The Truth About The Heat: Jim Gaffigan

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

Vegas is just TOO HOT! Right?!

[@Nersius]

Right now it is a breezy 90 in the afternoons, essentially sweater weather.

[@jasondaley718]

Dermatologists are and will continue to make a killing in Nevada

[@duewhit310]

Phoenix

[@mytemporallobeisshapedlike1796]

Hotter than a Hot Pocket

[@davidroddick91]

The only time I went to Vegas (so far) on the day we were leaving it snowed. A lot. It didn't last long; it was all melted before we got on the runway. But it was in the news across the country.

[@coleengoodell7523]

But it's a dry heat. So is your oven. The wind blowing feels like a blow dryer on high heat. Don't worry about sweating, it evaporates and you get dehydrated without even knowing it. Good times.

[@daleva187goligo]

I've always said the idea of summer being fun and looked forward to is an east coast and midwest thing... here in the west coast it's "brace yourselves, it's coming, that time of year again, ugh"

[@parryyotter]

Summer is Coming.

[@nofilter.906]

I live in vegas,and..I work outside....and the truth is...you get use to it...your body acclimates to the crazy heat.... And what's funny to me now that I think of it......theres MANY times! Where you look at the weather and say " OH GOOD,ITS ONLY GOING TO HIT 105 TODAY!"......

[@briankay4229]

Jim is the only comedian who can deliver such a halarious show and not have to lace it with obcenities and vulgar language. Keep on truckin', Mr. Gaffigan!👍❤️🇺🇸

[@thomasromanofski16]

When we were ask to speak at an AA meeting many came to me and said very similar no curses. BTW 7993 days fwiw.

[@rickwilliams967]

It's extremely hard to be clean and funny. He's one of the few. Mike Birbiglia is pretty good too. Not quite as clean. And as messed up as it is, Bill Cosby was probably the best at clean comedy... ironically.

[@JohnMegaton2062]

@@rickwilliams967I think it's difficult because it takes more writing talent and timing skill to deliver a joke without obscenity. You actually have to have a joke stand as funny on its own without putting condiments all over it when you're clean. Seinfeld is another legend although later on he added some cussing. As a reference point, he wasn't as funny later on as a result. Adding a bunch of vulgarity just comes across as angry rather than funny.

[@susandevitte2137]

Born in Las Vegas. I love it hot. Anything below 80 is freezing. Hell would be cold.

[@HOCKEYDIVA]

IKR.....I don't even sweat at 100 degrees 😂

[@brandonandcharlene9527]

Sitting in my home in Sacramento. My AC is set at 78, but it won't go below 82 because it's 112 outside. Good times 😢

[@Membarock]

I’m born and raised in Vegas. You’d be amazed at the temperatures humans can adapt to given enough time. I can’t handle anything below 60 degrees but triple digit heat is where I thrive.

[@abhijitsen7749]

Are you part lizard?

[@timothyhaines556]

Too bad there's no water. The less you get the better.

[@silvergirl7810]

I’m with you- I could not ever go back to snow- omg!

[@tsb7911]

@@timothyhaines556 Were you told in Kindergarten you don't play well with others?

[@PropGuru702]

I too am born and raised in Vegas and I can say indefinitely that this is BS. Lol... I have not "adapted" to this at all. It's literally an uninhabitable wasteland. If I could travel back in time to meet anyone in history, it would be the futile piece o' sh- who stumbled up and over the mountains and said "yEp! tHiS lOoKs LiKe a pLaCe tO sToP fOr a WhiLe" just so that I could really give it 150% and punt him right in his 🏀 bag and tell him to keep on going...

[@ReelCajun]

0:42 True

[@niastyle]

I live in Vegas. And when people talk about how hot it is, we always say "Yeah, but it's a dry heat". It's the line we tell ourselves to make it through those 119 degree days in the summer. Because living in Vegas in the summer, is like living on the surface of the sun.

[@davidmmm8]

Well the sun is ~10 million degrees Fahrenheit but yer point taken 🧐😶‍🌫️😱

[@brianc1651]

105 I tried walking around the race track there. Probably only made it a couple hundred feet before getting dizzy.

[@polarbear6064]

It's a dry heat? Well so is the sun!

[@efisgpr]

What a lovely smile.

[@fromYAHUSHAreborn91]

@SciFi Author B.L. Alley Phoenix is worse.

[@maryrudelich9000]

So true. So funny.

[@sheilafreeman8277]

We are moving to Vegas next month & this humor is just right on Truly running on steam & so wore out. Always love Jim

[@suzannesanchez4864]

The best and funniest humor is from Jim! Brilliant, clean and pure hilarious genius😆😆😆😆😅🤪😝

[@kellyyork3898]

Summer in the Southeast is so wet and damp that if you stand still long enough, things start to grow on you...strange bacteria, fungus, mold, day lilies, kudzu.

[@desertfish1460]

LOL!! I totally relate, that's how I felt in AZ, HATED it! Moved back to Northern CA.

[@licksnkicks1166]

I live in Canada. I love our cold cold winters!’ Our summers suck. Just too hot and it’s migraine season.

[@turkeybowlwinkle4440]

"A tundra filled with alcoholism and depression" - that pretty much sums up the north.

[@MrBuketman]

In the NE after the big thaw it’s like watching an insane asylum open their doors.

[@applemos6714]

Swedish summer is the best day of the year.

[@coly4ever]

This year in Vegas the heat reached 117 degrees.

[@WHR0306]

I prefer the cold to hot as well.

[@robertgotschall1246]

So I'm sunbathing in the back yard, by the pool, under clear blue skies in the low 80s. It's November 16 in Las Vegas and I'm thinking: Jim, you got to come back in the fall. Or: How are things in the tundra Jim? He's still one of the best.

[@joshpierce7449]

Screw that

[@theonlineanimal6009]

I can't handle the cold. I shiver easily. Heat on the other hand. I can stand outside in 100 degree weather. And be just fine

[@nikolaanthony4468]

You sound about 105 pounds

[@ticket2space621]

Spoken like someone who works behind a computer

[@megaandrew2005]

Lmao!!!! This is the best!! Cold is better for me too

[@linshanhsiang]

I haven't seen the m and m store jokes for quite awhile. It's so beautiful. "Jump to your death" omg!

[@BAC-bm8em]

Too funny. I live in Vegas and moving to Bangor in the spring.☮️

[@joannethorne6555]

The people in Vegas do not sweat...they render!

[@2TMarie]

Gotta love Jim Gaffigan, and his newest skit 🌞😂

[@brianc1651]

I thought the same thing in Vegas. I could barely walk to my car from a building in 105 and locals were actually out running.

[@parryyotter]

I’m from Southern California so I’m no stranger to heat by any means. But August 2020 I went to Phoenix, Arizona and I had a therapy appointment so I just decided to do my call outside because my friend was inside. I’ve been to Arizona several times in my life so I was like whatever, no big deal, I can handle it. Biggest mistake of my LIFE. It was then that I truly learned what people mean when they say “oppressive heat”. It was unbearable. I couldn’t breathe it was so obscenely hot. I’ve been to Vegas in the summer, and it was worse than that. There was no relief. It was thick, heavy, suffocating. It was the most god awful experience. People don’t go outside in Arizona in August lol. Not until like 11 pm. Because even at 9 pm when we took the dog out for a walk, it was still heinous. Arizona is truly a mistake. Nobody should live there south of Flagstaff.

[@ggartendo64]

So basically vegas heat has 3 stages, low 90s are fine you don't notice how uncomfortable you are until like 15 to 25 minutes in 95 to 104. It's noticeably uncomfortable outside but you can bare it you last about 5 to 10 minutes outside before you are looking for indoors. 105 to 115 its nearly unbearable you can not make it a minute outside before you are looking for shade, death or ac. Any north of 110 really and it's like 30 max you can last. It actually gets so hot that the sweet feels like it evaporating off you body, you will die if you aren't wearing clothes to cover your body and have water near by. I could literally feel my brain cells dying in my head being in the sun. People talk about the dry heat like it's fine just go to the shade, it's better than hot humidity and fair play. I hate the humidity, but what they fail to realize is unless you're on the strip there are very many place where there is shade. Lol you can get heat exhaust or a heat stroke very quick if you're not careful. Most las vegas don't even go outside. And don't even try to walk bare foot. Don't forget to put your shades up in your car, don't keep any lose change on your seat, you will get branded. It's been so hot that even concrete payment in the shade burns. And the asfault will start to melt. I had a buddy of mine's car break down with a flat tire on the freeway and he went to use his car jack to put the dummy tire on and the asfault melt and his jack got stuck, we had to wait for a police car to come by with an industrial jack to change the tire.

[@alexalex13131]

In the winter you can put on an unlimited amount of clothing. Unlimited! But in the Summer you can only take off so much.

[@brianc1651]

THIS!!! Always my argument.

[@plywoodcarjohnson5412]

Sweden in a nutshell. 3 months of summer this year. A record.

[@sirius4k]

Three months sounds like A LOT. We usually get one, two in a good year and summer IS special. Probably because how rare it is.

[@kalanzartwork7323]

I’m like dying in Vegas right now

[@et4036]

LV hit 118 F back to back two days in July 2021 🔥💥☄️💫⚡️

[@nevalans9524]

Love this🤣

[@williamjones7163]

I was in Phoenix when it was 122°F. The Airport was closed because it was too hot for planes to take off. Phoenix just finished having 100 degree temperatures for over 2 months, 61 days. For one week, 7 days, they had temperatures over 115°F. It was a major news story when it got down to below 100°F at night. If you are bad God bakes you in Las Vegas. If you are stupid, just stupid, you don't even have to gamble, unless you walk on the side walk in bare feet, God puts you on Clean-the-Oven temperatures in Phoenix.

[@KingDavid7]

That's all right, because when the East Coast is freezing their nips off in the winter, we're chilin... sunny and 65 baby!

[@anotherdave5107]

Hmmmm, summer in Maine. Black fly season. Gotta love it! What is there not to like about it?

[@rods6741]

Ever seen someone get mad and lose their temper because the weather was too cold? Nope.

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

[@kristiskinner8542]

@@OfficialLaughSociety definately prefer too hot, but I live in a state where we dont really have alot of real winters so I do get mad (dry skin, arthritis flare ups, nasal/throat issues etc) when it gets below 50. But then again summers get too hot & when you get sweaty & go indoors you freeze with the a/c on. Its a never ending cycle lol

[@EvieVermont]

Or kill anyone because they were "freezing"? Nope

[@EvieVermont]

@@OfficialLaughSociety cold

[@lainejaffe9716]

Lose their temper? No. Become a lazy bum? Yes. Guilty.

[@prodigal71]

I live in the Delta so I detest the heat & humidity....take into account my grandmother was born in Belfast and I'm red-headed too...so I LOVE winter & cold weather

[@joannpeele2151]

Hey....we are tough. I like the summer here only if I'm swimming in the shade. You nearly cannot walk on the pavement because it melts the bottom of your shoes!!!

[@carriebizz]

I'm in Melbourne Australia and about 8 months of the year its pretty much cold then summer hit December 1st till around the end of april and it's very hot most summers but last year we didn't get too many 40 degree days. They say this summer is gonna be a very hot one and that also means lots of bush fires. I'm a red head so I burn

[@JohnMegaton2062]

You could hear the sun 😂😂😂

[@EvieVermont]

I'm not gonna say Vermont is too hot, but we do use AC about 4-6 weeks in summer. Non-stop We heat? From sept/oct through May! 9 months! (You have have a baby in that time!)

[@RobertHagelberg]

It’s 68% Humidity here and 116 degrees in Oklahoma!

[@corinamartell3156]

He is hilarious,he needs more views!😂

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

Makre sure to share the video with your friends to help with the views 😉

[@Michael-s2p3p]

This skit is in his other posted videos, repetitious. Still entertaining.

[@kristiskinner8542]

Think the videos on his channel proably get more views, but he's funny enough to rewatch clips here too though

[@ShaeferGriffin-it9nx]

All I've heard about Maine in the summer is that it's a humid, swampy mosquito festival.

[@ThePrissy11]

I left Florida and Texas because of the summer heat but hate winters in NY. Can’t win except for possibly living in San Diego👍😊

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

Ahahaha, would you say San Diego is the best?

[@ThePrissy11]

@@OfficialLaughSociety I liked it. Mostly sunny and pleasant.

[@Info-eh4tv]

@@ThePrissy11 san diego gets too hot unless you live right on the ocean

[@ThePrissy11]

@@Info-eh4tv Never when I was there once a month for years from NY.

[@rumpstatefiasco]

For anyone who has made it through a Heat Dome, THIS is the apex of stand-up.

[@McKavian]

You want a nice summer? Alaska has beautiful summers. When we are not on fire, that is. Don't come to Anchorage, Alaska in February, unless you like snow taller than you.

[@doreenchen1024]

Clean comedy ❤️

[@juanitasullivan3372]

I lived in Az. for too many years and that heat is a killer for sure. We would go to Vegas off and on and it was just as bad there. I can't take the heat. Give me the cold please! Back home in Canada now. Loving the winter. We don't talk too much about summer here any more as it's not as nice as it used to be. I'm in Nova Scotia and we never had to use air conditioners before. Now everyone around here has one. But there's no climate change happening right? lol

[@elizabethcook8217]

I lived in AZ for 23yrs, back in Michigan. Hate the heat. 😆

[@juanitasullivan3372]

@@elizabethcook8217 I hear you. It's pretty bad there for sure. I miss the state as it definitely had it's beauty but not enough to leave Nova Scotia again. LOL

[@Moondoggy1941]

Give me 4 seasons not 2 seasons SUMMER and summer. I worked outside hard work, summers temps range from 95 to 115.

[@juanitasullivan3372]

@Baby Blu3 Funny you should mention the humidity of Florida. I was raised in Fla. Couldn't take that heat either. I hate that I'm so heat sensitive because it keeps me from enjoying many outdoor things. I've spent too much time in hospital with heat exhaustion to test my heat sensitivity any more. Winter is almost over here in Nova Scotia and I'm not happy. I love the cold. LOL

[@djdialjockey6262]

This set seems so natural, you gotta wonder if he writes it first.

[@joshpierce7449]

Umm....yea he writes it first

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:08 😂

[@ectojerk6928]

I'm from Vegas, and I remember my confusion at the mass excitement my first summer in NE. I mean it's definitely pretty, but autumn's better and there aren't as many bugs 😂. NE winters are beautiful too. I think the concrete desert has ruined me for summer.

[@BDUBZ49]

I like 55°-79°.

[@linshanhsiang]

And now....we know!

[@DickDabb]

That's basically San Francisco.

[@davidmmm8]

So pleasant.

[@puppethound]

114 is hot, period, but in Florida panhandle, it gets to be 100 with 100% humidity which makes it feel 130, and you can die. Add the gators, mosquitoes, brown recluse, black bears, and snakes, yeah I would take 114, zero humidity any day.

[@joannpeele2151]

Screw the state that was lost in time. No no no FL. For me

[@puppethound]

@@joannpeele2151 haha, I feel ya. I love my state but hate all the out of staters that ruin it. After being in FL over 40 years, born and raised, I had to leave and I moved to Europe.

[@willsopher]

Where do I watch this performance

[@leaaugusta9924]

Try the 117° in Arizona 😅

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Well, he's not wrong. 114 degrees, in metric, or Celsius, is in fact where water boils at (having started to boil at 100 degrees).

[@KingTrump2024]

MEOW!

[@evievanhouten3194]

😘❄️

[@matrixphijr]

2:38 - That's what she said

[@charlie-obrien]

Jim is from Wisconsin where, Yes you do get that 1 month of beautiful summer and then it's muk-luks and snow shoes the rest of the year. Lol But cheese curds and bock beer will see you through!

[@michellerjackson5776]

Sry, he was born in Chesterton, Indiana. Went to Chesterton High with my brother in law 😁

[@charlie-obrien]

@@michellerjackson5776 I guess I was mistaken because of that hilarious bit he does about his love of cheese.

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:09

[@scottstegall6315]

He's right. The Bible actually states that God loves the smell of burning meat. It's his favorite sacrifice. For some reason, however, he also hates vegatables. Just ask Cain.

[@AlGuien82]

This Sunday (2024-7-7) the forecast is 122° Highest ever recorded in history

[@SiLaChaCha]

If it wasn't for a/c we wouldn't survive summer

[@jonathanlindsey463]

some pathetic teens busted the driver side windows out of my car and 31other cars all parked on that side of the street during the night.. i was leaving at 3am to drive back cross country that morning.. so thanks whoever u were.. i had to drive through death valley with no window that day.. 131 degrees.. u can feel it sucking the moisture out of you

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

"SIN CITY" IS TRULY "SUN CITY"!!!!🌄🌄🌇🌞🌞🌞

[@kismypencek6185]

Omg PA is so odd to have the north be beautiful summers and the south be miserable summers.

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

Can't threaten roofers in vegas with %ell.

[@goldenwarrior5664]

120 s are hot 🔥

[@sirius4k]

Meanwhile people in here.. summer: Fuck this heat (25C+), I hate summer. winter: Fuck this cold (anything below 0C), I hate winter. It's always bad. Everything is bad and the weather is at fault. And when I tell people that I like hot summers and properly cold winters they regard me as some sort of weather nazi who should be put away because how could anyone possibly like any of that?!

[@yossarianmnichols9641]

Next year he will have a 10 million dollar ad campaign for Vegas Vacations.

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

But did you find him funny?👀

[@aj402]

This southern boy lived in ne Pennsylvania for 8 years. Too freekin cold. Im in texas now and i say turn the sun up to 11.

[@Stussmeister]

I've lived in SE Pennsylvania all my life, and while it is pretty nice weather most of the year, my skinny frame needs to put on warm clothes come mid-September. I also volunteer at a weeklong overnight summer camp for pediatric cancer patients and survivors up in the Poconos, and we're always encouraged to wear plenty of layers, as it's cold in the morning, hot in the afternoon, and back to cold in the evening.

[@brianc1651]

But you can always wear more clothes. My sweaty ass can't walk around naked during summer.

[@danieldonzella4466]

Just got back. 106. Never sweated. Didn't have to change shirts. Road ATV s. No biggie. Tropical sticky another story.

[@barrettpickett5603]

He shows both temperatures suck. Societies would put people outside to die in these temps. I use to say I prefer 80 degrees. Now 75. I am glad it does change. Winter if you ain't needing to go somewhere pretty. Hot days make you like water parks. But nowadays it is so hot you want to go to an indoor water park or you will burn alive.

[@aubraehersel7720]

Welcome to global warming , it was 117 at my home in willamette Valley, Oregon.

[@Moondoggy1941]

Welcome to our high pressure that plague southern Ca. for decades. You finally get a taste of what it is like. Iv'e been outside where it is 113 degrees with zero wind movement and 15 miles from the coast.

[@hadassah179]

From the South point of view it's Fall/Winter that's the dirtbag.

[@robbyhowell8668]

water boils at 212

[@Quest4us]

It's comedy...r-e-l-a-x

[@amberhollo410]

Haha. I live outside Portland ME. But Bangor is trash.

[@avayu2289]

There are also 4 seasons in Vegas. 🤓

[@darlahenri8095]

I know born into hot and never get use to it,like burning in hell oh it doesn't get better with time (they are lying to you)👹

[@niccomensch5715]

Jim, you're funny but I think you know that's not the temperature we boil water at.

[@joshpierce7449]

Water does in fact begin to boil at that temp

[@jamesbrundege1879]

Phoenix is even worse

[@Kesmi85247]

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