Colonoscopy QUEENS! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 110

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@yitzchokfriedman5573]

PImp keep more angles of them both in frame

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

What’s with the Kim Jong haircut at the beginning Sal? 😂😂

[@onthesneaktip75]

Who’s the sicko laughing like the joker during the 8 thousand terminally I’ll cancer texts 😂😂😂

[@ashleyweyant]

Can u please make Chrissy’s shirt merch!!

[@MrBuketman]

Even though Chris needed a chill pill for half of this, I will agree with his breakdown on the perspective of the seasons changing and health habits.

[@ondrea3000]

The more fit Chrissy gets the lower the camera view goes. We have Chrissy Confidence back! Thanks to intermittent fasting of course!

[@HF1.0]

Chrissy Slims!

[@Pazkizzle]

I’m doing that s&*t now. Down 24 pounds

[@samanthab1923]

He looks great. Who looses weight over the holidays? Good for him ⭐️

[@Eyekendraw]

Don’t light that fire of a conversation!

[@looneygoon4007]

Shout out intermittent fasting!

[@siobhanegan2837]

When they whisper talking about Jazz birthday gift…Iconic. Man these two are the best.

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

🙋🏼‍♀️AGREED. 2ND THIS.

[@Cj-sj1bc]

Sal proving once again, that he is in fact, a true man of culture. (Shoutout william tell)

[@chrisdcomedy]

SAL IS CUTE CUTE CUTE

[@LocChicago5]

@@chrisdcomedy Chris DeStefano you need to make a movie where you travel across east coast to mid west to west coast and stop at random clubs to ( make some gas money and food money ) ( maybe have the kids and jazz and tete?) And have the classics that you riff the best with off script way off script ....... Andrew Schultz..... Sal v..... Andrew Santino...... tim dillon..... Bobby lee.... Joey Diaz...... ari Shafer..... Bobby Kelly..... Whitney Cummings..... mark Normand.....Steve o.... and others...... I'm sure you could peace it here and there for 2 years and just keep like 4 shirts and pairs pants so you got the same cloths in different scenes throw them on...... Chris DeStefano one the best comics to riff off script and this generation of comics would prolly throw 10 15 30min each into your movie for you 🎬 🎞 🎥

[@mcxavier15]

S: I want it to look like Sarejevo C: Near Prague *culture*

[@adamkorb1548]

the swag of wearing a shirt with you and sal while on a podcast with you and sal

[@DweeD1516]

Really shows the love Chris has for Sal and the whole show and how glad he is to have him back. Things on Hey Babe were starting to go off the rails there for a minute.

[@kennycreme]

sal: potion is a fun word sale 45 minutes later : blooper is a fun word

[@seths.8135]

When Sal started singing Squeeze.. just hit the heart strings ❤

[@PearlDrumsHead]

These holograms are getting better every day babes. Unbelievable, miss you Sal love ya babes 🕊

[@TestyLeaf]

Can’t believe Chris missed an opportunity to say “if my aunt had balls she’d be Titi Jerry”

[@ondrea3000]

Anyone else watch old hey babes while they wait for the new one to drop???

[@gretchenbrooks9620]

Always!!

[@teresawright4748]

All the time!!!!! ♥️

[@quintinfink12]

Got to

[@christopherpickthall4563]

All day babe

[@priorsproductions2426]

Of course we do babes

[@kelseyhall8281]

Hearing Sal say he loves the mess of Christmas was shocking to hear 😅

[@sidinator3000]

So many sharp corners! Lol

[@JenisELMAN]

33:30- that's so sweet to hear Sal thinking of people with so much compassion/wanting to give. Very uplifting to hear & admirable....me? I do the same as Chris- NO GIFTS!!!

[@l2033]

Shout out to Sal for coming back to life to do the podcasts 👏 🎉

[@zoso1up]

Illuminati clone!!!!

[@ToadsIGuess]

We need an ep with the babes working out with all that equipment trying to talk while out of breath

[@chrisdcomedy]

LETS F GOOOOO

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

That’s Sal’s baseline already, out of breath from all the anxiety babes, wouldn’t have it any other way ❤ and ChrissyConsciousofhishealth will have several moments of his voice cracking and raising a whole octave, which is a blessing for sure. So, I support this.

[@elishiamarocco7534]

I couldn’t love these 2 men more! I wish I could be their friend in real life 😂

[@geenaschmidt]

This just made me life 348x better I needed this today love u babes

[@chrisdcomedy]

LOVE YA BABE

[@andrewwilsing6533]

The lack of 'I's here is making me crazy... haha I LOVE YOU BABES!

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

Only the babes will talk about colonoscopy’s then randomly jump into paddling a boat all in one lol ❤ I needed that laugh thank you and glad your back Sal in spirit

[@danarice9615]

Just got in the hotel from my wedding and no kidding you currently watching. This has become my life

[@zoso1up]

Congratulations to you and your husband/wife

[@Agu85]

Perfect timing, just packed the bong 😜 Happy Thursday, babes!

[@homelesspimp]

YASSSSS!!!! GET IT

[@chrisdcomedy]

LOVE YA BABE

[@byloyuripka9624]

just as long as you can still operate your forklift at the pepporoni plant 🤷‍♂️

[@Agu85]

@@byloyuripka9624 operating heavy machinery while under the influence is my specialty! 🥴😁

[@chrisdcomedy]

MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT MY WEEKLY PODCAST CHRISSY CHAOS THAT DROPS EVERY TUESDAY BABES!!!

[@emilysic1]

just finished watching it babe

[@dustink9297]

The part about Titi Jerry was incredible...we need more Titi solving crimes!!!

[@weeba06]

my life is sucking rn I’m so glad ur here to have me laugh and distract me for a little while ♥️

[@billydoesntdocommentary6711]

i love this duo, chris destabilise and the lion from the wizard of oz 1939

[@EthanR96]

“I hope you meet a pack of fun gays” in Sals whisper killed me 😂😂😂

[@JenManning371]

“You can shave a baby” - said in such confidence 😂

[@destinyzee8240]

Chris looks so good! Happy for him and his family! He looks younger each time I watch! Weight takes so much off of a person it’s insane

[@SerryJeinfeld]

Rest in pepperoni Sal, we all miss you down here 🕊️⚰️

[@zoso1up]

Illuminati clone

[@krscotthockey]

Most underrated line “so what happens when I arrive at the hospital with a loaded diap” 😂

[@Sup.nicoley]

We did a no gift Christmas this year with my parents and my husband parents and it was actually a GREAT Christmas. We actually enjoyed each others company so much more.

[@ausmith199619]

We definitely need Gravy on the pod. His pod with Theo was amazing

[@ryanmakin2179]

I’ve seen every episode so far and this was the funniest one or I might be super stoned

[@jenaeestelle3032]

Chrissy fire ups

[@CrawfordAlexander]

being stranded in the ocean is literally my biggest fear. all props to that guy for lasting 24 hours

[@bmoulton8844]

Starting the rumor that Pimp is Yung Gravy’s brother.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

😂😂😂🌈🌈🌈

[@Lizzypoohxo]

Yung gravy was on Theo's pod. It was great!

[@wateronfeathers]

It was between that one and the babes today! Only time for one, Sally and Chrissy come first ALWAYS!

[@andrewwilsing6533]

Great to see you babes!

[@SND4389]

the fart joke is hilarious... I would have died laughing lol

[@meishafieg7941]

It’s 3:40am in Australia and I can’t sleep, thanks babes I needed this

[@olivialozano622]

I LOST IT WHEN THEY STARTED WHISPERING

[@Melanittanigra]

Holy fucking shit at the beginning (3:00) Sal mixed up 'Is She Really Going Out With Him" by Joe Jackson with "Pulling Muscles from a Shell" by Squeeze. The "If looks could kill" bit is from the Joe Jackson song, the rest is from the Squeeze song. Why do I know this information

[@corngirt_chronicles]

Sal looks good for a dead guy. You guys inspired me to start my KZbin channel, not the same content but I'm working 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

[@Breeuh80HD]

Omg the whole white lotus whispering part was the best

[@KazciaMitchell]

"So what happens when I walk in the hospital wid a loaded dipe?..." IM DYING

[@mattj340]

I could easily get up for a midnight snack and watch these guys for 30 minutes or so in an infomercial.

[@joshuahinson2150]

52:38 isn’t this what we want in friendships. Just this type of laughs 😂

[@allisonorourke9192]

Squeeze shout out! Pulling mussels from a shell is a banger

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

Bring back the couch 🛋

[@homelesspimp]

👀👀👀👀👀

[@mbryant4525]

Team couch!

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Babes need back support. Even if Chrissy’s talking to a hologram.

[@weC2far]

It's interesting that HP said that it doesn't feel like the new year until April because the real new year is supposed to begin on the Spring equinox which is around March 21.

[@ghostofpbnj_]

You can't have Hey Babe without Cardboard Sal dammit! Gimme a damn cardboard cutout episode of the babes

[@killaks]

I laugh so hard every time I see the cutout in the shot. I need it back!!

[@ghostofpbnj_]

@@killaks #cardboardsal ❤️

[@gykie-poo]

Yooooo!! I am a big bold Gyke lol

[@wateronfeathers]

I think in this analogy the adult diaper is your metaphorical “paddle” babes. GREAT EP! Was shaking with laughter 😅

[@Edella533]

Sarasota, FL was finally noticed by hey babe 👋🏻

[@Verifiedsinger]

"If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle". LMAOOOOOOO

[@MrL1O1V1E1]

I feel really grateful for the pod today

[@cherryrosesxo]

Love all the singing today babes! 🎵❤️

[@clementine2234]

Wow as soon as I picked up my phone on my break I got this notification! Thanks babes!

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT THE ALGO LOVE YA CUZ

[@clementine2234]

@@chrisdcomedy yaay no way, you made my day Chrissy manylastnames!

[@cardecito8203]

Babe wake up, the babes dropped a new vid 🔥🔥

[@peaceloveandeva]

Sal is giving me boy band vibes with that haircut and I like it

[@Shibakill3r]

Never thought I’d read this about sal vulcano

[@katiejennings2751]

I’m sitting in the lobby of the dealership getting my car inspected with my air pods in. The part about the man on the cruise ship and him treading water had me DYING. I couldn’t hold in my laughter, no shame. Thanks for this one, guys. Welcome back Sal! We love you!

[@MaliceRxo]

what are you wearing?

[@madisondmproductions]

Chrissy so fit every time I watch them. I get shook when I see him!!!

[@suzannelynch3688]

Nothing beats the OG babes! Though I miss Sal's couch

[@kelbystewart4325]

Favorite day of the week! Love not actually doing much at work just to watch lol

[@Eastzeno]

Great ep as always, CHRISSY WE NEED THAT SHIT!! I love that shot of you and Sal!

[@Eyekendraw]

If Bryan Kohberger uses the Yung Gravy defense, we know he’s watching!

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Sals colonoscopy should be an episode of HandJobs!

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Checkout Handjobs on Pimps YT page.

[@paranoidyouth]

49:30 me in every conversation with my best friends

[@JenisELMAN]

Yes, Pimp! I feel like my year kicks off in April. Ditto to everything u said. Jan-March1: mood & mindset never where I'd like right to be! April1= relief

[@marja553]

Yes babes, let's go! I really need this today🤗

[@zachpate9288]

Love the babes!❤

[@michellemorrow6576]

Pulling muscles from a shell takes me back to my retail days, listening to the same damn CD, day in and day out! hahaha

[@teresawright4748]

I want that shirt that Chrissy has on!!!!!

[@MakenzieHallie]

I want that shirt of Chrissy & Sal so bad!!!

[@reynalazos372]

Florida babe here. August-December are the worst months for me. January I get out of my depression but holidays suck for me. Along with my birthday being 9/11. It wasn't until this year I finally got out of my depression mid September and it hasn't latest the whole run. In all honesty, listening to Hey babe & Theo Von has probably in the gayest way, saved me. I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving and making memories with my 2 & 3 year old. Thank you Chris, Sal and all your guests. You've made a change meds haven't been able to make 😂❤

[@lilliandebroux504]

RE: colonoscopy, Chris by the time you get to the hospital you: should be completely emptied, but your comment about having the appointment early in the morning is the best. If your appointment is at one or two in the afternoon, by the time you get there, you are about to faint from hunger and weakness.

[@bigpapasmurf6]

Sal - I'm the same way. I start shopping post Christmas, and the last few years it has been a challenge to shop early. Maybe this year

[@beccapineda3765]

Love y’all shouting out Brian Regan!

[@JenManning371]

Y’all are my best friends in my head

[@Zeldaman1]

We need Yung Gravy Babe

[@christinadorris8843]

Ok I need Chrissy’s shirt!!!!!!!

[@user-dl6wm5hz7f]

Ummmmm this is the greatest pod ever ...hands down. In my life I have never scream-laughed at 6am from anything, before I found Hey Babe. I CANNOT wait for the next ep!!!!

[@samkRN612]

My mom says “If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle” all the time 😂😂😂

[@ProMonke12309]

I need that Tee that Chrissy whissy is rocking.

[@novalyn.shelby]

😂😂 y'all singing Friday I'm in love killed me. Great pod as always.

[@kaithoudek8410]

Shoutout Dunder Mifflin 💀

[@chrisdcomedy]

ALWAYS!

[@ac8274]

@nopreshnetwork do a taste buds mini battle , “pool slide v. Diving board” but specifically make it “pool slide” or else Derosa will try to claim water park slides. 😂

[@rubenvillanueva6398]

I’ve never laughed so hard at the end of a pod 😂😂😂

[@jakesmall3454]

Wtf. Foley on AYG in their last episode said “if my wife had a sick, she’d be my uncle” what a weird coincidence lmao

[@SeanSavyy]

Nothing like waking up to a hey babe on your birthday 😩😤

[@jessicabeckford9391]

🥳 happy birthday

[@alessandrosalomon9451]

Sal saying he enjoys having the mess of wrapping paper everywhere kinda blew my mind

[@michelleiannelli8833]

When I was little I thought it was "Pulling Muscles from Michelle" 😂😂😂

[@flavourpunchh]

"what happens if I walk into the hospital with a loaded diap?" fuck sakes these babes kill me 🤣

[@felixsaldivar6052]

Sal rocking that simple jack haircut 💇

[@amyd369]

I realize this is a month old but I agree with Sal about the Christmas paper. It’s the chaos that adds to the fun. What other time of the year do you get to (let the kids) make that kind of chaotic mess. I think the paper stealers ruin the fun!

[@x.jaynine]

miami🌴 will welcome you, Chrissy every.single.time

[@chelsea9493]

"Bloopers a fun word" - Sal Vulcano . I just said yesterday Gaffaw has to be the funniest word in existence.

[@lisablodgett1043]

First months of California sucks here too. Horrible rain flooding !

[@nicholascarson2554]

Wow Sal's body double is almost identical to him

[@Naitsirk1]

GREAT LOOKING THUMBNAIL BOYS

[@andrewwilsing6533]

Seeing Sally Baby for my Birthday! 🥳🥳

[@Daisy31833]

He’s soo good❤❤

[@stevenpaullongley260]

I'm glad the babes are back. As they are talking about the drunk guy in the pitch black in the open ocean, it reminds me of this Netflix animated movie called SeaBeast. It's a good movie but there are a couple of scenes in that movie that spike the open ocean anxiety.

[@Daisy31833]

Miss cruises so much WHEN TO RIP A FART OMG CHRIS😂😂😂😂 IM LITERALLY WHEEZING