The Airlines Are Lying To You. Steve Hofstetter - Full Special

[@stevehofstetter]

Thanks for watching, everyone. Except the people who didn't enjoy it.

[@keithgrender3758]

You were awesome in Madison! Come back anytime.

[@lisamartin8794]

You are hilarious, thank you!!

[@HotChocolate1994]

That crowd seemed pretty stiff

[@Imfromtheyear3452]

The way you layer stories together is perfect! And some of your delivery reminds me of Mitch Hedberg-which is awesome.

[@keysersoze6854]

The ones that didn't like it have no sense of humour please don't think I was complaining wen I said alot was missing I just meant compared to ur usual because normally ppl heckle u on purpose must have been nice to have a normal crowd..peace.

[@Livia4now]

I've seen his stuff so much and hearing him not swear during his sets changes my experience so much but he still conveyed perfect energy and I loved it.

[@andrew20146]

Honestly seems like many bad comics use swearing as a crutch. Good comics can be funny without it.

[@Livia4now]

@@andrew20146 i agree and i disagree because i feel like swearing is a good way to convey emotion in a story and present it in an accurate way to how they were feeling at the time but there is a difference between swearing for the sake of swearing and trying to incorporate it to the dialogue of the story.

[@notsure1969]

I know, it's weird for me too.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"so much"

[@Flibbybibby]

@@andrew20146 Ok boomer.

[@PSKim_PoiZen]

the helicopter line killed me. perfect delivery.

[@86nabatat]

Loved that one 😂😂😂 its like you could never guess where he was going with that bilud-up, n then the “guy messed up” classic 👏🏻🤘

[@britter1955]

Yeah I lost it 😂

[@matttrafton2725]

Helicopter pilots get a bad rap as it is. Most helicopter emergencies are mechanical.

[@907biker6]

theres one thats even better where a heckler walks into the helicopter line, disgruntled parent. it was comedy gold.

[@dixieboy5689]

This guy a brutal genius. Clever and sharp laffs. He summed it all up with a gut punch of intense jokes. I loved this right away. Thanks DRY BAR.

[@paigeherrin29]

Agreed!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

So, are you subbed to his channel? It's very active.

[@TheGameGuruTv]

check out steve's own channel if you didn't already, great content!

[@86nabatat]

Clever & Sharp indeed 👏🏻 love the comedy that’s not so theatrical n involves brain, leaves room for personal interpretation as well.

[@noaht3087]

"You taught a murderer how to walk That's the first part of murdering!" 😅😄😂

[@swordsmancs]

I love the delivery on that line

[@simonsmith1974]

I just love this guy's humour. He nails it every time.

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

​@foxfireman188😂

[@TerryInUSA]

So why is that funny?

[@Ren-tn6xz]

True- following kids around “don’t die” all day is exhausting.

[@symbungee]

I've heard this set in both forms and I prefer dry, I add the curses myself internally. I can hear the nuance Steve puts into his choice of substitute word. Well done. A true performer, adaptable.

[@red5llaw]

It takes PURE GENIUS to tell a Filthy Joke cleanly.

[@robinmccall3845]

Boring.

[@adriank9234]

@@robinmccall3845 exactly, no swearing diminishes the whole experience.

[@AKSoapy29]

I've seen this set before as well, and yeah, very dry, I personally liked the other one better. Funny content either way, just two different ways of conveying it.

[@sallybilzon3507]

Me too, but l like how the absence of swearing gave the material a wholly different feeling. It’s as if swearing is an adrenaline inducing chemical; when the lines are punctuated by the f-word, mania ensues. Here was a sense of calmness, like a life raft drifting, gently riding the waves but with the sense that, unbeknownst to the occupant, there’s a huge waterfall just around the bend.

[@nicolebeck591]

Thank you for calling out those lazy folks who say "they have someone to clean that up." As a custodian listening to this while cleaning, I see some messes and shake my head and think how in the world did this happen?!

[@Flippokid]

Yeah but if people didn't make messes you wouldn't have work. Or less of it anyway. Do I really want to deprive people of their livelihood?

[@linshanhsiang]

@@Flippokid Oh so you think they're doing the cleaners a FAVOR by making a mess? Like they wouldn't sweep and mop if people didn't drop food and soda all over and worse? Think before you comment!

[@Flippokid]

@@linshanhsiang Not between every movie, and not with as many people as they need now.

[@Ultimita01]

@@Flippokid so custodians only work at movie theaters? lol and yes they clean without spills even moreso now due to covid. People like you... smh. Custodians arent hired to clean up messes, they are hired to maintain. They just have to clean up messes as well but thats a small part of their job.

[@liamorrison4484]

I would like to deeply apologize for ever having this mindset. When I was younger, I thought you didn't have to clean up very many things, so leaving messes for you was genuinely helpful. Obviously I'm not completely stupid anymore, and I know how much disgusting stuff you have to clean up super often, and I'm deeply ashamed of my past mindset. Thank you for doing the work people like me don't have the guts to do, you are truly needed and appreciated.

[@boredandconfused]

Russian nesting doll of irresponsibility. 😂 I broke on that one bad.

[@shoujobarton7692]

this guy's voice would be good for a murder mystery audiobook

[@jade2927]

Fs

[@lorireed8046]

More like to go to sleep.

[@cray_play7542]

pls that would be awsome

[@ejyounggun08]

@@lorireed8046 Why do you think that? His voice has many inflections. No monotone. As someone that just got back from a cross country trip and spent many hours driving, his voice certainly would've kept me awake; entertained.

[@lorireed8046]

@@ejyounggun08 Difference in people? Male voices put me to sleep? It's not meant as a jab. It did, in fact, make me fall asleep. I listen for 2 minutes , tune him out and go to sleep. People aren't all the same? Never meant it that way. But, yes... asleep is what I get from his voice.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

He takes airline jokes to a whole new level lol

[@red5llaw]

A Mile High perhaps?

[@CosmicFlux]

To a whole new *height*, perhaps?

[@andrebrown10101]

He goes above and beyond

[@kristenlandon796]

Or to a whole new altitude? 🙃

[@FishyCanada]

"How'd this pizza get here?"... "should we keep it?"

[@saranemecek1976]

Its not mine!

[@muhammedomar5399]

Who's joke was it originally

[@MrBarakados]

@@muhammedomar5399 Actually his, it was a response to a heckler a few years ago

[@heruhcanedean]

@@muhammedomar5399 We just watched Steve Hofsetter, not Carlos Mencia. Not all comics "re-use" other comics jokes.

[@Klaaism]

Ooo pepperoni

[@SnepBlepVR]

His example of people who can’t get around a pillow reminded me of how hopeless sims are all the time... “oh look a rubber duck; I guess I can’t eat now..”

[@mechengr1731]

I once lost a family of Sims bc one had set their plate down in a doorway, another set the stove on fire, and they chose to stand around the burning stove bc they failed epicly at using a fire extinguisher

[@wintersbattleofbands1144]

Did you mean "simps?"

[@tevjun8856]

@@wintersbattleofbands1144Sims. Like from the game series Sims

[@graceamerican3558]

“Eventually kids become smarter than dogs … like around 27 or 28.” 🤣🤣 In some cases THAT is being generous.

[@fredleemh]

Steve really nails the lines in this set. Would love to see him live someday

[@lokidecat]

Can attest; he is great live. Saw him here in Portland..

[@DOMbeyondtheblackwall]

dare ya to heckle lol

[@Jadeskorpion]

Yep, he's fantastic live. Only comedian I've felt the purchase of the tickets to see them was 100% worth it.

[@red5llaw]

You just did! 🤔

[@andyacts2]

I saw him At Morty's Comedy Joint in Indianapolis the weekend he recorded one of his specials, and talked to him after the show. He is exactly as easygoing and chill as you would expect. Great guy.

[@thatshittysnarefromSTanger]

Steve's gotta be my favorite comic, period. Love his material. Hes pretty good with hecklers too, fyi

[@jessi_katya4185]

"I like peanut butter, can you swim!?!" I can't. 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandyroberts4322]

Squirrel! Hahaha oh, that's the next thing I thought she might have said but yet that was pretty freaking funny

[@ricardoscale1285]

Lmbo that was indeed funny. Especially when you yourself talk to people like that in your own life!!!!!

[@adamwilliams2679]

But can you swim IN peanut butter?

[@jessi_katya4185]

@@adamwilliams2679 sounds tempting to try. 😆

[@adamwilliams2679]

@@jessi_katya4185 @jessi_ katya haha well I noticed you're someone who actually posts videos, so you'll have to film it if you ever get brave/drunk enough to try! I'll confess I'd never heard of IPSY before so I watched your latest vid. Your shirt makes me wonder, do you work with a rescue? Your ink makes me wonder if you're from New York. Your hair makes me jealous. I've had long hair for 20 years, but much of it has abandoned ship☹️ it's purdy thin now; I miss that thick mane feel. Finally, enjoy the hell outta those kiddos while you can! My stepdaughters are 23 & 21 now. It goes so dang fast!! Have a great day!

[@Okanto15]

"They have people for that". I enjoy watching this over and over!!

[@zhv3062]

Getting Steve Hofstetter on Dry bar is equivalent to getting someone like Kevin Hart on here. Steve Hofstetter is famously amazing. Would have been epic if there was a heckler in the crowd but Dry Bar would have kicked that person out and banned him/her for life. great bits as usual. thanks Dry Bar.

[@FlyingBalcony]

epic crossover

[@bakerfresh]

@@BasedDoggo hahaha haha,Oh snap. But, yeah I only know him for this. Surprised he was on Dry Bar because I just was introduced to him from KZbin where he always says he wrecks someone because he's a strong gay, ut it really had nothing to do with the conversation and usually it's the opposite and he's being rude. It seems, at the time and maybe his set is better?!? But on his own channel he had more owning, but not owning videos. He's no Kevin Hart...but Kevin isn't The Greatest, but who is?

[@clayrauch9718]

@@bakerfresh The greatest is purely subjective, unless you are going by sales which Kevin has been on top as the highest earning comedian and for selling out the biggest venues. So as far as sales, Kevin is the greatest at those times.

[@enumaelish9193]

@IfWhiningAtProblemsWorks, WhyDoCorporationsLobby? Kevin Hart is the junk food of comedians.

[@Veronica.John10-10]

19:00 I don''t get it...

[@chriscollins3786]

Your humor is incredible Steve first time hearing you. Thanks for brightening up day

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

This guy!! "I got mad cause she didn't even say thank you!" 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ricardoscale1285]

Lmbo

[@lilithpentagast351]

That's not what he said

[@catharineorellana3522]

@@lilithpentagast351 - Close enough. Don't nit pick!

[@lorenaakins4481]

His thought process is great. Strangely funny, I really enjoyed his twist.

[@map924]

When I was a kid, there was an outlet that had gotten taken out and I stuck a metal hanger in there and it shocked me. So I did it again. A dog would never do that.

[@tonyacosta4574]

Me 2

[@thefloatedartist3563]

Steve is my favorite comedian, I can't believe he did a clean show haha 😆 love this

[@TheRealSnowCat]

This is what I expected when I first came to dry bar comedy: The ultimate in dry humor! Steve Hofstetter really delivered in this one!

[@NoahOD_22]

Loved the CK-esque absurdly long tangent about comparing dogs to children before hitting us with the “that’s why I don’t like talking to people on planes”. Glad to see you’re still out there doing your thing! I remember binge watching all of your heckler videos a while back, but I haven’t seen anything from you in quite some time. Thanks for all the laughs with this, man!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Brilliant! Thank you!!

[@DennyBlessedDCT]

Being able to make people laugh without being vulgar or crude is the true definition of comedy! Well done.😇👍

[@sunnydaze2359]

This guy is so funny I hated for his skit to end.

[@emhu2594]

He usually swears and it is funny as hell.

[@kissit012]

No it isn’t. Being funny is

[@ashleythomas9350]

YES!

[@DocteurSnow]

"I'm not the hero you deserve but I'm the one you need." Beautiful.

[@utubit22]

That was seriously impressive. He took one experience, which had the potential to be laced with content, avoided it completely and filmed an entire special off of hijinx in the interim. Wow!

[@anom2087]

2 minutes in and I'm wheezing... This guy just got a fan.

[@beatleme2]

I love charismatic genius comedians like this guy !

[@melocoton7]

That helicopter/kid bit gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@AutumnSpaceship]

His narration really takes you places! It was GREAT!

[@crrc8731]

Great material 👏

[@thelorewriter9460]

I rememer his set almost word for word. I love Steve's comedy. Can't wait for the next time I can see him live.

[@kellyannthomas5727]

I loved this set. I love the delivery and sarcasm. My (ex) husband and I babysat for my friend's twin boys, age 11 months 3 weeks. We had them 4 nights. We put plastic plugs in every single outlet but one. The parents were at the end of the block when I heard my husband say, "Stop! Don't do that! Why?" and sure enough, one of the boys had crawled into my office, under my desk and put his tongue in the one exposed outlet. The parents were not more than a minute away when that happened. We had white tile floors and carpet. After the first feeding, the kitchen floor was orange and green, and the walls, too, so I brought them to their house for meals while I fed their dogs dogs. When the boys were done eating, the dogs cleaned them off and I hosed them down. It was the longest 108 hours ever. Straight out of a sitcom. Black sharpie markers on the walls, comforter, carpet, blinds... Kind of like that scene from "Raising Arizona" when the kid's wreak havoc on the trailer, but age 11 months and three weeks. Two weeks later, my husband got a vasectomy. We were cat people, not parents. Earlier we were banned from hosting high school exchange students again because my ex sent a 13 y.o boy to the airport wrapped like a mummy (seriously, like Halloween) from severe sunburn. He didn't check that a pale German boy had applied appropriate sunscreen for a day of innertubing down the river in Arizona during the summer. First host family to ever test out the health insurance policy.

[@EnergyMedicineAlice]

I agree, Steve's flying jokes are superb. Bravo!

[@genoseeks4589]

Thanks!

[@saycibon]

Laugh out loud funny! His timing is impeccable and his wit is enchanting. Can't wait to see more.

[@Jdthib327]

I wish I could have gone to see him live at dry bar, I live next to it. Too bad, but so glad to see it's been recorded. Thanks Steve!

[@hannahchaos5260]

I love this. It’s even better because the way he softens and raises his voice, it sounds like a motivational speech or slam poetry. He’s one of my favorites.

[@nowthenad3286]

"Doesn't even thank me, which I thought was rude." That was my champagne moment. That properly demonstrates the full beauty of the evolution of humankind to the point of genius comedy. So few words to hit us with a perfect comedy moment.

[@kimberlygibeson4985]

I hope she sees this video 🤣

[@jacobl6714]

I don't think there's necessarily a virtue in avoiding swearing like the plague, especially if a person looks down on/judges others for cursing or being alright with it. However it is more impressive to me when any comedian can be as funny or funnier even sometimes, doing their set clean. Great job! Some of these folks are fantastic, this homie included. By the way I really appreciate all the content, especially in this vast barren wasteland of covid-caused lack of comedy

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

I agree with you. It bothers me when commenters for Dry Bar only seem to think a comedian is noteworthy because they aren’t crude, and don’t use profanities or swear. If that’s all a comedian has to offer, it’s a boring, non-funny show I really appreciate this channel. I’m Australian so would never normally get to see these artists. Especially in our time of plague!

[@mai_world]

Love these sets, particularly gate 53C. 😂😂😂😂

[@DILLIGAFFB]

I've NEVER wanted a comedian's story to be true more than this one...

[@lostpunkrock]

Was so good to see Steve here. Like I know all of that material but it still is always fun to hear his delivery of it.

[@R3dRuM839]

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today.

[@salemprompthous3820]

This is one of the best shows I've seen on DryBar so far. I'm in actual pain in the abdominal area cause of laughter 🤣🤣🤣 Hillarious!

[@thewhynots7602]

Loving the dry sense of humor. Oh my word. 😂

[@margaretimmel1139]

The sleeping during a plane crash was hilarious!

[@rudevalve]

Certified Gold!!!!!

[@PeterGreen2015]

It's almost better the 2nd time! Maybe it's just in contrast to what else is out there. Also, it is such a relief to be able to relax when reading the positive and supportive comments here, and Dry Bar as well. Thanks 👍😌

[@mikeh.7499]

Yep!

[@chetbaker6749]

Steve!! He’s the best. I used to watch him all the time!

[@wrcummings]

Chet, Didn’t you mean to say, I used to watch him all the time. I still do but I used to too?

[@Artie32048]

​@@wrcummings 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrooklynPeterParker]

Was waiting for a heckler to "get owned" the whole video

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

That's because I'm sitting here at home ruining the experience for my family instead.

[@lauraodonoghue1348]

Yeah Utah is not breading hecklers

[@worsel555]

Guess Dry Bar told him he's not allowed to use "hecklers" to set up his material since it's always the same setup every time no matter where he goes... amazing coincidence, no?

[@its_me_flee8188]

@@lauraodonoghue1348 breading?

[@thesingerintheshower]

I know what you mean. I was thinking, "is he going to say something now? ...how about now? ...now?"

[@Bleh693]

That airport stunt he pulled on that person was legendary A+

[@crazymomlife888]

This is such a well written set

[@RicoBurghFan]

You can mess it up emotionally but you can't let it die 🤣🤣🤣

[@EPBF1]

This comedian has the cutest dog I always think he the realist person He is very bright and quick to retort I like him undeneath the harshness he seems to have very kind heart ....caring person

[@reacher8042]

This guy is great

[@kcl060]

5:50 is SO true! Don't die, don't die! Why are they so hell bent on doing stuff that could kill them?!! I swear I'm gonna cry! So funny!

[@natanapesya2103]

I could listen to this guy allllll day!!!

[@EPBF1]

A plane once reversed on tarmac to pick me up .. if I missed that plane I would have miss my interview for entrance to school God Bless that pilot When I got on plane passenger asked who I knew bc he travels all the time never seen plane reverse on tarmac & I said God bc I prayed I get on that plane ...he didnt know what to say to me I passed my interview into school too. Very grateful for the kindness of people & the power of prayer to touch others.

[@vorstadtprolll]

Bullschmid

[@gimmebackthatcookbook]

This is awesome

[@Dean0lson]

He kept it mostly clean and did great.

[@TheGameGuruTv]

he's a master

[@malkriss]

Mostly clean ... no offense but did I miss something that wasn't?

[@Dean0lson]

@@malkriss nothing big... 19:00 & 24:00

[@maggiejimenez45mj]

He said hell 2 times...... Really?

[@Dean0lson]

@@maggiejimenez45mj like I said, nothing big

[@donnakirby5942]

You are Hilarious. My husband and I are laughing so hard at everything you are saying because it's all true,we have kids( Thank God ,they are grown and have kids of their own now) and we have always had dogs,you are right on Both accounts and as for the airlines and the crazy train,Right Again.Everyone so needs more of you Every day especially Now,but even if there wasn't a pandemic, YOU ROCK.😂💙🖐✌KEEP EM COMING and God Bless You Steve.✝️🙏💜🦋

[@brandyroberts4322]

I have not laughed so hard in a very long time the paper cut joke was awesome , not to be outdone by the sleeping mask joke, that was so freaking funny! If anyone doesn't watch the full episodes you're doing yourself a disservice for a good laugh!

[@patchrockit]

dude really doesn't get enough fame beyond his own youtube channel He's great, really.

[@vgkpodium8291]

Steve Hofstetter is going places and looking out for his fellow passengers.

[@outerspacebass]

Wow! Hoffstetter doing a clean act! Awesome! Of course, they don’t heckle in the dry bar

[@BlackHak18]

Absolutely golden. You are my hero

[@deathdust147]

My man makes good points all round

[@rachelwhite4561]

Hahaha!!! To can raise a murderer, but "you did your best!" Truth!!

[@Kevv554]

This guy is really good!!

[@dallasl3688]

Steve! So great to see you again! Much love from KC. Thanks for the baseball.

[@id10t98]

"...because you can mess it up emotionally but you cant let it die..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@aqeelahmarcelledaniels8491]

You are hilarious!I love laughing, thank you for this 👏

[@chippyl3331]

Lol!🤣 Didn't realize he could do comedy without cussing...very enjoyable. And funny.

[@lauriegerber4000]

such high quality comedy. bravo.

[@beckyyu3726]

Excellent

[@aseroooooooo]

he's timing is soo perfect

[@carrie82853]

Wow, I've just found Steve, EXELLENT material, delivery everything. Love this type of humour ❤

[@MuniShakya]

we have been needing that honesty about kids for a hundred years!

[@viningx21]

This guy’s hilarious! 🤣😂 love this!

[@skeptic4031]

Steve Hofstetter is the frickin KING of Comedy !!! His comedy is A1 grade, top notch Hilarious !!!

[@obsessedwithguitars3157]

Ah, Steve Hofstetter on Dry Bar! How did you rein his profanity in?? Can't wait for the Louis C.K. and Eddie Griffin specials!

[@Yoandrys23]

I was literally thinking the same thing

[@seanA416]

Yeah definitely pushed it on a lot of jokes for Dry Bar, haha

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

Well he had to use a bunch of old material to fill the time slot to be fair. But yeah I'm shocked he pulled it off too.

[@lauraodonoghue1348]

I thought Louis CK was a no go

[@danieltraina6761]

I really liked the pauses it caused! The jokes are great both ways though

[@cityslicker4983]

He is one of my favorite comedians!

[@halkael2317]

So this is what a show looks like with no hecklers!! Ive seen almost all of these clips, many times… first time uninterrupted tho 🤣

[@kathleenmillington4860]

Love this guy

[@ev1533]

Holy crap I'm dying right now 😂😂🤣

[@bfetoile2955]

Dry Bar introduces me to another new favorite!

[@truseeker1]

Saw him for the first time and I was laughing hysterically 😁😁 so good! Much needed jokes!

[@cubanodiablo]

I heard ya on the background

[@DodgeRamGrl79]

I literally peed just a little from laughing so hard!

[@v.duskren8819]

I've been watching Steve for years. If you guys and gals haven't seen him before, and are okay with swearing, I urge you to go binge-watch his channel. Steve is one of the best comedians out there today, especially when dealing with hecklers.

[@jessiccabatista6044]

This was truly funny!!! Nicely done. Thank you!

[@smallbiztaxlady]

"The crazy train had another stop to make."

[@juliebaker6969]

"A paper cut could decapitate someone in a plane crash." His next line should have been; "Then you should be taking away magazines, not pillows."

[@samhowl1152]

That's not funny.

[@juliebaker6969]

@@samhowl1152 says you.

[@juliebaker6969]

@@ohjoe2010 yeah, well I commented before he got there. I always comment imediately when something I want to say pops into my head, that way I don't forget to

[@samhowl1152]

@@juliebaker6969 all you did was state the obvious, that magazines would be a higher paper cut risk than a pillow. That's objectively not funny.

[@samhowl1152]

@@juliebaker6969 maybe you should think about it for a few seconds.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

Can't believe I missed a dry bar upload of Hofstetter. Completely ditched whatever I was watching for this. No regrets.

[@LadyVischuss]

Great show, lots of fun and loved the end !

[@jordant5163]

Amazing set man, haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

[@melissacrawford3590]

I really needed this to be somewhat mello & funny. Thank you Steve😁

[@avianna7738]

This guy is my new hero. I'm in love :-D