The Time He Was Stolen as a Baby - UNFILTERED

[@Griff.photography]

Zach is such an interesting character. He’s so alive but so dead inside at the same time

[@Haiitsamirah]

For real this guy is making the best jokes with a straight face

[@rubyx9654]

love that lmao

[@chloeelaii]

reminds me of jeff

[@Joelyne37]

That be that dry humor

[@ebunny5008]

@@chloeelaii yeesss!!! Jeff needs to have him ln the show!! It would be interesting

[@j3llyb33]

I tried to catch Zach smiling but he didn’t even once this entire podcast. True commitment to that 2014 dark tumblr humor, gotta respect it.

[@randomderpfandom]

i was doing that too! but i caught him semi smile at mariah @ 1:33:26 so cute!

[@elidelacruz19]

55:25 I gotchu

[@giannavega1390]

1:00:43 !!

[@marilumelendez5782]

1:24:05

[@JustrLuCK4]

52:57 lolll

[@DropoutsPodcast]

Thanks for having us!

[@eadain]

I love u guys

[@eadain]

Ur my favourite podcast and unfiltered is second

[@Sunshine-lh9vc]

You guys were great! Really good episode!

[@HueMera]

You guys made me laugh so hard!

[@yarelitorres9637]

Y'all are hilarious and I can't wait to start listening to your pod 😎

[@von8786]

Jared’s energy and Zach’s dry humor literally works so phenomenally

[@jumpthemoonx]

You can tell Mariah is more comfortable than usual this episode, she seems like she’s having so much fun

[@MileyAndMandyFAN2]

Yes!! Came here to say the same thing.

[@TheSscanlon22]

Definitely can tell she genuinely enjoys hanging out with these guys

[@kayladowney335]

just said the same thing! she laughed so much

[@Disaster4656]

Yeah she also has been a guest on their podcast which is also a good episode!!

[@jahnyxo]

yesss!

[@maris4752]

Love how engaged Mariah was this podcast! can we talk about her tennis ball sound effect?? Lol

[@emilianofajardo9487]

Lmao it was so good! but I lost it what’s the timestamp?

[@Maggie-bt2gm]

@@emilianofajardo9487 39:41 :)

[@blayke.6488]

she’s engaged in every podcast, everyone just ignores her. s/o Jared & Zach for actually acknowledging her this time

[@YuneePug]

@@blayke.6488 right lol she's honestly my favorite on the podcast

[@mongomaddy]

@@YuneePughonestly same, she gives me such a big sister vibe.

[@WaedAlhayek]

This episode had me rolling in laughter, Zack and Jareds chemistry with each other and with y'all is so golden. I loved every second of it. Please bring em back!

[@jennamesser2067]

they’re like the male version of remi and alisha!!!!!!!

[@ElizabethMazurok]

Agreed!!! Pleaseee

[@calvinsu323]

just go watch dropouts lol

[@Sky-xp3qp]

Not saying the other episodes aren’t good just I personally feel like this is the best one in a while bc they are all funny asf and comfortable talking w each other they forget the cameras there I love it

[@houssame-eddine]

believe it or not this is the most intresting and hilarious guests you've ever had

[@delilahsanandres8917]

AGREEEED

[@houssame-eddine]

Besides hidaya of course

[@allisonmiller3669]

I believe it!!!

[@Sourpatchmel]

100%

[@zoecharbonneau4947]

So true

[@Gonzalez.k24]

15:39 where Matt doesn’t want to say the names of his future kids and Zane says “Austin… Dallas” HAS ME IN TEARSSSS😭😂

[@allisonmiller3669]

Lmaooo that way he can talk about Texas every damn day :')

[@ninawinja]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaeleighhurn]

I'm so proud of Zane and Heath for keeping up with the podcast the way they have. Shout out to Mariah for keeping it all together behind the scenes.

[@th-xk7bv]

It’s literally their job lol

[@mfckuhl]

@@th-xk7bv lmao, let the compliment be a compliment man

[@ness3417]

I know you meant heath but health lmao 💀

[@jenniferr8038]

@@th-xk7bv that’s true but most podcasts don’t make it very far bcos they’re inconsistent and lose motivation to post

[@stephanie7142]

Right!

[@hayleywagner8785]

You can tell how comfortable Mariah is with Zack and Jared. She really showed up this episode, love to see it.

[@Shyguy9231]

Zach and Jared are great friends. They helped Indiana get out of a bad relationship

[@mybroccolii]

Zach is so funny, his humor is so blunt. I wouldn’t even know how to respond to it in person

[@inessimunovic8930]

He reminds me of Jeff. This humor

[@kayylaaa7605]

MATT SAYING HES BLESSED SENT ME the episodes this seasons keep getting better and better.

[@jacobsalasis]

Zack Justice is pure gold. He's bigger than his podcast. I just don't think he knows it yet. But just wait. Someone is going to see his potential and he'll blow up even bigger.

[@calpurnia8319]

He is really funny. I love people like him that are so funny but literally show no emotion.

[@wyawyd]

he is so quick with it and sooooo insanely good with his sarcasm and keeping a serious face ughhh!! he gained a new fan

[@Goland454]

He’s living up the SwagDaddy name. 😏😎✌🏻🙋🏽‍♀️

[@nayelivillasana2851]

Zach and Jared are hands down my fav guests so far. This whole episode has me rollinggggg

[@nadialee5751]

Matt saying Monistat as a pregnancy test and it’s actually yeast infection medicine 😭😂

[@karinagrullon6640]

IM STILL DYING … HE SAID IT TWICE!!

[@jordansilver7067]

SOMEONE SAID IT! 🤚🏻

[@samanthaarteaga9981]

I was about to saying 🤣

[@kaylad5755]

And with such confidence

[@MsAmyzz]

His girl has something to tell him lol

[@hudadiria193]

Zane is legit in his own world like I can see the way he processes information before talking and it’s so cute and hilarious 😂

[@ashleyf414]

Never seen a guest match the chaotic energy as well as Zack and Jared did , well done haha 😂

[@laurenallday]

“i. am. flabbergasted” zane should tell his condensed milk story to every guest for the reactions 🤣🤣🤣 this was gold.

[@Laura-fv4fv]

Jared and Zach don’t give themselves the credit of being so funny

[@marthamarie3321]

the part where mariah and matt were acting like “the quiet awkward kid” impersonating jared and his music WAS THE FUNNIEST PART!!!

[@hannahjo4]

im crying at the fact that Matt thought Monistat was a brand of pregnancy test. Tears are actually spilling from my eyes

[@kayste975]

the more he says it, the more I cringe!

[@haileyshelton1997]

I came to the comments looking for this exact one. 💀😂💀😂💀

[@Lady_Gandalf]

I was like Matt... your so wrong..but this is so good 🤣

[@GalvinAshley]

He kept repeating it!!! 😅

[@gabydaza8587]

First time Matt is wrong I’m like yes!!!

[@NonaMe_ever]

this is probably one of my fav episodes zach is so quick and witty with his humour and all of you guys just vibe and match so perfectly with each other you should bring them back on one day this episode was so hilarious!

[@Griff.photography]

I’m ngl I don’t know who these two guests are but I was laughing the entire episode. Much love my coffee kings - your fellow coffee bean

[@Stephanie-nk9oh]

Not Matt calling Monistat a pregnancy test and Heath talking about the smiley ovulation test & calling it a pregnancy test 😂 MARIAH I blame you for not correcting them 🤦‍♀️😂

[@ninawinja]

i was thinking so did monistat come out with a pregnancy test 😂

[@MoisesFreaks]

Zach’s comedic timing is near polished. Him keeping a straight face serves his jokes well. Also, Matt is a F.R.E.A.K 😉

[@atermoiement]

Yeah, his comments in combination with his "best daddy ever" mug are definitely revealing a different side of him lmao

[@TJHall]

CONGRATS ON A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! You guys are the best and make every single one of us that watch smile! ❤️

[@m3ronnn]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE YET. PLEASE BRING THESE GUYS BACK

[@karizmamiranda8021]

Can I just say zacks humor is literally the absolute besttttt I can dying the whole time!!!! Love these two!!

[@Thequeendame]

I love when Mariah and Matt feed off eachother ‘s joke like when they were talking about writers in Disney movies😂

[@nicc_isabel]

By far my Favorite episode. Didn’t expect to love it this much. Everyone seemed to have a good time. Jared and Zach are so funny together.

[@vaniasbooks]

this is HANDS DOWN the funniest podcast you guys have put out yet! i loved every moment, every single person made me laugh multiple times, this was great

[@macyjjs]

Maria and Matt are such a vibe LOL. Literally, I swear they complete this freaking podcast!!!!! AGH

[@britneycarol5724]

LOL not them making dad jokes and Matt is just sitting there with a "Best. Daddy. Ever." coffee mug lmaooo ! love the irony, This is a really good episode!!

[@Lady_Gandalf]

Zack and Matt's little argument bit has me dying the whole time. Zacks comebacks are gold. 🤣

[@borderlinetrailandvine]

This is by far the best episode I’ve ever seen. I feel like all 6 of them should have a podcast! The dynamic here is hilarious. I’d love to see them all together again!

[@jessibrown181]

their lives don’t sound real😂 they have some of the best stories i’ve ever heard, this is my favorite podcast yet

[@angeliquevargas8894]

stop Zach and Jared are genuinely so funny this was so enjoyable please bring them back soon

[@kyliewalker9031]

this is buy far the funniest episode hands down. i was gasping for air bc i was laughing so hard. the chemistry between you all is amazing and you’re all so naturally funny it works so well.

[@jordansilver7067]

Matt: "I love Monistat!" Disappointed about how many times the same girl has been 'pregnant' in Monistat commercial... when in reality she's just prone to ✨YEAST INFECTIONS✨

[@Yablahblah]

That's what I thinking 😂😂😂

[@Picklebongwater]

He was way too confident 💀

[@shaniavaine3510]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kelsiinman2705]

me at the beginning: who are these people? me at the end: these are the funniest people i've ever watched.

[@Griff.photography]

Bro these dudes are total opposites and yet they work so well. U gotta have them back! The energy from this episode was great

[@victoria-kx8md]

just like everyone else said this was probably the best episode yet!!!! & mariah being so comfortable & talkative again made it that way!!!

[@Matt_LaLuz]

Zack’s straight serious face after any joke he says 🤣

[@Crunchrat707]

zach is one of the FUNNIEST people i’ve ever encountered. especially bc we have the same humour. this is my fav episode now

[@ivybanthem6867]

Zach has such a dry sense humor 🤣😂 and he's so quick with the funny ass shit I'm crying

[@lifewithlyssa4962]

I’ve never laughed so hard watching an episode. The chemistry y’all have is awesome. They will have to be on the podcast again one day! 😂😂

[@Jess-zf3ve]

Mariahs laugh just emphasizes a joke even more; perfectly every time!! makes me laugh too😂👏

[@chloethomason242]

i didn’t know who zack and jared were. but these guys are so funny and i love their humor. HILARIOUS

[@amirjohnson6800]

Zach has the charisma of an A list celebrity

[@brekay718]

I think I’m in love w Zach lmao and Mariah is honestly a gem , she is the cutest , kindest , most considerate , genuine person. I’d love to have a friend like her 💖

[@michandy1954]

Hardest I’ve laughed in so long, jared’s life experiences & zach’s humour had me rolling the whole episode

[@rachaeldigrigoli7273]

This is honestly one of the BEST episodes. Laughed from start to finish.

[@brookemaney7811]

How tf can Zack keep a straight face after some of the shit he says omg I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile

[@reneegeorge6022]

you know its a really good episode when everyone just comments on how funny it is, instead of complaining about the fucking set😭💀

[@bevie9800]

can someone please get matt a giant coaster so he stops spilling his drinks by putting his mug right on the edge hahahahha

[@SuperFlyBallerz]

Zach is SNL skit material 😂 I love his humor

[@VanessaMurder]

This whole episode had me cracking up when I listened to it on Spotify! I’m excited to watch the video!

[@jessieappleseed]

It was only posted eight minutes ago my dude

[@fmo9947]

@@jessieappleseed she said spotify

[@VanessaMurder]

@@jessieappleseed I said it LISTENED to it on Spotify, my dude. And now I’m excited to watch the video.

[@jessieappleseed]

@@VanessaMurder oh lmao true my bad

[@VanessaMurder]

@@jessieappleseed hahaha no worries

[@caroltassin4049]

You Have to have these guy's back. Laughed so hard I can't believe it. Zack & Jared are just a great duo!!!

[@michaelleblanc1178]

That dude could do stand up. He just needs to say sorry after. They do they have $400 in the bank count he’s smart and could be a good stand up.

[@mariamdiallo1437]

ZACH IS SO FUNNY. we’ve found mariah’s match in wits! oh. my. gosh. 😭😭

[@jaydeepbose4501]

He is significantly superior lol, he has no match in la when it comes to sense of humor

[@vanessagriego7591]

Matt seems more open in this and Mariah has not stopped laughing🤣

[@JesusTheRealOne]

Jared is so funny his stories and jokes are so pure it’s amazing

[@christinadonley6901]

Words can’t even express how much I look forward to these uploads 😩

[@karima5228]

Omg same ,i was literally crying just from stress and was like i need to listen to the podcast to calm down and hoped a new episode is up , when i saw a new one i literally cried more out of happiness😂

[@anonymousobserver2.0]

I would love to see them on here again! I laughed SO HARD this whole episode. Zach's dry humor, but also the way all of your jokes bounced off each other. So good. The chemistry was greeaat.

[@CrayCrayJay]

*im only at 30 minutes and i’m CRYING LAUGHING*

[@teagandresdner]

on my way to the airport in fort lauderdale and just passed the high school zane and heath went to while listening to this. full circle moment.

[@unknownkaat]

I haven’t stopped laughing since the podcast started. You guys truly make my week every time you post 😭❤️

[@CarliConnorShow]

This is my favorite guest episode! They are so funny, effortlessly. And the energy with all of you is the best. I’ve re-watched this so so so many times!! Have them back again!

[@leslielopez7646]

I can’t with Matt and Zack’s interaction 😂😂

[@jAREDDD2013]

i did it expect to smile the entire pod the way I did. this was definitely one of my all time favs yall have put out. not only that, mariah literally made this one 10000 times better(as she does lol) but sooooo good

[@aprilnavarro4816]

WHAT? I had no idea Jared was ur guys’ editor!! keep up the great work Jared because ur a major reason this podcast is amazingg

[@-anonymous3071]

I feel like Matt got exposed as fuck today and while this was the FUNNIEST episode ever, I do wanna make sure he's okay lolol he walked away looking so mad. lol

[@Gotta_sweep_sweep]

I felt so bad for Matt!

[@minionsarebae2434]

When? I see him look perfectly fine

[@Bc3_]

Mariah reading the definition and pretending to know what it means got me laughing soo hard 😂😂🤣

[@DeviDubz]

MATT AND MARIAH WERE GOLD THIS EPISODE, I MEAN MARIAH ALWAYS IS BUT SHE FELT SO COMFORTABLE AND TALKATIVE THIS EPISODE I LOVED IT!

[@samanthanorton7258]

I almost spit out my drink when Matt said I’m blessed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 by far one of favorite episodes and I’m not even half way through yet

[@AngelGallardo-os6xd]

24:33 LMFAOOO MARIAH “Everybody knows this in this room??!??” 🤣🤣

[@jacobsalasis]

Low key Matt was made to look antagonistic in this episode...then again, Zack has a very unique sense of humor

[@emmacat3145]

Zach is fantastic his energy adds such an interesting vibe to the episode i love it

[@marlaf2712]

I love that Indiana is like an Australian version of a Amato sibling

[@tamarkipiani4096]

Possibly my fav ep yet, also LOVE how mariah is laughing and feeling more comfortable ♡

[@nathanmcdonald4603]

I really liked the wide angle shot that had to be used a lot at the end. Makes me feel like I'm involved in the episode more

[@mmmhmm6865]

I didn’t know these guys but they were hilarious, up there with the best of the episodes. Never a dull moment

[@natalieelizabeth7240]

this was honestly my favorite episode lmao im definitely gonna start watching zack and jared’s podcast

[@xlouisexox]

I've been watching dropouts as well for the last year. As soon as I saw Mariah was a guest on it, I knew it was only a matter of time before the two guys were on unfiltered. Zach is absolutely hilarious and I have been dying for him to hook up with David as he can make him a star. Zach is hilarious and not enough people watch him. I think this interview will boost their popularity and I hope to god David and Zach get to play tennis together!!

[@Ethieth]

Zack is so effing funny, why is that guy not more famous!

[@kakashimitsumoto3539]

One of the best episodes by far, zach is such a character saying so many funny things with a straight face. Amazing.

[@joc9370]

right off the bat i’m smiling, this is gonna be a fun episode (even if i don’t know the guests, they seem rlly chill!!)

[@kara42400]

i get a bit nervous when i see that you guys have on a new guest that i'm not already familiar with but they never disappoint 🥰

[@lor9672]

I’m really drawn to Zach. He has something special going on.

[@simplybev_]

Lord let me find a man with a sense of humor like Zach Justice God bless 🙌

[@nataliemartinezz]

i think in this episode we all learned all of matt’s kinks LMAOOO

[@dharsea5050]

OMG Zach is so quick witted and ON IT!! What a comedian!!!! 👏🏽 Fo sho!!!

[@victoriad4453]

Please have them back, ONE OF BEST EPISODES YET

[@morganteeter1273]

this was hands down the best episode. everyone was so happy

[@amandalucero291]

I really enjoyed this podcast! Laughed so much. You should definitely bring these guys back.

[@ericcornejo8805]

“Nice job Rigatoni” LMFAO Zach is so funny this was a really good episode

[@kjade5123]

something about jared gives me 2010s popular actor nostalgia. like if he played himself in a movie every girl in america would have a crush

[@CRCC830]

zach & jared are the alternate universe version of heath & alex ernst both looks/personality wise