New and some classics of the top air traffic control (ATC) interesting, weird and funny conversations, from new york jfk airport to Hong Kong near miss with terrain. Credit for some of the audio from liveatc.net
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@skrljr29345 жыл бұрын
Tower: "So you have an engine failure but not an emergency?" Pilot: "Yup!"
@mrlegodude96alt25 жыл бұрын
Jäger WFA it would be a Pan Pan if they declare an emergency it’s a massive deal, they could fly all the way to their next destination on 3 engines if they really wanted to
@yaraahmad88785 жыл бұрын
mrlegodude96alt2 what’s a pan pan?
@mrlegodude96alt25 жыл бұрын
@@yaraahmad8878 a PAN PAN stands for Pay Attention Now (I think Morse is like XXXXXXX?) it's used if there's a situation that is urgent, but does not pose any risk (right now) to the people or the vessel itself (it's a naval term too), it tells emergency crews to stand by, where as an emergency (Mayday or declaring an emergency as it's used in aviation) has the emergency crews literally drop whatever they are doing and shut down the airport to deal with this emergency.
@dixienormous32625 жыл бұрын
Guess he figured he still had 3 good engines? One would think a major failure would necessitate an emergency. Strange indeed.
@sblack485 жыл бұрын
Lab Insight no not strange. Engne failure does not put the aircraft or occupants in jeopardy. That is the definition of an emergency.
@minetruly5 жыл бұрын
That one pilot who said “meteor” after everyone else kept saying “comet” is my freaking spirit animal.
@Papanza2955 жыл бұрын
A comet is a late ww2 British tank so I was a tad confused when he said it
@Laser1743005 жыл бұрын
@@Papanza295 More relevant would be the De Havilland Comet. The first Commercial Jet Airliner...
@alangale56665 жыл бұрын
@@Papanza295 The Comet is also the worlds first Jetliner and none of them are flying anymore. The Meteor was an early jet fighter and some of them ARE still flying, though not in America.
@eriktruchinskas37475 жыл бұрын
@@Papanza295 plane not tank wait nevermind youre right my bad. Usually when someone refers to a comet they are talking about the british passenger plane that was famous for having multiple crashes due to its square windows
@flybeep16615 жыл бұрын
Meteor (or meteoroid, it's the same thing) was indeed correct. It's when a space rock enters the earth's atmosphere. A comet doesn't enter earth's atmosphere. A meteor could however be a fragment from a comet. Also, when a meteor gets to the ground, it's called a meteorite.
@comalies4 жыл бұрын
"he's not... embedded in the runway, is he?" i'm dead
@djtjpain4 жыл бұрын
Lila that’s one way to say it...
@F_Tim19614 жыл бұрын
It is not as silly as it sounds. FOD (foreign objects - debris) is a constant problem in aviation. The woman in the tower is probably just reading from her training book as it were (something solid on the R way that won't move is going to be more dangerous than something that can be kicked aside by a landing wheel Tim Fidler NZL
@Tricia_K3 жыл бұрын
It was that... pause that got me! ;))
@KevinNguyen-zn4vv3 жыл бұрын
More like did you run the cat over? LOL.
@alangale56663 жыл бұрын
@@Tricia_K pause or Paws?🐈⬛🐈
@cilantroisbetterthanparsley4 жыл бұрын
"Emergency?" "No, no emergency" "Oh I thought your engine failed" "It did" "So emergency?" "No, engine failure but no emergency" It's good passengers don't hear the coms. They would freak out.
@MatthijsvanDuin4 жыл бұрын
747 has 4 engines and can fly just fine on 3, and can still limp to an airport and safely land on 2 engines. Hence, not an emergency.
@cilantroisbetterthanparsley4 жыл бұрын
@@MatthijsvanDuin I wasn't saying the pilot should've declared an emergency. He knows his plane best. All I'm saying is that the passengers would panic.
@nasteho66144 жыл бұрын
ViVi definitely, I would sh*t my pants even if it could land on 1 and I heard that exchange😱
@Dawnie-bi6qu4 жыл бұрын
ViVi in all due respect... There can be engine failure without eMergency being declared
@cilantroisbetterthanparsley4 жыл бұрын
@@Dawnie-bi6qu I said this once already and I'm going to say it again. I wasn't saying the pilot should've declared an emergency. He knows his plane best. All I'm saying is that the passengers would panic.
@TachyonKing5 жыл бұрын
“The plane’s on fire, the cabin has depressurised, you’re descending at 300 knots, but you AREN’T declaring an emergency?” “Yup everything’s fine, can we land? :)”
@thesirensystem4 жыл бұрын
Literally me
@AmyAnnLand4 жыл бұрын
So can we descend now? How about now?
@accountdeactivated55464 жыл бұрын
Can we land now ? Uhh it's taking a while
@SpiriDussgaming4 жыл бұрын
Redmi K30 5G the kid in the back, "ArE We ThErE YeT?"
@sciencoking4 жыл бұрын
ATC: "Well since it's not an emergency, how about no?"
@anatoleh15 жыл бұрын
"He's not EMBEDDED in the runway is he?"
@RichardCox05 жыл бұрын
y’know, if he’d been previously run over
@foofpoof37655 жыл бұрын
Plane ran over cat Can we get an f in the comment section?
@milesaasher69795 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! now......... "that" one had me laughing! >o
@ilikebeamngdrive57055 жыл бұрын
@@foofpoof3765 f
@1stPCFerret5 жыл бұрын
:Poor kitteh!
@aryandabas45085 жыл бұрын
Black cat 0001 you are cleared to takeoff
@SomeRandomGuy7895 жыл бұрын
Cleared for take off black cat 0001 30 seconds later: black cat 0001 contact Departure.
@karlamay_5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm choking!
@Thestrightener5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@angelan.60695 жыл бұрын
aryan dabas i wheezed
@ElTurbinado5 жыл бұрын
i wonder if that person who choked 2 months ago survived :(
@DavidDuMusic5 жыл бұрын
"and the emergency equipment is standing by" "aH we dOn'T neEd it aCtuAlLy"
@GenoGirlUndertalefan15 жыл бұрын
Dave White lol
@sithlordbinks5 жыл бұрын
250 like
@sheeplord49765 жыл бұрын
Not even overweight landing. Engine failure
@shanidar5 жыл бұрын
That dude's balls drag the ground
@mthompson9655 жыл бұрын
@@sheeplord4976 he had 3 more engines, he's fine.
@russellthorburn92974 жыл бұрын
ATC: "So you lost and engine and you're NOT declaring an emergency?" Pilot: "It's just a flesh wound."
@LinkSysRoute4 жыл бұрын
Your bloody engine's off!
@spacecat31984 жыл бұрын
LinkSysRoute Tis but a scratch.
@rosie-dt8ss4 жыл бұрын
@@LinkSysRoute they had 3 other engines. Most planes are designed to fly with a lost engine.
@victordanielalvescarvalho33533 жыл бұрын
@@LinkSysRoute no it isn't
@trockeneiscreme77133 жыл бұрын
@@victordanielalvescarvalho3353 Wrong.
@Johnny2Gats5 жыл бұрын
Flight attendant: “are you okay being seated in an emergency row?” Me: “yeah it’s cool. Nothing ever happens anyway” *half naked man opens exit over wing*
@thanuk57784 жыл бұрын
swankHD STOP IT OMG 😂
@sirghostington63054 жыл бұрын
"hey, wait for me I overslept"
@lauragadille33844 жыл бұрын
Really dude not today
@MsRedwiz4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@lemdroid4 жыл бұрын
LOL! 🤣🤣😂😂
@SlavaSesh5 жыл бұрын
I'd be useless on these radios. Without the subtitles I can't understand hardly a word of what these people say.
@michaelwu91355 жыл бұрын
Vyacheslav Lisiy It’s much better actually listening from the plane’s radio.
@philippmeixner5 жыл бұрын
The quality of the recordings is pretty bad because the recording stations are not directly at the airport. Also, the antennas in the planes are way better.
@shopdog8315 жыл бұрын
You can thank George bush for limmiting our radio bandwidth
@leifvejby80235 жыл бұрын
Vyacheslav, it is just a matter of practice. A lot of practice to be honest!
@torx01495 жыл бұрын
And as a pilot, you mostly expect what to hear in the next message, so if you just understand a few important words, you would know exactly what to do and what to read back
@KosukiFire5 жыл бұрын
Lol We don't have an emergency, just engine failure.. Noooo, we don't want emergency equipment....
@garystewart23505 жыл бұрын
WTF! Does the damn engine have to fall off before he declares a emergency?!
@kisame31515 жыл бұрын
@@garystewart2350 hes actually hung up about the terminology of it i believe. A singular engine failing is in this case not considered an emergency (mayday) but rather an urgency signal (pan pan). So yeah hes just being very specific about his status.
@garystewart23505 жыл бұрын
Hung up on terminology? Casual Filth I D says all you need to know about him. If no emergency declared there is no equipment staged so what happens if second engine fails on final approach? This is not a Greyhound bus getting a flat tire. Anytime there is a situation like this you always prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
@kisame31515 жыл бұрын
@@garystewart2350 you just dont understand what this is about. its not about playing down a potentially dangerous situation its about following protocoll and using the correct terminology see wiki.flightgear.org/ATC_phraseology for details. Also in regard to your question as to what happens if a second engine fails upon approach: nothing. the pilot does not consider the situation dangerous because the plane doesnt need all 4 engines to fly. it doesnt even need two. at the point of two engines having failed however im pretty sure he would update the tower and at that point its going to be a mayday call (and therefore an emergency).
@killz4money5 жыл бұрын
And then the controller hits them with "ausgezeichnet" ("excellent" in German), lol
@NinjahPenguinZ5 жыл бұрын
Airports in a nutshell: Tower: Air China? Air China: *iNaUdibLe*
@t_k_blitz48375 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile VietJet sounds like he's sitting right next to you..
@mychemicalromancewillpierc52415 жыл бұрын
It took me a second but I could understand what she was saying
@nissenlam4 жыл бұрын
Ninja Penguin that incident made the news in Hong Kong. It almost crashed into a hill so ATC said expedite climb. But the pilot doesn’t seem to understand what expedite means.
@TheLimeGreenMan4 жыл бұрын
dangerouspeople1!!!!!!! If you listen at 3:20, you can hear ATC say “terrain ahead, terrain alert” It’s not in the subtitles for some reason.
@SwedePotato3144 жыл бұрын
@@mychemicalromancewillpierc5241 not her, the tower ATC woman. They're saying that they can never understand what the pilots flying China Air are saying.
@airsofter22474 жыл бұрын
"Eh. Na. Eh. We'll watch the show from here" Pilot's like im not missing this!!
@Bebold943 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love that!
@MasterHall1172 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t want to miss that either
@MrSkripper20015 жыл бұрын
Funniest one I ever heard I actually read in “Flying” magazine years ago. A British Airways pilot was being scolded by a ground controller at Germany’s Frankfurt airport for not knowing his way around the taxiways. The controller, losing patience with the British Airways pilot, snapped at him: “Have you never been to Frankfurt, sir?!” To which the British Airways pilot calmly replied, “Yes. Twice, actually. In 1943. But I didn’t land.” Silence on the radio. Lol!
@TerryReedMiss4 жыл бұрын
CLASSIC!!
@geisterfahreruberholer21714 жыл бұрын
Easy answer: "Oh, so you are that [insert insult] who killed unarmed civilians?"
@bobrussell36024 жыл бұрын
@@geisterfahreruberholer2171 Yes, rather like Germans did to the Jews !
@geisterfahreruberholer21714 жыл бұрын
@@bobrussell3602 is that what they tell you? That everyday Joe in his home in a city (or especially the women and children, men were at the front) killed jews? That civilians did that? Wow, your propaganda at work, you brainwashed fool
@guard130074 жыл бұрын
Geisterfahrerüberholer You're the only one who mentioned civilians. No need to get so offended over the past.
@JonesNate5 жыл бұрын
6:11 Pilot: "Eh. Nah. Eh. We'll watch the show from here." 6:17: Pilot: "...Unless you need us to exit."
@yapiolanda5 жыл бұрын
Nate Jones now that is weird :) and bit funny :) just a bit
@janetslater1295 жыл бұрын
Ditto! At least they would have a funny story to tell at the end of the day.
@FurnitureFan5 жыл бұрын
"Unless you need us to exit... Okay, get dressed, everyone, we're moving out."
@prestonang82165 жыл бұрын
747 likes
@raphaellauf77865 жыл бұрын
He wanted to exit
@raidzor54525 жыл бұрын
Just german pilots... Engines are failing but it's alright, no big deal...
@ParkerUAS5 жыл бұрын
They still had 3 good ones, more than enough!
@squabtoast68125 жыл бұрын
@@ParkerUAS But who knows if the others don't go down also! (Unless they knew why)
@ParkerUAS5 жыл бұрын
@@squabtoast6812 , technically not impossible, but unless there was a fuel issue the likelihood of multiple engine failures is remote. More than likely the crew elected to shut off the engine due to an abnormality (high EGT, high vibrations, low oil pressure, etc.) and they were confident the issue was localized to just that one engine. After all, if engine #2 develops an oil leak that doesnt mean the other 3 are going to suddenly lose oil as well. Really the only common thing is fuel and the bleed air system. From the radio calls it seems like the crew had full faith in the other engines and their aircraft. Plus, they were descending so in a power off glide or very minimal power needed situation. If they had speed and altitude on their sides, the engines were just keeping the lights on and AC blowing.
@squabtoast68125 жыл бұрын
@@ParkerUAS Yeah, I just wanted to say that you never know what can happen. And in case of go-around they would have a problem without engines;) BTW thanks for explaining^^
@ParkerUAS5 жыл бұрын
@@squabtoast6812, no worries. As they were light and had 3 engines a go around and needing to loiter wouldn't have been an issue. Another engine out would make it a different story. And of course with all 4 out, there would be a declared emergency and a clear runway for them.
My black cat spent 2 hours on the runways at YYZ years ago. At least 40 people were chasing him. Apparently he cost the airport over 200k. Priceless.
@dontspikemydrink93822 жыл бұрын
for everything else, there is mastercard
@Jasper_44442 жыл бұрын
I hope he didn't cost YOU 200k.
@shadowknows57502 жыл бұрын
@@Jasper_4444 LMAO!
@TheAceDread2 жыл бұрын
@@Jasper_4444 meh airport probably didn't care too much. 200k is a lot of money for us but pennies for them.
@FathomlessJoy Жыл бұрын
Felines taking their not give a Fks global
@QueenWolf225 жыл бұрын
Comet, black cats, engine failure and naked running man. 🤣 🤣 Just another day for tower.
@alaskancabin75064 жыл бұрын
*meteor
@TheSaltyExplorer3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to FSX Steam Edition
@pontuswendt24862 жыл бұрын
@@alaskancabin7506 *falling star or something
@fadlya.rahman41135 жыл бұрын
Tower : "Air China 428, expedite climb, repeat, expedite climb." Pilot : Flipping through dictionary
@LilGamingYes5 жыл бұрын
Pilot: Climbing to 428. Tower: ABORT ABORT
@CactiKing2005 жыл бұрын
Pilot: Turning off engines. Tower: Welp, no more egg rolls for us I guess..
@2Stepzupp5 жыл бұрын
3:09 was a pretty severe incident where a jet veered off course straight towards mountains. The Chinese ATC quickly saw it and gave urgent instructions and saved many lives. The missing words are "TERRAIN ALERT" and "TERRAIN AHEAD". "EXPEDITE CLIMB" is a universally recognised aviation term meaning "CLIMB AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN"
@tannawannavannabittannawan71385 жыл бұрын
PoliceGuy200 Well........It’s a sheltered gamer...............no surprise.
@spock79455 жыл бұрын
taat is leally lacist!
@OliverDobbs5 жыл бұрын
Southwest : *laughs* “nah. We’ll watch the show from here!”
@MyWeedgrower5 жыл бұрын
@Old Iron i'd be dying laughing if my pilot said that
@CactiKing2005 жыл бұрын
@Old Iron You said tarmac... Who the hell are you.
@CactiKing2005 жыл бұрын
@Old Iron k sorry if it sounded rude....
@CactiKing2005 жыл бұрын
The problem today is that if you want a career in aviation, its costing more to get the hours and education than when you get paid to go commercial, so I wanted to become a pilot, but in the recent years its been getting worse and worse. That's why I chose medical to aviation. But if you go to my YT channel you will see my age and how young I am compared to you Thank you for the apology to my apology, I didn't mean to come off rude in the first place.
@CactiKing2005 жыл бұрын
@Old Iron ... are we still replying to each other....
@mats74925 жыл бұрын
"we lost engines but its alright. were ok".. germans
@thenightreaper85335 жыл бұрын
Planes can actually run on 3 engines.
@Papanza2955 жыл бұрын
they are used to it from the war
@rzu14745 жыл бұрын
@@Papanza295 everything is fine as long as you have 2 wings and one engine.
@donnywhisnu79955 жыл бұрын
@@Papanza295 yeah bet that pilot had some experience with flying Bf-110s over Britain, losing some engine power does happen a lot for them I suppose.
@blackelf235 жыл бұрын
Robin809 planes can run on one...
@regan38735 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about the Lufthansa not being an emergency despite the engine failure but the controller’s reaction (especially to the non-overweight landing) is what kills me. “Not even that?!”
@Bankable27904 жыл бұрын
Regan 38 lol he was bored
@Bankable27904 жыл бұрын
Aw cmon! Not even a liiiiitle emergency??
@x0entrix4 жыл бұрын
He was wondering ... all other airline are overweight as its normal.. just we Germans keep holding up the rules
@Amysbiblereads4 жыл бұрын
I loved the sarcasm
@nothankyou.91794 жыл бұрын
What made me burst out laughing was “No you can NOT descend.” “Alright.......Sorry” “NO WORRIES!”😂
@deletesoon705 жыл бұрын
We were delayed 20 minutes leaving Havana one time, pilot eventually came on and said "Ahh, we've got goats on the runway, waiting for ground crews to herd them off" would've loved to hear the radio chatter on that one.
@kristindewitt90595 жыл бұрын
Robert Rushton A few years ago we landed in Orlando around midnight. As we exited the runway the pilot suddenly slammed on the brakes and announced “Yeah, we’ve got a 10 foot gator in the way so we’ll need to hang here for a bit”. Lol. After a few minutes the gator just waddled away. The crew laughed and said they were Florida based and had never had that happen before. Awesome story for my kids lol
@nullhazard7569 Жыл бұрын
Lot of jokes involving the word "Baa".
@Pfromm0075 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Airforceproud95 was merely exaggerating. This sounds like something straight out of his videos!
@codename11765 жыл бұрын
Lord Fluffykinz it really does
@ContemporaryCompendium5 жыл бұрын
Right? This is nuts 😂
@ChibiSugar5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one thinking that hahah
@doggydoc4uinnc5 жыл бұрын
Lord Fluffykinz total Airpound69 shit! I was completely waiting for a "boss man" in there!
@freddielo43305 жыл бұрын
BruteForce69
@raspberrypie17065 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ it's like FSX. "So your engine failed but you're not in an emergency" "Yes"
@Shin_975 жыл бұрын
Getting Airforceproud95 vibes
@yippdogg92505 жыл бұрын
@@Shin_97 Was going to say the same, I had to check myself to make sure it wasn't a simulation lmao
@YTshortsIsTerrible5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Steam Edition
@nathancegorach97385 жыл бұрын
LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE
@papasmurfette0075 жыл бұрын
Illuminati confirmed...
@jimmydaamen5 жыл бұрын
7:57 "You sound like a toilet. Say again?"
@Eryan7245 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhahahahahaha
@m.h.97555 жыл бұрын
Autotune was on! :-D
@quillmaurer65635 жыл бұрын
I think he said "Get out of the toilet." As if it sounded so echoy because the pilot talking was in the lavatory instead of the cockpit, talking on a handheld radio or something.
@beverlyh14365 жыл бұрын
Omg I missed that one 🤣
@patrickbrabenec59305 жыл бұрын
@@beverlyh1436 KOHLER 🤣
@alangale56665 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a Lufthansa captain who had just been told to loop around a British Airways aircraft at Heathrow and take off ahead of it. The BA captain was rather miffed and asked the tower why the Germans had been allowed to go first, the German captain popped up with, " We left a towel on the runway!" Much merriment all round for everyone listening in. I was a coach driver working airside so we had our radios constantly tuned in for instructions.
@TheByard5 жыл бұрын
Egypt Air take off time was about 20 mins before British Airways on the Heathrow to Cairo route. I was flying BA and sat beside was an Egyptian, as BA pushed back EA taxied past. Later out on the taxi way we overtook the EA plane and the Egyptian asked why that would happen, I replied that the EA pilot did know know the way and was going to follow BA to Cairo. Man that did not go well and I wondered if I would be arrested at Cairo. But luckily I wasn't
@phoonjzc5 жыл бұрын
Dont get towel joke
@davidmeiklejohn98005 жыл бұрын
phoonjzc Germans known for getting to the beach or pool at holiday resorts extra early and putting their towels down on best beds to claim them for the day.
@MrBizteck4 жыл бұрын
Years ago in Paris CDG we heard an Eazyjet complain a Lufthansa was taxing too fast... the controller was confused ( easily done in Paris they're a bit crap tbh) and stuttered on the comms. .... the Lufthansa pilot came on and ' YA YA No problem I went to school with Schumacher.' ( At the time Michael Schumacher was the most famous F1 driver in the world. )
@2586dude4 жыл бұрын
@@davidmeiklejohn9800 thank you
@douglasreeves99385 жыл бұрын
When I was taking flying lessons, we had to do a night approach and landing at a tower controlled airport. We flew into Logan for a touch and go and were told to land on runway 4R. As we were getting ready to touch down, we heard, on the radio, "Logan approach, United 727, we have a little guy taking his sweet time on 4R, please advise." Logan ATC responded, "Roger United 727, take 4L." We also had to do a landing and taxi so we went to T.F. Greene. As we are sitting on the taxi way between two 707's we hear on the radio "TWA 492, careful ramping up your engines, you have a little guy behind you." The pilot chuckled and said "Roger, we won't blow him off of the pavement."
@itsgabbieagain3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bmell12523 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that!👍 Good story!😁
@deeanna84485 жыл бұрын
Are embedded cats a frequent problem on runways?😂
@user-re4hc7yf2m5 жыл бұрын
cats? no. But I know I've embedded at least a few rodents in my time as a pilot
@janewright3155 жыл бұрын
@@user-re4hc7yf2m 😥
@lknanml5 жыл бұрын
That's a new one and we have a lot of cats at our base. They are pretty good at staying away from really loud things that fly. Rabbits and the Hawks hunting them are another story.
@rcdogmanduh44405 жыл бұрын
Only for the cat!
@bluef1sh9265 жыл бұрын
A cat starts to be a problem if it's embedded not in the runway but in the turbine of your jet engine. Make sure you embed the cat in the runway before it embeds itself in your turbine.
@sebimoe4 жыл бұрын
"not emergency", "we don't need the equipment" - probably thinks "what are those americans are trying to charge us for?"
@djtjpain4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Grygiel don’t know airlines that well but that sounds like the US 😂
@xjcrossx4 жыл бұрын
Lol. That was funny. Costs like 600 for an ambulance ride. Imagine the invoice for 10 vehicles, probably upcharge for foam also.
@LadyLithias4 жыл бұрын
@@xjcrossx 600? I was charged $57,000 Okay, so it was an air ambulance, but still.
@floggyWM14 жыл бұрын
everytime there is an emergency at an airport and the police/fire trucks have to come out, the airline gets charged for it.
@racketman2u3 жыл бұрын
"can we interest you in our no-blame damage insurance?"
@WinterDutchie5 жыл бұрын
ATC: anyone else see that? Pilot: yeah Pilot 2: yeah, what was it? ATC: some sort of comet Pilot: Comet? Pilot 2: Comet? ATC: Comet Pilot: oh ATC: shooting star or something... Pilot 2: Meteor*
@jessenelson47475 жыл бұрын
GhostBoyGaming - Almost sounds like a commercial or something.
@louisnap26105 жыл бұрын
Think the guy who says meteor is a third pilot 😂
@water95845 жыл бұрын
Actually it was 3 or 4 pilots.
@nickburak75185 жыл бұрын
ATC: 3 or 4 pilots? Who saw a meteor? Pilot 4: No I didn't... Tomorrow. ATC: Tomorrow? Pilot 3: Yes? ATC: Who is this again? Pilot 3: Tomorrow. ATC: Tomorrow? Pilots: Yes. ATC: What time? Pilot 3: What time what? ATC: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who saw the meteor? Pilot 3: He didn't see it, I did. ATC: Who? Pilot 4: Yes sir?
@ИльяВитцев5 жыл бұрын
i was expecting a pilot to sing shooting stars
@psych30094 жыл бұрын
Pilot: "I land now?" Tower: "no" Pilot: "okay I land now" Tower: "no do not land" Pilot: "i land anyway"
@lohphat2 жыл бұрын
Oh, herro!
@irisfields16592 жыл бұрын
No u do not land dummy
@DatGottaHurt Жыл бұрын
"I need more lemon pledge" 😂
@Khookies-lp2lu4 жыл бұрын
The tower dude on the lufthansa thing sounds like he is having a mental breakdown about the Lufthansa and doing it while smiling
@play0055175 жыл бұрын
The Air China 428 tower actually said "terrain ahead terrain alert, expedite climb" its not funny or weird, its terrifying. The plane was going to crash into mountain if not climb quickly enough.
@Tattletale-Delta5 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@JumpzVidz5 жыл бұрын
@@Tattletale-Delta sicko
@shaggerchuck20605 жыл бұрын
@@JumpzVidz mode
@nelsonyang12165 жыл бұрын
It was actually big news in Hong Kong, they had terrain right in front of them, they turned too early
@manoman05 жыл бұрын
@@nelsonyang1216 Wow, do you have any news headlines about this case? Sounds interesting.
@vadokunvot5 жыл бұрын
And Lufthansa 401 landed casualy with 3 engines, exactly on time, as usual. No no we just lost an engine, no problem haha, thats why Lufthansa is the worlds best airline
@sciencebeartimberwoods76105 жыл бұрын
Nah, just engine failure. Just a flesh wound. It's Lufthansa, for god's sake!
@llo78165 жыл бұрын
You aint flying a military plane, you have ~400 passengers on board. If you screw up by NOT declaring and emergency and you catch fire how's that going to look on your tombstone?
@x72185 жыл бұрын
@@llo7816 Well, I mean they were obviously okay. I doubt a pilot would want to risk his life just to look cool and not declare an emergency. They landed fine anyways.
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial5 жыл бұрын
JitteryHatman a Boeing 747 is designed to fly with three engines.
@llo78165 жыл бұрын
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Yeah I was on the 1st B747 sold that flew it's last flight from UK to JFK and lost an engine we arrived late but OK, but they retired it vs fixing it as Pan Am was going defunct the next month.
@jameshau74085 жыл бұрын
I’m an aircraft mechanic and I heard a convo with with a south west pilot and tower while taxing to a gate and it went like this Pilot: roger ground what’s that building to the south east? Tower: uh that’s gonna be a amazon building Pilot: oh ok thank you (whispers in the mic “their everywhere”) Tower: laughing yea they are Pilot: are they by chance delivering the materials by drone? Tower: god I hope not Pilot: ya but it would be cool if they did, it would be skeet with prizes Me and the other guy where dying
@aircastles10135 жыл бұрын
Excellent story!!
@koitorob5 жыл бұрын
I bet the pilot ACTUALLY whispered, "THEY'RE everywhere."
@themagicslinky17735 жыл бұрын
Took too long for me to realize it was an amazon delivery building and not a building from the amazon natives in south america
@thomasdaily43634 жыл бұрын
@@themagicslinky1773 I was even worse. I thought he was using building as a verb, not a noun, as in a weather pattern that was building.
@themagicslinky17734 жыл бұрын
@@thomasdaily4363 I just choked on my pop tart imagining that
@mitchelloconnell86204 жыл бұрын
"oh a black cat?" I hope the rest of your day goes well 🙄
@livinglifeleona3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she wasn’t sure if he was asking for comfort or something so she offered some anyway 😂 otherwise she was like “uhhh why does the cat matter??”
@empe8113 жыл бұрын
As the Black cat is the prophet of a bad luck...
@Paveway-chan2 жыл бұрын
That german airliner is the best thing I've ever heard 🤣 he's got a busted engine but nah, he's got this, no need for concern, and he apologizes timidly for mistakenly thinking he could descend 😆
@Kromaatikse2 жыл бұрын
Well, a 747 can fly pretty well on 3 engines, and can still land safely with 2. Losing one engine while *not* overweight for landing isn't an emergency condition.
@redrum1955 жыл бұрын
At 1:41 someone chimes in with "Ausgezeichnet" ("Excellent")
@ShadowRaptor425 жыл бұрын
I know
@andrewniesen25665 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowRaptor42 genau
@weltonvillegal62585 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I thought I heard that too!
@superswede805 жыл бұрын
Genau!!
@Johnny2Gats5 жыл бұрын
I caught that too 😂
@m.fredemption4984 жыл бұрын
Pilot: we are not in an emergency ATC: Speed at your discretion Also pilot: we have an engine failure ATC: So you have an engine but no emergency? Pilot: *correct*
@saminam2228 Жыл бұрын
I would think An engine failure would be considered an emergency
@Originaluncleagent5 жыл бұрын
Long ago, when they invented dirt, and I was a young Aviator, there was a Controller at MIA Center (120.0) whom we called "Happy," as a nickname. He was one of the most Professional, Competent, but FUNNY Controllers I ever had the pleasure of listening to. My hat (which I don't wear, but would cover a FULL head of hair to this day), is off to ALL CONTROLLERS, CLEARANCE DEL., GROUND, LOCAL, APPCON/DEPCON, CENTER. You fellers and gals are the GREATEST. You keep metal from fusing in flight, and are the most WONDERFUL Folk on the Planet. G'Day!
@zeinaaaaaa74685 жыл бұрын
The voice of the atc talking to the Engine failure pilot is too hilarious he sounded so confused
@elestromusicgamesfun11015 жыл бұрын
4:36 - "The passenger is uh, mostly naked, running across the runway" - Hahah! xD
@LennoxMatt15 жыл бұрын
TWR: Not an emergency? But I already hit the big red button...c'mon please declare an emergency.
@worldaviation4k5 жыл бұрын
hehe
@dtiydr5 жыл бұрын
3:09 For those who wonder that plane was about to smack right into a mountain since they kinda forgot there was a mountin there. Fortunately tower saw this and told them to climb asap. But the pilot was dam slow so it took a really long time before he did.
@AstupidCritter2 жыл бұрын
Good thing it didn't crash, and the pilots were able to do that last minute
@naim44835 жыл бұрын
You have an engine failure and you're not in an emergency? Okie dokie
@bjoern_niklas5 жыл бұрын
If one of four engines fail, no not necessarily.
@MrLordwrecker5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy Steve
@naim44835 жыл бұрын
@@bjoern_niklas i assume it's normal on four engine aircraft, yes?
@brianlatham10135 жыл бұрын
Lmao Lmfao )
@93hothead5 жыл бұрын
Nope its not
@Brutarii4 жыл бұрын
>"is the cat embedded in the runway?" Good god lmao
@AtheistReligionIsCancer3 жыл бұрын
I think it is because at the speed they're landing with even the tiniest oif thing in the way can crack the landing wheel. Try looking up diameter of landing wheel and average incoming flight speed and it is easy to make the calculations how many rotations it does per minute.
@Bebold943 жыл бұрын
And that was hilarious!
@evanveres74834 жыл бұрын
Pilot: A comet Tower: Comet Pilot: Comet Pilot: Oh Tower: Shooting Star Other pilot: MeTeOr
@bogwife794211 ай бұрын
you gotta wonder how many combined hours of sleep they had
@Mat-hr1dg4 жыл бұрын
"He's not imbedded in the runway is he?" classic
@Bebold943 жыл бұрын
That certainly gave me the laugh I needed today!
@intiotto36164 жыл бұрын
I love how I thought of the airspace as being fully professional and then I just hear people say comet like 5 times
@uditabhattacharya28242 жыл бұрын
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 what is guard? Is it ramp control
@Magno_Money2 жыл бұрын
@@uditabhattacharya2824 VHF 121.5 MHz, it’s the emergency frequency but pilots often literally meow (it’s a running joke) and argue through it.
@o2benaz2 жыл бұрын
One of Kennedy Steve’s clips was a pilot reporting beanbag chair in 33L. After asking if there was “…a six-pack and a lava lamp too” he said he’d send a ground vehicle out to party with it.
@nwvfd222 жыл бұрын
The increasing feedback on the transmission met with a casual 'Get out of the toilet' has me in stitches right now.
@susanna64624 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo. The lady nicely phrasing whether the cat was dead. ‘He’s not imbedded in the runway is he?’
@luschmiedt10715 жыл бұрын
It's Standard Boeing procedure not to declare an emergency with only one engine out on a B747 that has Nothing to do with Lufthansa or a "Stupid" Pilot.
@cley1235 жыл бұрын
To be honest a 747 without a heavy fuel load landing is not a real emergency with an engine out.
@lauraz28965 жыл бұрын
We had an engine go out on a TKO-SFO flight. The pilot assured us that there was no problem but we will need to land in HNL. And then the pilot sat in business class smoking row to have a cigarette 🚬
@endjfcar5 жыл бұрын
@The RightStuff No it actually is. The pilot landed the plane with 3 engines exactly on time.
@lewiscurrie49795 жыл бұрын
The RightStuff only reason the plane has four engines is to get it off the ground. Their not going to attempt a T/O with an engine out but once they are in the air it’s not too big of a deal. Four engines is to accelerate the plane fast enough so it has enough lift to get off the ground. Once it’s in the air they don’t need full power to fly. They could stay in the air with two engines but they would be pushing it a bit plus they would have a problem because it would mean something was wrong with the aircraft if it lost two engines. On a aircraft with two engines it’s a bit more of a problem because it means if something happens to the other engine they’ve just been demoted from a plane to a super heavy class glider.
@antisoda4 жыл бұрын
…and the resulting paperwork involved is probably a bit easier. :)
@freelanceopportunist5595 жыл бұрын
*Cat one approach*
@worldaviation4k5 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@joeyjamison57725 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@HartmutWSager5 жыл бұрын
There's a difference between a Cat one approach and a one cat approach. :)
@LucidDream5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not sure where he is in relationship to the aircraft." He's behind you! AHHHH
@mumble35354 жыл бұрын
"we've traced the call, it's coming from inside the plane"
@ChristinaMaterna2 жыл бұрын
I love the automatic exchange followed up by a *wtf* second take P: "He's on the wing, preparing to jump" Tower: "Ok" *second take* "could you repeat that?!"
@ChristinaMaterna2 жыл бұрын
And the southwest pilot enjoying the show on the runway 🤣
@Rhapbus15 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that interaction between the Jolly ATC guy and the Lufthansa pilot made me crack up
@raidzor54525 жыл бұрын
"Hans! Engine failure!" "Engine what?" "Argh, nothing, just give me that beer!"
@einnormalergooglenutzer38434 жыл бұрын
...really your going like that?
@ricer72144 жыл бұрын
“Comet” “Comet?” “Comet” “Meteor”
@guy23164 жыл бұрын
Pilot: *tells there whole life story Atc: Ok thank you
@Link-Drako5 жыл бұрын
Becoming an adult means realizing that the heroes known as Pilots, Traffic Controllers, Fireman, Police are actually regular people. Its heartbreaking as a child.
@nottelling81295 жыл бұрын
German pilot is just way too chill XD
@maxwiley36385 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, engines failed but it s not an emergency” “Ok we have emergency vehicles on standby” “We don’t need them actually”
@Pendragon6675 жыл бұрын
Pilot: "A black cat went past us, and then another ..." *Matrix intensifies*
@DrGraypFroot4 жыл бұрын
7:57 "get out of the toilet" "Say again?"
@ryleybailey86123 жыл бұрын
When I tell you I laughed until my lungs were no longer in my body, I meant it 😂😂😂
@syriuszb86113 жыл бұрын
"He's (cat) not... imbedded in the runway is he?" what a way to say "did you run him over?" :D
@Zulfburht5 жыл бұрын
That German pilot wasn’t even phased by the loss of an engine, a true pilot that deserves some golden wings
@BlendedBeautyXO2 жыл бұрын
You can thankfully fly the plane with one operating engine lol
@flashbaggins427 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the dreaded 3 engine approach
@wbfaulk Жыл бұрын
* fazed, unless the engine's failure turned it into a ray gun
@gracecalis54215 жыл бұрын
"Comet" "Comet?" "Comet?" "Comet" "Oh" 10/10
@nono-fb8tr3 жыл бұрын
Meteor
@jazzymoni77502 жыл бұрын
I was not ready for the naked running man. I needed that laugh. If I had been at the tower that day, planes would have crashed because the visual inside my head of it all would have had me lose my composure 😩😂😭
@tiger32493 жыл бұрын
"No no no, no emergency...engine failure & the wings have fallen off but no emergency" 👍
@stili7743 жыл бұрын
🪂 No emergency
@ellybean58683 жыл бұрын
My brother had the same kind of job as an ATC but for ships at Long Beach. He said a lot of captains of ships could have an attitude. I don't know if anyone remembers the "church lady" on SNL, Mike would say over the radio " well isn't that special'" and the captain radio back "did you say this was the church lady,? " Lol
@rkan26 жыл бұрын
Lol, the Lufthansa crew really had their Airport's SOP wanting to declare anything with an engine failure as an emergency! :D
@lars79355 жыл бұрын
The crew was probably like: WTF are they doing? are they even listening?
@rkan25 жыл бұрын
Lars Hei Gotten too used to twinjets!
@virginiejorion49065 жыл бұрын
I agree, they were so excited to declare an emergency and when the pilot said "no, we're fine", they got all disappointed !!
@austinrebello5 жыл бұрын
No one got excited, the tower assumed an engine failure meant an emergency since in almost all cases if one of your engines doesn’t work its best to get in as fast as possible before something else goes wrong.
@ajj48625 жыл бұрын
What a funny video! I was plane spotting at Mccarran International Airport, and turned into the ATC and a Pilot had to abort takeoff, and all I heard over the radio was “Uhm... there’s a balloon on the runway, and we can’t takeoff unless it moves.” Sometimes it’s so funny haha!
@mfbfreak5 жыл бұрын
But MOOOOM I CAN LAND JUST FINE ON THREE ENGINES! JEEZ, LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M 16 ALREADY!
@DoggoWillink5 жыл бұрын
Sarcastically: “Comet?” waits... “Meteor” (turns off radio for a minute).
@SnowlyLika5 жыл бұрын
1:32 the tower is like freaking out and laughing at the same time. ‘Oh! Not an emergency ok just eh... an engine failure but you’re not an emergency, are you overweight? They wanna know! -not at all, not even that’ Those Germans are very calm with their situation 🤣
@vk3hau5 жыл бұрын
7:55 “get out of the toilet!” Lol then 8:20 “ you sound like your in a spacesuit or something “
@uruiamnot5 жыл бұрын
The correct response... "Kohler" at 8:14 ... did you miss that?
@m.j.14704 жыл бұрын
"I like to wear it." 🤣🤣
@jbw99995 жыл бұрын
I just hope the cat is OK!
@guilhermesartorato935 жыл бұрын
That was truly hilarious, but remembers me a not so funny happening. Once me and my wife got a flight in Brazil with a female Snowshoe cat we had, but before embarking the Federal Police agent demanded me to took Milady from her cage due to X-ray machine malfunction so he would perform a detailed inspection inside it. Man, Milady panicked in my lap, made scratches on my arm, my belly and a tiny hole on my shirt before the agent returning the cage and freeing us to put her back into it and embark the plane, and I panicked by envisioning her running away through the airport.
@TruthWillFreeYou5 жыл бұрын
Bad news. The cat ended up embedded in the runway.
@Pablovru5 жыл бұрын
Cat + Turbine = 🙁
@isaaccool31835 жыл бұрын
Sad part is airport authority probly shot the cat. As is standered operating procedure at larger airports
@SomeRandomGuy7895 жыл бұрын
#CatLivesMatter
@azlansharom70114 жыл бұрын
“We’ll watch the show from here” 🤣
@everydayebony3 жыл бұрын
6:54 someone’s in a mood, the pilot already apologised and said he was already on the ramp that’s why he couldn’t make contact
@konquer2474 жыл бұрын
@6:09 "We have the best seat in the house, We'll watch the show from here, thanx"
@ecclestonsangel5 жыл бұрын
That was DEFINITELY Kennedy Steve talking to that Lufthansa pilot. One of the rare times he was working tower instead of ground. I know that voice well, and miss it!
@kooliokatz25405 жыл бұрын
"Is the cat embedded in the runway?" Embedded.
@TheByard5 жыл бұрын
If it's on the centre line, can be used as a Cats Eye.
@carbon12554 жыл бұрын
@@TheByard a "black cat" could genuinely mean a broken catseye.
@sharondunn75314 жыл бұрын
Sounds gross, but you don't want a wheel hitting an embedded cat especially on touch down
@donnafromnyc3 жыл бұрын
Want to avoid cat pureed by engine
@joe-d27954 жыл бұрын
“Not an emergency.” “Oh not an emergency?” “Nope!” *a bit later* “The emergency equipment is standing by” “We don’t need it lmao”
@jesterd145 жыл бұрын
I was a fueler at KBUF, I used to have a scanner with earphones to monitor the tower so I knew when my aircraft were coming in. One evening an AA was on final and I heard the pilot say "Tower, going around, there is a dog running down the runway, we weren't sure but we saw his reflective collar..." Then I heard, "AA go around for the dog on the runway, climb to ... File missed KBUF due to dog, wow, that's a new one."
@epicgamer75855 жыл бұрын
Tower: Engine failure? Pilot: Yes, but we're not in emergency.
@og71895 жыл бұрын
"...get out of the toilet..." was just about to find another video and i heard that, so glad i did
@worldaviation4k5 жыл бұрын
Please explain :)
@LiamTheSergal5 жыл бұрын
I think he/she meant the video was boring until that part appeared and he/she stayed.
@sweetpjeb235 жыл бұрын
@@LiamTheSergal I think they meant that since it was at the end of the video they assumed the video was over but they're glad they stayed long enough to hear that.
@brunobautista63164 жыл бұрын
I think that actually this person was im the toilet at the time he/she saw the video
@VetteguyC65 жыл бұрын
Was aircrew on a Navy P-3, 4 engine turboprop flying from Alaska to Moffett Field near San Jose. We caught a 140 mph jet stream blowing almost from directly behind us. When we approach Oakland Air control we were doing over 500 knots. Top airspeed is listed as 411 knots for the aircraft. When air control asked pilot to repeat type of aircraft and speed the pilot told him and the air controller said you have to be F@@king kidding me.
@graveborne99835 жыл бұрын
"We have an engine failure, but no emergency.. its ok" .... Germans...
@sauercrowder4 жыл бұрын
It isn't. They have four and the plane can fly on two.
@PhuongThaoLe-kq5yq4 жыл бұрын
Tower: Did you want to get exit the runway? Pilot: Er nah eh we''ll watch the show from here
@xjcrossx5 жыл бұрын
0:51 the (inaudible) is "soup." "We're in the soup." which means they are in the clouds.
@worldaviation4k6 жыл бұрын
Thanks to who translated title for me, now i have found that section and added it for spanish speaking countries. Please Like and Share, it means a heck of a lot and we can then afford to get more airports filmed
@Asama74 жыл бұрын
The emergency pilot is like the dog sitting in the room while it's in fire and saying this fine meme
@TairnKA5 жыл бұрын
For some time I enjoyed the ATC communications at Kennedy airport by a ground controller known as Kennedy Steve (now retired). ;-)
@imrekalman90445 жыл бұрын
T'airn'KA at November give way to the Top 1% from the right, continue Papa, Tower is the tall building at the middle of the airport at 123 point niner, CYA!
@TairnKA5 жыл бұрын
I believe I'm stopped at the "N" taxiway waiting for a privet jet (1%) to pass in front of me (right to left), then I proceed to the "P" taxiway and switch to frequency 123.9 for takeoff instructions from tower control. If I've miss understood (likely) I may have been hit by a Speed-bird (my edit)? ;-)
@annek12265 жыл бұрын
As have we all!
@mossadon5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy Steve, The Legend.
@burningisis5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy Steve is a legend. He'll be remembered for a long time. I just hope he enjoys his retirement and that noone just says ground to him, because I'm sure he'd just reflexively say "yes plane!"
@gregorysolo39923 жыл бұрын
Tower: so you're not an emergency? German Ace: nah, just some bullet holes here and there
@nighthawk45023 жыл бұрын
A few years ago, I heard an EC-130 calling ATC, where they said “approach, [callsign] we’re requesting an emergency due to an engine fire.” It was great because that same exact EC-130 had the same issue 2 nights prior.
@lauradehaan36904 жыл бұрын
Listening to these make me think what a miracle it is we don't have hundreds of crashes every day my goodness lol