Funniest Hygiene Stand-up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

[@alexsahernandez16]

I'm binge watching these jokes cause of very stressful times. I forgot to take my headache pills. Thank you for making laugh alone in my car while eating lunch.

[@junecarlson2499]

This guy is irreplaceable, SOOO DARNED “CLEANLY” FUNNY. SOOO REFRESHING!!

[@mireillelebeau2513]

Take good care Alexsa!

[@adorable3817]

I know!!! ...and I've watched them all several times - I laugh every time!!!!

[@pheonixflame7331]

I work third shift by myself all night and I get really lonely and anxious and these videos always help me feel better

[@claytonmontanez2262]

I’m grinding cod Cold War to get the gold skin for the Vargas 52

[@richardjack4827]

You Sir are a beacon of light in this crazy creepy tunnel we've found ourselves in. Thank you for being a good human.

[@f2mel2]

You mean bacon.

[@sharcrum]

I'm great with him as long as he don't get political. He did once and I was turned off for quite a while. Just recently started watching again.

[@briankorbelik2873]

Unless he's rating Trump, Hitler, and Stalin as his role models, I can take and enjoy the political. @@sharcrum

[@pozzythump868]

You sir... a bacon of light!

[@patricklacasse9002]

I have to agree...he is, hands down, the funniest clean comic out there...huge congrats on his success...

[@shirleyclemmer3299]

Yes. Funniest…’clean’ or otherwise.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Thankyou. I think. Actually, no, no need to thank ME. Thank Jim instead.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Er... thankyou, I think.

[@cindearbuckle6074]

Your jokes help me with my depression. Thanks for making my day better

[@AncientCreature-i2o]

Exercise, sunlight and a healthy diet will help more than screen time. A lot more. Good luck.

[@nursecathy123cat]

Best wishes dear! It does get better.

[@jenniferpeterson266]

Agreed💯‼️

[@RandhirSBains]

I hope you’re doing better!!

[@MLMLW]

My mom & dad passed away this year & while cleaning out mom's bathroom drawers & cabinets I found about 4 shower caps!! I was like, "Geez mom!" 😅 And speaking of deodorant, I've been wearing the same brand of deodorant for 45 years. It has always worked & smells good, but if I have to wear a substitute I do feel weird all day! It's like having a stranger under my armpit!! 🤣 Thanks for sharing your humor Jim. ❤

[@nicolebarnett8702]

I'm sorry for your great losses. I lost my parents 2 yrs ago next month and your story made me think of my mom and her purses in her closet. Every single one had a contact case in it. Nothing else. Every one. Lol She was a blessing and I'm very lucky to have been her daughter. You take care with the deodorant! You're right too, I tried roll on and gel and I've got ptsd from what I felt like. I was unreliable those days 😆

[@MLMLW]

@@nicolebarnett8702 - I'm very sorry for your losses as well. It's so hard and still seems unreal. They were both 87 and lived good long lives so I'm very blessed to have had them so long and relatively healthy up until about a year ago. My mom had dozens of handbags in her closet and in every one of hers I found Kleenex, some with lipstick stains on them. That was it. My poor girls will find all kinds of crap in my handbags when I die and they have to go through mine. Lol.

[@sascharouillon9785]

@@MLMLW I feel like Jim would make something hilarious of the fact that they couldn’t live without one another...but it is strangely pleasing that they lived only as long as each other after such a long life! I love both yours and Nicole’s anecdotes of the purse contents...humans are wonderfully quirky!😁

[@bethpemberton7980]

Right. I have the same reaction to strange deodorant. It makes me self conscious all day.

[@adorable3817]

Which Deodorant do you wear? (RIP your mom and dad 🌹)

[@mattjamison484]

9:56 This whole bit had me rolling. By the end I was in tears. "He's good guy. I'm moving in with him."🤣

[@randys1889]

I love your comedy but my mom lol she LOVES you!!! She is 85 now and it's great you make her smile and laugh...specially in the stressful times. Cheers to you sir! Stay safe

[@susanfanning9480]

We're moving and unpacking. These jokes have kept us going. Also, the comedy has kept us civil to each other and our attitudes in check. Thanks for your help!

[@susanfunes5659]

Enjoy jokes even when hearing a second and third time. I use as my therapy, instead of pills or alcohol or a therapist. Comedians earn well and deserve every penny. Thank you Jim and everyone who helps him. Bless you all!

[@williamcruz3611]

Jim Gaffigan is truly gifted, the main thing that's funny about him is his voiceovers he turns a simple joke into a masterpiece that has you laughing hysterically, I know if another comedian was to do his jokes it wouldn't be funny at all he's truly one of my favorite comedians. Wish he did more stand-ups!

[@robertlangley258]

Jim is absolutely the funniest clean comic there is, he is just awesome.

[@zygynelson2508]

I second that 😊👍🏾

[@swtsoph]

What's ironic is that it took me a few years to even notice he's a clean comic. It never occurred to me to notice whether or not he used language. He's just a really talented, funny guy, and he & his wife write hysterical jokes!

[@billsny9243]

Im sure hes covered in filth from showering one a month lol

[@mokamo23]

Calling him the "funniest clean comic" is an insult. He's funny, period.

[@MLMLW]

Exactly!! That's why I like him so much.

[@ginac895]

Thank you for the happy distraction. You are a comedic genius. :))

[@jamesdoherty5666]

I miss the Jim Gaffigan Show, without a doubt, one of the funniest sitcoms EVER!!!😂😂

[@DTDGROMM]

I’m so hooked hooked on these videos! If his wife helps writing the comedy She must be hilarious too.

[@D33Lux]

So many jokes are relatable and the voices he does are hilarious.

[@AFishNamedBob]

Really?! Please tell us more...

[@sydlee1980]

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[@sydlee1980]

Yay ya Tyra

[@sydlee1980]

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[@angierox6964]

My new routine each morning is coffee and Jim! Starting the day with laughter... yes!

[@arcticgoddess]

The hotel bit was hysterical 🤣 I haven't laughed that loud in a looooong time, thanks Jim!

[@luckypeato1313]

Ooooohhh Nooooo! I only just realized that lots of other people have already laughed at Jim's jokes! Gross! This is worse than ABC bathroom gum! Quick take this video out and burn it. ;-)

[@rmodur]

He is so funny I binge watch all the time.

[@truderenken3248]

Over and over and over.....!!!!!

[@Evilkitty64]

I'm sure I've watched this video 7 or 8 times across the past few months and each time it's STILL fresh and funny 😁💙☮️

[@rdoodoo2021]

His delivery 😅😂🤣

[@wandalee5010]

This man is brilliant! I watch him constantly!

[@MLMLW]

Me, too. He gets me through my boring workouts at the gym.

[@Welcomeeverthing]

Jim’s character voices are the best!!!

[@jessicap.9511]

My family literally started using body wash after seeing Jim discuss it, lol. Best comedy ever. Thanks, Jim

[@ThumpersMama18]

Make sure you get the body wash that has energy printed on it

[@ellenaparicio5158]

I would love to see this act live! Jim is great

[@givemefreedom8638]

Love this guy so much. My new all time favorite comedian !!

[@reneemartinez9286]

One of my favorite clean comedian, it’s hard wfind a comedian who doesn’t drop F’ bombs every minute 😮 😆 curse words through the whole skit. Jim is clean!!

[@MLMLW]

I think it's because his kids watch his comedy routines. He's a great dad & setting a great example for his kids. You don't have to be vile & nasty to be funny. 👍

[@jeffphakenewz8556]

Snore.

[@luminyam6145]

I just found your channel. I have never listened to your stand up before. Wow, I was missing something good. Your work is brilliant, thank you.

[@marywilliamson2559]

Thanks for the compilations and daily posts, now your making my day daily

[@TheLochs]

Jim is just wonderful. I listed to him for years before I realized hes a "clean" comic. It never occurred to me, hes just funny.

[@nancybrown8338]

Thanks for the laughs today these classics never grow old.

[@chitchatpaddiwack5638]

We, because we’re dummies, just discovered you during lockdown. Seriously saving my mental health. I put you in for my 10 yt old grandson last night. He said he wouldn’t like “old people humor “. He hid his laughter in the couch pilla.❤️.

[@robwarren4425]

Thanks

[@robwarren4425]

Yo it

[@elana_piranha2662]

Hahaha old people humor. Awesome!

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

I just discovered him Monday! The “Map of Canada” was a SCREAM.

[@SeattleChick]

Just ordered a Let’s Get Cookin’, Pale Force, and 2 Mike and Pat shirts. I’m all set. Thanks Jim 👩‍🍳

[@Jboyd7171]

This guy always makes me laugh.

[@RMJR6262]

Jim you are a pleasure to see. Thank you.

[@amywalker3647]

I have laughed so hard, I’m sure it gave me back years in my life.

[@iamnormal8648]

Thanks so much Jim for posting these clips of topical comedy. I am gonna bingewatch to the end.

[@carcar78]

You simply brighten up my day!😊. Thank you

[@babawawa1953]

Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I needed this. 😂

[@eleanorrouxel122]

Jim, you make my day worth while. LOL

[@runzoni]

Jim you are a legend. We love Jim And Jeannie She's awesome! ❤❤❤

[@LiseTrudel-p3v]

This is the greatest comedian ever.. he makes me laugh out loud…love him.

[@Alice-re9ix]

I have probably memorized by now each joke of yours and still laugh with the same joy when hearing them. Evergreen jokes. Jim Gaffigan, I thank God for creating you.

[@dannyspitzer1267]

His parents created him, not your imaginary god

[@alcalu]

Why not thank his parents? They *definitely had something to do with him being alive today.

[@thegoosemanrockentertainme6482]

Jim is the cleanliest comic. He never cursed

[@catslove3884]

Cursing is not funny. It is what a bad comedian uses.

[@V13-u1c]

You're a blast! Thanks for the laughs!

[@ericachacon8337]

I just cackled out loud about the body wash & the gum & cologne from the bathroom attendant. ❤😂

[@marshawoods4983]

Yep he is definitely the funniest guy around I love the toilet paper on the table Naches kept me laughing for the rest of the day

[@ScaryMary-7]

🤩 Jim made me laugh /howl and he never dropped one f bomb 💣 . Made my day

[@randydavis7650]

Lmao we can all unify over this genius!

[@tcaves3053]

Jim is hilariously funny 😆

[@Freerun482]

Happy Father’s Day Jim! Thanks for the laughs!! You’re the best ❤️❤️

[@leslie4351]

Jim can find THE FUNNIEST HUMOR out of every mundane thing! He's secretly a Scandinavian spy! What a ruse! 😂

[@michaelsullivan1262]

These are tremendous! Missed them during the vid, but enjoying the holy heck outta them now!

[@heidi681]

Thanks Jim 😁 I bring my own towels and 2 flat sheets to hotels. It saves me from losing my mind. 🤯

[@gregoryrobinson8193]

This man is funny!!!!! I've been watching his videos and I'm a fan now 👍

[@ishy78ishy]

Thank You Jim !! Great Material

[@robanderson473]

🤣 "who's cooking the feet? They're nearly done." 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh god, that floored me 😅

[@lucyjane103]

VEET.

[@TheBent139]

"Whose cooking the beets!"

[@tinyrogerts6449]

I'm totally with the times. Just saw your Trump tweet (from August) this morning. Thank you for speaking your mind, and speaking the truth at that. You were already one of my favorite comedians, and that just made me love you that much more.

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

8:24 But if I scratch myself on a….mannequin….. *at Victoria’s Secret…*

[@dawnrahn5478]

Omgosh Jim is the funniest man on the planet. I’m seriously lol at work.

[@tristanj9245]

Thanks, Jim! I look forward to these videoes. I play them at work. You have 3 new fans now!

[@maryanne2772]

These are laugh-out-loud ones for sure! No question.

[@UlisesPortilloupaudiovisuales]

No me canso del humor de Jim puedo ver mil veces los chistes, pero para mi hay varios Jim, parece una persona diferente en cada especial, Keep on making People laught!!!

[@jiho1988]

So true about everyone's houses having their own smell. Use all the scented candles, febreeze you want. It still has a smell.

[@HannaRuiz-w5s]

I love your jokes Gaffigan

[@gkvogt]

Dinner with the Gaffigans on Saturday is great.

[@michaelsouza1048]

Thanks for posting your comedy Jim! Loved ya in super troopers btw!

[@petermyers479]

Jim, I’ve been a fan for years and I keep finding new material, bits I’ve never heard before. You are one hilarious and prolific comedian. I’ve seen you in at least one movie too. Thanks for keeping me laughing.

[@shampar10]

The 'Hotels' segment had me in stitches 🤣

[@reneemartinez9286]

Hahaha shampoo and conditioner ( lol I need reading glasses 🤓 in my shower)!

[@2fishes-q5h]

Jim, love your life's work! Looking forward to your porch and rocker days?

[@mrtitusturner]

Absolutely hilarious!

[@yvonnephillips3888]

I confess...I'm an idiot. Had oral surgery two days ago with stitches and swelling. Had to stop watching this because well laughing really hurts.

[@alysononoahu8702]

Been there

[@davidcombs1785]

Jim slays with this set,

[@1bestfriend2u18]

Thanks, Jim, Merry Christmas to you and your family.

[@richvail7551]

You’re like a walking joke factory. I’m speechless, mostly because I’m laughing but still speechless nonetheless. 😂😂😂

[@kylemcgill2966]

Are you guys making vitamins in here? So obscure yet so relatable.

[@DorisBowers-u3x]

Jim's my favorite comedian. He can talk about anything, and make it funny. He's hilarious. He's naturally funny. 😂😂😂

[@djaltm8]

LOVE THE JIM!!!

[@kevinluschak5241]

This guy is hilarious!

[@kimberlyprien5482]

Love Jim!!

[@rick850angler6]

Who needs sit ups when you got Jim…😂🤣👍

[@AlwaysAng227]

Jim and Jeannie are really funny!

[@machinos7]

Amazing this guy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Prosch23]

That weird couple from the Cialis commercial...lol

[@leaaugusta9924]

"Who's got time for that?!? I'm naked!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@davefieldhouse5119]

Feckin brilliant jim!

[@grf15]

The roll of toilet paper at the table always caused me to (inwardly) chuckle.

[@heidivert830]

U sir are helping me greatly due to my hospital stay

[@RedRocksKi]

Hysterical!

[@GregoryD-if5xg]

Jim I hope you read this or your editor people . I absolutely love well me and my lady WE LOVE YOU. I think we watched all your material like some kid of season of lost.

[@Noah-rd3jr]

I love Jim Gaffigan!!

[@tialanzetta5136]

Uh oh, I was watching this while taking a bath!

[@trainsforhealth]

LOL good content Jim

[@LelenSingsit]

Last two were hilarious 😂

[@lonndevoll8274]

soooooooooo awesome...I dont know how you do it and remember all the things you say

[@jenniferpeterson266]

If anyone really believes in complete destiny @EVERYONE seeing this knows you were born to make us smile and laugh!

[@post.nut.clarity4800]

There's been a couple things that he has said that wasn't cool, in my opinion, but for the most part he's hilarious!

[@freakinfrugal5268]

I take baths for several reasons - too lazy to stand up in shower and can enhance bath experience with combination of the following components for delightful daily treat: bubbles, food, weed, games on phone, funny videos on lap top, lemonade, sudokus and magazines. Bathers are not wallowing in our own filth. How dirty do you think people are getting? A farm laborer might prefer a nice shower, sure, but once all the dirt and sweat are washed off, you should be in that tub with bubbles and a pipe and a great big strawberry smoothie. edit: forgot to mention I am a dumpster diver, so maybe I do get really dirty after all!

[@turkeysandtiaras2623]

Love THE JIM

[@kristinazubkova6560]

Always amazing

[@shinkg4435]

Mr. Gaffigan, I find it hilarious that I got a Door dash "breakfast in bed" commercial on your video... Lol