The Truth About Dracula | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 115

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[@jordanjae]

"The New York Rats". Lmao

[@nuvourldorda6084]

call em the new york libs same meaning really.

[@JorgesUsername]

​@@nuvourldorda6084 haha good one.

[@nuvourldorda6084]

@@JorgesUsername gracias

[@joegietler8716]

​@@jordanjae😅jijkkk😊kk😊kkkk

[@rosieroser]

Chris knows a lot of words and he says them all rapidly.

[@adamblake4534]

Lol His word count was real high on this one 🤣

[@lilicoi100]

Exactly why I have to watch Christories at a lower speed!

[@_enajyram_]

​@JUST JULIE I am not a history fan but Chrissy makes me so interested. I wish our history teachers taught with his approach 😄 I would be interested if that was the case.

[@snoogcity]

Chrissy D , transitioning into 90’s George Michael is all I need.

[@lilicoi100]

@@_enajyram_ SAME!

[@parkercrews4143]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@ToughLuckHaze]

I feel like the actual bloom cafe has a merch opportunity here and i hope they’re taking advantage of it

[@Mylesfinch]

Where is it l lol?

[@LocChicago5]

I literly gave them 1 star on Google and said I was sent by Chris and Sal to say I'm taking it up with bloom cafe never been there never will LOL 😆

[@nickpanacci3055]

@@LocChicago5 You did it wrong. You're just a jerk.

[@Kurisutofa22]

No

[@richardandrade9418]

This podcast just makes me so happy. I'm just smiling ear to ear when I hear these 2 babes converse

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

It is true

[@carladungee8787]

❤️❤️❤️

[@jennygagne9099]

Same

[@pie21able]

Gotta say, this is giving me OG hey babe vibes. Just the 2 babes bouncing off each other for an hour.

[@Lift805]

It’s crazy how much I learn from this pod. No cap. Dracula was a bad man 🧛🏿‍♂️

[@megsmagoo7231]

Dracula was a real jerk

[@jwalters15216]

What a knucklehead...

[@Aspartamay420]

you could say he sucks!

[@derekladyga1716]

I heard Dracula was gay

[@Eralen00]

The more I hear about this Dracula fella the more I don't care for him

[@littledunno]

My favorite Chris moments are when he shows that no matter how stupid he acts, he’s not an idiot. As a huge history buff I love when he whips out history facts in huge detail - and he’s always spot on.

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

I am big fan of Sal Vulcano I am from Brazil

[@samanthab1923]

But he’s not telling us anything we didn’t learn in 8th grade Western Civ.

[@littledunno]

@@samanthab1923 phew glad you got that out Samantha. Hope you feel better now!

[@samanthab1923]

@@littledunno Bit much I know but really who is turning to a NY comedian for lessons on history?

[@_enajyram_]

I agree and he doesn't act like a know it all. He just keeps surprising us with his extensive knowledge. Imma bout that🥰

[@TheMitch112190]

Hey Babe and Bad Friends have come so far, I love you guys!

[@spookyduck7279]

Hearing Chrissy use the term “muzzie” reminded me of the glorious days of the History Hyenas. RIP

[@kelbystewart4325]

What a treat this was on my birthday. Thanks for making me laugh for the last 4 months! Im so glad this podcast popped up on my algorithm. This dynamic is perfection and its just truly the best part of my week.

[@nickpanacci3055]

Shoutout Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs

[@Gemnerrosales]

You guys are the absolute best! Thank you for all the content you sexy chickens!

[@DiabeticRage]

Chris: "garbage man" Sal: 😮‍💨... "sanitation worker"

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Yo if anyone hasn’t seen Sal on Rick Glassmans pod “Take Your Shoes Off,” I suggest you check it out. The chemistry between those two is off the damn Richter!!

[@christinepanganiban4534]

as someone who was born in transylvania near draculas castle, i never expected this little history lesson lol

[@MisfitMods]

Wait that’s real?

[@samanthab1923]

Very cool 😎

[@laurenthomas4349]

This setup is giving vintage Babes and I'm here for it!

[@cottonvag]

One of my best friends is a 40 yr old woman, who always shows up for get togethers with hickeys on her neck. She’s been doing that since we were teenagers. It’s wild. And hilarious. And also worrisome.

[@mimigiggles4199]

Chris is giving me Color Me Badd energy.

[@seanpruett4161]

“Walking around so stiff, they’re flipping burgers on my piece”.. 😂😂😂

[@morgangreene3741]

Love love love the episodes with just the boys

[@tinaventurini5465]

Thank you, mike! We love pimp.

[@rockcity_1383]

I can’t wait to listen!! I love you guys!

[@deyannaf4380]

Love this ep!!! You bounce off each other so perfectly!!! Definitely been laughing non stop!!!

[@Kronikman07]

chris, we got sal on TYSO, now you have to go on it. Sal's ep was so damn funny, you gotta go next

[@HIGHTS]

About to thrown that on next!

[@markdollard83]

10:24 Babes, you don't remember the Albany River Rats? Semi pro hockey

[@christinepanganiban4534]

loveeee the mahomea bit being back

[@RazorsxEdge]

Sal with the Bray Wyatt shirt on. Love seeing the random wrestling shirts he wears lmao

[@rileyswanson321]

An the Mahomes bit is back baby

[@Balonious_Crunk]

Sal learning about transition lenses in 2023 is what we really need to be discussing here.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Chris got the ole' hucklebuck at the eye dr.

[@alebubu101]

Vlad the Impaler was Vlad the III. His father Vlad the II was known as Vlad the Dracul. Which Dracul means dragon in whatever language was spoken in Wallachia. So it’s a bit of creative interpretation by Bram Stoker.

[@corngirt_chronicles]

ALLEGEDLY!! you guys inspired me to start my KZbin channel (different kinda content) Thanks yall for the inspiration 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

[@_nickbaxxter]

I swear the thought of chris eating all that food whilst being impaled and depaling himself with the rocketship fart of a lifetime could have hospitalized me. I laughed so god damn hard😂😂

[@ondrea3000]

I love to know that other people converse using song lyrics like we do in my home🤣

[@AaliyahMedina19]

Chris definitely walked his hs halls with Hickies & Sal was still too scared of germs

[@JEBossTon92]

Only Chris could make Bram Stoker sound like a dude from the Bronx

[@EvilLin_78]

My 2 favorite sewer rats 😍❤️ Happy Thursday Babes!!

[@joelduran4576]

ALLEGEDLYYYYYYYY!!!!

[@zoeacacia3452]

Albany NY used to have a hockey team named the river rats!😂

[@zoso1up]

Lol that's what I said too,use to love the river rats great games

[@po1619]

Tuesgay!!! Oh wait wrong pod 😂😂🤣

[@jordansutton2942]

I 100% thought Kanye was coming out to All of the Lights too lol

[@MrJayurbs]

The boys are rolling, riffing, zigging and zagging top level on this ep! If I hear the word queef I'll die

[@dannydeliz9882]

They way he ended the episode was too good 😂😂😂

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Happy Thursday Babes Sal Vulcano and Chris too

[@nunya7782]

Sal's music taste is impeccable. Lil' Wayne shirt and the "only built for" reference

[@AlecHoss]

“If you were necking, at make out point, with a gal” this sentence is why I love Sal

[@evanmackey2982]

This felt like the old babes again. Needed it.

[@koolxaidxj]

Chrisii has always had great fashion sense, but it’s the Hair that takes him over the top Today!!! Lookin Great Daddy ❤🎉 💇

[@alexsobol5288]

I love the atmosphere man they let each other talk so well it’s great

[@1Chatty2Connie3]

Classic Hey Babe episode, thank you gentlemen.

[@vic826orrerob]

The part where Chrissy admitted to overeating after fasting… I felt that lmao

[@evanferree]

People talk about how well Theo makes up stuff on the fly but Chris is right up there. I know he added papa John’s to that story so that he could do that at the end 😂

[@ondrea3000]

I love this new Chrissy cool guy!

[@buryyourdraws]

Chrissy sending his children's fingerprints over text message really made me question if his paranoia isn't just an act 😄

[@gamerzwithjobs330]

Chrissy is becoming more and more staten island in each episode, I LOVE IT. hold it down for my hometown

[@EliBrigante]

I’ll be damned if we let this show become History Hyenas when we’ve been crying out for the return of HH😭

[@Mofo_Cult]

What is that shirt Sal is wearing? It is cool.

[@jordanjae]

Great episodes babes. I LOOOVE when Chris is teaching history. I wish he would reincarnate/resurrect/revive, history hyenas. I realize Yannis won't be on it, that's okay, I just really wish chris would do it again. I would binge every ep.

[@AaronRomero3386]

Chrissie histories it's awesome check it out

[@tomlarr21]

He does history videos on his channel

[@jordanjae]

@tomlarr I found it like moments after I commented lol. Thanks tho

[@markmanter6508]

It’s just called Christories in a section of his Chrissy Chaos pod sometimes

[@birdette79]

20,000 calorie Chrissy and the shades really bringing the Tim Dillon vibes 😜💜

[@DigiFolk]

sal "my dad worked in NY sanitation" vulcano

[@jonnygranville281]

Chris, Bobby Kelly called, he wants his glasses back. 😀

[@hookset4137]

So i've been bussy painting over all my RIP sal murals...some people said it was impractical to put him next to big and pac but like i said to the haters you've never heard sal spit outcast on hay babe strait from the dome

[@MrPittsSox]

Somebody just watched Vlad on Netflix and is now an expert...

[@beatsbyens73]

those shades are everything!

[@popofpink11]

pastel chrissy today!! love the vibes

[@nickip8467]

Chrissy cream colored

[@Uncle_Duck]

This was a great episode of Crissy Chaos

[@lukeshaw3522]

Hey babes. I struggled with binge eating disorder for 7 years and now are studying to help people recover from the same. Chris the past few episodes I noticed some of the behaviours you're showing/describing are what I started with at the beginning of my struggles. I may be wrong of course, but I hope you maintain a healthy relationship with food and are not heading down a dark path with it. Stay happy. Love the pod.

[@skw232]

I had the same concern..not just the last few eps, since the beginning chris has discussed disordered eating habits

[@xxth3plagu3d0ctorxx]

No for real like no I’m gonna lie I think this every like episode or so at least once with both Sal and Chris. Like I use this podcast to put me to sleep. This was an older episode I think it was one where q was filling. During the episode Sal said his goal weight and it was something insanely small for his height and build ( not saying a number because it is a trigger for a lot, the whole competitive thing) And he implied he didn’t let himself enjoy fashion when he wasn’t at that goal weight. And like that made me, idk I relate to it as someone who lives that. But feel incredibly sad that he has that treatment of himself. ( edit, spelling it was late at night when I wrote this)

[@carlyferrugia546]

I’m sorry but Sal’s “fresh moos” joke was the peak of this episode😂

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Yessssss shout out to the chiefs is back!!!!!

[@joecarey3140]

“Crass is a good word” “Thank you so much”

[@francescopennisi2741]

Shoutout to Sal for correctly pronouncing Gnocchi lol

[@LyndaMarie90]

“There once was a Muslim from Miami” got me 😂

[@thrtnu2289]

Sal constantly trying to save Chris from getting canceled

[@karissakayallldayyy]

Are we gonna be shouting out Mahomes and Hurts every episode this year? Lol

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

omg the sucking and hickey question is great

[@Airbender1023]

I will always turn off flagrant to watch get babe!! Love this podcast please never stop

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

The Jolly Roger was first used in the 1700s by a French pirate. Chris just rattled off that fact like it was written in stone lmao😂

[@Psycochic08]

Been looking for to a new video all morning!!!

[@justinboudreau5266]

A small chain with a lion’s head pendant please..the missing link

[@josef2012]

🎯

[@taylorlavery2162]

Crazy you guys are talking about Romania!! I’m from Romania!!! Cheers.

[@bostonsteve2889]

38:30 at this moment i realized the wrestler from wwe test was named after testerone lol

[@alanpence6834]

Glad to have Pimp’s laugh back!!

[@Amanda-vj1nj]

During your milk comment, I was chugging from the jug. 🐮 🤌

[@cadenvierday8518]

great ep, shout out tom brady and the bucs

[@hdskittles]

I love chrissy fasting to complete breaking of his diet in the worst way

[@mastathrash5609]

He ate half of Italy FFS 🤣

[@noahparra2950]

It took me 10 minutes to realize sal rocking that new bray Wyatt shirt 🤣🔥

[@bouchetouche]

Chris and Sal are the Gen X Jerry Seinfeld and George Kanstanza

[@NeverGoFullJeff]

Just by chance literally a Domino's commercial came on at the end of this episode lol

[@lexieblack380]

Yo Chrissy I saw you wear that sweater in Cleveland 💜😂😂

[@sofusselman]

the babes both look extra good in this

[@jaythomaso9311]

This was a good one

[@Fallen_0nes]

Shout out to Jackson Mahomes and the queefs.

[@hustlerosee]

somebody please tell these guys about the god damn Albany River Rats

[@stormbreak13]

29:55 the joly Roger WAS from the pirate age

[@alysonlindenman3802]

It’s still Go Birds

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Make no mistake babes, Dracky Wacky was THAT DUDE. #ImpaleABitchOrTwo

[@nickc1913]

the skull and bones on the pirate flag is derived from the knights templar, after being exiled they still had a massive navy so they roamed a seas and turned to piracy, the skull and bones has big meaning to templars and freemasonry, if you know, you know babe. also bonus history, a lot of the templars headed to fight with robert the bruce in scotland after being exiled because they were rebelling the english and didn't care about the templars being exiled and olden day cancelled, its also where friday the 13th comes from, its when the emperor of france summoned all the templars to france and then started executing them.

[@joshk3170]

Strong tampa tony vibes with those shades

[@katherinethegreat22]

Much love to all the babes

[@NotTheRealCodyDean]

That history lesson was brutal lol, at least his heart is in the right place…he is in the right ballpark at least