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[@Sanetless]

I love how with Emkay videos I can't tell if they're from 3 years ago or, APPARENTLY, LITERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!

[@ChaoticDish]

EXACTLY

[@TorTureMan]

A meme about wearing masks is usually a dead giveaway.

[@II_Faither]

The ___ ___ Ago has left the chat

[@EclipsetheNightwing]

EXACTLY

[@NK-le5hs]

Same and months too

[@UnreliableArsonist]

6:55 this made me laugh so hard, idk why but Jack just yelling “GREAT SLAB AMERICAN CREAMERY” is worth a couple of rewatches.

[@thaumoking9947]

7:22 Fun fact: For once, its not the fault of the English language that Don Quijote is written with an "x" on English Basically, at the time the "x" was pronounced like a "j" in Spanish, but as the language developed the newer versions of the book reflected this by changing the x for the j (because Spanish isnt like English where if you see a new word you suffer). It seems like it stayed with the old spelling on other countries tho, but it is, in fact, pronounced "Don Quijote"

[@chickenbaconranchmacandcheese]

But how do you pronounce Don Quijote

[@AlisheaDurham]

key hoe tay@@chickenbaconranchmacandcheese

[@BringMayFlowers]

I'm pretty sure x still makes that sound, like in Oaxaca...

[@thaumoking9947]

@@BringMayFlowers Not in spain, maybe in other spanish speaking countries

[@BinglesP]

23:06 The voice filter makes it sound almost exactly like the vocals I'd hear from a song that'd be playing on the car radio, that I would other wise never had listened to in my entire life. Quite nostalgic.

[@k1llm0ss]

Jack moaning at a motivational poster was not on my bingo card-

[@DefinetlyAHuman]

Hey, just wanted to say how much i love these videos. Im doing pretty bad right now, and looking forward to watching them consistently helps me

[@PlayersUnitedArt]

I hope you feel better soon! Comedy can be such a comfort when you’re at a low. I’ve been there before. My best advice is to just laugh as much as you can! It’s the small things! You’re important! Have as good of a day as you can! Im sure you’re doing great!

[@EmKay]

You got this!

[@solstice914]

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

[@teekosaurusrex]

I’M SORRY, _nutella and tomato sauce???_ Jack. Bro. Buddy. _what in the actual kentucky fried fuck_

[@BringMayFlowers]

Ooh, you aren't familiar with the nut sauce sandwich yet? This'll be fun.

[@silly.transmasc]

love the emkay TBH creature fanart tho, absolutely amazing

[@onyxjae]

I love your pfp!!!!! what xenogenders do you use?

[@j45p34]

​@@onyxjaeI love your pfp!!!!! what emugenders do you use?

[@Jivvi]

Who's enkay?

[@onyxjae]

@thestringless3675 I wasn't trying to be clever with my reply, their pfp is literally the xenogender flag? I was just asking what ones they use as I also use xenogenders

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

​@@JivviEnkay (Ohn•ke) _n_ I honestly don't know, I have no weird joke for this and now I'm sad.

[@some_dude_in_the_internet]

it's hilarious how the entire meaning changes when you put two words below two words according to this subreddit

[@bubba98]

I know like it’s not that hard to understand it but redditers and their precious karma

[@rustedcheese8041]

I just realised the subreddit title is a Walking Dead reference. Needless to say, I'm the genius here.

[@skybladebloodheart4247]

if i ever owned a restaurant ide want a sign that says 'our food doesn't poison you'

[@Chalkadoo]

"Man I hate the English language." Well Robin do I have some wonderful news for you! You see that is, in fact, Spanish! :D

[@overdrivedrinker8284]

My favorite has to be "Never come back, give up Robert!"

[@Darkprosper]

You could have told me that "Cenn Laig" was an Irish famous person and I would have believed you, honestly. Which makes the sign so much funnier. Who is Cenn Laig, that their presence would prevent women from going to the restroom ? There's a story to be told.

[@NavyNorthStar18]

It’s actually Uranus fudge factory sideshow museum. They actually have some pretty good fudge. But their slogan kills me every time. It’s “the best fudge is made in Uranus”

[@mitspeithetc]

I still don't understand the idea of making the gimmick of using bathroom humour for a food factory

[@SirAsdf]

1:08 Also "Bonus Daughter" is such a fun and whimsical way to say "mistake"

[@fvnkyfvnk3r.]

ive heard bonus daughter/son/child used as an alternate term for step daughter/son/child /info

[@moramorandobianchi7093]

I mean it says the person didn’t give her life, so I’ll assume it’s definitely a choice (like adopted, step daughter)

[@Rxhsoz]

emkay just makes everything hilarious

[@flawedmind]

21:44 I’ve loved that movie since I was a kid. The design is supposed to be very 1960s because Dennis Hopper played a hippie prisoner who had been a fugitive from justice.

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

I LOVE the way you drove with your feet thru this and the quick ad libs.

[@taicollins2303]

I manifested a relaxing day, and Emkay comes out with an hour long video ....

[@EmKay]

Hope you enjoyed it!

[@taicollins2303]

@@EmKay always 💖💖 I love the work 👑👑👑 Thanks for the response!!! 😊😊😊😊

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

7:17 Funny cause Don Quixote (slightly changed there) is a Spanish name, likely based on the book character and said book's title. I don't know Spanish myself, but I've heard it pronounced, also by another English speaker, as "key-hoe-tay." If anyone in the crowd knows Spanish more than I do, feel free to give your take on the information.

[@j45p34]

@@osheridan sorry I'll delete it

[@JG-vh1xc]

10:14 okay but this is precious

[@DropShotPat]

Nutella and tomato sauce!!! Found my gag reflex thanks

[@osheridan]

_🚩 Folks, please remember to report bots and do _*_NOT_*_ reply to them, as this rewards their algorithms_

[@therockisland]

I think the funniest part about the Uranus Fudge factory one, is that Between St. Louis and Where this location is in St. Robert, Missouri, there are literally billboards along Interstate 44 that say things like "GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS!"

[@MitchBurns]

I love how the narrator just changed halfway through the video without any warning. It gives similar vibes to the signs.

[@conspicuouspigeons]

This r/i Honestly had Feels a Like stroke

[@destroything]

this ar slash i honestly had feels a like stroke

[@tsundae_9906]

"Screw Tea! We threw that shit in the water!" Me, Tea:

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

50:54 So... should the road paint that goes like "CLEAR KEEP" also be put on the subreddit?

[@lordundependable5008]

people think text verticality is unique. they need to stop thinking it’s unique because… well… it might have been “unique” for a reason

[@PastelScoops]

2:57 omg, I saw that recently on the way from Arkansas to Indiana! 😂

[@charli5052]

Thanks for helping me get through math class

[@hollyaura2499]

2:47 in the forest I go, I lose my mind, and find my soul.

[@chelsss12112]

10:00 did you just say you eat Nutella sandwiches WITH TOMATO SAUCE, AND CUCUMBERS?! Absolutely foul.

[@henryphoenix852]

the yippee at the start 😭

[@lilipines]

Saw the title on the “marketplace” one I was like “something about a parakeet-?” BUT NOPE

[@retnoartanti1976]

2:48 It is In the forest i go, i lose my mind, and find my soul.

[@wizzrimp]

7:12 I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT HELP

[@wizzrimp]

ok now i chocked on my own |thing we use to be able to taste food| because this is so goddamn funny

[@noahpatterson5430]

I never knew reading Three Dog Night could be so confusing. Please tell me the band did not actually make that.

[@Longingtobesomeone]

It's actually Three Dog Night? I've been trying to decipher it for five minutes and can't make heads or tails of it.

[@noahpatterson5430]

@@Longingtobesomeone Yep, Three Dog Night is a real band from the 1970's. I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this, but I also didn't expect it of them lol. Try looking them up; they have some decent songs.

[@Longingtobesomeone]

@@noahpatterson5430 Looked them up and decent music, but nothing really grabbed me. Wouldn't mind hearing them, but wouldn't buy tickets for them, you know?

[@xxalphashadowwolfxx]

the thumbnail isnt a dontdeadopeninside post its a hostage situation

[@Boomin._]

New emkay video, WooHoo!

[@God.-.._.]

Just realized I practice voodoo magic

[@BinTechLLC]

27:40 Hey, that's how I got here. lol. I am just MUCH deeper than a few more at this point. lol

[@mrozzy8582]

59:00 it says Montecatini Terme Contemporary Art, it's in Italy.

[@lesbeanontoast]

1hour of jack and a bit of robin? Don't mind if i doooo

[@nyaive]

i keep coming to emkay vids early whatt

[@tenza7545]

Well then there was a sign in this I actually see at least once a year. The laurel highlands hiking trail one.

[@weirdcore_blob]

2:22 MAKE 👹A 💃TAKE🔥A🗣️MEMORY😏SELFIE😱 never heard truer words

[@Sandinmyeyes_]

Still love this channel 🎉🎉🎉

[@Zipesthemanokit]

dw jack ur my favorite lol, also i find it funny that the only people i know to read and talk gibberish fluently are Australians this is coming from an Australian

[@dragon_nova_luna]

idk I think the first ones are pretty readable as intended, until the text made of bottle caps, I don't even know what it wanted to read as 😅

[@Jivvi]

59:14 Montecatini Terme contemporary art. Montecatini Terme is a town in Italy.

[@brandyholder3755]

Instead of a cucumber, try Nutella on a pickle.

[@stevensilvainus6084]

19:12 is in Ottawa.

[@joshuabergman3292]

What if, and hear me out, the title was "The of Top"

[@elmo506]

Don’t Safety Bully Only

[@Al1a_R0s3]

These are the sign/poster/whatever equivalents of r/ihadastroke

[@flexiblenerd]

I don't think I can watch this whole vid. I'm dying. ETA I DUN IT.

[@C4s3yJon3s]

Don't DEA dope n'inside

[@alice_weirddom]

6:58 jesus

[@cosmic_candy_art]

sometimes I go mind soul too

[@PikalaxALT]

You could reduce this channel to just Jack and not lose any subscribers.

[@MJ_2Day]

30:16 I-.. *w h a t*

[@necromiii]

23:19 had to double take bc i thought i heard satori as in satori komeiji for god knows what reason

[@iloveedovee]

WHY MUST I GET THE NOTIFICATION 7 MINUTES LATE

[@MythicalCrayon]

So when i see these i always read them the 'correct' way and wonder how ppl could read them wrong... well some of them LOL but.... i think thats just how my brain operates cause yeah... i can see how ppl would read it wrong... we read left to right... why cant they make it the 'correct' way and not confuse the brain? lol

[@Ex0tic977]

7:26 ISTG JACK ITS JAPANESE FYM "I hate english" ITS A SHOP IN JAPAN

[@June_The_Goon]

uranus factory,

[@8829patrickcox8829]

1:21 why are people missing this up? there is a giant "&" in-between the 2 parts

[@qtcquestionbloc4440]

Spamton g spamton be like; 5:15

[@Gibletboy-j5b]

Bet, Ï love it when we get 1 hour of emkay

[@voidbite]

"Ï" I genuinely want to know if this was a mistake or on purpose.

[@Gibletboy-j5b]

@@voidbite it was both

[@simplyweird8706]

Man I love subbed, btw I emkay

[@kudniry2878]

52:43 why dose one of them just say assassin

[@cloudedflowers0]

I wanted to read comments but there are so many bots

[@streetystuff]

jolly

[@angrynoodletwentyfive6463]

0:38 I love people who brag about the fact that they are being taken advantage of like that is some sort of flex. Do you want a special trophy for being brainwashed by corporations into putting extra effort into your job and getting nothing extra in return?

[@ShadowXemnas13]

Why are you grilling the lizards!? Everyone knows they're supposed to be in the Lounge. No wonder it's "de Lazy Bar." Joke response aside, a lot of these are just reading horizontally things typed vertically. There's a few that are legit worth pointing out (the diamond-shaped dog night thing was absolutely unintelligible, and Ke Lebab was funny as hell), but most are kinda samey. Obviously the fault of the subreddit, not the narrators here. Y'all are awesome.

[@BoneyBurger]

25:06 what anime is that?

[@voidbite]

The monogatari series if I'm not mistaken.

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Lol, no that is absolutely not how to say Don Quixote. Don Kee-ho-tay. Emphasis on the middle syllable.

[@ofentity]

OWO +MEN'S DAY

[@cyrus05w]

At 20:36 so not to be the black sheep although some humans do have a visible tail while all humans maintain a tail most just have it below their epidermis. To your question though as if we did have fully visible and noticeable tales, no we could not extend them due to the fact that there's a artery around primarily the base of the area in which the tail starts. If any of you look into this to see what jargon I'm talking about notice how when the heartbeat speeds up it literally wiggles the tail some. Also apologies apparently the keyboard wants to autocorrect while it's turned off please forgive the inaccurate word usage it's supposed to be tail as in what a dog has for a tail and other words that I'm thinking it has autocorrected. I really do miss having an actual keyboard.

[@sampersonguy5337]

3:28 imma be honest this one is extremely readable and I can’t imagine a world where you see cobo okok… however it looks awful so still no points for the book ends

[@immagical7036]

0:05 *DOOM*

[@comet.x]

'stop reading the comment section' AAAAAAAA

[@oofmastergamingyt]

you are just old my dude. 11:38

[@unicornyoutube7587]

This is like r/ihadastroke but only the

[@MasterChaosL100]

People stop need to doing this

[@voidbite]

Why though, it's completely legible.

[@DoYouWannaGetBigShotInTheChest]

2:15 i dont think i can go without making an undertale joke rn

[@skybladebloodheart4247]

go hoooome boooooooo, your sandwich isn't funny! lol im just playing, but that was awful though.

[@HexOverride]

1:01 im 13!

[@wigley7610]

6:55 23:06

[@MintyOSC]

Potoat

[@notdistracted1289]

hehe, car-məl

[@PinkSparkleLps]

Hi mom

[@mathguy37]

Very You Enjoyable Are Video Cool

[@redfromberk]

balls

[@L1M1TL3SSKisser]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 52:27!? A LICKED ASS 😶🙏

[@ImaginarySnow]

53:30

[@lemonl0ser]

6:55

[@oktena]

DON QUIXOTE AINT ENGLISH ITS SPANISH