☼ ══╣♥♥ The ULTIMATE ASMR MAKEOVER!!! ♥♥╠══ ☼

Are you tired of your ASMR makeovers feeling penultimate? Worry no more! Finally, after continued and annoyingly insistent requests from the very universe itself (a universe which, by the way, completely disregards my quiet hours) I have created, bar none, the most ultimatest ASMR makeover in this particular dimension. Possibly other dimensions as well, but I don't want to come off as pan-dimensionally arrogant.
This is not a Halloween video in any way, I promise you that much. I also promise you a pony. The pony is, of course, a trans-dimensional pony, which makes it difficult to ride or see ... but VERY easy to clean up after.
Notes: This video initially served as a dry run for some elements to be used in an upcoming project with Ephemeral Rift. As such, some of the ideas here were co-developed with him via a series of emails which, if nothing else, certainly put us both on NSA watchlists.
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