finale for Resident Evil with Dave and Corey, unless someone tripped over the wired controller

[@SS_BAJA]

they'll remember it in about 2 years

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

TLDR: I can’t believe I forgot about meth head Lyle This show has the best stories. Especially Lyle. The fact that he has 2 doppelgänger stories where one is this long-running arch-nemesis who catfishes with Lyles brand, and the other is just some guy who went viral doing meth… incredible.

[@LeoDeC-bk9km]

Glad to see the CEO of Insane Groundbreaking Games and Count Groxia back together again.

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I can't wait to hear more of Lyles aggressive stance on being more aggressive.

[@Stealitnot]

Tomar requested a cut, editor did not cut, now they suffer his wrath.

[@AlexandarJankovic]

28:00 thank you this bit Lyle

[@Destroy3612]

Tomar was genuinely really mean to Chris this episode, I feel so sorry for him and Lyle

[@OSSOYT]

19:06 Chris sounds like a goose there

[@jaydeng.3029]

That Flintstones bit ruled

[@PROX23]

We need the "*oney plays*" back in the intro

[@BigBrosFilms]

We need the outro music that's so loud it shatters your eardrums and every window in the house back

[@PROX23]

@@BigBrosFilms YES

[@cremdilly7176]

It really was a fun little intro. It also helped establish how Oneyplays characters look. New one is pretty impressive, though.

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

With friends! Seriously though, I miss it when they would take a second to show the thumbnail art at the beginning of the video when they said “With friends!” because then I could screenshot it and look at it later and laugh and/or appreciate it.

[@metroidcum]

i remember chris saying somewhere that it made him cringe and also it woke up people who use these to sleep (same reason he changed the outro on the completes and best ofs)

[@bennyhath1789]

10:18 tomar's iconic eminem/RHCP mixup extravaganza

[@masonlevy5191]

Nah he was referencing Without Me by eminem

[@KingFish9812]

The way Tolmar's eyes bug out of his head at the mere mention of 'feet' is very concerning.

[@darkdemigod]

I imagine it's like that lady that would make her eyes come out her sockets on Guinness Records back in the day

[@greenfox42]

I seriously thought that was an old Lyle clip 😂😂😂 sorry Lyle…rewatching it confirmed that was a real crackhead 2:42

[@Desparil]

I was on Monica's side about the whole "Bird Layer" debacle, but definitely gotta hand it to Lyle on the Great Poopini/repeating louder bit.

[@liquidbiden]

I heard lyle , tomar ,and chris all stacked on each other inside a giant trenchcoat to sneak into an rated r movie.

[@W-a-n-d]

After years of torture Tomar has seemed to snaped this episode

[@necromech_]

bro don't spoil what happens to snape, the book has a midnight release-

[@saulslugman9663]

Chris i left my wallet on your couch can i go pick it up later or?

[@NeverlandsPhantom]

Why won't he respond? you need your wallet

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

Really messed up he didn't get back to you

[@AxinInvaxion]

Let Paddy fish more.😊

[@ImaginaryKnave]

Chris did say (on what was formerly known as Twitter) that they did record a couple of hours with Paddy while he was visiting, so there will be more of him in the future.

[@GrayFox_74]

Tomar check the back of the case to see Meryl’s codec code

[@Losing-it.]

that one random 'method' that looks exactly like Lyle makes me sad and also laugh

[@timbermarkie8056]

The funny thing about the water pump puzzle is that it tells you how to do it

[@DantesGrill]

I'm with Monica on this one. I also wanted Lyle to say it louder

[@markramirez9245]

The noise Chris makes at 2:50 makes me cry laugh

[@SamahLama]

I’m a little butterfly

[@Chakrashuriken]

Isn't the 4th law of robotics something about Tomar taking control of all technology and wiping out the world's governments? coulda swore i learned that in school.

[@roryoc7896]

Yeah they taught us about The Tomanifesto in history class, students went home crying and screaming

[@j.diamond6014]

the balls thing is true, it's also why they shrivel closer to the body when it's cold, they try to maintain optimal temperature

[@liquidladdy]

Signalis lady has feet like Marina from Mischief Makers.

[@robertrogers6487]

Shake shake!

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

They've been soi-come-soized

[@wonkixote_lives]

Or aigis from persona

[@flamewave64]

The idea of reaching in a TV and pulling stuff out was in Willy Wonka

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

1:48 Chris suddenly decided against the Kamala Harris joke.

[@LordieJr]

Or the perfect setup for The Incredible Lighting Bolt Shirt

[@zeusandmagnus3446]

Na, he was about to say Kahn.

[@ryanotte6737]

To my Oney lore knowledge, the boys have not made a Kamala Harris joke, but devoted a whole series to epically roasting Kamala Khan. 🤣

[@gintori5329]

​@@ryanotte6737cameltoe harris says elsewise

[@sainttrish7544]

I always think Kamala Kahn

[@Shamax0]

Really happy they are continuing this, and happy for a new episode of anything really, just miss the boys being silly

[@jadeskye6755]

When will Tomar just give up and pack it in?

[@insecureape]

Great as always; hope to keep seeing more of you all c:

[@robotjones6434]

Tomar, give up. Tomar, give up. Just pack it in.

[@necromech_]

Tomar and the Sunshine Band

[@Kpazz]

Just turn yourself in Tomar. You can't keep getting away with it.

[@moosieg222]

I think this is the zestiest Tomar we've ever seen

[@biggreen1456]

I'm glad to see our favorite naughty boys playing more of the lesbian game

[@RyuAzuku]

The banter is the best part of this channel

[@XLamonteCoxX]

Gotta love the callback to meth head lyle.

[@newusernamehere4772]

Lyle like many only became a methhead because someone told him it was molly, in this case Tomar

[@AKPiratePrince]

Lyle’s “I can’t hear” bit IS good. Keep it going.

[@flyairvans]

Tomar taking it back. Glad to see him standing up in person. He’s been talking at the meetings about doing so.

[@twitchyeyess]

The third law of robotics? In the third episode? Wowza!

[@OptimalZetaEdits]

The fucking Chris jumpscare at 8:18

[@pyrotechnick420]

I want a Tomar Ignores compilation, at this point it would be like 14 hours long

[@Dainjuh]

Lyle! I thought that Chris and Tomar not seeming to perceive the true punchline of the bit at first proves that it's a good bit, lol

[@disposablecowboy]

I’m here for the Lyle funny moments.

[@fadn4]

“I’m Evageleon-ing” is a wildly accurate term for stuff like that that happens lol 0:38

[@kadens2147]

oneyplays just a really long episode of sanity

[@cosmicXtropics]

They have a surprising amount to say when theres barely anything happening on screen

[@Luphrem]

Why is this one of the best episodes, and out of the blue?

[@noble7866]

That was a great bit, Lyle

[@joinzi7708]

Tomar is so feisty in this episode lol

[@brandonporpoise]

Lyle really lylin this episode

[@wogartz1115]

Tomar is such an inspired interior decorator, I have always enjoyed his homes iconic ankle-deep soup motif.

[@heroickoopa1]

One step closer to having the Resident Evil 1 playthrough back

[@KrymsonScale]

11:23 Tomar admitting his love for killing sprees. He isn't even hiding it at this point.

[@deviledgregg237]

The edits on this one kick ass. Thumbs up little fella, hope they give you some more Editor Pellets ™️ you’re looking a little gaunt.

[@Ducks4lif3]

The great poopini is a generational bit

[@QB2011]

This freaking rocks!

[@mikeyJstiffler]

YOU GUYS NEED TO KEEP PLAYING YHIE

[@AJ-zi6ry]

I never thought that miss puff design would make me recoil like that

[@taydrtot2641]

I liked Tomar's Eminem reference, i got the joke immediately

[@rufhusconfyh5548]

Tomar give up, Tomar give up. Just pack it in

[@EyesofEstranged15]

You are correct, Lyle. That bit is hilarious

[@hamfranky]

Tomar is a god at Oney Playing this game.

[@pyrotechnick420]

7:10 *Glances at the title.* Yea this video checks out

[@N0Nsense___]

Tomar has HAD it with chris and lyle's shenanigans!

[@SteamedBroccolli]

Evansmellioning is now part of my vocabulary

[@mattlatham5670]

Im so sorry for chris and lyle having to be in the same room as stink-omar

[@Mazzy774i]

Butterfly is peak old school KZbin music

[@HankGreenburg]

I don't know if I can handle Tomar not disguising his true feelings anymore.

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Dude i hope these *ABSOLUTE GOBLIN PEOPLE* play through the whole game... Its really good

[@Serucipe]

Are you sure?

[@The_G_in_Jesus]

these well timed farts sneaked into the video continue to give me life thank you chris oney oneyl

[@aviexo.]

One like equals one stroke up and down

[@isaacgutierrez139]

Best of utter silence

[@muse-icality5554]

loved this game, tomar, don't let the fake ending fool you

[@Pheeliggs514]

Elf - eleven Eule - owl Krankenflügel - hospital wing Aufseher - warden Donaudampfschiffskapitän - captain of a steam boat sailing on the danube river.

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

Happy Halloween in April!

[@SIMIFU]

That ending was a very classic style day 1 OneyPlays ending.

[@angeryreacc7636]

I've been waiting years to hear Tomar drop a deep cut Eminem reference

[@UwUnKnOwOn]

I love how I cant tell if the monster dying noises are real or if they just edited in zachs shrill scream

[@stephen.dworkin]

I had the exact same experience as Chris with the whole FFX frying pan debacle.