the twilight remake that almost broke stephanie meyer | niche twilight drama

[@jordyscomputer]

niche twilight drama stimulates something in my brain that can only be explained by neuroscientists of the highest caliber

[@uncarley]

you should be studied tbh

[@ella-louise9537]

My two favourite scholars ❤

[@jordyscomputer]

@@ella-louise9537 omg hi legend

[@lisamariebasile2685]

We must have the same neuro issue

[@misspacino4081]

I can relate to your comment As well. You are NOT alone 😩😂🙏🏼♥️

[@froggie465]

Lmaoo @ Stephanie Meyer saying “I don’t read romance, it’s too smutty” like girlie didn’t you write about Bella crying out for dick for 3 books straight?????

[@uncarley]

post dick depression yes

[@milaces1323]

THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zlata8833]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@sofiagveloso]

the self-awareness

[@diannakaplan8853]

So true and once she finally got it she became pregnant practically immediately. I remember she wanted to keep Renesmee regardless that she would be doomed unless she became a vampire immediately after the baby was born. Then she would have to endure 3 days of agony before she would be a vampire. That always made me think of opiate withdrawal. If taking really good opiates it takes a bit longer but the first 3 days are the worst.

[@ma_kenz]

I can’t believe 14-year-old me risked going to hell to secretly read these books because my mom thought they were demonic 💀

[@uncarley]

you're braver than the marines

[@gl3718]

was she wrong? i love twilight but im not sure she was wrong

[@OfJournalandJourney]

We lived the same life...now, we ride

[@rachel.beth99]

SAME LMAO

[@ranchdubois6255]

she was right 😢

[@melrosebooks]

My favorite part of Midnight Sun was that he kept referring to his inner monster… sorta like how Anastasia from 50 Shades has an inner goddess. So… Stephanie Meyer ripped off the person who ripped her off, which is a pettiness I support

[@Beatmyguest001]

LMAO I love this

[@faith9196]

This is incredible

[@advmx3]

That's awesome actually XD

[@glass.hammer]

And arguably better. Edwards whole bullshit was moping about being eternally damned and still resisting the urge to rampage. What was Anastasia’s inner goddess? Her 🐱? Like girl just say you’re horny.

[@swatisaini6447]

Also the nurse assuming renee is from gorgia bcoz mom in 50 shades is from gorgia

[@theOnlydillweed1]

If twilight had taken place in the Victorian era, this is the point where Edward would have told Bella to cover her fucking ankles

[@uncarley]

hahahaha

[@sava-smth]

IMAGINE victorian era twilight but if it was about early years of edward when he was feral and bella would be the person that actually turned him to being vegan IT COULD'VE BEEN A GOOD BOOK 😭😭😭 Edit: noticed here I've called Bella "the thing" which is eeh also remembered how it called for vampires not eating humans

[@theOnlydillweed1]

@@sava-smth omg that would have been amazing

[@societycrumbles]

I mean, for mormons, it's kinda still like that lol

[@chelsjones]

her next twilight book should be twilight but if it was in the victoria era im dead serious. i feel like her writing would make so much more sense in that time

[@onescentperbook]

The fact that Stephenie Meyer's husband is named Christian is also funny. E L James has no shame.

[@crystaldollhouse]

Omg?? It’s like she loved twilight so much she wanted the author to hate her just to get noticed

[@greyblueme9711]

@@crystaldollhouse just like the after series author and Harry Styles

[@faycoleman9023]

Hahaha 😂 nooo I didn't know that?! El James really was coming for Stephanie for no reason. "I'm gonna steal your story and I'm gonna steal your mans name too! B*tch!" Hahaha the insinuations about Stephanie are endless already. El just made it ten times worse.

[@abbie_joan]

it elevates it even more when you realize that Meyer wrote Twilight after having a vampire wet dream...so Fifty Shades/Masters can basically be read as Real Person Fanfiction with the book characters replacing Meyer and her husband

[@thesentienttoadstool9369]

You absolutely cannot separate Twilight’s inherent weirdness from Meyer’s whack ass Mormonism. Which makes her books so much fun to analyze through that context.

[@uncarley]

oh this makes so much sense

[@thesentienttoadstool9369]

@@uncarleygirly heard that sexual impurity was literally akin to murder and ran with it

[@marinannaxo-7121]

That long khaki skirt really threw me though the loop when I did not know that she was a Mormon while reading the books 😂

[@melissamoonchild9216]

absolutely. as a utahan who has been nonconsentially surrounded by mormons my entire life this is so on point

[@leahscontemporary]

That's actually a lie I wish people would stop perpetuating. Stephenie Meyer has gone on record to say that is a false equivalent and nowhere in her books is the writing or characters influenced by Mormonism. If anything the vampires themselves can be read as Catholic as that's where their modalities align

[@Angel-zz8ot]

Stephanie Meyer being Mormon is why I read the books as a 10 year old because another girl in my church told me I had to read it because the author is one of us. I read it without knowing what it was about back in 2006 and omg I ate that up in 3 days and I was hooked

[@uncarley]

this makes so much sense

[@ash_tray]

Ok ur bio is so sweet and made me smile

[@melissamoonchild9216]

lol one of us. yep that sounds exactly mormon 😅

[@kailerleonardo8436]

My (mormon) mom and sister were all about it for that reason.

[@bloofinntoonaa]

Girl honestly its insane that all of the stuff that you upload literally align with my interest (or we all were just collectively too active on tumblr back then)

[@uncarley]

omg im so glad

[@orion1736]

the twilight cast looked camp right in the eye for sure and I love them for it

[@uncarley]

YES

[@TheLandBeyond_Productions]

Especially once you see them in normal color without the filter

[@glass.hammer]

exhibit a: Nikki reed as Rosalie. Exhibit a1: Nikki read as Rosalie in the third one during her backstory flashback.

[@tentinquarantino1]

I need twilight from the perspective of Charlie Swan. Really curious about what he was thinking the whole time.

[@SocialExperiment232]

Honestly the most useless father you could imagine lol

[@lauririvero9304]

Amanda Todhunter has a video that is exactly about this 🤣

[@editaudioaesthetic]

No because the way he probably thinks they’re in a cult.

[@phantasmagorics]

@@SocialExperiment232 Don't slander Charlie like that, he was doing his best, everyone around him was insane

[@tentinquarantino1]

@@phantasmagorics And a bear/human/wolf was eating all his buddies which was basically nothing compared to the nightmare of having Bella as a daughter.

[@kaniahankston4310]

The only thing about the “Twilight” series that REALLY grinds my gears is Jacob Black’s character. He was genuinely a good guy that turned really creepy. And then having him imprint on their daughter?! Come on now! Without the Cullens I think Bella would’ve had a happy life with Jacob and it’s sad. 😂😭

[@mads597]

I think Bella and Jacob would stay close friends while Bella acknowledges and then embarks upon her innate queerness

[@kaniahankston4310]

You know what? I’ve actually thought that she would be queer once or twice without Edward. But with Stephanie being Mormon and all…idk. 😂

[@TheRonnieaj]

I’ve always thought she was really surprised by how popular Jacob was, because in her mind Edward was the obvious choice. So she had to massacre Jacob’s character to make those who rooted for him reconsider their opinions.

[@mars_mayday]

@@mads597 I genuinely thought that she and Rosaline had a hate-crush on each other

[@editaudioaesthetic]

@@TheRonnieajshe was! Jacob was supposed to be the guy Bella goes to for basically plot information or lore information. She named Jacob after her actual brother in real life, so she NEVER foresaw his popularity or even a romance for him.

[@Katranga]

I remember reading that leaked messy PDF and it was basically half the book. I was ok that Meyer said “you’re never getting the rest!” because it went all the way to the meadow scene and that’s all I really needed

[@uncarley]

honestly all we need to know is that edward is thinking of bugs at the meadow what else do you need

[@aberdeen0107]

For some reason the German publisher for the twilight books actually published that first half as a bound copy back then lol

[@Beatmyguest001]

I cannot believe how much I vibe with this comment LMAO I was exactly the same

[@Grace-ms7un]

Naw i really needed the fast and furious car chase through phoenix 😂

[@doitsushine92]

midnight sun is amazing because even edward is weirded out by his own actions, calls himself an obsessed vampire stalker and judges his own thoughts for freaking out over the possibility of a tsunami ripping through forks and killing bella

[@brookelee9745]

I do remember that when reading it online a billion years ago. Him working out having to kill the entire town of Forks basically while sitting there next to bella

[@Grace-ms7un]

Dont forget the meteor shower 😂

[@charlea533]

i can’t believe you didn’t mention that because gerard way had ptsd from 9/11 he created my chemical romance, who stephanie said she often listened to while writing the book and was inspired by … so 9/11 basically caused fifty shades

[@karmica7591]

Wasn’t it Muse? I remember that she talked about them, not MCR, but I could be wrong 🤔 or it could be both, maybe.

[@editaudioaesthetic]

And fofty shades of grey is what launched Dakota Johnson’s career. And because of that, Dakota got invited onto Ellen all the time, and their was actually DAKOTA JOHNSON who CALLED OUT ELLEN for being a mean liar/bully… spiralling into Ellen’s downfall and show cancellation. 9/11 caused Ellen’s downfall.

[@morgangunning30]

she didn't mention this because it's a myth. muse was the biggest inspiration for twilight, not mcr

[@editaudioaesthetic]

@@divlnnityx6539 yes this is true but it is also true mcr was not the only inspo. It was a lot. BUT! It’s a fun theory.

[@crystaldollhouse]

Instead we got mcr’s song “vampire money” 👏

[@ameliamcclux]

I used to live near a paper mill and the paper mill was really struggling financially and was about to close down UNTIL 50 shades of grey came out. the paper mill was tasked with making paper for those books and the books were so popular the paper mill was saved! she is still thriving to this day

[@RuthMadisonAuthor]

That’s so heartwarming!

[@Beatmyguest001]

Oh my god I LIVE for little stories like this 😂 amazing

[@psthisiskaty]

This actually makes me okay with 50 shades!❤

[@loraelizabeth7580]

The only wholesome thing 50 Shades has done to society😂

[@DaisyBomber]

I stopped finding the age gap creepy because reading Midnight Sun makes it really clear that Edward truly is 17 and has been seventeen for a while. As in, he has the brain of a teenager, his frontal lobe is not fully developed. He will never grow up and I guess neither will Bella

[@karakask5488]

Carly continuing to put herself on the frontlines for our entertainment. I hope you get the support you need in these trying times

[@uncarley]

ruining my brain for your entertainment

[@hallenelson2839]

Carley, Midnight Sun is a crack fic. You have to give it a whirl at least once. Highlights below: "One tear still glistened in the corner of her left eye, shining in the brightness of the room. A tiny, clear piece of her, an ephemeral diamond. Acting on some strange instinct, I reached out to catch it with my fingertip. Round on my skin, it sparkled as my hand moved. I swiftly touched my finger to my tongue, tasting her tear, absorbing this minute particle of her. She stared at me curiously, but I had no sane way to explain." "Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed vampire stalker." The most wild part of it is that the cultural zeitgeist has changed so much since she wrote Twilight. She had every opportunity to reframe what happened in the original books to meet the criticisms people have had for YEARS about the books and Edward as a romantic lead. Instead, she doubled down and made Edward EVEN MORE PROBLEMATIC. Truly, a feat.

[@uncarley]

YES girly double down on the problematical elements learn NOTHING

[@thatb1h855]

I loved Edward in midnight sun bc he was so fucking unhinged at ALL TIMES😭

[@rica3947]

i honestly love that she didn't try to reframe it so make it less problematic, that would have felt like a weak attempt to gaslight her audience lmao

[@thatb1h855]

@@rica3947 like we REMEMBER how he acted in twilight there's no dressing it up😭😭

[@Beatmyguest001]

@@thatb1h855ME TOO 😂 it was hysterical and weirdly made me like him a lot more

[@laurelelizabeth4965]

My other favorite part of Midnight Sun was that while she was half dead in the hospital he's already planning to leave her for dead in the woods in a few months. He had a LOT of time to think about his breakup plan, and that was still the one he went for, and I absolutely love that. Why would I stick around and make the person I supposedly love into a vampire and be with them forever when I could leave them, established to be clumsy and not a woodsy person who was likely to know their way around in there, to die in the woods? And then put them in a position where they're forced to save MY life a book later because I couldn't take two seconds to make sure it was their funeral? Idk the logic just logics doesn't it

[@rica3947]

i think the only thing to be said in Edwards defense (and I'm a big Edward hater lol) is that he only took her like 100 ft away from her own house, so like literally just around the corner, but instead of simply going home, Bella decided to "follow" Edward into the forrest. But him planning to leave her was so fucking insane on god

[@laurelelizabeth4965]

@@rica3947 I realize that but this is Bella, who even he says is a magnet not just for danger but also for trouble. And she can't go on a short beach hike without getting her hands all scraped up. Can barely walk across flat ground apparently. So like....why do it in the forest at all?

[@advmx3]

The plot holes my friend. The fact she wrote the books so fast is insane too. I believe Twillight was only this huge hit because Stephanie had an Idea at the Right time. Because I know a way better book who was also a best-seller AND have a way better written story which was inspired by Twillight by the way, that never got any movies, and people don't even think or talk about them, which are the Tiger's Curse Saga. The books are good, well written for the public it was aimed and the fact that THAT series was born of the lack of Twillight is just a gem on itself. Such a shame when Tiger's Curse was released, there was way too many books following the footsepts of Twillight, and only an Erotica Fanfic would be able to achieve the same level of success afterwards. Again, E. L. James had the right idea at the right time. She may be a copycat, but the girl knows how to take an opportunity and USE IT. xD

[@username-pb9ui]

“how to wear jeans in a god-honoring way” is so peak girldefined/twilight i actually screamed

[@loraelizabeth7580]

I remember during a worship weekend thing for teens that my church did, we had a “workshop” on how to dress appropriately. 2 things I’ll never forget. 1.) they actually showed us some cool ways of tying our scarves. 2.) they told us not to wear skinny jeans that were too tight, as we *all* sat there, the year 2013, in our tight skinny jeans. I remember thinking “what else is there to wear?”😂

[@Niyapapaya8]

There is an element of Stephanie Meyer and her writing that is interesting and strange because she is Mormon. There is so much to unpack there - sincerely an ex-Mormon 😂

[@uncarley]

ohhh that makes so much sense

[@wormgirl0690]

For real, it’s so weirdly subtle but also somehow screaming in your face 🥴 xoxo, another ex Mormon.

[@Niyapapaya8]

@@wormgirl0690 right! Haha

[@mads597]

@@wormgirl0690not unlike the sinister reality of the church ;)

[@melissamoonchild9216]

lol yep...lots of sexual repression and bad fashion

[@rinisonline4312]

i forgot how earth shattering bella’s floor length khaki skirt is

[@uncarley]

literally dragging on the ground

[@Grace-ms7un]

As someone who had to wear khaki skirts because thats what my mom bought for me, that whole thing had me dying 😂

[@alyebear9828]

My mom had LITERALLY found that leaked manuscript, printed it out for both of us and lemme tell you, we were fed. Thanks mom for supporting my twilight obsession since the beginning

[@tereziemuckova5879]

The funny thing Is I am from czech republic, there is only 10 mil people speaking czech language. And the leak still got translated. I didn't grasp then how absurd the drama was but once i started understand english it hit me like a speeding train. I even remember talking about it with my Elementary school teacher. She understood english so she read the og leak few weeks earlier than me. I still laugh at the thought of some 20ish obsessed girl translating the leak in just a few weeks😂 Anyways thanks for uploading this masterpiece. You're one of the best people on KZbin, i love your humor!

[@mmgs1148]

She was probably working as fast as Stephanie did with her 4 og books

[@lucygoosey137]

Watching this reminded me of when midnight sun came out and I was too embarrassed to buy a copy so I listened to an illegal audio book on a website that gave my phone a virus

[@juliall255]

I AM DECEASED

[@mJazzle]

LOL damn 🤣

[@neivilde.1242]

i read life and death recently, and i pictured it as edward is a human and bella is a vampire just for my visual imagination, but it’s literally gender bent like bella is beau and edward is edythe. I think it would’ve been more interesting to swap who does what instead of literally just swapping the genders, because like tell me twilight wouldn’t be better with kristen stewart as edward like they would’ve played the heck out of that. And rpat as bella, he can se do fragile human. Oh well

[@uncarley]

yes! so much more interesting!

[@margs82]

maybe we can get e l james to write this for us lolll

[@DravenFromDelaware]

Wait so like the power dynamic is the same with bella falling hopelessly in love but only as a vampire? Such a pity i was so excited there for a moment imaginging edward as a little scampering human man. But i guess this doesnt fit with her mormonism being inherently patriarchial or whatever

[@neivilde.1242]

@@DravenFromDelaware yeah like it's exactly the same as twilight except the pronouns are changed. and the ending is different. I'll give her that, edythe (edward) is a bit chiller than edward, like she's more touchy with beau, and she can be funnier, but like, no change whatsoever

[@LadyBug020411]

If I’m being honest I always imagined Edyth as Rosalie and Beau as Emmet but Rose is acting like Edward and Emmet acting like Bella. It’s what made the most sense in my head at the time because I just Robert Pattison acting like he he doesn’t know he looks like how he looks

[@strongestavenger6738]

Dude you’ve truly been a gamechanger since I found your channel a few months ago. I’ve been having an absolute trench of a depressive episode and I’d just like to thank you for being out there. I really don’t know how to word it lol.. I genuinely believe that you getting me invested in some pointless bullshit that I probably wouldn’t care about on my own time for ≈20-40 minutes at a time has made a difference in me still being here. Thank you Carley. All my love from Finland🇫🇮❤️

[@uncarley]

im so glad! hang in there my mental state has been awful all year and i just got on new medication and im finally coming out of it... you've got this!!

[@lilacswithtea]

re: twilight girls being "stupid" the valedictorian of my high school class literally made one of the first twilight fan websites and went to the movie premieres and stuff so for me the thought of someone being stupid for liking twilight was preposterous because obviously being the valedictorian she was smarter than me...

[@liaistotallyfine]

My favorite thing about Twilight will always be Robert Pattinson saying that he thinks Edward is a psychopath and that he played him as such

[@jazzycat8917]

I remember reading the leaked chapters way back when and thinking "huh, probs for the best you didn't put this one out Stephanie". Well wasn't I boo boo the fool......

[@uncarley]

hahahah

[@mj5697]

Same! …and then I read the official published novel of Midnight Sun at the beginning of this year 🫣😂🤣 Edward’s internal monologue is WILD

[@cnewsom6700]

This vid was healing to all the fucked up toxic romance and mysogyny I absorbed from these books. Side note my brain exploded earlier this year when I found out SM was mormon and realized the whole series' concept is a pretty neat metaphor for virginity in a culture where a girl's virginity is equated to her entire value, purpose, being: essentially her life. Annnnnnyway

[@cleodavatus1099]

I was raised Mormon, and the weird parallels that Stephanie Meyer wrote with her religion are so funny I wanna write an essay about it

[@lidiabidia105]

Omg now I want somebody to write that soo bad

[@tvloover80]

I would read it!

[@josie10E]

my only claim to fame is that my friend goes to church with stephanie meyer and though I am an ex-mormon who hasn't gone to church in 3 years, you best believe I took that opportunity to go and meet her

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

interesting. how strange it would be to meet my favourite author at church lol

[@aderita209]

I had a dream yesterday about donating my Twilight saga books, this is the sign I needed. Thank you Carly

[@uncarley]

happy to help!

[@SunnyMorningPancakes]

Meanwhile I watched the video thinking 'damn I donated those, this is the perfect time for a chaotic revisit'

[@Beatmyguest001]

Why would you ever?! I wanna reread lmao 😂

[@crystaldollhouse]

I’m keeping my books and dvds forever, it’s just too much fun to revisit them sometimes 😂

[@andrat2782]

it would be an absolute crime not to make a "i read midnight sun so you don't have to" video carley. i need this. we need this

[@rachelb4339]

I VIVIDLY remember my college aged babysitter at the time (I was like 8) RUNNING into my house after picking me up from school in order to get to the family computer to read the leaked midnight sun chapters. Like she spent hours reading on the desktop at my house. I had no idea what she was reading until years later 😅

[@sofiachacon9130]

your videos truly never disappoint.

[@uncarley]

thank you bestie

[@zw4026]

I can’t believe you forgot to mention the 9/11 to fifty shades pipeline 😂 9/11 inspired Gerard way to start my chemical romance. Stephanie Meyer has said she was partially inspired by mcr to write twilight. Fifty shades is twilight fanfiction. It’s crazy

[@vadr0ka]

One of my favorite fun fact’s is MRC was asked to make a song for one of the movies and they said no lmao and they made Vampire Money instead as a response

[@nesspresso]

I can't wait for your videos reviewing the Twilight books once your start reading them (I'm manifesting)

[@uncarley]

i think i might actually die

[@hpete97]

@@uncarleyplease do this for me I need a win in my life rn

[@thatgirlwhoreadsalot]

My professor from film class referred to the Twilight movies as things you shouldn't do if you become a filmmaker and it was literally my favourite class watching my professor struggle to not diss Twilight because he knew how all the girlies in class related to it so much in their teen years and he didn't want to hurt our feelings 😂

[@laura_barton]

Meanwhile I had a professor in my one lit class where we were reading Dracula who took every opportunity to rip on Twilight. He literally did not care. Lol

[@cjsheu]

@@laura_barton honestly twilight is better than dracula (source: me, an english prof who's read both)

[@SocialExperiment232]

@@cjsheuthis comment makes me fear for the education kids are getting in college. I feel bad for your students.

[@oo4758]

​@@SocialExperiment232Not every old peice of writing is a good one lol. Even comparably. As a side note(not saying that you’re saying this), I'm absolutely tired of this mind set that the "classics" are untouchable and above reproach and everything modern and fun needs to be burned at the stake. So exhausting, uncritical, unhelpful, and boring.

[@SocialExperiment232]

@@oo4758 Conversations would work so much better on the internet if people asked someone what they think of something instead of speculating and accusing. Anyway in case you were curious. No I don’t believe all the classics are amazing pieces of literature and should be forced on people over and over. But the two books he compared are nowhere near an example of classics being bad versus new books being good. There are good pieces of literature created in modern times… twilight is not one of them. That book did nothing but further establish deluded ideas of romance and poor survival skills in teenage brains. My sentence, as it implied, was referring to those books that he compared. The only thing that made that book popular was teenage hormones and the lack of better judgment of the people reading it.

[@bugzilly]

deeply love the energy in this video. have to comment and say "flip the table moment" is not a weird phrasing of the "how the tables have turned" thing... she's saying she's so mad, she would literally upend a table. like where you stand up and push the table over bc you're pissed - it's a cliche

[@hannahckirk]

I was a HARDCOREEEEEE twihard as a tween. I remember reading the midnight Sun leak so many times, especially once Stephenie Meyer finally published it on her blog and said she’d never ever ever ever finish it because her trust was betrayed. I’m so glad she needed a paycheck and finished it because I loved Midnight Sun and it resparked my twilight obsession as an adult lol. I honestly feel like Midnight Sun did a great job at modernizing some of the issues of Twilight and making them more… not feminist cause she’s definitely still Mormon, but less toxic. Or at least more understandable, lol. Like Edwards actions are weird af in Twilight and their romance is a whirlwind, but MS does a better job at slowing the romance down to a more palatable pace and making his seemingly toxic misogynistic behaviors make more sense.

[@stelacrystela]

It made me mad that the gender bended Twilight book was actually kind of good. Like why does male Bella suddenly have sense and dimension???

[@TacticusPrime]

The answer is always Mormonism.

[@Mel0nMel]

I've literally binged all your videos recently I'm so excited

[@uncarley]

!! thank you so much

[@AphroditeLee]

Stephanie Meyer is WAY better a person than I am cuz I would have gone after Ms James with all the fire I had in me ESPECIALLY since she stole her characters and put them in a genre she was against wholeheartedly. I personally LOVE fan fiction (and look forward to folk doing fan fiction on my stuff) BUT ACTUALLY PUBLISHING it for profit? No *&^%$#@! No. James would go down... and NOT in the way she TRIES to write about!

[@emilyb.8219]

I was in deep for Twilight in '07-08, I checked Stephenie Meyer's website all the time for news about casting for the movie and she had like reference photos for all the Cullens' cars and stuff on there, it was superb. I read the leaked chapters of Midnight Sun at the time and even changed my email profile pic to a fanmade cover of the book, and _to this day_ it shows as my profile pic (on my end only somehow, thank god) when I send emails even though in my google account I have no photo set and have no idea how it's still linked. An unsolved mystery reminding me of my middle school Twilight obsession for eternity, apparently

[@availandco]

Knowing how ingrained I was into the Twilight books and films then crossed over into the Fifty Shades of Grey films but being completely unaware of this deep seeded underbelly of drama 😭 I need to aim to be this unaware of drama in pop culture for the foreseeable future

[@jacoba.penrod4943]

“The body keeps the score” I literally screamed

[@lbar973]

you are my niche interest twin thank u for existing

[@uncarley]

happy to help

[@flixti9295]

twilight is literally just love, blood, vibes and glitter and it’s perfect

[@meg-od2bo]

I am so obsessed with this channel, you literally talk about every niche interest and reference I find funny and make it 10x funnier hahahaha

[@skone1996]

This reminded me of being deep into the twilight fandom in middle school and scrolling through a twilight news blog and seeing a fan made craft which was Bella’s womb and fetus made of felt and it haunts me to this day

[@madeleinemei-ling5625]

I love this - the jokes hit, the commentary hits, the details hit - thank u girlie pop u made my day

[@D415Y-x0]

carley consistently serving the content i never knew i needed. currently trying to break my friend into agreeing to a twilight movie marathon (they have never experienced the beauty of the saga). so far i have negotiated doing it over two days and a sleepover so we can watch breaking dawn first thing after we wake up.

[@evahoffmann5683]

They did actually cast a real baby and several real kids and an older actress to play the different versions of Renesmee during the film, they just CGI’d Mackenzie Foy’s face over all of them until the point where it was supposed to be Mackenzie playing child Renesmee. Still rightfully unsettling, of course.

[@faycoleman9023]

To be a fly on the wall when S.M. found out about the 50 shades books. I'm sure she almost had a aneurysm. 😂😅

[@kestrel9975]

Not me reading fifty shades when it was still a fic, I did it cause every one was talking about it and I was curious, it was very boring. Maybe it took so long to finish midnight sun exactly because Edward has those insane thoughts about insects and Stephanie needed to find all that fun facts. Twilight never gonna stop being iconic

[@challennarose270]

I was so young when this happened but I was part of the problem...I downloaded and read that shit SO MANY TIMES. I was heartbroken when she said she wasn't going to finish it and literally judged that woman SO HARD.

[@3vaniamaria]

Carly youre a real one for mentioning girl defined by name

[@Chareads]

I remember reading the leaked Midnight Sun chapters secretly, because there was this thing where everyone thought it wouldn't be published if the leak got too big so loads of people abstained to make Stephanie happy lol

[@fugitive_]

I’ve been putting your videos on to take naps to but I am just stuck here giggling to myself over the “girls like twilight and girls are stupid but boys are the president” joke.

[@marilla2001]

What a glorious Sunday to serve Queen Carley by giving her what's left in my brain in the form of attention and a like 🛐

[@uncarley]

church is in session

[@septiceye_3706]

Never got into Twilight, but being served some niche Twilight drama on a warm afternoon is something I can't turn down lol

[@skullchimes]

twilight will always, year after year, circle back into relevancy in some way shape or form and I couldn't be happier. I love my silly goofy vampire fantasy

[@hannahe284]

been loving this coverage of the fanfic to published book pipeline that you’ve displayed on your channel recently

[@addiforras]

In high school during peak Twilight mania, I was too cheap to buy the New Moon book, so my friend sent me the book on Microsoft word format. And I read the entire book.. in Word

[@maike__-]

Carley, I LOVE your deep dives and your unhinged summaries, analyses, highlights etc so much, they give me life, they keep me entertained, i watch the whole thing,I don’t have to set the playback speed to 1.5x, I even enjoy your videos on topics I know nothing about. Thank you, sincerely.

[@curtalaura796]

Honestly, I read Midnight Sun and enjoyed it. The Remember Twilight podcast is great when it comes to criticising the books and giving credit where credit is due. And to be fair, I read everything in my late 20s. I read it for entertainment not to dissect the book nor to take dating advice (as some seem to do... 😔).

[@whitegamma5106]

I loved Remember Twilight! So sad they stopped podcasting

[@philipppatzen3]

16:30 if E and L would not have a space in-between, it just would say: "the james" .... also 50 shades of gray is just a book about a woman being traumatized and crying under the shower, tying to cope, probably needing therapy for a couple years while a couple million dry housewives get off to it.... also 26:25 once you see Edwards wings, you cant unsee them : 3

[@TheJeannag]

Honestly, I would love a series of just Carley explaining everyday modern things to a Victorian child. Imagine trying to explain fanfic, Wattpad, 1D, and After.

[@danicacassidy1672]

This is the best tea I have ever heard in my life like I needed to hear this thank you queen

[@lea6385]

Okay genuine question, why cant i access the last two videos? Is this how they are posted now or were they taken down for some other reason?

[@melissabennett6571]

There is no one who I would rather hear this insane story from. Thank you.

[@jillsarah7356]

The way this intro put comedy on the “not like other girls” brainwashing that got some of us in the 00s/2010s was ARTFUL lololol

[@clairegopaul4977]

your vid’s aligning with all of my lifelong interests is either a sign that i’m not unique or that we all have been on the internet since an extremely young age

[@fromjazz]

Congrats on 300k carley!! Your vids are amazing and so entertaining 🤍🎀

[@uncarley]

!! thank you

[@itskellyyb]

Why do you always upload videos that speak to me a true queen

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Some buzzfeed type social media company once asked on Facebook who everyone’s least favourite actor was. I scrolled the comments and quite literally 1 in 3 said Jane Fonda and I was so confused so I googled it. It was literally the most boomer energy I have ever encountered, and reminded me why I only interact with my craft groups on fb😳

[@alesamaa]

your explanation of your internalized misogyny when young was SPOT ON omg thank you for putting that shared experience into words and helping me laugh at it 😅

[@lilaviolettaxo]

i love u carley thank u for posting i almost did my homework.

[@uncarley]

hahaha happy to help

[@megadeltsmarcy]

never having known the discourse with e l james and stephanie meyer and having it explained to me by you is honestly the best way i couldve spent my sunday night. thanks girl

[@gabi8096]

1 minute in and I realized I didn't even see the title of the video, I just saw my favorite comedian and clicked

[@uncarley]

!! thank you sm bestie

[@wrentaylor4924]

i must attend a rocky horror style twilight rewatch omfg

[@francescakyanda9182]

I love how I know about Twilight exclusively from KZbin, what a great day to continue that education 😂

[@uncarley]

this is all you need to know about twilight tbh

[@ReginaScholey]

Stephanie Meyer having her epiphany on the night of my 8th birthday is truly truly so iconic

[@kyorawallace1009]

I finished reading Midnight Sun the other day 😂 in her ending notes she mentions how many times she almost quit and i was thinking "huh i wonder what happened there" 😂😂😂😂

[@shaylaatiles]

Carley’s done it again! Thank you for your service queen 🫡✨

[@LondonBlakeO]

literally so glad someone’s talking abt this

[@uncarley]

finally some news you can use

[@Priscillas_Life]

We gave her the ideal for midnight sun during the movies in chat rooms. This was not her ideal. The Fandom gave it to her. I remember giving that insight to them. Well at least she listened to us.

[@RileyLastname]

I would LOVE if you covered more Hobby Drama posts you just are so much fun to watch

[@MalenaVaranini]

where's the collen hoover video? i was watching and it dissapeared :(

[@English3Muffin]

I’ve been through a journey with this series. I was completely obsessed when it came out. Then I think the misogyny got to my head and I was hate-obsessed, now I love it again for the camp that it is. The only thing I really cannot forgive is Stephenie using an actual tribe of people, bastardized their origin stories to hell, profited off it, and never thanked them, gave back to their community or encourage her fans to, or even bother apologizing. She used them as a prop in her storyline without a second thought or any remorse. The Quileute Tribe still lives out there and have been fighting to move to higher grounds because they are currently at risk from tsunamis. They’ve been working on this before Twilight became a hit and people can donate to the cause on their website.

[@OoovooJaver]

Carley being the beacon of pop culture we know we needed

[@samz513]

The 9/11 references were especially appropriate considering we would not have the Twilight Saga without that event. Meyer has talked about how Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance inspired a lot of Edward's character with their whole vampire stick in the Three Cheers era. Gerard only started the band after being traumatized witnessing 9/11 while working in nyc. 9/11 = MCR = Twilight = 50 Shades.

[@ckat13]

Summer 2008: my parents were going on a cruise for their anniversary and mom and I had just finished Twilight book 1 at the same time. I wanted to read New Moon first but they were leaving the next day and mom wanted to take NM with her. SO I stayed up all night to finish NM in one sitting so mom could take it on their trip.

[@sally_845]

8:32 that Jeff Winger quote from community fits so perfectly here

[@sarahsnider4734]

Hey bestie why are your new videos private :/

[@jazmynmackenzi3171]

every video you make makes my life better.

[@uncarley]

thank you bestie!

[@mlkrx]

Your video is so timely as today I started getting out my fall decor weeks in advance (it’s 90 degrees out and I am delulu) and was just about to start my yearly Twilight binge as we entered the spooky season. Thank you for bringing us the knowledge and content we crave